ITT: Famous girls you've fucked.
Yeah, but only once.
i've masturbated while sitting on a toilet that was still warm from keira knightleys butt, does that count?
>>740847716
well, you fuck won this thread. Buffy eh? green text, please.
>>740847716
Chiemi blouson.
not that famous i guess
>>740847716
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
At a uni house party
>>740847716
cool story grandpa
I 've fucked Martha MacIsaac
>>740847716
>>740848060
>>740848304
>No proof or greentext
>in the butt
>>740848397
it was like 2 years ago anon but can green text Sophie's qt pussy
>>740848060
Was she drunk?
>>740847801
Did you lick the seat?
>>740848480
Go in detail please
>>740848540
no, i have limits
ITT: A bunch of virgins tell their fantasy and pass it off as reality
>>740848606
Pussy
>>740848653
Don't be shy and tell us your fantasy, virginfag. You know you want to do it.
>>740848438
tom?
>>740848496
probably, we played drinking games
>>740848579
okay anon because I'm bored for you
>be me
>visiting a friend at Northampton uni
>He does stage production so he hangs around with all the actors and stage hands
>I'd just joined the army at this point so going to a uni make a feel like jarhead
>have pre drinks at his halls
>walked 10 minutes to more hall where the party was
> get there and you know who was standing there
>surrounded by other femanons
Yall gonna be jealous, but i've fucked em all
>>740848735
>>740847716
sunny lane
>>740848852
>for referance I'm 6'8'' (I wish I was lying) so I'm a head above most people
>night goes on and people head home
>there's about 10 of us left
>drinking games
>never have I ever
>get's personal
>Sophie and I exchange some looks during the game
>it's about 3am at this point
>head back to friends hall
>Sophie says she can walk that way too
>get back to friend hall
>end of the night
>roll a spliff
>smoke
>roll another
>smoke
>roll another
>just Sophie and I are awake at this point in the kitchen that leads to the garden where we where smoking
I was dating Avril Lavignes sister. Does it count?
>>740849435
Is she hot?
>>740849614
>>740849793
Not bad. Is she into hardcore stuff?
>>740849793
>>740849614
She's, like, so whatever.
>>740849940
lol
>>740848060
>>740848852
>>740849165
This is a lie. She's a maiden. She told me when I was fingering her in the Winterfell rookery the other night.
>>740849925
Not really. Just the normal stuff. But she swallows not like her sis.
>>740849165
> college party
>not one picture of her, or anyone you can varify as yourself with her at said party
Fuck off pal.
>>740849165
that's all?
>>740850084
>not like her sis
How do you know that?
>>740850106
Just like the show - lazy writing.
>>740850488
Which team were you on at the time?
>>740850198
Dude, I was with Michelle for 2 years. Heard stories from her. And Avril and Michelle talked often about sex.
>>740850681
>Heard stories
go on... some juicy story?
>>740850547
Which team? What that means?
>>740850824
after she left her hubby she had a threesome. she hates facials both guys came on her face
>>740851094
That's hot. Moar details? Did they DP'd her too?
>>740850488
>>740850547
Is it true she gets passed around like a joint at Uni parties?
>>740851094
She get her pussy licked by Fefe Dobson
>>740851342
Don't know. Maybe. She's a little crazy slut so it's not unlikely
>>740851094
She was 18 yo on her first time
Lauralania long before she was big on twitch or had that recent drama.
But no no one famous
>>740851468
Dirty Dan trained her well.
>>740851094
pls be true. more stories?
>>740853196
The sex with her man( chad) wasn't good. she said something like "he has a big dick. really big. but he can not use it"
Oh, the girl I fucked will be famous for sure.
When they find her.
>>740853196
every day where they were separated she sent him a nude pic and he sent her a dick pic.
>>740851094
>>740853700
Always thought she was a gangbang slut, so I'm not surprised about it. So, she is the slutty one and her sister the nice one. Curious.
>>740849435
>>etc
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>740853986
her sister is not that nice. she cheated on me.
>>740847716
>>740851094
And why did she let them cum on her face if she hates it?
>>740854188
>Luca Brasi banks with the fishes
>>740854287
All women are whores at heart. Just deal with it and move on.
>>740854315
ikr, how do we keep having shit threads like this ?
are you peoples retarded to the point of believing peoples on 4chan ? or do you jerk off to shit fake stories told by random fat nerds ?
>>740854356
she said the guys to come on her tits and they came on the same time she had her eyes closed and yeah her face was full of sperm
>>740847716
>>740854694
Honest question here.
You know, this is /b/. People are always shitposting about everything. Why do you care so much about that kinda threads?
