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How big do you think Gloria the Hippo's turds are?

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How big do you think Gloria the Hippo's turds are?
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>>740718846
6 what?
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>>740718846
No wait maybe 7
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>>740718894
6/8
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>>740718626
Id fuck her so fuxking bad man
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>>740719157
You would? Even if she did big turds?
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>>740719021
>>740719070
I don't understand
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>>740719157
Would u let her blow massive earthshaking braps in your face if you got to fuck her after?
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>>740718626
at the very least 9
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>>740719274
No, 8/2
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>>740719310
>earthshaking
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>>740719235
Yes, id eat her logs
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>>740719321
>>740719369
WHAT MEASUREMENTS ARE YOU USING?
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>>740719431
Huge, gigantic braps, so long and powerful that they shake buildings and shatter glass
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>>740719446
Do you know how big her logs are?
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>>740719457
No, maybe even 9/11
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>>740719535
I'm not into farts for any gross aspects, but damn, the idea of a fart so big and loud it makes the ground shake is amazing.
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>>740719588
STOP TROLLING AND ANSWER ME YOU FAGGOT.
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>>740719235
more of this
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>>740719687
All I have of her, sorry.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgWi--BRRsA RAID IT ISTS A ROBLOX STREAM
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>>740718626
she has no hole so 0
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>>740719540
Id say they range from 4inches in girth radius, 2 feet in length and weight about 3-5 pounds
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>>740719631
Amazing in a "makes you hard" kinda way? Because thats perfectly normal and not gross, unlike this guy.>>740719446
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>>740718626
Remember reading Animorphs??
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>>740719758
NYPA, faggot.
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>>740719821
>Amazing in a "makes you hard" kinda way?
In that sense and also in the sense that it's literally an incredible feat to pull of. I've thought about the concept of room-shaking farts before and I really like the idea of it.
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>>740719827
No
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>>740719808
That length is great but I thought they'd be thicker than that. What a shame.
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>>740719986
So do I, but for probably a different reason.
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>>740719821
How is it perfectly normal?
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>>740720129
And what reason is that?
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>>740720101
Radius is half, so that's an 8 inch wide stink anaconda she has to force out. That's bretty thicc.
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>>740720182
None of your concern.
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>>740718894
6 stone each
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>>740720134
Because it is.
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>>740720288
>Radius is half
Oh crap, sorry, I thought you said diametre. 8 inches thick? That's fucking hot. Wish we had a drawfag here.

>stink
Ew gross
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>>740718626
you're a faggot
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>>740720340
Pussy
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>>740720463
How? Gloria is female.
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>>740720479
Fine, I am an actual brap fag in the flesh. Happy?
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>>740720362
I'm not British, post a picture of something that weighs that much for comparison.

>>740720375
Explain
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>>740720602
Nothing to be ashamed of anon, after all I like giant turds. I used to be into hyperfart stuff but not really anymore, although I still find the idea of a room-shaking fart hot.
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How large are her fart bubbles?
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>>740720711
I'm not really into hyper stuff either, was just shit posting brap stuff.
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>>740720851
Eh, even if you were you posted an idea that was hot, so thank you anyway.
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I wish they made her crack deeper on her model.
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>>740720711
hey newfag here, what's hyperfart ?
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>>740721087
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>Page 7
Come on guys. Don't leave yet!
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>>740721226
Huge farts that are impossible in real life, Jesus, read up on your fetishes.
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>>740721226
Impossibly large fart.

