you wake up tomorrow with all superman's powers. wut do?

>>740783771
I wouldn't notice and nothing would change

>>740783771
Force Trump to suck my cock every time he says Hillary or Obama.

Grab TRUMP by the neck and Fly him to Jupiter and leave his retarded ass there.

Wake up pissed off with the downgrade

1. Look at every girl's tits with my x-ray vision.

2. Kill General Zod.

>>740783771

I like Batman.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!

I would fly my wife with our unborn child to see the stars <3

>>740783771
since superman can do everything, do nothing. fuck that

>>740784296
Truth

>>740783771

strip down.
reach behind and goatse it.
fly around skyscrapers showing it off.

become the best mma fighting champion of all time

>>740783771
have sex with a girl

Lazer TRUMP and his whole family with my eyes!

Dispense with evil doers.

>>740783771
The American government is hereby dissolved. All your elected leaders are fired. The bureaucracy and military report to me now, all those who oppose me get tossed into space.

>>740783771
Look for a Kryptonite bullet and kill myself.

>>740784452
Superman has heat vision not laser vision.

>>740783771
Fly to antartica to learn my powers before I try anything. i dont want to get one shotted by a laser cannon or some shit and captured by the govt for the rest of my days.

>>740784628
Thanks still FUCK TRUMP!

MASS ANAL RAPE!!!

>>740783771
Rule as an immortal god until I get bored and throw Earth into the sun.

>>740783771
1. Go and sleep in the Sun for 800 thousand years
2. Become a literal God
3. ??????
4. Profit

Become Supergirl

>>740783771
Lock my Krypronite collection in a lead vault.

Send FOX news Alex Jones , rush limbaugh and the who Trump family of crazies space.

>>740784208
>>740784054
>unimaginative liberal trash detected

>>740784552
General Zod, would you care to step outside?

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>>740785010

Do the world a favor and get rid of the Trump administration!

Be all sad and write a song

Fuck it. I'll go explore the cosmos. With that much power, who would give a fuck about this mud ball.

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Kill all niggers

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Spend a year in the center of the sun, come back, have everone worship me as god.

>>740785247
>Whoops I accidentally into a solar system with a red star
>Dies

Tell my wife to get me my chair

According to science not (REPUBLICANS OR TRUMP) The world should be ending 2100 so enjoy the next 80 years . Temperatures globally going to go up 2 degrees nothing we can do we are f*&cked

>>740785328
Works for me.

>>740785360
Nigger fuck your idea stealing shit
>>740784774

>>740783771
Commit petty crimes, let myself be "arrested" and then just walk through the jail walls. Never be violent, but simply refuse to remain imprisoned, until they get frustrated and just give up. Then go commit more petty crimes for my amusement.

>>740785375
It'll be worth it still. Beats staying here. Also, to clarify, he said
>All superman's powers
but none of the weaknesses, so...

>>740783771
Use my super speed and perception to read up on all of the things I find interesting in the world.
Learn at least one new skill each day.
Fly somewhere were you can buy plots to look for gold or other precious resources, use my x-ray vision to find a rich plot and purchase that plot.
Uncover all of the riches in one day and sell them to the highest bidder.
Buy a plot of land large enough for me and a bunch of my friends to be self-sufficient in energy, food, weed, living arrangements and so on.
I'll probably end up doing the same job as Superman, because I'm empathetic and will now be able to hear the suffering of all people in the world.
Live my life truly free because there is no army or government in the world that can beat me.

>>740785547
Sure I'm with ya all the way.

Get journalism degree.

start punching toddlers.
Thats it.
No one could stop me from punching their kids across miles of corn fields.
Fuck yea.

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>>740785516
Woops didnt see it was already done

>>740785328
there'll be a lot of lonely white women in the world if you did that

>>740783771
How could I know? Everything I do I do because I'm mortal and because I think it's the most valuable use of my time. If you take that away I have no idea how I'd structure my life. I'd probably just peace out and go to outer space.

>>740785015
Would you care to get tossed into the Sun or for me to order a nuclear strike on your home?

>>740785712
It's okay doggo. I lacked the fancy picture so we're even.

>>740785748
Lots of empty jails too.

>>740785748
TOP KEK!

>>740783889
>>740784296
Ayyy lmao

>>740785748
>>740785850
Both problems endemic to America

>>740785850
Republitard trash detected! Go watch Alex Jones and Fox news retard!

