/nzg/ New Zealand thread

>>740732641
Where the chy d nudes at?

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>>740732641
#prayingfor300

rashuns are amazing.

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>>740733203
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>>740732641
Is there a tinny house in Blenheim? Or any good way to find people with weed? sick of being dry here

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Auckland faggot reporting in, how is everyone

>Pic unrelated but fucking hot

Dunners reporting in

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which one would make a good pornstar?

https://www.poll-maker.com/poll1133873xd51a4Ea0-47

Vote!

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Evening all. Truck boy reporting in. Been a couple weeks since I've dropped by. Hope you are all comfy AF like I am tonight

Any traps/trans/crossdressers in akl?

>>740734221
i have a slutty school girl outfit i could wear for you. am straight tho

Should be getting a call back about this shitty fucking job tomorrow, hopefully that improves my terrible outlook on everything.

>>740734467
Good luck cunt. I reckon you've got it.

brother shot himself today, feeling pretty low

>>740734648
Sorry. That's a horrible thing to go through.

>>740734713
he's baiting faggot

>>740734754
unfortunately not :\

can we post some music please, really need some good music at the moment.

>>740734754
You don't know that. What's the harm in being compassionate?

>>740734789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khMb3k-Wwvg

>>740734803
yo dude, post music :)

>>740734822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq3ghsEtVZg check this out,

>>740734393

Wear and post pics please?

>>740734868
post music bro

>>740734770
my apologies. RIP in peace

>>740734789
Despacito

>>740734930
Fuck out of here cunt.
post some decent music

>>740734834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is83WB7Ue1Y

>>740734648
Fuck mate. That's shithouse. Have to ask coz its not obvious, has he passed?

Sorry for your family. Are you guys all in the same city?

>>740734980
Shape of you - Ed Sheeran

>>740735104
fuck out of here,

any AUT fags here?

Dear future husband - Meghan Trainor

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>>740735271
more like AUT-ism amirite

>>740735271
kek my wife's boyfriend lectures engineering at AUT

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>>740735368

>>740735368
Is she that fat bitch?

I still would.

>>740734393
kik?

>>740735439
oh yeah my friend fucked him lol I know who that is

>>740735499
yeah I'd fill her fat holes with various pastrami rolls

>>740735619
ashley_x64

>>740735759
u a chick

>>740735791
trap

>>740735839
ITS A TRAPPP

>>740736280
if someone made me that cup of tea i would throw it's piping hot contents right in their face. who the fuck drinks tea that weak.

>>740736280
Perfect colour for tea. No sugar in mine. Thanks mate.

>>740736280
That tea is pretty weak anon

>>740736701
>>740736372
Put too much milk in it by accident.

>>740736753
it mustve tasted like ass

>>740736856
It was good enough.

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

>>740736753
Fucking dumbass.

>>740732995
not here, fuck off nudesfag

>>740736945
>>740736856
leave my nigga alone

>>740736280
how does someone fuck up this much

>>740734930
That shit has infected even New Zealand?
Fuck, imagine what would happen with the Zombie Apocalypse....

>>740737020
Rep located.

>>740734789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QisEk5mCeR4

>>740737059
shush

>>740736928
https://youtu.be/1Frja-JUqeY

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Anybody got the link to the discord?

>>740735759
I've already messaged you haha from /soc/
search aklteen

>>740737326
https://discord.gg/K2M97q

>>740737326
DISCORD SHILLS REEEEE

>>740737376
NORMIEEEEEE

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Prepare for cataclysm!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kaMTqfHdPM

>>740737412
Fuck off Rep.

>>740737462
lmfao not even me

>>740737326
That pic takes me back, must be over two years ago now. Wish I'd done more with that time.

>>740737508
>I got rid of most of the traits

>>740737667
??

>>740737612
2015/07/31 @ 00.51.24

>>740737826
Wow, pretty much exactly two years. My life is shit.

>>740737326
LMFAO at Kyss

>>740737883
fwiw i've pretty much wasted those two years as well

>>740737326
> a bunch of literal nobodys

>>740738002
Thanks.
>>740738016
No one would disagree.

thread sucks

>>740738508
I know

>>740737883
Stop jerking off. Remove all soy protein from your diet. Avoid handling receipt paper unless you enjoy BPA.