Hyper refers to impossible larges thing in fetish art/porn. For example, hyperbreasts are impossibly large breasts, hypermuscle is impossibly large muscles, etc.
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Maybe it's just me, but I think Gloria is the perfect kind of character for hyperfart/hyperscat art.
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>>740721614
Elephants are too. I would know, because I come across that "shit" in my quests to cum and free myself from the horny prison.
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Guys! Why are you slowing down? Keep posting more!
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>>740721784
Elaborate
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She would have never even needed the boat to get back to America. She could have just went into the ocean and fart-proppelled herself there.
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>>740722032
It's called "I'm a brap fag who also faps to furry shit". Yep.
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>>740722149
No, what I mean is you were implying you've seen some hyperscat pics. Got any links?
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Why is the thread so slow now? :/
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>>740722238
I'm not into it, so I don't save them. Or regular braps, which I am. Only "normal" furry shit and regular porn.
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>>740722238
If you want the really good shit go to furaffinity.net, and make an account with a 5 min email, Google it to find that. Then just search for it. If your too big of a pussy, go to e621.net and search it, you don't need an account, but there's less stuff.
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>>740722373
But do you remember where you saw those pics?
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>>740722620
I've seen all there is to see on e621. I'm not keen on making an FA because of the security issues.
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>>740722692
That's why you make it with a throw away email. I've been there for 4 fucking years and have not had a problem.
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Can anyone here draw?
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>>740722828
Eh, I've probably seen all the good stuff using the FA onion archive anyway.
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>>740722920
Fa is the God damn motherload. You can never see it all. Suck it up and do it, use a proxy or vpn and a throw away email, nothing to lose.
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I bet she could turn the entire watering hole from the second movie into a spa if you know what I mean.
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>>740719669
Obviosly using " "/" " measurement system fgt

Now help us find out if the turds would be 7/9 or 3/14
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>>740723074
Well, do you know any hyperscat artists in particular that are gold? I've already seen Zombiecat, Yowesephth, Squidbusicuit, Riis and a few others.
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>>740723163
I'm thinking 11/8 at least.
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>>740723163
Please use the metric system for measurements
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>>740723276
Im not sure, as I said, not into it, so I'm not sure. Could quickly check fa if you want me to, although I am aware of those artists.
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>>740723417
If you could that'd be great thanks.
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Bump for giant hippo logs
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>Page 7 again
Not on guys. Not on.
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>>740718626
T H I C C
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>>740723468
Alright, found a couple. Questionable herms, but ajaxis has some good stuff. Also, quality, that's the name, has some stuff as well.
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>>740723891
Okay, thanks. I'll go look him up. And yeah, already heard of quality. In fact, he declared August 1st Hyperscat Day.
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>>740723857
We need to go THICCER
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>>740718626
>>740719235
>>740721087
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP TEE HEE SORRY ANON BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO EAT MY WARM CREAMY LOGS. SO FUCKING HOT.
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>>740724160
How big are your logs?
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>>740724224
About tree fiddy
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>>740724333
tree fiddy what?
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>>740724374
trees
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>>740724374
Dollars
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>>740724441
That doesn't tell me how big they are.
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>>740724028
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>>740724607
Hot damn

[spoiler]I want to see an even thiccer butt[/spoiler]
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Anyone decent at photoshop?
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>>740724731
How do you like this big boi
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>>740725268
Bah, that's smaller than the last pic!
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>>740725393
Not Gloria but she can be if you want her to be
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>>740725529
>human landwhale
Fucking disgusting
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>>740725570
Faggot
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>>740725627
>faggot for not liking morbidly obese pigs
Okay anon
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>>740725756
Well you like a fucking hippo.
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>>740725824
furry fats > human fats
Accept it, plebian.
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Bump for hippo dumps
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EMERGENCY BUMP
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>>740724333
gaw dammit lock ness monsta
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>>740728064
Why bump my nearly-dead thread?
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>>740728064
There's no way this movie didn't have some furfags workin' on it, holy shit.
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>>740728272
because im a registered meme doctor and i cant let this tread die like this
im goin in
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>>740728618
So what are you going to contribute to the topic?
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>>740728970
uh...
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.
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time of death 2:29 am
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>>740729349
Whut?
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I repeat: Is anyone here decent at photoshop?
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>>740729682
yes i am
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>>740730046
Would you be able to edit a pic for me?
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>>740730083
um sure i guess
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>>740730174
Would you please be able to do an edit of >>740724607 where her body is much smaller but her butt is the same size (around the size in pic related)?

