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If you had the ability, would you give yourself a huge cock?

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If you had the ability, would you give yourself a huge cock?
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>>740836737
There is literally no downside to a huge dick.
Small dick means your life is over before it started.
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>>740836737
Name of the girl?
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>>740837195
Downsides become obvious if you actually have a big dick

>random boners
>hangs through boxers flaccid
>genuinely hurts some girls
>can't go balls deep
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>>740836737
I LOVE it when white women see a black cock for the first time.

No wonder the white race is going extinct!
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>>740837284
If you think that's the average black dick, you're retarded XD
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>>740837195
Found the virgin.

Cousin has a huge dick. Rarely has sex, girls too scared. He's lucky to fuck maybe once a month, and that's due to call girls willing to try.
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>>740836737
Nah. I'm pretty content with being slightly above average and thick, ti be honest.
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>>740837330
No, if he thinks its real he's retarded. There's a good reason no one still hasn't challenges Ron Jeremy's claim to having one of the biggest dicks in porn and that's because his is actually real.
Christ it would suck though. Mines not even huge and things are still too much for the wife sometimes. I can feel the vaginal portion of her cervix with the tip of my dick.
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Nope. I'm maybe 6 1/2 to 7 inches, and I've had a couple girls complain it can be painful. Most others seem satisfied. Of course, some guys measure their manhood by the size of their cock, so I expect some might want something bigger. Probably don't understand what good sex is though,
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>>740837284
It is overly pumped. When it gets hard in the video it is a lot smaller.
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>>740836737
>typical 4chin user
YES
>anyone with dick around average working brain and common sense
NO
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I could do with maybe another inch but 8 is fine with me
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>>740837355
Try to get laid with 3.5 inch dick. Good luck.
>getting laid once a month is bad
Found a normie. Get out from this board.
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i'm 10in and it may not be the biggest but i'm ok with it
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>>740836737

my wife is 4'8", my six inch dick
works just fine, I bottom out inside her easily.
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>>740836737
Seven inches is enough, stop projecting by assuming everyone here has an abnormally small penis including yourself

>>740837283
Random boners aren't a downside unless you're a beta bitch and are ashamed of your masculinity
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>>740836737
Nope. Don't like my size, I'm not the problem. I'm great the way I am. I lived a life with the body I have. Don't like something about my body? You, something far more new in my life than my body, you are the problem, not me. If I my cock had something that made it shrink, then I would grow it back to the size I'm used to.
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>>740840026
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>>740840130
Sorry about your insecurity, bro.
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>>740837805
Its not even 4chan users.
Its the Blacked-watching cucks that seem to have self-esteem issues.

>>740836737
Nope. I'd rather have my average dick with a strong upward curve that rubs the g-spot, than a floppy large one.
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>>740836737
Why they ask this question:

>Porn tells Black people they have big dick.
>Average black person has average or small dick.
>Black person self-esteem drops.
>Black person floods internet with BBC memes, wonders why not everyone is dreaming of having a bigger dick like they are.
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>>740837283
>leaving out the worst one...

>flushing the toilet while still sitting down
>water rises and unexpectedly touches the tip of your dick
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>>740836737
Less blood in the brain more in the dang naww
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>>740837195
Girls love talking about and looking at huge dicks

They don't want to try and shove them inside

Guys with huge dicks can get a handjob from a new girl every night just because girls are curious, but they almost never get sex
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>>740840327
On average, black people do have a dick 1/8" larger than white people, 1/4" larger than Asians. That is suck a great difference that the records must show a monster comparison. They eyes are so weak they cannot see the difference, the bodies that touch cannot really notice it they are so numb, but bring out the measuring tapes and rulers and all is known.
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>>740840327
u mad whitey?
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>>740837284
Only said that cauz all black women coming at white boys and you know it and cant stop it
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>>740837283
There is no random boner because your dick is big and need more blood than average to grow. That why black dick looks alway semi erect
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>>740840475
Reality is not madness black boys
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>>740840343
You would have to be sitting for a long ass fucking time for that to be a reality. Who has a dick that hangs STRAIGHT DOWN, when you are sitting its usually forwards an out and curving down, not going STRAIGHT THE FUCK DOWN
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>>740840496
You can have black women. They're ugly.

