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When/how did you lose your virginity? Bonus points for green texts.

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When/how did you lose your virginity?
Bonus points for green texts.
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>15 with a slutty gf
>we're at a superbowl party at her uncle's house, loads of people there including her family
>we go out back near a fire pit thing to talk and make out
>she immediately just pulls out my cock and starts sucking me (backstory she was prone to doing this, she loved cum too)
>i see a light turn on on the second floor, silhouette of some dude in the window
>i say "hey there's a guy watching"
>she says that's Justin, he'd be out here too if he could. I almost bust right there
>she edges me
>we then go inside and sneak into a bathroom and fuck on the floor
>i'm a novice so she walks me through it
>i'm starting to get the hang of it and start to humping her like crazy, her head starts to bang against the bathroom door, i can hear people in the other room comment on the noise
>i say i'm cumming and she says "Stick it in my mouth"
>10/10
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>>740927066
Great story
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>benis in bagina
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>>740927066
>>best story a 17.5-year-old wrote
>>underage ban
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>sleep over slutty gf's house for thanksgiving,17
>butterface
>gets me drunk and we fucked, i don't remember shit except she didn't drink that much
>got me drunk to the point i blacked out
>didn't use a condom
>my drunk ass was too paranoid so i didn't finish
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>>740926439
9yo, fucked my 6yo sister in the ass. Later got caught stealing her virginity by mom. We have sex behind her husband's back.
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> be 17 at a youth group event in Denver
> Fat girl expresses interest in me
> Go for it and have sex in the bathroom of the temple
> Turns out she was only 14
That's pretty much the whole story.
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>>740926439
>16
>Had girl for around two weeks
>She always wanted to fuck me but I was not really comfortable with the risk, even tho I had condoms and she was on the pill, but hey, shit happens
>She always gave me blowjobs and handjobs
>Once she was really horny and we were home alone
>Fuck it lets do it
>Get condoms
>She gets on top of me
>Fuck for some minutes
>Doggy style then
>Her phone rings
>"Oh shit anon, it's my dad, I gotta take this"
>MY PHONE rings too, it was my mom
>We both end our calls
>I'm not hard anymore
>Phonecalls killed our mood
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>14
>River side
>on a chair
>she was sitting on it
>difficult to stick it in
>doggystyle on the chair
>30 seconds to fuck
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>>740926439
>Age 29...I picked up a hooker.
It was not fun, I didn't even cum.

>Tried it a second time a year later with a different hooker...still did not enjoy it.

>Now I am 35 and pretty much done. I've given up on ever having a girlfriend. Porn is all I need.
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>>740926439
Had sex after dating first gf for a few months in high school at 17. Haven't had sex since she left me. I call it virginity 2 electric boogaloo. I'll 20 now.
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>I was 13
>she was 11
>put my penis in her vagina
>she cried
>I came
>well that was fun
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>>740929230
That's just 3 years.
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>be 43
>pretty good body for a 43 year old but 5/10 face
>riddled with mommy fetishes and femdom stuff
>go for a walk one day
>looking at weird mommy femdom porn on phone
>paying too much attention to phone
>bump into someone who was walking in park too
>drop phone
>she picks up phone
>was chubby chick about 5'10
>has 4/10 face with weird teeth
>she looks at phone and comments saying shes into femdom
>gives me her number and we fuck
>didn't get hard for 5 mins
>didn't cum for 30
>awkwardly thrusting
>she acts like a reassuring mother the entire time
>says it's ok anon I've done this lots of times, I've got plenty of experience let mommy take care of you
>cum
>
>
>I want to end my life
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>23
>on an app called yik yak
>meet girl
>2 weeks of talking and nude swapping
>meet up one morning before class
>fuck her face
>try to fuck her but it's just awkward
>end up fucking her face again

I'm 24 now and I'm up to 5 girls, number 6 hopefully tomorrow
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>>740929404
And with that I lost faith in humanity. It's the saddest love story.
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She was 18, I was 28, I met her when I was working at McDonald's. We had been dating for a few months, parents didn't know about me. Her dad was and still is an asshole. That night, he was being a super dick, she was crying, I told her to leave and I'd meet her halfway. I brought her to my apartment so she could stay the night. We ended up making out on my couch for about four hours, sex wasn't in the plan. About 430 am, I couldn't take it anymore. I asked her if she wanted to go to the gas station. We walked down the street to buy condoms. Nervously and kind off embarrassed, I pointed to a box behind the counter. The Arab working, was judging me, that's what I felt anyway. We walk back to my apartment and pick up where we left off. She asked me if I was sure, I nodded. We started making out again, which led to sex. We ended up doing it three times. I lasted longer than I thought I would. Almost two years later, we're still together, I got her pregnant..
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>>740930243
cute
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>>740929149
Whens the next chapter of sonichu coming out
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>be me 14
>always hanging around at this woman's house playing vidya and smoking weed
>three or four of us hang regularly she even buys us beer
>go for a piss and walk past her room
>my mate is stood at the foot of the bed getting a BJ from the woman
>I walk back to living room he comes in few mins later grinning
>she cheekily asks me if I want one to
>blush
>she leads me by the hand into bedroom
>I explain I'm a virgin
>that's OK anon I've took many vcards
>strokes my peen and begins to suck
>she bends over and tells me to fuck her
>insert peen into wet loose vag
>she pushes back I explode after 10 seconds
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>she says is fine
>went back next day for round two
>continued for about 3 years

She kept asking us to bring new friends round to fuck her. She moved out we were all gutted
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>be 20
>gf and i go to dance class, she decides she wants to have sex finally
>I had prepared for this moment. I had condoms, lube, and lingerie.
>get to her house.
>to impatient to get lingerie on
>fuck her in multiple positions
>turns out I literally can't cum if I'm standing so we fuck for hours.
>never did manage to finish but she orgasms 3 times. good enough for me.
God I love her.
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>>740930697
how old was this hoe?
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>>740930891

Mid 40s not very attractive but hell
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>14
>Be in some shitty
>Be high as fuck off a half tab of acid and a g and a half of some purp og
>had to walk around to no die bc high as balls
>Meet some random black girl with a nice ass but no tits
>She asks what I was doing
>say I was going for a walk
>start freaking out internaly
>Think she know Im high
>She dosent seem to notice of care
>keep waling and talking about some random shit like school etc.
>walk into a local fast food join and sit down after ordering some fries
>Keep talking about music and other unimportant bant
>walk to bathroom
>couple minutes later she come into the restroom
>we walk into the stall together and she pull off her top and starts to pull off her jeans
>start to do the same
> after both our pants are like half way pulled down i whip my dick out and she gets on her knees and sucks me off
>nut in her mouth
>still hard so she turns around and she sits on my dick and starts rideing
>five minutes later tell her im about to nut so she gets off and kneels so i can nut on her face and tiny tits
>bust the bigest nut of my life so far
> while she is washing off in the sink i walk out the the bathroom
>exit the restaurant and do a runner all the way back to my hotel
>never knew how old she was
>dont remember her name either bc after that i started to abuse acid
>mfw will prolly never see her again
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>>740926439
>be 15
>at school girlfriend walks up to me
>hands me a condom
>says we are gonna do it at camping trip
>that weekend at camping trip
>Dad who owns a gun store
>her brother
>her dad's friends
>all around campfire getting drunk
>playing with guns
>sneak away to tent
>pants down
>condom on
>we do it
>silhouettes of men cleaning guns by fire
>let's try doggie style she says
>rip little skin tag on bottom of her
>ouch anon with a little blood
>we laugh and lay together
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>>740926439
>16 or 17
>was horrible.
Good sex by age 21 or so. Everything prior to 2nd year Uni was trash
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21, still virgin. 1 more year of college to go, literally my last chance or im a failure.
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>22 years old
>meet some 38 year old white trash woman off craigslist, blonde short hair, okay looking (not fat)
>drive to her apartment at midnight
>see sucks my dick
>I mention something about anal
>I fuck her ass
>I fuck her pussy
>I fuck her ass some more
>she sucks me off and swallows
>I didn't use a condom
>got tested a few weeks later, all good thank god
>mfw my dick was in a girl's ass before it was a pussy
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>be me 17
>gf 15
>drive her home every Wednesday after school
>stop at my house for however long we think it takes to do the bullshit she would tell her parents we were doing
>we had talked about it night prior, i got a condom from a girl at school that day
>we're on my bed kissing and i play with her tits, perfect Ds
>she asks if i have a condom
>show her
>she gets me hard with a hand job and by sucking my fingers (no idea why this was so effective)
>i put on condom
>she starts to ride me
she said she was a virgin but she didn't bleed or anything, not sure to this day if she really was a virgin, but i was.
>she rides me for 15 minutes
>she doesn't cum
>i don't cum
>pretty much a let down besides the fact i just lost vcard

i don't recall the early part of our sex life as she was so innocent, but that girl was a trooper and skilled as a grade A whore by the time I left her.

no contact in 5 years, feelsbadman

i'm down to share the slutty things she would do if any interest
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>>740931839
Continue
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>>740931953
seconded. provide pics too
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>>740926439
>I'm 21
>hold a party at my house
>everyone starts to leave
>me and my best friend's girlfriend have been subtextually interested in each other for ages
>she lives way further away than everyone else
>uses that as an excuse to stay behind
>I fugg her unprotected
It was great.
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>>740932033
"best friend"
you're a shitty friend
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>>740932107
You're absolutely correct anon
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>>740931839
>newfag thinks girls always bleed when losing virginity
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>>740932229
So close
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>>740926439
>was hopping to get laid since 18yo
>21 yo and still a virgin
>taking things into my own hand
>go see a hooker
>beautiful girl but mediocre sex
>go see another hooker 2 weeks later
>beautiful girl but mediocre sex
>WTF.jpg
>subscribe to a dating site
>meet up with cute girl
>finally, perfect sex session for hours

conclusion :
body : pro > amateur
sex : amateur > pro
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>>740926439
Cookie cutter cunts. There is no personality, no hair, no related ass...just a few basic bitches that are a dime a dozen. C'mon, OP...you can do better than that. A milf wouldn't hurt, you know?!
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Was 20 woke up after blacking out at a friends party with well known underage slut sitting on me balls deep enjoying herself. ended up trucking for a few weeks before i left town. Pic related only one i could find deleted all my nudes 3 years ago when i felt guilty and was to afraid of being v&.
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>>740931780
>my dick was in a girl's ass before it was a pussy

KEK, happens a lot at christian or muslim camps >.<
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>>740926439
Pretty unspectacular
> Be me, be 17
> having sexy time with gf for the first time
> mom comes in without knockin'
> "GET OUT!"
That was the last time she did not knock on my door.
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>>740932483
So you're feeling guilty for being raped?
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>>740926439

how does pic related happen? College party. has to be, right?
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>>740929491
Good luck on that. Please return to 4chan with your tale.
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>be 16 in high school
>there's a 4/10 nerdy chick everyone seems to pick on in my last period class. (She's tiny, not ugly or anything, but really plain looking with glasses, possibly autistic.)
> feel bad for her so I stick up for her a few times
> "thanks anon, you're so nice."
> asks the teacher "can I sit next to anon from now on" very loudly
> people who pick on her are doing that shit kids do when they tease somebody for liking somebody
> I don't really care so I say "yeah so what?"
>after class one day she stops me
>"hey anon uhm, my parents aren't picking me up today, do you mind walking me home?"
>I'm really confused, I've never had a girl ask me to walk her anywhere before this
> her place is a fair trek away from mine, so kind of hesitate, but I've been a kisses GFless virgin before this so I agree.
> middle of the journey she smiles at me and says "hey can I tell you something? I think you're really cute"
> fuck. I'm kind of a chubby fucker, not obese or anything, but not particularly good looking, a girl just said I was cute.
> my spaghetti falls out of my pockets.
> thanks
> "can I kiss you?"
> this is it. This is happening.
> we kiss awkwardly for about what seemed like a minute before she told me she'd walk the rest of the way home. Her dad was a hard ass and didn't want her being with anyone or something.
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>>740931982
i dont use social media, probably couldn't find her without really looking. I don't want to anyways. The pictures and vids i have are from when we dated and she was underage, maybe ill post the underwear pics but that's the most I can do legally i guess.


>after our first time together we regularly had sex every Wednesday and weekend when i took her out, any chance we got she wanted it
>she would tell me how her best friend would call her boyfriend master and had to do what he said in bed
>was surprised when she said she wanted to try it
>i had her tied up that weekend, the only acknowledgement i would give her would come from her calling me master, daddy, sir, etc.
>she would call me master, sir (never daddy) publicly in school, to the point one of my classmates would mock me when he saw me
>i didn't mind, i loved her at this point
she would take pictures and vids of her masturbating that morning before school and give me the camera to look at throughout the day
cont...
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>>740932988
Is that a US thing ?