>>740783771
Start rounding up brown people and start moving them back to their homelands.

>>740785824
True but you were a bit closer on timeframes, i think superman was in the sun for like 15 thousand years? Something like that i dont remember.

>>740785550
>Buy a plot of land large enough for me and a bunch of my friends to be self-sufficient in energy, food, weed, living arrangements and so on.

Implying weed would have any effect on Superman. lulz.

>>740785850
And a lot of uninhabited land in Africa to be cultivated and colonized
...
Hmm.

Solve all of the problem I see with the planet and humanity by force.
Then leave Earth and explore the universe.

Before leaving I would threaten humanity to stay the way I left it or face extinction when I get back to allow other life to prosper.

>>740784708
can't wait to hear your scream when he is re-elected

>>740785550
>DUDE WEED LMAO

>>740784861
Ah, a super mental illness is detected

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>>740785177

>>740785982
Well, its not on until 7 so.... here is a joke in the meantime.

Whats the best part about about dating a nigger bitch?

Never gotta meet the dad.

>>740786016
Yep 15 thousand. Still we had the best idea of course

Join ISIS.

>>740785814
Whatever you do, don't put me in that molecule chamber in the Fortress of Solitude...

>>740786017
There was that one time Superman got drunk. I think he ingested some red kryponite. I guess it could work for weed as well

>>740786017
Is there a Kryptonite strain?

>>740786090
HAHAHAHHAHAH you mean when he gets impeached ?

>>740786068
Get a load of this Ardra.

I would legit just fuck up the world, use my super speed, go around the world, disable all nuclear bombs, dismantle their payloads, round up every world leader, make them bow to me and if they ever go to war with eachother, ill eliminate their entire countries. World peace through fear.

defeat goku

Finish what hitler couldn't

>>740786409
>HAHAHAHHAHAH
nervous laughter?

>>740783771
Get drunk.
Fly around
Roba homeless guy for his clothes.
Grab a big ass sledgehammer snd then go golfing with every doppler radar tower ball i see. Knock every one of them to the moon.
Go to the redbull flugtag and look like a drunken hobo.
Run straight at the edge of the peir snd then start flying in such a way that it looks like im running on air.
Jump on an imaginary tramponine by hovering unsteadily and them mime jumping while flying straight up and then falling back down over and over.
Go to the local sams club where they have tramponines on display and start jump flying between them bouncing everywhere until someone call the cops then jump one last time and fly strsight up confusing the fuck out of everyone.
Get myself named by the news as "flying bastard"

>>740783771
Ride a horse or something...

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>>740785748
Greater good ,man...greater good

>>740786431
Sorry TRUMP is beating you to it...

>>740786436
Or you could be as brave as Hitler and stop Hitler.

>>740786507
Um are you blind you don't read or you are just retarded and only watch right wing propaganda bullshit?

Find some kryptonite, since now its the only way i can become an hero.

>>740783771
Get out of my wheelchair and back on that fucking horse.

>>740786514
2randomXD/10

SODOMISE ALL WHITE MEN WITH A BLACK 10 INCH DILDO!

>>740786689
Yes but what was stopping you before

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>>740786431
>>740786562

>>740783771
Force government regime change in places like the USA Somalia and North Korea until evil rulers are a thing of the past.

>>740786727
10 inches?
Lacking ambition.

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Rape children.

>>740786903
This guy gets it

Destroy the Jewish race and free humanity from this satanic leecherous cancer. Then just retire because there would be no more major problems in the world....oh and scare niggers back to Africa and Arabs to their sand to each their own..

>>740786335
>>740786358

It would have to be cultivated under a red sun...

>>740786017
Green is supermans weakness, I'll just breed a super strong strain called kryptonite.
It'll basically knock even the heaviest stoner the fuck out, but work fine for me.
Don't forget I have the intelligence of superman as well, I should be able to breed a strain that affects me.