As for the legs, either cut off the bottom of the image so you don't see them or make her butt a bit bigger so it fills in that part.
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>>740730263
im an artist you fucking twat im not doing this shit
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>>740730388
Then what do you want?
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>>740730438
wtf do you mean what do i want youre the one with the fucked fetish
just go find someone else to do this garbage
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>>740730567
Why the hell are you even in this thread then?
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>>740730632
for moto moto
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>>740730772
Faggot. This is a Gloria thread.
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>>740730818
everyone knows moto moto is better than gloria and he should have replaced her for the rest of the movies
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>>740730914
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>>740730263
I'll try...
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>>740731388
Thank you, kind anon.
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Anyone got some more booty pics to post to keep the thread alive while we're waiting?
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No?
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>>740730388
>artist
>responding to request in hippo thread
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What the hell is this?
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>>740732898
It's pretty clear what is if you read the thread.
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Page 8 Bump
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Page 9 Bump
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Someone please keep the thread alive while I go cook dinner.
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Bumpu Dumpu
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>>740730914
How big do you think Moto Moto the hippo's turds are?
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>>740734779
Please don't
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>>740731388
How you going? I really gotta attend to cooking dinner now, so the thread may die before I return.
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Bumpu
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Why is this thread so dead?
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Still holding out for edit anon...
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>>740726614
When you said bump I thought of bump of coke. Then thought, "Maybe I would on that."
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Bump for her stinky dump.....
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>>740736500
Kek
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That anon was lying, wasn't he?
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>>740732898
Happy fun time. You sniff my drift?
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>>740735877
Enough b for a day
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>>740737163
not enough b for today you l
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I'm back! And there's still no sign of that anon. I must have been baited.
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>>740731388
ANON IT'S BEEN TWO HOURS WHERE ARE YOU?
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>>740737282
Those are clearly flies, not bees my man
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Page 9 Bump
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HEY GUYS!
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>>740740712
Weaksauce.
Pic related is a hyper dump.
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>>740740833
Hello you.
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>>740740992
Hey there buddy.
Gotten any new art recently?
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>>740741021
Yeah, that pic you just replied to I got just then. Doesn't quite match the scenario I asked for, but it's still good.
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>>740741221
I wonder if there is anything like this with the Rescue Rangers out there.
I dunno why that just popped up into my mind, I just feel like ruining some of my childhood memories I guess.
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>>740741437
I don't think there is. I wouldn't request it anyway.

So what do you think of the new pic? Funny? Honestly if it turned out like what the request originally asked for it would have been pretty funny.
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>>740718626
That's big hero 4 you moron
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>>740741557
>big hero 4
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>>740741528
Well the body is pretty accurate when compared to the cartoon character, but the face looks rather wooden.
The expression in it doesn't exactly convey anything, other than "I'm breathing, but not getting any oxygen" perhaps.
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>>740741681
I know it's not that great, but you know, beggars can't be choosers, and given how hard it is to get scat requests drawn I didn't want to sound round to him.

Want me to tell you the original scenario?
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>>740741904
Don't take this the wrong way, but I've basically gotten to the point where I can recognize you on how apologetic you act around your fetish.
This is your thread man, share what you want and I'll comment on it.
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>>740741991
>Don't take this the wrong way, but I've basically gotten to the point where I can recognize you on how apologetic you act around your fetish.
What do you mean exactly?

The original request specified her turd was the about the size of a tour bus and that she was taking a dump in the watering whole from Madagascar 2.
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>>740742147
You always ask for my permission before telling me about the scenario behind a given picture you've gotten made for you.
I get that you're probably thinking that since this isn't my fetish, I would probably be a bit indifferent about the background. I probably am to some extent, but I find it funny to run into you from time to time, so your pictures and the stories behind them have interest to me since they in a sense, are kind of a part of you and the interactions we have.
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Her logs wouldn't be large at all.....
This is why : https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IcwP26wK5KM
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>>740742355
Oh well, I just figured since you aren't into this stuff you might not want to here it.