I mean, in my country doors have locks...
Mine was closed every time I fucked or jerked off...
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>>740932483
Sounds like you got raped then got some child porn. Ugh yeah this would be a fun legal case.
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>>740933360
>pick her up one day from her house
>going to a movie or some shit i dont remember
>never made it
>we don't get 5 miles from her house when she says "anon I don't know why but anymore when I'm with you I get so horny"
>catches me off guard, grabs my hand and says "see, im so wet already", pulls my hand down to her pussy
>this bitch was leaking through her jeans
>order her to pull her jeans down, she takes them off
>driving with left hand and fingering her, hard, with two fingers
i haven't given much details yet, she was 5'2, 110 pounds, brunette with nice tits and a nice, but small, ass. i was 5'10, 200 pounds, big guy.
I will never forget her pussy, she could barely take 2 fingers at first, had her taking almost 8 in no time, couple weeks. she loved to be stretched
>i'm so turned on i stop the car at the next parking lot, some winery for people to taste test.
>drive a sedan so plenty of room in back
>move to back, she rides me hard and is screaming her pet names
cont.
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>>740933376
I feel like in the heat of the moment we just go for the sex.
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>>740933332
(2/2)

>we ended up exchanging numbers
>she's a complete different person in our text conversations, calls me baby and is extremely sexual but never acts it out when we are hanging out together save for awkward make out sessions
>one night she texts me that her parents would be leaving for a few weeks and that she'd pretty much be home alone, besides her older brother who is out working most of the time
>few weeks of us hanging in her room while slowly advancing in sexual experiences.
>work up to fingering her, her giving me a blow job and so on
>one night I'm kissing her neck which is making her squeal and moan these cute little whimpering moans that turn me on so much, kind of fumble with her jeans while rubbing her pussy
>she undoes them and guides my hand into her panties
>I'm rubbing the fuck out of her pussy while she leans her head on my shoulder moaning before rubbing my cock through my pants
> says she finally wants to fuck
>hallelujah choir.mp3
>she's tiny so I decide to do it while I pick her up and hold her
>seen it done in porn so many times I've always wanted to do it
>grabbing her ass while fumbling my cock into her extremely tight pussy
> holy fucking shit
>shes masturbated before using various objects so she says she's okay, it's her first time too
>bounce her on me like a fucking tard while trying to thrust.
>this looked easier in porn
>she's loving it but I can't really fuck comfortably
>fuck it, slam her on the bed and start pounding away at her
>feels fucking great, I'm about to cum
>condoms on so I feel free to blow inside her
>her pussy is squeezing me like fucking crazy
>we cuddle and watch tv after

Sadly after that her parents returned and our "relationship" never went anywhere. K if you're reading this I still think of you fondly.
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Meet up with older woman I was talking too. We fuck I leave that's it. I was 19 she was 33.
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>16 years old
>Friend met girls on internet, arranged meetup.
>The two of us travelled to meet three girls.
>Being teens in a suburb at night, there was nowhere to go but wander around aimlessly for a bit, being flirty and stupid with each other.
>Go to one of the girls' house (call her Girl 1)
>All five of us in one bedroom, basically pitch black. Me with Girl 1 on bed, my friend and Girl 2 on the floor. Girl 3 alone and awkward on the other side of the room. (felt bad for her)
>I proceed to bone girl 1 on the bed as quietly as possible, because my friend is right nearby, also her parents are upstairs.
>Didn't cum. She claimed she did though. It was her 3rd time having sex she said.
>We rotate around a bit, I makeout with girl 2, then spoon with girl 3. She was the least attractive and I resisted her kinda pushing toward me. Hindsight I probably should've just boned her too.
>Morning comes, we leave and never speak to them again.
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>Be 17, news years eve circa year 2000
>Dating white trashy older girl, 19
>Up until this point not much beyond kissing
>Plan is to spend evening with her extended family, NYE is kind of a big deal for them, dinner, party, etc.
>Have midnight curfew cause strict mom and I'm kind of a betafag. GF is basically on her own. No rules at all at her house.
>My parents are going out to a friends house though for their party, they already gone
>Me and GF take a shower together, first time seeing her naked
>Get a hand job, finger her
>Get dressed, go to dinner, go to party, ball drops, kiss good night, I drive home
>12:20ish get a call from my dad who is clearly drunk, says he and mom are sleeping at their friends house
>Call GF and say I'm on my way back over
>Back at her place, in her bedroom, things progressing nicely.
>Just about to get my dick out when she says: "I don't want to have sex unless you're sure you love me."
>"I'm sure I love you."
>"Oh anon!"
>Proceed to engage in some pretty vanilla sex with a condom on
>Little bit of missionary
>Mostly her on top
>She used to do this rocking back and forth thing on my dick that never failed to make her cum
>She used to breathe hard and her chest would get all red every time
>Felt like a stud getting her off on my first go around
>I came in side her (condom)
>Left her house at around 6am, had to be at work at 8
>Worked all day with a shit eating grin, stinking like sex
>Spent the next year fucking, a lot, then I realized how bat shit insane she was and broke it off.
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>>740933980
>she rides me hard and is screaming her pet names for me
>all of a sudden she stops and takes a deep breath, she was scared
>she's looking behind us, i'm kind of freaking out, she was 15 and i was 18 at that time and her parents had no clue i was fucking their daughter
>she gets off of me and starts putting her jeans back on, i look back behind us and its a black truck
>she gets dressed, gets close to me starts crying
>black truck leaves shortly after her getting dressed
>she's crying so mood is kill
>still finger fuck her on the way to my house tho

i remember the first time she did a2m, that's a good one

>gf still 15
>im 18
>at my house, halloween night we had just went with a group of friends to some haunted maze.
>was not haunted
>was not a maze
>we had done anal before at this point, she was not a big fan of it but she knew i liked it so let me fuck her ass any time i wanted to.
before we got together she was forced to give a guy a blow job at a young age
cont.
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>>740934426
were her parents in the black truck?
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>>740934234
The ending message made my heart grow 3 sizes
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>>740934426
she didn't like giving head, we had sex in our first 6 months and i didnt get head for the first time till 1 month after that, i lost my virginity before i got a blowjob.

>she was super submissive and did everything i said, but she would never suck me off as soon as i had fucked her ass
>we are on my bed, that night after the maze, she's riding me while my dick is in her ass.
looking back i never used lube, just spit so she probably didn't like it much at all, her asshole was so tight i only ever managed 2 fingers
>she just stops riding me, gives me one of the sexiest looks i can remember, slides up and off my dick
> i'm shocked as she grabs my dick and goes to suck it
>"uh you know i was jus-"
>she starts sucking, im hyped as fuck
>"are you sure?" she keeps sucking so i just start calling her a dirty slut
>she started calling herself my whore, dirty slut, slave, after that.

this was around the time she liked to be"punished"
cont.
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be 13. lived on a farm. fucked a mare. yes i lost my virginity to a horse
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>be 17 junior
>been talking to a 16 freshman on bus regularly
>talk about fucked up pranks like planting opened condoms filled with lotion in elementary schoolers bags at the front of the bus
>both of us find it hysterical
>end of the day coming home none of the elementary school kids are on the bus (wonder why)
>were the edgy kids at the back of the bus which is pretty private
>notice there's 2 condoms left in the box she bought
>she says "we can't just throw them away can we?"
>"no of course not"
>none of us could hide them very well either
>wanna use them? I blurt out
>ohfuckohshitwhatdidijustsay.jpg
>sure she says
>HOLY SHIT WE ARE A GO
>I say I have couches and a tv in my garage and parents aren't home
>decide it's the perfect place
>she moves over next to me and slides her hand down my pants and gives me the "why wait" look
>start furiously making out in the back of the bus
>we both knew that we had been interested in each other for almost the whole year but neither of us said anything.
Looking back on it now I realized that had I not moved, we would still probably be really close. I could actually be my uncensored true self around her and vice versa. Makes me feel both in my heart and my dick when I remember that year of furious high school garage sex
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>>740935092
Does that really count?
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>>740935210
I'd venture to say neigh.
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>>740935323
Kek
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>>740935210
virginity is just something in your head.
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>>740935428
Sounds like something a virgin would say
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>>740935210
not sure. lost mine to a actual human at 15 but i kept fucking the horse
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>14 year old me with mommy issues
>meet with a guy who couldn't get it hard
>never talk to guy again
>talk to his brother instead
>comes over while mom is out
>clothes off this guy looks like a dorito
>am chubby
>dude proceeds to make like he actually wants to eat my vagina
>has sex w/me and I can't feel his dick
>!!!!!!!!!!
>fakes orgasm and lets out a little pee to make him think I squirt bc porn sets unrealistic expectations for women
>dude wipes himself off and leaves almost immediately
>my pussy is rubbed raw and not in a good way
>never talked to him again
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>>740930243
adorbs.
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>be 20
>
>tfw still a virgin and likely will be for years to come
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>>740935082
i was about 100 pounds bigger than her, and don't get it twisted i may have treated this girl like complete shit when she was riding me and id be forcing her to take my dick in her ass when she is in tears, but i loved her, and i didn't want to hurt her, so i never got on top of her until she asked one day

i was changing music on my radio in my bedroom, she was laying on her back playing with herself, when she asks if i would get on top of her
>"you sure i won't hurt you?"
> "i want to see if you can"
>she puts a sexy face on and i'm already on her
>she guides my dick to her pussy and i start pounding her
>she digs her finger nails in to my back and it hurt but only fueled my thrusts, causing her to dig deeper
> this drives me insane, i push her throat down on the mattress with one hand, trying to hold my weight with the other
>she moves her hands from my back to the hand on her throat
>she can't breathe, i'm too rough
>she isn't pulling at my hand though, she's
cont.
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>I had a friend, let's call him Ron
>Ron's house was the highschool hangout
>We were over there almost every day getting faded and looking for parties
>We went to many parties but I never scored
>Ron's mom always flirted when his friends came over
>She was a lonely 30y.o. woman.
>9/10 body
>She had a muscular disorder so she was unable to walk
>Used a wheelchair.
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>>740935710
All I could think of after reading Doritos in this story was smells. Your nose is not prepared for the smells of sex. Especially when you are in doggy position and the girl "relaxes". Made we almost barf the first time and instantly lost my boner. I could never get into anal sex after that.
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>>740936175
You sure you haven't been fucking stank pussies? My current bf loves fucking me doggy style because he says I smell amazing and it makes him nut super hard
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>>740935777
>she's squeezing my wrist
>she's smiling
>"harder" she manages to squeek
>i'm fucking her as hard as i can, tell her to wrap her legs around me as my knees couldn't hold my weight without sliding to the bottom of the bed
>i loosen my grip with my left hand, just enough to catch a reaction, anything that would tell me to stop
>all signs point to both hands on throat
>my entire weight is on her, im squeezing her throat, she's got her legs wrapped around me and im fucking her little pussy, my head is next to hers, i'm not even looking at her at this point, only fucking this girl raw and enjoying every second (forgot to mention we stopped using condoms a week after our first time)
> i don't last long like that, and as soon as i pull out and cum on her belly, i saw what i had done.
>i stand up
>she's got tears in her eyes, recovering color to her face, and looking at the ceiling
>i'm almost devastated
>until she looks down/up at me and smiles
>"i love you master"

im out, bedtime
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>>740936357
she's right, some girls pussies absolutely reek, to the point where if you are hitting doggy style, your body is facing one way and your head is gasping for air to the side.

