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how to score pussy when you're poor?

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how to score pussy when you're poor?
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>>740996210
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>>740996210
Stop being poor
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>>740996433
This
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>>740996437
This
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lynch a nigger for white girls!
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>>740996210

Be attractive and interesting. Thats it.

I know this engineer who makes a *lot* of money and he can't pull in girls for shit as he is boring and overweight. Nice enough guy, though, not that counts for much.
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>>740996210
You can still score pussy, just not the pussy of a girl like that.

You have to settle for the fatties with no self-esteem.
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>>740997238
i'm very good looking but very socially awkward. i mess up talking to people all the time.
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cut gook nuts op
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>>740996433
Does that shit actually even work? And is it effective?
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MAKE MORE MONEY?
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take her to the mighty taco
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>>740996210
how much you have in the bank?
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>>740997318
>i'm very good looking
>prolly looks like shit
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>>740997318

Okay attractive, interesting, and passibly well spoken, then.

Listen to what people say, learn what is inappropriate. Take some ettique classes.
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>>740997791
u should see the chicks im getting attention from
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>>740997318
So you're poor and socially inept and you think you deserve pussy? I'm almost starting to see why the SJWs believe all men think they're entitled to sex lmao

Grow up a little first loser. Then try. Or fuck hambeasts like the rest of the people like you.
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Be attractive and don't be short. That will get you much farther with women than any amount of money.
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>>740996210
Confidence

It doesn't matter how poor you are, how stupid you are, how ugly you are, how fat you are, as long as you have confidence out the ass you get pussy

Confidence is literally the only thing that matters, it's just it's easier to be confident when you're hot and rich
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>>740996210
you work hard to get up in life and have a good personality
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>>740997889
"deserve" lol. pusies are to be fucked and WANT some too
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op u have rich parents?
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>>740997882
show us anon
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>>740996210
Poor like in poor average worker, or poor like in poor self-loathing mom's basement dweller.
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>how to score pussy when you're poor?
Just print this file
◄─────────┘
+cut on the dotted lines
+then sport the mask and rock out with your cock out, all around town

\m/
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>>740997975
how did u get the idea to ask this?
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>>740996210
Pretend to be homeless and hang out with the homeless teens in Portland.
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The world is bullshit

Be woman. Be poor. Doesn't fucking matter because not only can you still get dick, you can also probably get some $ for it if have half a brain.
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You don't
https://youtu.be/XpE3ZW88qUI
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>>740998292
And have drugs...
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>>740997467
it would most likely kill the chick
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>>740997911
im way confident up to the point i need to start talking im super shit at this
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>>740998437
You have to know how much and for how long.
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>>740997467

it doesn't knock them out for a long time like the movies. wears off very quick. like 10seconds
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>>740996210

I've been poor for most of my life until the last few years. I'm now 26. I've gotten somewhere around 40 girls - and most of those girls were prior to the last few years.

I don't think poor is the issue.
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>>740997973
Yeah you entitled little brat, deserve. It's something you earn. Why the fuck has my generation regressed like this?

You're all going backwards
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>>740997238
This.

Be interesting
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>>740999272
"earn" omg lol
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I bet Terry is like the dude you gotta fuck to get into Hollywood. And there's probably blackmail material to keep word from getting out.
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>>740999488
Fuck off, Terry.
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>>740999488
this

/THREAD \m/
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Just get an old van and a fake arm cast.
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>>740997909
why cant you be short?
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Got to the beach put a potato in your swim suit. Girls will want you. Make sure potato is in front.
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>>740999681
Girls don't much like short guys.
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>>740998122
I'll google it if you don't, no problems, but would you have those blowjob photos? and those with the natural born killer chick?
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>>740997318
>i'm very good looking but very socially awkward. i mess up talking to people all the time.
>i'm very good looking
No you are not, I am very good looking for real and literally the most boring person on earth, I am a homebody who sits at home playing video games and browsing /b/ and go to the gym 3x a week, I've had 7 different girls from work aggressively try to fuck me just in the last three months (new employees after turnover)

I do literally nothing, I'm not interesting, I work at a fucking bell kiosk, I'm poor, I'm not funny, I literally just work out and dress decent and they all rationalize im smart or cool or funny or start making comments about how they think im hot/cute or I've been told before that my nose is cute or that I had a nice mouth area and one girl just flat out said I made her ovaries throb

on top of this, I know im good looking but i'm not THAT good looking, I'm just a bit above average.... you are 100% FULL OF SHIT
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Rape has always worked for me. Zero potential for conviction if you do it right.
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bumpss

http://aww.su/MBjYd
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>>740999781
why?
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>>740999814
>those blowjob photos?
which ones?

>the natural born killer chick?
hang on..........
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>>740999861
good looking guys don't go to gym
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>>740999914

I don't know. You should ask them.
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>>740999695
this actually works.
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>>741000248
Works best if you're good looking.
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>>740997734
22k
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>>740999815
yes. I would like to be sucked by those lips.
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>>740999861
nigga i wasnt saying im not getting attention
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>>740996210
>Be white
>???
>profit
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>>740996210

Waist looks shopped.
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Moar of T-bone boning famous bitches
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>>740997827
>Take some ettique classes.
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>>741000882
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>>741000981

nigger wtf u doing
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>>741000193
I'm 5'6, only make 30K/year and haven't had a problem scoring women in a very long time. No hambeasts, I'm a bit picky.
All you need to be, is witty, attractive (looks, posture, smell), and outgoing. They'll come to you, eventually
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>>741001020
im not outgoing one bit. i look snobbish to people.
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>>741001020
>attractive

Not saying ALL short guys are shunned by girls. I was friends with a few good looking short guys who had girls literally stopping in the street.

