Why does Colbert constantly rape Trump so hard?

>>740938640
because he is an orange fucktart who begs to be raped in the ass.

Because he always leaves his ass wide open

>>740938640
Because it's easy to come up with jokes about the most talked about and empowered man in the U.S. Most news outlets do the leg work for you because Donald Trump is so prolific and after that you just bait in all the liberals. Instant ratings.

>>740938640
To the left we have the Alpha male, to the right we have the lesser, the beta cuck.
Colbert sold his soul.

For the views

>>740938640
Same reason RT has americans constantly shitting on america
Money

>>740938640
Because it's a part of his agenda to do so.

>>740938640
Because he's in showbusiness and they throw tantrums when the world gets uncucked

>>740938640
I mean, I don't watch him, but isn't it his job to make fun of politics?

>>740939370
He openly shills now, even told off his own audience once for laughing at the wrong part of his "joke"

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>>740938714
/thread

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>>740938640
Only spit roast pig Saudis would allow

>>740939357

>Throw tantrums
>Meanwhile in the White House

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Draining the swamp

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>>740938640
Ratings

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colbert looks like bob saget transitioning to whatever mental illness is trendy these days

he isn't funny and anyone who agrees with him deserves the gas chamber

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>>740938640
Because he is just like every other assblasted liberal who is assblasted about the election and can't do anything about it besides continue to be assblasted. The only difference between him and all of your friends on Facebook is he has a TV show.

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he doesn't

STAHB LAFFIN
DU SKOOBS

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so fuckin funny

>>740940748
> Green HUD
> in the Mojave.
You fucking disgust me.

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>>740938640
Cos of his babysitter?

>>740938640
Colbert wouldn't have a career anymore without Trump. He should be giving him half his paycheck.

because he thinks people will mistake him for john oliver and her might actually get some viewers

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>>740938640
Beguz Bonald grumblep got TEW SCOOPIES

>>740939412
>He openly shills now
when did the meaning of "shill" become "says things that make me sad"?

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>>740944175

>>740940748
LOST

>>740938640
Because that's the content his writers feed him with.

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>>740938640
GIVE UP THE 2 SCOOPS DRNLD DRUMPF

>>740938640
have the russian shillbots abandoned dolan drumpf?

>>740943666
source

>>740944605
They got nothing left to work for nowadays.

>>740938640
Because he's the US president who dominates the news cycle, and making jokes about the news is literally his job, especially if it's related to politics since this is Colbert and not Letterman etc. plus trump is easy to make fun of because he's a complete fuck-up.

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>>740939357
>Trump supporter accusing other people of throwing tantrums

>>740943666
LBJ never said this

>>740941361
So glad the fat American waited on his scooter while literally every other world leader in attendance walked briefly through the city. Totally doesn't confirm every negative stereotype about amerilards. Well, at least it's because he's prolonging his life by not wasting his life force on exercise, so they know we understand science.

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>people actually think that colbert and other liberal commentators are angry about Trump
>people think that they're angry about literally FREE material and FREE relevance for the next 4-8 years
>>740944887
>failed to repeal Obamacare THREE TIMES with a Republican majority in both houses of Congress

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>>740944873

>>740944941
>obamacare
>trumpcare
>identity politics

Can you stop seeing things black and white? For one minute?

>>740944887
>posts a man who is stuck in a perpetual tantrum
Is this a joke? Tell Donny to cry moar about senate majority rules, healthcare, "le fake news", "muh Obama wiretap", lack of GOP support, et al.
>WHY AREN'T REPUBLICANS PROTECTIG ME BOO HOO HOO

>>740939153
Found the trumpet.

>>740945059
You're literally that same guy sperging out yesterday afternoon in another Trump thread.

Do you have a life?

>>740940507
Great points made here

>>740944978
If you had to bet Merkel vs Trump 1v1...
Who here would say Orange Clown can win this?

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>>740945059
B-B-B-BUT I PHOTOSHOPPED AN ANGRY IMAGE OF LE COLBERT WITH LE EBIN SCOOPS MEME HE'S THE MAD ONE NOT ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>740945104
Didnt even post on /b/ yesterday. Take something for your paranoia.

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>>740940748

>>740945152
The difference here is one of our posts is certifiable fact (check his Twitter on any/all of his topics of whining), and the other is a strawman. Try harder.