trust me bro i have been there, it was bitter sweet
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>>740936141
>She always flirted with me too
>I just brushed it off, she did that to everyone
>Then she makes me take down her number one night.
>I do it just to be polite, I'm still not totally convinced that she's up to anything.
>A few weeks go by
>She's still flirting with me
>She's crazy about me getting very explicit
>All of this is in front of Ron.
>One night three of us were over at Ron's place
>Ron had to go meet up with his date
>Other friend wanted to bail
>It's just me and her left there
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>>740926439
>be me
>OP's mom
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>>740936357
I've fucked both stank and fresh vagina. Over time it doesn't matter. What matters most is length of sex. Vagina will start smelling like piss after long sessions. Anal is even worse even with preparation. I have a strong sense of smell and it takes me a long time to get off. Smelling odors just takes me out of the element.
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>>740936494
>She wants me to come into the bedroom
>She's lying in her bed wearing only her bathrobe
>I tell her that I have to go
>She insists on me staying
>Says Ron probably won't care but we both knew that was a lie
>I tell her I couldn't do that to Ron
>She's flashing me her breasts and pussy the whole time
>I finally cave
>I rip her bathrobe off of her and make passionate love to her
>Finish on her stomach
>Get dressed and walk home
>1am get home and lie in bed
>I just lost my virginity to my best friends mother
>Find out later that Ron's dad was dead
>His mom told him on his 18th birthday that he didn't run off but he actually died.
>She's all he has
>I called her a few days later
>We screw again
>I can't finish
>Mfw I'm a garbage person.
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>26 year old kissless virgin approaching wizardry
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>Be me
>My dad
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>>740936948
Well nothing is going to smell like roses down there. Humans are pretty nasty. If it bothers you, try using scented >>>VAGINAL AND ANAL SAFE<<< lube (it does exist) or bring the aerosol in the room with you.
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>16 y/o
>dating girl for about 5-6 months
>been "hands-on" and head a couple of times
>in my parents' house, watching pulp fiction
>shes grinding on my lap in some ridiculously thin leggings as we make out
>dick pressing into her pussy, something we'd done Before
>both clearly jonesing for sex, finally ask after an hour of us dry humping
>she agrees, but we can't do it there
>we go to the park by my house
>I had gotten bjs there, pretty safe in terms of people showing up at 10PM
>discuss spots as shes got her hand down my pants in the car
>hands on my balls and rubbing my cock, decide fuck it, playground
>theres a tube thats barely big enough for two people
>we get in, condoms at the ready
>we make out first, my dick pressing into her again
>shes moaning about going already, I pull the leggings down
>fuckyes.mp4
>next come the panties, already damn soaking
>start pulling off my pants, but super cramped in the tube
>decide around my knees will have to work
>cock out, shes there with her legs spread as far as theyll go
>glorious shaved pussy
>about to spear this bitch, lining it up
>"what are you doing?"
>look up at her, confused as fuck
>huh?
>"the condom?"
>ohshitrightyeahthecondomfuck
>play it off
>"baby, just positioning myself"
>"oh okay"
>whew
>put the condom, fucker barely fits (day I learned im in the big boy club)
>finally got it on, kinda soft under the pressure of it all (and the rubber)
>line back up, laying on top of her
>put my cock to her pussy, my head barely slipped inside
>worried ill fuck up
>I look at her
>she just whispers
>"god i fucking want it"
>I go right in, halfway
>remember she said something about being gentle about 20 times
>keep the pace up, get into a rhythm
>within a few minutes we're fucking pretty hard, bruising ourselves up on the plastic tip and all the metal studs
>idgaf
>after about 20min I nut, and she's trying to do round two
>chill
>we bail, and as we're driving away, we realize we forgot her panties
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>>740934234
Anon, you touched my heart...
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>be me, 15, britfag in an all boys school
>mixed sixth form (seniors for amerifags)
>see a butterface/10 going to lesson, mates bet me £20 that i couldnt get her.
>challengeaccepted.jpeg
>Next few days i get to know her, texts got really sexual.
>decided to cam her, she spent the whole time teasing me with her double f cups.
>Get study leave for my GCSE's, perfect time as parents work all day and siblings at school.
>invite her over and up to my room
>I'm a bit nervous as its my first time so decided to ease into with a film
>choose to watch some shitty horror film so we would get bored
>15mins into the film we start making out
>she moves down to unbutton my jeans, pulls my dick out and starts going to town.
>30 mins later she looks at me thinking i'm going to cum soon(either she was shit or i masturbate too much).
>I got her up and bent her over my sofa her panties are wet as fuck
>pull them down and try to put my dick in she moaned and told me to do it gently
>she was too tight and couldnt get it in so i start fingering her and and stretching her out
>she's enjoying the fuck out of this, my fingers are dripping
>slipped my fingers out and my dick in on the same beat thinking i was smooth as fuck
>pumped 5 times and bust a nut early
>fuck it did what i needed to do
>said my brother was coming home soon told her she had to leave
>she cleaned her self up and left and i went to collect my £20.
>fucked her a couple more times after that then never spoke again.
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>>740937117

That stuff doesn't work well. The scented stuff can work for chicks if they don't like the scent of cock, but I personally don't like many lubes. Over time they are horrible and can irritate. The only one that i have used over the years that is constant and doesn't irritate vaginas are Sliquid products.
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>>740926439
>Me, 19, college
>Girl I've been into for a year
>Hang out a lot
>Finally get together
>Go on a couple of dates
>Crash in her dorm room (suite) one night
>Make out for a while
>Petting turns heavy
>Actually have a condom
>She's never done it before either
>"Wanna actually do this?"
>gonnadoit.exe
>Have amazing, uncomfortable, and awkward sex
>Actually last like, 20 minutes
>All those years of fapping paid off?
>Go downstairs afterward
>She smokes a cigarette
>Go upstairs, do it 3 more times cuz fun
>Date for a few years
>Bitch is fuckin crazy
>19 year old me was clueless about that shit
>Would've skipped it if I knew what I know now
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>>740937360
Damn, okay. I hope you find something that works for you my guy
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>>740928320
imagine if this was a real story
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>>740929404

you were a virgin until 43? lmao
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>18
>gf 17
>Halloween party at my house
>all my friends in the living room and kitchen drinking and smoking pot
>gf starts sucking me off and I finger her for a bit
>she wants to dry hump my cock in her panties.
>She gets really wet and asks me "do you wanna just fuck"
>she was a virgin too and we talked about fucking but never did because she was too afraid
>we have akward sex and I could barely get hard cus I was so nervous
>finally get hard and stick in it but she said my cock was so thick that it hurt her
Now I know my dick ain't thick but the biggest thing in her pussy before that was my own fingers
>she eventually got used to it after taking it
>finally start fucking her and she cums twice in 10 min
>she then blew me and I came on her face
>she cleaned herself up and we went back to my friends
>first question my friend asked me when I came in the room was "did you guys just have sex?"
>gf replied "yes"
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> be 23
> meet 18 year old on dating site, she is a virgin
> we live in different cities
> meet up after 2 weeks
> fell in love
> talk to eachother every day for 2-3 hours
> meet up again 4 weeks later
> have dinner, go to the park, go to my place
> undress her, holy shmokes her body is 10/10
> she is really insecure, start slowly
>
> im licking her pussy
> i am still not fully undressed, because i wanted to surprise her
> she pulls down my boxers
> she sees my big dick (which she later tells the tales to her virgin girlfriends)
> sucks it furiously although amateurishly
> fell even more in love with her
> put penis in vagina for 30 seconds, done
> flash forward, having 3 year anniversary this month
> the end
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>>740937562
I think we all would... my first time was awful and so were my next few. Good guys, awful sex. It doesn't get good until you've been around the block a few times.
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Story of me an the girl I lost my virginity to. Actual part is 3rd one down (nothing fancy, but ti's all there).
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>>740926439
Never. This is 4chan after all. Not a site for people who get laid. If you have or do on the regular, why would you even be here?
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>>740931445
I just cringed, thank you for that.
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>>740926439

>me 15, ex-gf 14
>broke up over insecurities
>gf chat with me on MSN messenger
>chat about good times, bad times
>she offers sex, I call bullshit
>she calls bullshit on my bullshit. says come over tomorrow, parents are gone
>quickly yahoo search how to please a girl

Day of reckoning
>she invites me to her house
>we go to her room, make out"
>clothes start coming off; i get this cold shivery feeling, probably adrenaline
>she gives me head. i get super hard
>i eat her out. she's moaning loudly so i think i'm doing well
>she wets the bed. i thought it was pee at first, but it didn't smell like it. first time i learned about a girl "squirting"
>she pulls the sheets off her bed, then pushes me on it and mounts me
>v-card swiped
>she rides me like a damn horse. felt awesome
>felt close to nutting. put her on her back and did missionary for a few seconds before i took my dick out and blew on her thighs
>she's giggling and playing with my shaft and balls. i feel light headed and collapse on the bed next to her

We fucked several more times throughout the year. She was dating other guys at the time, but she said I was the only one that could make her cum because I was willing and able to eat her pussy. Eventually I moved and could no longer have her as a fuck buddy. It was hard for me to get a girlfriend for the next few years because I was stuck on her.
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>be 17
>download dating app for funsies
>match w/ a cutie 7/10 face 8/10 bod
>seems nice and not psycho
>currently laying it on thick and she's sending pics
>score.jpg
>she invites me over
>penis says yes so I say yes
>meet this girl in person and she's TINY. real short and skinny with big titties
>going on about how she was in some musical that i didn't care about
>this girl sucks dick good. scary good.
>pussy was tight as fuck too
>we fuck for like an hour... i was too nervous to cum
>she's quiet at first but i accidentally did a thing and she got LOUD
>ohgodtherescumeverywhereisthatsupposedtohappen
>her pussy gets even tighter
>MCFREAKINNUT.jpg
>pass out almost immediately
>wake up at 4AM to this bitch making pancakes (she already said she was kicking me out at 6)
>cue small talk
>says she has something to say
>she's 14.
>SHIT.
>i get my clothes on and leave almost immediately
>mfw i was basically a pedophile
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>Be 30
>Been training for 18 years to get initiated into a local variant of Dragon Rouge
>The order requires I send the eldest member back to the ethereal monad through use of Chaos Magic in order to properly take his place
>Spend 3 days preparing sigil to manifest his liberation from the physical plane of the demiurge
>Decide to charge my sigil with divine creative life force
>Been celibate just for this moment
>Climax as I meditate upon the sigil
>End encounter by burning the sigil and releasing it upon the universe

Next week, get news that the eldest member died of a stroke 3 days after releasing the sigil and was immediately initiated as a full member for my discipline in harnessing and developing latent life energy. That is how I lost my virginity.
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I lost my virginity by having sex with a woman.
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>>740935323
Fucking kek
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>>740937842
My next few weren't bad, actually, but they happened years later. I think my DATING growth was stunted by the fact that I was in a relationship for a few years with the first person I had sex with, but hey, I was her first too. It gave me lots of time to get better at the sex part, at least, with someone who was also learning.

But yeah... lots of my friends got better though exposure to lots of different people. I got better through trial and error with one person. I guess my comment was more about relationships than sex, but I still feel like I missed out on an important part of sexual development in that I've never really done a lot of one-offs.
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>be 18
>met a girl online
>talk for a couple of weeks, exchange nudes
>talked about going out
>actually just gonna watch breaking bad in my dorm
>meet up with her at a mall nearby
>shessoshortandcute.jpg
>we take a cab back to my place
>everything's set up. laptop's connected to tv
>I lay my head on her lap and we just talk and discuss stuff while watching
>can't help but stare at her and her lips
>"hey anon, why do you keep staring at me?" she says as she licks her lips
>I jokingly say that she still owes me a kiss
>she smiles and says "well, you could've just said so earlier"
>she leans down
>nervous as fuck since it's also my first time to kiss a girl
>we make out quite a bit but we decide to continue after watching
>episode one ends and I go to my laptop to start episode 2
>this time she's the one who's resting on my lap
>she's kinda sleepy
>nibble on her ear a bit and she moans
>we make out again and this time i fondle her tits
>i apologize to her
>"it's okay anon, i didn't say you could stop"
>we make out even more
>she straddles me while I'm sitting on the couch
>fondle her boobs more and ask if I could see them
>she happily obliges and takes off her shirt and bra
>I start licking and sucking on her left nipple while I tease her other nipple with my fingers
>loudmoaning.mp3
>I unbutton her short shorts and ask if I could see her pussy
>she happily obliges again and takes off her short shorts and panties
>she starts grinding on my boner
>I lift her up and carry her to my bed
>I start eating and licking her pussy
>veryloudmoans.mp3
>after some time, she asks if she could suck my dick
>suggests that we start 69'ing each other
>she's licking and sucking my cock while I tongue fuck her pussy
>"hey anon, I bet you wanna put your cock inside me huh?"
>she stands up and gets the condoms from her purse
>she puts a condom on my cock and I fuck her missionary style
>I fucking blurt out "I love you" to her while we both cum
>never saw her again
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>>740927066
Plot twist, Justin posted this. This was the day his gf lost her virginity
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>>740938629
Statistically, 50% of people have shared a similar experience. You're not alone, anon.
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>>740936999
Check'd
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>>740934234
My boner died because of feels
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>be me, 14,after 8th grade
>some cutie added me on FB
>she messaged me
>we start talking and being friends
>one day she sends nudes,
>14 y/o freaks cuz it's my first nudes and she is 13
>I request more and she delivers
>one day dad has party
>I ask him to drive me to pick her up
>he says no, but tosses my the key to his Jaguar
>14 y/o me takes Jag (really illegally) to pick this girl up
>she's 45 minutes away
>whatever
>get her and me back safely
>me and her go to my room
>told my friend to come over and see her to prove she is real
>he leaves
>me and her start making out
>she starts blowing me
>then she starts riding me
>popped her cherry
>suddenly door busts open
>little 12 y/o brother sees this naked bitch on top of me
>yell get out and continue to fuck this bitch
>busted inside her
>piss and grab pizza
>her mom picked her up 20 minutes later
>never talked to her again

Shit was wild yo, I still have the nudes, and I'm 18 now. Gone to 3 virginities taken now
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>>740939009
Lmao almost the same happened with me
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>>740939175
I also got a 13y/o to blow me when I was 16 cuz I thought she was 15 (grade below me)
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>>740939175
I get why you think it's some kind of badge of honor to take v-cards. I really do. I used to not care about it. But after a while, I figured out that it's just not worth it. They get clingy, and they tend to assume that the fact that you fucked them means more than it does, and so it comes with a lot of emotional baggage.

