Bizarre/surreal thread Only the strangest stuff here

>>740787781
you are a faggot

>>740787891
Non sequiturs don't count.

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>>740788843
Anyone got full image?
Intrigued

>>740788910
Jesus?

>>740789946
HA

>>740789280
WTF is this? Sauce?

>>740787781
fuck dude that is creepy as hell. damn i hate nazis lol

>>740789753
Hotline Miami?

>>740790928
this one isn't either of what OP asked for. It's very clear the shitty desk just gave out.

>>740791182
and we hate you.

>>740791642
WTF IS THIS

>>740791642
some femen wenches trying to convey a message

>>740790985
Jesus Christ

>>740791837
Women period is haram in mudslime religion (for inatance women on their periods cannot touch quran) so this kinda makes sense if they want to piss off isis

>>740791642
i support this shit

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>>740790516
I wonder how fucked a person would be if they drank a glass of that bath water.

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The never ending pain of being a giant fuzzy condom

>>740792692
This isn't a cringe thread, no more of this

>>740791998
Anyone has the original?

>>740791297
Look at the screen. It's not that it gave out, it's more likely he destroyed it while rage quitting. Still not with the thread though.

>>740790090
funky forest

>>740789091
Wat

>>740789091
The look on that niggas face

>>740793808
whars her name? something to with moon right?

>>740791837
Feminism.

>>740789280
What the Fuck?

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>>740794223
how the fuck would i know

>>740793920
Bulldog?

>>740790985
wtf is this?

>>740787781
Im in love

>>740792662
they would be very brainy

>>740787781
You know... I have seen this image at least a 100 times but never really questioned it.

Is that milk?
Or cream?
Is the cream made with foot?
Or is the cream made for foot?
Why is that girl wearing a white balaclava?

>>740790985
SERIOUSLY WTF IS THAT

>>740793268
goddamnit man that thing freaks me out.

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>>740796579
why the fuck did I even open that

>>740789217
niggas playing half life

>>740796932
Who fucks a shoe? I mean, honestly...

>>740789725
Any explanations for this one? Looks like a bomb attack or something.

>>740793808
Carrie Moon

>>740788910
Fucking saved

>>740788843
>saving and posting a thumbnail

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>>740797763
thank you much

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IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!

>>740788454
I remember that deformed goat... I mean, that Fabulous Unicorn... Ringling Brothers had that year.

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>>740787781

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>>740787781
And all those Nazi boys thought she was swallowing.

>>740787781
how is this Bizarre, surreal or strange? OP = fag

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>>740787781

>>740797566
I understood that reference...

>>740790088
WTF happened?

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>>740787781
raid? lmao, (slime girl)

>>740790928
>Dat Dark Souls

>>740799548
he died

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>>740799358
It looks like everyone is making him eat their hot dogs, but in reality, Hypno Dog is controlling them. Spooky!

>>740799863
I'd make him eat a hot dog alright

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>>740789280
great movie
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>>740794382
fucking newfaggots

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>>740795555
4u

>>740795555
checked

https://vimeo.com/227996396

He suffered a fracture 20 years ago and never treated it

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>>740799863
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>>740793268
Fuck, at least that's. it the .gif version where it fucking blinks and grins like some kind of hellbeast. That freaked me the fuck out the first time I saw it.

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>>740795555
kek'd and checked

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>>740800386
it's way too late for this shit

>>740790985
who is she?

>>740800666
satan confirmed

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>>740800666

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>>740800993
OH GOD WHY

>>740800666
More of this chick please. I forgot what we called her

>>740794049
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand im done

>>740802010
harvard?

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>>740802010
Creepy-chan.

>>740793268
thats pretty unsettling

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>>740802118
Found her. Allison Harvard. Aka creepy-chan. Fucking love this chick. Apparently she does modeling now. I'm going to recommend her to be an actor for Netflix series my studio is doing

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>>740787781

>>740802010
Nana, nana, nana...wanna be on top?

There.

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Welp, I suppose its that time again...

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>>740803368

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Oh fuck yes she does topless nudes. Fuck perfection

>>740803389
Fucking perfection*

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>>740803368
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>>740803575
Why is this a thing?

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>>740803621

>Why is that a question
>Check your URL

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>>740803746
why is this a thing?

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>>740789056
Nice tits

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>>740803767

See>>740803661

>Last one anyway
>Guten Nacht!

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can someone please clarify what this is

>>740803835
Auf Wiederkase

Why are these assholes posting girls in dresses next to cars.

...

...

...oh.