>>740785177
Lol you want someone you hate to suck your knob. Not only are you fucking stupid you're a faggot as well hhahahahahah

Dissolve all national governments.
Legalize weed worldwide.
Make a law that mandates everyone smoking a bowl before brekfast lunch and dinner.
Ban islam.
Burn every koran and melt every mosque
Kill every last muslim on earth and wipe all memory of them from the internet and history books.
If anyone so much as whispers about allah or the koran or muslims or islam at all.
They get burnt to a crisp on the spot.
Dissappear for a few hundred years.
Lay low very very low. But keep killing people that talk about islam in secret.
After about 1000 years people will have forgotten of my existance.
Show back up in a big way. Bring all kinds of wonderful new tech and medicines and cures and make the earth a paradise.
Dissappear again for 2000 years. Show back up again and bring the pain subjugate all world governments. Unite them all under my banner.
Discredit all of them as evil and paint myself as a savior.
Dissappear again for 3000 years.
Come back again quietly. Making things better wherever i go.
Humanity will see me as a loving god.

>>740786515
No! Don't do it! Also underrated af.

Give every chick I see breast cancer.

>>740787423
So nothing would change for you

Build Trumps wall for him
Rob Mexicans and give it to Trump
Skewer Clinton on the sky needle
Prove 9/11 inside job
Ass rape Kim Jong un to death

>>740783771
Step 1: Eradicate libtards (the most dangerous demographic)
Step 2: Eradicate niggers.
Step 3: Eradicate muslims.
Step 4. Kick back and enjoy a world purged of it's pestilence.

>>740784428
Underrated post

>>740783771
Fly over to my ex gfs house & shit down the chimney

>>740787547
>Eradicate libtards
Good goy. Keep blaming the liberal boogeyman man. Let us jews steal all your wealth. You wouldn't know what to do with it anyways

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>>740787516

>>740783771

you guys are all pretty nice and well adjusted

I'd use my strength and flight to push the earth into the sun

then I'd chill in the sun for a while and then leave and let the radiation poisoning finish me off

while I'm dying I'd try to reach the outskirts of the universe maybe I'd be able to see the big bang from a few billion light years out into the expanse

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>>740785465
Underrated

>>740784299
>1. Look at every girl's tits with my x-ray vision.

>Literally creep kills them of cancer.

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Buy an m60 and become the punisher. i wont fly or use laser beam in order to stay under the radar

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>>740787210

>>740787819
Liberal detected.

>>740783771
Slaughter the sub primates that seem human and make up ninety percent of the population. While doing it, catch pics of the looks on the faces of the ones who thought they were one of the good people, and post them.

>>740787928
>then I'd chill in the sun for a while and then leave and let the radiation poisoning finish me off
Holy shit what an idiot. Sun would just make you stronger and would eventually turn you into an immortal God

>>740787547
You should add trailer trash neonazi scum like this tard >>740787819

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>>740784593

>>740788227
Would have to be a red sun

>>740788197
Good goy good. Btw I need that tax reduction for the rich. It's to protect you from the liberals, you see.

>>740783771

become a journalist.

Easy. Install myself as the ruler and God of this earth.

There are no other superheroes and shit, it'd be so easy.

>>740783771
get my ass beat by a man in a bat costume

>>740788520
>There are no other superheroes
>Implying it would make any difference either way

I would either rule the world as a living god, but I would need to "work". Or, do nothing special except do whatever I want, become filthy rich somehow, fuck a different bitch every hour (lel), play video games, learn all the languages, learn how to play all the instruments, etc.

>>740788617
see this
>>740788608

Be an olympic swimmer, runner and whatever sports

Also become a mma champion

>>740783771
play pool with all the planets in our galaxy. might as well cause the end of the world while i have these powers.

>>740783771
Become all Superman's.

>>740788227

that's only if you stay in the sun, kryptonians do have a limit to how much radiation is helpful to their physiology, depending on the writer

the superman golden god stayed in there for thousands of years and he was okay, all star superman took in too much radiation and he died, but maybe he should have stayed in/near the sun and he would have adapted, but he didn't, he went back to earth and eventually died

>>740788698
You do know that Superman is immortal? He could just wait about 50 years for Bats to die of old age.

>>740783771
Fulfill raz al ghuls destiny

>>740785748
ayy u speak truth doe

>>740788830

He's not immortal you clueless dip.

He ages which means he dies.