You don't have to take my advice, but that's been my experience.
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>>740935092
Me too, Anon. I know the feels.
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>>740926439
>be me
>move to new school
>make a friend named will
>he's friends with a girl called zoe
>friends with will for 2 years and nothing notable happens
>I can get a gf so decide fuck the effort and turn robot
>seeing midnight screening Rogue One with will, zoe and some friends
>11 o clock
>waiting for it to be 12
>play truth or dare
>get dared to makeout with zoe's friend
>wriggle out of dare to avoid spilling spaghetti
>2 weeks later
>hanging out at the beach at night
>playing truth or dare again
>its me, will zoe and her friend
>get dared pretty tame shit
>get dared to makeout with zoe's friend
>say no
>get called a pussy
>I AINT NO BITCH
>fuck it , kiss her
>dares escalate
>zoe gets dared to suck my dick
>hesitant at first cause I'm insecure about my dick cause it has spots on it and shit
>all of us are virgins except will, cause he has a qt3.14 girlfriend
>he loves playing cupid
>zoe starts sucking
>feelsgoodman
>sucks my dick for about 5 mins
>dont cum so we carry on playing the game
>get dared to eat out zoe's friend
>yea okay I aint a bitch, I'll do it
> the final dare for the night is for me to finger zoe and her friend will they make out
>few weeks later we meet up again at same spot same time
>everyone is drunk as fuck
>zoe's friend is barely alive on the sand
>will is walking to the shops to buy some water
>zoe is going down on me, does this for about 2 hours
>Zoe's friend sobers up a bit
>will dares them to suck my dick at the same time
>psssh they wont do it, they're pussies
>mfw they actually do it
>night ends with zoe on her knees and taryn holding onto my arm while I jack off trying give zoe a facial
>tfw I can't cum because I'm jacked off so much
cont.
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>>740926439
>17 chilling with my gay friend who dances
>he introduces me to his 16 year old redhead friend who dances ballet proffessionally
>solid 8/10 at the time
>we hang out a couple times smoke weed chill
>she tries to impress me by doing standing splits
> thatshotbutI'dratherfightdudes.jpg
> nother party she starts making out with me
>first kiss
> we make out for a while
> she asks me if I want to go have sex
> think about how she wasn't what I had in mind but she would do in a pinch
> say yes
> we go to my gay friends room
>rail out 16 year old ballet dancer in a gay mans bed surrounded by marilyn monroe paraphenial
>whatever.jpg
>do it till I can't anymore pass out
>wake up next day stick it in her for a minute go out smoke some weed by myself
>fuck for a couple of months but then I go crazy and am like "nah, they're gonna kill me they can't get you too"

9/10 solid experience

physically every girl after that has been pretty much trash would have stuck with her if I really thought about it.

>TFW you fucked a 16 y/o redhead professional ballet dancer as your first
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>be me 2 months ago, age 21
>ugly baby face
>decide to grow a beard because i'm done with life and can't muster the energy to shave every morning
>sudden attention from a hot gril at my uni

>easter break happens, she gets drunk one night and texts me asking if i'm a virgin
>i lie and say no out of shame, said i fucked 2 girls before
>she buys it

>another drunk night for her she asks if i like her, so i say yeah, she ends up being my gf
>pretty happy with myself but now i have to prove i'm not a virgin
>researching all week

>finally get back together with her a week before uni starts again, we go back to her place
>firstkiss.jpeg
>pull my pants down, didn't realise i was leaking so much precum that there was a massive wet patch in my boxers, so i try hiding it with my hand

>sex happens and i get her to cum a number of times, the research really paid off
>might have taken me a while to find the hole, was a lot lower than i expected, also didn't cum the first round, used nerves as an excuse

>still with her to this day and she worships me as a sex god (owning a big dick and the ability to keep going straight after cumming helps a lot with that)
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>>740939552
oh I have no idea if she was a virgin and I've never fucked a virgin in my life, my personal opinion is I ain't trying to set no precedent. I'd rather fuck a girl that's fucked 50 dudes and then cums on my dick saying I'm the best honestly than some virgin that doesn't know shit. she took my v-card whether she knows it or not.
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>>740939552
whoops miss post.
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>>740939790
>Zoe's dad is pickung us up and dropping us all at our house
>zoe left a puddle of saliva on my pants when she was sucking my dick
>meet up again 2 weeks later
>Will says the dares of dick sucking is too tame
>dares me to fuck zoe
>pretty attractive 7/10 athletic small tits but she makes up for it with her ass, she's also white
>be nervous because its my first time
>she says fuck it whatever
>she blows me before I put on a condom
>spit lubes up the condom too much
>its kinda slipping off but too horny and nervous to know
>fuck her in missionary for a while
>we're both stiff as fuck like mannequins
>try to do doggy
>she queefs
>we go back to missionary
> fuck for a few minutes
>Will says he's bored and we should get back to truth or dare
>truth or dare was basically just dare at this point
>get dared to fuck her friend
>whatever I already lost my virginity no big deal right?
>she's a lot more fun to fuck
>start making out with her in missionary
>she rubs her clit while I fuck her
>do this for a while
>after a while she cums
>suprised because I thought it was hard for girls to cum
>fuck for a few more minutes while she tries to make me cum
>a lost cause
>night basically ends and we all go home
>Meet up with zoe whenever possible so we can fuck
>zoe's friend gets a boyfriend
>she tells him shes a virgin
>fucking kek
>Still regularly see zoe
>sex is so much better now than when we first started
>actually know how to properly have sex now
>all this because my mate was a fucking excellent wingman
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>>740926439
>19 years old
>kissless, hugless, virgin
>never really actually liked anybody before
>people are stupid
>lonley af though
>guess i should atleast try to find somebody
>on tinder
>match with girl on tinder
>in finals for college, tell her to add me on a game we both had interests with
>finals
>stop playing game after finals, started playing another game
>forget she existed for almost a year
>play the original game again
>20 years old
>very small friends list of only the people i want to play with consistantly.
>who the fuck is this????
>check note for their profile, i set it as "tndr grl"
>cringe at myself
>fuck it
>msg her again and try to see if she wants to play some games
>play games for a few days in a row
>find out she streams
>get to chill with her whenever she streams
>we start talking on skype
>find out she is from where we matched on tinder, but goes to school 7 hours away
>wat do
>continue to talk to her in the mean time, shes interesting
>feelings
>whoops.tmp
>talk to for hours a day on skype
>show her how to use photoshop whenever i felt like it
>her roommate is going to come down for a weekend, decided to go chill with her roommate while they were in town
>was fun
>hope she gets the scoop on me when her roommate goes back
>trying not to say anything about my feelings for her because it just seemed to desperate since we were so far away and the fact she was a streamer. didnt know if i was one of thoes blind streamer girl follower.
>go to vegas for a tournament
>she starts texting me about how she misses talking to me for most of the day on skype

cont?
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>Be me, 16 at the time
>7/10 from Norway (probably 9/10 for you NA fags)
>In Greece where you can buy a pack of smokes and a bottle of vodka when you're 12 y/o
>With friends for party vacation during summer break
>Gets drunk from 12 PM till we pass out every day
>One night at the bars we meet a group of Swedish guys that we started to hang out with
>Swedish guys also knew a group of Swedish girls that we meet up with
>Having a good time, everyone is shitfaced, random girls dancing topless on the bar, doing body shots etc.
>8/10 Swedish blondie starts flirting with me
>Toodrunktonotice.wtf
>At 03:00 AM everyone is passing out or going back to their hotels to have sex
>Walking back along the beach
>Walking with Swedish guys and girls that we met earlier
>My drunk ass says I wanna go and swim
>"I wanna swim too anon" - Swedish girl from before
>thingsareabouttogetwet.jpg
>Lay down in a sun chair on the beach with Swedish girl
>Start making out
>"I'm a virgin anon"
>Say it's okey, don't even bother telling her I'm a virgin too
>She starts rubbing my dick
>I pull up her dress and start fingering her (remember this for later)
>Clothes are flying off
>"Get a condom anon"
>Luckily i had one I took from my friend before
>Struggle to get the condom on
>Finally get's it on and go full penetration-mode
>She's too tight, it won't go in
>Tell her to get on top
>Hustonwegotpenetration.avi
>We fuck for a while, feel like my dick is gonna break in half because she is so tight (they don't chop off a part of our dick with a machete in EU when we are born)
>Random local Greek guy come up and asks if she can give him a blowjob while we are fucking
>*Stop cock-blocking bro*
>She get's freaked out so we leave, i was to drunk to cum anyways
>Dump the girl on the street and start walking back to my hotel
>I get back friends are sleeping, walk into the bathroom because i have to get the condom off
>Turn on the lights and see two of my fingers covered in dried blood
>mfw
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>iMeanIGuessSo...
>start going back to the room after events to chat it up with her
>had fun, got to enjoy both things
>get back from vegas
>start talking to her literary every second we were both infront of our computer

and awake.
>she starts telling me a bunch of personal stuff about her past
>started to get real invested
>its been 2 months since ive started talking to her
>been planning a "date" if the opertunity were to ever arise
>invite her over when she come back to her home town to stay with me for a week
>she accepts
>ahfak i didnt expect that to work
>if shes going to show up, probably should look more presentable
>go out and buy some decent looking clothes
>start working out and eating better to lose some weight
>lost 45 ( pounds by the time she shows up )
>she sends me a kink test
>tfw you dont really watch kinky porn, or porn really in general
>ahfak i dont know what shes expecting
>let her know about my unfamiliarity with the stuff she sent
>finds out im a virgin and just says lets me know that shes not judging
>tells me about her sexual past
>its intense
>find out the kink test was apart of a class project, cant tell if she wants the D or not
>if shes going to be here, i might as well be prepared
>do research, find somthing that i have a slight interest in
>go to lowes
>buy 50ft rope
>go home and attach 5 long strands to my bed
>one on all 4 corners, and 1 in the middle on the top of the bed
>start watching tutorial videos on how to do that shit

(2/6?)
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>>740932033
You don't deserve to have a best friend
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>>740940377
>>740940596
>as long as i could tie her down i could regulate how far we got as fast as i was comfortable with, without any pressure.
>thought of it as "safety rope" more than kinky rope at this point
>shes coming in 2 weeks
> :^)
> :^|
> :|
>talking on skype for atleast 12 hours a day at this point
>start combining all of the things i planned for the date
>it was a full day of shit. planned to go from 10am to 10pm
> and a box full of inside joke, and sentimental gifts
>if i only had one shot, one date. i wanted to make it special
> tell her that there was going to be an event at my school while she was in town and needed to bring down a dress
> :^^)
> shes coming down in 2 days
> oh fuk
>rooms a mess
>tell her that i cant talk to her the day before because it would make it more special seeing her for the first time
>tiny lie
>needed to clean room hardcore
>spend all day doing that shit
>get the box of shit ready, call to make all the reservations for the day date
>tells me shes showing up at 4:50AM
>i have class at 9am
>jesus...
>shes driving with her roomate atleast
>shows up
>she spaghettis
>stop driving in the middle of the road
>good thing its 5am and nobody is on the road
>finally get her to pull into the garage
>turns off car
>roomate gets out of the car
>she isnt moving
>takes her 5 minutes to get out
>she steps out
>oh fuck
>shes beautifull
>most akward hug of my life tho fam
>"try again, that was real bad"
>second try way better
>bring her inside and set her shit down
>asks where shes going to sleep
>(didnt have any room besides in my bed anyway so it made it eaiser)
>in my bed