Blacks are a masculine race. Whites are feminine.
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>>740840419
It depends on white survey you look at, but Asian average is much smaller in all the ones I've seen. Black is a bit bigger too.
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>>740836737
No, i would love to have a tiny dick, but i am a faggot anyway.
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>>740840545
Little dick people think bigger dicks get harder, get hard faster and, in short (joke there intended) are better all together. Only little dick people think random boners are a problem with anyone but little dick people. That's like saying a balloon that inflates with a single puff is the same as an air mattress or pool raft.
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>>740840419
Blacks have bigger flaccid penises than whites on average. Thats it. And thats to do with the elasticity of different skin pigments.
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>>740840496
That's just as bad mate, because their children will be niggers either way.
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>>740836737

What the fuck is wrong with that negro's nipples?
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>>740836737
I have a huge cock and if I had the ability I'd take it off, it's so annoying to sleep with at night and it gets so dry all the time even though I moisturize it; gimme a pussy pleas
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>>740836737
would it also mean I'd have to have huge droopy nips and teeny tiny balls?
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>>740840722
Steroids
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>>740840736
Do you sleep on your stomach? I have a med-big sized cock (5" flaccid, 7.5" erect) and when I sleep on my stomach I have to tuck my cock upwards otherwise its fucking uncomfortable.
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>>740836737

That thing looks more like a disability. That thing must limit your movement.
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>>740840475
You mad, blackie?
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>>740840771
man, black girls sure do have ugly pussies.
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>>740840638
So, anything bound by scientific or journalistic integrity? Yep. Entertainment surveys don't count, fact checking is not an issue with them.
>>740840666
>flaccid
So, limp dick size is what you go by. Uneducated mind detected. I suppose you are one of the idiots who engage in the "shower vs. grower" argument and think than the flaccid penis guys have a significant growth in erection. It's the wrinkles in a flaccid dick, not the size. A smooth limp dick is quite likely to be shorter while erect to a much shorter really scrunched looking dick while erect. Learn some biology, bro.
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>>740840777
Yeah, I try to sleep on my back but my cock is about the same maybe bigger and it sucks any way
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>>740840856
Atleast the clit is easier to find.
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>>740840573
Gee thanks! so now we have the black women, the white women, and the asian women!

But hey, at least you have your delusions.
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>>740840573
Bring your own race genocide, make your child more white, im ok with that
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>>740840871
Thats why I mentioned elasticity you cock mongler. Do you comprehend the word?
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>>740839230
I used to fuck my 17 yo gf every day and she'd force me to cum inside her because she couldn't get pregnant. you're the fucking normie with a 3.5 in dick
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>>740840875
Do you ever use Urinals? I have resorted to just pissing in cubicles. Always catch guys staring.
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>>740837260
Angela small
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>>740840475
nigger
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>>740840884
Sure whitey. Nobody wants your tiny pink dicks. Enjoy your population getting replaced nigga.

>>740840915
Black genes are dominant just like black people.

Your little sissy white genes will be snuffed out.
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>>740837195
>have big dick
>girl wants to see it
>"You're not putting that thing inside me!"
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Yeah
Mostly because I must wish I had a cock in general
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>>740841053
I'm 7 inches flaccid. 12 erect no one has ever said that to me.
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>>740841092
take mine i dont need it soon transition etc
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>>740841117
So you are a virgin then? or a liar?
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>>740837588
>>>740837330

> I can feel the vaginal portion of her cervix with the tip of my dick.
>>740837588

No, you can't.
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>>740841046
>no fake tits
>guaranteed
It's nice to see that producers of interracial cuckold porn hold themselves to such high standards. You don't see enough of that in the modern world.
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>>740841142
31 two kids 5'1 korean wife
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>>740841160
and a 12 inch dick? yeah no.
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>>740841133
I fucking wish. I've had this conversation with many mtfs.
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>>740836737
No, because I'm female
>>740837195
Downside to big dick is that it hurts girls, anything above 6 inches is pretty pointless and only for show or anal
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>>740841117
Well of course not because you just bang whores
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>>740841168
I'm 213cm but k
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>>740841175
Slept with 6 people in 31 years.
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>>740841117
>12 inches erect.