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>>740788720

>>740788877

kill billions and set up a utopia with your followers?

that's a bit dark bro

fly above a pidgeon than shit on it just for revenge for all the shit they did in m car

fly around the world as fast as i can and cause 9/11 on accident while singing five for fighting's superman

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>>740784428
>walking around beautiful park, enjoying nice weather
>all of a sudden see a naked man flying backwards with his ass open
>swoops down in front of families displaying ass to children, screaming erupts from everyone in the park
>mfw

>>740789024
Pretty sure he can still outlive Bats though

>>740783771
kill myself

>>740788418
>"Tax reduction for the rich".
That terminology was invented by liberals, and is only used by liberals. Try harder at faking jewishness to promote your liberal agenda.

>>740789053
no that is not his destiny faggot. Stop making stuff up!

i would leave here and never come back

>>740789356
>to promote your liberal agenda.
Which is?

>>740786691
He's gonna fuck that horse

>>740789356
>Green texting with quotation marks
Holy fuck what a moron

>>740789425
/thred urf is lost cause

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kill the batman

>>740783771

search for advanced civilizations, hope they can't enslave or destroy me

hope I can find mind control tech, come back to earth, make everyone do what I want with the mind control, fix the worlds physical problems, pollution, ecological bullshit, famine

use the mind control tech to establish sense of community throughout humanity, hope this will lead to a utopia upon earth, guide humanity as leader to space exploration, relinquish mind control, if humanity still at this point cannot pull it's shit together with all my aid, fuck it, we don't deserve to live, kill self, let humanity wallow in its doom

>>740789276
he may outlive batman, but there will always be a new one every time one dies. his legacy will never die.

>>740786653
I have what is called "life experience". That's being around long enough to filter out most of the bullshit from any direction or source.
If you took all the non-issues out of today's "news", it would be dead air and blank pages.

Bring peacer to earth through fear.

I imagine all it'll take is for me to fly to ISIS land , destroy the fuckers in 10 minutes and proclaim myself to be an angel or some shit sent by god who became tired of humans and their shit and then continue with drug cartels, murderers and posters on /b/.

I dunno, I'd have to plan it more before commiting to it but fuck it, I don't have time for this fantasy shit.

>>740786068
so in other words, become the comic book equivalent to the judeo-christian god, do some shit early on, get bored, leave some threats and poof. Makin some fuckers still do shit in his name thousands of years after he left.

>>740783771
Fuck bitches, get money

>>740789423

it is in the comics

>>740789864
Fuck money, get bitches

>>740787129
>It'll basically knock even the heaviest stoner the fuck out
give me a call when it's ready, I like a good challenge.

>>740789788
I'm sure your life experience helps you with processing Alex the frogs are gay Jones and his truly important news.

>>740784407
>Auto
And then...

>>740783771

lose virginity and continue to fuck females so fast they never even knew I was there, hope my faster than light fucking doesn't completely destroy vagina...guess I'll find out after my first victim

>>740789980
I'd have to wake up with supermans powers first, but sure, anyone willing to try it gets to.

>>740783771
>wut do?
superdickery

>>740790046
>Fly it too the moon
I would be surprised if you could even find it on the Atlas

>>740786515
fucking lunatic

>>740787516
LOL

>>740789903
no the only real destiny is stated in the movie fool. You need to get educated and stop your false preaching of what Raz Al Guhl's real destiny is.

Spend alll my time on 4chan and post dick, trap and banana pics

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Hit these trips.

>>740790069
I think that guy is a a hack.
>bbb but b but the Trump voter stereotype
You also assumed the polls were right about Hillary

>>740790336

calm down dude, the movie version was watered down for a more wide appeal

the movie going audience wouldn't sympathize with someone that wanted to bring about a nuclear holocaust, which is something the comic book version of Raz wanted to do a few times

>>740790176
Rolling for this guy and his kind heart
>I don't need the powers, just his weed

>>740789483
Give all the money to the niggers, let islam take over america, let no corporation have enough money to develop new products, dwindle the economy down to 3rd world status in the name of benevolence, and pretend you have free healthcare until the money is gone and the health system dies. Then blame white people for the whole thing going to shit so you never have to accept that liberalism doesn't actually function.

>>740783771

Go into space and use my super strength to drop a few asteroids onto select locations around the world. Israel and 90% of the Middle East would be gone. Most of central and south Africa, most if not all of the pacific Asian nations, a few European, central and south American cities a handful of North American cities just so no one could claim I was prejudiced.