(3/6?)
>>
>Me 17
>Start hanging out with my brother, nothing better to do
>Brother's girlfriend drives us to bottle store
>Buys tequila and Orange Juice
>As night progresses we drink Tequila and OJ
>I black out
>Brother's GF and me fucking as I come to
>MFW How did this happen

She's like a 5 ft hippo...
-100/10 would not fuck again
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>>740940717
>gdNight.tiff
>try to sleep as far away from her as possible so i dont invade her space
>wake up, go to class, she chills with her roomate and plays video games in the game room
>go home, make dinner
>watch tv together
>almost cuddle
>sleep, little closer this time
> same kind of shit this day
>make dinner, then go to late night class
>her roomate is going to come over and play some vidya on my computer
>needed a file for class
>remote desktop to grab it
>roomate is going though my files
>i had a notepad with all of my plans, and important things about her that i was writing down so i didnt forget
>ohfuk
>go home, and they are both talking about signing up for a fantasy league
>feel like she knows, but i dont want to say anything if she dosnt
>roomate leaves
>sleep
>its the day date day
>wake up, make breakfast
>tell her to get her dress on because its the day of the event
>get my suit on
>head out to the "event"
>park and start walking
>" where is the event happening"
>" there isnt an event, turn around "
>were going to paint potery
> go inside and start picking out our pottery shit
>" hey girl, can i see your phone for a second"
>"sure, why"
>i put that shit in my pocket and kept it for the rest of the day so that she could just enjoy the day and not sit there texting people all day
>off to next place
>mini golf, in fancy clothes
>10/10 would recommend
>next destination
>observatory
>walk around and go to the science center in there, take some pics
>next
>(planned our dinner so that when the food came out it would be the sunset n shit)
>goes great
>head back to the apartment
>get to the room
>tell her im going to take a shower and give her phone back
>text her to move my bed away from the wall, there was a present waiting for her
>she reads the letter i wrote, and goes through the stuff i got for her
>i come back
(4/6?)
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>be me in my junior year of high school (I was 16 at the time)
>working at a pizza place
> talk to manager who is 21 and senior in college
> start dating one day
> 2 weeks later her little brother is having a hotel party.... go with her to book the room
> I convince her to go inside to check out the suite
> start making out, we get frisky
>have amazing sex for an hour and a half

She came three times but I couldn't go the first time (i went too slow near the end).

Feels good man.
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>>740940880
Keep going anon. And please post pictures of her or someone who looks like her.
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>>740940875
Heard a similar story from a friend. You in California friend?
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>>740940880
>>740940880
>she says shes going to shower
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>welp, thats over i guess
>she comes back in and is silent for a good 5 minutes, asks if i was serious
>"obv you bum ass"
>just sit there and hut for a bit
> she asks if we are dating
>"oh jesus, i hope so..."
> cuddle and watch interstellar
>i put a saftey pillow between us so i didnt stab her with my dick
>the next day she said she wanted to kiss me
>im akward as fuck
>she says just to close my eyes n shit
>contact, it great
>so great
>do that for the rest of the night
>next day, says she can cum from nipple stimulation alone
>imONItBoi
>suck thoes babbies till she cums
>next day she says she really wants to make me cum
>she grabs my dick
>best shit ive ever felt in my life
>cum in like 5 seconds, she puts her mouth over my head and swallows
>"dont want to make a mess, now do we"
>instant boner
>she does it again, pass out
>next day we went to an ammusemnt park
>go home
>grabs my hand and puts it down her pants
>says to go exploring
>idk what im doing
>she seems to like it, shes shaking
>ohfuck shes cumming
>do that shit for 3 hours, she passes out
>hand is encrusted, looks like was was making dough and it all dried up on my hand
>go to sleep, got to bring her home to her parents tomorrow
>meet parents, make them food. she tells them we are dating.
>they invited me to stay ( they live 2 hours away form where i was living)
>stay the night, they go to work in the morning
>start fingering her again, she squirmed off the bed, onto the floor
>i jump down and start doing it again, more aggressively
>she squirts everywhere
>everywhere
>EVERYWHERE
>shes also on her period
>carpet is sportin that murder scene look
>ohfuck
(5/6)
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>>740941162
Fuck no, I live in New Zealand.

She still likes my brother even though they don't go out...

I'm so glad I met my current GF by comparison eeeek
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>friend and his family go out of town
>middle of the day
>pull Ford Explorer in their driveway
>we get in the back
>plenty of room
>she gets on top of me
>rides me
>instantly cum
>stayed in that parking spot all day
>could hear neighbors
>kept fucking
>>
>18 with my 18 gf
>melbourne cup (major horse race) day
>decided around midday that we were gonna do it
>7pm rolls around
>her parents are in the back lounge room watching tv
>her younger brother is in his room, probably fapping his life away
>we have sex on the rug in the front lounge room
>don't finish cause condom is too small/i'm nervous
>she comes three or four times
>she feels bad that I didn't come
>finishes me off with her hand
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>>740926439
>Be conceited teenager and tell myself I won't lose my virginity unless it's to a prefect 10
>pass up sex to quite a few 9s
>basically tell myself I'll never have sex
>be 24. Lipsinc some music video and post on myspace. Hundreds of views. Some girl in my town sees it and loves it. Girl is brunette with beautiful face. Perfect 10.easily.
>start writing messages. Get her number.
>try to call her, but she doesn't ever answer. Stops responding to messages.
>Gets married to some muscly jock.
>myspace dies

Cont
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>>740926439
The story of the Eskimo brothers

>be me
>be army strong
>best friends are over for this story I will call them bravo and foxtrot, both from my unit
>they both no longer have their v card, but I do.
>they both start talking about how many trenches they have stormed
>then foxtrot asks me "hey anon have you gotten any"
>I replied "no foxtrot, I never have. I've always been shy with the ladies"
>that's when bravo turned to me and said "anon, you are one dense mother fucker. You haven't realized that all these girls here will fuck about anything?"
>we were all in college, all in the army and fit. I didn't realize at the time that being fit is 98%of the challenge.
>I went to a catholic all boys school from kindergarten to my senior year and thus had zero game at all. I didn't even know how to say hi to girls and thus was a girl retard.
>all of a sudden bravo pulls out his phone and calls some chick he met and literally the first thing he asks when she answered was "hey do you want to fuck foxtrot, anon and myself at the same time tonight"
>I started laughing, fell to the floor and almost couldn't breathe
>I thought to myself this will never happen, foxtrot stand went full knife hand mode and pointed at bravo.
>foxtrot then said"hey man do you have any idea how much trouble you could get us in if she reports us"
>bravo hangs up the phone and says boys whiskey is on her way over, you better be ready for a good time.
>my jaw dropped to the floor, and I thought in my head "no way this is happening"

Long story short we gang banged this army chick, we are now known as the Eskimo brothers. Fucked this girl almost every weekend after that she was awesome. I miss the old days!
>>
Never.
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>>740941226
>>740941162
Dude... Dude.

Look at this shit.

I couldn't breathe when she was on top of me.
>>
>25 year old kissless virgin
>never had a gf
>meet girl on soc
>start a long distance relationship with her
>comes to visit me
>fuck her first day she's here
>cum inside her


That's it really. We're still together. We posted pics of us on /b/ recently. (I also sometimes post pics of her in those "pics you shouldn't share" threads)
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>>740941376
friends that lay together slay together.
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>be me 19yo virgin
>Shy as fuck kinds ugly
>Start playing league of legends with Swiss girl
>10/10 Thai Swiss girl (no cock)
>snakebites and belly piercing
>Start to flirt she wants to visit us
>Comes to visit from Swiss to Germany
>Ohshit.jpeg
>Few shitty normie things happen
>A few days later start kissing her
>Start taking off her shirt and pants
>Hyped as fuck first time seeing private titties
>OhShitNoCondom.jpeg
>Awkwardly abort the sexing
>she laughs "I'm on the pill"
>mood ruined tho
>next day I fuck her was fucking amazing
>we fuck every night
>she has to go back to swiss
>she was fucking insane going mad over the smallest things
>someone else kisses her
>cucked.JPEG
>she breaks up with me but ensures me it was not for the other guy she just doesn't love me anymore
>not sure if I got scammed for 2 Months of rent/living or if she really loved me
>atleast we fucked every day
>she tells everyone we didn't
>This was 4 Months ago
>still think about her
>mfw when
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>>740926439
>me and gf both 15
>shes very slutty
>reaches for my dick while making out
>tells me to fuck her
>get condom out my wallet
>slip it on
>struggle to get it in
>finally get it in
>thrust back and fourth for about 5 minutes
>blow load into condom
>pull out, covered in blood
>broke her hymen
>still together 7 years on
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>>740941460
Damn anon. Much respects 'F' .

Pussy is pussy. Least you're not a wizard.
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>>740931406
>high as fuck on acid
>nice ass but no tits
This nigga prolly went to the bathroom took a deuce on the floor, fucked it and threw it at the sink, and ran out of the mcdonalds and fell asleep under a bridge
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>>740941533
post pic of asshole
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>>740941611
Fucking kek
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>>740932483
Double rape.
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>>740941587
I can't even remember how that shit happened.

It's like Nightmare on Elm Street, but instead of a nightmare you get pussy instead.

Even though you're right, would not go there again
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>>740941204
>go to lowes
>buy carpet cleaner
>scrub it for hours
>finally comes out
>return that shit
>come home right before her parents, make them dinner again
>they tell me to just stay until she left back to her summer job back up where she went to school
>stuff goes on like that for a while, she keep saying she really wants to have sex
>i just want to make sure she isnt going to leave
>so i tell her we would after i came back from visiting my parents 2 weeks
>i bring her back up to school
>head back home to go visit parents
>talk to her on skype, miss the contact with her
>get back to my apartment after the 2 weeks
>buy a ticket to go visit her
>go buy condoms at the cvs
>its-a-time
>get up there
>12pm
>watching danny darpo or some shit, she took a molly pill
>tell her im tired and want to head back to her place to go to sleep
> :^)
>get back, start toutching her
>i asked if she rememberd what i wanted to do once i got back
>she got real close and wispers to me "are you ready anon"
>ohgodyesplz
>she starts blowing me
>so soft
>warm, wet
>deep thoating the fuck out of me
>after 5 minutes cum
>start doing things to her, she pushes me down after a bit
>puts condom on me
>grabs my dick, slips me inside
>her thighs were soaked
>actual drippage was rolling off her knees and down to her feet
>shes riding me
>it was splashing everywhere when she would impact
>im just looking at her, happy as ive ever been
>realise im sitting there stone faced
>not moving
>domo-arigato mr.roboto
>she dosnt seem to care
>molly is working in my spaghetti favor tonight
>she keeps cumming
>i cum, now with 20 minute long lasting formula
>make out for a bit & fall a sleep
(6/6)
for the person asking
she has a scarry resemblance to harrietsugarcookie
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>>740931839
More
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>>740927876
>drunk to the point i blacked out
>still got an erection
sure
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>>740929349
Still a long fuckin dry spell.
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>>740941587
I imagine her pissy was like ones sleeve though.
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>>740941780
Damn son, you hit the pot of gold at the end of the fucking rainbow with that one. Definitely a good screenshot greentext dump for future use.
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>>740941923
I bet I could fit my head in it.

She said I was bigger than my brother... That's even more awkward than fucking her.
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>working 3rd shift
>work with a few hot nurses
>count meds together at the end of my shift
>tells me her husband is out of state for 2 weeks now and is bored.
>invite her to a bar and watch tennis
>both shit faced
>we uber back to her place
>started eating almond chocolates
>after about an hour i got less nervous and started making skin contact
>wrapped her in 1 arm and loomed at her
>started kissing
>1st time encountering a tongue sucker.
>started looking for her vagina with my hand. Fuck it move it everywhere!
>we went to the couch and we started taking off our clothes
>nice c cups and pinkish nipes
>she lays down and i tried to finger her a little more
>got my face close to her pussy this time so i know what im touching. Smells a little like pee.
>not eating her out like in porn
>i was still soft so i began rubbing my dick on her pussy lips.
>finally stuck my dick in
>so wet. Better than lotion
>her pussy was grippy
>feels good man
>i tried to last longer by pulling out and squeezing my tip.
>after 10-15 minutes i felt like cumming
>told her i was about to cum
>and i came in her
>feels good empty balls
>gave her a kiss on the lips
>then went to the bathroom to clean up
>thought about sleeping in my bed
>stayed the night at her place.
>good cook
>work together as normal but with more smiles
>in a new job now. Only have 50+yo nurses.
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>>740941376
don't care if fake I had a good giggle thanks m8
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>>740941351
Cont

>find her on Facebook and add her. She accepts
>still married to that guy
>don't talk to her at all.
>one night, I shit you not, had a hot dream about her. Dreamed I was fucking her in a resort
>wake up. Blown away by this hot dream.
>I'm not a particularly handsome guy, but I have my moments. I basically started becoming nihilistic about have hot girls as friends on Facebook and basically send them sexual messages in hopes that they block or delete me.
>decide to tell the perfect 10 about my dream. At least she'll know I was attracted to her once she deletes me.
>decide not to do it...
>instead I decide to just tell her I had a dream about her.
>just tell her a vague story about how I had a dream about her and we were in a resort hotel.
>She keeps asking questions. Like, she asks what she was wearing. I respond, "A thong..."
>She knows, but keeps asking. I tell her the whole dream. She says she's turned on. I go to myself, "Wtf???? She actually isn't grossed out by me?"

Cont
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>>740941997
Pics of your brothers vagina.
>>
>be 14
>have a flat chest gf that is a month older than me
>already has experience
>knows I'm shy as fuck
>we make out
>I'm on top of her naked
>she guides my diamond dick inside her
>"you know where it is?"
>"y-y-yes"
>slowly start to move
>don't feel that much because I'm nervous as hell
>cum inside her after a few seconds
>we continue kissing
>she breaks up 3 weeks later letting me fuck her only one more time (this time we were drunk and I fucked her until she asked me to stop because it hurt)
>>
Sorry, first greentext story so it's gonna suck

>16 years old (legal age in my country)
>was at party near ex bfs house
>suddenly feel kinda weird
>drink got spiked
>oh shit wtf do I do
>call ex bf to come pick me up
>he takes care of me until I start to sober up
>with me almost sober, he decides now is the clearly perfect time to have sex
>he has to talk me into it and try convince me
>he succeeds
>proceed to virginity loss
>wasn't awful but wasn't good
>just kinda confused and lying there trying to be sexy and failing completely
>still slightly too fucked to really feel anything
>he finishes within 5-10 minutes
>he's barely finished cumming when he runs over to his laptop and plays "I just had sex"
>we eat ice cream after
>it was kinda cute in a really fucked up stupid kinda way
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>>740941780
only actually good story on this tread, please post more shit like this you fucks. nobody wants to hear your failed or shitty attempts
>>
>>740942374
Perfection
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>>740942411
Why don't you share something faggot? I bet you're still a virgin.

If there's anything more shitier in this world, it's some fucking cunt like you who doesn't contribute to our circle. Have you forgotten the motto of our appraisal?

Share how you lost your virginity. Otherwise, GTFO you kissless swine!
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All these people getting relationships and getting laid before they even turn 16 yet here I am destined to go well beyond wizard powers.
>>
Damn my thread is still alive with no bumps after like 4 hours :)
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>>740942443
Lmao Thanks. It's a boring story compared to most but it's a nice/embarrassing memory of kids being stupid kids, y'know?
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>>740942512
fine
i was 15
fucked girl in bathroom stall durring lunch along with the line of other guys waiting to do the same
they called themselves
the "virgin master blaster sisters"

my story sucks, im asking other people to share their good stories and not shitty ones like mine
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>>740942628
>virgin master blaster sisters
Fucking kek m8
>>
>18
>Fuck a 32 year old black escort
>Still very hot and THICC
>Came after 15 min but she was nice enough to let me have another go
>Fucked for about 1.5 h in total
>Cost about 150 Euro (also did anal and she gave oral)
I still visit her sometimes.
>>
I lost mine 45 minutes ago
>>
> Being 16
> Gf was 14
>Alone at her granny's house
> She put on makeup cuz i said she will look cute, but it was just a shitty work of mascara on her eyelashes
> Just chatting and kissing till she asked me if we could do something funny
> Opened a cupboard with various bottles
> Vodka? WhyNot.jpg
> Next 5 minutes were about coughing and laughing
> We started getting horny (like always, but most of the time we just touched mutually)
> Walked to bed and started kissing and taking clothes off
> Usually we stop at underwear but at this time panties and boxers were off too
> I do not remember so clear (I'm really fucking sad) she was kind of jerking me
> Asked if she could make love to her, we were looking at each other's eyes
> Kissed her and started putting it slowly
> She started moaning a bit cuz of pain, but i was being gentle
> She was crying a bit and her mascara were dripping
> Being like this for 10 minutes and stopped cuz i was freaked out, maybe it was being a bit painful to her
> I didn't have a condom, but I didn't cum inside
It were a little bit weird, and it is not like the perfect first time, everytime i think about that i feel a bit guilty cuz it were pleasant just for me. Eventually we had normal sex a lot of times, until we broke because we were a couple of horny motherfuckers and we thought about sex all the time.
>>
on chrismast with my 14 years old cousin. stolen some alc from family and one thing leads to another.
miss this old times =(
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>>740929307
lost to this
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>>740926439
>be 18
>working for an electronics retailer
>Panasonic rep is there to promo their TV's
>she doesn't know what LCD/Plasma/LED is
>shes mixed race thicc 6/10
>I'm covering for her shitty knowledge and making dope sales. She's setting it up and I'm knocking em down. Dream team.
>commission.jpeg
>My family is having a big BBQ
>parents hire bouncey castle for kids
>I invite her over so I got some people my age
>8pm we are falling over drunk
>kick kids off bouncey castle
>adults time
>party dies own and parents move it indoors
>deflate bouncy castle
>We still bouncing and fall on each other
>start making out
>start banging on half deflated castle
>it's fully deflated and we at it like rabbits
>cum in her
>lay there just chatting till past midnight
>fall asleep
>wake at 5am
>vomitinabush.png
>she packs her shit up and goes home
>only non-crazy I ever been with
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>>740929404
Emotional, funny and full of passion, you should make a movie
>>
>be me 17, skinny virgin nerd
>have no standards for myself or others
>dating cute chub 16 year old
>she was an absolute bitch and got off on emotionally abusing me for a year (too young to know it)
>tells me she's not a virgin imokaywiththis.jpg
>mention sex on and off for a while
>one day invites me over when parents aren't home
>make out for a bit in living room, get on the floor naked
>try to put it in but she's getting nervous as hell
>justthetip
>"wow anon now you're not a virgin he he"
>weeks later
>invites me over again
>in bedroom, making out, asks if I want to do it again
>get on top, try to push it in, she's resisting
>tells me to push it in
>"oh sorry anon I'm just coming off my period he he"
>starts to relax and manage to fuck multiple times that morning
>exhausted and barely able to function for the rest of the day
>months later
>break up
>"I was a virgin before you anon fuck you"
>mfw I was too inexperienced to know she was a virgin
>mfw I will never go near another virgin again
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>>740943088
>bouncey castle
>adult time
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>>740943448
If I know one thing about virgins (and I do) it's that they always hold a soft spot for you. You can smash her again at any time by just hitting her up
>I do it with my ex
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>>740943564
Yeah man. Bouncey castles are fun at any age
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>>740943599
Don't mind, at parties, i take a part of the adult's turn at bouncy castles too lol. Tought we only do that on my family
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>>740926439
First time greentexting, I hope it's not too bad
>Be 16
>Have female friend / classmate
>Flirting a bit
>Don't end up in a relationship because I'm autistic
>Go to university
>Around that time, find out she was in love with me the whole time
>Fast forward 6 years
>22, living in another town
>Find out said girl moved in same town for work
>Get in touch, start flirting again
>Obviously still loves me
>Decide that she'll make an awesome girlfriend
>Have sex for the first time
>Awkwardasfuck.avi
>Continue until we're both exhausted
>None of us came
>Try again another day
>It gets better
>Bareback because we're both virgins and she's on the pill
>Fast forward 4 years
>Still together
>Both in love
>We plan to have a baby
>Also plans for mariage
>Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.exe
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>>740942554
Don't worry anon I'll fuck you :)
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>>740942761
Enjoy your aids
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>>740943805
t. virgin
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>be me
>16 7/10 dating a crazy redhead
>Visit hers for her birthday
>Parents leave for work
>Just me her and sister
>Watching shitty movie
>Head to bathroom
>Hear chick whisper come to my room
>Walk in alpha asf cock out
>Gets on her knees and sucks me off a while
>Continue alpha asf, getting her into bed and in position
>Private Dick ready for mission
>No condom but w/e
>Let off a few decent pumps before mission aborted
>Came inside
>FuckMyLife.jpg
>Manage to get morning after
>Relationship went downhill and ended with me cheating on her 3 times.
>That was the day I learnt to not stick my dick in crazy
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>>740933333
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>>740943883
Horse
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>>740943883
Sauce on this?
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>>740929230
I love that show man, you should watch it on LSD
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>>740939175
Post them if you still have them
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>>740944089
OC from a German forum. Could post more but the files are too large for /b/.
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>>740936958
be the father your friend never had asshole
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>>740944434
This.
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>>740939175
post the fucking pics or don't mention them at all (at least don't say you still have them)...
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> be me 15
> gf was 17 and very slutty
> at her grandparents
> we're baked af
> we're both horny af
> start making out
> take her panties off, too horny to care
> she asks "if i have ever done this before"
> say "no" and just stick it in her
> proceed to fuck her brains out
> she's loving it but i'm having trouble cuz first time
> tell her i can't cum, she then gets on top and rides the shit out of my dick
> after 5 mins i finally cum inside but she was on the pill so it was all good
> 10/10 shit was potent
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>>740931445
>skin tags
dropped
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>>740926439
>gf
>both 17
>we sex, shes in pain
>lasted like half a year en kept fucking like 3 times a day.
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>>740944431
Link to Forum?
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>>740926439
18 year old
first time ever getting a blowjob
gf went down on me on a leather couch
excitement proved too much
as she's sucking my dick i let out a fart that id been trying to hold for ages
comes out slow, really loud since its on leather
she laughs, blowjob over

fml.
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>>740943775
Same
me and my brother rented one of those huge slides one day just cos we wanted to do backflips and shit down it
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>be me 19
>still virgin, depressed af
>bring back home from party a girl 5 years older than me
>i'm drunk as fuck
>lay on the back
>she put a condom on my dick
>fuck for a solid 10 seconds
>erectiongone.mov
>too much drunk
>lick her pussy and make her cum
> at this point don't know if still virgin or not, does this count?
>she sleeps on my arm, don't sleep for the entire night
>the morning, i look at her for the first time with light, and think looking at her ugly face:"what the fuck"
>disgusted.jpeg
> one year later i fuck my bestfriend's hot girlfriend
>not virgin anymore
>not depressed anymore

still doesn't know which time is my real first time. Do you have to cum or not to not be a virgin anymore?

sorry for my retard english
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> be me 15
> parents own huge penthouse downtown
> throw a party
> get trashed and police come to shut it down
> everyone leaves except a couple of my close friends and a few women we were hooking up with through out the night
> penthouse only has 2 rooms but has huge open corridors that were sectioned off with giant drapes
> think Aladdin's palace
> take girl into one of these sectioned off "rooms"
> shes 15 in the same classes as me and has been eye fucking me forever, kinda of a slut
> feel like a king in this palace with a horny bitch on my lap
> take off clothes
> wanted to eat her out but couldnt take the smell or taste
> started sucking my dick
> tells me have a big cock
> ego flys through roof as i consider my self average
> take condoms out after some a whle
> takes forever to get them on
> rip 2 in the process but third one stays
> hard to get it in her in the beginning
> last and final condom rips
> feel like a fialure cause that was my last one
> tells me to take off broken rubber and fuck her bare
> spit on my cock and shove it in
> she starts pushing me back to slow me down
> pain in her face
> told me how to rub her clit properly
> start getting a rythm and going deeper
> scared i was gonna cum too soon
> so scared i sike myself out and i dont cum at all
> fucked her raw till she couldnt handle it anymore
> everytime she told me to cum it just made the feeling go away
> afterwards i come out with her from our sanctuary
> people were staring obviously knowing what went down
> defeated felt really bad i didn't cum
> could tell she was disappointed as well
> give her a robe from one of the closets as we were in beach attire
> getting late
> kick the girls out
> all my buddies told me they could hear everything
> at school on monday saw her
> kind of awkward with her till we get drunk at another party and fuck on my friends floor in his room

the first time was honestly shit. I was inexperienced and just awkward. Second time was much better.
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>>740945466
my attorney is currently drafting the suit
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Oh shit, forgot to mention that after shorty and I fucked, she told D and I quote "Anon is bigger", it's an inside joke between D and I

For context I was around 7 inches long and 2 inches wide at the time, I'm just a little bigger now.

Cont.
>shorty tries to get me to fight guys on her behalf for no reason, I'm a rational and reasonable human being and understand that she's a complete psychopath
>even makes false rape allegations against D
>I'm with him, 100%, and promised to take his side
>we run off to his house and microwave the chip that held the vids and pics of D and shorty fucking
>cut it in half myself, slash my hand in the process.
>it turns out fine, she withdraws the allegations - didn't tell anyone else thankfully.
>sad about how we lost the nudes
>once the year ends I break up once she moves to Germany so she wouldn't spread false shit
>D moves to Hawaii and I stay where I am, still keep contact.

I take his teachings to heart, now I'm pretty functional in society. I'm not sure if I got everything though, but I came here to fap but instead wasted my time texting this.
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>>740942104
Cont

>the dream thing passes and I don't talk to her for several months
>one day
>she makes a status update.
>says she's having a hard time
>send her a message about how she can call me. She admits her marriage is failing and her husband just walked out
>we finally agree to meet
>Tell her to come to my place
>says she'll come over. 4 hours later, she still hasn't shown up.
>I fall asleep
>turns out this girl spends 4 hours doing makeup (I only realized this is what took her so long her first night by now thinking about it, because I saw her do it one time)
>so she agrees to see me at her place the next time.
>we hang out a few times. We make out. Eventually, I force my way mouth to her puss and eat her out.
>decide to lose my virginity to this girl.
>bring my HD Camera Every time I come over
>lose my virginity to a perfect 10 who is married in her wedding bed
>record the whole thing on video
>eventually decide to go back and fuck all the women I passed up.
>the 10 gets back together with her husband
>lost my virginity at 27.
>I'm 32 now. I've fucked 54 women after that. Bars, pof, tinder, night clubs, chicks I picked up at malls...
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>>740929404
You know if this site true it's funny how the world works. If you had just looked up once this whole situation would never have happened. Butterfly effect
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>be me 17
>see a 6/10 girl at where I worked
>she has glasses and tiny tits
>shes 18
>trick here to give me her Facebook
>ask for a date
>she loves me instant
>2nd time she is at my house
>I touch her boobs, they're like mosquito bites
>we fuck
>can't ejaculate because of heavy antidepressants and antipshycosis
>finally not a virgin anymore
>she starts dating my best friend
>feelsbadman.jpg but I'm not a virgin anymore:)
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>>740935590
kek
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>be 14
>girl 15
>teases me everyday
>one night I sneaked out
>knockonwindow.exe
>opens it an start licking her salty pussy
>don't want to lose time and start fucking her pussy
>father knocks on door
>Is everything alright?
>yeah
>she came, but my boner was gone
>make it many times after that

I think her father noticed my. Very nice guy since then. She had just scum after that.
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>>740926439
>18 at Uni
> three months in, Her bday party just before xmas hols
> Massive crush on her, friendship group, invited to her halls to stay, massively got in her good books by buying eye makeup (heard listening to what girls focused on about themselves was a good way into their pants)
> Massive night out, many vodka red bulls. Went outside 'for a cigarette'- (Warehouse party) fingering her and her hands down my boxers
>Bouncers tell us to go inside and quit it or fuck off
> I think fuck off is a better idea, thanks
> We get a taxi, have to basically carry her up the stairs, she's so bad she's head in toilet for a while, holding hair back, pissed off and grossed out.

>A couple of hours later, both a bit more sober and sitting in bed with duvet over our laps rubbing each others legs like we know we want each other.

The reason for not just going out and doing it? Her hot best friend is in there with us having drunk conversation.

>Best friend eventually goes to sleep on mat on the floor, I and this 9/10 sexy brunette start making out, I go down on her under duvet for a few minutes
> She says come up, she wants me in her

Holy fuck yes.
I'd like to say I railed her and we had a wonderful time..

> I fucked her in absolute silence for 5/10 minutes, feeling quite intense as we didn't want to wake her mate
> feeling like a god that I'd managed it with this girl
> Pull out, both sleep, then leave and get home with most massive smile on face, flatmates tell INSTANTLY and I become the 'dirty stop-out' (Leeds Uni, woop)

Later asks during uni if I came inside her, I freak out momentarily but says she was on the pill.

Could have fucked her on a number of other occasions but was seeing another girl in our social circle so no go. Real shame.

TLDR: Was shit sex but load off my mind (and balls), no. 2 was also shit and she essentially walked out after I came, no 3 I was with for 2 years and we fucked on average 3x every day were together. Really, REALLY good sex.
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>Be me 15 freshman
>At shitty, freshman only, dance
>Go alone because it's better than being bored at home
>Everyone gets breathalyzer because edgy 15 year olds drink because edge
>Whole gymnasium segregated, boys west side girls east side because beta fags, including me
>Actual dance with a few girls during slow parts
>A lot of the girls say "Anon, you are the only boy who's hands aren't sweating"
>Like I said betafags, can't even dance with girls.
>Talk to one girl the rest of the night, call her Jay
>After dance go to car
>Right before I take off one of Jay's friends knocks on window
>"Hey anon you wanna hang out with us at Jay's"
>I'm tired but fuck it I go
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>>740946906
>At Jay's
>2 other betafags and 3 of Jay's friends are here
>Awkwardly quiet because Jay's parents are sleeping
>One of the betafags was pretty funny and laugh a little too loud
>Jay's sister, we'll call her Kel, comes downstairs in PJs, tank top, no bra(pokies) and pajama bottoms.
>(Jay and Kel seem to get annoyed with each other very easily)
>Jay is like 7/10 Kel 10/10
>Kel is a year older
>Hangs out downstairs with betafags and Jay's friends
>Kel and I start talking, and I could tell Jay wasn't happy about it.
>4AM need to get home ASAP before parents find out I was gone all night
>Get in car put in Green Day CD
>Kel opens door and scares the shit out of me
>She laughs and asks if I could drive her around for a while
>She's insanely hot so of course I'm gonna drive her around
>We go on dirt road down to river and sat on the hood
>"Anon, this is really beautiful." she leans on my shoulder " It's things like this that make life worth living.
>*raging erection but it's dark so no visual evidence*
>Sit with her on my shoulder for a few minutes before I start to get up. (Really need to get home)
>She pulls me back down
>"What?"
>"Don't you wanna stay, Anon?"
>"Of course but I need to get home"
>"Just a little longer" *makes a sad face "For me"
>"Fuck it, I'll stay"
>*squeals* *hugs me*
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>be 16 at a guy friend's house
>4 girls, 6 boys including myself
>get kinda drunk from guy's father's homebrew whiskey
>one dude starts harrasing a 8/10 blonde
>do nothing of it cause i don't care
>trying to find a decent bed so i can get some sleep
>most of the people decide to stay too
>pull two beds and a mattress together
>8/10 decides to sleep between me and the wall so she can be away from the guy harrasing her
Cont?
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>>740947190
>Ohfuck.jpg
>(She has my erection pressed into her
thigh but doesn't even flinch)
>Finally lets go of me "Anon, you're so cute. Why don't you have a girlfriend?"
>(I didn't think any of the girls in my class were good girlfriend material, most were 6-7/10 and bitchy)
>"I don't know, guess I don't really like talking to any of the girls in my class."
>"You like talking to me right"
>"Yeah, your way more chill than they are"
>She lunges on me and start molesting my mouth with hers
>I don't object
>She's grinding my thigh hard, she takes off her shirt
>She opens the back door and lays in the back seats
>Very tight squeeze ;)
>*reach down her pjs* waterfall.jpg *finger her for awhile*
>*undo my pants* "oh shit I have no no condoms"
>"I'm on the pill"
>Thank you god
>*pull down her pjs to reveal her tiny bush*
>*Penetrate her slowly* (holy fuck that feels good)
>Pop her cherry
>*little shriek followed by "keep going"*
>Her pussy grips my cock as I pull back
>She lets out a few soft moans and we make eye contact for the rest of the experience
>*Start to pump at a good pace not fast but not slow* *start rubbing her clit*
>her eyes roll a little toward the back of her head
>"Don't stop"x50 makes me wanna bust instantly
>*squirts all over the back seat*
>*I cum inside her*
>"Holy shit" I say out of breath
>She sits up we kiss
>"That was great"
>All the windows are steamed up
>I take her home
>I go home myself to find parents eating breakfast
>"Where were you Anon they ask calmly"
>*me thinking of lie* "I stayed the night at Justin's"
>*lie works* go to my room fall asleep
>Kel and I date until she went to college
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>I was about 11 she was about 10
>We used to ride our bikes around all the time into the woods n shit
>wait a min I need to pee
>she asks if she can watch
>sure
>finish pissing then she asks to touch
>err sure
>get hard
>she sucks it
>feelsgood.mpeg
>she asks if I wanna see her pussy
>damn right
>I ask if we can do the sex
>she agrees
>manage to insert child peen
>pump away
>orgasm
>no longer a faggot
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>>740947295
>the girl is 16 with a nice ass, b-cup tits and a pretty face
>i am a terrible beta fag and don't care
>don't think about having a woman next to you in a t-shirt and panties
>you are a good virgin
>wake up an hour later to a certain warmth on my chest
>her t-shirt has run up and uncovered most of her
>she is now sandwiched against me and the wall
>get a boner cause, why the hell not
>she giggles
>wtf this bitch is as awake as one can be
>mumbles something and turns ass against me
>diamonds.jpeg
>first ass dick has felt
>he likes it
>shorts are tented
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>>740947295
Why do faggots post half a story and then add cont? At least fill the fucking text box you fucking lazy nigger.
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>>740947874
>decide i will try and sleep
>im too young for sex
>she doesn't think so
>i guess she is annoyed I don't do something
>runs her hand behind her
>pulls down my shorts
>undewear is overrated
>dick touches panties
>she isn't liking that
>she needs skin to skin contact
>panties go down
>dock is now hotdog
>10 minutes of rubbing
>it feels moist
>it feels tight
>bust a nut
>hear her whisper
>its in, and you could have atleast warned me
>bitch i don't know what I'm doing
>she on the pill
>its all good
>5 years later she's still my gf
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>be me 15
>spending night at my friends house his parents are gone
>about 5 of us, including his sister and cousin rest are guys
>all get high as fuck, and drunk the during the day
>go inside to take a piss
>his 15 year old cousin is in the kitchen let's call her Emma
>realize that she's pretty hot
>D's and fat ass, dark hair and big lips
>"hi anon want some food?"
>she's taking care of us cuz she isn't fucked up
>I walk in the kitchen and hug her from behind, were friends so wasn't weird
>start to get hard, cock is right in her in between her ass
>kiss her neck she lets out a light moan
>dry humping and grinding
>"anon we can't right now, I'll text you tomorrow morning"
>kisses me on the lips and grabs my cock, then goes outside
>Next Morning
>sleeping in the living room, still high and drunk from the night before
>I wake up before my friends everytime I'm with them
>she text me "come in their parents bathroom anon"
>walk in there, she's got her shirt of, and just a bra and panties
>Diamonds
>make out, then she gets on her knees and gives me head
>fuck she is amazing
>takes her bra off and let's me titfuck her
>"You want to fuck me Anon"
>she lays down on the floor and takes her panties off
>get on top and slide it in, no condom
> she's wet as hell
>"Anon we need a condom"
>I brought one in and put in on
>back to fucking
>tits are bouncing she's moaning and I feel like I'm doing good
>she rides me reverse, I start to finger her ass, it just felt right
>"anon that feels good"
>she's cums twice
>"anon I want you to cum on my tits and my face"
>she lays on the floor I titfuck her
>begs for cum
>I'm gonna cum
>starts sucking me and deepthroats my whole cock
>titfuck for about 20 more seconds, cum everywhere, on her tits, she was sticking out her tongue waiting for it gets in her mouth and in her hair
>I sit down between her legs
>she grabs my cock and puts it back in her pussy
>"I'll see you tonight anon"
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>>740931597
You're too young to be saying that anon. My best success was to date outside the major. If you really want to be rounchie go to a frat party or get invited since sorority girls always tag along. Good luck!
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>>740948561
We fuck again that night, she let me put the tip in her ass, and cum in it. We fucked off and on for the next couple months. I started dating another chick, but Emma still wanted to fuck. Once me and the other hoe broke up, we started fucking again. She got on the pill and I started cumming in her. But I never wanted to date her, so we just kinda stopped one day.
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>>740932033
So when are you going to tell your "best friend" his girls a hoe and should find a new one?
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>>740926439
>be me
>21 year old virgin play wow
>mate says he wants to come round cause he got in the shit for lying to his missus
>she later asks him if she can come to my house with a friend for drinks
>shes dropping hints to her friend all night to sleep with me
>gets to the end of the night we all want to go to bed says for the friend to sleep in my bed
>got a single bed
>FML
>tell them i cant
>offers to go to there house for bigger bed
>get to the friends house with king size bed
>get in bed
>lay there for like 2+hours
>finger her with 1 finger
>night ends
>get round 2 cause my mates girlfriend say some shit to her friend to come back round for "movie night" a night later
>realize that i'm a little beta bitch boy man up and take control of the situation and fucked her that night
>done
pic related
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>>740933376
maybe, my custom is to always lock the door after I get in my room, even my gf does it since I always say to lock the door.
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>>740926439
gangbanged some older chick in my buddies basement while she did lines. good times
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Was 20 met some random chick off tinder and within one day she sucked my dick. She had ass but her tits just weren't good enough imo. I fingered the fuck outta her also.
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>be 18
> Never had sex
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>>740926439
>22 with a toothless slut who couldn't be any smarter than a box of rocks (7/10 if you disregard the meth mouth)
>we're in my bed, I do my best to contain autism
>Think I did good
>take off her panties, start fingering her
>fingers literally smell like ammonia
>after jerking off for 5 minutes i put my penis in her; instantly goes soft like butter in a pan
>start fucking anyway, she tells me it's not in
>somehow still cum while completely soft
>run out of my own house
>she lyfts home

