When's the last time you had sex?

December 2015

N/A

>>740800637
July 4th

Saturday. Fucking again tomorrow.

Tired of her

Sunday. Ask me anything.

Jan/17

>>740800637
some 5 or 6 hours ago

1,000 years ago.

>>740800637
Monday, its wednesday today, Love my wife but cant be stuffed fucking her some times

Fucked a prostitute last Friday
Haven't fucked my wife for about a month

>>740800637
it's been a while, op

With my hand, about 15 min ago

Without my hand, never

>>740800637
4 weeks ago
i really need to get some pussy this week

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>>740800637
Never

Roughly 3 three years

>>740800637
Day before Easter of this year

>>740800920
can you be fucked stuffing her instead?

>>740800637
Almost 19 years ago.

15 years ago.

>>740800637
last time? hahaha.

what last time?

Last week. Hooked up with this girl a year ago after matching on tinder. I left the country to study abroad and she would constantly send me nudes then i told her i was back and ready to beat that pussy up which made her really horny so i went over and fucked for hours until we fell asleep.

Less than a hour ago in the garage. Had her over a chair there. It's was all right. Had to rush the end because I heard someone in their car right outside.

>>740800637
over 11 years ago

>>740800637
2008

does coming out of my moms vegana cunts as sex?

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>>740800637

about 6 hours ago with my ex whi i still fuck now and again, she made me wear a condom though :( cos i been fucking other birds and she dont wanna catch anything even though im sure im clean

>>740802362
Only if you were hard.

>>740800637
somewhere between never and forever

Bout 45 minutes ago, actually.

>>740800834
I feel you.

Hasn't happened yet in 30 years

>>740802588
my dad was hard

>>740800637
April 2014

>>740802715
That's what she said.

>>740802588
Came out hard and didn't cry.
What's the matter, you afraid?

15 years ago when i was 10. My dad used to fuck me. am grill. cannot be sexual with anyone since he died.

over a year ago.
fuck I hate moving

>>740800637
On the Lord's day friends, convinced her to finally do anal too

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Fucked her Sunday, AMA.

>>740802812
I was unconscious and salvaged from a battered chest cavity.

>>740800637
August 14 2016 at approximately 9:45pm

2 days ago w/ my Colombian gf in Colombia. The myth is true..... the asses here.

>>740802968
she looks fat

Yesterday. Girlfriend had just started her period so a little blood, but we both needed to cum.

>>740800637
Last night, with my wife. Our girlfriend made us frisky.

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>>740803162
Not really, a little thick I guess.

>>740800637
2 months ago, I'm in a relationship

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2 days ago w/ my Colombian gf in Colombia. The myth is true..... the asses here.

>>740803243
Shower sex

>>740800637
Saturday. My 3d and I tried anal for first time. AMA my dudes.

>>740804396
What size dildo did she use on you?

>>740804552
No dildo needed she used her cock

>>740804650
Hot. What size cock did she use on you?

>>740804721
She is 8inch soft

>>740804769
Bah, I don't like soft cocks.

>>740804920
U don't fuck da floppy

>>740800637
like 2 years ago

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>>740800637
Define sex.

>>740800637
May 2011. I don't even miss pussy anymore.

(I'm lying)

>>740800637
Last night. Felt nauseous all day but couldn't pass it up.

Nutted, went outside and puked. She laughed about it, she knew I was sick. She's a keeper that one

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>>740802588
Fun fact: boys come out with an erection.
The more you know.

>>740805371
Mine didn't...

Never.

Last year around the same time.
I miss my ex...

>>740805431
Congratulations on your new trap.
Raise her right.

>>740800637
2009, i think March maybe early April.

>>740800637
Two weeks ago; threesome

>>740800637
Sunday morning

like 4 or 5 days ago

Coming up to 8 months now. Way too fucking long

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>>740800637
New Year's Day 2012..

