Share your darkest secrets #2

I put ketchup on my macaroni and cheese

I was the one who broke the vase in 5th grade, sorry Mrs. Brookover.

I blow my nose in my hands in the shower

>>740989531
I just blow my nose in the shower onto my feet.

>>740989093
I steal pictures and make them look like a drawing so I can put them in my comics.

>>740989531
Get out

i've been banned from at least 4 different stores.

i once pretended to be someone else to get nude pics from my girlfriends 14 year old cousin. im not proud.

>>740990077
Irrespective of if you're proud; were you successful?

>>740990171
yes

>>740989274
Fuck off.

>New XXXteen 18+ secret sites collection>

http://hot-n-sexy.xyz

>>740990171
>Irrespective of whether you're proud;
Sorry - I was seized by bad English

>>740990224
>yes
Then you know what you must do

>>740989093
i am alcoholic who lives with the support of parrents

Ran a programme of psychological operations back in 08 to see which personality types could be convinced into suicide.

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>Brought a qt3.14 to my house to play on my virtual reality setup
>took perfect creepshots I still jerk off to to this day

>>740990361
even if i still had them i would never share them.

>>740990323
it's asking for credit card details?
Can I use my moms?

>>740989093
I play favourites with my children, ones a shit the other is best

>>740989531
Savage

>>740990464
Genius, finally a reason to buy VR

>>740990497
So it didn't happen then

>>740990408

More info?

>>740989093
secret: I'm turned on by op pic

>>740990713
it did. feel bad about it though.

Im a 21 year old women. Who gets off on thinking about 13 year old boys.

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>>740990871
Your welcome

>>740990974
ever been with one?

I've met women your age who like boys a lot younger than that.

My best friend (male) sucked me while I was drunk and my gf doesn't know. Our friendship got strange from then on, we barely talk to each other nowadays. I really regret it. I know that in theory it didn't change anything at all, but I don't know, it's strange..

>>740990974
ever done anything?

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helped my motherinlaw move. found a box of her old sex toys. took her purple dildo and went home and surprised my wife with a "new" one.

now she fucks herself with her mom's vibrator while I get my dick sucked.

>>740991066
Yes i have been with a 14 year old boy

>>740990943
You know the saying. Pics or it didn't happen. No pics. It didn't happen. Just your imagination troubling you.

>>740991093
Does your gf know that your gay?

>>740991260
as i said, cant help you

>>740991261
>Implying

>>740991243
how was it? Was he a virgin?

Is 13 the youngest you'd go?

>>740991349
I know. Because it didn't happen

>>740989093
I pick my nose and wipe booger wherever.

>>740991416
Not a virgin yes 13 is the youngest id go

I sit down in the shower and sit in my pee

>>740990540
That's human nature. Fuck those who say they don't have favorites.

>>740990799
yeah virtually everyone can be convinced to do anything given the right information.
with girls you just assume identity of someone they trust or look up to and inject false information to push them over the edge and get high suicide rates
with guys you don't even need to make it personal you can inject false narratives to demoralise and that starts the snowball, but it's harder to get them to do it on short timescales

>>740990974
There are rules for your kind

>>740990048
Why

Without my wife's knowledge, I share intimate details of our sex life to my college friend. He does the same. I just texted him that I'm collaring her tonight.

im 21 and still a virgin but i dont look ugly or something. also had 3 girlfriends so far, first relationship even held on for almost 2 years (started when i was 13 years old), but never had it.
long story short, i have depressions and suffer from social anxiety

>>740991093
Not strange at all. What it is, is homosexual. Not unlike yourself..

I got really bad service at a Red Robin once so I didn't tip the waiter

sniffed a sexy female housemate's dirty thongs for months, it was reckless as fuck since i would have had nowhere to go if i got caught but she never found out.

I had a fake facebook profile for 3 years catfishing girls for nudes. I confessed it years later to a girl who hit me up after I stopped doing it. She found the guy and told him. I knew him irl. I've sorta isolated myself from people I went to high school with since then.

