Post your darkest secrets

My younger brother used to piss me off so I would use his toothbrush to clean my taint and jizz covered pubes

Been gone for a while but I'm back.

For an extended period of time I was blackmailed into sending nudes to someone(s) online and had them posted online without my consent multiple times (to the point I pretty much check daily to see if they've been uploaded so I can get them taken down). It was one of the must humiliating experience of my life but I find myself having sort of actually liked the experience (pictures being posted aside) and I hate myself for it.

When I was 2 i once took a shit in a dream and I thought my shit was clay and played with it

>>740915664
Guessing you wont share any?

>>740915261
OPs image makes me diamonds...

Here's a full list of all my secrets.

I regularly steal from women. I'll take anything from them that I can get my hands on. I prefer more valuable and personal items when possible. I've stolen dozens of purses, wallets, phones, jewelry, laptops, articles of clothing (especially underwear), and makeup. I will break into apartments and cars, steal from libraries, parking lots, pickpocket on the street, and my favorite location is college campuses. Typically I use the stolen items to jerk off and if possible look up the girl on social media in hopes that she posts about being robbed. I keep cash and eventually pretty much throw everything else away.

I take upskirt pics and videos of girls in stores and at the college campus.

I keep a fake Facebook of a girl that I use to catfish both men and women. I also hack women's emails and facebooks if possible (it's a lot harder to do now than it was about 5 years ago). I've gotten into dozens of accounts. Usually I just read through messages, post embarrassing things, and then message her friends in an attempt to hack theirs, and the cycle continues. Several times I've found nudes in the email or FB messenger. Twice I posted the nudes and info of the girl here on /b/ and it led to everyone in the girl's life seeing them. 1 was an underage high school student. The other was a 22 year old teacher... the pics were sent to all the staff and students. A few times I've used the nudes to blackmail the girl into giving me more.

I started talking to a gorgeous 17 year old girl through my fake FB who thinks I'm a single 25 year old. We've exchanged nudes and talk dirty when we're horny but haven't seen each other irl yet. I'm married but I want to fuck her really bad.

My friend and I drug his girlfriends. We make videos of us tag teaming their unconscious bodies.

>>740915261
I watched my son get circumcised. I enjoyed it

I once masterbated without any lube.

I want my girlfriend to fuck the guy she almost left me for.

>>740915664
You a chick? How were you blackmailed?

>>740916211
I respect you.

I've been molested by my 10 year old neice

>>740916216
Post vids faggot

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>>740915261

it was me Barry, it was me all along

>>740915261
I told my mom I gave away my dead grandparents's little dumb dog, but in reality I just beat it to death in the woods with my bare hands.

>>740916067
I've posted a couple pictures previously, I might repost or post something new, not sure yet.

>>740916335
Yes. I've said it a few times before but the short version is that someone online managed to get explicit pictures that I didn't want anyone else seeing and enough information on me that they were able to blackmail me into taking and sending more.

>>740916327
what's with /b /and all these cuck fags

>>740916161
Lmao you're a douche

>>740916336
Thanks... I don't respect myself.

>>740916538

Just my fetish sir. I dont have the balls to tell her though

>>740916530
Did he hack you? Why did you keep sending him pics if he was posting them anyway? Did anyone you know irl find out or see them? Did it turn you on to take the pics for him?

>>740916211
Fucking hell man, I can't believe you haven't been caught.

ive hacked over 2000 apple accounts, 300 of which have had nudes. celebrities, people i know, randoms. the well is running dry though.

>>740916354
I enjoyed it

I fucked my cousins daughter. She even moved in with me and my wife. I got her pregnant and we were going to raise it till I got her pissed off. She moved back home and had an abortion without me knowing.
5 years later her new boyfriend got her pregnant and had a kid. I pray that I get to meet the baby so I can drop it on its head and teach her what its like for someone to kill your child.

>>740915427
Lmao
>>740915664
Are you the guy who had the pink panties?
>>740915775
Interesting

>>740916211

share some when u get

>>740916302
I do that all the time

>>740916768
He wasn't posting them at first. It was blackmail first, then them getting posted.

As far as I know nobody I know saw them, but then again I have no real way of knowing unless they were to say. It's left me pretty paranoid, sometimes I'll see someone look at me and wonder if they recognized me. I know chances are they didn't, but paranoia ain't rational. Yes and no.

>>740916867
Nope, not a guy.

>>740915261
Once, when my parents went out and left me home alone, I watched an R rated movie, even though they said I couldn't.
I also made a couple of long distance calls without asking.

>>740917015
Tits or GTFO

>>740917075
Been there done that. You really want to see them then I'm sure it's archived.

>>740916302
Tried that. It left me with friction burn on the knob. 2/10 would not reccomend

>>740917015
Hmph... so you get a little kick out of humiliation do you?

When I was younger I would go with my mom to clean houses. Went to a hot girls house I went to school with so I went thru her panties drawer and came in em and put em back.

Also I worked for a satellite company installing dishes. I would pretend im running cables in their bedroom, but what I was really doing was going thru their panty drawers and cumming in their panties

>>740916354
That's terrible, you should report her for violating you like that.

>>740916755
Do it!
I have told my wife about my fetish, similar to yours.
I love when someone else is fucking my girlfriend.
So I told her about this. She is pretty conservative, but agreed to do it, since it turned her on. It can turn on even the most conservative girls.
To date, our sex life became better.
I let my wife fuck other guys in front of me, and if they are done, it is my turn. She even proposed to invite a second girl for me. I repeat, she is so conservative she doesn't even show me her boobs, she is uncomfortable with it.
I advise you to man up and do it
You'll be grateful

>>740916793
I have a few times for stealing. Got off pretty light and got smarter in the process. I don't do most of the most risky shit anymore unless I come across a golden opportunity. I do still LOVE to pickpocket wallets from purses and backpacks at the college, though.

i was at a hotel a couple summers back with a room on the first floor, window facing the pool so one way glass, and jack of to a mom that was sitting 10 feet from the window who was wearing a sort of skimpy bikini.

>>740915261
i poured a capri-sun into a glass once

>>740917193
Yes and no. Sort of a love/hate thing to it. Aspects I loved, aspects I hated, both tending to be intertwined in ways that left me with really complicated feelings on the matter and a great deal of self hatred for it.

i dropped my ice cream today and that was really sad. ) :

>>740916801
How?

>>740917072
you disgusting cunt

I like my girlfriend more than my wife

>>740917353
bdays and sec q's my friend. 2step killed it.

>>740917274

But, I get off on the idea of her leaving me...

I invented a drug that can wire the brain to work at 30% its normal capacity and never released it to anyone besides myself.

>>740917121
But we don't know who you are. Just post one of the pics you sent the guy. Please?

>>740917335
Ah I see. You have a form of manic-depressive Stockholm syndrome. Hmhm you would make the perfect toy for mental torture.

>>740917326
you fucking cup whore

>>740917326
Fucking heathen

Pissed in a black coworkers tea because he was being a dick to a younger coworker.

>>740917249
I'm an electrician and I do this ALL the time.

Never seen CP. But want to

>>740917450
I have been fucking my own step sister for a year now. She is so fucking hot. No image, name, anything because of privacy.

i actively go on free sex chat sites and pretend to be a girl, i even take pics from shouldnt share threads off /b/

Had sex with girl i was babysitting

I'm heterosexual :'(

I shared a pic on a pics you shouldn't share thread.

Oldfag here. I used to play strip poker with my 10 year old niece. She's really stubborn and hates losing, but I was really good at poker. She lost a lot, and when she has no more clothes to take off, I took sexual favours as additional wagers.

She was never happy when she had to suck my cock or lick my balls or let me cum on her face, but she always came back for more because she thinks she can beat me. We played a lot of different kinds of poker, just to make her think maybe there's one version that she can beat me at consistently.

We stopped doing that when she was about 14 and she was finally getting really good and beating me a lot. She's now a professional poker player/model.

I really want to tell her that I'm very proud of what she had accomplished, but I don't even see her anymore because of what I did.

>>740917511
I'm not posting any of the ones that got me in trouble. Give me a minute and I'll repost one I posted here I guess.

>>740917513
I don't think I'd call it that. Human sexuality is just weird and complicated as fuck.

>>740916327
Story?

>>740915261
i use ever a shower after shitting
i have no exploding shits :D i need only clean anuses

>>740917434
I have no idea what you're talking about.

I bang women I meet from dating websites despite the fact that I've been in a relationship for 7 years. She has no idea. I made a date tonight actually.