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>>740938640
it's Trump fault for dressing like a slut

>>740938640
He's our top rated late night show get over it.

>>740945187
Yeah, you did.

You're sperging out exactly the same way you were yesterday. Hyperbolic, clearly trolling but also clearly emotionally invested in your trolling--which by the way doesn't make it trolling, it makes it actual debate on your behalf.

Go do something else /b/ro.

>lol then why are you on /b/

I'm waiting for the senior supervisors for City of [redacted] to arrive and tell me they're going to give me 500 man hours to revamp the control system for 26 of their lift stations. They're always late, but free Krispy Kreme.

>amerifat intensifies

>>740938640
>taking a comedian seriously

>>740945152
People like you are why Trump won

>>740945152
Triggered.

>>740945187
>paranoia

>>740945410
>reddit spacing
r/the_donald/ is two websites down

>>740945410
Believe it or not you actual retarded, this board consists of more than just me and you. You might also be surprised to learn I'm not the only person on the planet who thinks trump is a clown.

Paranoia.

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Jim Jeffries is by far the best comedy show host, he makes fun of everyone instead of just ranting about Trump whole show.

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>>740945435

>>740945479
>reddit spacing
>how i type

You're looking for connections where none exist, /b/ro.

>RUSSIA
>RUSSIA
>RUSSIA

>>740945518
this

>>740945536
You posting an image trying to deflect about being triggered doesn't make you not triggered, /b/ro.

That image is basically a banner saying "im mad as fuck".

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>>740945564
>still reddit spacing

>>740945564
You're that same reddit fag who was on here yesterday shilling for trump. Get a fucking life kid.

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>>740945634
>I-I'm not m-m-mad you're the one wh-who's mad!
>reddit spacing

>>740938640
Last time i was on /b/ there were no libtard cucks in here. Nowadays you cant even say nigger on the board without someone else pointing out the fact that you said the word nigger. Where the fuck have all people gone? fucking pajeets, only niggers and faggots are left on /b/ now.

>>740945781
there's always
>>>/pol/

>>740945781
You could always kys.

>>740945711
Not the anon you were talking to but as soon as I found out anons got so easily rustled over spacing I started doing it on purpose.

That's the problem with letting people know your triggers, they'll purposely do it just to antagonize you.

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>>740945634
>triggered

>>740945518
He's a fantastic comedian but his show is not as funny as his other stuff. Still decent though

he's the new wave of liberal cuck media because CNN failed

>>740945887
I can tell from your other mannerisms, you've been on /b/ every day this week shilling for trump, please just get a life

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>>740938640
I'm thinking this

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>>740946007

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>>740938640 (OP) #

Because it is so deserved.

Just like Mueller.

>>740946035
>strawman.jpg

>>740945897
I was in tears the other night watching him, He was talking about how nobody even knows what libs are protesting anymore.

>>740938640
Are u fucking serious.

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>>740946105
>740946105

>>740939370
Make fun of politics, yes, but he is extremely biased tords the left

>>740946007
>cares what others think on anon board
>get a life

Top kek kid.

>>740938640
to fight the patriarchy

>>740946180
It's parody retard
>>740945410
>>740945104

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Same reason CNN does... "Ratings = money"

>>740946309
Why did trump tell junior to lie about his meeting with Russians?

>>740946309
>Same reason CNN does... "Ratings = money"
Meaning people want to see it.

Ratings

>>740946115
This isn't a glowing review of his show. How dumb would you have to be to not know what they're protesting.

Is he one of those guys who plays dumb in a desperate attempt to pretend both sides are the same? Those people are pathetic.

>>740946176
Yeah you need to lurk more...

>>740946454
Maybe you should watch it and see for yourself instead of just making a snap judgement based on a vague explanation of one small part of an episode.

>>740938640
ratings

/b/ or /pol/ edginess aside, why would people actually support trump?

>>740946617
Not that anon but if that summary is even remotely accurate it points to a pretty retarded host.

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>>740946355

>>740946841
Good way to avoid answering I guess

>>740946421
Considering CNN's ratings are in the shitter I'm going to have to say, no people don't want to see it it's fake news

>>740946355
>Why did trump tell junior to lie about his meeting with Russians?

Cos he dindu nuffin

>>740938640
um hes in direct contact with the DNC, and was as also with the HRC campaign I wonder why. They basically emailed him and other hosts their talking points...