Did I lose it?
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>be me, 15
>gf is over and we know we about to fuck
>lock my door
>Pull her pants off
Remember some shit I read that you need good fore play or the girl will never fun
>resist urge to just ram my pork sword in her
>she rubbing my dick through my boxers
>I'm rubbin her clit
>me being a faggot, I cum within 30 seconds of her jerking my dick while making out
>it got awkward for a second
>resort to back up plan
>slap her and flip her over
>stick benis in her pussy
>fuck it, she's liking it
>solid minute of humping when I'm about to nut
>I tried pulling out but she threw back at that exact moment
>imafathernow.jpg
>We both freak out, I go tell my mom to take me to Walgreens
>try to buy plan b
>cashier told me you have to be 18 to buy
>fuck
>give my mom the money and tell her what happened and what she needs to get
>gf crying in the back seat
>mfw I got grounded, no Xbox for 2 weeks
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>>740927066
Just so you know she sucked off Justin all the time
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>loser beta who just got his first girlfriend
>About 3 weeks into dating she comes over on my 20th birthday while my parents are at work, skipped class to be there
>She baked me chocolate chip cookies so i ate one, then i took her to the bed and ate her out for like half an hour she was going nuts
>Put on a condom and start pounding here it was so warm bust like immediately.
>She laughs and kisses my forehead and we cuddle for like 3 hours

Not the first time we did anything sexual but the first time we fucked
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>be me 26 yr old virgin
>shift manager at a fast food joint
>determined to lose my virginity
>throw a party at my apartment
>invite girl im in love with expecting her not to come
>also invite super slutty 15yr old who is into me
>super slutty 15 yr old shows up
>take her to my room
>we lay on the bed and talk
>we kiss
>she says "well are you going to fuck me or not"
>start taking clothes off
>struggle getting her bra off
>go down on her
>no idea what to do
>just kind of lick anywhere
>she shoves my head in place
>after a few minutes she begs me to fuck her
>scared so i keep licking her pussy
>She tries and pulls me up
>She says "seriously you need to fuck me now"
> pull up, try to stall more by sucking on her tits
>She says "fuck me now"
>Slide my dick up and down her pussy trying to figure out how to put it in.
>she gets pissed grabs it and slides it in
>holyfuck.jpg
>after first pump she says make sure you pull out
>two more pumps and i cum inside her
>Try to pretend and keep going with a half chub
>She says get the fuck off
>we get dressed
>my crush bursts in the door
>sees the look of disappointment from the slutty 15yr old
>laughs
>mortified
>next day text from slutty 15yr old
>what the fuck were you a virgin or something
>umm yes... sorry
>WTF you should of told me that, I only fucked you because I thought you were experienced and would be a good fuck
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>>740930697
>>740931285
>paedophilia is fine when a woman does it
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>>740926439
>Be me age 21
>go to barbecue party with a mate and his side hoe
>get drunk and high
>decide to head home because tired from work
>mate "could you drive her home aswell?"
>me "sure why not"
>manage to drive down the most dangerous mountain road in state while zoning in and out of micro-sleep
>at the foot of the mountain i decide to have a "power nap" so i can drive safer
>wake up 10min later from body being rocked
>find fat side hoe mounting my dick, can't feel shit
>30min later she rolls over and passes out.... didn't even get to cum
>drop her off out back of a movie theatre along the way
>later find out she had an abortion a month prior and was diagnosed with Hep B
>check blood "negative" on both the STD and immunity
>mfw all other results came back negative aswell, even MMR and varicella.
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>>740952282
i forgot to mention due to coming to terms with this, my psych explained that this may be the cause of my acute ED and why i can't see women as people during sex
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>>740939029

Underrated post.
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>>740935776
I know the feel my man
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>>740952618
not worth unless you actually like them.
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We were both 17, seniors in high school, about 6 months into our relationship. She was my first gf so she was like a "practice girl" if you know what I mean. We were at a sports event in town that didn't get done until the afternoon. Her parents weren't home so we left early and walked to her house. Talked about sex the whole way home. Got to her place and started making out. I ate her out for a solid 30 minutes, my jaw was killing me, and so was my dick from being rock solid pushed up against my jeans. I slide my dick in her and it was the single greatest feeling I had felt up until that point in my life. I'm ready to cum in about less than two minutes and I didn't have a condom so I pulled it out and jizz all of her stomach. We broke up a few months later. Been fuckin bitches ever since.
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>>740930243
woah. are u in modern baseball?
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>>740929149
hahahha
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>>740951865
This. It's all okay or not okay. In this case not okay pedophilia is terrible.
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>>740939009
>I fucking blurt out "I love you" to her while we both cum

Oh Anon. You're adorable.
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>>740936999
>kissless virgin approaching wizardry
So say we all
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>>740926439
> 10 with rapist father
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>>740954749
ass or puss?
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>>740954778
Ass
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>>740926439
>summer school between 7-8
>few cute girls around, one in particular i keep catching checking me out but i'm too retarded to realize what it means
>minding my own business at lunch
>she comes up to me with a friend and we introduce ourselves
>bluntly says she thinks i'm cute and has a new dildo she wants to use on me
>queerbait.jpg
>manage to fumble my way out of the conversation
>get relentless shit from the other guys
>after a couple days it starts to sound hot so i run into her after school and agree if i can use my dick on her
>her parents were divorced so naturally her single mother lets this 14 year old drive one of their cars to summer school
>drive to the trashy side of town of course, which was weird because they seemingly had tons of money from the alimony and child support plus her mom having a job
>i'm nervous, she gives me some of her mom's pills probably xanax or something and we start making out
>i don't say no to anything from that point out
>things progress, eventually it's time for buttstuff so we clean ourselves out and shower together
>tldw: she uses a lot of different toys on us then straps me and cums while doing so thanks to a remote vibrator, she let's me start out in her pussy so i can see what it feels like but i mostly assfuck her and cum inside while she's vibing herself
>she went to a different school district so i only saw her once more next year at summer school again, i had a three way with her and her boyfriend who was definitely too old to be with either of us
lost just about every kind of virginity you have between those two experiences but didn't have sex again until college
i have the feeling she was hugely abused
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>I stuck my dick in a pussy
>15 years ago.
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Cheated on my ex with my other ex
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>>740944431
I second this
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>>740938531
46/10 story
You have transcended mere mortality and eternity is your reward now.
Congratulations, Anon.
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>>740946010
thanks for that story. me same deal . still virg at 31 though
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>>740941560
A tornado flew around. Move on.
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>>740949836
>run out of my own house
lmfao
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how is this thread still alive
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>>740950769
>She laughs and kisses my forehead
I hope you're still with her, anon.
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>>740941811
i could too when i had been young
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>>740942770
Well tell us then.
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>>740941533
Post em please?
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>>740935590
i love you
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>>740926439
>be 18
>start seeing cute thicc catholic girl
>we date for a bit
>she says she doesn't want to fuck before marriage
>I laugh at her
>2 weeks later my dick is in her gash
>she cried the whole time

it was consensual
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>be 16 many years ago
>beta as fuck
>a friend hooks me up with her friend who likes me
>she lives far away
>sends me pics on myspace
>she looks pretty damn cute
>one day get to meet her in person
>shes a complete tub of lard and her face isnt as cute as in the pictures
>cant control hormones so i go along with it for a couple months before ultimately breaking up with her which prompted her to attempt suicide
>thats neither here nor there
>one night i get to stay over
>finger bang her
>aw yeah she wet boi
>pull the tarp off her legs
>instantly blasted in the face with a cloud of smoke
>not really but it did singe my eyebrows
>almost tear up as she wants me to eat her out
>take one for the team
>my dick is my only teammate
>tastes awful and smells awful
>call her cunt the stinky steak pussy from there on out
>after that horrible experience i get to smash
>barely get my dick hard and put it in
>after some bad thrusting i go limp cause i can still smell it
>about a month later we bang again and i manage to keep it hard cause she didnt smell like a dumpster fire
>but she still looked like one
best years of my life
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>be 16
>have sex
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>>740945526
If you went in your no longer one even if you didn't actually fuck. Although how much of a virgin is actually all in your head.
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>27yo
>finally visit gf who moved to another city
>have a terrific dinner of seabream, butter shrimp, calamari, sake
>roam a local castle
>at night we have normal unprotected sex

All in all the best thing about that day was the meal and it wasn't worth that I missed being a wizard for that
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>>740930243
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE MCDONALDS SHILLING IN EVERY FUCKING THREAD
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> 19yo
> my first car
> profit.
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>>740954618
14 is a teenager you Purtian Amerilard faggot. lmao all of you 17 year old virgins posting here pretending like you are some big shot fully grown man now HAHAHAHAH
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>18, first year uni student
>Was huge looser in HS, did the reinvent thing when I arrived at uni
>Shit didn't work, still couldn't land a girl
>Rando friends I made in orientation want to go to a rave above a video store
>Fuck it, maybe this will be my chance
>Get drunk and high as fuck
>Dancing around like a fag, not a single girl interested (I was skinny af for one, prob a sperger for two)
>Sit against the wall for ever, get parched as shit
>Ask the group next to me for some water
>they give me water, and a pill
>Fuck it, this sucks, might as well see what happens
>[CONTENTS MISSING]
>Find myself back at my dorm room
>Making out with this chubby raver wicca chick
>Get undressed, and I try to finger bang her
>She IMMEDATELY stops me, laughs
>"Girls need it a little gentler than that"
>Proceeds to guide me on the art of the finger bang
>Gives me a lesson on how to go down on her
>Being a wiccan hippy, its a forest down there
>Takes a while, along with some extra direction, but she eventually cums
>As I was about to fuck her, she positions me and guides the dick in
>"I don't want you to miss anon"
>Probably 30 seconds later I've fired my load
>She laughs
>"It's okay, it happens to all guys their first time. I can help; just relax".
>She slobbers over her middle finger and rubs my taint for a bit
>Getting hard again
>Fuck for a bit
>She occasionally re-slobbers her finger, and continues to rub my taint
>"Okay, now really, just relax"
>Finger goes in ass
>She wriggles, and I guess puts enough pressure on the prostate to make the erection harder
>We fuck for a while like that
>She seems to enjoy it, but doesn't cum
>After a while she stops me
>"I'm really close again"
>guides me down to her pussy again
>It's pretty slimy now
>I eat her out again
>She takes less time to cum than the first
>I crawl up to lie beside her
>She spoons me and we sleep for a while
>Next morning she leaves
>We never meet up again

To this day I have a thing for chubby hippies.
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>>740934234
''Sadly after that her parents returned and our ''relationship'' never went anywhere.'' I almost cried, I feel bad for you. :(
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>>740931597
nah it sets you back in your social circle a bit but thats about it. if you take care of your health and keep your testosterone levels normal you will hit the opposite of "the wall" in your late 20's. its a golden age where you can date 18 year old and milfs at the same time while still keeping an eye our for a girl with long term potential.
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>>740934234
This was sweet. I think this is what a lot of guys wished their first time was like
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>>740935503
or a used-up roastie pretending her years of sluttitude don't make her a poor choice for mother material. they know deep down they were fucked up the moment they moved on to guy #2 and all the "virginity isn't real" is just psychological projections of how they hate themselves for being sluts. its quite pathetic.
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