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Seu buceta

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Seu buceta
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>>740810588
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>>740810588
The kid stole his gun and then was so stupid he let the guy "look at it" before he bought it, so the guy is just fucking with him.
but if you don't know that you should start a thread by being active then you don't deserve the thread
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This bread is doing well so far.
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>>740810588
"Tá quanto this gun?"
"It's por 500 conto"
"You desse size vendendo gun?"
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>>740810588
It's a brazillian meme. This is staged
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>>740810914
should have worded it better ..i chose a random webm
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>>740812033
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>>740811365
thats just what the brs want people to think
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>>740812033
equality
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>>740811974
A REAL person died here. Please show some respect!
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>>740811229
this pisses me off more than it should for some rason.
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>>740812167
More negroids getting rekt please
getting nice and hard here
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>>740812442
lol newfag (or bad bait fag)
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>>740812167
massive brain haemorrhage
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>>740812167
>niggers dont even know how to punch
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>>740810588
It's the "Hyont thoot!" kid.
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>>740812591
>obvious newfag calls other people newfags
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>>740810853
/Thread
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>>740812399
Thats not reckt, thats retarded.
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>>740812090
yeaaa....getcho nut lil nigga
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>>740812617
Would she survive this
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>>740812773
Obvious newfag calls someone newfag for saying someones is a newfag
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>>740813024
>Obvious newfag calls someone newfag for saying someones is a newfag for saying someones is a newfag
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>>740812773
Don't wanna be called a newfag don't post newfag shit
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>>740813227
Obvious newfag calls someone newfag for saying someones is a newfag for saying someones is a newfag for calling someone a newfag
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>>740812551
For all of you nigger lovers...
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>>740813589
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>>740812881
she probably stopped breathing soon after she was hit
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>>740813710
Nope, breathing is controlled by the brain stem.
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>>740813581
I am the master newfag here. You beta-newfags have no idea of newfaggotry. My level in newfaggotry is over nine thousand. So STFU.
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>>740814009
>over nine thousand
NNOOOOOOO!!!!!
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>>740812199
More like this, self-defense specifically.
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>>740813589
Those are Mexicans.
I remember when that happened.
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>>740810588
Why is that british kid wearing a brazillian shirt?
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>>740814846
Well? What was it about?
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>>740814684
love this kind of videos
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>>740815072
I believe they were informants for another cartel. But then again I also remember multiple incidents where one cartel kidnapped the mothers/girlfriends of another and executed them. So maybe I'm mistaken, but I'm pretty sure they were informants.
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>>740812033
>but muh feminism
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>>740815822
These are my favorites. Where some guy comes in acting all tough trying to rob innocent hard working people, and gets completely ventilated by a good guy with a gun.
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>>740811974
those look like blank rounds to me, either that or his aim is fucking terrible. didn't see any impact from any of those shots.
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>>740816366
Kinda fucked up how he used that lady for concealment, lol.
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>>740816761
Well played, sir.
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>>740816761
topkek
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>>740817443
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>>740813695
what
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>>740816761
O M G!
mods

anyother 9/11 webm in hd?
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>>740817546
>>740817581
The fuck is it about the yellow man club that makes them so fucking retarded about how elevators work?
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>>740817842
it was suicide, they were just getting away from their wives and had enough
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>>740817842
very tall buildings means alot of waiting for another elevator, gooks and chings always go crazy about it
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>>740810914
Correction, he's trying to sell it to the guy he stole it from.
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>>740817638
The part of this one, that i always kek about, is the guy who gets sniped by that falling lightpole - couldn't make that happen again in a thousand tries.
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>>740817618
Baghdad's new anti-littering device
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>>740812090
Sauce?
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>>740818932
The part that gets me is the arabic text, which apparently says "do not throw cigarettes into strange holes." Because.. apparently that's a big problem..?
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>>740818981
Riot. a shitty britbong movie. not worth watching.
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>>740819219
thanks
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>>740816966
smart if you ask me.
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>>740816366
that was masterful
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>>740813589
Hey, level with me. you don't think all black people are like this? I'm black and these guys look like savages with guns to me
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>>740815839
Thanks for shedding light on this
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>>740812773
>calling someone a newfag as you say newfags call other people newfags.

is it still fucking summer?
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>>740812196
>implying they have a sense of shame
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>>740811974
Oh look, it's more black on white violence.
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>>740820382
there is a massive difference between niggers and black people
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>>740812591
This really did happen. A couple years ago. You may remember Mr. Robot cancelled its show that week because it had a similar scene in that particular episode. Look it up. You'll see.
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>>740811974
https://youtu.be/E7fdBel4G6g
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>>740812090
I'm sure there are plenty of capable female cops around the world, but I haven't met them. Working in law enforcement for the last 5 years I can confidently say I'm very happy that my area isn't as high crime and "exciting" as these other new force guys want it to be.

