Oh god, fuck, somebody tell me what to do, or should I just end

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>>740723165

>>740723165
When did this happen?

>>740723165
Jesus OP, there's really no way to wriggle out of that one...

Woah the twist, holy shit, jump out a window anon before its too late

>>740723165
Maybe pretend it was a psychotic episode

OP rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6O2ncUKvlg

>>740723165
Just tell them you injected marajuanas before going to sleep.

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>sister comes in as I'm changing my clothes, sees me in all of my glory

how original

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>>740723457
They all just fucking left the house, heard my phone vibrate, I'm too scared to check it, fuck.

>>740723515
Like 20 minutes ago, fucking hell I´m actually contemplating suicide right now

>>740723617
Like in breaking bad ? I wish I could but I feel like that's just gonna make look like even more of an asshat to them..

dude everytime i come on /b/ someone has some crazy ass story .. there is no way these are real you are stupid for falling this nonsense

>>740723165
Enjoy

>>740723714
1.check phone
2. post screen shot
3. ????
4. profit

if she saw u naked before whats the problem? or was that in the dream as well? this is rly fkn stupid how can you " [mistake] the dream for reality" ? stupid ass story

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>>740723165
nigger you what

>>740723714
When they come back, make sure you're naked and coated in Vaseline. Also, start rambling about things that don't make sense.

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>>740723810
bump

>>740723714
Op look, probably best that you just tell them that... idk... im trying op but... idk what the fuck to tell you man, tell them it was a dream? DO NOT TELL THEM THE DREAM, but maybe if you could tell them you had a weird realistic dream and snapped awake from it without realizing? idk man,
Or maybe just say you thought it would be funny because she was in your room while you were sleeping naked? like.. thats weird right?

>>740723922
even coat the bottom of your feet so you can't run away. that will gain their trust

>>740723165
Proof or GTFO. I don't believe your story, bro

>>740723988
They will never believe him and neither do I. Story is fake

>>740724039
This. Post sc or kys

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>>740723165
>For some fucking reason, while still kinda dizzy from just waking up, I mistook the dream for reality
>Stand up, whip out my dick and just start wanking in front of her, saying " enjoy "
>She starts screaming. tears welling up in her eyes and sprints out of my room
>Realize what I just did

>>740724052
Its probably fake but its a good one, ya gotta give OP that.

>enjoy
Holy fucking shit I'm dying.

>>740724007
Even if you have to spend some time in a psych ward it may be worth it

>>740723165
Tell her you were having some sort of hilucination sleep walking shit

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>>740724076
Heeres the sc, guess I'll just never talk to them again, sounds like a good alternative to dying.

It's German, it basically says get out of the house in atleast 20 minutes, e don't wanna see you anymore

>>740724286
who is that supposed to be? why dont you have name saved but she calls you "du scheisse"?

>>740724286
easy fix OP, tell them you mistook her for Riley Reid

>>740724286
I don't speak Muslim, English Hans

>>740724391

That´s an expression which basically is the equivalent to " oh god "

>>740723165
Easy way out

>I was dreaming about sex
>mistook reality for dream

Make no mention of sister, apologize profusely and say you have had sleepwalking problems in the past

>>740724391
too lazy to save numbers probably

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>>740723165
This is your only choice OP, make Grandad proud

>>740724286
sorry i dont speak holocausr

>>740724286
Rip fam, unless you can pass it off as waking up from fren droggos

>>740723165
>>740723165
lmmmmmmmmmmfffffffffaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo u r fuk

>>740724539
yeah. first step in making someone believe your lies is for you to believe your own lies. just act dead serious but ashamed at the same time.

>>740724467
Heh

You're fucked no matter what, anon. There's no way on earth your sister will keep that to herself, so I say go for broke and rawdog her. At least get one last fun romp out of the way before they lock you up.

Tell them you thought it was your ex girlfriend them make up an ex

>>740724286
dude haha you mega faggot

Why was your first instinct to post to b

>>740724286
Move to another country and start a new life.
Shouldnt be hard for you eurofags, you just walk for like 30 minutes in any direction and youre in a different country right?
Pack your bags homie.

>>740724777
Trips demands this op you're honestly fucked regardless of what you do

>>740724777
>
Actually contepmating doing this. they aren´t replying tho, so I guess it doesn´t even matter

>>740725126
post your answer fucker keep us updated

>>740724871
Despite all the autism in here, there are still some clever people and sociopaths on this site who knbow how to get out of any situation. Didn´t wanna ask a friend, for obvious reasons

>>740725126
How's old r u OP maybe you can leave for a short while, and get some space if not just wait outside by the door looking sad. Then just been for forgiveness and stress that it was an honest mistake based on a vivid dream

We're all rooting for you OP please keep us updated!

