how do you compete against THIS?

>>740818223
Easy. I can actually fuck a woman.

>>740818223
nice size but the top looks shit. seriously.

I don't have photoshop

>>740818223
I too can use photoshop

You don't, who wants that? lol

Ideal penis size is 6-7" long and 5.5-6.25" around.

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>>740818274
>"I can actually fuck a woman with my 5.5 inch pecker."
>tips fedora

Most women will be terrified at a cool that huge. Women aren't that deep

Lol.
What kind of head is that?

>>740818223
Not many women want more than 7 to 8 inches.

By drinking Red Bull instead

>>740818556
t. virgin

>>740818581
ah, nigga you beat me to it.

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>>740818274
the sad truth for guys with huge girth

>>740818223
I think threads like this are fucking retarded. Black and white men duking it out over their dick size. You people are to afraid of being emasculated on the internet, so you spam "Black Bull" threads or "How can you compete?" threads. If a woman is only attracted to you strictly because of your skin color or penis size, it's safe to say that she doesn't appreciate the significant roles in a loving relationship. This cesspool of threads is fucking pathetic. No one gives two shits about what kind of dick you have. Most of us are here to browse YLYL threads or secretly fap to trap threads. You people are corrupting /b/. and /b/ is already shit. Why make it worse?

>>740818223
i can tell it's photo shop blood vanes do not get bigger or smaller unless splitting or combining.

>>740818544
it's called photoshop

by taking the place of the woman ofc

>>740818223
This makes me thirsty for monster and dick.

>>740818821
t. virgin

>>740818635
You fukin nasty shit then.

>>740818223
professional woman here. dick is way too big, i cross the line at 7.5in. i'd have fun giving that monster the succ though

>>740819014
t. fuccboi

>>740819022
it's 6am and I really want monster, wat do?

>>740818223
thats a fucking terrible shape

>>740818223
Pinking shears.

>>740818223
i don't have to, I have a partner.

nobody has to.

life isn't a competition any more

please grow up

>>740819002
What a fucking tool you are.

>>740819349
t. triggered virgin

>>740819297
hidden wisdom in this post

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>>740818223
step aside human bois and accept your fate

>>740818223
Staring at the one on my desk now.

I really need to clean my knives.

>>740819297
perfectly said!!

>>740818465
sweet! exactly 6. I never knew my little weener was in the sweet spot before....

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>>740818223

You're all stupid.

Op's image is photoshopped.

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>>740818223
My dick is pretty and above average length(8" flat). Circumsized. No curves or bends. No irregular color differences.

Grade A penis TBH. Thanks God.

>>740818223
Am I the only one that thinks that shit is shooped?

>>740819894
>>740819894

see:
>>740819659

>>740818821
Spoken like a true babydick

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>>740818821
>>740819297

>>740818556
actually most women don't really like any bigger than 6" or so. If you have a huge dick, your best bet is to date a taller woman, or you might not have a very good sex life...

>>740819498
this should replace black bull threads

>>740819659
/thread and saged

>>740819695
The curve is the part that actually presses up against the Gräfenberg spot. If there's no curve, I automatically know the girl in the video isn't enjoying it. Source: I don't enjoy straight cut dicks for this very reason. I see one and I know I'm in for a shitty night.

The arch changes the shape of the vagina through the thrust and its the changing of the shape that feels good. Ontop of that, you're circumcised so either you have no feeling or you cum in 30 seconds and any handjob or blowjob is going to be dramatic and messy.

Your penis is only Grade A to dudes, because straight dicks hit the prostate better and no foreskin means more friction. I know this because I consume a huge amount of gay porn and have a lot of gay friends.

Congrats, your cock is gay.

>>740820241
Why are you a curvy dicked faggot pretending to be a girl on the internet?

>>740820144
>or you might not have a very good sex life
>sex life
>implying

>>740820144
Um my wife is 4'11".

>>740820241
Wow. You sure went through all that just to rephrase "curved dicks make girls feel better".

