/nzg/ New Zealand Thread

>>740834025
Why is your country a sad parody of Straya bruv?

>>740834090
>Better Internet
>Better weed
Oz is the parody, mate

Why are IDs even gone?

Looks like I got a job at Pak n Save, so that's something at least.

>>740834133
>muh internet
>DUDE WEED LMAO
grow up brah, Straya is the winner here. You gays speak weird.

>>740834253
congrats!

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>>740834276
Don't be so sad anon, when the NBN gets to you in 13 years, you'll get speeds one tenth of this!

The "haka" is gay

>>740834335
Yeah I'll see how it goes, could be good maybe.

>>740834341
Don't even know what I'm looking at.
>Internet speed
I don't even care bruv, I'm not internet crazy like you trendy kids

>>740834341
cable or fiber?

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Only getting the 2 litre VL...

>>740834276
Topest of keks

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R I T A N O N

>>740834253
Congrats, theguy!

>>740834721
Fushest of chups ;)

>>740834686
Holdens are shit cunt

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Sup kids. Vote Labour and I'll draw you a picture.

>>740834826
Hey bro you're missing a litre..

>>740834764
dunners says hi

>>740834845
yeah ive been pretty interested in politics this year so will probably vote for my second time. very interested in labour party, so theyll get some extra attention

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>>740834896
is this dunners or theguy??????

>>740834873
European car are the way to go

Why would anyone want a 3 way coalition government?

A political virgin, a hippy dole bludger and a arrogant self centred race baiting relic of the 60s.

New Zealand deserves better. Vote ACT.

>>740834978
it's scotto, dunners is chilling with me and cat

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>>740835264
Oh, cool! What are your guys plans for the evening?

>>740835360
build a car, race a car and talk some shit.

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>>740835519
Build a car?

Side note: I've always wanted to go to build-a-bear and build a bear.

>>740835659
some car racing game, I think it's forza? And build a bear would be doooope

Hutt Valley checking in. Still looking for party supplies for alt j in december

>>740834939
says it all really

WGTN here, why do these threads tend to suck?

>>740835960
See:
>>740834939

>>740835960
people drift off, not so many regulars hang around anymore. people move onto bigger and brighter things

>>740835699
>some car racing game, I think it's forza?
Oh, lol. I haven't played forza but that makes a lot more sense.

>And build a bear would be doooope
We need a build-a-bear in NZ!

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>>740835140
>New Zealand deserves better
Exactly, vote Gareth
He's the hero NZ needs, but not the one it deserves right now.

>>740835960
Nobody really talks about their interests. I'm also in Welly, what kind of work/study are you doing here?

Politics in NZ sucks.
They talk about youth representation yet there's pretty much nobody under 45 running in any major party in any position.
Both the major party's are just running the policies last time and the main stream news is just flying their favorite party flag.
Makes me want to move to Russia or somewhere miles away.

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>>740837079
Russia would be interesting!

>>740836718

Essentially doing part time data entry. Recovering from my last brush with suicidal depression.

Thoughts on meth

>>740834253
Better than nothing.
Pack and Save you could do worse to be honest.

>>740835960
Same reason why most normies in Auckland and Wellington still hang around their high school friends into the 20s and 30s.
Loosers can't socialize with anyone their school didn't introduce them to.

>>740837745

Well, this is fairly true for me, but I've been a NEET hermit alot so that's not surprising really.

>>740837681
Yeah I know, just hoping I don't fuck it up somehow, and that maybe I'll feel like less of a loser if I have a job.

my brother shot himself today.

>>740837843
Its a good place to start. social jobs (if you are cashier) are actually really good for you. even a backroom job gives you money and something to do.

>>740837902

Fuck brah

>>740837902
Sorry to hear that my bro. stay strong and grieve well. don't bottle it up.

>>740838023
It's restocking the shelves in the chilled and frozen section.

>>740837902

Again? You'd think he would learn after shooting himself yesterday as well.

>>740838060
BAITED NIGGER

>>740838141
Personal question, first time working?

>>740838155
No, I worked previously at the local strip club as a waitress.

>>740838150
shit my bad i don't roam the nzg everyday. sad that you get a kick out of that tbh.

>>740838141

Just be the best fucking shelf stocker you can be and you'll get noticed and get a good reputation with management. When an oppourtunity comes up they'll be looking for the staff with good reps for the more interesting jobs

>>740838183

Well, atleast you're attractive then right?

>>740837745
Aren't long friendships a good thing??