Apologize as profusely as possible to your family, take all responsibility and promise to change, then when you have sis alone stick your finger up her butt

>>740725405
Fuck it just rape her and leave the country lol

Screenshots m89! What's going on!

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>kys
Nice knowing ya op.

Here’s my story /b/
Don’t hate me
>be oldfag have 9 yr old granddaughter
>she’s tall, skinny, flat, blonde
>10/10 pedo scale wouldbang.jpg
>visits a lot, this time for a week, see her in and out of bathroom frequently
>grandma goes to bed early one night, granddaughter is in shower
>watching baseball, can see down hall, granddaughter comes out of bathroom in towel
>towel drops
>see the whole package, excellent lighting in hallway
>OMFG.gif
>she bends over to pick up her towel, smiles and giggles, stands up
>just fucking stands there naked.wtf
>tasty pink nipples, delicious flat chest, sweet bald pussy
>StopItBoner
>stare at beautiful naked granddaughter for unknown length of time, boner reaches critical mass
>are you done looking, grandpa? nervous but smiling
>think hell fucking NO I’m not done! but just say yes
>beautiful naked granddaughter says ok goodnight, runs giggling to her room
>back to baseball, team is losing, fucking jack-off millionaires
>from down the hall can you tuck me in grandpa?
>houston we have a problem raging boner taking control do you copy
>while tucking in granddaughter pet her pussy for a second or so
>that tickles but I like it grandpa
>whip out my cock and tell her to kiss it good night
>holyfukkenshitshekissesit.png
>tell her how beautiful she is, kiss her forehead, stick finger up butthole
>hey Grampa! A little too loud, godfuckindamnit.wav
>shove cock down her throat to shut little bitch up, practically choke her out, get rid of blankets, jump on granddaughter fuck her senseless, turn her over ramit up her ass, cum with the force of a thousand suns, wipe dick on hair, spit on her, smack her around a bit, shit on her face, slit her throat, throw garbage on her, set on fire, roast marshmallows while she burns, 420 blazeit, get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur, fuck all you faggots.

>>740725378
Thank you, /b/ros.

I´m barely functioning atm, I´m nervous as fuck. Packing my stuff into my car rn, gonna drive to some hotel I guess.

nothing interesting going on atm, I basically sent her a message stating that I had a dream and when I did.. that, I was somehow still in that dream. not even fully awake.

>>740725681
post the chat pls

>>740725681
Forget her your relationship with you so is fucked. Talk to ur mom !!!!!! Explain the situation and include screenshots and updates please

>>740725849
By talking to the rest of your family you can manipulate the family dynamic and force everything back to a psudo normalcy. Your sister won't see you as a person tho...

>>740723165
Play it as alpha as possible:
>mom freaking out comes back into room
>you fully nude
>doing deep squats
>full mast
>slap her with your boner
>git suckin mom
>sister sees
>thinks about how it would feel in her mouth
>thinking about vag too
>joins in
>???
>profit

>>740725955
thought u were gonna say something smart at first

>>740725938
whick sucks, we were not just siblings but actually good friends, kinda. fml

>>740726007
I dod too but im too drunk

>>740726135
She thinks you tried to rape her m8... With time you guys will recover but it's gonna be a lot of time and effort on your part

>>740725661
riveting tale

>>740724286
>AY YILDIZ
>deutsch

Wenn deine Familie muslimisch ist, bist du ein toter Mann

>>740726202
Building off of that your parents won't feel ok having you in the same house as ur sis so that's gonna be an issue unless you talk to your parents. Just play it off as an honest mistake.

>>740723165
op if i would be evil i could just add the number to my phone and expose you

>>740723165
Say you were drunk OP

>>740723165
Stop lying to strangers on the internet

>>740726396
If your family is Muslim you are a dead man, wortten in German. Fucking EU killing the true Aryans!!!!!

>>740726472
Or you could ask for battletoads... Srs tho c'mon let's see if we can repair this issue so other anons can attempt to incest is wincest irl safely

>>740723165
>>740726202

This anon is right, OP. I molested my niece a little bit when we were younger (we're both the same age, my family is weird in the first place) and even though she didn't tell anyone, it took years to finally repair our relationship. Sounds like some faggot shit, but time really does heal all wounds.

OP is muslim, ofc he is into incest

Damn OP why'd you have to be such a fuckin retard. You're gonna get fucking kicked out of your house so play it right and tell them you were delusioned or something.

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>>740723165
Include me in the screencap!