>>740946806
Well then go stick to the hosts that make retarded faces/voices while they drone on about trump for 1/2hr. That seems so much better...

>>740946950
>CNN's ratings are in the shitter
You really believe everything you hear from that orange mouth don't you? I guess NYT is "failing" too?

>>740946931
I heard van Jones say that thr RUssian think is a big nothingburger isn't he your God?

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>>740946841

>>740947057
I'll stick with neither, thanks

>>740939259
Colbert has been making fun of conservatives since your parents were standing in the moscow breadlines comrade

>>740947080
Don't watch CNN, and I base my opinions on known facts not the speculation of a random talking head

>>740947079
No I'm saying only morons watch CNN

>>740947080
He debunked this and explained what he meant. Won't stop you from bringing it up again tomorrow, though.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/29/opinions/much-ado-about-nothing-burger-van-jones/index.html

>>740946806
Right after that part he started talking about Trump and what an idiot he is, He covers everything, not just the "hate trump" narrative.

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>>740947079 You're wrong fag.
http://dailycaller.com/2017/06/01/cnn-cant-crack-top-10-in-cable-news-ratings/

>>740947175
Considering CNN has been caught numerous times and making things up, I don't understand what you're trying to say unless you're trying to say you have no information at all

>>740947113
>doesn't watch comedy shows
>comes in thread to make stupid comments about said shows

So you're just a shitposting asshole, good to know.

>>740947309
Dailycaller.

>>740947167
>missing the point

>>740946786
I'd support trump before I'd support that French faggot that's running my country and giving a terrorist murderer 10mil of tax $$ I helped pay into.

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>>740947401
RATINGS
Scoreboard: Tuesday, August 1

By A.J. Katz on Aug. 2, 2017 - 4:36 PMComment

25-54 demographic (Live +SD)

Total day: FNC: 342 | CNN: 269 | MSNBC: 275 | HLN: 90
Primetime: FNC: 534 | CNN: 399 | MSNBC: 527 | HLN: 83

>>740938640

Envious of his charisma, charm and good looks?

>>740938640

can't rape the willing.

>>740945781
You don't remember the exodus after gamergate? I went to double chins

>>740947312
What part of "I don't watch CNN" is difficult for you to understand?

>>740945887
What is reddit spacing?

>>740947365
>didn't play into my false dichotomy
>bloo hoo hoo

>>740945067
Hes not wrong though

>>740947528
>if you're not the top news channel it means your ratings are low
Wut

>>740947842
Something spergs notice.

>>740945960
>he's the new wave of liberal cuck media because CNN failed

so you never watched the Colbert report then? Started running in 2005? Round about the time you were born?

>>740944838
Well on the campaign trail he did set up an HQ at an old Klan town hall, and he did confide in the southern strategy (something usually thought of as a "right wing" trick). I wouldn't completely doubt it.

>>740947850
Sure thing kid.

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Because some people will Fucking believe anything#

>>740947918
Does it mean making paragraphs? Only thing Ive been on reddit for was diagnosing pc issues and Google brings me there

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>>740945634
no u

>>740940577
this

How about because it's relevant, satire-rich material and Colbert is not a fan.

>>740948502
>Does it mean making paragraphs? Only thing Ive been on reddit for was diagnosing pc issues and Google brings me there
No idea actually.

>>740948611
Oh if it only were reivant. Then it would be funny.

>Itt trumptards hate that they're guy is criticized at all
I've never watched his show aside from jewtube clips, but I'm betting from what I know about the guy he criticized Obama the exact same way

>>740938640
special snowflake like Trump is the perfect victim

>>740945781
>why are things different? i hate change.
dont worry lil buckaroo, momma still has your favorite sippy cup.

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>>740948765
The same way? Really?
I don't remember nigger hatin' Colbert. Could you provide examples?

>>740948765
>>Itt trumptards hate that they're guy is criticized at all
>I've never watched his show aside from jewtube clips, but I'm betting from what I know about the guy he criticized Obama the exact same way
I've been watching Colbert since The Daily Show and he didn't.

>>740941552
Ahh, BLM

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>>740938640
Because he is an ultra left wing piece of shit.

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>>740946950
>Considering CNN's ratings are in the shitter

this is not right though. See pic related. CNN's ratings are at an all time high. It's a shitty news network but idiots love it, same as FOX I suppose.

>>740947309
nothing in this report indicate that CNN as a whole is is failing. Just that other shows are doing well.