Then announce as soon as its understood what I've done I'll start again until there is roughly 1 to 2 million survivors left who I'd rule as their god king.

>>740783771
>Be suprnam
>sit on toilet
>take a shit
>shit leaves ass at speed of light straight to the core of the planet and ends all life
>worst part is can't wipe afterwards, except with kryptonite toilet paper, and lex luther owns it all.

>>740790171
>females so fast they never even knew I was there
you already have that power

>>740783771
I would hide the fact from as many people as physically possible for as long as possible, only using the abilities to benefit myself and only myself.

>>740790595
What does your life experience tell you about this guy >>740790725

I'd probably destroy all the world's super powers.

Smash all the secret underground military installations.

Destroy every last central bank.

Crash "pizza parties" and collect actual physical evidence to present the world so they're left torn by my actions.

Go to the sun for a couple decades and see how civilization evolved in my absence.

>>740790667
No you calm down. You're spreading FALSE propaganda. Evil is necessary!

>>740790939

Correction: Evil is subjective.

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>all these detailed responses

This would probably suck.
Clark grew up with his powers, so he's used to them. I'd suddenly be unable to press a button on my 3ds without crushing the whole thing. It would be like suddenly being transported to a world made of tissue paper, everything you touch you absolutely destroy.
Wait...that's not so different from real life....

I'd basically just rampage like Tetsuo in Akira, which would mean everyone (police, military, etc) would be trying to kill me before the end of my first day. Imagine playing GTA with six stars you can't lose but you have invincibility cheats. It would be fun for a little while, then it would get really boring because nothing would be a challenge anymore. I'd probably end up leaving the earth to explore space, only to later remember that Superman actually does need to breathe, he can just hold his breath for hours. And then I'd die somewhere in deep space feeling like a complete idiot.

Go to Warner Bros and demand they make a movie starring me as Wonder Woman

>>740783771

use my super/x-ray vision and super hearing to steal bank info from the world's billionaires, get cash, launder money, live as a decanted legal billionaire, only rely on powers if needed

maybe join the shadow gov to influence world policies, never expose my powers, live extended lifespan, fake death when people notice how old I am, much like Randal Savage

just chill and watch humanity grow or fall

maybe save the world if a cataclysm happens

mostly just chill, do nothing to major or outlandish, I'll probably live a few centuries, maybe when I get close to death I'll try an extended sun dip, shoot for that golden god status, if the radiation doesn't kill me, I'll explore the universe

>>740790171
Superman is flying around minding his own business, when suddenly he comes upon Wonder Woman sunbathing in the nude.
Now Lois have been giving him the cold shoulder for a while now, so he's about ready to burst.
He knows it is wrong, but decides that if he fucks her fast enough, nobody will be the wiser.
He zooms in, busts his nut and flies away quicker than the eye can register.
Wonder Woman sits up with a start and says "what the hell was that!?"
The Invisible Man replies "I don't know, but my ass hurts like hell."

>>740791025
Fuck u and ur standard morals nigger!

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fly to other planets and try and hook up with some alien babe

>>740791209
>RANDAL SAVAGE
I think Adam Savage is much cooler

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>>740790757
Kek

>>740791209
>Randal Savage

But he died stopping the apocalypse to save us all

Time travel backward to Hitler and save the day.

>>740791116
And make Armie Hammer the DCEU Green Lantern?

>>740791299
Not nearly as cool as Randy Savage, though.

>>740791365
To stop Hitler from killing Hitler? You would dare go against His Fuhrer's will?

>>740791265

umad?

>>740791230

lol

too bad WW can see FTL, she would have noticed, she probably would have reacted

>>740783771
I.. would probably live like a god, because that is what you would be.

>>740783771
Kill all radical muslims. Destroy black gang culture and all those who think it's cool, live and thrive in it. Destroy all the Mexican cartels. Watch Kim jong un shit himself with x ray vision because he's afraid I'm coming for him. End the wars and genocide in Africa. Force California to vote republican once. See how far I could throw a killer whale. Destroy all black racist. Especially the ones that think they were personally wronged in the civil war. Shit on the moon. Um. I'd probably just masturbate a lot and fly around living a normal life after that. Since there would be little crime and no war I'd probably start forcing people to worship me after a Utopia fully developed. Then I'd have all the bitches.