>>740838155
I had an office job for 2 months, apart from that just casual farmwork and landscaping for the family.

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>>740838141
Which pak n save?

>>740838224

They are, but alot of people's close social circles just shrink more and more as they get older.

Don't wanna wind up alone, or stuck with just the one or two core friends

>>740838226
Thats not so bad tbh. get your life on track and get back into some serious work. (a trade) personal mental and physical health is num.1 always though.

>>740838204
Immaturity level soaring out of the stratosphere

WHERE TF IS IDBRO

>>740838224
Yeah, but if you only have the same 3 friends your entire fucking life. what does that tell you? sad bro sad as fuck. change is part of growing and everyone needs to grow over the course of their lives. otherwise you are stale.

Anyone else find that the line between "normalfag" and weirdo is more blurred here? Atleast in wellington there are some really fucking socially successful freaks about.

>>740834025
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AUSSIECUCK! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR AMERICANS ONLY FUCKO! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS BANNING ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! YOU CAN NO LONGER DANCE ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS AND COMMIT ACTS OF IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

>>740838425
Go die in a fire

>>740838290
I feel like that's natural though because when you're at school you're exposed to a whole lot of people and given they're the same people every day, you're bound to socialize with many of them at some point or another. In early adulthood you have more of a sense of who you are what you value in others so I also feel like that naturally cuts off many potential relationships too.

>>740838352
Sure. Change is great and I see your point, but I don't think there's anything wrong with having a small amount of long term friends, or not being overly popular. Call it stale but some people might prefer it that way.

>>740838209
Aha hahaha ha.

My 50 year old aunty rose to the rank of floor manager in Pak and Slave and I was on more than her while stocking shelves in Countdown, shed been there 30 years, and then I got a pay raise after 9 months.

PaknSave is good for not starving to death, but don't ever think its a career.

Countdown is better if you like money, though they'll fuck you if you get injured and have to take some time off work.

i kill dogs for a living. ask me questions.

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Dunners reporting.

>>740834764
Hey Ritanon! Wassup tonight?
>>740834826
Fuck you cunt, chicks dig V8's

>>740838344
in my basement

>>740837079
>They talk about youth representation yet there's pretty much nobody under 45 running in any major party in any position.

That's pretty much most countries.

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>>740838405
What do you mean by socially successful freaks? I feel like New Zealand is quite a normie country, but we have our weirdos, too.

>>740838571
Why are you killing the dogs?

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>>740838584
Dunners! Nothing much happening tonight man, just in bed drinking milo. How was your day?

>>740838467
Don't you DARE reply directly to me you subhuman Non-American degenerate filth! You have no right speaking to a superior life form such as an American citizen! You Aussiecuck scumbag fucks need to learn your place and to stay off my fucking board. Like I said this is ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! Go back where you belong with the other criminal descended degenerates and nigger savages that populate that shithold excuse for a country. Shit you're not even part of real Australia. How fucking pathetic that you think New Zealand is even a real country. Fucking kill yourself immediately.

>>740838613
idk ay just good fun and stuff.

>>740838766

If you killed stray cats instead you would be doing the entire country a favour

>>740836167
Hear hear!

>>740838664
I am an American.
Go die in a fire.

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>>740838656
Sounds comfy, man!
Pretty good, ta. Chilled with 4chan people IRL, what a world we live in. How was yours? What's new? Hit me with some music!
>>740838766
Is there any purpose to killing the dogs for your living?

>>740838797
i do those too, they gave me this oven thing i just throw them in and listen to them squeal and shit all day funny asf. I listen to Metallica while doing my job really good for long shifts.

>>740838904
Hahaha, that must be interesting! I've never met anyone from here irl. My day was OK, I slept in til mid day so it couldn't have gone better imo, haha. Let me know what you think of this!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eipN_3VnY7M

>>740839112
got any good music??

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>>740838924
Yeah I dunno aye, I think ya just yanking our fuckin chain cunt

>>740834025
Anyone know some good deck polish?

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>>740839153
What does good music mean?

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>>740839112
It's pretty chill, 4chan people are good people! That's pretty good man kek
>>740839175
Cabot's Aquadeck mate
>>740839194
She looks pretty good, you're moving up in the world. She looks cool in the REALiTi video

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>>740839175
Cheers, cuz.

