Fluffy Thread

>>740948528
That fluffy gonna get his shit kicked in

>>740948528
2chrunet is down forever.

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Huh, well I can actually contribute a pic to this thread, had it made for me the other night.

>>740950114
Those eyes in the 2nd last page

Morning anons!

>>740950252
Good mid afternoon anon.

>>740950252
Good afternoon anon

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C'MON, LET'S GET NUTS

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>>740948528

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>>740951501

>>740951526
That face looks like a mythical japanese demon, I never knew one of those would have a pet fluffy, much less eat pizza rolls.

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>>740948528

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>ywn sabe cawwot

>>740951794
Where is this from. You keep posting it and now I'm curious.

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>>740951858

>>740951971
I remember reading a story about this from the perspective of a fluffy, it's quite harrowing.

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>>740952350
Link?

>>740952433
Sorry, the time I was really into fluffies was when I was using my old computer. I don't have links handy on this one.

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>>740952540
Eh oh well.

>>740952605
Bampu

>>740951501
>>740951526
the guy deserves a fork in the eye, you do not leave food lying around near a fluffy, hell you do not even put a fluffy near YOUR food.

>>740955610
Fuck that fluffy. Should of known. Guy is 100% in the right

>>740955995
go kill yourself on that edge of yours. The guy should have known better, the dumb ass put the damn thing on the table next to the food and took a "nap" just to have an excuse to be an edgelord.

Abuse with purpose is one thing, all this edgelord shit is fucking retarded, and if you like it outside of art quality, go to a fucking therapist and get some damn help.

>>740948528
Bamp

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>>740956237
>>740955995
>third party referee here
You are talking about "edge" in a fluffy thread. Fucking retard.

The other guy is talking about artwork and their interpretation of such, so that they feel their opinion of the actions portrayed is justified.

Then a comment is made about abuse with a purpose, blah blah blah. Dude, you are in a fluffy thread. YOU ARE IN A FLUFFY THREAD. WTF were you thinking you were going to get IN A FLUFFY THREAD?

>also
You don't need to go to a therapist to enjoy seeing creatures die. It is literal genetics that allow for this kind of behavior to happen. It is actually normal. Humans are an aggressive species. Please stop using buzzwords and thinking you know a lot more than you do. Ego is one of the worst things humans portray and you got a huge case of it. Get off of /b/ using words like edgelord and "kill yourself." You are not appealing to anyone. You are not conforming with anyone. You don't have an army by your side. You are one Anonymous individual portraying your opinion to another, basing your opinion on artwork and opinion, and then mistaking that to be fact.

Please. STFU and GTFO. Or, you can simply stop being so fucking sensitive and argumentative, and simply understand there will be people who like things and think ways you don't like or think.

Enjoy your little rude awakening bud.

Sincerely,
Your Therapist

>PS
That will $3.50.

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One more bump from the referee to get the thread back on track.

On a side note, anyone see that AetasX guy around? His writing is awesome but he hasn't updated in a while and in a previous thread he said something was coming out last weekend and it didn't?

Did I miss a thread with an update?

>>740958744
They said a few days ago they were really busy with life stuff. Probably just too busy to post new content right now. Man. I just realized im here way too much. Haha.

>>740956237
Are your jimmies OK? I sense some rustling.

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>>740948528

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Cwawabewwe hab heawt huwties....Huu huu *sniff*

Babbehs gu fowebah sweepies in cowd wawas wenn teh Titanig sankies..

HUU HUU WAN BABBEHS BACK!

>>740960419
That is a unicorn, an alicorn has wings.

>>740960748
it has wings they just look like ears though

>>740955610
>>740955995
Please tell me you two are just trolls?

>>740960647
Well, you're not getting your babies back. Ever. So shut the fuck up.

>>740961259
HellB? :p

>>740961448
I am. The other dude seems to butt hurt a imaginary animal got forked for being a sketty theif.

>>740961833
that was art i requested to be done. is his handle HellB ?

>>740962252
Yeah, the author of that drawing is TheHellBell, or HellB for short, I thought it was you. He does some cute ms paint drawings tbh.

https://www.fluffybooru.org/user/TheHellBell

>>740961704
BAAAAAAAAAABBBBBEEEEEHHHHSSS!!!

>>740962486
his work gets better and better

>>740963013
you could post some more, you know

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I would take this little guy in. so cute <3

>>740963068
it's the only one i have of his. but i am posting other fluffy stuff

>>740950114
>shaferaraks

hnnggg...

asperger daddeh my favorite Comic

>>740948528
I'd actually leave this guy alone. He actually seems happy in spite of his life being shit. Live yo life, little dude.

>>740963076
sad that artist will never come back

>>740951526
Oh, fuck you! You were passed out and they were likely cold, you bitch. Pizza rolls are cheap.