Stop watching porn, kiddo. Sex isn't about thrusting. I can thrust my girl from behind and get no reaction or I can lightly choke her and pull her hair and she'll act a totally different way.

If you think foreplay, oral, finger, clit play etc. Isn't a factor you're a lying virgin.

>>740818556
from what I've seen in real life and online, most women would actually rather someone be about average. You can hit their cervix in a lot of positions at 6" inches, which I've heard pretty much feels like being hit in the nuts. Women wanting horse cocks is mainly perpetuated by porn and size queens with huge vaginas

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>>740818223
with a BBC

>>740820499
That and how she positions her hips so that you hit what she likes.

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>>740820605
Clearly you mortals have never heard of the legendary OG Mudbone. Search him on Pornhub. OG Mudbone does not disappoint.

>>740818223
not trying to be the typical "women only can take -" post but that cock is not only ugly but literally useless, the only thing that's fitting in is a 50 year old gay man's soggy loose anus

>>740820586
I agree. I say 7 to 8 inches so that she can say he is big. That's is good for both him and her. I can't go in all the way cause it will hurt her.

>>740820605
That's from a porn video

>>740821058
thanks captain obvious

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Like this

Heres a question, if the ideal penis size is around 6-7 inches, why are most dildos thick monster dongs?

>>740821186
It's not my fault you're too shy to show your actual dick

my dong is like 7 inches and it tops out every girl i fuck, longer dicks are for stuffing fag buttholes

>>740818223
With respect

>>740821290
And also, with my trips

>>740821315
Nice try faggot. Check em

when you were born super feminine and have tiny cock like me theres no reason to care to compete. you just know your role and become a fucktoy for real men. they love asserting their masculine dominance

>>740821271
I didn't post that image. I'm just saying you're retard for saying it's a porn video when everyone already knew that

>>740818223
Well, there is a blatant lack of pussy-bearing creatures in your immediate vicinity. In my immediate vicinity there are no less than three and 1/3 vaginas.

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>>740820393
No dude, just a dumpy dyke with flat tits who knows more about dick than you do.

>>740821373
Post that boipucci

>>740821415
Stating the obvious doesn't make you retarded buddy

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>>740821258
those are for dudes bro

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>>740821547
>faggot thinks she knows anything about dick
nah you know pussy
I won't pretend to know that, so don't pretend to know about dick

>>740821684
yes it does. You're a retard because you got nothing to say so you say something obvious for approval, faggot

>>740821547
What is this? Where is this? No shower, just a shower curtain? Water goes where, up your dyke cunt?

>>740821821
I was married to a man for seven years until he died. Please try again.

>>740821859
Yes, water goes up my dyke cunt because amerifats are too poor to have a wetroom :^)

>>740821588
hi. show me your big cock

>>740821880
How curvy was his penis?

>>740822069
Lethal.

>>740820862
him n his fuckin fake ass dick nigga

>>740821967
Nope have bathroom. Shower for shower so water doesn't go everywhere. Another door so I can shit in private.

>>740821859
Never heard of a wet room?

>>740822225
So what you're saying is you spend a lot of time at home. Fair enough. Not everyone can afford to travel.

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>>740820605
Babydick whitebois destroyed yet again

>>740820862
>OG Mudbone
>real


you fucking retard

hahahaha
HAHAHAHHA

>>740822286
Yes wet room is a shower not the entire bathroom. I don't want to get my socks wet to take a piss.

>>740822332
who girl

>>740822301
retarded

>>740821547
Hiding dick. Pretending to be female.

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>>740822301
In Europe it looked like that.

>>740821547
What's the box thing on the wall behind you?

>>740822621
Nearly every where in the world looks like that.

Only poor people and hospitals have the whole room a wet room.

>>740822735
poor persons water heating.

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>>740818223
do you have kik? im a total slut for huge cocks

>>740822753
No shit. Not poor. Have good job, like to travel. Like to stay in nice places.