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>>740915261
Anybody remember when that shitty iron man artist stole this image and traced it?

>>740917757
we will both move forward, regardless.

>>740917653
I did kinda the same thing when I was younger, except it was my stepsister's daughter.

When I was in the first grade, me and this girl that was my partner would touch each other in weird places like she would touch my penis and I would touch her vigina during nap time and since we were at the comer of the room nobody notice, this went on for the rest of the year and I don't even know how it started, it just happened

>>740917692
You mean raped?

>>740916485
Ever been diagnosed as a sociopath?

>>740917766
Good job man!
I do the same. We've been together for 6 years now, and cheated on her multiple times. I still love her more than anything.

One time when i was 15 i was fucked by another man and i liked it. A lot.

But i cant stand gay people, so since then i always fucked women, and now i'm happily married.

Sometimes i wonder, if i would be happier as a gay man.

>>740917725
Give me your kik, I'd like to chat with you about this further.

>>740917864
No.

I'm currently being a major asshole to 3 women.

There is a girl I'm "seeing" but refuse to use the word "girlfriend" with. I've convinced her that we are in a dating relationship, but that I have commitment issues and begin to destroy "what we have" when we start using labels. We've been hanging out/fucking for a year now. She's completely emotionally dependent on me, and I absolutely don't reciprocate those feelings. Deep down I think she knows it. She's 19, so if I break her heart she'll eventually move on.

I'm going on a date with a new girl, also 19 and seems super in to me, in a few days. She thinks I'm looking to start a relationship with her. I might actually be okay with this, since she seems smarter and more stable than #1.

#3 is my ex, whom I broke up with 3 years ago. She used to be cute and innocent, but is not 21 and thinks she's a bad bitch. Super annoying. 3 drinks in and she starts breaking down about how she hates herself, and she doesn't know why she comes back to me. I always tell her that "I don't take advantage of you." To thank me she gives me 10/10 head in the morning. Every time. It's the only satisfaction she gets in life since she hangs out with shitty friends and has no family. She knows about girls #1 and #2.

When I was in the first grade, me and this girl that was my partner would touch each other in weird places like she would touch my penis
and I would touch her vigina during nap time and since we were at the
comer of the room nobody notice,
this went on for the rest of the year
and I don't even know how it started,
it just happened. I think we contuined doing it because it was ticklish,

When I was a teenager, I tricked my brother into attacking me so that my parents would think he was dangerous and get him institutionalized.

>>740915261
I have an entire different persona online and I might be falling in love with it

>>740915664

Fuck off you dumb cunt. That's not a dark secret and nobody cares unless you post the pics

>>740916216
what stuff do you use? dosages?

I wore my moms underwear for a day

I still fuck my ex wife occasionally, even though we've been divorced for 7 years, and she's been remarried for 5.

>>740917268
I didn't make her stop

>>740917984
Done that. Three is like the maximum a man can manage. Keep on going with it, don't get anyone pregnant, and don't plan on marrying any of them and it'll end up just fine. Enjoy the ride.

Wanna fuck my best friend's wife, sometimes I feel she's thinking the same but I don't want to take chances on two friendships

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>>740917725
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>>740917942
Sorry but I'm not giving my kik out on here.

>>740917904
Why don't you give it another try in secret and see how you like it now?

>>740917979
Ditch the #3
Believe me, you'll thank me. Those people are going nowhere in life.
It does not worth it.

>>740917979
I say go with #2 and tell her about #1 and #3, make sure to calm her before so she won't go ape shit

>>740918141
Worthless without a date/time stamp. You're playing us for fools.

>>740917274
You're a pathetic excuse for a man

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>>740916211
Are you nigger?

>>740918141
Nice. Not the other anon, but what's the snap/email so a hansum anon can get it poppin?

>>740918141
Fine, here's mine then. Way6of6the6fist
You can feed my boredom, and I can figure out your "problems".

>>740918141
Excellent ass. Perfect size and shape. Can I see your tits too?

>>740917712
0/10

>>740918187
I completely agree, but I enjoy the manipulative aspect. She also handles all of the booze purchases.

I make great money, especially while still being a grad student. She knows this but I somehow convince her that I am doing her a favor by letting her come over. She'll buy $60 of alcohol a week and then just leave it at my place with the instructions "don't drink it." I always do with someone else.