I disseminated an account of a sporting event with implied oral consent.

>>740990974
post tits/body with timestamp

>>740990974
Tits or gtfo

>>740990540
Same.

I barely even tolerate my son. He's only 11 and it's not fair to him, but I don't really even like, let alone love him. My daughter, on the other hand, is my whole world and she knows it. She's the best thing that's ever happened to me.

>>740991976
Negative.

>>740992037
I will get the fuck out.

I was on a train once and accidentally left my coffee cup on it instead of throwing it in the bin at the station

>>740991630
how did you find him?

>>740990323
>Tfw the bot gets dubs and you dont

>>740989093
i have jerked off to young girls on periscope. makes me feel like the piece of shit that i am. i try not to but my will is weak.

>>740992046
yeah but is she hot?

>>740992105
Unfortunate. I was hoping to read more.

>>740992105
Fuck off

>>740992162
how young?

Just talking on Periscope or showing the good stuff too? I've seen some periscope caps that are.... intense.

>>740990974
I'm a year over your limit but I get off on 21 year old women like a sick son of a bitch

>>740992195
Bummer. Ive posted the story on a similar thread

I've seen my stepdaughter's breasts and ass and they are gloriously perfect. I've fapped to fantasies of her more than any other individual by far. Probably hundreds of times over the years.

>>740992148
Tfw the bot didn't get dubs, wtf you on about

>>740990974
Dirty whores like you should show your Tito or gtfo.

I hate bacon

>>740989093
When I'm off of work, I like to put on my Nazi Waffen SS uniform and go to McDonald's, just to see how people react.

>>740992313
how old is she and how old was she when you first fapped to her?

>>740990464
Post them anon

>>740992394
>99
Faggot

I double dip

>>740992287
like 11-17. i don't talk, i just view and wait till they show something. there are always young girls on there showing, like its crazy that periscope hasn't been shutdown yet.

>>740991856
Fuck dude did you steal my life

>>740991093
Hey, that was a brojob, nothing weird about that

>>740991856
>had 3 girlfriends so far
>still a virgin

You have had 0 girlfriends so far.

>>740989093
I still love her after 8 years and she's all I ever truly wanted in this shitty life and I want to get married and die together in a car accident and spend eternity together the world is a shithole and broken and corrupt beyond repair our only hope it to prepare for eternity, heaven. And the afterlife

>>740992396
Yasss Dude Haha

What ya gotta search to find them? >>740992682
>>740992682

>>740991243
Pics of you? I need fap material.

>>740992619
okay, I have nothing against new- or summerfags, everyone has to start somewhere.
But please.
Can someone teach those kiddies what actual dubs are?

>>740992313
Post pics

>>740991856
this is me just without the girlfriends and im 26. and not to sound full of myself, but i am pretty attractive and cool(i know how conceited that sounds). people like me and there has been quite a few girls that were into me. i'm just really shy and scared of meeting people, also i have some gnarly trust issues. also fear of rejection or failure plays a pretty big part.

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>>740991204
That is so stupidly hot. I love that you are the only one to know this and both of them are oblivious. I have always had the fantasy of fucking a mother and holding her daughters panties in her face forcing her to smell and put them in her mouth.

For an extended period of time I was blackmailed into sending nudes to someone(s) online and had them posted online without my consent multiple times (to the point I pretty much check daily to see if they've been uploaded so I can get them taken down). It was one of the must humiliating experience of my life but I find myself having sort of actually liked the experience (pictures being posted aside) and I hate myself for it.

>>740992619
TFW theres a newfag amongst the crowd..
>99 isn't dubs twat

>>740993540
Post your tits again.

>>740992995
i dont think i will help you out, sorry man. i mean i already hate myself enough and think its wrong, i would feel even worse if i encourage it.

>>740989274
Dont we all?