Freshman year. She was my first.
>>740855376
Welcome to /b/, where people shitpost about shitposting.
>>740855554
Got her pregnant and she had to have an abortion. We were both freaked out but it worked out in the end.
>>740855642
That's so based if true, honestly. Who is she?
i went to a katy perry concert in dublin a few years ago, you have to idea how much i always wanted to shag her, obviously i didnt and never will, BUT, a bit of my dried cum made contact with katy perry that night, wonder how? i brought a pouch full of skittles covered in my jizz to the concert and just threw them at katy perry one at the time like every couple of minutes, i wasnt too away from the stage but she was always moving around so it was hard to get a good shot but yea i hit her with one and it bounced off her leg it was so hot i almost came
>>740855842
It's true. Sarah Hyland. We both went to PPAS in Manhattan together all during middle and high school.
>>740847716
I kissed LeAnn Rimes once... does that count?
>>740856111
Was she a good, freaky fuck?
To this day it's still only me, her and her best friend that even know about the abortion.
I mean, I've told 4chan before but everyone here assumes you are lying so it's the same as never telling anyone about it.
>>740856314
any nudes?
>>740856302
We both got better at with time. We went out for 2 years all of 9th and 10th grades and fucked always from the very beginning to the very end of our relationship and even a couple times after.
>this whole fucking thread
jesus christ. if that's a you cringe you lose, I lost hard
>>740856529
That was one of our after times. Senior year after we turned 18.
>>740856529
more?
>>740856552
>cringe
>at /b/
>at /b/!!!!
first day here, reddit?
before they were famous
>>740847801
That counts
>>740856552
You can go to trap threads. They are waaay better. I bet you will love it lol
>>740849134
thats nice
>>740855891
I actually believe this
>>740856633
Lots more but I keep them as personal fap material for dark days knowing if I would have stuck it out with her I would be on a money train right now.
Haven't fucked any real celebs, only girls who are famous Internet sluts.
>>740856877
never underestimate the power of autism
>>740856930
names?
>>740856877
Yeah...it's a sad world isn't it?
>>740856700
Wait weren't they famous at like 4?
>>740847801
yep
>>740855891
Wow dude
>>740857057
that's the joke
>>740857011
Allison and Laura
>>740856700
>>740857057
samefagging this hard is almost sad
like this thread
and you people
except for this m8 >>740855891
>>740857057
>>740856314
Yeah /b/ is cool, everyone thinks that's all a lie. So i can write true stuff and no one can be mad on me
>>740857165
Laura? Laura B?
10/10
>>740857168
>>740857450
story!?
>>740857450
Why don't you tell me the whole story sir
>>740855891
It's so weak that it is believable
>>740855891
I believe this happend
>>740857409
Laura N
>>740855891
awesome
Just last week, took this picture myself, love that wrinkly stuff
>>740856904
What was she into? Details?
Met her in 1988 in Florida. I was 19, we had an amazing night... Ended up sleeping together on the beach.
>>740857984
hot chick
>>740858019
She loved to give quick BJ's and swallow. When we fucked she would often wrap her legs around me as I was cumming to let me know she didn't want me to pull out.
We would often meet up at my parents apartment before school because they worked early. More than once she went to school with a fresh load inside her.
>>740858244
She should be beaten and raped and beaten and raped and beaten while being raped, over and over again. Beat the disrespect out of that cunt, or kill her while trying. It's for the best.
>>740858260
I actually believe this
>>740857346
Is that Dennis's wife from Always Sunny?
Hailey Page when she was living in San Diego and still going to my old high school. Picked her up after work at Blockbuster and took her to a movie. Fucked her at my apartment, then drove her home. She was much cuter when she was skinny with big boobs and had her natural dark hair. She had a bit of a complex too, thinking she wasn't attractive and had trouble getting boyfriends. Talked my ear off and I never called her back.
I dated Miranda Cosgrove when we were in high school
Not massively famous but I fucked Rie Sinclair in the 1990s
(the girl in Drop Dead Gorgeous who does the Soylent Green monologue, in case you don't immediately know the name)
>>740858626
That slut got around. She was the neighborhood bicycle.
>>740858626
Details? Did you fucked her?
I've seen Emma Watson's brother's penis
>>740858852
wow... elaborate
>>740858909
Yeah, I can green text it if you want?
>>740858940
Was it as glorious as I imagine?
Not really a hookup but I hung out with Sarah and a few of her roommates back in college. Would often party at their place
>>740858993
Of course. Greentext pls.
>>740858509
You know what's worse than ambiguous "disrespect? People that want to kill others for it. Common sense, you fuck.
