I'm a cis female pansexual secular science witch. My pronouns

what hand do you use to wipe your bum?

>>741015634
You look pretty cute so why the weirdly drawn eyebrows?

Self-diagnosed PTSD and ADD or legit

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>>741015634
>cis female

Charlie chaplin is a legend

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>>741015634
fuck off back to tumblr faggot

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>>741015828
Right hand
>>741015856
Thanks
>>741015980
It's hard to explain cause I've never been referred to a psychiatrist cause my doctor doesn't believe I have it. But I do

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>>741016430
>It's hard to explain cause I've never been referred to a psychiatrist cause my doctor doesn't believe I have it. But I do

>>741015634
>cis

fuck off, normie

>>741016305
Thanks. I was trying to go for that look that day actually. I was feeling more on my masc side

>>741016409
This

Hmmm hmmm...

Tits or GTFO

You look like someone's best ex-girlfriend. Good for you.

>>741016714
Jolly good point sir

Whenever I look for a gf, I specify that she has to be cis female. I only get 2 responses.
>What's cis mean?
>That's transphobic.

>>741015634
youre a dumb ass, also try and curse me bitch but Satans right next to me .

Tit or GTFO

why is your b8 so ass

>>741015634
Cut or uncut?

>>741016430
disgusting

you should use toilet paper like a normal person

>>741016991
this

>>741016430
>doctor doesn't believe I have it
>But I do

Oh boy. Aren't she looking for attention

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>>741016758
What do you mean?
>>741016811
That's transphobic indeed. What if you meet someone and you fall in love and then you find out ze is a trans male? Would you dump zim?

>>741015634
What's your take on Asexuality?

so are you actually a witch or do you just say that but have no idea the implications of what youre saying? also timestamp, whore

>>741015634
Do you suffer from mental illness or enjoy every moment of it?

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>>741017104
Have u ever considered killing yourself?

>>741017104
>would you dump zim?
In a fucking heartbeat.

linch all niggers gas the fags and jews

>>741015634
like anal?

>>741017104
> That's transphobic indeed. What if you meet someone and you fall in love and then you find out he is a trap? Would you dump his feminine benis?

fixed it for you

What is your take on tits or GTFO?

>>741015634
Tits or GTFO

>>741017104

I mean you look like the kind of person who acts quirky because there isn't anything particularly interesting about them and when you break up you remain friends with your exes because they were just a means to complementing your perceived "loneliness" and being friends with them literally changes nothing because you never talk to any of your friends anyway. You are a null factor in the lives of others, you have the emotional impact of beige paint or an uncomfortable chair you sit in once. But hey at least when you eventually shed these fads you use to feel alive you'll prove to be a perfectly normal boring wife to a slightly interesting guy who once had the hopes of being something more but was strangled by mediocrity.

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>>741017192
2 of my closest friends are asexuals I understand them deeply. What would you like to know?
>>741017198
I am and yes I do
>>741017310
It's a struggle but you learn to live with them

>>741015634
Hey, show your chest or do something fun, dumb bitch
Otherwise sage
>>741017104
Bad troll trans male would be ftm

Sagesagesage or tits
Stop giving it (you)s
Plz just ask for a time stamp to know its a real person otherwise this is the lowest effort bait and you all are taking it

>>741015634
Cis-tits or GTPTSDFO!

The more pictures you post, the more unappealing you get. If you're going to post pics, post nudes, full-on gape spreads, massive object insertion or something more /b/-esque that would make this thread endurable.

Talk more about you dick/tits and how having a 3rd sexual appendage can benefit your asexuality.

>>741017104
Honestly? Yes, because male genitalia is disgusting, regardless of the gender of its owner and regardless of whether its been surgically altered or not.

It's not transphobic to not want an intimate relationship with someone who's trans, just as it's not sexist to not want an intimate relationship with someone who's male.

>>741017034
kek

Why don't you, instead of having PTSD and ADD, go see a damn acupuncturist and never have emotional problems again?

Or do you like having deficient labels?

>>741017598
you do, huh? where do you get your power from?also, why come here? stay on tumblr. or were you not getting enough attention there?

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who would you rather have sex with
sarina valentina or bailey jay?

>>741015634
how much times do you wank a week?

>>741015634
So, you're a sexually active wiccan, in Gen X terms?

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>>741017357
Yes I have in the past but I'm so glad I didn't
>>741017579
Do you really want to do this now Daniel?
>>741017477
I'm not showing you my tits, so you can get the fuck out youself

>Dealwithit.gif

>>741017598
I'm an asexual myself.

There isn't a lot of information on the matter and it confuses me a lot. Some say sexuality differs from your romantic feelings, which is what I strongly believe, would you agree?

>>741016430
You looked perfect until I saw how chubby your arms are. But your dress pattern really turns me on.

>>741017991
Cut or uncut?

>>741018019
k

OP reminds me of that faggot elf in Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer who wanted to be a dentist.

>>741017838
This.

I'm a bleeding heart liberal but I'm also straight. I'm not attracted to dicks and while physical attraction isn't the only thing, it is important.

