Wrong number Dubs decides

Normie get off my phonenumber reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>740968953
Rolling for this

anus is itchy scratchy scratchy

C'mon dubs. I will deliver

>>740969112
roll

gotta fuck my dog but see ya there in 20 min

then afterwards can I cum in your ass?

i will anally rape you

>>740969317
Re-roll

mom told us we cant go but we beat her up so we ll get there soon

>>740969339
re roll

ok let the cum flow!

Tits or Gtfo

>>740968729
If the swimming involves swimming in your pussy, yes

ur my waifu

First off, what are you guys wearing? ;)

Chlorine makes my foreskin swell up like baseball. Maybe next time.

Can I bring my nigga little swoop with me?

>>740969486
Reroll

>>740969500
Winnar nice dubs

>>740969500
Winrar

>>740969500
win

>>740969500
WINRAR!

Hi Megan, are wearing swimsuits or going au naturale?

Quick I need tit pics now this is life or death situation will explain later.

Depends on the size of your penis

>>740969500
WINRAR

>>740969611
ANOTHER WINRAR HOLY MOLY

>>740969611
Winrar

His megan I'd love to come by actually me and my siblings have been watching you hanging out at the pool.

P.s can I borrow a bathing suit. Not for swimming just to take home it's nothing weird but me and my bros have a bet on that your tight little turd cutter smells like strawberry ice-cream

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>>740969500

Can I bring my lobsters also?

>>740969734
Kek

>>740969734

Dude, the emoji was what made that dubs worth it...

>>740969766
WINFUCKINGRAR

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>>740969734

>>740969666
metal

no I'm busy jerking off

>>740969766
WINRAR AS SHIT

Oh, Im getting kinda turned on by the sound of that. Is it okay if I just sit in my bedroom with a small kid pool and binoculars?

>>740969826
Can i put my Penis in Carissa?

>>740969873
Holy fuck I rolled trips, what do i win?

>>740969901
this

>>740969826

Any chance we could negotiate on those swimsuits? ;)

>>740968729
Say you're going to go

ok i'll go but gotta cum fast my mom expects me for dinner

>>740969901
roll

>>740969917
Reroll

is it cool if i wear a speedo

So who's going to text and get tits since her number is displayed in the pics?

>>740969923

roll

>>740969923

reroll

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>>740969766
Winrar nice dubbs

Shut up nigger

Yeah sure as long as you don't pee in the pool hahahahhahaha just kidding everybody pees in the pool right, I bet you've let a little trickle of yellow pee leak out of your little va Jay Jay hahahahhahaha jk, means just kidding don't worry I'm sure I won't be able to taste your pee in the water like that would be gross wouldn't it hahahahhahaha sorry I'm just such a kidder

>>740969917
and again

>>740970010
ROLL

>>740969901
This

>>740969917
This

>>740969826
send pics

>>740969901
REROLL

*sticks finger in ass and starts jumping toward you* Be down in a jiffy!

>>740969826
rolling to ask pic of carissa


Just for the sake of weirdness

>>740969923

rerolling

Can i fuck Carissa bareback?

>>740970099
WINRAR

>>740969826
Can you send pics? Just curious how the suits look.

>>740969917
REROLL

>>740970072 aaaamd rerpoo

>>740970099
Noice

>>740970099
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Deliver op

>>740969826
Snap some pics and I'll be omw.

Send a dick pic.

can i have a pic of her?

>>740970126
roll

>>740969917
double roll

>>740970099

WINRAR

>>740970099
Fuck off Bobandy. Nice dubs though.

I'll be right there. I'll bring some condoms too if case we need them.

rerolling to OP send dick pic

>>740969901
roll

Oh, Im getting kinda turned on by the sound of that. Is it okay if I just sit in my bedroom with a small kid pool and binoculars? y

"Hello! You have just subscribed to pictures of my penis hourly! Here is your pic of the day:
*picture of penis*
If you would like to unsubscribe from this service, text NO. "
when person says NO, type. This:

We're happy to see you have subscribed to pictures of my penis per minute! Sorry to see you have left our hourly subscription.

>>740969901
reroll

>>740970256
Reroll

>>740970099

Fuck off bobandy

Someone text her and get and post pics.

Op is a faggot

Thread is dead

>>740970271
Yea I want this even if it gets op sent to jail. REROLL

OP where the fuck r u

>>740970317
We have the number. Now we can text her

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>>740969923

Yeah I'll be over soon just going to go for a shower iv got 13 days worth of dried cum and cheeto dust baked into my gut fur.

>>740970412
kek

Oh, Im getting kinda turned on by the sound of that. Is it okay if I just sit in my bedroom with a small kid pool and binoculars?