>>740738508
this has been one of the better threads in the past few weeks

theres some car squealing it's ass off infront of our house.

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Just when you thought you had a bad day at the office
> You could be this guy

lads is it still mushroom picking season?

i want to go out for a pick but i dont know if its still ok. maybe too cold now?

>>740738568
I will never stop jerking off.

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>>740738934

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>>740738568
Stop drinking tap water. Stop consuming mass media. Tone it down with feminizing pop culture. Get a hobby that gets you outdoors. Take shrooms if you already haven't.

>>740735271
uhhh yeah, aut fag reporting in.

>>740739364
Then you must enjoy living a life of shit. It did me good.

>>740735271
AUT-ism is the worst if youre not a maori with connection to an iwi.

might aswell drop out and start your own business and career.

>>740739362
Yeah mate it was cold as shit last night it'l be sweet, just find a spot that hasn't been raided too hard

>>740738817
Be quiet Dave.

DISCORD SHILLS WHO KICKED PEOPLE WILL PAY

>>740739446
poe
ope
You will have to answer to the Coca Cola company...

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hi

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>>740738934
She would make the sort of PM I could really fap myself raw to.

>>740739647
whats wrong with AUT?

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Beached az

>>740734221
Yeah crossdresser here.

>>740739818
fuck I'd bet she'd have to take a few loads from the right people before she ever becomes PM

>>740739647
They fucked up my enrollment a couple of years ago so I went elsewhere.
Two people I know that went there complained about it to me.

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My new female flatmate is a whore, found her advert on backpage.com, she left her phone on the kitchen bench and I found this pic of her with her dildo, she's late with her rent, should I ask for her services in exchange for the rent?

>>740740496
I wouldn't mate who knows what she has.

>>740739362
Where do you normally hunt/?

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>>740740725
Gonna use a condom, I'm horny as fuck, haven't had a root in over a year

Anyone know if you can buy bitcoin etc with a credit card?

>>740740903
Well good luck, still probably a better option than the disease riddled "quality woman" that you find clubbing in the cities.

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Anybody got the uncensored video of the sheep killings? NZHearld would show it as it was too graphic.

>>740740930
Hey Daniel

>>740741069
But all Halal meat is killed by throat slitting, this is the future you chose.

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>>740740990
Her advert on backpage was quite wild, she does anal, BDSM, choking, golden showers

>>740741077
Hi Steve, nice dubs.

>>740740496
you know hookers are a lot cheaper than a weeks rent, also, she'll get comfortable enough to be lazy about it.

>>740740496
post the link to her backpage ad

>>740741142
theyre stunned first, aka unconscious

>>740741803

Stunning is one thing, that doesn't stop them getting half they skin flayyed before they are even dead.

Those fuckers try jump off the chain Anywhere up to 5 mins into getting butchered, until dey heads get chopped off.

Also the halal ragheads are pretty casual about their superiority complex.

Some of you casuals might remember my posts. I worked in sheep slaughter for alliance for a few years. It is worse than any of you can imagine.

>>740742471
I work silver fern

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tfw lions will beat crusaders on saturday

>>740742524
Do they have multiple plants?

>>740743714
yeah, all over nz

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Dunners reporting.

First time in a long time, how are we all?>>740737326
Damn...
Double durry is topkek tho

>>740737326
POST MORE I HAVENT SEEN THIS ONE

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R I T A N O N

Wow. NZ threads have really died down since I last remember. Tinychat has completely died.

>>740744357
Hey dunners!

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>>740744596
Ritanon! How are ya?

Yeah, they've been pretty sleepy. I haven't been around as much since they've been like that

>>740744779
I'm good, man! I'm chilling in bed with my electric blanket on eating a mcflurry, lol. How have things been?

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West Auckland drunko checking in

>>740744596
Tinychat doesnt look dead

>>740744958
It has been

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>>740744958
When I look at the current state of nzcam. I see an arid dystopia... rife with the ashes of the empire it was once poised to become. The glory days seem to have come to a premature end.

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>>740744835
That is good, man! Yeah, alright. Chillin' chillin'
>>740744958
It's kinda bumpin' now, but it has been for sure

>>740745160
Check again kek