REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

I think you're lying OP

>>740907912
if only

>>740907912
I wish.

>>740907912
k thanks

Eat my ass bait mofuq

>>740907912
I have 3 gfs and they don't know I'm cheating on them

But why?

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>>740907912
no one on this site has the capability of having a loving and lasting relationship.. good try OP

i'm a beta anyways kek

> pls let it get the cute one with the dyed hair ask first

>>740907912
Diddily done

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If I really have a gf by tomorrow I will give OP $1000

Figgityfaggot

You can't make me

OMG MAYBE

>>740907912
sure why not

ok

Watch this and you have a girlfriend by monday.
https://youtu.be/uSuV-tgeXd8

Shit

*Anti-bump*

Steph you lookin at this?

Is this here one of em baits I've heard so much about

>>740907912
Fuck you it didn't work last time

>>740907912
Fuck

>>740907912
ill bite

it'd be nice

Easy peasy lemon squizzy

Plz papi

>>740907912
HERES HOPING. Definitely could use a girlfriend since the old lady has re-entered the work force...overnight. wouldnt even keep it secret either...she gets off to that kind of thing.

What if I don't want one?

SJH

>>740907912
yeah ok

Good cause I've been trying to swoon this bitch for a year

>>740907912
doubt

I want Aida from work, but got burned way too many times in the past to ask but hoping there may be a definite sign soon to go forward.

Shit sack

>>740907912
que no los dos?

>>740907912
i want to die

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>>740907912

Nigger

fate

who is she

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Got one already fagnard

>>740907912
This better work

SW00SH

>>740907912
pls

>>740907912
y she sad?

>>740907912
I just got dumped a few hours ago so that'd be pretty lit. Unless it's my ex.

This threads don't work to kill my bitch of a mother, won't get me a gf either

>>740907912
9th. Try

G

k

Ima have my dick in Kaci Kopf tomorrow

>>740907912
Mail order bride is coming in I guess

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gg

Prayers yall

I'm sure this will work this time

I want a receipt just in case.

prove it

>>740910324
Kek

>>740907912
I can't belive it but I'm doing this...

>>740909732
you will still have it tomorrow so op wasn't lying

>>740907912
dreams kek

This better fucking work or your ass is grass OP.

>>740907912
Fgt

hope

>>740907912
ha.

>>740908267
I keked at this. Then I looked down and away in disappointment and shame as the overwhelming truth of this statement took its toll on me.

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Yea shore

>>740907912
I already have two fag

>>740907912
Gimme gimme

>>740907912

Need girlfriend now.

Already have girlfriend, but she not puttin out much nowadays

>>740907912

If I don't have a gf by tomorrow, OP's mom will die in her sleep tomorrow night...

>>740907912
k

nice try

Φρέσkος μεμε.

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ok

I call bullshit

Ok.

>>740907912
Hopefully its a woman this time.

>>740907912
no i wont

>>740908562
>lol
>gf

kill me please

Oh hell yeah brother

One with a feminine penise

>>740907912
Maybe..

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>>740907912

>>740907912
stfu

>>740907912
lolololololololol no thanks...

Will fail

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>>740907912
Inmunity for all of you faggots.

>never will have a gf.

fuck you nigger

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Can only hope this works

>>740907912
plz

>>740907912
Naissu

thats not... ok

pls deliver

>>740907912
Fuck might as well

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>>740907912
silence, i kill u

Bullshit, but I have to try.

Ok I guess

>>740907912
Original Poster is a homosexual.

>>740907912
i'm so lonely, I know it wont happen... but i'm use to being hurt and lie to so... i might as well try

I think your lying but I'd rather be safe than sorry... My African village requires me to get married very soon.

wake up sheeple

>>740907912
ha ha my name jeff

neat if it happens

I'm a female
gimme dat pussy
older women with curves plz

hahaha

>>740907912
Unless the dumpster I ordered is being delivered by a chick, it's not possible.

The emoji movie wasnt that bad

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Eh

I'm calling bullshit

Bullshit

>>740907912
just in time

>>740909844
this is a pic of cp. she got beat up.Op is talking about children.

>>740907912
I fucking wish.

>>740907912
fuck

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>>740907912

gimme dat pussy b0ss

Sure, why not.

Aww yeuuhh

>>740907912
give

worth a try

you are my last hope

>>740907912
Please. I have so little

yolo

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Noice

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This was on my computer. You think your magic thread can somehow undo this? Knock yourself out.

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>>740907912
Please please please

jic

>>740912333
Trips will come true

Okay

fuck off

real shit?

i need dis in my life

>>740907912
Boi

Thank you...

yolo

>>740907912
The question is:
Does one need a girlfriend to be happy?
I don't think i do. If dubs this is a confirmed truth. If this post ends in 69 then it may or may not be true. If this post ends in 13 then this is a lie.

posted

Gay

>>740908267
this

ok

>>740907912
Sure I will

Eh, never hurts to try.

It worked last time

>>740907912
fuck you

>>740907912
hilo

I do not believe you! THE FACT OF EVEN BEING HERE MAKES IT UNLIKELY.

a new one?

>>740907912
can't hurt to try

oh boi! a GF!

trips makes it real

But I'm gay

Bruh im ugly asf

Wow OP are you magic

>>740907912
Sure

>>740907912

Cool.

>>740913498
reroll

>>740907912
ok

>>740907912
I doubt this.

B E L I E V E

>>740907912
k

Fuck it, why not

If she breathe, she a thot.

Worth a shot

I've literally got nothing to lose

>>740907912
wow just grasping at straws

Lying faggot

dont need no ones help i can sabotage me by myself

>>740907912
I have lost all hope...

Fingers crossed

BUT AT WHAT COST

Hopefully

>>740907912
niggerfaggot

Considering I haven't talked to a girl that's not already in a committed relationship in almost 3 months, I highly doubt it.

>>740907912
Prob not true but sure why not

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One who's not asthmatic to smoke would be nice

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I'll do anything at this point :(

This is dumb

>>740907912
No I won't

>>740907912
Despair

ok

>>740907912
What is she doing with her hands? I wanna make a "holding PS3 games" joke but it wouldn't work

legit thinking of ending my goddam life if this doesnt happen

hopefully this works. I am a very lonely man and need someone to fill in my loneliness.

>>740907912
I've done this before and failed, but maybe this time

Please

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>>740907912

>>740907912
nothing to lose

Rollan

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>by tomorrow
but tomorrow is in 13 minutes

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Pls

o

i hope

Nigger

i doubt it

>>740907912
That's a load of bulll
>>740914069
You can always *opens door #1* kys

>>740907912
hopefully she will be the best one

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>>740908181
>/b/
>gf
Pick one
Seriously, if you're not a lying faggot, dump 2 and just choose one

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>>740907912

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Nah, Maybe

fuck u and ur shit jokes

i want a boyfriend...

>>740907912
but I'm gay.

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>>740914372
NOT TODAY

>>740907912
lol

>>740907912
Make this happen.

please

>>740907912
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GRILL

>>740907912
Very unlikelly but why not?

im desperate

>>740914424
hello, m'lady

Fuckin bait

GIVE ME A GF RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. I NEED ALL THE ATTENTION AND AFFECTION RIGHT NOW. I WANT A LEGIT GIRL TO GIVE ME THAT. I FEEL NO EMOTIONS I'M SAD, DEPRESSED, AND EDGY

>>740907912
Worth a shot

Fuck you

Might as well try