REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>740747574
op is full of shit
i've replied to several of these threads, and i'm a wizard
sage

>>740747574
Please

>>740747574
Finally

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Why the fuck not

>>740747574
With that pic, you clearly don't respect waman!

Lies

>>740747574
Ok

give me a cute one

Why not

ok

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>>740747574
Don't fucking do it!!!!! The last time I replied to one of these, this is the girlfriend I got. I guess I got fucked on that.

Im waiting

Who is that and why is she bleeding

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this my gerlfrend

UR gay

>>740747574
oh man i really hope so

>>740747574
Woah.

>>740748789
Well that's alright, my last girlfriend was a 47 year old asian woman with serious mental issues. Most insane and ugly bitch i've ever known in my life. Fuckin hell, never gonna be that desperate again, not worth it.

Thank you for the opportunity

ty

Dont think my wife would approve..

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Aw yiss
Bring em on old boy

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>>740747574

sure, why not...

I can confirm these threads do not work. I also never replied to your mother dies tonight threads and she is still alive.

O

I'll give it a shot. Bless me OP

O bb

dfadfs

>>740747574
I need to get laid by this chick im talking to for a while. Wish me luck!

>>740748789
pos nudes

Ok ok

bullshit

>>740747574
I went to Belize

>>740749425

You couldn't handle it besides I don't want to be responsible for your suicide.

hello

Give me girlfriend

Hell yeah,finally.

nothing to loose

But I don't want a girlfriend. I just left the last one. Why would you do this to me?

>>740747574
She really wants to eat that bacon, but her master is making her wait for discipline.

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Ok. But make sure she's got tig ol bitties.

All of you that replied to this are thirsty... Shit I repied

>>740747574

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>>740747574
Worth a shot.

>>740747574
m

>>740747574
GIVE ME GF

>>740747574
ok

I hope its true i hate being a virgin

>>740747574
I won't though.. She's already found someone else. I don't deserve her anyway.

>>740747574
Would be nice

why that fuck not

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>>740747574
PLEASE

>>740747574
One can dream

Going on dates with a cute asian girl, guess today's the day.

>>740750099
>double dubs
The truth has never been more apparent or painful.

I've been waiting 53 years for this one. Can't wait for this...

>>740747574
ill reply just to prove this is wont work

>>740750222
So I'm pretty sure this is confirmation that the girl I'm in love with will never feel the same way and I should just move on or off myself.

>>740747574
Finally some love

>>740747574
gib gf pls

Ayy

So if I put this here... then...

K

>>740747574
shut the fuck up op

k

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>>740747574
Taking shot in the dark

Not unless I kill myself first!

>>740750336
LAMO

c:

>>740747574
ok

>>740747574
i mean, i won't lose anything by doing so.

>>740747574
Do it faggot


Pls

>>740747574
Fate is always on my side!

Fuck it

Bet.

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>>740747629
Suprise me, asshole!

pls

>>740747574
I want to cum on her broken and bloodied face.

>>740747574
There's no way in Hell...

>>740750294
Moving on sounds like an ace deal lmao

Mi godz i drem ev3ridai of havz grilfield

>>740747574
bring it

>>740747629
Wizard don't even reach my level.

>>740747574
would really like a cute and good looking girlfriend please

>>740751111
checked

>>740747574
Why not

Challange accepted

pls

>>740747574
i don't wanna though

>>740747574
i dont see the problem

>>74074757
fuck it why not

Plsplsplsplspls

>>740747574
I already have a girlfriend and I even cheat on her with her sister. Fuck you

this better work

Plox good sir can I have GF?

>>740747574
bullshit

>>740747574
The people who respond are the least likey. Yes this includes me.

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K

>>740747574
not unless I kill myself

>>740747574
Puh-please

>>740747574
www
checksum

>>740747574
If I want a boyfriend, will I get a boyfriend?
Free pussy would be nice tho

>>740748188
Chris O'neal? That you?

>>740747574
already have one

>>740747574
Maybe this one will work.......

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>>740753257

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Suuure

Fuck OP and bacon nose..

>>740747574
Pls

Can I get a bf instead?

>>740747574
Yes

>>740747574
I really don't want to find out what's worse than m ex.