>>740791307

but he's also caused the death of humanity, Randal does lots of things that get retconned

>>740791654
She was distracted by the dicking the invisible man was providing, lying there with her eyes closed.

>>740783771
take out all american bases and operations all over the world let the world decide there own fate for once

IN B4 being called a edgelord

>>740791623
No nigger. You just don't understand Raz Al Guhl's destiny!

>>740783771
Once I'd have figured out how to control my powers, I would fuck with people so hard it would be unreal.

I'd down a fuckload of laxatives and fly over motorways during rush hour and unload my payload across the entire road at mach 10.

Find somebody you hate and make them paranoid as fuck by

>>740791906
>let the world decide there own fate for once
their*

Fuck off libcuck.

>>740791464

Armie should have been Aquaman, he doesn't fit for Hal Jordan or Kyle Raynor, maybe Adam Scott, but no one knows who the fuck that is, and no one wants another period piece superhero film

>>740792016
shit I posted it before I finished, ignore my retardedness

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>>740791829
I... don't think you get the joke

>Randal Savage
>Randal

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>>740783771
I bet superman could draw superfast and like a painter.

I would use my super vision to watch everyone naked and make tonnes of porn, I'd draw every frame out in a second and figure out a workflow to digitize it into porn; and thus create a real fappenning, the likes of which your autistic eyes have never seen before, FAGGOTS!

>>740792031
>libcuck

lol conservatives want a small government so how is it you want a small government yet want to rule the fucking world

I would also take out all organised criminals and the nukes in every country

>>740791702

you could probably through a killer whale out past our solar system

Well never mind all that >>740784296. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! And you're brining the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.

Yoshinoya should be brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never know if they'll suddenly just start a fight. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay away.

Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!" So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I want to ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you for an hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".

Now, take it from a Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.

And you, >>740784296, well, you should really just stick to today's special.

>>740792175
Yea but, I want to know for sure.

>>740791887

well played sir

>>740792031
>Libcuck
He sounds more like a libertarian, you idiot

>>740783771
>>740783771
Shitpost on /b/ all day

>>740792108

fucking hell you're right...was talking about Vandal Savage

>>740783771
Rob a fuck ton of Gold or cash.

Retire and fuck bitches.

>>740792016
>>740792094
I'd shit on motorways at mach 10

I'd make people paranoid as fuck by using heat vision to occasionally burn a symbol into spots inside their homes, at first it'd be at where they work, then on their car dashboard, then their door, then their tv remote, then their mirrors.
Eventually I'd show up in a jet black full body lycra suit with the symbol on my face in white and when they'd notice me I'd disappear to make them think I was never there.

I'd probably take some time every so often to go blow up shitholes like africa and the middle east because the only way they will ever get better is via a hard reset.

I'd become the worlds fastest slamming brutal death metal drummer and require 60 drum skins for a single show.

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>>740792424
I'm proud of you anon

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>>740784054

>>740792033

Alan* Scott, not Adam

>>740792141
No, you're just being a fucking retard who hasn't been alive long enough to know your ass from a hole in the ground.

>b-but the bad U.S. bases around the world

The U.S. isn't the one that just built a massive naval base in Africa.

>>740786903
That image with that sentence made me lol for some reason.

>>740789565
Sorry I ain't been on 4chan in a long time and forgot how to greentext.

>>740790905
Sounds like Hillary alright

Free the North of Ireland from British occupation, bring about reunification and a 32 county republic.

Have the Queen of England crawl on her hands and knees across the country to ask forgiveness at the feet of the Pope (btw I also flew the Pope over, me and him are cool) for the atrocities committed in Ireland by britain.

>>740792967
Or you could just wipe that shitstain of a country off the face of the Earth

>>740792626
all done because of american aggresion

the rest of the world would not give a fuck if it wasn;t for usa


usa is playing chicken with nukes in the future it will only end up in tears look at afghanisthan in the 80's with the mujahaden

it's not the rest of the world invading iraq or afhanisthan korea vietnam or anyother country

>>740785226
Underrated post.
Good god, I had forgotten about Kryptonite.

>>740787129
>intelligence
>learning things is a super power
Nigga you what?

>>740792179
>".
WoW i take that as I'm awesome the way i am
thanks Rando anon

>>740793724
Superman's brain is a quantum computer and he has a genius level intellect.