I would love to fuck carissa little shithole

>>740970499
WINRARRRRR

Thank you for sending/not sending the picture. Now I have/dont have something to jerk off to

>>740970499
Come on OP

>>740970499
FUCKING WINRAR OP

Someone send a dick pic, post results .....profit?!

>>740970499
You'll ruin it!

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>>740970412
Happening.

>>740970590
tbh, it was never going anywhere anyways. let's just go for the kill.

>>740970590
Maybe ...but my dubs my rules

>>740970649
No, my dubs do

>>740969826

>>740969923
Rolling for this!

>>740970499
OP DELIEVER

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>>740970412

can you show this pic of my dick to carissa?

*pic of dick*

>>740970010
Rollin it!

>>740970649
>>740970697

No my dubs do

>>740970760
nope, MINE

can you show carissa this pic of my dick?

*dick pic*

>>740970741
OP here we go
>>740970499

>>740970748
Re roll!

>>740970741

I mean could those swimsuits come off. if you catch my drift...

>>740970499
OP FUCKING DO IT.

>>740970741
okay, do you mind if i come naked then?

>>740970741
I mean I want a guarantee that I'll be seeing oiled-up titties and puss if you want me and my sibs to roll out of bed. Don't be thick.

do you like Huey lewis and the news?

>>740970852

rolling

>>740970741
I mean let's see you guys without those tops on. ;)

>>740970899
Aw yeah

>>740970899

ANOTHER WINRAR

>>740970852
rolling for this.

>>740970860
OP IS A SHITHOLE

DO THE FUCKIN >>740970499

>>740970880
THIS

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>>740970499

Look bitch let's just skip the foreplay and get down to business we both know why you texted so how bout you ditch the loser parade and I'll come over and tongue punch your fart box till you see jesus

>>740970499
roll for this

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This whole thread...

What if I "accidentally" knock off Carissa's swim suit? ;)

>>740970899
we have a WINRAR bois

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>>740970499

>>740971029
Are you retarded, it's already dubs faggot

>>740970860
Dont know if they're underage fuck no

>>740970499
>>740970499

I posted your number on 4chan I hope you're cool with them texting you

>>740971058
roll

>>740971058
CARISSA'S NOT WEARING A SWIMSUIT YOU DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER

Yeah sure as long as you don't pee in the pool hahahahhahaha just kidding everybody pees in the pool right, I bet you've let a little trickle of yellow pee leak out of your little va Jay Jay hahahahhahaha jk, means just kidding don't worry I'm sure I won't be able to taste your pee in the water like that would be gross wouldn't it hahahahhahaha sorry I'm just such a kidder

>>740971096
fuck off you cuck. wrong place then.

>>740971096
Highly fucking doubt it.

>>740971196
BUSTEEEED

>>740971220
Stay salty

>>740971196
It's me

>>740971194
I want to see this!

OP. We have a winrar, the shithole thing, do it

>>740971196

IT'S DIRTY DAN THE PANCAKE MAN. OPEN WIDE KIDS

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>>740971196

>>740971196
the jig is up, RUUUUNNNNNN!

>>740971196
It's me. Goku.

>>740971196
It's old man Jenkins tuggin on his junkins

>>740971289

ROLLING

>>740971196
Its your neighbor, you sent me a text. Remember?

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>>740971299

>>740971299
Win win windows

>>740971196
Who do you think? You texted me dumbass

>>740971196
Your neighbor John Cummings. I just took 10 Viagra and am ready to party.

Hey so here's the deal I come over there that pushy is getting straight up murdered tonight. Going to be more stuffed pussy than a fucking taxidermist so you better not be playing no Chris hansen shit bitch or I'm gonna roll up with some real bad pipe hitting niggers and we gonna take turns on your little white ass you feelin me bitch

OP DELIVER QUICKLY
I would love to fuck carissa little shithole

>>740971373
Reroll

im ur waifu

>>740970499
>>740970499
>>740970499
OP can you here me ...POST THIS IDIOT

>>740971373
I went ahead with this cuz i didn't say dubs decide and it makes sense

>>740971473
>>740971475

what

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>>740971543

>>740971096
Ask her when carissa's sweet was and if she gives any subtle hints to it being a while ago then deliver OP

posting in epic thread

>>740969901
>>740969917
Which one should I role for?

>>740971589
Just say you wanna fuck her already

>>740971589
Son of a bitch

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>>740971589
thanks for ruining the fun OP

>>740971543
>i didn't say dubs decide
>>740968729
>Dubs decides

>>740969901
roll

can i put benis in your fartbox

F5 F5 F5 for Carissa's fart box.