>>740941552
Did research, the dad of the kid--Erick Kamanzi--watched the video and then proceeded to beat that lady's ass. She went to the cops who themselves watched the vid, dismissed the charges against the dad, and filed charges against her. But she only ended up getting 4 years...because BLM

>>740938640
1) it's really fucking easy to do
2) it is of national interest/importance
3) it's just... So, so easy

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>>740938640

>>740947514
not really. you are saying that COlbert sold his soul, as if he has had a change of eart or something. Colbert has always been satririzing the right.

Perosnally I believe that Colbert was better when he was doing parodies as his comedic strength lies in his performance artistry but ah well. The trick is that if you don't like something, don't watch it. It's a free country

>>740949330
I was referring to the trade ratings that show Nick At Night with a higher share. This is what determines ad cost / revenue.

>>740949404
That pic is edited, right? There's no obvious changes but something looks off.

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>>740949534

Newp. All of his kids have had surgery to correct themselves - check out old pics of ivanka.

>>740938640

Did you see what Trump was wearing?
He was practically begging to get raped.

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>>740949591
still not asking for it

>>740940431


But.. Hillary said she hated him!!!

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>>740940577

my badly circumcised dick says fuck Kellogg's

God damn bastards

>>740949526
possibly. but when discussing ratings CNN's are currently at an all time high. As I said, it's a terrible fucking organisation valuing conflict baiting pundits shouting at each other over actual journalism but it is still misleading to label it as failing

>>740949565
Goddamn reptilians

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Say what you want, I still prefer to not live in any of the emerging sharia law countrys.
You got a problem with Trump the go and enjoy actual oppression.

>>740949338
>because BLM
It was in Uganda retard

>>740940507

top underrated post!

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>>740949865
Or just get rid of Trump.

>>740949865
Good thread despite idiots.

>>740949811
If that's true, then it's a damn shame. Because when the muzzies take over they will be the first beheaded because the will pose the biggest threat to the oppressors, being that they will be the most shocked by reality.

colbert is an overrated cunt who pretends to be edgy but is a complete retard!

>>740949934
So the muzzies sympathizer would be better? I'm not seeing reason here.

>>740950176
Pence isn't a muzzie sympathizer though

>>740945053
>implying the trans ban hasn't been admittedly an attempt at a wedge device
Hokay.

>>740950176
Go sit down somewhere.

>>740949865
Trump loves Saudi Arabia though. Don't you trust the man's judgement? No wait, he said they are terrorist finding crooks. But he does a lot of business with them, and he refuses to ban them from travelling here. Gah, does he liek the Saudis or not? Or is he just echoing Bannon's rhetoric to get the alt-righters on his side whilst still maintianing his business contacts with them.

Either way, anyone would prefer to live in a country where the church and the state is seperate. Let's hope our current adminsitration manages to keep the church out of our own politics. We don't want to become fucking saudi arabia now do we

>>740946176
Wow, lets be glad he isn't in charge of OUR military

>>740950223
Well the choices were Trump or Clinton. If I remember it correctly.

>>740938640
I know Political humor.. been a fan for decades and it seems that trump knocked all the funny out of these motherfuckers. john oliver has his moments but the rest are just painful..you have the easy joker in the world but all the jokes are lame and derivative of each other ..its like the have so much to say they try to get it all out at once and its just sad ..poorly crafted and predictable ..and the ones that laugh are mindless meat sacks that are so brimming with hate they'd laugh at pretty much anything as long as it was anti-trump

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>>740950243
Already There dude

>>740950303
And if we remove trump from office, and correct me if I'm wrong here, but Hillary doesn't magically become president. Pence does.

>>740950334
>I know Political humor..
So much more than everybody else.

>>740950264
Well in business you must deal with all kinds. Its not the same as inviting them to dinner.

>>740946024

>being this retarded

>>740938640
To piss off conservative snowflakes.

>>740950290
There by the grace of God, go us.

>>740945781

>triggered snowflake

cry moar

>>740950420
Correct. My point is that I didn't vote for pence to be president. I chose the best I could at the time. If he become president it will not be what I voted for.

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>>740950067
>If that's true, then it's a damn shame.

it is true and it is a shame

>Because when the muzzies take over

erm, wut?

>they will be the first beheaded

no wait wut? Go back. When the muslims take over? Take over what? CNN? The news as a whole? America? The world?