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>>740787781
recently saw these were from the same photographer

>>740803389
sauce?

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>>740804011

>These assholes
>These
>Assholes
>Holes
>s

I'd rather see my kid playing with this fucker >>740804424 than be doing this >>740804364

>>740804563
Same

>>740804562
why does it turn me on

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>>740803856
Looks like a dedicated LARPer to me.

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>>740803140
I have a mess of stories and "canon" I've written over the years, it's something I've always wanted to see as an animated series. If I managed to straighten the catastrophe out, how would I go about pitching it to say Netflix, and how hard is it to pursue that kind of thing, from what you've learned in the industry?

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>>740804868

>Slav bread?
>Slav bread.
>Cypa

>>740804752
This was the Chinese government trying to buy up all property and give reparations (at a way worse rate) for the residents. One refused. So they built the highway around the residence.

>>740804194
Did the men get paid extra for pegging scenes? Kinda feel sorry for them, might as well go and do gay porn.

>>740805042
This reminds me of the time I got steroids injected directly into my rotator cuff today.

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>>740805026
>might as well go and do gay porn
>having sweaty buttsex with another male
>getting pegged by a plastic or silicon dildo by a rather attractive female

Totally the same thing.

>>740805255

Does.. Does that happen a lot in your day to day activities?

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JEJ FOOLS CAN'T SMELT EEL STREAMS

>>740805026
>2017
>not wanting to get pegged by a qt 3.14

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hi mom

>>740805363
Money wise, smartass.

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>>740805026
Using toys is some of the safest sex possible, especially compared to the STD-ridden gay porn community.

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>>740805761
>I feel sorry for them, might as well go and do gay porn

Sure, that's what you meant. You'll break your bicycle with all that backpedaling.

>>740804563
Such hate for nothing. Jesus himself prostrated with his head on the floor. The hate is created by the West themselves. Attacks in UK before invasion of Iraq: 0
Attacks in Spain before joining invasion of Iraq: 0

>Pull your penis out of the Middle East
>No attacks BACK
>Enjoy peace
>???
>Profit

>>740806170
Counter-point.

Turn the entire Middle East into an ocean of glass.

>profit

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>>740803140
no one cares

>>740793268
if your brightness is turned way down, the little wtfe animal that is that the doll is holding looks like a boner under the skirt. fucking lulz.

>>740806170
I have no problem with the praying method just don't want my kid being a muslim

>>740789725
Wow I remember stileproject.
Is that still even a thing?

>>740804194
I was wondering how the fuck is this even bizarre, just some pegging. Then I saw the midget on the sofa
wtf

>>740806627
Heh, secret society here. We used to have a pretty decent IRC and Forum, both of which are still around.

>>740789217
Theres another picture to this that raises more questions.

>>740791750
It's a good thing they pixelated the vulva.
I would hate to become offended.

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>>740800666
Allison Harvard is so cute. I have that picture framed by my beside.

>>740805363
Spoken like a true cuck

>>740788910
Just another day in motherland

>>740794369
I watched a doc about the fossils of this snake and the building of this replica. Pretty cool

>>740789280
>Japan

>>740789725
Buddhist nuns

>>740797088
I remember that guy. He actually had a real family and had a completely freaky playroom with fucked up dolls like that one.
Wife finally left his dumb ass.

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>>740807179
Nah, too jealous for that shit. Besides, pegging isn't even my thing, just the logic in that post is goddamn retarded.

>>740803856
the best thing you or i will ever see.

>>740804892
Honestly fuck you with this pic. I want to die now

>>740799358
Nerve gas.

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>>740807777
>>740800666
>>740795555
checked

>>740790928
git gud faget

>>740800700
kek

>>740791642
Pretty badass can't lie

>>740793653
Obvious photoshop is obvious

>>740795970
It's a type of worm that lives underwater. Thats its stomach that it shoots out to eat shit but since its out of the water it can get stuck and break off. They can regenerate it though.

>>740792662
it's probably a preservative like formaldehyde, so pretty fucked

>>740798912
Send an unedited version to Breitbart

>>740787781
Moar of her?

>>740793880
jesus fuck. tim burton characters are coming to life and joining the labor force in eastern europe.

>>740806292
This would be the entirety of my foreign policy if I were a leader in pretty much any western country.
I'd also add North Korea to the list.

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>>740788675

who's gonna add this pic to google maps?

>>740808575
thats scary can you stop posting that please

>>740808735
Hot.

>>740799537
i was there for that it was fun m8

>>740788306
Someone add a caption:
THESE AREN'T MY GLASSES