Waifu thread
hello
hey
What's up guys? It's a me!
>>740872132
-hides under the tea cart-
>>740873009
i hope you are not serious about that image size, saving thumbnails is a newfag mistake.
-peeks out the window and squeaks, holding his phone close and hoping someone says hi-
>>740873595
Hi
>>740874689
-squeaks- v.v
>>740874774
Hows life?
>>740874855
-is not happy. His friend blocked him and is now very depressed-
>>740872806
Czech?
>>740874962
Thats not good. Was there any reason behind it?
>>740875802
-shrugs. Cannot know with this person.- v.v
I don't have anything to do.
>>740876828
Isnt that why the internet exists in its current state? To give bored people things to do?
>>740875897
Well Im sure they will calm down in time.
https://youtu.be/WpVzOfDlo2c
>>740876828
Do you still want to make a game? Want to learn programming with me?
shes an angel mom
>>740875579
yeah
>>740878133
hi how is your friend doing?
Eureka best waifu :^)
>>740877127
I listened to that bogan song you recommended, now I need a bigan car. Would a Falcon or Commodore be acceptable?
>>740877127
-doesn't think so. Thinks they are probably gone for good.-
>>740880987
An old clapped-out Commodore is your best bet. A VT or VX is the more classic look.
>>740881171
Nah, they will calm down and change their mind. People are strange like that.
>>740881317
v.v -wishes he could believe this. Doesn't want to wait months to see her again-
Hey guys, Scarce here
>>740881317
>>740881625
>>740881904
>>740881904
>>740881973
>>740882050
How's yous?
>>740882374
Being bored and tired at work. And the less said about the random nausea bouts the better.
>>740882770
Have you been drinking
>>740882939
Not since I had tequila burritos with a whiskey coke last night.
>Glitch City best bartender claimed
Evening.
>>740883140
Jill ; - ;
>>740883140
Morning
>>740882770
..That doesn't sound good. How much did you drink?
>>740882939
HAi
>>740883099
Tz tz tz, there we have it
>>740883231
Yes..?
>>740883308
Hiya Rory, how's going?
>>740883493
Haya, what's up besides the ususal Elite (and the roof or sky)
>>740877127
-reminds you to be his personal fortune teller and give him the powerball numbers soon so we can all be rich and have dune buggies-
>>740883493
Max of 5 standard. Over all night, so 5 hours.
>>740883543
That was well below my usual.
>>740883682
Running out of prep to do. Did it all yesterday.
>>740883732
I dont really gamble at all.
>>740872132
shouko nishimiya
(best girl)
Not into lolis, but damnit look at this fucking cat!
>>740872132
Duh
>>740884084
his worst avatar
>>740883682
how are you ; - ;
>>740883975
Already so addicted that dropping below your usual makes you feel bad, poor lad
>>740883714
Other than that? Not much tbh, Woke up about an hour or so ago. Going back to bed in 2-3h.
>>740883975
That doesn't sound like much..
claim
>>740884347
Wat, are your sleep patterns fucked too
>>740885120
Sleep patterns? Are those something edible?
Tw:Wh when?
>>740884302
But I have days where I dont drink and feel fine.
>>740884347
To me, its not a lot.
>>740883975
So bored and nothing to do now?
>>740884197
Uuh...A little better unlike last week, thank you for asking.
>>740885605
I'm glad then, take care ; - ;
>>740885605
No, just making sandwiches. Which is boring.
>>740885469
Probs not
Don't be a Kaiga
Once I have it of course
>>740885536
Maybe you are sleepdrinking
>>740885930
And posting sandwitches
>>740885536
Neither for me. Trick is to drink enough to still be drunk when you wake up..
>>740886296
I sleep sometime during the day and then ~4h around 3. So I guess there actually is a pattern..
When's that?
>>740882374
Alive, I suppose
I get to wake up 30 mins later than usual for 50 days, which is nice
>>740883140
I need a drink
>>740886296
a sandwhitch??? sounds spooky
>>740886520
Weeeeird. How does that work with whatever you're doing
Once I get a good deal, hmm I could get the old world edition for 24 tho
>>740887186
It is, imagine an old hag, but extra rusty from all the sand
>>740886296
Do you want in-progress or completed sandwiches?
>>740886520
I cant do that. Riding drunk is a bad idea. That I already do once weekly.
>>740887430
Why not both
Plus I think you misread
>>740884084
>>740884197
I CANT FUCKING REMEMBER WHAT SHOW THIS IS FROM/WHAT HER NAME IS FHUUUUCK SAVE ME ANON
>>740872132
One time I stuck my 3d panoose
Inside my 2d waifu's caboose
I thought she'd like it up her butt
Instead she gave me a paper cut
>>740887057
Does that mean you sleep 30min longer or do you just stay up longer?
>>740887293
Worth! Get it.
>>740887430
..once a week?
>>740887721
Show by rock
>>740887914
Good question
I'll probably just stay up a while longer
>>740887583
Probably. And heres an in progress.
oh, neat. hi other Jill!
>>740888224
Jill ; - ;
>>740888291
heyo cry-face. what's got you sad today?
>>740888224
Let's drink again uwu
>>740887914
Oki done
>>740888179
Too many tomatoes
>>740888552
I missed you ; - ;
>>740888599
drinking money's going towards a front-end realignment.
>>740888715
I... was just here last night. and the day before. what's up?
>>740885689
How about you?