This morning. What's sad is that I almost said last night. It's getting bland.

>>740805921
If you don't do something about it soon you'll wake up one day and realise you ain't had any in more than 5 years. Watch out anon.

>>740800637
This morning. Woke up and saw wife getting dressed, motioned for her to come back to bed, she straddled, I came, then we drove to work. I'll fuck her again tonight because she's a solid 8.5/10 and I'm at best a 6/10 and I've got to get it while the goings good

>>740806041
It's a routine. I wake up, she gives me a handjob or we have sex. At night we either have sex or smoke pot and go to bed early. If she's on her period it's edibles and handjobs. Going on 7 years now.

>>740806217
Handjobs. No mention of blowjobs. Wew.

>>740800637
30 year old virgin here so never

>>740806334
She won't. No joke. Like I said, boring

>>740806624
Also she won't ride.

>>740800637
Sometime in May. Had my ex scoop me from rehab for a closure fuck. Kinda regret it

>>740800637

Four years ago, my mental health has taken a nose dive over the few years for other reasons so a woman in that would just end in murder suicide.

>>740806510
Dude get on a dating site there's no excuse for this

>>740806624
:-(

>>740800637

Like, 15 mins ago.

>>740800637
About 4 hours ago, smashed the missus' back doors in, fucking luverly

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>>740806873

>>740806930
when you make only like 50k a year and are ugly and fat then nobody wants you.

>>740806217
Are all relationships doomed to go like this? My gf and i are together for about 3 months now, we only see each other like 2 or 3 times a week, and i am already getting bored with her, and i dont see how can i end this, she likes me a lot, i do t want to break her heart

>>740800637

August 2014. Bitch gave me a raging
infection in my mouth that felt like a molten glass grenade had exploded in there. Shit stung for ten days.

Since then I have given up on it.

Thats why I 4chan now. Free, no-hassle porn with commentary from you faggots to keep me entertained.

Women are too dangerous. Stay away!!

>>740807201
A fat hairy man-girl earning $12k is lurking online for someone like you.

>>740807388
>Bitch gave me a raging
>infection in my mouth that felt like a molten glass grenade had exploded in there. Shit stung for ten days.

>eating pussy, ever

Lol, fuckin' cuck. that's some bitch shit right there. You deserved it.

>>740807201
Dude that's like triple what I make. Not all girls are interested in money. Try lowering your standards you'll find someone.

>>740807438
ya, I'll stick to porn

>>740800637
About 15 mins ago

Don't remember the exact day, but was in December last year, before this, only in 2012...my sexlife exist, but it's quiet like me.

>>740800637
May 2012 I think.

Sunday.

>>740800839
Did you cry during?

40 min ago.

>>740800834
Glad I'm not the only one.

HAHAHAHA LOOK AT ALL YOU VIRGIN FAGGOTS! WE GET SO MUCH PUSSY WE GET TIRED OF IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>740807523
well there's always porn and I don't need standards for that.

>>740807523
like is lowering the standard going to be better than porn? doubtful

About and hour ago.

>>740802892
Charcoal or propane?

>>740806986
I know, right.

>>740808030
Yeah but you should at least try, you don't know who you'll meet. You may end up with something you didn't expect. Plus you can always go back to porn anyways. I still watched porn throughout all my relationships.

>>740800637

About a year ago.

>>740802892
See a sex surrogate. It's like seeing a shrink, except it actually works.

>>740800637
Yesturday in ass of my wife

>>740800637
july 25

yesterday.

going to go fuck her tonight.

I don't want to anymore. I don't like her. I just use her to cum. she's falling for me. I feel like a dick for prolonging this relationship that's not going anywhere.

what do /b/?

July 2016

>>740807201
I knew a guy like that, he started fucking hookers. 50k a year is more than enough to afford the occasional hooker.

>>740803354
she's the type of body style I like. not skinny but not too thick.

more pics.

>>740808748
Move on or become like me.