>>740989639
u r a genius

>>740993540
Repost your pic from last night? Thread died before I could save

i jerk off to young russian girls doing gymnastics on youtube. i want to kill myself because of the pedo trash i am.

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>>740993896
You're in luck. I saved it. She really should give us a fresh pic though.

>>740991856
>21 and still a virgin
>i dont look ugly
pick one

>>740993672
Bro... come on...

>>740993540
How did they blackmail you?

>>740993540
How did you get blackmailed into that?
Are you retarded?

>>740994161
Fucking pedo.

>>740993183
You could have, you fucking faggot.

Instead of your "I'm ok with summer fags" rant you could have just told the ignorant fuck that it's only the last digits of his post that matter.

>>740992619
>>740992148
Read this you dumb fuck

>>740994161
Pedos, pedos everywhere.

>>740994258
>>740994328
must have missed >>740993918

>>740994098
I already did last night, and I thought I made it clear I'm not looking to post more pics.

>>740994213
>>740994241
The short version is someone online managed to get a bunch of nude pictures that I really didn't want anyone else seeing and enough information that I got scared enough to cave. I know now I should have just let the person do what they were going to do but in the moment you just get so paralyzed by fear that rational thinking sort of goes out the door

>>740994258
>>740994328
>hebes, hebes everywhere
ftfy

>>740994287
and you are defending that ignorant fuck why exactly?

>>740994388
Nah. He just loves gymnastics.

When I was 15 I let my dog fuck me when he started to hump, and I put the pants down.

>>740994459
lil' kek

>>740994399
Need I remind you that this is a new thread and tits or gtfo rules still apply? There isn't a statute of limitations on tits, you know.

>>740994526
hot. how did it feel?

>>740989093
i am substantially more interested in taken/married women than single ones.

>>740992293
what are you waiting for? Get the fuck out if youre not gonna follow rules

>>740992162
What is periscope ?

I regularly do gay stuff with my best friend. I go over to his house while his parents are at work all day. We give eachother handjobs, suck eachother's dicks etc. It's amazing.

>>740994399
>managed to get a bunch of nude pictures
>enough information that I got scared
100% someone you knew or someone close to that person

>>740994581
It was quite painful at first, but then it feel great, when he cummed in my tight asshole

>>740994783
have you done it since then?

I've been with my current gf for 4 years now- still think about the girl that left me age 16 every single day. Time heals nothing. No one knows.

>>740994735
>while his parents are at work all day
Man I wish I was 12 again

>>740994854
You need to move on before you make a mistake with current girl that you'll regret a lot more

>>740994846
Ofc I did it, I enjoyed it too much. Whenever I was comming home from school, I let him fuck my ass everytime before our walk! I loved feeling his cum in ass when we were walking

>>740993183
i remember people saying 2323 were dubs too, makes me kek when i think about it now

>>740994783
guy or girl?

>>740989093
Fucked a girl in the butt and she pooped on my dick.
It didn't stop me from a second round.
R.I.P. My friend's mattress

>>740994961
If I could do something about it I would anon

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>>740994965

>>740995004
Girl, but he always fucked ass, and I liked it that way. I got in front of him and let him facefuck me too, It was a german shepard.

>>740994575
I really don't give a shit.

>>740994782
I know how the person got the pictures and information, a friend of my partner stole the pictures of me off their phone and posted them online with my info. I got it removed quickly but someone who managed to save it before that used it to blackmail me

>>740994161
nope, cant do it. those girls need less of that kind of attention and maybe they will eventually learn the difference between good and bad attention. i know i am pedo scum, but i dont want to be and i'm trying really hard to change. its working to, i'm getting better. so no way man can't help you.