>but I find it funny to run into you from time to time, so your pictures and the stories behind them have interest to me since they in a sense, are kind of a part of you and the interactions we have.
Oh well, I'm glad you enjoy this stuff then. I'll not to hold back and ask permission for stuff like that anymore.
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>>740742435
Hippos also can't walk on two legs
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Asking the questions that matter. I'm just happy these kind of animals can't fly. Just imagine getting a load on you.
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>>740742480
My point was more "Whatever floats your boat man", not a criticism as such.
But yeah, don't worry about my being judgmental or not, I wouldn't engage with you if I didn't want to.
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>>740742800
Ah, okay.

By the way the guy who drew that has drawn for me before. He went on a massive hiatus and I think that's the first thing he's drawn since then. This is what he drew for me ages ago.
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>>740742894
Nude version
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>>740742894
Huh, that rubber/latex suit must be a bitch to clean afterwards.
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>>740742981
I guess it's just because I'm not into the filth aspects but stuff like that never crossed my mind.
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>>740743199
Well because I'm not into the scat stuff, it was the first thing to cross my mind.
Is that a fox in a samus suit by the way?
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>>740743305
I do like the interesting perspectives you provide on this sort of stuff due to not being into it. Makes me think of things I never noticed.

It's Rule 63 Fox McCloud in the Zero Suit, yes.
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>>740743564
You should get someone to add one of those little metroid monsters looking at her in the background, to explain her embarrassment.
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>>740743752
Not a bad idea, but I think she's just embarrassed simply for going in her suit though.
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>>740743902
You could add another picture where one jumps out of nowhere and literally scares the shit out of her.
That would explain the picture a bit further, without is being her own fetish.
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>>740744039
Eh... I could but I don't really desire it that much. Plus I really shouldn't ask someone who's already drawn me two pics to do another. It's not a bad idea though. Maybe in the future sometime.

There was this other funny scenario I had in mind one time though. In the restrooms of the Great Fox there could a toilet clogged with a huge turd and Fem Falco is pointing at it and looking annoyed at Fem Fox who's standing there saying "What makes you think it was me" and from the view of her we get we can see her tight suit digging deep into her widely-gaped hole.
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>>740744306
Well that could probably turn into a short little comic.
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>>740744409
Which idea? Mine or yours?
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>>740744524
Your idea.
You could add some dialogue about foxes using scat to mark their territory if you wanna go the animal planet route and to make it obvious that the fox was the one who dealt it.
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>>740744683
Hmm... to be honest I've never really liked making anthros too animalistic. What I mean is stuff like "anthro dog still drinks from toilet and chases the mailman" and that sort of stuff I've never really been keen on.

I think it works better as a single image joke, to be honest. Your idea with the Metroid can work both as a single image and a mini-comic.
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>>740744803
Fair enough, I tend to like animalistic explanations for things, even in humans, since we are all animals.
I've been planning to read the naked ape and the sequel that I currently can't remember the name of.
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>>740744882
The sequel is called The Human Zoo.
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>>740745033
Thank you for reminding me.
Now I just gotta go find some copies of those books.
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>>740718626
I don't really care.

All I know that Gloria has a fucking amazing ass.
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>>740745206
Well in that case I'll let you run along now. Thanks for dropping by again. Made this thread have a better ending than I thought it would.
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>>740745278
Indeed she does.
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>>740745426
Worthy of sticking your dick into and fucking.

I sure would.
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>>740745409
I'm not in any hurry, but it seems like you've got another guy to talk to, so might be focusing a bit more on other threads that peak my interest.
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>>740745602
That's okay, you do whatever you like.
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>>740745488
I'd rather grab two handfuls of those cheeks and embrace that ass.
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>>740745687
Fair enough.

Personally I'd fuck that hippo ass real good.
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>>740745785
I'm not really one for typical sexy stuff. I'd let her trap me against a wall with her ass though.
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