Also the whole pronoun thing has got to stop. It's him and her. Hard stop.

>>741017838
Am a trans person and this anon is correct
It definitely falls to the trans person to disclose their status to future partners for a number of reasons. It doesn't even have anything to do with "eww gross a trans vag".. I mean what if you are someone looking to have biological progeny? What if you date guys/trans but ask for std testing for those people because of rates of transmission? Even discounting the aspect of the social stigma against it it is just good manners to disclose it before the relationship turns intimate

>>741017991

Very interesting - one scathing comment and you're making assessments about my name. Btw I'm a John, which would have been your first guess but you assumed my name wasn't the second most common name on Earth.

YOUR IN /b/ WE DONT ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE YOU LINCH YOURSELF IF YOUR EVEN REAL TIMESTAMP AND GTFO

>>741017991
come on really?!

>>741017991
>Dealwithit.gif
That's cringe right there

You will never be a happy person and you will die alone because no one will care about you ever.

>>741017991
Okay then lady. I'm gay so I don't even care about you exposing yourself, but at least have the common fucking courtesy to post a time stamp so we know you are a real person.

>>741018192
I think "it" should be considered an acceptable personal pronoun, but too many people consider it to be restricted to inanimate objects only.

>>741018194
This is the no shit stance that seems obvious, and I don't get why it isn't ubiquitous. fo' real.

>>741018256
busted
go to bed daniel

>>741018266
i think you mean /pol/

/b/ is full of freaks

>>741018194
I'm glad to see this.
My GF is trans and has the same views.
She just wants to blend in ya know?

>>741017785
It's logical because I post first the ones that I really like
>>741017804
What would you like to know?
>>741017838
You are so close minded. Genitalia doesn't define your gender and judging someone for their anatomy is an act of discrimination and violence

>>741017946
I have received acupuncture before it doesn't treat mental illnesses

>>741017968
I don't
>>741017956
Power comes from many sources like anger, arousal, pain or panic attacks and depending on what you're working on

>>741015634
when are you going to realize these kinds of posts are blatantly fake and inherently, always made by edgy contrarians and not actual people?

>>741018527
You were treated by a fucking idiot or not long enough or both, then

>>741018527
have you ever met another being? what about potions? do you make those?

consider suicide ugly fat cunt

>>741018559

Yeah but much like pornography it provides us with a stimulus to release to.

>>741015634
What is a "science witch" ?

Genuinely curious.

>>741018334
Idk. People throw all reason out the window when they think "oh but what if they are stealth?" You will NEVER be stealth from a romantic partner. Eventually it'll have to come out one way or another. Might as well be discreet but up front about it

>>741018434
Exactly. It's not like people are asking us to wear a fucking star on our shirt. Just disclose it to people you plan to have sex with and accept that you are losing a large portion of the dating pool when you transition.
>>741018527
Holy fucking bait

abandon thread
I REPEAT ABANDON THREAD
THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING UNLESS YOU WANT TO ARGUE WITH SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T EVEN BELIEVE THEIR OWN ARGUMENT
SAGERU

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>>741015634

>>741018527
I know genitalia doesn't define gender, hence why I made the distinction in my post, but genitalia is a major trait among my personal preferences in a potential partner.

Personal preferences in a potential partner is technically a form of discrimination, but an entirely acceptable one, both ethically and socially. However, anything non-physical, including having a personal preference, is never a form of violence.

>>741018527
Yeah girl you tell em! Thats why I don't tell people I'm HIV positive either.. they just get too judgmental and ask why i didnt tell them before.

What is the trauma you experience ? Combat, Violence?

>>741017104
Starbux faggot

>>741018960
She hasn't been diagnosed with shit, so probably nothing.

>>741018919
seconded

>>741018960
Stop replying to shit bait

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>>741018330
That's correct. You can ask people to address you as it if you'd like. >>741018658
Would you care to explain yourself because I read this 3 times already and I don't get it
>>741018673
Yeah I do astral projecting and like to meet with characters from Steven Universe. I make potions on my daily basis.
>>741018718
We don't work with deities and we take correspondences from the actual components of herbs. There's a lot to cover

I came for the celeb nudes... how did i get roped into this shit thread?

>>741019266
Because people keep BUMPING THE BAIT

>>741019250
Do you get to the cloud district very often?

>>741019250
I personally don't have a preferred pronoun, even though I identify as male. People can use male, female, or neuter pronouns for me, I don't mind which.

>>741019250
you look like you love anal

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>>741015634
Did your uncle touch you?

>>741015634
Tf is a science witch?

tits?

>>741019586
>>741019606
Stop bumping it's bait

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>>741015634
Whoah there sir, what makes think your attention whore self could just waltz into this board with no tits or timestamp?
Saged

>>741019250
When was the last time you fell in love?

>>741019586
The attack helicopter symbol should have the blades spinning within the circle.

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>>741015634
>>741011225
Fake and gay.