>>740822510
No dude, its just 6:40am, I'm hung over and I'm ugly. Having girljunk doesn't automatically qualify you to be attractive or well shaped or even meaningfully shaped tits. I already posted tits. I don't have to do shit. You enjoy your delusions.

>>740822507
Totally. Spending a whole year in a single shit-hole would drive me crazy.

>>740822621
Yeah, thats a shower, not a wet-room. The floor dips towards a drain in the middle so any running water automatically goes away from the doors to the drain. Its like being on a slight hill.

>>740822735
Electric shower. We're out in the middle of fucking nowhere and the boiler tends to lag a bit because we're in the countryside. I don't like the idea of waiting 6 minutes for the boiler to tick on so we had an electric shower installed like a decade or two ago.

>>740822890
Ah, so you stay in nice places do you don't actually have to do anything. Cool cool. Any hobbies or do you sit on airline seats all day and feel well travelled because you've shifted your geographical location and taken some photographs at tourist traps?

>>740822776
Do poor eurofags not have hot water in their whole domicile?

>>740822986
No its the 1920s we have to prop an iron bath up on stools and start a small fire beneath it or ferry back and forth with kettles if you have one of those new fangled through-the-pipe to-your-house gas stoves.

>>740822986
Poor everywhere. Ive seen them installed in Europe, America, Russia, Asia.

The norm for all those countries is to have a hot water cylinder. Or if their newer, gas hot water.

>>740822962
How'd your husband die?

>>740823261
I can assure you there is a block in a cupboard that makes noises and has dials. It lags because "efficiency" apparently.

>>740823340
You can have too much of a good thing.

>>740821547
>ib4 white knite
you are beautiful i love that body type

>>740822962
Middle of nowhere. I live on 30 acres. It's called propane. Shit keeps whole house with nice warm water. I stay in nice places cause I can afford it. Do anything, I'm on vacation trap I'm paying good money so I don't have to do shit.

>>740823525
What, short-ass pettankos who lift? If you call me Midna, I'm going to break your arm, anon.

>>740823525
PS: You're not a white knight, you're a pedo.

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>>740822962
Reading your responses I can see why your husband killed himself. It's amazing he made it ten years. Someone should award him a posthumous medal.

>>740823455
I think i understand. Thats shitty

>>740822962
Tits? My bitch dog has nicer tits.

>>740823744
At least he knew the difference between seven and ten. Before you talk about medals, you should learn to count.

>>740823863
No shit she does. Read the filename.

>>740823900
Uggo.uggo

>>740823996
Exactly. I am in this moment at 6:59am with a hangover and too sick to go running today because I'm hung over, a total fucking disaster zone. I wouldn't touch me with a stick.

>>740823636
Id defo stick it in for a good porking. I bet your ass is great too

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>>740823636
your'e definitely a Midna.

I can confirm because I am a expert.

>>740824123
>up at 7 AM with a hangover

why do you hate yourself?

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>>740822962
why isnt anyone asking for more ?

>>740824123
Post ass pls thnx xx

>>740824139
Well I can say for certain that it exists.

>>740824224
I woke up at 4am. I'm grieving, anon. Alcohol and antidepressants don't mix.

>>740824192
Kill me.

>>740824260
>>740824269
This is a joke, right? How thirsty are you nerds?

Also uh, shit. Thread-hijacked. I'll shut the fuck up now.

>>740824260
Be the change you want to see

>>740824224
Job bitch.

>>740824260
form reading her posts doesn't seem like she would anyway

>>740824260
I'd rather see a trap with nice tits.

>>740824335
This thread was about some photoshopped picture of a dick, before you posted. I WANT ASS

>>740824335
>alcohol and antidepressants

Stop it. Get some help. Not meming. Please talk to us, Anon. Most of us here pretend to be edgelords but you're basically sitting there making yourself miserable.

>>740824335
bitch you started the shit keep it rolling.
>>740824139
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>>740824483
lets see that ass hun

>>740824429
plz dont ruin this

>>740824522
Ye do this. but first hot ass pics for the masses, OP

>>740824483
Yeah and I want my dead husband back. Its not happening.