>>740994684
live streaming site

>>740991778
I'm calling bullshit. You got 0 KOs

>>740995143
Help a brother get his urges out
Jk

i wish sec 231 didnt exist

>>740995056
I'm assuming she was your first real girlfriend, emphases on real, in which case its understandable that you can't move on, however as long as you can prevent these thoughts from effecting you and your decisions (especially gf based decisions), you will 100% move on with time

>>740994606
Gtfouting cannot be achieved by posting, you tard, she won

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>>740989093
I pee with the seat down while standing because im lazy and the pee water splashes up and gets on the seat but I don't wipe it off

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>>740990366
Why do you drink all the time, it literally makes you feel like shit.

>>740995090
Moar pliss

>>740995107
>a friend of my partner

100% it was your partner that posted them for kicks.

>>740995090
Fuck, that is hot

>>740995090
fuckkk that's hot
Have any pictures of him? or yourself?

>>740995372
why would i bullshit about being pedophilic, are you dumb. and clearly you dont know where to look. but you aren't tricking me into giving you any hints.

>>740990464
POst em´

>>740995382
yeah she was my first serious girlfriend.. I mean it was still teenage bullshit, I'm a rational thinker and deff. didn't expect these bad thoughts to last for many years. Everyone else I know seems to brush off relationship breaks off in a matter of weeks.

>>740992561
17 now. Probably 11 or 12 when it started.

>>740993225
I've deleted them within days if not near instantly any time I've caught some pics.

>>740995585
You're retarded

>>740995573
>>740995587
>>740995589
No pictures, he passed away, and Im not into being seen around 4chan as girl who fucked dog on everyday basis. But I want a new dog tho, and I feel like making myself fucktoy for him every since he'll hump me for first time

>>740990974
You got kik?

you thirsty kids thinking >>740990974 is real... kind of sad how this shows the average age on this site

>>740993307
yea. there were girls that were into me too but yea. i feel exactly the same as you

>>740995090
so hot!!

>>740991204
hahaha

>>740995657
Everyone handles it differently I guess, most probably think about it just dont talk about it, hence why you'd believe they move on quick when they actually may not

>>740995719
Sad ;)

Maybe about a year ago, a friend of mine at work was crushing hard on this chick who just started at our job.

Thing was, she was married to some Navy guy but claimed she was having relationship problems or some shit. They banged like all the time when the dude was on duty.

One day, the chicks husband goes on like a month duty and my friend calls me on my day off and says the chick is comeing to pick me up and take me to his house and her and I was to chill till he got off so we could all take shots.

About 30 mins of being at his house, we started taking shots and playing call of duty while waiting for him to come home. He ends up calling her on face time saying hes gonna be a bit late, something like an hour.

After they flirt for a bit, she hangs up and just straight up asks to see my dick. Drunk me was like, ok and shows dick. She was then like, you wanna fuck? We have 30 mins…

I fucked that chick like no tomorrow, nutted so hard when I pulled out, it shot into her hair. She ended up taking a shower and telling me to never say a word to my friend..


My friend doesn’t even know till this day, she ended up breaking it off with her husband and shit and all I can think about is how I would probably do it again given the chance, even though I feel guilty as fuck for doing it.

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>>740989531

>>740991040
What is this pic? I've seen it many times with zero context?

>>740995719
come on babe just show us the hole he came in, nobody has to know. Do it without a timestamp and nobody will believe it's you and itll become just one of the etherial unnamed pieces of generic porn floating around /b/.
you know you kinda want to ;p

>>740990464
you can't just say you took perfect pics without posting one or two of them, anon

>>740996041
i see no reason to feel guilty...shes just some thot, not his wife lol

>>740995266
wasn't just me

all you faggots wanna know what tits or GTFO actually means?
It means that any cunt dumb enough to post tits has to post tits. However much you complain you can't actually stop the femanons who aren't gonna post tits from posting. all you're doing is detracting from the thread and making these females less receptive to actually showing tits. You gotta finesse it.

>>740990464
>bitch goes to anon's home probably expecting a good fuck
>dumb as fuck anon makes her play stupid videogames and takes pictures to fap later.

Good job beta cuck.