This is the first time I've seen the follow up yo this, it I figured it would be some bullshit like this. Any excuse to hurt a fluffy...

>>740951794
>Busts down door SWAT-style
>Saves Carrot and all other pillowfluffs in the shitbox

>>740964281
obese fluffies piss me the fuck off

>>740951790
Jesus Christ that's awful....

>>740963946
I am really trying to figure out what the hell is up with the eyes here.

>>740955995
Bullshit. Fluffies see food, fluffies eat food. That's their nature. And they're pizza rolls ffs. Go buy more. Not like he shat on a prime rib or something

>>740964035
Is this a litter pal situation, or are they trying to shove one fluffy up the ass of another? Or do they have no clue how breeding works?

>>740964144
I'd adopt the fuck out of it. If its a herd leader without the attitude, he'll make a good one to have around.

>>740963946
I always imagine this fluffy sounds like a babified John Candy

>>740964709
Lol, but probably the first or second.

>>740964709
probably a litter pal situation, or just trying to update the other one

>>740964478
Then actually watch their diets? Also, that looks like a perfectly healthy fluffy to me.

>>740964839
I mean humiliate, fucking phone

>>740951526
>plastic fork
are fluffies really that fragile?

>>740965035
It depends on the headcanon, but the general consensus is that they are extremely fragile.

>>740965035
It doesn't look like it's pierced the fluffy. It's probably just causing more pain than real damage

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Close meadow

>>740964600
Fluffys can speak, thus have an obligation to trancend their pethitic nature. People help that along. If it is by the sorry stick, swift boot, or fork it does not matter. At some point a critical mass in the fluffy morphogenet field will cause fluffies to evolve.

Until then KEEP AWAY FROM MY FUCKING SKETTY ROLLS!

>>740964281
same here anon

>>740963946
I can imagine the seinfeld base in the background, but all fucked up and slowed

>>740964600
they probably treat cat and dogs the same way too

>>740965436
Now you just sound like a selfish motherfucker with no anger control. It's motherfucking pizza rolls, dude.

>>740965187
Oooo I haven't seen any of this artists stuff posted on 4chan in forever. Is this new????

>>740965744
Probably not to the point of stabbing them with a goddamn fork.

I really can't blame the fluffy here. Human ate their fill, passed out. Therefore, whatever was left the fluffy thought they could get away with eating. If you don't want them eating your cold leftovers, tell them. This isn't even a sorry stick offense unless they do it again and you're they protective of your cheap ass food you were probably gonna throw out when you woke up anyway.

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THIS is a fluffy that deserves stabbed with a fork.

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>>740966276
Stop responding to this mega autist everyone!
Post fluffies and ignore the retards.

>>740966169
Yes he has been uploading to the booru every day almost

>>740966471
#thisisnthowabortionworks

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I love when fluffies are just totally oblivious morons

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>>740966591
#ThenYouHave´ntBeenToSouthAmerica

>>740966722
>it have a simplest labyrinth
>a fun

can this fucker try any harder to make sense?

>>740966805
Well, that was terrible. But I've never understood the obsession with enfie babies. I'd figure only smarties would be sick enough to be pedophiles

>>740966902
Probably a Russian hugboxer

>>740966805
#picsoritdidnthappen

>>740966908
There's also really horny stallions, but those tend to be rarer because they feel guilt for raping a child.

>>740966791
>totally oblivious morons

that's why they're so abusable, among other reasons.

>>740967026
Yeah. And they'd be more apt to find a willing mare in the wild than a lone foal.

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>>740967062
I'd rather just put them in situations above their mental capacity and watch them melt down

>>740966139
Dude! This is about fake creatures and Web comics. Stop being a sperg. Either make some hugbox art or enjoy the pain like the rest of us normies.

>>740967492
>Normie
None of here are normies, anon

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>>740967492

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>>740967621

>>740967079
Well, some are domestics that don't understand why fucking a kid would be wrong unless it's spelled out for them. Good example would be from this story: https://aetasxblog.wordpress.com/2017/06/08/023-it-must-be-magic/

>>740967719
I dunno....fluffies are dumb, but I'd say they'd have enough empathy and common sense to not fuck a foal

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If you can't get fluffies wet, how do you bath them? Or are they doomed to smell like shit and piss?

>>740960647
Wiww nu wun gib Cwawabewwe huggies, am mummah nu mowe, huu huu.

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You know what I'd like to see? A story with a smarty foal that keeps their herd alive for more than a week. One that keeps brownies around as scouts and "nummie finders," alicorns as herd diplomats in urban areas, organized toughies, and proper protection for mares.

Then, imagine we have a place where there are two or three herds like this. Then they go to "war" for territories. It's like Redwall but with retarded micro-horses.

