Post em'

Penis

Vagina

I can protect the decency of slightly chubby dudes.

>>740988130
super diesel repair power. I'm in my WORK SHIRT. now get a fucking job.

>>740988130
>Topless
Invisibility and Intangibility?

>>740988343
fake and gay.

>>740988130
I can help the mildy retarde temporarily become merely stupid.

I'm white now

So I'm a holey man... cool

>>740988435
?
You think guys wear shirts 24/7 at home?

>>740988130
>>740988130
>Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
>Vader in the Middle
>I am now a Sith

get on mah level, apprentices

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I'm blue...

>>740988130
I'm Scarecrow

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>Green T-shirt
>Social Distortion's "Good Luck" Theme
>Skeleton dancing, drinking wine and smoking a cigarette
>Backround is 4leaf clover inside a larger ring with band name + theme

Hmm. Looks Like I'm going to be a green, smoking and drinking skeleton that has good luck and knows how to dance!

>>740988554
i will beat up a guy
da ba dee dabba da-ee

if i was green i would die
da ba dee dabba da-ee

I'm a mutant ninja turtle

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Black shirt with no pictures

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what the fuck would this give me

>>740988130
Decepticon. Fuck yah. Wheres that bitch starscream at.

>>740988130
the power of blue...

>>740988789
The power to have a bottomless bucket of fried chicken, kinda like Jesus with the fish a bread.

>wearing white undershirt
>white power
I am fine with this

>>740988923
FUCK YEAH

>Godzilla

Pink floyd t-shirt so the power of hippies? Im ok with this.

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>>740988130
pure black.
>ironic captcha

>>740988130
shirtless

"GOD SAVE NOBODY"

I'm an impotent God.

OP here, I've got an old-school Avengers t-shirt on.

>TFW - I'm overpowered....

Just a Stone Island mark, so I guess no powers?

No shirt no power lel

Dirt bike masturbation stains powers of a mountain

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What powers do I have for wearing this?

>>740988130
I hold the power of recreational men's soccer!

>>740988789
As suave as the scout, you from now on have the power to 'seduce' anybody.
I mean spy. You can probably get him worked and lubed up.

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>>740988789

You'd be a hero to the niggers.

>>740988130
https://youtu.be/P1P0Wjipi7A

I'm green

I'm wearing a plain black t-shirt. Do I have nigger powers? Can I play basketball and rap now?

I know have the powers of cotton dyed gray.

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Fuck yea

>>740989295

Italian-Man?

>>740988130
I'm wearing a wife-beater. I now beat up bad guys wives.

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I win.

>>740988534
if they aren't psychopaths

I have the power of making some fucking awesome songs

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>>740988130
My shirt's literally just fucking red

>>740989707
Nice beard ginger.

>>740989993
Thanks bud

>>740989866
You have the powers of socialism. You try to help others, but they just starve to death afterwards.

I'm wearing a wifebeater...

White power

>>740990178
oh my fucking kek

my shirt is pure black

>>740990178
you'll never tell her twice again

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>dead parents
>lots of gadgets and money
>??????
>profit.

>>740990342
Evade police easily

>>740988130
BACON

>>740990342
Go directly to jail

>do not pass school
>you receive no education

>>740990178
With great power comes great responsibility. Now teach that a bitch a lesson.

>>740989707
gingers always lose

Invisibility or exrayvision

>>740988130
It's plain maroon... uhh, I can kill at will?

MONSTER ATTITUDE vertically bottom to top across left pec
I AM A MONSTER in between MONSTER and ATTITUDE in tiny letters horizontally
i guess i get the power poorly designed shirts

>>740991966
>of poorly

>>740990895
Nah the people with souls loose. I don't have to deal with the afterlife bs.

power of buildings??? ehh?

I can now fake moon landings.

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>>740988130
I can dunk like a nigger

>Work shirt
>Pest control

Guess I can kill bugs with my mind or some shit

Guess I get white power

>>740988130
I have the power of blue?