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that's impossible

>>740747574
thank you

>>740747574
reply

ok

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>>740753257

I'm talking to this drop dead gorgeous girl who's a complete freak in the sheets ladie in the streets does hella drugs and is mad loyal. Please let her be mine op

Ok

Eh

hmm

>>740747574
More of her please ?

god plss

Please I need this

>>740747574
ok. cool.

if i dont get a gf who do i contact for a refund of my post?

>>740747574
Bullshit but don't see a reason to not try

Pls

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>>740747574
You lie!

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I already have a gf(male)

>>740747574
Niggers.

>>740747574
but i dont want one though

Please.

Alrighty then

>>740747574
Bless me OP

the last one didnt work please
im tired of cuddling warm pillows and pretending i can be happy

>>740747574
help

>>740747574
edgy bit

plz

>>740747574
all i want is just a good day

>>740755008
you've cursed your self anon, now you're 100% undoubtedly going to get one

doubtful

Ya rite

>>740747574
More of her pl0x

Cunt salad

plz give vagana

>>740747574
Get a life

Give

>>740747574
WHATIFIDONTWANTONEHUH

>>740747574
I believe

Gibe

Fuck you OP

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>>740747574
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

Hmmmm

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>>740747574
wrrryyyyyyyy

>>740747574
One of her tits better b 4x the size of the other...preferably the right one.

Nothing to lose

we'll see

\o/

Friendship :D

>>740747574
what if i already have one
can i get two?

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I need one

Fuck

>>740747574
get me a gf

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deal

>>740747574
Who is she tho?

nop

>>740747574
IT'S NOT TRUE KILL YOURSELF OP

>>740747574
Yes pls

gimme it pls matey

but why not

>>740747574
ok

that would be nice

>>740747574
this is bullshit

Sure

>>740751142
An hero would probably be easier.

I want to die

>>740747574
heh there is no fucking way.

k

yo

>>740747574
Megick plz

Not gonna risk it

Just 29 months to wizard

ezpz

>>740747574
Kek. If only.

>>740747574
what if i already have one

will it become facebook official then

sure

Wishful thinking OP

Plox

>>740747574
pls

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>>740747574

I roll the wheel

>>740747574
Stop making this fucking thread you cancer posting retard

I'm so lonely :'(

>>740757412
Should we just both be gay and literally embrace the fatbeard? Or are you not ready to give up yet?

>>740747574
I met her last night but I'll do this anyway for the security. Thanks OP. Rest easy.

why not

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>>740747574

>>740747574
i hope soo

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Don't worry, I'll protect us from the curse!

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>>740747574
I hate women but I'm also so desperately lonely

>>740748188

I remember this from an episode of Doodle Doods. Big Oney fan myself

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>>740747574
What have I got to lose?

>>740747574
THANKS ANON!!!!!

hi

Fuck

>>740747574
bullshit but why not

Good god you're all fucking pathetic

surprise me m8

I accept

good tits

>>740747574
Let's try.

>>740747574
Please

>>740747574

that'd be nice

want good pussy and fit please

>>740747574
Got nothin to lose

K

>>740747574
ayy

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This better be true OP

hahahahah jokes on you i allredy have 2 of them pls can a have the 3.

some people are just desperate

Gib grill

>>740747574
:o

>>740747574
ayy lmao why not. Even though I never go outside.

>>740747574
would be the best day of my life

pls

>>740747574
fgdsfghdf

Ok

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>>740747574
gay

>>740747574
>Always reply to these threads for fun even though they obviously don't work.
>Nearly a wizard. Just a few more weeks!

>>740747574
ineke

>>740747574
Disc

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>>740747574
That'd be nice, OP.

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>>740747574
I am a broken man

could use a new one

As I broke up with last one why not

Scam

Not a depressive one, please. I'm sick of those

have a reply faggot

There's something on her back

>>740747574
Ah jeez i guess

>>740747629
This lol

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>>740747574 (OP)

>>740747574
How the fuck did this many people end up posting here?

Hell yeah !

>>740747574
this thread doesnt work

okay, give her to me

>>740747574
sounds good

>>740747574
Every body here need three months of total self improvement nothing else
and then buy some nice clothese

and thenthe bitches come to u and u take ur pic thats how it is for us glow boyz

>>740747574
Need every bit of luck I can get

What could possibly go wrong with this

Worth a shot

Well, it's worth a shot.

Hope Is the key

>>740747574
for the love of god, please.

Aaaswwaaaaaa

:thinking: