since last thread was troll plus fag op ill be an hero dubs decides

>>740974698
I'm great. Hard as fuck right now.

>>740974698
fucking newfag doesnt even know what an hero means

>>740974698
Better now. My girlfriend just died so the company is welcomed

>>740974857
i know what it means i was just bein ironic

I PUT A WHOLE BUG OF JELLY BEANS UP MY ASS

>>740974888
Trips.

>>740974888
i assume this one counts

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>>740974888

Karena is it? Names so sexy, Id stuff my dick in it.

caaaaaaaaaan i hab the pussy plz

i hated her tho and she was fat

please i dont want to date this nigger lol plus im taken (OP here) kek

>>740975016
>welconed

>>740975139
this

go to this website
>>740974698

>>740975181
my bad kek

i want to lick the inside of your asshole

Post reply

up to you guys should i get second bitch while we wait foe response

>>740975016
Maybe you could come by and give me some company? I'll cook us some lobster and potatoes

Hey I know this is weird, but I posted our conversation on an anonymous forum and theyre deciding what I text you. Say hi to them for me please :)

>>740975346
yes and call her a ham planet

>>740975577
what a fucking waste

>>740975577
WINWAR

>>740975577
Really? Goddamnit

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>>740975577

>>740975724
She hasnt replied back. Youre fucked already OP. GG

>>740975724
fml

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got a second bitch for u guys

>>740975794
my exs name was bethany and man was she a cunt im glad she died in that car accident

>>740975794
Can I call you heffany?

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What color are your panties.

>>740975794
are you down for anal? my dads coming too tho

>>740975794
Your smile catches my eye like a light to a fly

>>740975794
okay, i'm just gonna put it out there, i know you fantasize about trampolining on me, and that's fine, you know, we don't have to kid about it anymore. i want to explore your body in every way possible. what do ya say, baby?

>>740975942
roll

>>740975937
Rollin

youre fat and really ugly but im horny and desperate as fuck so can we bang with the lights off

>>740976022
WINRAR

>>740975919
roll

>>740976022
Winrar. You gotta call her a roll

>>740976022
Winrar.

>>740975942
This

>>740974698
Mayhaps you might fancy a fallic photograph, m'lady?

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>>740976022

>>740975942
FUCKING DELIVER OP

>>740975794
Can you provide me with some prime fap material me lady?

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also other bitch replied

>>740976394
it's okay. you can be the next one.

>>740976342
I see a reply from the nigger. Let's see

>>740976394
A good suckling of my cocko would make me feel better

>>740976394
why you unbuttoning yo pantz?

>>740976394
Shes texting like 10 other guys at the same time lol.

>>740976555
winrar

>>740976555
TRIPS WINRAR WINRAR

>>740975919
Roll

>>740976394
Yeah it's sad. She next to me in bed right now.

>>740976394
You reminded me of her, that's why I messaged. I know I shouldn't, it only brings me back to depression. But I can't help it. I can still feel her soft touch upon my body

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>>740976555

>>740976555
Oh my fucking god. When I dont want that shit I get it.

>>740976682
That's why I don't really miss her

>>740976682
If you suck my meatstick I could get over her

>>740976682
she gonna be like "wtf is this guy on?"
in case dubs:
i love me some chocolate puss puss

>>740976716
its the power from my last thread that i made of this

>>740976728
I just had to do it. I couldn't let her get away with it

>>740976820
roll

>>740975919
Rolling

You know, I've always wanted to shit all over a girl's chest. You up for that?

>>740976752
roll

>>740976728
Sorry, I have tourette's

>>740976958
Roll

>>740976958
Rolling again.

>>740976988
Winner winner nigger dinner

>>740976728
Say what again.

>>740976988
WINRAR

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>>740976988

>>740976988
winrar

have you ever wondered how 3% of the world's population are over represented in every field academic field, in politics, the arts? it's no coincidence. We need to gas those filthy kikes and procreate with lolis to decrease the global deficit of good they've invoked on this plane.

>>740975919
Rollss

>>740977088
Winner winner nigger dinner

>>740977125
Roll

>>740977130
>Oh ok.
She actually bought that shit.

>>740977130
Would you ever be so kind to show me your breasts?

Send a dick pic

>>740977130
can my dad an i come over and destroy that meaty pussy of yours
PS his dick is huge i love it in my ass

>>740977125
Rolling

>>740977201
well to be fair shes a nigger prolly doesnt know what tourettes is kek

>>740977130
So you want to go to KFC with me

i want to fuck the bunny

>>740977130
>has tourrettes
>somehow ends up typing an uncontrollable thought into chat
>kek

>>740977255
WINWAR

>>740977130
Calm dem titties mama

>>740977130
Are your tits wide apart or just small? That ok I like tits, just wondering

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>>740977287

>>740977322
dayum winrar

Show tits or GTFO

>>740977322
Nother winrar

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>>740977255

>>740977402
fuck sake. no hope.

>>740977402
Time to switch to another convo OP. GG

Aanndd back to the other girl

Whats your favourite movie? I have cancer btw

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inb4 OP is faking this no im not

>>740977402
>Did they read your message?
UPGRADE NOW

>>740977402
It's ok she knows them damn tourettes is acting up

>>740977322
WIN WIN WIN WIN

how many hot dogs do you think you could fit in your massive pussy? my guess is 13

>>740977524
The fuck?

>>740977322
Let's get some tits bruhs

>>740977524
You're* stupid monkey ;)<4

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>>740977545
Fuck my sides

>>740977524
>your
Fucking tard

>>740977524
i like a girl who gets a joke.
so, would you mind if we had some fun?

>>740977524
She really wants to get dicked down huh. Well OP we got you a certified 3 piece nigger meal. Enjoy.

>>740977622
Win!

>>740977524
You're In there man she wants some weenus

>>740974698
Click bait on 4Chan?

NIGGER I WANT YOUR ASSHOLE

>>740977691
Wtf is she gonna do with an elbow?

>>740977322
Don't forget me OP

>>740977510
Rolling

can i put my peener on your forehead?

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>>740977622

>>740977322
Don't be a bitch OP recognize my dubs

the more we talk the more i fantasize about covering you in mustard and licking it off of you while my dog licks your asshole

>>740977866
Winrar

>Op's Reddit icon
Jesus fuckin Christ

>>740977787
Showe me your asshol, i want to put my hands in.

>>740977751
sorry man missed it but im blocked now

>>740977887
ROLL

>>740975140
OP it seems that power you mentioned applies to you as well. GG

>>740977932
You're a bitch. We wanted nigger tits and you failed us all

Can we fuck, please? Not even my dogs would fuck me but it's ok, that's what my daughter is here for.

I HATE NIGGERS

>>740978006
Reroll

OP HERE FINDING NEW BITCHES KEK

>>740977866
Stfu fag

>>740978044
WINRAR.

>>740977922
I knew my faggot senses werent tingling for no good reason.

>>740978060
Let me tongue punch that fart box

You fucking retards posting and sending shit that ain't funny and immediately ends a convo.
Obligatory niggercunt

>>740978063
Fuck you fag

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got this 2 days hope shes here for you guys

do you spit or swallow i must know before we go any further

>>740978198
Becca baby are you there?

>>740978198
I'm having a real shitty day. How 'bout a tit pic?

>>740978235
roll

>>740978198
Ask her where shes from and then say you're comong to that town with an AK47 gonna shoot up ____ elementary school

>>740978198
The inner machinations of my dick are an enigma

Why dont we get down to business, you can suck my cock while my dog fucks you from behind.

>>740978277
finaly a good one

>>740978198
What music do you like? I have cancer btw

>>740978277
OP. YOU GOTTA START ANNOYING THESE FAGGOTS. THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY.

>>740978277
WIN

>>740978343
Reroll

>>740978198
Showe me your big tittis baby , i want.to play with you rp. You ar my littl pigi and iam your destroyer

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>>740978277

>>740978366

fucking kek

>>740978343
This

>>740978198
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows:

Pocket-protected scientists built a wall made of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall made of metal into 400 miles an hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted earths orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles an hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 10000 wayward planes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 10000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles per iron, and the result proved with out a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

>>740978392
Show me your dick you trap

>>740978372
ik its the summer fags man

>>740978425
roll

>>740978444
Kek

>>740978444
Muh sides

>>740978444
woww chill braw

I don't think I've seen so many trips in one thread. Holy shit

>>740978198

>reddit

CUCK NIGGER N I G G E R PIZZAGATE IS REAL HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG N I G G E R

>>740978366
>>740978397
Samefag

>>740978343
Last roll
Allah wills dubs

>>740978444
TRIPS WIN

>>740976752
Roll

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>>740978444

>>740978198
>>740978044
Say it OP

I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight if you dont talk to me.

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>>740978502
Stfu gayretard

ffs. get us a fresh one, OP.

>>740978524
Op you should get another one ready, she is gonna block you real soon

>>740978577
lel winnar

Would you like to rp with me :3

>>740978577
How does op's phone never charge past 14%

>>740978640
Busted

>>740978640
Slow charge keeps it at the same level if he's on it

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>>740978502

dumb gay retard

>>740978640
Oh shit

>>740978425
Reroll

i have $12.63 is that enough for anal?

>>740978524
Lol shes going to block you the next day. Since she takes so long to text back.

ops phone is forever at 14% abandon

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the app i use for 4chan drains batter like a bitch thts why never past 14% but you could look at the times new fags

Say "Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some swabbin' slick shit."

call me Gandalf while I suck your dad's lil dik while you watch Billy & Mandy

>>740978715
>>740978590
Samefag

>>740978524
Cross that, record yourself cutting your dick in half and send it to me, i'm in to that shit

>>740978857
Oh fuck almost

>>740978825
i love fat girls so you will do just fine

>>740978877
Winrar.

OP must send "Samefag" to one of the girls.

I'm Having a party in my pants and you are invited to join if you want :) .

>>740978824
if OP was rolling, we'd have a lot better scenarios than this shite. OP, get it together.

dippity doppty suck on my cockty

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>>740978877

>>740978825
I'm looking at the times, your shit has been at 14 for an hour
FAKE AND GAY

Why did my dad have to leave me...

>>740978900
To many dubs in this thread, op can't even post that fast

>>740978986
wtf you want me to do unplug phone and prove it aint fake summerfag

i know we just met but i want to get you pregnant then abort the baby i fantasize about that with you all the time

>>740978856
Reroll.

>>740978983
You should have said same, fag that would at least made sense

>>740978856
rerollity

>>740978983
so is that a yes?

>>740979064
I'd rather you get some good results from one of those bitches, you cockchugger

Idk about you but my little sister's ass is still as tight as day 1

>>740979152
same here but newfags and wasted dubs (OP here)

>>740979169
Roll

i just learned this new move the Alaskan pipeline can we try it

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High quality thread, good job op

>>740978983
Sorry wrong person

>>740979152
Maybe if the gets werent so shit. Try harder and actually get some decent gets faggots.

Say:

"You're walking down a horror corridor
It's almost four in the morning and you're in a
Nightmare, it's horrible
Right there's the coroner, waiting for you to
Turn the corner so he can corner ya
You're a goner, he's onto ya
Out the corner of his cornea
He just saw you run, all you want is to rest
'Cause you can't run anymore, you're done
All he wants is to kill you in front of an audience
While everybody is watching in the party, applauding it
Here I sit, while I'm caught up in deep thought again
Contemplating my next plot again
Swallowin' a Klonopin
While I'm noddin' in and out on the ottoman
At the Ramada Inn, holding onto the pill bottle, then
Lick my finger and swirl it 'round the bottom
And make sure I got all of it
Wake up naked at McDonald's, with
Blood all over me, dead bodies behind the counter, shit
Guess I must've just blacked out again—not again!

It's 3 a.m. in the mornin'
Put my key in the door, and
Bodies layin' all over the floorin'
I don't remember how they got there
But I guess I must've killed 'em, killed 'em
I said, it's 3 a.m. in the mornin'
Put my key in the door, and
Bodies layin' all over the floorin'
I don't remember how they got there
But I guess I must've killed 'em, killed 'em

Sitting nude in my living room, it's almost noon
I wonder what's on the tube
Maybe they'll show some boobs
Surfing every channel until I find Hannah Montana, then
I reach for the aloe and lanolin
Bust all over the wall panelin'
Dismantlin' every candle on top of the fireplace mantle, and
Grab my flannel and my bandana, then
Kiss the naked mannequin man again
You can see him standin' in my front window if you look in
I'm just a hooligan who's used to using hallucinogens
Causing illusions again
Brain contusions again
Cutting and bruising the skin
Razors, scissors, and pins
Jesus, when does it end?"

>>740978983
Are you still taking the pic?

>>740979344
o my

>>740979233
fucking do 'specific subs decide' then, fag

im going to fuck my dog

>>740979333
Oh the irony. OP this is your fault.

>>740979333
Dun goof'd

>>740979393
*dubs fml

>>740979315
Reroll

>>740979393
Yes please, there needs to before hype when we actually get the right number

I'm a diaper in a human body, please help

>sees thread
>scrolls
>my fucking sides

As humans sexual desire encompasses our lives and regardless of how abstinent we may be, sexual gratification is a necessity in our lives. I humbly request that you send me a picture of your buttocks and genital region. It may seem like a farfetched request but due to the extensive anonymity of our convo and the sheer thrill we can achieve I believe that we will both benefir from this because if you'd like, I'll send you a pic of mine as well.

>>740979592
Roll

>>740979344
OP better fucking send this

>>740977524
Let's go to McDonalds Baby, I'll give you 2 things from the 1 € Menu

>>740979592
Reroll

>>740979651
Kek. Rolling for this

>>740979668
Reroll

lets talk about how women are second class citizens please

OP here finding new bitches didnt abandon

>>740979722
C'mon Op we finally got dubs. Do it

>>740977787
I bet you'd look great in a kitchen

>>740979758
Send this:
>>740979344

thread's dead

i have AIDS can i dump my load deep inside you

>>740979879
Go back to '79 with that shit.

How much for a balloon job?

>>740979977
kek, wtf

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got 1

>>740980099
SEND NOW!
>>740979344

>>740980099
Heil Hitler

>>740980099
sup bitch

>>740980150
ok its gonna take a min

>>740980099
>>740979722
Start it off with this OP

>>740980214
Just copy and paste everything between the quotation marks.

>>740980155
OP, this thread is fucked. too many newfags posting stupid shit that ends chat immediately.

>>740980099
Jew? I don't date jews.

>>740980099
Your tittis ar not big, bot your butt is havy .
Can i fuck your ass ?

Next bitch comes up, send "Before you freak out, I have autism."

>>740980099
See:
>>740979977

>>740980367
Nigger spotted

>>740980542
No send it to another grill, this one gets 44 dubs

>>740980560
oh, yeah, sure, i'm a fucking nigger.
how about you and ur buddies think of some more reasonable shit besides 1 liners that instantly give the game away, you fuckstick.

>>740978999
Trips!

You, my uncle and I should fuck. His cock is huge. Like a baby arm attached to an apple

i think i have autism

>>740980099
My god, your eyes are like an ocean of pure bliss.

>>740980099
If you were a fish, you'd be a gold fish

>>740980099
I'd destroy every last chair in the world so the last place you could sit on would be my face ;)

Wow you're really cute, you should come over sometime! I'll get into my trash bag and you can queef in it while I jack to your woman fumes :) It'll be heavenly, my angel.

>>740980367
This
Op abandon threat and make another one with trips or special dubs

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sorry guys this took forever to type

>>740981676
Nigger it's 2017 how don't you know copy and paste?

>>740981746
my phone is retarded

>>740981786
If you're not bullshitting I admire your commitment to the thread