>>740824522
I've been here since 2004, Mr. Jordan. All things considered I think I need to make myself miserable.

Also I'm meant to be shutting the fuck up not postfagging.

>>740824630
>I think I need to make myself miserable

On what grounds? Your life is your life.

>>740822621
Oldfag here. I have traveled extensively and lived in various places in Europe- this is indeed a typical European contemporary bathroom(dummys say "modern.")

Euros are ahead of the game in new designs/building materials compared to here in the States.

Having said that, I have been in some parts of Europe that indeed had "unique" bathrooms. Some outdated. Some with no shower stall, but hanging shower head with the drin in the center of the room. Some have even had the classic hole in the floor with the foot spots. These places are usually out of the way beach spots around the Mediterranean and Adriatic.

To be honest, I enjoy being surprised.

>>740824630
Awh, now i feel sad for you. I spose it wouldn't be good for your self esteem and all that gay stuff. Looks like there's not gunna be any ass, folks.

Still better than a photoshopped picture of a giant dick tho

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Why the fuck not. My hands are shaking a little and I've never really taken photos like this before so the picture quality will suck, also sorry about the vomit on the mirror.

>>740824862
The fuck is with some houses in europe having the only shower head attatched to the bath tub with no holder in the wall to put it? So you just have to sit in the tub like an arsehole holding the shower head with one hand trying to clean yourself with the other

>>740825100
Oh fuck its upside down lmao let me fix that

>>740825100
Yeah I'd DEFO give you a good porking. A right good rodgering

>>740825354
We get it, you vape.

>>740825100
>upside down
still a delivery i suppose.
"never"
>never
NEVER take pictures like this before ?? how old are you dumpy?
also dont be gross. clean the mirror.

Hot tho

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>>740825461
Thirty.

>>740825100
I only want more now

>>740825100
the big dick guy wins. you're smaller than him.

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Oh fuck its upside down lmao

>>740825663
prove you dont have a cock

>>740825172
Hahaha, YES! I call them "barn showes" as in when farrmers wash their barn animals! It's doesn't make sense! But I believe it's simply the old style of showering is essentially still utilieze. Many... MANY years ago, my family vacationed to this far off beaten town in Italy during a Euro road trip,. We stayed at a cabin that had now shower. The water was heated in a big ass fucking pale on top of a fire burning cook stove, this is actually were my mom cooked dinner for us, and she washed us mixing the hot water with cool water.

My parents are from Europe and they told us this is how it was. I think peopel stiall wash that way in some parts,

>>740825663
Bottom left is that a tv?

>>740818223
I can get an erection without getting dizzy.

>>740825739
Can't. Has a cock.

>>740825764
No, its a plastic cuboard. We had a wooden one but the wood rotted and with all the dogs we used to wash in here, they'd bite and scratch the paint so recoating it wasn't economical. We used to breed dogs.

>>740825663
Post a pic of your asshole. I'm serious. I want to see it. Just your asshole.

>>740825845
Wtf poorfags. A shower is for humans.

>>740825855
>>740825739
Nah I'm done anon. I like attention but not that much.

>>740825741
Crazy shit, makes no sense to me. How advanced can a shower be? Or drill in a fuckin holder for the shower head into the wall. Them nutty europeans eh

I love all this conversation about my shower.

This is amazing.

>>740826010
You have a nice body. Where are you from?

All you faggots talk way too much.

>>740826200
UK. Nice dubs.

>>740826273
are we aloud any more then that like city ?

>>740823874
Didn't bother to go check but there you go again, proving my point.

>>740826391
At least I can count.

>>740826377
Somewhere in there is a sentence trying to get out.

>>740826273
Im gunna guess somewhere in scotland?

>>740818223
by not measuring from behind my cock

>>740826475
Congratulations, doesn't make up for your shining personality.

>>740825100
can we see your asshole???

>>740826502
What gives you that impression?