>>741019250
It's 4chan, and I'm here because of some bourbon, and these threads are usually bogus, so pardon me for being an ass; but my point was just that acupuncture is likely the only thing that will legitimately help your (described) conditions in any meaningful and long-lasting way. I know this because I am an acupuncturist and have been in practice for many years. I also know that most people who end up in acupuncture school and even many of those who graduate are fucking idiots who failed in other careers. So, like an artist or an auto mechanic, not all acupuncturists are created equal. You'll likely run up against shittier practitioners and charlatans. So if it didn't work, it's not the medicine's fault, and presumably it's not your fault; it's likely the assclown practitioner's fault

And every time I post about my profession on here I get plenty of people who've never experienced it or anything outside of grocery store pharmacy shitting all over it. And I get it. It's a weird (albeit 5000 year old) medicine. But miss me with that ignorance disguised as skepticism. Read from same pubmed, NIH, or WHO shit about it.

brb refilling the bourbon

>>741019250
Nobody believes me that i'm hamsterkin. My pronouns are ham/hams/hamself and nobody likes to respect that. What do I do?

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>>741019114

>>741018799
My girlfriend came out that she was trans to me while we had been dating for over a year.
She didn't know if she actually wanted to go through with the transition yet and was afraid i'd leave her.
It was so fun to do her hair and make up for the first time, she cried.
It sucks because she just wants to be free to be herself but the attention trans people have been getting are majority negative and she just wants to fit in.
I feel like people pretend to be trans or don't actually fully understand what it means and it puts actual trans people in a bad light.

>>741017991
Timstamp or gtfo

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>>741019371
No I have not
>>741019450
Stop
>>741019429
Sometimes I feel more on the masculine side but I like to keep my female pronouns because I like to embrace my feminininity

>>741019778
I'm still in love with someone but I have never had the courage to tell them

you have no clue what a real witch is. youre just a human, and always will be. you have no real power and never will. grow the fuck up. seek attention from a licensed therapist or psychologist. gtfo dumbass

>>741019371
Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.

>>741017991
Tits or kys

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>>741015634

>>741020207
This

>>741020135
life is too short tell them accept the rejection and move on or you end up with them its 50/50 just do it grow some balls

>>741015634
die

>>741019758
>sages
>posts pic anyways and bumps the thread to say something 20 other people have said
Nigga

comments are taking too long. think i'm gunna bail.

>>741020072
Wait so your girl friend is biologically a man or a woman and is now a girl? What are you?

>>741020135
You do look like you love anal...

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>>741015634

what the fuck

shut the fuck up with your modern terms for made up bullshit

>>741020135
What is your top goal in life?

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>>741018019
I do agree with you hun, I think being asexual is a gift because you get to focus on more meaningful things and you get you love someone thoroughly >>741020407
Some day I will
>>741020156
I'm a real one. And you are nobody to tell who is a witch and who isn't. I'm just fed up of people like you that think that can tell someone what being a witch is and they've never opened a book

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>>741020908

You look like Alex from A Clockwork Orange had a kid with Dr. Frankenfurter from Rocky Horror Picture Show

>>741020072
This
I don't want to keep posting in this shitty bait thread but people with gender dysphoria strong enough that they need to transition have different needs from society than "nonbinary" people do. Nonbinary and even some trans issues are a FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION problem.. yet for trans people it is an issue of managing gender dysphoria to be in good mental health.
There is nothing trans about rejecting gender roles, but that is not a legal or medical matter at all. I would prefer having more gender neutral bathrooms regardless for families but bathrooms and legal documents shouldn't keep you from associating with a certain role in society.

>>741020908
Where did you get that dress? My gf would love it.

>>741020908
Do a spell, make me win the lottery or have my cat learn to speak English, each are equally acceptable.

>>741021000
OP here. I said I'm cis. Why are we discussing trans issues on my thread?

>>741021111
Fucking quads she is a witch

>>741021069
I will make your cat win the lottery and have you speak meowlish

I just need your DOB and SSN

>>741015634
I have a question...what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>741020908
any skimpier outfits ??

Not a question. My fiance wants to have a three-way with you. Just an FYI

>>741021245
Of course my social is 865-80-9619
My date of birth is 10-15-1995 when should I expect my magic?

>>741021111
got kik or snap??

>>741021111
Hi retard
You don't seem to know how /b/ works. Someone in your thread asked about your opinion on trans people then other people went on a tangent. I am responding to that tangent because I am trans
Fuck off, you nosy cis bitch. This isn't your thread anymore.

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This is now a dick rate thread

>>741021507
That wasn't me sorry

>>741021507
>implying b has rules

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>>741020908
Why do faggots like you where those shitty hebrew hats?

>>741021992
What im saying is that /b/ doesn't have rules and calling a thread your own or trying to dictate what is discussed there is retarded
After 30 minutes only a mod or janitor has any say over wtf goes on in a thread.

>>741021879
9/10

>>741022195
Where the fuck did you read that you fucking retarded tranny?

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>>741021459
Ya dun goofed anon
Dun goofed

>>741022326
>1. ZOMG NONE!!1
>OP can delete a thread until half an hour has passed. Literally the only thing you can do to "your own thread"
Lurk more.

Guys one more question before I go to bed