>>740996402
or he is a pedo luring kiddies to his house with vr

>>740996394
Word. It's a funny sentiment, and definitely great when adhered to, but ain't no need to get aggressively thirsty over it you dumb fucks.

>>740989093
haked into the phone of my best friend saw the videos and picures of his exes and current girlfriend i feel like shit

>>740995585
I know for a fact it wasn't.

>>740996539
to be fair i'd go to some random strangers house if they offered vr

>>740989531
i do this too
i also finger in butthole clean

>>740989093
I stabbed a black girl in the cheek in 1st-3rd grade. Have no idea why. I went to a mental institution for a couple months. I blacked out during the stabbing in the cheek thing

>>740989274
Kevin?

i prefer fapping over my gf

i prefer fapping to my gf

>>740990611
>>740992604
>>740995647
>>740996267
>>740996402
>>740996539
>>740996761
To be fair the reason I don't post them is because I may very well still have a chance with this one. I'm trying not to fuck it up.

>>740991093
you're fucking gay.

>>740996988
>>740996539
i bet its a kid

When I was 7 I tried to slit my dads throat

>>740997071
18 and 20

>>740996988
how could you fuck up something by posting on 4chan? it's completely impossible to fuck things up by posting on 4chan.

>>740997076
Story?

>>740989093
i stole a grill and cooked on it once

>>740997076
>>740996831
i wanna see your two younger selves go at it battle royal style

>>740989093
Just some minutes ago I realized I'm probably a sociopath, not a bad person, but a sociopath.
I don't care about social rules, I don't care about what other people think about me or anything, I think I'm always right, even if I do have a girlfriend I think her opinion is shit as well and also my family's. I just care about my well being and what I think is the right thing to do.
Never thought of it that way

>>740992290
Underaged b&

>>740997076
>When I was 7 I tried to throat my dad's slit.

that's fucking weird man.

>>740997202
I know right.

>>740992629
you monster

>>740992290
MODS MODS MODS
UNDERAGED B&

>>740997210
i can relate to that

>>740997210
So edgy

>>740989093

Stars, hide your fires; Let not light see my black and deep desires: The eyes wink at the hand; yet let that be which the eye fears, when it is done, to see.

>>740997210
I think that way too. I have 2 children and my girlfriend is a real tard. Most women are just dumb and their opinions are meaningless. Women are literally objects for men to fuck and they always will be just that.

Confession time:
>I have made a habit out of farting into my own hand and smelling it, and I enjoy it
>I'm still not over my ex-GF after a year. Beautiful girl, we were in love. We were together for about 4 years, lived together, now I live alone. Would have gotten married. Hearts can change, most often they do, and apparently you can't trust grills. She changed her mind, cheated on me, lied about it, even when I offered forgiveness for the truth. Told me it was 'just once', but I don't think that is true either. Dumped my sorry ass. It was just so easy for her. She's the only one I ever had.
Today she lives in Peru and works professionally as a photo model. Kind of slutty work she does, I would have been way too jealous if we were still together. I will not post nudes or name.
>I sometimes have delirious hallucinations for a few minutes, where I zone out and lose sense of time - most often at night, when I am tired, after having taken valerian root, always when alone - in these hallucinations, I see her and interact with her, not realising that she ever left.
>I have been on drugs every day, with very rare exceptions, for 1,5 years. I will take just about anything, except for psychedelics, because I would almost certainly bad trip.
>I can't feel happiness w/o the drugs anymore. And they just make me feel normal, not euphoric. Even heroin. My serotonergic system is toasted.
>Constant suicidal ideation, but I can't do that to my family (and friends i suppose)
>the trap threads are starting to get to me. I get turned on at the thought of feeling what a woman must feel during sex. Thinkimg I mihjt be bisexual. But I always change my mind after ejaculation
>I have been stealing very often the last few years, mostly from supermarkets (which I do not feel bad about), only rarely from people (that, I somehow think is way worse)
>I once did a B&E while on benzos. Returned all the stuff anonymously, though. Terrified the police will find out; they have my prints