And no.

>>740820862
his dick might be fake but the keks are real

>>740826656
Why, because I'm just as much of a cunt as you lot are?

Anon, I'm a programmer. If someone isn't going to pay me or I don't like them, I'm not going to be unnaturally nice to them.

I don't have the looks that make that kind of thing work. I'm very VERY plain looking, boardering on ugly.

>>740826752
Only a guess, but they like their going out, getting into a state and throwing up on mirrors, mainly. Also your fair skin

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>>740826692
Here you go anon, a shitbox.

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>>740818223
This is how.

>>740827059
I can only get so erect

>>740826982
My mother's Irish and my dad's Russian.

I'm not sure if I should be eating potatos or drinking them.

>>740826902
I'm tired and I'm done being a dick to you. Whatever else, you seem pretty down to earth. Have a nice night.

>>740827135
Fuck them when they're not sexually aroused?

>>740827268
You too. Hope that whatever happens, your night doesn't feel like my night did. For being chill at the end, you deserve better but I'm kind of amused you were a cunt in the first place.

>>740827182
Why because you're impressed by two decent monitors, four budget ones and an iPad or do you think game development is sexy?

>>740827185
Kek. That explains it then. Where are you in the uk?

>>740827459
Nigger?

>>740818223
Thats the most perfect dick ive ever seen

>>740827459
Yes all of that. Exactly

>>740827504
Yes. I'm a nigger. Me, with skin as pale as fucking snow which I've already shown you twice.

>>740827572
I take it you get off on being emasculated? Are you into femdom anon? Are you a cuck? Maybe its both?

>>740827645
please post nude pictures

>>740820144
Well, most women like the idea of a huge dick, but when it actually comes down to using the thing it becomes a very awkward and difficult process.

>>740827493
North East. Its a shit-hole here but the rent is cheap so I get to hold onto more of my money and jew it away in an account or blow it on tat. I was in Northampton for a while. Nice place. Close to London. Then you know, the world decided it wanted to suck so I lowered the bar to entry of survival to make up for my fucked work performance.

>>740827732
Scroll up.

>>740827645
No I just like my women pale and in a cave dimly lit by monitors. Don't ask me why

>>740827765
MORE PLEASE

>>740827756
I dunno. It has to have that banana arch and a well shaped head I think. Really, the two things that are nice are either a pubic-bone grinding against my clitoris when a guy is really vigorous (RIP his frenullum) or when someone is using the shallows but is really aggressive with their tongue in a kiss.

90% of what makes sex good is the psychology of it. Its the same way that like moaning girls in pornography are a massive turnoff for guys who aren't full of themselves as far as I can tell, or how porn can be really cringy.

The only difference is the person we're looking at isn't someone else, its ourselves and our perceptions of ourselves so if it feels cringy, we don't like ourselves and thus we can't get into it.

Thats basically the female mindset of sex and why a lot of girls will ask to turn the lights off. We don't want to acknowledge we exist in the moment, only what is happening, or we want to feel good about ourselves because feeling attractive is really really gratifying.

>>740827902
We have that in common then.

>>740818223
Yeah cause girls want every part of sex 2 be excruciating pain

>>740827765
Damn, its grim up north. I feel for you, I really do.

>>740818223
that's a really tiny can of monster

>>740827952
More what?

>>740827989
So you've never wanted to be punished in the bedroom then?

Now imagine he's going to punish you with his dick.

Think about that for a minute.

>>740828039
Oh its very grim.

>>740828081
more nudes PLEASE

>>740828165
There's a whole board for that and they are much better looking than I am.

http://4chan.org/s/

There you go anon. All the nudes you could ever want :)

>>740828225
but your nudes aren't there now are they ?

>>740828081
Well I hope you can sort your life out nd be happy n healthy and all that. Move down south where the sun is always shining and children's laughter fills the air

>>740828358
Is it really that much better?

>>740828347
No, they're actually attractive.