>>740793724
He's powered by solar energy to a nearly infinite amount.
This would also power up his brain, making him a genius.
His powers contain super speed and super perception, which means he can retain almost anything really fast.

Kill all other men and all the ugly/sick women, destroy all the governments and unite the all the hot women in one centralized city/province. Brainwash them to fuck anytime i want. I'm an immortal alien so I could never get anyone pregnant due to my different biological traits. Grow more hot women to fuck in the pods they used to grow kryptonians in Man of Steel. Clean the earth of pollution and destroy all the other now abandoned cities.

>>740793263
That's an eye for an eye mentality, I have no desire to wipe out the shitstain that is britain. They may be deluded retards who of their own free will believe that royals are better than them for some reason, but there are too many innocents nonetheless.

Great power, great responsibility. I'd use it for good, wiping out countries entirely would not fall under that.

>>740783771
Get money and fuck bitches.

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>>740783771
I'll beat the shit up of any weeabo who says i'm weaker than Goku.

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>>740784428
>be me.
>on the top of a skyscraper.
>contemplating suicide.
>fuckthisgayearth.jpg
>finally jumps off the building.
>close my eyes to embrace the void.
>suddenly hit something.
>amidead?.gif
>I realise I fell on a flying dude with his arse wide open.
>mfw literally a homosex alien saved my life.

>>740795512
>Fall from skyscraper on steel
>Phew thank God I didn't land on concrete or I would have died

probably star armageddon on earth

>>740795745
Totally legit guys. I made 7428 dollars an hour with this method

>>740783771
destroy my enemies

>>740783771
fight Islamism, ISIS and every despot in the world

>>740787947
>implying radiation is needed for that super power

Super fap

act shit-faced and bet people i can leap the tallest building infinite moniez unlocked

>>740783771
free the world of Democrats and liberals would all die so very fast then I go free the shit out of the middle east

destroy Islam's great holy sites, inspect the world for the Koran and destroy, find servers that have the Koran stored and destroy them, hope the religion dies threaten to destroy people if they still follow that ridiculous piece of shit, destroy north Korea's gov, maybe destroy Vatican, reorder Russia's gov, all the Muslim countries' gov, china's gov, a few eastern European governments

learn how to recognize genetic code since I can see at the molecular level, I'd racially separate the planet, at ridiculous speed of course

air lift ALL people with more than 3% sub-Saharan dna back to Africa, air lift all the whites out of south Africa, repeat the act for similar ethnic backgrounds, air lift all mestizos out of the us and Canada back to Mexico, or Meso-America or south America, air life all Asians and pacific islanders back to Asia and their respective islands, air life all middle easterners back to the middle east, gather the world's various Jewish populations and ship them off to the shitty Canadian territories build a wall let them live alone, tell them if they venture out to reach the rest of the world, they die, no internet access for them

end wars, end famines, setup Africa so it's not such a shit hole, give them housing irrigation et cetera, if they cannot get things together after all my help the influx of new people from around the world I'm just going to let Africa die

fix global warming, draw the moon towards the earth a little, quell the inevitable initial natural disasters because of that, scour the earth for pollution either recycle it or throw it into the sun, scan the earth for relics and antiquities help answer some stupid questions about history, maybe travel back in time from to time to get some first hand answers

effect policy world wide on issues I deem necessary, just be a global dictator

>>740783771
>be me
>wake up with supermans powers
>quit job
>rob a whole lot of banks
>stash money somewhere no one but me could ever reach
>call it a life and retire

masturbate as hard as I can

>>740784419
He can't eat kryptonite

>kill baman

>>740783771
Slowly use my lazer eyes to burn every liberal to death

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I fly to England and sodomize Maisie Williams

Frist I'll fly over the world and go to all the places that i ever wanted to go

Pobably get noticed by some radar at some point, so, some destruction may be happen.

Will learn a lot of languages, read almost all books ever writed and do some arts like painting, learn some new instruments. Perform the fastest guitar solo ever hahaha.

Them i guess i would go to some of these Bilderberg meeting and just ask them to stop their shit and start making the world a better place. If they don't agree would kill them all right away.

I guess I'll make myself a god for human race at some time. When get boreed would probably go to another solar system.

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Conduct a daily pussy tasting contest
the winner gets my load

>>740783771
Dominate the world.