This can happen single handedly to most female cops I've encountered. Most of them are either old or self absorbed because they passed the Police Academy Lite® course.

Sorry but biologically females are in no position to be a dominant show of power in law enforcement. They are not as capable period.
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>>740820737
No there's not. The only difference between niggers and black people is how many other niggers are around.
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>>740820939
bet. you put a bunch of civilized black people in a room full of guns and drugs they will leave. niggers on the other hand will shoot the fuck out of each other and take everything they can
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>>740814684
Nice.
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>>740816366
Goddamn that was textbook.
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>>740812196
Nope
The kid is alive and well.
Just search "seu buceta esta vivo" on google.
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>>740820896
M.I.A. is trash
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>>740820737
I remember a comedian doing a sketch about that
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>>740816807
Real life isn't like a video game or a movie.
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>>740811974
Did she dieding?
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>>740813589
dem water marks tho
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>>740812442
Oh my dear, where to start with a pathetic fuck, like you

This is not your ecochamber that tumblr is, this is where you are confronted with the purest that mankind is without its restraints, you are confronted with reality, these videos show fucking reality, if you are like me, you are desesitized to this kind of shit due to prior happenings, but your comment just shows that you are some priviledged weak cunt who never had something bad to experience and lives on in his isolated dream world where never something bad happens

most people here don't even fucking value their life due to how others treat them, tell me a reason how you shouldn't shrug off death, if life does not treat you well
cunt
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>>740812033
only one shoe, she gon live
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>>740822221

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders_of_Alison_Parker_and_Adam_Ward

Yep,

On August 26, 2015, news reporter Alison Parker and photojournalist Adam Ward, employees of CBS affiliate WDBJ in Roanoke, Virginia, United States, were shot to death while conducting a live television interview near Smith Mountain Lake in Moneta. The news team was interviewing Vicki Gardner, executive director of the local chamber of commerce, when all three were attacked by a gunman. Parker, age 24, and Ward, age 27, died at the scene while Gardner survived.[5][6] Parker and Ward were the seventh and eighth journalists killed on the job in the United States since 1992.[7][8]

The gunman was identified as 41-year-old Vester Lee Flanagan II, also known by the professional pseudonym of Bryce Williams, a former reporter at WDBJ. The station fired him for disruptive conduct in 2013.[9] After a manhunt that lasted for almost five hours, he shot himself during a car chase with police officers and died later at a hospital
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>>740812399
guy trying to commit suicide.
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>>740822571
>Vester Lee Flanagan II

This is the shooter, he was fired, and he was a homosexual black man
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>>740822515
I know this is 4chan, but we can show RESPECT to the victims and family. This incident happened at my state and was all over the media for awhile. We can have a constructive talk about it, addressing the issues of workplace stress.

That's the real world, not laughing and pointing at the incident for entertainment.

You are most certainly not a cunt, just have your social skills retarded due to a poor upbringing.
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>>740822945
I whole-heartedly agree, but allow me to play devils advocate for a moment. For all intents and purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a dime-a-dozen, true virtues are a blessing in disguise. We often put our false morality on a pedastal like a bunch of prima donnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granted. So I ask of you to muster up all the strength you can because it is a dog eat dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge chip on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw in everything but the kitchen sink, and even though you are having a field day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sixth sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blind eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero tolerance when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around goes around, and when supply and demand fails, you will be the first to go. Mark my words, when you get down to brass tacks, it doesn't take rocket science to kill two birds with one stone. It's clear who wears the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through trial and error but I swear on my mother's maiden name that when you put the pedal to the metal you will pass with flying colours like it's a piece of cake.
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>>740822945
Your excellent upbringing has led you to pretend to care about things that are none of your business.
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>>740822945
Alright which one of you faggots triggered this faggot with a disrespectful comment?
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>>740817582
After dogs finish fucking, the male dog's penis expands, making it impossible to remove from the vagina without harming the animal until it shrinks down again, which takes some time. They get stuck together during this time.