>>740997330
Totally, not gonna lie, I just really don't give a fuck, I don't feel comfortable being around lots of people, I just like my family and my girlfriend, she is not like me but she's all that I'm not and that kinda helps me understand people and carrying a successful life

>>740992192
Obviously. That's why he loves her

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>>740989531
>not blowing your nose with your ass in the shower

I'm only nice to this dumbass I know when I'm under the influence of something

>>740997519
Is not that I don't like her, I appreciated her skills, but she's just not as intelligent as me. She's a hell of an artist for example, and she has friends which are both things I find really difficult to do

>>740997614
Take some fucking mushrooms Jesus. Your world shouldn't revolve around a cunt like her.

>>740993918
I'm the same but instead of young girls doing gymnastics it's diaper changing video's of girls.....

>>740989093
>Be 8 yo.
>Hillbilly family lives a few houses away.
>Their kids always leave their bikes, toys, etc on their lawn.
>Getting dark.
>Trash day tomorrow.
>Move one of their Big Wheels next to trash can.
>Hear garbage truck rolling the next morning.
>Run to window to watch the show.
>Garbageman throws Big Wheel into back of truck.
>OhShitItHappened.jpg
>Learned to keep my mouth shut.
>Until now.....

i cant talk with a girl if i barely met her, so i ask for my friend who's alpha as fuck to get her to be friends with him and then he'd invite me and things go on nicely

I think its okay to fuck big dogs but not small ones.

>>740997880
Sure, you're right, but do you think a potentially mindblowing bad-trip would be cleansing, or plunge me further into psychosis? I've been thinking I should just go to an ashram to meditate and get clean, once I'm through my education later this year.

>>740997935
you are a real pedo and you should die

>>740997170
My dad used to beat my sister (who was 3 at the time) and me all the time, I had enough when I heard him threaten to beat her with a belt, so I grabbed a knife out of the kitchen and ran at him. I failed like a little bitch

>>740998511
What happened next

>>740994408
(((((((Hebes))))))))

I act as other people on 4chan and confuse the fuck outta people.

I make brownies and I put my shit in the brownie mix and give them to people

>>740998614
He beat me instead. but all's is good now cos hes in jail, for drug possesion

>>740997880
Also, thx mate

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>>740995719
If you believe this, you're worse than an /x/phile.

Fucking LARPers.

>>740998811
wow, you must hate them alot

Never in my life did I think I would admit this. It pains me to share this with you guys. Please be respectful.
Alright. Here goes. You know those candy bowls on Halloween that say "Take One"? Yeah, well I fucked a moose.

>>740998254
Nigga bad trips is fun
Since when did everyone become fucking BITCHES about drugs
Jesus christ do some acid and think that the world is ending for 12 hours. Afterwards you'll realize all of your problems are insignifigant and dumb because they're based around material. Internal happiness is the only true happiness

>>740990974
When i was 13 years old i took a pic of my dick
wanna see it?

>>740993540
Did you ever post your pussy like you were supposed to little slut?

>>740999008
nope, I don't hate or like anyone. I just like to watch their faces as they bite into them and tell me how good they are

>>740999071
I know the feeling m8, was cracking open a cold one with the boys, and fucked a pigeon

>>740999071
Gotta do it on the edge of a cliff. So the moose pushes back.

i built an electro-buttplug and a penis-tube and now i connect them both to a tens-machine on a regular basis to shock the shit out of me

>>740999260
Reported

>>740996988
>>740997143
>>740997071

i rub my mucus on everything sorry mom

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>>740999387
picture for ants as proof

>>740992489
What's the best reaction you've received?

