>>740696284
>asian elevator edition
fixed!

this guy >>740696421 is a asshole

>>740697531
I suppose that counts.

But man that's gay.

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>>740697460
Poo gas strikes again

>>740697844
wow, she took a lot of hits before going down, i'm impressed

>>740697942
Yes, but less hits followed by a k.o. so I'm awarding the win to broseph.
Bros 1 Hoes 0

>>740697844
Ask and ye shall receive.

>>740696360
the sudden realisation / understanding of how escalators work

>>740697460
gassss

>>740696676

Chinese, the rest of Asia isn't as fucking stupid. Including the middle east which is also in Asia.

>>740696284
>>740696310
Haha how fucking stupid are they?

>>740696310
im so baffled what the hell was he trying to do

>>740698831
they were really just desperate to get away from their wives, you can see the wife chasing after in both videos

>>740696284
>>740696310
>>740696360
WHY THE HELL ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE THAT DO THIS???

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>>740699050


Because chinks are fucking stupid.

>>740696421
Oh my fucking sides

>>740698262
>>740697942
>>740697844
Afterall, there isn't a feminazism girl here hahaha

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>>740699909

>>740696310
Chinese hates elevators!!

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Words cannot describe what a fucking moron this guy is. The No Smoking signs aren't there for decoration

>>740701564
>tfw

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>>740701564
whoops, posted the wrong one, to be fair that guy might be more stupid than the one in this

>>740696766
fucking piece of shit, glad he couldn't steal it the worthless no good bundle of human garbage.

>>740701803
must remember when I get caught on fire, first instinct will be to forget stop drop and roll

>>740696310
WHY U NOT OPEN, DOAR? I FIX YOU KARATE KICK GOOD

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>>740701803
Actually looking at it now it doesn't even look like he caught on fire at all, only the woman did.

>>740697844
something something nerve gas

>>740696284
>>740696310
>>740696360
Please, someone take away all of china's elevators. for their sake.
also their escalators

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>>740701943
People always act like morons when they panic, and again this person was dumb enough to light a cigarette at a gas pump, what makes you think they'd be smart enough to stop, drop, and roll

>>740696421
That cant be real.

>>740698901
a: they think its a magical door to a room thats always there

>>740701803
damn .. she almost got away from him

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>>740698901
If you try to understand the motives behind dumb people doing stupid shit you're just wasting time

>>740696766
why's he looking at the other nigger like he put some
Thor's hammer type magic on that shit

>>740699256
ew, put that mangy mutt down. a nice looking family like that should have a nice aryan pet.

>>740702436
If you get this upset over a shitty sport please kill yourself.

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>>740703173

>>740696360
every moment of my life i have lived to build the tension this man did

>>740697531
>.avi.EXE
fucking idiots

>>740703714
Congrats noticing the extensions, you're so smart. I'm sure it's legit. Must have just been a normal guy recording his desktop, on a computer with nothing installed, about to fap.

>>740703832
my sides

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>>740704135
certainly the vmware logo at post definitely means its not a lab

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>>740704280
You might enjoy this then

>>740696284
perhaps his mood will elevate with time.....

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>>740702404
fucking this
they die too easy , they are worst than fluffies

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>>740703832
Props to the her, she prioritized the child.

>>740704343
I know right? But apparently he's an idiot for running that program.

>>740704411

Poor Kitty

>>740703832
Oh shit

>>740705541
any nerve gas webms?

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>>740705732
>nerve gas meme again

>>740696360
Thats korean writing though

For me rekt means an unfortunate or bizarre situation that doesn't necessarily involving any injury whatsoever. Such as those who convert to islam just to marry their girlfriend/boyfriend from muslim country or background. People do weird shits because of love.

>>740706380
I bet you were expecting an applause but instead people lost interest halfway through or were confused and pretended it didn't exist

>>740702436
Bra and what other team? I cant see too bad quality.

>>740706380
You're in the wrong thread for this
>rekt lel lel kek lel lel, btfo lelelelelel rekt lel lel fagit lel lel never recover lel lel lel lel faggit lel lel lel lel lel

>>740696421
I'm not even mad.

>>740697142
Now, clean it up

>>740706702
I wasn't expecting anything, just sharing. I am Dutch...maybe my english sounded weird to you.