>>740858940
have you seen Emma Watson's penis?
>>740858852
Backstory of this?
>>740859094
That's so cool.
>>740858993
Icarly? go on
>>740855891
>I brought a pouch full of skittles covered in my jizz to the concert and threw them at katy perry
My sides
>>740859108
>Be me, 16, a Junior
>Miranda Cosgrove had AP Chemistry with me for Fourth
>Kinda had a crush on her throughout the school year, but my friends told me she looked like Michael Jackson
>Shit stuck through my mind every time I saw her
>Her and I were kinda friends as I would often speak with her in class
>It got increasingly difficult to talk to her as I started to like her more and more
>I eventually worked up the nerve to ask her out one Thursday
>>740858852
>neighborhood bicycle
Proof. Now.
ITT: Stupid people bullshitting about celebrities they wish they fucked and even stupider people telling them how lucky they are
>>740859809
Laurel Springs?
>>740859809
>Walk up to her with a smile on my face
>Spaghetti.jpg
>"Heyo, Miranda."
>"Hey Anon"
>"I was thinking about- uh."
>Spaghetti wouldn't let me form proper Engrish
>"Would you want to go out sometime? Like be my girlfriend?"
>She smiles and shrugs, "Sure"
>I'm in
Cont.?
>>740856633
Seriously guy? Do a reverse image search. He's lying, because of course he is lol
>>740859809
>>740860282
That's a bit retarded. Are you 12, dude?
Erika Costell
>Be me
>Freshman at Middle Tennesee State University
>Doing pickup line pranks for YouTube
>actually works
>gets her number
>texted her the same day
>got her dorm address
>went over and had a couple drinks
>we kissed
>got no pussy
>the next day I hit her up around 7-ish
>said she had a test to study for
>went over anyways
>shit got playful real fast
>we fucked
I still have respect for her so I won't post her nudes, talk all the shit you want.
(She's Jake Paul's girlfriend )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma4oSVVnE3E
>>740860282
please do not continue
>>740860591
Anon is totally autistic. Be nice with him.
>>740860504
Spit or swallow?
>>740860464
>>740860464
side note to anon who obviously ins't 16 yet ... 16 yr old males talk a good game, but only the most confident (few) keep their shit totally together when approaching their hot (in their mind) crush ... if you don't know this then you haven't been there yet ...
>>740860678
How much nicer do I need to be? I said 'please'.
>>740860758
casual sex, nothing of that sort
>>740849165
OP is a liar. Army doesn't take anyone over 6'6''.
>>740860794
Okay... continue. I'm curious. Did you fucked her or not? Is she into anal and weird stuff, as rumors say?
>>740847716
Alexa Flutie (pic related) sat on my lap for about half an hour. She's the daughter of New England Patriot's quarterback Doug Flutie.
>>740849940
You have won the internet today friend
>>740860282
yep. continue.
>>740860282
>fucking Dan Schneider's damaged goods
good luck with herpes, /b/bro
>>740860758
she glo'd up well
>>740847801
tell story, but yes it counts.
>>740861684
fucking cancer
Met her at a party, years ago. Had the biggest crush on her, so I nutted up and went over to talk to her. Things went better than expected, ended up fucking her that night.
Biggest regret is that I never got her number, would have loved to date her, she was super cool and really down to earth.
>>740860282
Is it true Icarly mouth is a vacuum cleaner?
>>740850071
Bran?
>>740858852
Are you from Downey too? I have heard some insane stories about her and her circle of friends too. Her Porsche is so famous lol
>>740853922
Underrated
Had a ONS with Eliza Dushku
>>740860282
Are you still here? Continue.
Pic related
>>740862837
heard that girl is crazy.
long weekend
>>740847716
I jerked off and came on a dress that Britney wore. Does that count?
>>740863491
story?
>>740863378
not really crazy a little bit slutty
>>740848060
I seriously doubt this but interested in the story anyway.
>>740863846
define slutty
>>740863664
Never seen this picture before. Wow.
>>740855891
Why is this the most believable claim in this thread.
>>740847886
>*The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Fixed
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>740864529
I mean she has many one night stands. even if she is in a relationship
>>740863491
Why she drinking cum?
>>740860970
Well, we knew he was lying, because, obviously. Thanks for the fun fact tho, Anoncyclopedia Brown.
>>740864938
Why aren't you drinking cum?
>2017
>Not drinking whale cum
Get out, faglord.
>>740854449
underrated post
>>740847716
Madeline McCann?
>>740848060
I would love to hate fuck this bitch
>>740861983
>>740865331
So is she in a basment now or in a grave of some sort?