>>740999071
it must have been a dead moose because you'd need a step ladder to get high enough to fuck it and I doubt it would stand still long enough to let you fuck it

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>>740999000

>>740997143
kek

i reply to my own posts

>>740999439
it's all fucking pixels but nice job op

>>740999401
Same

>>740999582
just to get some attention

>>740999439
did bait her with cake? Those are some fat thighs

>>740989318
You motherfucker we all suffered

>>740999401
GTFO /b/

I killed 3 people and got away with it.

>>740999625
the picture is really close up and i can see how you could see it like that but she's got some really good thighs

I'm the one who got the kill shot from the grassy knoll in Dallas that day.

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I've used balloons instead of condoms, and I've also jerked off with balloons. They are too tight so I need to stretch them out really open.

>>740999482
Or maybe anon is really tall

>>740993540
What about it did you like?

>>740999703
Greentext it, kneegrow.

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>>740991093
It's just a bro hole m8

>>740989093
ive never had sex with my mom :(

I like to have sex in construction sites of new buildings so im the first one ever to fuck in it.

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>>740999000
Dub-trips... and only one person notices.

Ive done heroin, meth, crack, coke, etc.
ive gotten a few bjs from hookers
had ongoing relationships with several married women

no regrets. not really big deals, but not the sort of thing id mention to people i dont know well

hell, i think i just recently lost a few lifelong friends merely because i told them i did heroin once in a while

>>740999115
Yeah, I'm kind of addicted to the comfort zone. Maybe you are right. Spend 1000 years in hell, maybe die spiritually and join the cosmic clusterfuck for another 1000 years, and be reborn. I know, don't expect anything, cause you will never be prepared (even experienced psychonauts sometimes get knocked back over). Find a sober sitter, as to not ruin someones trip if I panic, and not do something rash to escape the fear. Maybe it won't do much, maybe it will be fun, likely it will be painful.
Probably would make me about something else for 2 weeks.
Thank you for the advice

>>740989093
I once bought a gallon of chocolate milk and recorded a video as I poured the entire contents down the drain.

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I make dumb gifs

>>741000573
but why??

Salty milk.

I hate my boss and sometimes just try and get up the courage to call in fake sick.

>>741000099
I do this but I jack off in newly built homes. I'm a locksmith so I have master keys to most new home communities. I've blown loads on the brand new carpet of nearly every home in my neighborhood.

>>741000650
just to rustle jimmies

I have an inner slut that grows if I indulge it. I think I may have been abused. I get off on the thought of my abusers seeing the slut in me at an early age.

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Was in a steady relationship for a little over a year, Cheated on the girl, Genuinely probably the love of my life, on our one year anniversary, And then left for basic training. We broke up and I slept with another girl or two.

Realized what she meant to me in basic, got a new gf though because the original girl i cheated on got a bf. She ended up cheating on her bf with me as i cheated on my gf with her.

Ended up fucking arround with a few other girls as I continued to date the girl after tech school even though I was /with/ the original girl.

got a tattoo with her and then the original girl got crafty and finnessed my phone, saw all the messages and shit. We stayed together for a bit later.

Then we had an awful falling out and I fucked about 7 different girls while becoming addicted to painkillers cocaine bringing my body count to 13.

Ended up getting an STD from one which I gave to 3 others in the course of a week. Lucky I had anti-biotics from a few dental procedures.

don't know where Im headed from here.

Also killed my frog when I was a kid. :'C
(pic related, it's the girl i was with for almost 2 years)

>>741000878
boy or girl ? pics??

>>741000878
how were you abused

>>740990464
Amazing idea and pics or it never fappened.

>>740991842
Every guy does this

>>741001027
Boy

>>740999891
I still have trouble pinning it down exactly, it was very much a love/hate type of thing. There can be an exhilarating rush to the fear, terror, and loss of control that's exciting and almost even alluring at times.

>>741000878
If abuse victims have the best sex lives (and according to /b/ they do) was it really "abuse"?

I was sexually abused when I was younger by my adopted mother who I assum was also sexually assaulted by her adopted mother. My husband wants to adopt a little girl from Ukraine. I am stopping the cycle by telling him no.

