my nudes

>>740976527
more nudes

>>740976527

> Small tiddies

> Flabby stomach

> No hips

> Skinny thighs

> Shitty tattoo

No thanks I'm good

>>740976718
I think she has a real woman body. If you say you wouldn't fuck, you're out of your mind.

Can you show us your dick

>>740976527
moar nudes

>>740976718
If she sharpies the pooper, then I might be interested but anon makes a good point. 4/10

that's a huuuuuge pubic bone

you sure you don't want to show us your dick?

>>740976821

> If you wouldn't fuck anything with a hole you're out of your mind

Yeah I remember when I was a lil virgin boy. She's not thick, she's not fit. She's got that weird inbetween flabby thing going on.

>>740976867
This is fair. A pooper sharpie can redeem a shitty body.

>>740976527
MOAR!

>>740977047
This man gets it. Let's make it happen here op

>>740976867
yes

>>740977000
What kind of girls do you fuck?

>>740976527
More pics plz

>>740976527
Well...the tits aren't that bad...but I'm more curious if this little thing is a dick or a clit.

>>740977181

My wife, nigger. I'm not some degenerate playboy fag. She got dat super thick body going on.

>>740977305
>So alpha male
>much wow
post some pictures and let's judge her

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#2

>>740976527
A lot of guys here have unrealistic standards. I don't care what you look like so long as you're hot enough to make me diamonds and you fuck like you want it. And you make me diamonds.

>>740977415
posting a woman's photos without her consent isn't cool in 2017.

>>740977463
DAMN girl! Post some ass!!

>>740977521
>having morals
>being on 4chan
pick one you racist faggot

Beautiful. Would do many dirty things to that body.

>>740977415

>implying you have to be alpha to not be a degenerate nigger

>implying I'm enough of a degenerate nigger cuck to share my wife with /b/


>>740977463

2 pics with intentionally obstructed crotch view

>INB4 trap

>>740977463
Yeah, i'll go for an ass pic. What's that pussy smell like?

>>740976527
>ugly small tits
>flabby af
Pass

>>740977649
okay man, I guess you got me.

>>740977585
i'm chaotic good.

>>740977781
>special snowflake
mm, I bet

>>740977463
>shoulders wide enough to be a man
>legs fairly manly like

Bb lemme see DAT cok

>>740977649
>Inb4 trap. Literally this. Have you faggots learned nothing over the years? Till you see a vagina you have to be thinking trap. Probably fine for virgin fags that'll take anything they can get at this point

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why do most femanons have to be fat

>>740977907
Oh shit greened that whole paragraph

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>>740977834
i'm not special. there are literally DOZENS of us...DOZENS!

>>740977908
Why do most anons have to like traps?

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>>740977463
please show us you thicc ass

>>740977907
you must live a really fucked up life.

>>740977960

only solution is to an hero

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I see benis

>>740978070
Nah man I'm doing good. Stable job, stable relationship, just salty as fuck after years around here

>>740977907

>having that sharp vision and observation

>>740977960
That was some really bad green texting bro

>>740978155

>benis identified

pack it up boys, we're all gay now

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#3 ---- btw how much would doing a pussy pic decide on smash or pass?

>>740978155
yeah. fuck !!

>>740978268
The pussy pic would decide a lot for me at this point. No disrespect but you have a white girl booty

>>740978268
I'd smash of you showed pussy pic, but not until then

put your SC

>>740978268
Everything, just deliver and I'll let you know.

>>740978268
I see dem lips from the back. Has to be a nice juicy cunt

>>740977305
>She got dat super thick body going on.

So... fat?

>>740978404
U gonna be smashing a fat guys asshole is all

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just to prove im not a trap

>>740978469
>Dem lips

He's optimistic. They're balls nigga

>>740978479
He'll never confirm or deny. Too ashamed

>>740978155
her foot?

POST YOUR SC!!

>>740978527
Fucking pick up the Timestamp and put that shit in the picture. It's not that fucking hard

>>740978527
pity

>>740978527
Wow!

>>740978514
>>740978543
lol definitely

>>740978527
Ew

>>740978268
You are delusional. Not passible. Looks like a mealy dude in his sisters undies.
-4/10

>>740978527
Learn to wipe better

>>740978527
Ehhh i like them fluffy and but damn. Idk

>>740978469
those are the nuts man

>>740978527
Juliana!!!!