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>>740723165
Tell them that you're a Muslim since you live in Germany and that Allah wills it. Don't worry about them reading the Qu'ran; no one in Germany reads that shit; they trust that their sandniggers are telling the truth when they say that its "a peaceful religion"
if that doesnt work then just kill yourself. You've officially ruined your life and no one will house you now that everyone knows how much of a sick fuck you are. Pic related. But dont forget to post pics of your sister

>>740723165
>massive tits

>riley reid

Pick one faggot

I´m not a muslim, if I was I´d be dead. Ay Yildiz just offers some good prices for mobile internet, the bigger providers only give me an E connection.

>>740726846
>>740726396

Family isn´t replying, guess I´ll just act like I don´t have one anymore, feels better this way tbh, I won´t have to talk to them this way.

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>>740726007
Do you wanna be smart, or Alpha?

>>740727129
Post chat well diagnose with Google translate.

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I got you famalam

See: Confusion Arousal

Short: You're awaken by an external presence during your REM sleep cycle. Your brain attempt to continue this process but you begin to react subconsciously to the outside stimuli. Your subconscious being can react to the stimuli and may continue functioning as if you were still in the REM dream.

Aka: Sleep Drunkenness

http://www.sleepeducation.org/sleep-disorders-by-category/parasomnias/confusional-arousals/overview-and-facts

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1281387/

>>740723165
act like your sister is crazy and telling shit about you

SOMEONE PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

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>>740727302
Man's got the tits to back up that claim, your best bet OP.

>>740726535
If his family was muslim they´d have been chatting in some sandnigger language.

>>740727129
OP, schick mal bilder von deiner schwester

>>740723165
breakfast at midnight?

>>740727302
BEST BET

>>740727302
Lol, should I just send that to them ? Anon you´re giving me hope to atleast have a chance to explain myself rn.

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op storys seems fake, the number has no picture

>>740727042
Ya this

>>740727513
lets be honest; if you have a dream about sexual shit with your sister then it doesnt matter whether you continued to do it outside the dream. Just having that dream is enough for them. Youre off killing yourself

>>740727579
Ikr, OP is a massive faggot for fantasizing about fucking his sister

>>740727579
Stranger lying on internet? Deutschern btards können uns alle im ärschen lecken

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>>740725955
>>doing deep squats

>>740727513
>>740727513
Do what you think you need to. If you want to get convoluted, print out a doctor diagnosis template in german and fill out information yourself. Make sure your handwriting is unique in that case

>>740727513
Don't send just explain that you where dreaming, she interrupted and stuff happened. After some hours say that you have been researching and come back with this shit, when they are home tho

Somebody already called that number and pretended to be the police? Like in the good old days?

>>740727579
Picture enabled only for contacts duh

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Include me in the screencap.

>>740727513
>>740727906
Sat you developed the siaorder over the course of your exodus doing XYZ, stress contrivuted to the development of the disorder and it has had a tremendously negative impact on your ability to function normally throughout the days the symptoms express themselves the greatest.

Since you're acclimating to sleeping in a new room again, you were uncomfortable and the exhaustion of your travels have made you especially susceptible to both Deep REM cycles and the propensity to remain in them despite appearing to be conscious and awake once disturbed during those cycles.

>>740728111
That's stupid imagine this playing out outside of your basement Anon

>>740728111
Your relationship with your sister is probably shot though since she saw your penis

>>740728111
This wouldn't fly in the context of this comvo

Why do people believe this shit ? Where are the Andy Sixx clog memes when you need them

>>740728201
Are you suggesting that Confusion Arousal doesnt exist? If it does exist, cannot anon suffer from it?

>>740723165
your fucking retarded leave the house if your still there, and never come back matter of a fact come to arizona and get cheap housing i doubt your living cheap as arizona.

>>740723165
Here you go bro http://en.legion-recrute.com/

>>740728267
I want to believe don't run my dreams. At beast I'm helping at worst I'm larping

suicide is the only option

Just say you had a sex dream and when you woke up you thought you were still dreaming and didn't recognize you sister till after she screamed and woke you up

>>740728337
Holy fuck, if he doesn't get charged with anything it is actually a pretty good idea, sad thing that France always surrender

>>740728303
i spoke to soon op's a damn euro, lol have fun in prison op unless you run to another country and just live there your fucked, if your in germany crash it in london or some shit cheap fuckin living.

>>740728271
I'm suggesting that OP claiming it seems contrived and doesn't really for in the flow of events. It'll come off as contrived and as if he pulled it out of his assd and and it's just retarded as a result

>>740728424
thats not gonna work and doesnt make logical sense, ops just fucked.

going to need some proofs

I keep saying the simple solution is to talk with the family starting with the mom then Dad never sis. This will start the patching process

>>740723165
>Riley Reid
>big tits

>>>>>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>740723165

OP I SOLVED IT!