So, these dogs had fucked, and then some other dog comes along (the bitch's husband?) and hilarity ensues as the male tries to flee while still knotted to the female.
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>>740823237
Hi Anon. I see you called someone a "faggot" I'm assuming you meant this jokingly, but I've been mulling this over in my head for several minutes and it does not sit right.

Let me please (re)iterate you on this word. Not only does it aim hatred at a large group of people that I myself and many of my friends are a part of, the word has the power to tear down and undermine a fight that we have been fighting for decades. I don't know where you stand on the issue, but I'm assuming you value your rights to equality as a citizen of this country.

You may think that this is only a word, a mere configuration of letters, but this word is the foundation that keeps LGBT people held in the depths of inequality, while men like yourself toss around hateful slurs in a joking way thinking immaturely that you are immune to hurting anyone. This is not true. Next time you throw this word out (however jokingly and privately you may thing you are using this- in this era NOTHING is ever private), think about those who have struggled for the right to feel safe in their own country.

The word "faggot" creates a hostile environment and makes many LGBT people feel unsafe around those who have enough power in society to use such words. Don't make me feel unsafe. I have a right to my safety. And although I have tremendous pride in being a mature, strong, bisexual woman, it really sucks when your words get in the way of my pride. Thanks for your attention.
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>>740820931

I was at a park at 11 pm at night. I walked back to my car parked on a street and was sitting in it keys in my lap when I notice a police car exit the park parking lot and come towards me. The cops make a u turn and pull in behind me and light me up. A police woman comes to the passenger side and she screams for me to lower the window. I try to let her know that they are electric, so I put the keys in the ignition. Don't turn that key. Lower the window. Can't without the key, Lower the window, puts her hand on her gun. Well, what do? I put both hands on the steering wheel. All of a sudden, driver door is ripped open, chink cop, WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO MY PARTNER, with kimchi breath 2" from my face. I say, they are electric windows, I need to put the key in accessorie mode to lower the window. Oh, he says. Says something to woman cop. After a couple of moments check id, etc..ok you can go. Again I am sitting there, chink cop comes to the door, the reason we pulled you over, you have illegal tint on your window. AT 11 PM at night????
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>>740823428
Why does the dong expand after ejaculation? So the sperms have time to impregnate the female before some other doggy dong gets a turn?
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>>740823480
Bisexual woman, you say?
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>>740823480
>"faggot"

In Lieu of using "faggot" from now on, lets use the term "cocksucker"
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>>740811974
cant even shoot her
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>>740823191
It's not MY business it's everyone's, That fatal moment could've been averted if more people addressed the issue before hand.
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>>740823480
faggot.
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>>740823237
Dude, I am not triggered. I was just pointing out that was a real person they were using for entertainment, that was all.
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Does anyone have that montage clip of all the chinks avoiding stepping on the end of the escalator?
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>>740812442
mate, almost every webm or gif in these threads someone dies
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>>740823237

Its not like he said "gay faggot" so I can assume it could be a regular faggot as well
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>>740823588
Exactly. Usually when done, the male dog turns around completely while still inside the female, and they stand butt-to-butt until they can separate.
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>>740823844
I know, and I am sorry for them all, but we have to start somewhere.
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>>740823639
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
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>>740823561
Sounds about as retarded as most female cops.

I don't have any police harassment stories from my end. But this ex lady wanna be cop "thing" I work with(munchkin might be the best term), has a pretty extensive animal abuse history. We did some digging on her because we don't like her working with us and found a forum filled with hate against her from when she used to be animal control. She was found guilty of seizing animals illegals under false claims that they were being kept in homes unfit to house animals. Shit like that.
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>>740823958
How about we just avoid the ones where white people ("real" people) die? I think that's a good compromise.
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>>740823770
What're you doing here?
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>>740823588
To give a better chance of impregnating the bitch, female dogs produce more than one egg, but they mature at different intervals. This is why in a litter there will always be different kinds of doggies. I found this out after my dog scaped and we had some rather unfurtonate looking pups. They were cool so they got homes anyways.
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>>740817443
right up the shaft
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>>740823561
>you have illegal tint on your window. AT 11 PM at night?