>>740783771
Same thing we try to do every night, Pinky.
Take over the world!

>>740783771

Get lots of trim.

>>740800316
Narf!

I would literally become the God-Emperor of Mankind, and use all my powers to unite the globe under my rule, and spread out to conquer the galaxy.

I would go to the tallest building in my city and threaten to jump.
Get the whole block cordoned off.
Get the cops and fire all on alert.
News shows up on the scene.
Have a standoff for a few hours as they try to talk me down.
Finally jump.
Fall all the way down to just 3 feet off the ground.
Hover for a few seconds so that everyone starts the wtf at the whole thing
Suddenly begin to fly upwards in my falling position. I start tumbling a bit for effect and screaming in confusion.
I keep falling all the way to space and past the moon.
Fly back undetectes and change my appearance.
It makes world headlines
"Man jumps from building and falls into space"
I lol at the situation.
Keep thinking up weird shit just to fuck with people.
I start a scrap book of the headlines.
After about 100 years i give a tell all again just to fuck with people so that they can be pissed at me.
Start doing good deeds and shit, y'know the whole "hero thing"
Dissappear for a few hundred years
Do it all again.

>>740783771
Start fixing shit. The human race has escaped a winnowing for way too long.

>>740783771
i'll still be fucking your mom, that fat fuckin cunt

>>740783771
I know I'm pretty unimaginative, but I'd most likely just fly around Earth, learn all there is to and help us out by passing the knowledge and prepping us against upcoming Space Wars

>>740790725
How can one man be so delusional and stupid? Educate yourself you pest.

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>supperman walk down the street
>xray looking at the boobies
>see a man doing a crime
>stop him, because I want to do the crime
>cute grills call supperman hero
>supperman raep the cute grills
>supperman have to escape from jail
>fight more evil men to impress grills
>supperman no longer do the raep
>supperman fap with deathgrip
>benis explodes, shatters titanium

>>740784552
This. Or start a commune and protect my people while we are self sustaining. No taxes bitches

Shove charcoal in my ass and make diamonds

>>740783771
push the Earth into the Sun

>>740801785
Why not just use your hands for that?

>>740801848
What's the fun in that?

>>740801848
>not wanting to sell people ass diamonds
What is wrong with you?

>not being able to make ass diamonds
Life is suffering.

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There's gold in this here thread.

>>740801972
I was just wondering, if you wanna make ass diamonds, go ahead.
>>740802033
Personally, I dig my way deep into the crust of the planet and find a giant geode with big diamonds in it and bring it back to the surface.

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>>740783771
get a Shazam suit

>>740783771
1. Demonstrate my powers in some spectacular way so that every news channel in the world gives me constant coverage.

2. Announce my candidacy for president of the United States in 2020. My campaign theme would be "guaranteed safety for all".

3. Once in power (having been elected without any corporate sponsorship), start implementing the following:

a) a real socialist society with healthcare for all b) high taxes on rich assholes
c) offer every nuclear armed state a deal to completely disarm our arsenals
d) transition command over all US armed forces to the United Nations
e) recognize the International Criminal Court
f) arrest and extradite all American war criminals (would include all former presidents, and most of their top administrations)
g) assist the UN in their effort to implement true democratic reforms in all undemocratic countries
h) dismantle the IMF and the World Bank, replace with humanitarian investment funds to assist poor underdeveloped countries

and so on...

Do the right thing and help people around the world and fight crime and shit.

jack off

>>740803207
What makes you think the UN is less corrupt?

>>740791230
I guess nobody saw Hollow Man, here..

>>740803577
Oh yeah, that's where I got that joke from, I had actually forgotten.

>>740802569
You don't have to do that. There are planets with a crust literally made of diamonds.
I'm talking about millions of cube kilometers of it.

>>740804059
But I wanna see the core of our planet as well, check out for certain what it is made of and make a contribution to science.

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>>740783771
kill the majority of the prisoners in the world, all gang member, pedos , rid the world of the undesirables. destroy isis probably most of mid east and africa, take a super shit on India, fuck kim jun un , build a wall across Mexico with lightning speed, pick up isreal and move it to newyork creating a new island, kill everyone with aids and diseases that spread like that effectively curing the world of disease

>>740804501
This will be ok, except I'd take Hillary somewhere special.

>>740803207
so become a fascist dictator