>>740828417
I live in London but have family in hull, what does my head in up north is the weather. Not that its that much better south, but fuck me its enough to make anyone depressed. Londons fucking stupid expensive though

>>740828055
I think so too. Nice dubs.

>>740818223
Eurofag actual fag here.

Those cut dicks are bloody disgusting.

>>740828605
I'm actually in Hull.

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>>740828692
dick/asshole with timestamp or gtfo

>>740828759
This. Fuck it, I've shown some ass. Let's see some dick so I can laugh at your genitals.

>>740828709
Well how bout that, city of culture dontcha know? Been to the deep?

>>740828854
I have indeed. For some reason I remember the pitiful cafe better than the fish, which annoys me because I spent the whole day with my face glued to the glass getting my fix of nature.

>>740828854
So how's London?

>>740828940
Haha theres some memorable fish, im sure you can remember them if you really put your mind to it. If not you can always go again, thats about all there is in Hull anyway

>>740829227
Pretty much. Its a total shithole here.

>>740829290
Yeah come to london I'll show you around all the attractions. But be prepared to take out a second mortgage or something cus it can get pretty expensive just existing down here

>>740829407
Nah I'm good. I'm lonely but I don't need a dicking that badly. Appreciate the offer though, friend.

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>>740818223
Monster ultra? Do you have a drink that comes in hetero?

>>740830027
I've got four cans of it on my desk. As thread dyke I can indeed confirm this is a very very gay drink.

>>740829861
Sure, good luck with feeling better. Do all that shit like eating right n socialising n yoga type stuff. Whatever makes you happy

By pulling 6 figures a year

>>740830135
Aside from a bowl of icecream and granola a week, I'm pretty strictly meat and salad. I used to run but I stopped around Christmas time which is why I'm kinda chunky at the moment.

>>740830140
I can indeed confirm that money is an excellent sexual lubricant. Someone being able to take care of you so you don't have to worry anymore is very attractive, regardless of what sex you are -- its just socially acceptable to admit if you've got a cunt.

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I'll stick with my 7"ish length and 5"ish girth. Plenty of girls don't like their uterus pounded into a pulp

>>740830324
Yeah its important to excercise for mental health. You into all that mindfulness stuff? The nhs recommend it these days

>>740818223
at least I can use photoshop correctly you absolute nut

>>740830324
Also you look fit to me

>>740830466
I dunno, the thought of having mine smashed to bits by a penis that's excessive is kind of pleasing.

>>740830580
I do indeed practice mindfulness. I'm still bloody miserable though but thats largely down to the fact my life as I knew it is over and I have to start over.

>>740830621
I'm not particularly fit. I used to be able to run 8K but now I can barely get half way down the block without being fucking exhausted. If you don't use it, you really do lose it.

>>740818223
By knowing you can only fuck only one pussy at a time.

>>740821547
no wonder you opted out of the gene pool. fuck this world you ugoo dykelett

my dick is big, every girl says its the biggest they've seen, but its no where near as big as this. i pretty much can't fuck any chick full on, or else it rips them a new one. they love telling their friends about it though. i have fuck a few guys before, and they're able to take the whole thing in the ass which is much more accommodating.

>>740830793
Jokes on you, I have a child. I was too young to raise them so they went up for adoption when I was 14. They're now 16 and are engaged to be married. I might be an evolutionary culdesac but my legacy lives on.

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>>740818223
Its not a monster, but I do alright.

>>740830948
Hideous. Kikes got the best of you.

>>740830669
Aint the truth. I used to play rugby n shit for hours, now i get tired after like a minute of running. Im sorry you're miserable, but it'll get better. You seem to have your head screwed on right

>>740830948
Man why are cut dicks always so ugly? A lot of my friends have legitimately turned guys down because they have "missing parts" and the sex would be really fucking uncomfortable.

I have a theory that the reason guys want bigger dicks is because they think it'll make up for what was taken from them.

>>740831131
Thanks anon.

>>740818821

> doesn't give a shit about dicks
> here to browse trap threads