Well, that would be a dangerous time to drive with illegal tint.
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>>740824091
Bitches know what's up
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>>740824053
Here we go with the race card. The assailant was indeed black and the victim white, but that was a work related issue, simple as that.

The reason I said "real" was because of how close to home that incident happened, that's all.
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>>740819586
poor fucking kangaroo, was probably being fucked with by this guys dogs so it defended itself then this fucking asshole comes up and the roo releases the pooch, then the guy just fucking sucker punches him. Poor thing is probably still dazed after getting hit that's why he just stands there
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>>740814846

The real story:

The video, issued by the Los Zetas (Spanish for “The Zs”) criminal cartel, is designed to strike fear into its opponents, government and other Mexican gangs alike. It shows four women kneeling in a field, with hands tied behind their backs. They are surrounded by 13 masked and armed men. One of the men asks a woman about their TIES TO A RIVAL GANG, the Gulf Cartel—to which she admits that her brother is a member. After a few minutes, four men suddenly cut the women’s throats, and after they fall to ground, the helpless victims are decapitated.
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>>740824085
Are you trying to say that my views should bar me from being here? Isn't that, I don't know, elitist?
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>>740824332
I think you misunderstood me. I am personally saying that white people are the only real people. Hope that clears things up.
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>>740812090
In america we just shoot these guys. problem solved britfags
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>>740815839
>maybe I'm mistaken

Yep, its a violent message to the competitor gangs in the area
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>>740824480
oh okay...
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>>740824346
Hamster bro likely survived, unless that's a building.
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>>740824223

I had just returned from the park, keys in my lap, it was 11 pm at night.
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>>740815822
did he just try to rob a store in flip flops?
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>>740823480
Show tits or GTFO
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>>740824711
Still, it was dark out while you were driving with illegal tint.
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>>740824686
most toilets are in buildings, hamster btfo TIP
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>>740824041

That was my point, like she never saw a car with electric windows before.

I just thought it was hilarious when the chink cop came back to let me know, "why he stopped me", but like I said, keys were in my lap.
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>>740824002

not the poster but whoa...

>stopped at "We have REAL intellectual discussion".

you don't need an echo chamber. you are you own echo chamber.

also, td;dr. cos you obviously love to see your own L O N G, boring rant, you narcissistic cunt.

roflmao.
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>>740820884
And your point? Real people dying all over this thread...
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>>740824002

Ok, faggot. You're the head cocksucker.
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>>740824863
I just mean if it's a home or apartment in a semi-rural area, the hamster would have made it into the pipes with plenty of space for air and could swim out

But if it's a large apartment building in a city than it's likely fucked.
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>>740824860

I wasn't driving. I was sitting in my car, keys in my lap.
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>>740825079
sewer demons love snaks.
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>>740825111
You just said you had been driving. Plus, if the tint's illegal, it's illegal. Why do you think they have to see you driving?
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>>740811365
proof pleaz. I hate this video. I want it to be fake. makes me really sad. like that kid is so proud he found that gun. he never wins. he is ugly. he gets kicked around and beat up. and now he finally gets something good. he found this gun, and he knows he will get reward for it. he and his friends are beyond poor - street kids in sao paolo. cops hunt them for fun. but today his mother will be proud.
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>>740817546

>>740817581
first of all, why would you fucking kick an elevator door like that?

fucking chinks are dumb as fuck.
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>>740822379
getting those narco videos out first is point of pride. good advertising too.

used to be super into narco shit since I live near the border.
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>>740825111
That will teach you respect the law, don´t use those tints on your windows.
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>>740825269
renders the elevator useless to anyone on that floor in all honesty.
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>>740824455
No, what I'm saying is, nobody gives a shit about your views. Sure you can say whatever you like but why say it fully knowing there isn't a damn person here who will change their mind
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>>740816807
I see this is your first rekt thread. Welcome, newfriend.
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>>740825406
I know not trying to change anyone's mind, just point out one little fact. Change happens in stages over a long period of time, I am just doing my part.
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>>740811794

i almost did that to an old guy on a scooter today. driving down the parking lot, he comes zooming out from between cars not even looking. i barely kept from hitting him.
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>>740813663
just chilling
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>>740814684
moar!!
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>>740823480
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>>740823717
>>740824821
Guaranteed replies
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>>740825235

>I was at a park at 11 pm at night. I walked back to my car parked on a street and was sitting in it keys in my lap

Never said I was driving....Have YOU been drinking?
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>>740812167
what is the thing on her head? a phone? wut was the point of this shit anyways?
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>>740825566
I'm so fucking tired of these blobs of fat and flesh. Do they think because they get to sit in their warm homes on a computer that they can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with these guys? Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death.