>Convert to Islam
>Sue girl for not sucking your dick
>Get money and your mother apologizes for her racism

>>740724776

not a bad idea

>>740724776
This

I am gonna call OP's mom, what should I say?

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>>740723165
FUCKING FUNNY AS SHIT YOU DESERVE THAT OP

>>740728840
Do you have battle toads?

>>740723165
Don't really believe you OP, but if true:
>A.) tell your bestfriend Mohamed to inseminate your sister in order to shift the family's attention and outrage
or
>B.) slip acid in her meals frequently until she develops psychosis and convince the family everything she says is nonsense

>>740726896
Not going to be a screenshot faggot. Not even an epic thread cancerfuck

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UR FKN DUN KIDDO

>>740723165
completely fake, get better fantasies fag...no one is this retarded

>>740724286

Ach, Die Türkische, jeden Tag so schnell, ja.

>>740728493
How does that not make sense? She jumped on him causing disturbance during his dream causing him to jolt up, not realizing he's still dreaming and causing the incident. Th an the high pitch scream of his sister snaps him out. Perfect fuckin story, so how does it not make sense?

>>740729591
"Mom, you see what happened was this sienfield phenomena clearly explained by this article on the internet" do you see the stupidity of saying this out loud. Even if true it doesn't fit in the flow of the conversation. No matter how he tries to say it it'll sounds contrived as fuck

I just called OP's "mom" and said I am working for some phone research company, asked her if she was happy with her current wifi service and how many children she has. She said she only has a daughter, guess you are dead to your familiy, OP

>>740728685

You're best bet besides the sleep drunkenness, you are a kraut so your family must obviously suck dick to Islam like your entire country,

>>740729872
What the fuck...

>>740724286
WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO SAY?
I DONT SPEAK N A Z I

>>740729783
Not going off article dumbfuck. I made up the story before that post was made moron.

>>740729975
I wish we did...

>>740729975
It says we will gas some jews in 20 minutes

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>>740724653

holy audible LEL

>>740724286
Just say you took some sleep meds cause you couldnt sleep and had headache. Woke up in autistic state, had no clue wtf you were doing

Alright as much as I don't believe this on the off chance that it's true follow these steps
>"I barely remember what happened"
Listen to explanation of events
>"oh my god I was having a dream about sex I had no idea I was awake"
Play the half asleep didn't know what the fuck was going on card. Worked for me on a regular basis on smaller shit like getting caught sneaking back into my room and could probably work here. Good luck you dirty kraut

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>>740723165
>Stand up, whip out my dick and just start wanking in front of her, saying " enjoy "

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>>740723165
You fucked up

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Change your name, change your number, never talk to them again. If you want to be a legend, send dick pics to your sister every once in a while

Since you're a kraut speaking fuck, move to Austria, but don't change your name. Live in a remote part of Austria, near the alps but not in the middle of fucking nowhere. If you already live in Austria, move to Krautland or even better, Switzerland. Or come move to the USA.

Post a pic of your sister faggot. No way she looks like riley reid. If she actually does then this is all forgiven but otherwise, you are a sick FAGGOT and should definitly shoot yourself in the fucking head

bumpedibump

Nachrichten jetzt schicken

>>740725661
top kek

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>abusing you imouto
you degenerate filth

>>740723165
If that is all you said and did, if they ask say you were having a dream of a celebrity you like and being suddenly woken up made you hallucinate and act out your dream, and that you do not remember seeing your sis.

>>740723165
Obviously not true, fucking stupid kids

>>740730192
Underrated

Make some Crystals for her.
Look up ammonia bleach crystals

>>740724286
Make a YouTube video about that story. It could go viral

>>740734712
Haha

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>>740724776
Only logical solution.

A final solution, some might say.

Is op still here?

>>740735550
No. He gone when ppl know he lying.

>>740723165
>Step 1: Lynx (or Nazistan equivilant)
>Step 2: tape Zippo to can, below nozzle
>Step 3: light Zippo
>Step 4: burn down house with DIY Flammenwerfer
>Bonus points: Mix up some Chlorine gas (Ammonia + Bleach) before you torch the place

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>Stand up, whip out my dick and start walking in front of her, saying " enjoy "
>She starts snargling my conk as I explooge in her pussnie

>>740724451
kek

>>740729872
proof?

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@ OP, well don't stop fapping and ask her if she would like another tequila

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>>740723165

>>740725661
I like the part with the dinosaur best

>>740725661
I kek'd hard

just tell them you were still asleep

>>740723165
>>sister comes in as I'm changing my clothes, sees me in all of my glory
>>Doesn´t look away or seem to be unnerved by it

>She starts screaming. tears welling up in her eyes and sprints out of my room