>>740808111
You'll never know if you don't find out. Theres no way to replicate the feeling of thrusting yourself into a living breathing woman. Pocket pussies and lifeless sex dolls are no substitute.

>>740808748
Don't fuck her again.
Not even tonight, let her know you were figuring out if you liked her like that and came to the conclusion that you didn't.

Friday with husband, and then Sunday with girlfriend.

>>740805431
That's because you're stretched out. He couldn't feel a thing. Hotdog down a hallway

>>740808562
it wouldn't work but thanks anyway lol.. Honestly i gave up over 15 years ago

>>740806075
would you cheat on her if you had the chance?

>>740800637
25 kisses virgin

>>740807201
where you at?

>>740809080
He's a cuck.

>>740800637
5 Minutes ago

>>740809233
USA, Massachusetts

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Yesterday. Fucking my girl again tomorrow. Shes going back to campus soon so we'll be able to hang alone there. The dream.

>>740808954
what are you like?

>>740809026
b-b-but blowjobs...

>>740802892
You miss his cock deep inside you?

>>740807201
I make nothing, weigh over 250 and while perhaps not ugly that shit is subjective. I have lots of sex. Get a life.

>>740809364
shit. if you were in CA I'd help you out.

>>740800637
January 2001 I was 28 then.

>>740808995
probably not worth the hassle

>>740809472
Get blowjobs from someone you actually like.
You asked what would make you feel less like a douche, disengaging from her would do that.

>>740809521
lol help me out how?

>>740800637
March, 2015. I was 39 then.

>>740809472
I'm 36 and avoiding going to bed with until she's asleep by watching sharknado 2. It's been 7 years. 7

>>740808538
im a coal burner.
>>740809476
thinking about it while i masturbate is the only thing that makes me cum.

>>740800637
My penis briefly rubbed against my mothers vagina when I came out of her. Does that count?

>>740800637
Gf said it was too hot for sex so she said she would blow me instead. She did it for 2 minutes and said she was getting tired. That was 10 minutes ago. Now she wants me to buy her a pizza. I think i might leave and never come back.

>>740809111
It's never too late. Try being more optimistic, even if you have to force it at first, it'll come naturally. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 24. It'll happen if you really want it to, and once it does it opens the door of confidence.

4-5 hours ago

>>740809723
Yes. You totally scored.

>>740809771
Kek.

>>740800637
march. my birthday. yes, she's a bitch.

>>740802968
If she took off that mask, would she die?

>>740800637
November 2016

>>740809707
Do you moan his name while you cum?

Fucking three years ago... Fuck me.

>>740809244
No

>>740810198
no. i usually just cry after. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>740809771
Tell her to spread her asshole out so you can't whack off. Then rub pizza sauce on her asshole and run away

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Bout a month ago. She's gone now. I her off.

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>>740807201
50k/yr (assuming euros or dollars, if that's sterling you make bank) is fine. Ugly, erg. That's a tough one.

I knew an ugly little dwarf who got laid all the time. How? Low standards, fearless attitude, could talk up his game, and was persistent. I'm talking like dog shit on your shoe persistent. Got laid tons.

Persistence is like half the battle. The rest is just window dressing. I'm serious.

>>740800834
Same. How I ache for some strange.

>>740800637
Trick question, I'm a 21 year old virgin. I'm almost a wizard.

>>740810351
Sorry that happened to you. Seek psychological help if its inhibiting your happiness.

>>740810447
I seriously don't care enough to do all that work for what amounts to assisted fapping.

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>>740810486
>>I'm almost a wizard.
Not if you're a virgin. You sound like a wizard in your own mind.

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>>740800637
June 27th

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>>740810777

>>740810447
They don't want me? fine, I see no need to try and sales pitch them something they don't want. Women don't want guys like me.

>>740810351
Do you cry because of the trauma, or because you miss it/him?

Did he fuck you nice or mean?