I don't... I don't even. The muslims are not even able to take over the middle east and the place is literally 99% muslim. I don't... I don't really know what you are chattin about here mate. Please explain what you mean byu the phrase "when the muslims take over"

>they will be the first beheaded

who are being beheaded? CNN?

>because the will pose the biggest threat to the oppressors

CNN will pose the biggest threat to our future muslim overlords, posed to seize the contry after the coming nuclear apocalypse somewhere around 2180? We will have bigger problems by then my friend but ok.

>being that they will be the most shocked by reality.

No sorry, I have literally no idea what you are writing. Is english your first language? Mine isn't. Maybe it's a communication breakdown here. Who is shocked by reality? The muslims? What makes you think and/or say that?

Should "the muzzies" take over then they will more than likely execute a large group of people who would threaten their grip on power, the same way we execute anyone who is a threat to our own grip on power. Execute, exile, imprison or made disappear at the very least.

The free press would be abolihed and a new state run propaganda apparatus would be introduced. Well, basically Fox would receive a rebrand but still. It's all fun and games when "the muzzies" take over

>>740948589
Myotonic Muscular Dystrophy. Mother and son suffer from it.

>>740950519
but he has invited them to dinner. A lot of times

>>740950569
Sums it up quite well doesn't it.

easy target. this guy getting elected president gave so many journalists and media outlets material, and in turn, a fat juicy check.

>>740950745
They can't take over the middle east because we keep helping.

Take over the world as instructed by the Nobel quaran.

We have no go zones in the us already. Wake up! Please

>>740950853
>a fat juicy check.
You're implying Colbert doesn't believe in what he's doing.

>>740950290
Or your $$, he's the useless fuck that gave a convicted murderer and terrorist 10mil.

>>740950970
$

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>>740950783
Head chopping off muzzies?
Anti American groups?
If I remember he canceled the muzzies Ramadan shit at the white house.
Please name something specific.

>>740950970
that's the perfect part for colbert. of course he believes in what he's doing, but it just so happens to be insanely profitable. it's a win-win for him. we just wait for the next tweet from the orange man and everyone explodes in a media feeding frenzy

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>>740940577
>>740949917
Samefag

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>>740949511

Don't we have laws against nepotism? How did he hook up his family with top government jobs without any opposition. Damn! I had a harder time applying at my dad's shitty company. We had to pretend that we didn't know each other.

>>740951111
So he believes in what he's doing, everybody likes it and he's getting paid.

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>>740951299
Laws against nepatism? Since Fucking when?
I thought that was the American way!

>>740950947
>They can't take over the middle east because we keep helping.

exactly. What is happening in the middle east at the moment is that there is a proxy war being fought between Iran and Saudi Arabia. They hate each other but instead of goign to war they are just propping up puppet regmes and funding insurgents aimed at fighting and deposing the opposites puppet regimes.

Iran in turn is backed by russia and the Saudis by the US

When Iran or the Saudis stand truimphant in this cold war that has been waged, waht, 40 odd years now? More perhaps then I will start worrying about the muslim world uniting to come and behead us all.

But it is not in western interests to see a united islamic world in the middle east because they are sitting on a fuckton of strategic resources, i.e oil and plutonium.

So we are doing our best to keep on fucking witht he region to ensure that no power achieves dominance.

Now of course this might mean funding soem ultra-religious end-of days nutjobs that might try to create their own caliphate in the process, or propping up Saudi Arabia who is the chief exporter of the Wahabist Islam that is radicalizing people in the west to become terrorists but hey, you can't maintain a devastating regional hegemony without sacrificing a few civilians to terror.

>Take over the world as instructed by the Nobel quaran

Nobel was a pacifist and certainly not a muslim. The quaran may advocate taking over the world but as mentioned, until the muslims are able to unify the middle east at the very least the rest of the world is somewhat safe. And should the muslims unite and pose a real threat to the west, we nuke mecca.

>We have no go zones in the us already

I assumed that was because of the niggers and extremely high gun related deaths. There are loads of places I wouldn't go to in the US that doesn't have a single muslim living in it.

>Wake up! Please

Ok. And you should go study some contemporary geo-politics

>>740951105
nah. just normal saudi businessmen. Despite what youtube tells you not every muslim is a frothing jihadi waiting to chop off your head

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/18/us/politics/trumps-business-ties-to-middle-east-precede-him.html

>>740938640
Colberts mother really wanted to see hilary in office before she passed away

>>740951577
I agree with most of this BUT No go zones SEEM to be a real thing. This is my concern.
https://youtu.be/ockI-YxCCYU

>>740951744
If they follow the noble quaran then they are exactly that. Wake the fuck up

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>>740949934
nobody likes the smelly kid.

Why does a US comedian and political commentator do his job in the age of Trump? You're right. We cannot allow this jester to continue. It's unamerican. Questioning Trump is treason.

All sieg heil the god emperor.

>>740951744
New York Times, the leftist muzzies sympathizing, snowflake supporting, 5000 genders New York ?? Yeah I'll give that a look.

>>740938640
Because its the only way Colbert can get ratings.

>>740952322
The dubs have spoken.

>>740952057
yeah... I am not exactly in a position to trust FOX though. Still, sounds like they are discussing the aforementioend wahabists sent here from the Saudis. I will read the report they are discussing cos i'm sure it'll be fascinating.

I will be surprised to see if Shariah Law overrides local or federal law though anywhere in the US. I could be wrong. As I said, I'm gonna go do some research. if the thread 404's before i'm back then i wish you godspeed anon

>>740952311
Because Breitbart tells you not to look?
The irony of using Andrew Breitbarts name to spread xenophobia is apparently lost on you.

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>>740952340
>ignores domestic propaganda

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>>740952340
This pic usually ends the thread when posted. So here goes.

>>740938640
I mean is it rape if the target is so easy? I usually prefer them to struggle

>>740949934
lol, fucking loser

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>>740952132
Calm down boyo. I'm not the one doing business with them.

>>740952418
Take a trip to Dearbourn Mi, see for yourself

>>740945152
It's funny because it's true

>>740952474
Go read some RT articles then come back to me

>>740945518
Truth. He still shits on Trump pretty hard though.

Which is the right thing to do.

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>>740952254
Off with his head

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>>740952513
In business you don't pick your customers.

>>740952418
If they want to practice sharia law on each other then more power to em. If they try that shit with me I guess I'm going to jail for murder.

>>740945634
So sorry for triggering you /b/ro.

I promise to make it up to you at our next Alt Right furry meeting.

>>740952659
But he's been trying to get stuff going in Russia for decades. You certainly can pick your customers.

>>740952659
>Business
>Presidency

>>740952616
I've read rt, know what I noticed? They actually report what's going on in the world. Not 80% Trump hate followed by the weather and sports.

>>740946309
still posting that bullshit from that over-edited video?

It's like Trupfags still going on about the election because it's the last fucking thing that Darth Mango actually accomplished.

>>740952690
Since the muzzies will control the police (some cities already) you will never make it to the jail

>>740952625
He shits on everyone pretty hard, which is the right thing to do.

>>740952814
Where are you from? If your an American I understand, but other countries have decent news sources that don't belong to the Russian Propaganda Machine

>>740952832
Well I guess I get a glorious death then..

For Sparta..
For freedom!

>>740952794
I would be glad to have Russia on our side as we exterminate this Islamic cancer on the world. If every other country but the USA becomes Islamic. What chances do you think we would stand? We Fucking need our allies! Not fuck with them.

>>740950745
It's racialfag logic, just like in Britain.

>>"Ohnoez! We are 10% Mooslum! This means they are going to take over!
>>"By like, winning an election or some shit
>>"Or maybe everyone will convert
>>"I mean you know how fucking irresistible the Quran is!"

This is literally the level of intellect that Trump supporters operate on.

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>>740944978
For a boximg match i put my money on trudeau ---- trump would be winded just getting in the ring

>>740953017
Nice job, Vlad. 5 rubles have been deposited to your tracksuit

>>740952311
they are just reporting on Trump's business interests in the region. This is hardly the revelation of a lifetime. Here, see if I can find a source you can trust

http://www.arabnews.com/node/1100791/saudi-arabia

ah shit, but they have arab in the title so although they might not be one for lgbtq rights, they probably favour muzzies. let's see if i can find another one

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3764376/top-secret-details-of-donald-trumps-88-billion-mega-arms-deal-with-saudi-arabia-revealed/

Ah shit no, that story was debunked bullshit. Turns out Trump can't even sell guns to sand people. Hmm... let's see, let's keep digging. IS the atlantic liberal or conservative?

https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2017/07/donald-trump-conflicts-of-interests/508382/#Saudi-Arabia

Or do you trust the jews?