>>740968268
Smarty friend, not foal

>>740960647
>>740968082
When the Titanic sank? The fuck is that even possible. Okay, whatever, have a head pat ya weirdo.

>>740952605
could someone post a link to the story this image is based on?

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"Dwaw, yewwow tummy!"

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I kind of like this art style. It really captures the "reatarded horses" look

>>740967993
there are restraints for bathing fluffies, like the Bathtime Fluffy, just like at actual groomers in real life

with the added fun of "why nu weggies"

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>>740968644
Here's a reatarded horse for you

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>>740964839
>Updating a fluffy
Holy shit you made me laugh way harder than you should have

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Anyone else notice a lot of smarties are drawn with mullets?

>>740965468
anymore?

>>740969236
>Firmware update 22.69
>Fixed heart attacks by overexciment
>Fluffies now have reasonable bedtime procedures
>Alicorn chance in genetics upped by 0.02%
>Shitting capacity on average lowered by 0.001%
>"Chirpy babies" volume lowered by 10%

>>740969249
a lot of real horses end up with what are essentially mullets, especially horses that are assholes and get the bare minimum of grooming

>>740969404
the last one was posted the booru not long ago, give the artist time

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>>740969249
>>740969468
So there is some logic behind it? Interesting.

>>740960991
Those ARE ears, dumbass.

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>>740969536

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>>740969249
I've also noticed a lot of fluffies wind up with bowl cuts, too. Is that a thing or just an artistic choice?

>>740969661
probably artist, but id imagine if you had to trim a real fluffs hair and didnt care much, then the bowl cut would be the easiest way to cut it

>>740969661
That's just how SchaferArek draws manes, he can't do it right

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Paccie babbehs are cutest babbehs

>>740969875
Is this Schafer? Because I don't feel like burning this one alive for looking like a nightmare creature.

>>740969936
no that's Wolfram Sparks

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>>740968268
>Redwall with retarded micro-horses

>>740970043
That's what I thought. wolfram's fluffies are always so cute. It's just a shame all of them have terrible lives.

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Fluffy products are always my favorite.

>>740968422
It wus suu wong ago...

Daddeh bwought Cwawabewwe an babbehs fwom Iwewand.

>>740970646
Oh god, there are Mick fluffies. Can you like, drink beer and shit?

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>>740969661
>>740969875

If you think about it, it would make sense that all fluffies have this as a natural haircut as in wolfram and shafers comics. Otherwise they would have really long hair that they would drag behind them, like some kinds of dogs.

>>740970823
True. The thing that always kills me is mares with bob cuts or braided manes. They look like they got into some old lady's doll wigs.

>>740969576
how? they're on it back

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>>740970900
Oooh, never seen this one before. I'd love to buy a dozen micros and stick em in there.

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>>740970948
Yeah, who the fuck braided all the ferals?

>>740970980
At least lube it up for the poor guy....

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>>740970801
Cwawabewwe dwank bad wawa onse.

Fewt funneh bu Cwawabewwe nu dwink poopies.

Cwawabewwe an babbehs an daddeh twavew on Titanig to wive bettah wifies in Amewica.

>>740971019
so slightly larger than a micro, but if their brain doesnt grow wouldnt they remain dumber than a normal fluff and require a lot of supervision?

>>740971145
This is genius. No long is it has no long term effects, it'd be way more effective for hygiene training than anything else.

>>740971245
I'd buy one. Part of my love of fluffies is how helpless they are, especially at that age. I just like taking care of things. Animals, people, whatever.

>>740971189
So, how'd ya get over here....and time travel?

>>740971573
Cwawabewwe nu know.....Maybe..Cwawabewwe fowevah took sweepies back in 1913...

>>740971682
Wait....you're a motherfucking ghost?
>Traps in a circle of salt

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Smarty friend tries to pass through your lawn with herd. What do?

>>740972135
shove its head up its own while the others watch

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I really like this comic. Anymore where foal perceptions of what's normal are different because their parent is somehow handicapped?

>>740972334
#fluffiesdontbendthatway

>>740972135
Simply refuse.

>>740972135
If it's just passing through and not planning on squatting, I'd let them go.

>>740972481
It insists this is the way its herd has to go.

>>740972487
smartys arent that inteligent, itd claim the land and try to stay until its either stripped the land of all resources or its driven off. if its one of the rare "smarty-friend"s then it might move on quickly

>>740963076
Too creepy imo. Would give food if it asked but not living with me

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>>740971756
Yes..... Cwawabewwe went fowevah sweepies in Hawifaks, Canada whewe dat wus Cwawabewwe's nyu homsies dat year.

>>740972651
It is a smarty friend. He has no interest in your lawn.