Actually thought you confused me for the other Jill.
>>740885930
Hope they're good at least.
>>740887057
And what will it be, Miss?
>>740888224
Aha, there you are.
>>740888855
>>740888900
idk which jill is the real one ; - ;
>>740888855
I'm stupid so I don't get it
>>740888900
Something strong and not fruity
>>740888122
Go to sleep 30min earlier and sleep 30min longer!
>>740888660
Nice. Twwh when?
>>740888179
Too few tomatos. You still need to do some bounty hunting with me..
>>740888900
that sounds menacing when you phrase it that way.
>>740888968
depends on how you define real, I guess.
>>740889127
not a codephrase or something. I got in an accident and need to get my car worked on, so my money's going there instead of to beer.
Claimu
>>740889195
Tomorrow maybe
>>740888968
I was Noire. You can also check the filenames.
>>740888855
Last night? Probably only before 2am GMT +1, I joined around 2:30 and there was no other Jill.
>>740889127
I'd recommend you this then.
>A suplex is given to the the apparent girl
>>740889216
I didn't want it to be. Just others daily telling me there's another Jill here.
>>740889418
oh you switched ok ; - ;
>>740889216
hi are you ok? ; - ;
>>740889418
I just popped my head in to check for my lil dragon buddy, but didn't see them. otherwise I posted a bit around... 14 hours ago?
>>740889559
holding up, yeah. tired, mostly.
Chitoge is b8 posting with magic right now my spirit is going to be here but no posts ; _ ;
>>740887914
I have a meet up with friends every Wednesday and Im always slightly drunk by the end of the night.
>>740888900
I done goofed and put them out without pics taken first. Im retarded.
>>740889195
We arent made of tomatoes homeslice.
>>740888660
Says the kraut.
>>740890022
drike ; _ ;
>>740889195
sounds like a plan to me
>>740889216
oh, so I was supposed to take that literally.
Is it expensive to repair?
>>740889418
it's shit
Or my phone is just fuckimg with me.
>>740890038
But I'm an Edelweiß
>>740890222
Thanks for sandwich ideas.
>>740889267
Yus!
>>740890038
What kind of bike?
But tomatos are good...
>>740890077
Yes, good. One can never have enough sleep.
>>740890393
Its semidried tomatoes and avocado under the chicken sandwich on the left.
>>740890608
CB400. And Im well aware of this.
>>740890335
Mountain flower? What?
>>740890608
Don't expect too much
>>740890803
Yus!
>>740891252
>>740890803
Smol bike..
How did the sandwiches end up looking like that? What did you do?!
>>740891308
O-oh?
>>740890077
thats a boys tummy anon
S
T
O
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>>740891356
Onodera is better
>>740891829
That's her little sister
XD not a weeb either i just love the trumpet in the backround i know good msic when i here it and if this song was a instrimentel then i would love it(and if it wasnt some weird anime shit)
>>740891371
Those are muffins. And yeah, Im a light dude. Sammich here. >>740890222
>>740872132
>>740892015
How did they turn into muffinses?
>>740890803
aaaaahhhh
>>740890608
sleep forever uwu
>>740891802
I refuse
>>740892205
The final nap
>>740892154
/waifu/ magic.
>>740892173
What is going on here
GUYS, ITS KNEESOCKS
IM MOBILE TODAY
>>740892378
Gimme one of those right now
>>740892569
One of what?
>>740892205
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>>740892378
Ooh! Cool! What else can you do?
>>740892718
The muffins of course!
>>740891901
Why is Marika so attractive uwu
>>740892720
I can make Ai angery.
>>740892878
You come here for muffin.
>>740893168
I can't
Send it here
>>740893125
I don't like her personality, she's crazy. If we're going based off pure looks it would be like this for me
>>740893538
Just by looks
>>740893372
It will go bad
>>740893872
Looks: Top left, bottom right, top right, bottom left.
>>740893168
But with foods!
>>740894156
Nah should last a couple days
>>740894307
Myes
>>740894976
It takes a few days to get to Europe, remember.
>>740895300
If some electronics from china can make it here over the US within 3-4 days, so should your muffin
>>740895621
Im not paying express to ship a single muffin
>>740895784
Send a shipment then!
Nights
>>740893872
Actually I lied, just switch chitoge and blue hair, shes cuter but chitoge has personality so i was letting that influence my rating
>>740895935
don't die
>>740896118
why does he dress like that?
>>740896203
why not
>>740896263
You really want me to come down there, don't ya
>>740896564
Be careful what you wish for, it might come true
>>740896940
But I want to meet people
>>740897047
You might
I will
Within 2 weeks actually heh
>>740897249
Wait really
>>740897377
Yep, going to meet Chara and Louise
Cold.. hard to get sleep..
>>740896118
Why would I?
>>740897487
Im not Austrian
>>740897559
could freeze
>>740897595
Didn't say you were
>>740897559
You might realize how much you bullied me and die of guilt
>>740897651
Oh right.
>>740897651
...fuck..
>>740897653
But you the bulli..
>>740897777
Just sayn that I might go there one day
>>740898004
blanket up
>>740898004
did you end up in debt because of me?
>>740898004
Why do you have an SSaya
>>740898060
Maybe.
>>740898257
If you manage to live that long
But gotta sleep bye
>>740898060
Cba to go get it. Only got a sheet.
>>740898109
That again? ;-;
>>740897777
>chucked