> foot long cock.

Cool story bro. Pics or gtfo
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>>740841203
Height and penis size have literally no correlation.
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no one even mentiones taking a shit while holding your dick so your tip doesn't touch the bowl
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>>740841170
eh just want it gone why dont you go for a transition also if you have discord lmk
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>>740841228
Just sit forwards an inch and rest the head of your cock on the plastic seat.
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>>740841226
im proportional
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>>740841278
You are also colossally full of shit if you claim nobody has gone "nope" at that size.
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>>740837284
Found the nigger cuck
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>>740841310
out of the 6 NOPE none have :)
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>>740841203
>>>740841168
>I'm 213cm but k
>>740841203

So you're 7 feet tall, with a 5' wife and a foot long cock. Which game are you playing with this avatar?
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My dick is 7.75 (let's just say 8) inches with a 6 inch circumference. AMA.
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>>740839230
Look at it this way- You cannot get laid if you have a 12-inch dick, you cannot get laid if you have a 1-inch dick. Of course comparing and extreme to an extreme is stupid cunt
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>>740841372
What is your favourite potato chip?
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>>740841372
You fuck bitches on tinder?
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>>740841338
found the LDWB
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>>740841356
6'11* and 5'1 and the game is life just enjoying it.
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>>740841479
*6'11.85, and you're still lying. Prove it if not.
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>>740841046
Cry some more.
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>>740841172
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>>740841398
Idk either chester's hot fries or baked ruffles. Try em out.

>>740841414
I downloaded it a few weeks ago. I have a nice amount of matches rn but have only tried to meet up once. She flaked on me, but is still trying to meet again...so...no is the answer you are looking for.
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>>740841416
The delusion is strong in this one.
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>>740841569
if you say so, that's me minus the neckbeard and fem of course
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>>740841571
Well at least you were honest on a board of lies.
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>>740841245
I like women, and I have found the merit in being a hot woman in spite of years of feeling like a man (masturbating imagining I'm a man, having severe disassociation during penetrative sex etc) so i don't want to transition any more
Id just become a hot cyborg dude in a second if I had the ability to inhabit another body.
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I am ashamed in my own penis but I am glad that my cock is not of the size of that nigger. I couldn't live with something of that size, it's literally the length of his fucking femur.
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>>740836737

Faggot threads get saged.
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>>740841765
i understand that completely my girlfriend is all for the transition. and encourages it says i have a feminine face for a 6'7 male lmao
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>>740841765
You ever seduced a straight woman before?
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>>740841830
Tall women are fucking hot. Good luck with everything! You have more balls than I do.. for now.
>>740841864
Straight, obviously not. I have been the target of many "straight" girls lesbian experimentation, though
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>>740837195
> implying the avg. girl enjoys a pepsi can slammed in her like the avg. porn actress pretends she does

i have a smaller than "officially average" dick (just under 6", OK thickness i guess, and i've hurt girls with my dick before, even when going gentle.

7" length is more than enough. any more and it becomes a nuisance

men want super huge dicks just to compete with other men. it's like women wanna get all pretty just to compete with other women. we'd fuck them even if they aren't at their best or look like models. and you know they don't believe us when we tell them that.
>insecurities
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>>740840568
smol dick detected
>>740840343
the worst is when it keeps touching while yours just trying to shit.
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>>740841976
That's all I wanted to know. I love lesbians.
I wouldn't transition if I were you... Unless you want to or whatever.
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>>740842067
Nigger that ain't small dick thats fucking LOGIC. How high is your fucking toilet water? Mine is a good 10 inches beneath me
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>>740841586
Fake stats and fake pics for LDWBs to cope.