>>740849165
Sophie Turner never went to Northampton Uni
>>740863491
Lexi Belle
>>740865754
>>740865434
No idea - five grand doesn't buy you her life story and a pedo ring isn't like the world wildlife foundation. You don't get yearly updates and a bullshit postcard telling you how they're doing.
When she was much younger and a chub, rode her horse then her
>>740847716
>ITT: Famous girls you wished you fucked.
FTFY
>>740865769
>Those dilated pupils
Fuck I want to be a woman and have some big cocked stud shoot me up with meth and let me worship him all day
Spring 1977
>>740866316
She was good looking when she was young.
>>740866488
She still is
>>740847716
>>740866488
Would still have weird mom-son taboo roleplay with
>>740848304
did you get a blow j?
>>740866656
yes but she sucks at sucking
>>740866650
With SSJ? I'm not sure how I could make it weird.
http://www.media4.hw-static.com/wp-content/uploads/45818674-480x600.jpg
>>740866650
I just thought how I'd make it weird. I'd get her to call me Teddy after her son that died 13 years ago. Tell her I came back from the dead just to fuck her. Or faked my death. Or was from an alternate timeline. What ever was more fucked up, I guess.
>>740865754
>>740865772
instagram famous counts right? i've fucked a girl that has 1.2 million followers in instagram 5 years ago, also fucked a girl that studied with me that has 700k followers
>>740867385
Nah, I'm talking straight up sincere caretaking with a sexual reward at the end.
Have that bitch make me oatmeal and do my laundry afterwards.
>>740850488
Isn't Michael Jackson dead?
>>740849435
Did you get to meet Dax Shepard and say "Why did football player go to the bank? He wanted his quarterback!"
>>740858054
Isn't she a lez?
>>740847716
I used to get head from Aiden (Annie) Starr at Craig's Backyard Gigs (punk shows) in New Milford, NJ. She'd blow anyone for a single beer. We fucked a few times, too. This was when she was 15-18. My friend wound up dating her for a few years in the early 00's. Never told him about how many times that girl had my dick in her mouth.
And I got head from Arabelle (Rachel) Raphael at a friend's party a few years ago. She was a fan of one of my old bands. Friend introduced us and she immediately started flirting. Our conversation got a little sexual and I mentioned that I'd ever only cum from getting a handful of times in my life. She looked upset and I was about to ask what was wrong then she said something along the lines of, "That's horrible! Ummmm heheh come with me!" Took me into our friend's bedroom and sucked the soul out of my dick for a good half hour. I came and she milked out every last drop and swallowed it all, then actually fucking thanked me. We went back to the party, both with huge smiles on our faces. Hung out the rest of the night and had a great time. Gave me her number but I never called.
>>740847716
ITT: things that never happened
>>740869581
Hnnnnnnnnnggggh
>>740855891
Not famous but rich. Regularly fucked the daughter of a coffee baron. Days after she turned 18 and into 3 months later. Just got bored eventually.
If Paris Hilton is famous for being an heir then maybe one day this bitch will be famous for something dumb too and I can say i fucked someone famous as well as rich
>>740869581
Don't care if you fucked her or not, but im going to need more of them venti tiddys for research purposes
>>740861132
How distantly related to a celebrity must you be to also be considered a celebrity?
>>740864653
I'm suspicious when the filename has 'bs' in it.
I paid to do madision ivy. Kind of seemed dead instead TBH. Typically pornstars go for 1-2k for a few hours if you've heard of them
>>740855891
>screencap
>>740871782
BS = Britney Spears. Idiot.
>>740847716
She came to Europe to play in this low tier stage and I was drunk as fuck she did not go for my muscular handsome friend but with me kek
How famous are we talking here?
Town bicycle kind of famous girl, or she does dallas kind of famous?
>>740866316
She was hot af
>>740855891
This is too stupid to not be true
>>740860282
Stop
>>740848606
Fag
Before she was famous obv
What a night this was threesome with Rachel Korine and Selina Gomez on the set
>>740874622
justin beiber pls go
>>740847716
A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces.
In a private room in a club in 2008
i wouldn't even consider her a celebrity but when i was 16 i got a blowjob from Melissa O'Neil she was 15, she was the winner of Canadian idol in 2005. nothing ever really happened between us after that, just a random house party hook up, but i always thought it was amusing when she was on TV i could only picture her with my load dripping off her eye lashes
>>740855891
This is the best skittles ad I've ever witnessed.
>>740849134
Good on you, mate!
Chris Evert
>>740863491
that's a big dick