>>740978527
that's a fat pussy and clit. I'd eat your pussy

Now sharpie in pooper.

>>740978708
Pedro?!?!?!

>>740978268
man ass.
man.

>>740978527
Something is very wrong here

>>740978527
Wow, very hot

>>740978756
Mhm!

>>740978527
I ordered cheese, mayo, lettuce, pickle.
What the fuck.

>>740978527
OK who put their bubble gun down there?

>>740976527
Feet pics, if you please.

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>>740978799
another angle

>>740978708
>>740978756
We have a brazilian soap opera going on in this thread.

>>740978527

Pretty awesome.

Just curious, why post to /b/? Are you just bored, or do you like the attention here, or does it turn you on? And why not post somewhere you'd get more attention like the gonewild subreddit?

I'm always a bit confused as to why femanons post here since they just receive a lot of abuse, so any insight from you would be cool.

>>740978849
kek

>>740978893
TASTYYYYY

>>740978527
you are literally disgusting stop posting

no one here likes you stupid roastie slut

>>740978527
Fucking A1 primo pussy right there. I bet it feels like swamp water

>>740977463
your tattoos are disgusting.

>>740978893
Is dat a Hawaiian king roll?

>>740978893
Top kek.

Ahh perspective is every thing

>>740978527
Do you make a noise like "Brrtrtrtrtrtrtrt!!! Blapblapblapbalp!" Between your legs on a windy day?
>Show feet, Omnicunt.

>>740979013
You've put your dick in swamp water?

>>740979037
hellz to the yeah

>>740978527
Damn you're so sexy

>>740978666
Ave Santani

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feet and ass

>>740978527
Yep - definitely smash. And you're not fat. The ones dissing you and saying you're nasty are at the same time beating it to your pussy pic.

>>740979061
She queefs and Ur sounds like a Ballon losing air.

>>740978527
Can we get spread ass? I need to see that asshole with that nice fat pussy

>>740978527
do the drapes match the meat curtains?

>>740979080
Yeah while my uncle cornholed me.
Shit was so cash.

>>740979145
Whatever Nigger I ain't Beatin I'm driving.

>>740979141
This^

>>740979080
Fuck yea

thread needs moar asshole pics.

>>740978527
Yes please!

>>740979354
U first. Let's see that berry field around your mud mine.

>>740976527
Would bang

>>740977463
when did you get the prison tattoos?

>>740978954
i feel very secure in my life and relationships, and im stoned af and used to webcam. comparing comments of guys that go to camming sites and the guys of 4chan. some guys just payed to look at my mouth, its a great feature

>>740979678
So post a pic of your face.

>>740979677
>when did you get the prison tattoos?
in prison, i.e, high school.

>>740978527
Hey babe can you sniff your feet for me please?

>>740978527
For sure smash. Wouldnt pass at all! So should snap me

spread pussyy!

>>740980185
Fuck your lips, show feet.
Lips are nice tho.
Show feet, faggot.

>>740980185
Oh so the timestamp comes back for the face lol

>>740980185
Sniff your feet please! I <3 feet

>>740980185
I'd smash. Body isn't great but it's not bad. I don't like the skin and bones chicks. That pussy is a meat curtain for sure. Over all would fuck for sure. In south Texas?

>>740980185
spread pussy

>>740980185
I bet those would feel great around my dick

>>740980185
Take clit between 2 fingers and uncover it

>>740979678

Cool. Thanks for the answer.

For the record your labia are goddamn awesome, though I'm sure you don't care much about all the flack you're getting about them.

>>740980518
This and asshole with sharpie.

>>740978893
10/10 would smash

>>740980851
dumped my horsey sauce all over it

>>740980185
Finally, a quality pic

>>740980851
desperate time calls for desperate measures

>>740980619
Let me guess your next line will be something about you being the one who would be in the kitchen making dinner?

>>740978527
Spread that pussy sexy so i can lick it

I'd smash, if you got Kik I'd trade nudes

>>740981565

Nah I'm just bored. I like naked women, and if I posted my retarded dong on the internet I'd probably like it if someone said it was nice.

You can make me dinner if you want though, champ.

>>740982410
this

>>740982410
>>740982719

What are guys gonna do, lick the fucking screen?