>>740990799
>>740990408
I need a full peer reviewed paper of this, I want to read in full detail about your findings

>>741000912
are you in the military? if im 34 and try to join the army and dont provide medical records, will that be a red flag? can they tell i got a ritalin script like 5 years ago?

also, what do they look for on your credit? like does it need to be tippy top or what? i mean mines not bad, but theres stuff there

>>741001075
I have a feeli surrounding an area of my childhood. I didn't realize that I had this feeling and what it was. But it's a feeling of terror, humiliation and guilt, while also being a naughty, fun feeling.

This feeling came up recently and I helped on to it and traced it back to my childhood but don't remember anything specific. But there was a guy in our neighborhood that was arrested for molestation. He molested a kid I hung out with from the neighborhood.

>>741001157
Idk... I was prepubescent and have repressed the memories

>>740991204
thats way too funny for anyone to be mad

>>741001192
is this a troll post? why not stop the cycle by not abusing instead? how did your mother abuse you? is your ancestry adoptions all the way down?

>>740991260
Pics or it didn't happen wasn't meant to be taken literally everywhere. It's like tits or gtfo. I've never seen anyone actually seriously follow that saying. Anon literally said that they weren't proud of what they did and either to prevent legal issues or through moral issues deleted the evidence.
You just want child porn.

I have dildo's bigger thn my dick

>>741001389
I think it's just how I was raised and I did state I was not adopting a girl. The cycle ends this generation. Just the little molestation here and there for drugs or money.

Im gay

>>741001287
sounds plausible but maybe you just got caught jacking off or stealing cookies or something?

>>740989531
I blow my load using my hands in the shower.

>>741001157
Als, the kid that was definitely abused by this guy showed me his dick a few times and asked to see mine. And we played this weird house game where we had beds next to each other and would have sex with our partners.

We would get under his deck and rub our bare dicks on the ground. Lol

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Been unemployed for over 4 months now. I tell my family that I'm looking everyday, but in truth I'm looking at porn all day.

btw porn is mind rote.

>>741001517
>The cycle ends this generation. Just the little molestation here and there for drugs or money.
kek

>>741001538
I don't remember anything like that.


I also have a vague memory of being under a blanket with an old man, but that memory might be a bad dream or something.

I wear thongs 100% of the time. Im male..

One time I shit my pants

>>741001517
no i mean why not adopt the girl but just dont molest her

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>>740989093
>Share your darkest secrets

HOW FUCKING STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE?

>>741001671
Why, is it uncomfortable at all?

>>741000000
Whoa

>>741001654
>>741001557

the plot thickens indeed

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I am not a furry, but I like this image, though everyone on earth likes stuff like this.

Two years ago I hooked up with a girl on Whisper, she was 16 at the time. Her name was Haley, and she lived in Indiana.

Convince her to go to the motel down the street from her house, and used that shit for about a year-and-a-half. Blowjobs, fingering, anal, everything I can possibly do to her.

I also videoed everything that I did with her too, especially the blowjobs because she was really good at it. I bought her toys, and lingerie, and she dressed up for me and I had a fucking blast every single time.

We drifted apart because frankly she didn't want to fuck a guy who is 50 years old, I guess. And that was fine with me, because I got the best out of her for a year-and-a-half.

Shit was cash, and no I'm not posting anything. I've got used panties that still stink from her as hole and wet pussy, so that's more than enough for me.

Am I going to hell? Who cares. Get your own 16 year old, they're always there for the taking.

>>740990077
Start kik group.

I recently got into stealing panties from the laundry room in my apt building and using them as jag rags. Don't know why, I just like how soft some of them are...

>>741001743
Male thongs are fine. Designd to keep your junk at its place.

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I cannot feel love and it makes it difficult for me to empathize. Even weirder I had a normal/great childhood idk why im like this its for no fucking reason either I just love to give pain to others.