Pic is your daughter's future.
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>>740841998
Post a pic of your dick pls
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>>740842136
I'm not planning on it due to the effort involved, but I imagine the stakes are different for other people with gender dysphoria
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>>740842427
you mean like with a hard-on? sorry mate, i got a work conf call in 15 mins, no time for that.
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Would it cure coming too quickly too?
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>>740842244
he might have an older toilet. does your toilet barely have any water at the very bottom (newer/efficient) or does it have almost a half bowl of water in it that increases in level when it's flushed (older)?
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>>740842301
>You IRL.

Sources were in the stats pic, btw.
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>>740843289
Barely any at the bottom and increases when flushed.
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>>740843408
well get an older toilet so you can dunk your dong in poop water and brag about it on the internet
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>>740836737
I think 2 feet is long enough. I'll leave some inches for you guys.
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>>740840807
fuck i loled
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>>740836737
most of these black faggots have a huge dick, but the face is cancer and they are ugly af

see >>740841053
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>>740845229
Do you think your face really matters when you are as physically fit as him and wield such a mass between your legs?
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>>740845357
found the cuck
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>>740845779
Not a cuck. A realist.
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>>740836737
Not rly I would rather have it be more of a blooddick and have increased blood resources=bigger dick.

I hate it then I get a boner in the pools, would be even worse with a bigger dick
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>>740846039
It's literally Homo Erectus. A cave man with the abilities and intelligence of a chimp.
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>>740841998
>i have a smaller than "officially average" dick (just under 6", OK thickness i guess, and i've hurt girls with my dick before, even when going gentle.

I bet they fake orgasms too. you're pathetic dicklet, I bet the girls do that out of sympathy.
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>>740839953
I'm proud of my masculinity, so here I am with my boner during a job interview.
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>>740837195
wow giant virgin detected or incredibly small pepe. Bottoming out does not feel good I've had an ex describe it as feeling like "cervix punching" Great locker room talk for the gals but honestly it doesn't feel great for either party.
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>>740841133
Keep your dick for the love of God.
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>>740836737
Femanon here, never masterb8d to anything on /b/ before, but that fat black cock triggered an involuntary reponse in my panties.
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>>740848994
>bottoming out
Contact on my cervix gives you that feeling of being stuffed, that he's really in you, the same with the balls deep feeling. If you can have both at same time its the perfect dick.
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>>740849314
>femanon here
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>>740849314
>femanon here
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>>740836737
I'm about 7 inches long and 5 1/2 inches thick and I'm pretty content with that.
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>>740849314
^
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>>740837284
Why are black men taking all the qt white women?
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>>740836737
I already have one, if I could have the ability I'd take a good looking face over my dick as long as the dick I got in return wasn't unusably small small
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>>740845357
>meet white girl
>first 5 minutes work it in the conversation that your penis weighs 30lbs
> you liar! prove it
How could a white girl resist?
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>>740852396
White girls are such sluts for the BBC.

I've actually heard girls in Sweden say that they refuse to date Swedish guys. These are hot blondes who are basically telling their own men to fuck off, it's hilarious.

Honestly, if you're black I suggest you go to Sweden. It's paradise for black guys.
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>>740851674
got a link to the source vid??
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>>740852822
here's a video link
https://www.redtube.com/1713152
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>>740852588
Really cause I read an article by a Swedish woman talking about how they were so blessed to have such masculine men.
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>>740854048
sounds like a femcuck to me.
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>>740841175
Dakota skye got ink now?
Damn shame.
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>>740852588
Hmm...as a black man this interests me. However, I don't know just how I feel about traveling across the world just to chase some scandinavian poon. What are your thoughts my /b/rothers?
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>>740854236
We're not your brothers nigger. We all hate you. Insert webm of Swedish guy beating up three niggers. I would post that shit but my phone doesn't let me post webms. Somebody post it if you have it.
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>>740855109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KquFZYi6L0&ab_channel=UrielMatt
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Third leg
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>>740836737
>would you give yourself a huge cock?
What? you mean like another one?
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