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>>740839373
I'm sure they are, most people on nzcam tend to be quite cool! Haha, thanks man. It's funny, my friend thinks Grimes is repulsive and always gives me shit but I think she's gorgeous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqGPq1zrD5E

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>>740839549
Was bumping this just before:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLYj6soSgjk
Halfway into your rec now and it's dope af!
Your friends are pretty rude dudes, man.
>poppy
Oh God what am I in for now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y91xgcTROsU&ab_channel=bukster1

facebook 00017113114831/videos/109941076252996/

Guys I made a song can I please get your feedback??

>>740839621
This change of coast song is cool, it's a good song for cruising in the car imo! Preferrably a convertible. Hahaha, I love Poppy! That's her latest song.

Here's a lesser known Grimes song with a cool fan made video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy3FPRaeW3Y

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>>740839862
>facebook
Ain't clickin' that shit nigga
>>740839911
Name the song "Dubs" and I'll rate it
>>740839958
Haha I know it from cruising around in GTA! Poppy kinda worried me the first few times I saw her, 2spoopy
I've never heard this Grimes song! I'mma play it after I finish listening to this:
https://soundcloud.com/whoiscecilia/hide-master

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>>740840076
In dream fortress, 2:58 onwards is the best part! The video fits the vibe perfectly too.

GUYS.

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>>740840174
She needs aviators there. This song and vid are pretty different hey! It's cool
>>740840219
What?

>>740840352
would you watch my first ever remix of a song please dont be super critical though

>>740840076
I like this 'hide no more' song! Haha yeah, Poppy is quite intense. Her videos are like some kind of weird art installation.

>>740840352
I agree, that jacket and aviators would work well together! Yeah, dream fortress is definitely different to her newer stuff. More of an acquired taste. Do you like crystal castles?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnqzIYZR1GA

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>>740840429
Yes, link!

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>>740840429
Go for gold
>>740840452
It led me to this one which is one I've been meaning to link you for a minute now!
https://soundcloud.com/pictochat/gee-disco-rmx
I kinda dig that though, I might have to listen to her older stuff some more. I'm liking them so far!
>your farm hack datsun ute used to be sponsored by beer and it was pretty rad

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>>740840640
>your dads RX-3 he had in the seventies that he told you about was pretty rad

wont let me upload the vid what format can i uploadf here?

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>>740840765
I don't think .webm's have audio on this board, either upload the song as one to >>>/gif/ and link it or chuck it on YouTube, Soundcloud etc and link it
>beer_run.jpg

>>740840870
but they will find me.

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>>740840640
This disco song is cool, like the budweiser ute, haha. Grimes' old music is great! Really experimental and vibey. I think you'll like a lot of it. I can give you a list if you like, hahaha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7zxAI3GW2o

>>740840765
Upload it to youtube or soundcloud.

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>>740840870
See if you can upload shit to Vocaroo, that's anonymous

its okay I figure it out https://webmshare.com/ao3GO
>>740840928
>>740840870
>>740840640
>>740840465

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W3JumQysPy
yeah it's anon alright check it out

>>740841023
what the fuck

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>>740841023
LOL!

Remix this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQbVL0yKnIU

>>740841023
OC FUCKING B!

>>740841286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35OOk8Tk9n8

fuck that, here some real g shit

>>740841023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1G-rsGrluY

they seem like fine upstanding gentlemen with a bright future ahead of them

>>740841409
i cant edit that tho.

>>740841446
i like anons version better

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>>740841409
This is so cringey.

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I got offered to trade my car for this car, what do you think /nzg/?

>>740841023
This is an instant banger, my dude. When's the mixtape coming out?
>>740841122
This is just lewd.

>>740841409
>>740841446

That's some cringe worthy shit.

What has American pop culture done to the world.....

>>740834025
No?

Discord?

>>740841583
even their boxing is cringy

>>740842679
>>740841583
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZV8X-rtx8g

>>740836167
Agreed. TOP is the only viable option. If you're considering any other party, literally kill yourself

>>740838183
City?

>>740834133
>Australia the parody
Its literally in our constitution that you are part of our country cunt.

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>>740844190
>being so insecure about his shit country where everything is either banned or doesn't work that he has to shitpost in our general
really activates my almonds

>>740844141
ENGLAND

>>740839172
Fuckin' Nolsy cuuuuunt

nabbed a job at acc. pretty shit so far cos im on the bottom bitch jobs but it's 500/w so im content with first job

>>740838584
>>740838656
fuckn aye i moved here in february been spending my >>740844665 money at all the bars around the joint, new plymouth was a shithole. gona get trashed somewhere on friday

>>740844665
how much per hour? how many hours per week? age?

>>740844774
you moved to dunedin?