All things being equal, girls go for the taller guys.
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>>741001093
Well, there's your problem. Being outgoing is 75% of the game, when it comes to attracting randoms. That being said, attracting randoms is how most good relationships start. Work on yourself man, put on your game face after a drink or two and just keep trying. It's a skill, you need a lot of practice to be good. It's fun practice though, after a week or two
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>>741001020
Helps to have a good rap. And smelling good is half the battle.
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>>741001297
I suppose so, both guys being equal I'm other ways. Never have found that height had much to do with it though, it's a pretty small advantage
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>>741001012
spreading the only TRUE art in history....
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>>741001569
terry is shit photographer. araki is where it's at.
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>>741001481
did Stone or Tarantino write NBK????
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>>741001761
i like his snaps but fuck that old gook
+hang on........
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>>740996210
All i know is that body is 11/10! HOT
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>>740996433
That shit is expensive... Any other alternatives? Not OP just curious myself
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>>740996433
Fpbp
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>>740996210
Be attractive. If not attractive, be rich.

Simple as that.
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>>740996210
R-A-P-E or KIDNAP to score pussy for the rest of her prime years. Keep that bitch locked up in a dungeon under your house and mind fuck her until she's able to cum at the thought of sucking your cock. I personally have gained great success and confidence.
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>>741002160
LSD is $10 a tab, and can be placed in small drinks fairly easy. People are very easy to manipulate when they're frying.
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>>740996210
Be always clean and well dressed, educated as well, that way you will surely score at least some ghetto pussy
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>>741002160
Chloroform is actually easy to make by yourself that's all you need is Ammonia and Bleach..When it's mixed properly it will react and separate...The stuff that gathers at the bottom is Chloroform, you keep refining and extracting and it will knock anyone out.
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>>741000139
>being this fucking retarded
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>>741001483
>it's a pretty small advantage

If you're good looking, height doesn't come into play nearly as much than if you're average looking. I'm 6' with shoes on and average looks. I know my height never helped me in attracting girls at-all.
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>>741002616
You are diabolical
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>>741002522
did terry fuck her?
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>>741002616
Bleach and acetone, actually.
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All you people saying you need to be rich are useless virgins. Literally match any girl on Tinder, take her out on a date at 8:00 on a Saturday. If you're not an autistic sperg you can impress anyone if they don't know anything about you. By the time dinner ends it should be 9:00-10:00, go to a bar, buy some drinks, get her liquored up and then from there if you can't score, you've already fucked up the game. High school kids have figured out that alcohol opens legs, why is it so hard for you guys?
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>>741002619
they dont need to
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>>740997467
Yeah it makes u rock hard, try it
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>>741002767
>did terry fuck her?
100% \w/
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>>740996210
Be a fuck boi idiot. Girls love fuck boi idiots. Also, be good looking.
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>>741003017
one thing i cant be is idiot.
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>>740997238
If you make a lot of money could just follow Floyd Mayweather's example.
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Getting pussy when you're poor isn't the hard part. It's keeping it.

Buy one or two nice outfits, hang out in public, never go back to your place. All other rules generally apply.
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>>740999861
Listen to this guy.
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>>741002826
i don't even have a car dude
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>>741003451
>never go back to your place
why?
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Go to Thailand. That's what I'm doing. It's stupid cheap, and tons of cheap pussy. Fuck the gatekeepers of the west!!!
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Be a nigger
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>>741003651
Because then you only have 3 options. You have to either take her home, call her an Uber or let her spend the night. If you go somewhere else, you just finish and leave.
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Lower your standards
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>>741003951
I want them to be biologically female,not smell bad,and able to hold a conversation
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>>741004021
did terry fuck her?
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develop a spiritual practice and tap into a spiritual community.
you will develop your spirit and find open minded women around you would are in the same emotional place as you.
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Skip the whole mess and buy a sex doll. I did.

Mfw I'm face fucking a lifelike facsimile of a type of girl who normally looks at me like I'm a monster.
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>>741004087
100000000000000000%
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>>741003111
Yes you can. All you gotta do is study these faggots and then pretend to be one.
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>>741004086
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY
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>>741004357
Fuck off, Terry. Go spam reddit.
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>>741004357
G 0 D

\m/
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>>741004357
founder of this website, we call him chris. also goes by the name of terry and moot
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>>740996210
Lower your standards. What do you think pic related won't do for a bottle of scotch and some KFC?
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>>740999783
EWWWWW EARWAX
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>>741004419
dude, no one even uses plebbit anymore!
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>>741004458
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>>740996210
Aim low.
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>>740996433
Ah, i see we prefer the good old stuff that works.
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>>741004572
Then it's a perfect place to spam your sophomoric DIY porn.
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