>>740964144
I'd check up on his herd every so often. If someone attacked his herd I'd beat them.

>>740972763
So....I just go there and burn your bones. Got it.

>>740964281
I concur anon, I concur

>>740972651
What makes you think smarty friends are rare? The phrase is used for any herd leader that isn't a syndrome smarty. Those would seem more common and smarty syndrome is a genetic defect.

>>740972858
Nuu, nu buwnie bonsies!

>>740972858
Get a drawfag in here stat. I need Sam and Dean fluffies in my life.

>>740964491
Well since they aren't animals then you can do that. I don't agree with it but there's so many fluffies in the wild that a few going there won't make much of a dent in the population.

>>740973032
>Drives to Canada
>Researches where someone would even bury a time traveling ghost fluffy
>Digs up, salts and burns

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Don't forget to give your fluffy it's daily dose.

>>740973177
Animals, no. They're something more advanced. That's why I'd think they'd need protected all the more. It's like torturing a 3-year-old human child.

>>740973217
Screeeeeeee!!! Why yu nu wetuwn bonsies tu Iwewaaandddd????........>Her ghostly voice faded as her bones burned away to ash.

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>>740973503
ehh, look at it this way, he sent her on to skettiland to be with the rest of her family

>>740973781
That's true, but I don't get the obsession that fluffies have with spaghetti bolognaise.

I mean it's fucking tasty and all but still I don't see the point of constant need for it.

>>740973503
Well, that's the weirdest case I've ever worked
>Cue "Carry on My Wayward Son"

>>740974031
It's hardwired into their brains. It's a common, affordable treat and bargaining tool

>>740974037
At least it's done.

Personally I would of dumped the remains in the Atlantic or sent them back to Ireland for burial but what's done is done at the end of the day.

>>740974154
>>740974031
the programmed singular focus on the sketti makes it easier to control/manipulate the fluffs

>>740974154
I see.

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>>740973424

>>740974250
I get it now.

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>>740974365

>>740974326
>>740974250
I mean, I would've chosen cup noodle or something, but I understand the out of lore reason too.

>>740972431
make it bend

>>740950941
You're a sick bastard anon

>>740972135
Give them safe passage under these conditions:
>No shitting
>No eating or taking of any property
>No trash talking

If they follow the rules for the 3 minute trespass, meh. If one fails (even a foal) mass torture and execution are in order.

>>740974692
Fair enough, but skettis is much more common.

>>740974240
It's just a talking micro-horse, Sammy.

>>740974814
They'd agree to those. They're just passing through.

>>740974970
But they will fuck it up. They always do.

>>740974856
Haha, yeah you're right.

It's not like it's a human being.

>>740975222
>One of the toughies trusts the wrong fart right as they reach the edge of the lawn

>>740951526
what kind of bullshit is this 5-tined fork? 0/10

>>740973435
I mean I guess but if you read the lore they clog up sewers and shit. This whole thing could have been prevented had PETA type fags not stopped hasbio's research and released the weak bowelled and fragile boned fluffies we know and (some of us) love into the wild

One thing I never understood was the whole" intervening the research" thing. Since they aren't actually animals and are genes spliced together to give a slightly mentally impaired fluffy horse that breed like rabbits there's no need for animal testing activists to intervene. So why did they?

>>740975542
Shitty storytelling from our elder lorefags?

>>740974814
I'd say that the offending fluffy is removed from herd and the herd can never pass through your property again. Otherwise completely fair terms.

>>740975839
Eh fair enough

>>740967177
That could yield pretty funny results. Plus there's no permanent damage so you can do it again and again to the same fluffy as they're too dumb to realise the ruse.

>>740975962
It's kind of why I've been looking into a revamped origin for my headcanon. Hasbio releases fluffies as planned, but there was no solid testing which leads to them being the terribly flawed product we know. Tons of fluffies are either abandoned or escape. Others turn to torturing the "shitrats" since they think they're useless pets and better stress relievers. There's still some people that love the little bastards in spite of their flaws. Original ferals would then be adandoned fluffies or runaways. Their numbers are high, but not clog the sewer levels of high.

>>740976378
Exactly. You can only amputate a fluffy four times. You can mind fuck them for years.

>>740975365
>Heh. I grab a net. Got it once the fluffy flood started. In a few fast strides I am on top of the herd. The net is thrown. All are captured underneath. All except the smarty leading the group.

>>740976587
>Smarty friend looks back, confused
"Hewd am gud! Wy munsta do-
>Notices the coil of shit
"Oh poopies...."

>>740976393
That could work. Polish it up, concrete the details and you might have an accepted origin.

>>740976737
Sounds like I've got something non-constructive to do with my downtime at work. Sweet.

>>740976787
Good luck anon