In my defense, she is fucking nuts after 3 drinks. Crying like an air raid siren. Slapping my chest. I don't know why I keep doing it. I guess it's because it costs me nothing but 1 hour of emotional drama a week, and I get to see her "tough independent woman" facade crumble before my eyes.

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>>740918212
I've timestamped before.

>>740918311
Here.

>>740918291
Not giving out personal info sorry.

>>740918304
Thanks but my kik also has personally identifying information in it so I likely won't be messaging you. Sorry.

>>740915261
I put back the leftovers of peanut butter back in the container with crust in it

>>740917454
Yeah its called LSD

I pretended to have multiple personality disorder for the first 3 years of high school. I was not only going through a phase of "I need to be special and different" but I also acted differently around certain groups of friends and when they accused me of being a fake asshole, I lied and told them I had mpd.

I also frequently stole books from different teachers. I loved reading but never wanted to buy or just borrow the book so I'd slip it in my bag.

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>>740918288
No I'm pretty white. Makes stealing easier actually. I fully recognize that stealing is a dick thing to do and I don't like being a theif per se. I just really really get off to stealing from women. The whole thing is a rush and then digging through their personal belongings and thinking about them being sad and upset and feeling violated that someone ripped them off... gets me diamonds.

>>740918419
Thanks! I like em. And I have relatively high standards so that's saying something.

>>740916211
I can't believe you're married.

>>740916302
Jew dick spotted

>>740917712
You realize that you really Fucked her up psychologically. She'll probably date or marry men that abuse her. If you love your niece you'll grow to regret it one day.

>>740918204
Agreed. #2 came along out of the blue, too.

I usually go downtown on Fri. nights and usually can pull a 1 night stand. But I want a real relationship again. At least for a few months until I fuck it up somehow.

Girl #2 came on to me, seems smart, motivated, of good stock, etc.

All I am waiting for is another emotional outburst from #1 and #3 so that I can blame leaving them on themselves. Then I can guilt free lollygag to #2. I'm just banking on this date going smoothly. I don't want to throw away #1 or #3 until I'm sure it's going to work out. The risk of getting caught cheating goes up exponentially though.

I also don't know how outgoing this new chick is. She doesn't seem like the type to want to stay the night. Seems to be a genuinely good girl. Best part? She texts like my fucking dad does, which is also how I text. Quick, short, concise. Beatiful. I can't fucking stand having to keep my phone open so that I can write a novel to a girl about her day. Call me so I can work + chat, fuck. This chick is comms silent, until we're in person. I think I'm in love.

My parents used to beat me when I was a kid, but eventually stopped. We have a fairly healthy relationship, as far as that goes, I suppose, but we've never talked about it, or even mentioned it, almost as if it never happened. I'm pretty sure this is why I've always had trust issues with everybody, not just women.

>>740918272
Why would I be?
I'm making her happier, I'm getting to be happier too.
We both enjoy it

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>>740916161
This?

>>740918419
Hm, I have no interest in making you my fiend, your personal info means nothing to me when it doesn't have to come from you. See you around "anon"

>>740916327
Go ahead, man. Do it.

>>740918737
I sure hope so

>>740918721
True story. Been 6.5 years and I even have 2 kids. I'm pretty normal outside of my secret fetishes and goings on. I maintain a delicate balance and just hope I don't get caught again.

I once was fucking a girl in her bed while her 4 year old daughter slept in her bed next to us. I reached over and shook her a bit to wake her up just as I pulled out of her mom's ass made her spin around and shoved my dick down her throat to cum.

Her daughter watch her mom take an ass to mouth throat fuck cumshot

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>>740916863
>Eye for an eye
>Tooth for a tooth

>>740918924
I'd like for this thread to at least resemble non-fiction.

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>>740918924
Not all heroes wear capes

>>740917977
Did you have any other experiences harming animals or people?

>>740918419
You've shared this at least twice:

https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/738041932

https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/737379217/#737389222

Am I to understand that you've only had to do this once? I was led to believe there were other pictures.

What are you playing at? Do you really believe I don't know how you think?

>>740915261
I met up with a guy on craigslist and got my dick sucked and we played around a bit. I'm 18 living at home and in the closet.

>>740918540
dr.know say :
seat is a spanish automaker