I mean, I knew 4 chan was a disgusting place, but holy FUCK

Never coming back to this website AGAIN
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>>740825791
Look, beaner faggot, you were sitting in your beanermobile at 11pm at night in a car with illegally tinted windows. You were clearly up to no good and probably should have been shot.
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>>740817546
he is a smart man. everytime he pushes button and wait untile the door opens there is cabin behind that door. so if he kicks it open he can safe a lot of time while getting to the basement
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>>740825827
Well... bye
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>>740825566
Start somewhere else hombre
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>>740816966
Well, on the bright side, we unexpectedly discover one more thing that give women value.
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>>740810588
Her butthole must be pretty wrecked: >>740820052
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>>740825827
I am not in anyway demeaning those that watch and enjoy those clips.
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>>740818791
sad thing about this is, that he will die in the second he get rescued. His hips and legs are smashed but the blood stays in the upper part of his body. as soon as it will bereleased he dies. until this moment he is fully awake
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Anyone have that webm where a transgender get ass kicked by some bald guy?
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>>740826267
The ultimate in prostate health tools.
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>>740811974 not sure why people are getting triggered over this, i live 30 mins away from Roanoke and was watching LIVE when this went down. shit like this happens every where, but because it happen so close to home you're triggered? come on now there is no difference in someone getting shot in New York or Roanoke, VA....this is life....
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>>740812090
this shit makes me rockhard. Most female police officers probably dream about this shit
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>>740824384

It's not like he killed it
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>>740823480
Fuck off faggot, go back to r/twoxchromosomes
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>>740817732
Is he fucking blind too? You can see that the elevator have already moved
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>>740822020
Was it Richard Pryor? I heard he went to Africa or some shit and was so humbled by the hard working black men there that he never used the N word again.
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>>740826904
Seems like you are agitated over my comments, seriously, others have commented about other clips, why is my comment so terrible? Why are you triggered?
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>>740824384
Naw kangaroos are dicks. Was probably looking for a pond to drown his dog in.
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>>740824761
Did you just ask if a nigger would do something that didn't make sense?
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>>740817546
>>740817581
The fuck is wrong with this people
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>>740827307
far from triggered, just tired of people "OMG that took place 10 feet from where i live, TAKE IT DOWN NOW!"
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>>740827625
I'll keep you in mind, so as not to tire you, next time I make a comment.
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>>740820616
he choosed "its not gonna happen again."
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>>740827625
9gag or reddit?
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>>740812167
She logged out.
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>>740823588
Because the gods are sick fucks
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>>740818932
Kek
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>>740813589
slut on the far right has nice titties
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>>740812033
Took him while to regulate that hoe
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>>740824346
Looks like the hamster is either dead or dying, so I guess he disposed of him?
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>>740829341
Gnarly!
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>>740826267
is that my man kirkj? never disappoints on pornhub, watch his shit lmao
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>>740829382
do you have the photos post-shooting?
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>>740824384

Lol. You are a straight up spastic. I kive in australia and kangaroos are utter cunts. They are not nice and cuddly and only dumbshit tourists think they are. A girl in queensland just got hospitalised by one on a golf course. They are fucking aggressive creatures. Retards like PETA dont exist in straya cause natural selection takes care of those libfags right fucking quickly
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>>740824384
kangaroo kick can disembowel a man
self defense for sure
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>>740810588

God damn ivory poachers!
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>>740829542
how about staying clear of them rather then going right up to one and punching it in the face

roo's probably think the same of you
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>>740824384
it's a news story, this guy was a professional, and the roo was fucking with his dog, so he knew how to take care of it. was literally the best way of handling that situation, yet everyone still got super pissed off at him. yay for libtards.
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>>740812090
If thread still alive, name of movie?
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>>740817732
>>740818791

eh he's probably alright, just a small bump
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>>740829722

Lol. Showing your local knowledge there. That case made the news. Its a male marking its teritory. it originally attack the guy and the dog chased it off but was then attacked. The guy was going back to save hia dog. Males mark out territory and attack each other and anything that they think is competition.