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-05-20/aramco-to-sign-50-billion-in-deals-with-u-s-companies-today

Ah I don't know. The point is that it's not only the failing NY times that are reporting on Trump's business ties to the Saudis

The guy's a moron but I honestly don't get why some people care so much that he's President. How has their lives changed in any way since he took office?

People act like Hillary or Bernie would've been better. Nothing would've changed. You'd see no noticeable difference in your day to day life.

>>740952690
The problem is they'll make you do it too. That's what they do. They are forbidden to not spread it.

>>740953130
>Bernie Sanders
But everything would be FREE! FREE HEALTH CARE! FREE COLLEGE! FREE CARS! FREE SUBMARINES! FREE EVERYTHING!

>Liberals actually believed a 70 year old man who has never worked a day in his life

>>740952816
Low info, low IQ.

>>740952978
Canada, I enjoy rt news, they have a good mix in main healdlines everyday.
Politics
Sports
Space
Various developing stories etc..

They don't talk shit about Clinton,Trump or bother themselves with any of the he said/she said they tweeted bullshit.

>>740952659
>In business you don't pick your customers.

I beg to differ

http://nypost.com/2017/06/30/cake-bakers-have-the-right-to-draw-a-line-in-the-icing/

MSM is annoying as fuck honestly.

This is a usual day for the MSM
>Ignoring world wide events like dozens being killed in a tragedy somewhere
>TRUMP TALKED TO SOMEONE IN RUSSIA DURING THE CAMPAIGN! BREAKING NEWS!

Jesus man, we fucking know. We know Russia didn't want Hillary for obvious reasons.

>>740952985
The fucking cool part is is that all you Trump haters will still be protected by the country you hate. Try that in another country

>>740953130
>You'd see no noticeable difference in your day to day life.
The point is, I believe, that people do notice and that people act this way towards Trump is because he's a celebrity. He's always out there getting in touch with his followers via Twitter and such. I bet if Berne or Hilary got elected your statement would be true and we wouldn't notice much.

>>740953294
Because the guy is a walking megaphone. He can't keep his mouth shut.

>>740953191
>Liberals actually believed a 70 year old man who has never worked a day in his life
What? Liberals didn't vote for Trump

>>740953069
Feel free to say whatever you want in the country that you hate but also protects you and you are right to do so period when the muzzies Takeover is it'll be quite different, enjoy it while you still can

>>740953047
except britain has 4% muslims but yeah, I know.

>but the muzzies are having 18 kids each and every oen of them will grow up to become a devout muslim jihadist

>>740940949
The only true man in this thread.

>>740953083
You do realize that the UK is Islamic now you can't trust their Publications

>>740953291
I don't hate trump though. I don't agree with everything he's said/done but I don't hate him.

>>740938640
Because he is an unfunny loser and without Trump he would be unemployed

>>740953236
The Supreme Court is hearing that case now I am very interested to see how they decide

>>740953517
I concur. He's such an alpha man, and people can't help themselves from following him(while calling others cucks) and I respect that. Still doesn't mean I agree with his policies, though.

>>740953291
This doesn't make sense. If they hate Trump for hurting America, how does it follow that they hate America?

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>>740938640
Because him and that molesta podesta rape and kill young children to harvest adrenachrome.

>>740953576
Loser? Yes. Unemployed? That's true he was in danger of getting fired. Unfunny? No, he's a good comedian. Tough he is beating a dead horse.

>>740953395
Haven't you noticed that the minority rules now not the majority?

tbh it's getting annoying, he's been doing almost strictly trump jokes since his election

>>740953680
>PIZZAGATE>PIZZAGATE>PIZZAGATE
>PIZZAGATE>PIZZAGATE
>PIZZAGATE

>>740953517
Well no one agrees with everything everybody says all the time that's called normal life.

>>740953322
That's easy enough to fix, ignore him. Don't watch news, comedy shows or anything that has to do with politics. That's what I do and it's such stress free living, ignorance really is bliss.

>>740953608
Because they are children and they don't understand what's good for them. Brainwashed by MSM

>>740953731
Not that guy, but I'm not from the States. So lucky my country has a tax funded news programs where they don't have to worry about profit and sensationalism and report neutral fact based news not centered around Trump-only