Black tank top with a yellow outline of Pikachu

Do I become Pikachu or a Pokemon trainer?

>white shirt
means i have the power of the white man

>pink camo
i guess i can blend in with pink shit
laaaaaaaaaaame

>>740988130
I have a coat of arms

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did i win

>>740988130
>a pic of an american indian

I guess I have the power to own many casinos i want

"Today has been canceled, Go back to sleep"
So I guess I can either make people go to sleep, or I can cancel any day.

>>740988130
Tiny Rick!

I have the power of ... Blue?

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>>740988130
I can repair tires regardless of how damaged they are?

i'm not wearing a shirt.... what does it mean?

My shirt is white. Therefore, I have white power. Hell yes!!

>>740988130
Plain grey shirt. It has metal fragments from grinding at work... does this mean I am made of steel now?

>>740988130
"Athletics"
No joke it says this

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>>740988130

>fuck.jpg

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am i baphomet now?

Pokeball Death Star. I'm a Sith PokeMaster?

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>>740988130
FUCK YEAH MON! REAPAH POWAHS!

I'm wearing a plain vneck because graphic tees are for virgins

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I have alcoholism and teriyaki sauce powers

>>740988130
I guess i can speak latin now?

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>>740998845
Why aren't you wearing pants!?

>>740988130
grey?

>collared ""dress"" t-shirt thing

uh...

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what the hell is my power

>>740988130
MORTAL KOMBAT

>>740988130
My golf levels are over 9000!

An angry crippled person is on my shirt.

I am the angriest of crippled people now.

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Sweet, I am conner kent!

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>>740989166
>>TFW
MFW they post TFW without a face

>>740989559
You have free mix tapes for all

I have the power of dry clean only

Wearing stripes of blue a grey, I am forever immune to gay! A HAHHHAHAHAHAAA AHAHHAHAH AHAHAH!1!!!

Im wearing a Glock shirt.
Not sure what that does.

A mostly dark gray shirt with the Vaultboy on the front of it. What the fuck would my power be?

>>740988130

its the middle of summer im not wearing a shirt dude

>>741002074
Gives you ultimate gay

>>740988130
I'm not wearing a shirt. Invisibility?

Obay

>>740988130
Mine is a bob Marly shirt so I guess I have the power of weed.

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>>741002663
that's my shirt

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I'm okay with this

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>>741002789
You don't get powers.
But this is a game, so you don't get them anyway

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I now have the power to put on 5-star wrestling matches no matter who I'm facing? And I'm now both a real top-guy AND a soccermom?

I'm very cool with this.

>>740988130
I'm wearing a plain blue shirt that is ripped at the collar. So I guess my power is being a low level rpg character

>>740988130
I have the power of needing to be washed.

>>740988130
I guess I'm a cat with lazer eyes now

>>740988130
So... I have the powers of the entire Justice League? Well, this planet's fucked.

>>740993639
I have that shirt

I have the cock fighting powers of a blue hen

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Cool

>>740998845
>teriyaki sauce

>solid black shirt

.... I AM THE DARKNESS.

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but im wearing a fucking plain orange shirt

I have the power of Penn State... that cant be good

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>>741003333

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>>741003333
checkd

Pink shirt with the Survivor Logo on it??
idk what powers that gives

>>740988130
I have an Angela Davis shirt on. So I guess I'm a powerful black activist now. That or Black Panther from the Marvel movies.

Palm tree powers? No idea what that gives me

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What would mine be?
Pic related

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I now have two Heismans.

>>741007031
You have NEET powers.

>>740989601
You have the power of being a faggot. Congratulations.

being a fucking nigger? its just a plain black shirt

>>740990178
best kek all thread
>off by one

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Mine?

Blue shirt with cum stain. I am defender of the single bachelors

>>740988130
>black
So guess it adds up to
>+10 camouflage (only at night)
>+5 lock picking
>+25% chance to be targeted by elites
>+45 run speed
>+15 intimidation
>-30 persuasion

A Subrosa band tee.

I can play the violin?

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How bout my female?