>>740971696
The jig was up anyways. There wasn't much fun left to be had

>>740971696
Sorry faggot. Ever heard of Anthony wiener? Yeah no

>>740971740
re roll

>>740968729
I dont swim with wales.

>>740971704
Hes a Son of a dirty nasty Hooker
this was the best post so far >>740970499
and he ignored it

>>740971589
Post a fake pic of a decently attractive mid 20s guy who looks fit, but not too fit. Make it believable.

OP dont start these kind of threads if you cant deliver. OP is a fag.

>>740971589
This is king Kalthack the pussy crusher first of his name slayer of the Virgin twins and fister of ladyboys Lord of all he surveys and I'm here to claim the first taste of your turd cutter as is my birth right

>>740970499
Re-roll

>>740971704
OP confirmed retarded

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I lied. You guys aren't my friends

OP faggot confirmed

>>740971911
dubs makes it so

>>740971928
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>740971928
fucking weak

>>740971928
>lol it was my friend

HAhahah, you fucking cringy cuck.

>>740971928
Fuckin asshole

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>>740971928

>>740971928
Op confirmed pussycuck. Should've waited for the bitch to pounce on the bait before pussying out

>>740971971
this

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>>740971928
Oh no, you mean we're not besties? How will I survive?

>>740971928
kys

>>740971928
Pussy you know what happens now faggot we text this bitch and find out the last number she messaged

>>740971971
this x2

>>740971928
FUCK YOU OP YOU ARE A SHIT EATING RETARDED SCUMFUCK! DIE OF CANCER.

I would love to fuck carissa little shithole.

>>740972058
^^^^^

>>740971928
Fuck off summerfag

>>740972058
LETS DO IT FUCK OP REEEEEEEE

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Pic related. Its OP.

>>740972058
ohhhh he's in for a bingo

>>740972058
i'm fucking doing this actually

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Faggot op we are not your friends. Fuckwad.

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>>740971928
Damnit OP. That text message from her could have been so good if you'd have just asked about Carissa's butthole.

>>740972163
Post Results

>>740971928
This shit would have been easier if you hadn't ended up playing the cuck card texting her now

>>740972058
OP dun goofed. Quick call the cyber police OP.

>>740972163
Op you're fucked

>>740972288
This is how things like this get ruined. Soon, 4chan will ban these threads

>>740971928
Someone text that number and get her to give OPs name and number

>>740971928
I love these moments, op turns out to be a fag so /b/ goes full aspie and destroys him, always good fun

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>>740968729

OP lives near Cincinnati, Ohio

OP wouldn't be in the shit situation he's in if he actually delivered.

Send them a pic of your balls

>>740972358
Newfag this always happens and has been happening since the earliest days of /b/ get with the cancer or fuck off chemo cunt

>>740972409
boom. you see that, OP? you're in trouble, mister

You've got the wrong number, sorry.

>>740972414
Yeah he would lol

>>740972409
Lel

>>740972358
Fuck off op it's too late now

>>740972414
Correct. But OP chose to go with the "no-fun-allowed" status quo.

Tfw we'll never know how the story of Carissa's Butthole Adventures ends.

My whole day is ruined now we will never know how tight carissas ass is.

>>740972607
Not op but ok kek

>>740971928
>not my friends

I rate this fag/10.

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This is now a Trump thread

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>>740973223

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>>740973333

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>>740973223

Huh. I haven't gotten any texts. What was this about me being fucked? LMAO. You know how easy it is to troll you faggots? Just delete the name in your contact and tell them to respond like they don't know you. Stupid faggot retards.

>>740971289
ROLLING also lost

>>740973712
OP ya ding dong diddly goof'd ya pinhead.

>>740973712
No you fucking dumbass. We don't have any predisposition in regards to the authenticity of your post. Your revalatuon right now just proves that you're too much of a bitch to actually do something like this fr.

>>740974000
Also, we all know you're fucked. That isn't a saved contact

>>740974104
How do you know that?

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>>740971196
THE JIG IS UP

>>740974165
It's obvious op knows he dun goofed so he wants us to dismiss this as a faked wrong number convo

>>740974236
Your late

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The gigs up, faggot.

>op wants to get people to harrass said number
>posts "dubs decides" deliberately showing the number
>newfags fall for it

jesus christ

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>>740974699

>>740974699
OP is fucked. Have a good day sir. Enjoy your inbox of gore and dildo delivery confirmation messages.

>>740972058

> 4Chan at it's finest.

Frosted butts

>>740974699
what the fuck phone number is that??

>>740975397
Asshole.I'm tryna count here

>>740975456
op

>>740975456
op