It like you see that they have legs in the video, but your brain cannot seem tobwork out they they move on their own, not just stand there sedately.

Seriously stop talking shit. You clearly have no fucking clue and are a spastic. Go back to farting in the bathtjb and laughing your ass off, cause even here in the midst of /b spastic city you are outmatched
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>>740819586
lol "that kangaroo's got your dog, bro!"
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>>740818791
Did he seriously stop in the middle of getting smashed to check his fucking phone??
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>>740829722
Fucking idiot. Can't stay clear of it when it comes to you for a fight. The thing probably showed up at a cookout and the guys dog did what any dog would do and tried to protect his family. Then the guy protected his dog in return. Quit whinning over a punch you pussy
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Oh in case any amerifag were wondering, yes a dingo did take her baby. She was finally vindicated via a colonial enquiry but her life was utterly destroyed by the cunt media outlets for a story.
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>>740810588
>these aren't my braces
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>>740817732
RAMMING SPEED!!
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>>740829382
where was that?
story?

Some chinese school?
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>>740812090
I never thought i would jerk off to a rekt thread
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>>740830172

He's brave. Ive had a few run ins with eastern greys and I went for a full on footy kick. You dont fuck around with those cunts. I had my driver ready but the kick was enough to give it the message to fuck off.
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>>740830132
obviously he's probably trying to call for help
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>>740816731
no such thing as innocents
no such thing as a good guy with a gun
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>>740823648
>>740830307
mexican school

And fag kid was depressed so he decided to shoot up the school
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>>740813663
"I'm fine"
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>>740821368
im not sure whats going on here?
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>>740829927
Riot 'G.B.H.' 2012... was curious too and looked it up
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>>740823428

Dogs, the cucks of nature.
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>>740823480
Stfu faggot
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>>740830386
Nah, phone was sideways. "Welp, im not going anywhere anytime soon. Time to catch up on GoT.
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>>740830548
'Tis but a scratch
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>>740822945
or, you know, you could go fuck yourself..
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>>740813695
KEK.... knotted.
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>>740830392
No good
No bad
Only gun
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>>740817618
"Allahu akbar"
- 29 march 2017, the hole
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>>740810823
Quanto tá o revólver?
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>>740829645
underrated comment
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>>740829542
>I live in australia
it shows
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>>740816807
Bullet size, velocity, location, etc.

That was a Glock 19 9mm. Not even cops want to carry that in the hoods anymore because of weak stopping power. Those people still died. Fatal shot is fatal.
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>>740831094
>No good
>No bad
>Only gun
underrated post
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>>740829531
They should be on google, you could look for them as "tiroteo escuela monterrey enero 2017"
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>>740817443
stunt jump failed
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>>740832059
4/20 i kek'd
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>>740812881

With the healthcare available there? No.
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>>740831425
0/10
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>>740823561
>11PM at night
>PM
>at night

are you autistic?
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>>740832690
yes, i love seeing people who deserve it get rekt.
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>>740822766
>trying
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>>740813663
Staged. The guy actually died on the street but the fighters propped him up as a joke
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>>740812591
>lol
newfag
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>>740832690
God bless
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>>740824964
It's copypasta you nigger
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>>740811974
>>740811974
Fake and gay.
She 'ran away' after being 'shot'
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>>740829522
sweet baby jesus
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>>740812199
bus driver got fired over this.
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>>740810588
Seu BUCETA
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>>740833499
im fairly certain this was an actual event. i remember hearing about it.
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>>740813695
successful dog breeding. nature has some really fucked up ideas.
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>>740833499
>>740833635
yeah this is completely real. her and camera man died.
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>>740824384
You know that he dies of cancer or something not long after that vid? He was doing a road trip with some mates before his impending doom. It came and he went, Kangaroo is fine settle down
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/touching-story-behind-man-vs-kangaroo-viral-video/news-story/b2ce359345777f0476acbd05f736bae6
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>>740833635
>>740833742
>2017
>believing in reality

pfft summerfags
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>>740810914
It's a fake and gay chapter on 4chan.
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>>740833452
you're the nigger, NIGGER!

got flamed and now run tail with the lame copypasta excuse?

took you long enough to reply too, fuck face!

where's the screen cap to prove it, you cocksucking faggot?

get arse-raped by a giant cactus!
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>>740823642
she dead bro. camera guy, too
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>>740824346
another 4$ go through the toilet. how could he ever buy a new one?
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>>740832690
wont that security guard get fucked because he shot the robber while running away?
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>>740816761
Amazing.
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>>740814009
wincest
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>>740829106
Had*
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>>740834161
pretty sure since it was unclear whether or not he was still an immediate threat he should be justified
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>>740812199
Buena nido
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>>740811229
Eating drunk
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>>740816807
You watch too many movies. Hollywood has skewed your expectation of reality.
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>>740810588
>no idea what the webm is
Newfag that's nerve gas in Peru
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>>740817443
Living life in the fastlane.
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>>740816761
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>>740822564
Take that fucking tired old lame joke back to red_dit where you got it from, faggot.
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>>740817638
epic
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>>740823191
Some people really do care, Edgelord.
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>>740823796
I have it accessible online. Just go to google.com and type in your keywords.
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>>740812090
What movie is this from?
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>>740834161
No. Once he mentions he feared for his and those around him life it's basically fair game. Besides the company is insuranced for shit like this.
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>>740835267
fuck hollywood niggers, i hardly watch any movies or television, cable is a waste of money/brain cells, and movies bore the shit out of me. is it really that difficult to hit someone at nearly point blank range? he had multiple shots to get off along with the element of surprise? i have a basic understanding of how ballistics work, but is it really that unreasonable to suspect blank rounds?
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>>740825111
Jesus, we got it, your fucking keys were in your lap. In some places, even being control of a vehicle while under the influence is reason to be arrested. You don't need to actually be driving. So STFU about the keys being in your lap.
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>>740836162
just look at other videos of shootings. the most of the time you can not see a physical impact of the hand gun hits. only impact comes from the body, either when people see they get fired at they will jump back, or when spine or brain is hit, there will be some convulsion or direct loss of control of the body. the physical effect will be bigger depending on rounds and especially the weapon.
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>>740829381
Fuck.

FUCK. It's a zombie bird.

Serious why is it just eating the brain?
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>>740825566
>I'm just doing my part.
Who fucking elected you to do "your part"?
No one invited you to do anything, cunt. It's people like you that have fucked this world into the shithole it is today. Seeking "justice" and righting "wrongs". You're the reason mentally ill people walk around telling others they are female when they are male and demand everyone play their game of extreme pretend with them. You're also the reason blacks can do and say whatever they please and whites cannot socially acceptable respond negatively. And that includes openly expressing hate for white people in public. THIS is the result of cunts minding everyone else's business and "doing their part" to make changes no one fucking asked them to make.
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>>740836616
thanks for addressing my autistic comments anon
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>>740836162
Yes, it is. Two people died, so obviously some shots hit home. You would be amazed how often people who are nervous, panicing, and not trained will miss their targets.
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>>740829382
his uncle cho did it better
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>>740836979
she died later. so how hard is it to understand he actually hit her? and you can see other videos where people get hit without any physical impact seen, just that they fall down sooner or later within the video. this is just not shown in this video. if you like conspiracy theories: back to /pol
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>>740834161
well he would deserve it, he should have shot him in the leg or something.
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>>740813695
Which one is the male?
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>>740827303
It was Chris Rock who did that stand up material about blacks vs niggers. I was on youtube, but it may have been pulled due to the current pc climate.
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>>740823428
that's a raccoon handing from his tail... do you see properly ?
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>>740836162
both post replying to this post end in 16
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>>740819586
Anybody got the fallout version?
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>>740815822
Yeah, this always makes me wonder how that reporte lady got shot 5 times and ran 100 feet. What is she a deer
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>>740818791

**Beep beep** You have a new tinder match.
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>>740813663
classic
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>>740812881
i say no. the pressure that will build up in her head as a result of the trauma could even press some of her brain through her ears when her rockbone broke (what it most likely has)
with the right healthcare directly after that? 50/50 but i say at least to 70% vegetable
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