>>740706744
Germany in the Brazil World Cup finals

>>740697115
wow, what a piece of shit. of course it happened in the uk. dirty buggers.

>>740698324
What??????

>>740702436
Actually watched the end of the World Cup because I thought it was kind of hype and this match was just the gift that kept on giving.

>>740702436
Too soon, bro. Too soon

>>740706955
Jesus it's best to just let these people embarrass themselves publicly
avoid spoon feeding retards

>>740706744
Germany. Most of us brazilians got really upset by that, but I just dont car for sports anymore.

>>740707206
Not everyone watches football/soccer so I don't find it embarrasing.
And I'm spanish and don't like football anymore, lmao.

>>740701510
Elevator hate chinese!

>>740705541
holy moly

>>740698831
guy in the first one actually died lol

>>740703826
what the actual fuck is going on with that thing swinging in the camera, god damn i hate third worlders

>>740706798
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/106994508.html

Well, to me stuff like this is rekt.

>>740707445
rip in peace

>>740707445
he falls on the kid and doesn't even bother getting up so the lady has to pick him up. what kinda shit is that?

>>740696310
suicide?

>>740707636
what's he doing after? looks like choking the kid maybe?

>>740703826
caralho. the walking dead?? LOL

>>740706968
>of course it happened in the uk.
Not in the UK, you have to have your hand on the pump in the UK to be able to pump petrol, it won't work otherwise.

>>740703826
Cannibals?

>>740706380
Oh my dear, where to start with a pathetic fuck, like you

This is not your ecochamber that tumblr is, this is where you are confronted with the purest that mankind is without its restraints, you are confronted with reality, these videos show fucking reality, if you are like me, you are desesitized to this kind of shit due to prior happenings, but your comment just shows that you are some priviledged weak cunt who never had something bad to experience and lives on in his isolated dream world where never something bad happens

most people here don't even fucking value their life due to how others treat them, tell me a reason how you shouldn't shrug off death, if life does not treat you well
cunt

>>740707484
top kek, fridgebro nevar forget

>>740702436
The year of our Lord 2014 will be forever remembered. Never forget...

>>740708196
I don't know how to react to such absurd commentary. My life isn't easy as well and I haven't got any tumblr account. You like jumping to conclusions, don't you? I guess acting edgy is your hobby..

>>740705541
I hoped they died. Rich nigger pricks.

>>740708016
That's nasty smell, burning flesh.

>>740708849
shut up you fucking faggot, I'm 21 and have a job, have been posting on this chan for 2 years, and have sex regularly, don't fucking call me edgy. I'm going to take thirty fucking Kershaw kerambit knifes and furiously stab you until your screams of pain are reduced to gurgles and then in your death throws find the biggest knife wound and fuck it until I orgasm, using the blood as lube, and I hope all of you other liberal retards get cancer and in your final days bleed out in a car crash so I can jack off to the images just like I did where the Starship Troopers where Diz gets ripped apart and chokes to death on her blood, you'd better fucking run before my penis is covered in your blood, and be a lesson to all of these faggots who think the fallacy of calling me edgy is a legitimate tactic for arguments

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>>740702436
>posting rape videos in a rekt thead

well this turned into a faggot thread

>>740709099
At least try harder instead of this stale copypasta. You are probably underaged, bye.

>>740709099
Do you just save these because you have no originality in your words? It's ok Mr. Basement Dweller, being actually social in real life is hard. Especially when you have a potato face and a gene pool full of extra chromosomes my Down friend. Kill yourself.

>>740704411
And so brave whiskers took his own life in a suicide attack to avenge his fallen brothers whom have been devouerd by the asians

>>740701992
This one is painful

>>740696421
Got me bitch.

>>740696421
Fuckin funny as fuck

>>740698324
the sudden realization when that escalator is an elevator

>>740697142
Reminds me of Forklift Driver Klaus.

Show me the way to go home.
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed.
I had a little drink about an hour ago, and it's gone right to my head.
Wherever I may roam, by land or sea or foam.
You can always hear me singing this song.
Show me the way to go home.

>>740709099
Don't ever let ANYBODY tell you that you over-react to shit.

>>740705732
>>740706594
>le ebin nerve gas meem
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.

GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

>>740710797
you don't have to completely humiliate him. however you missed your chance to turn that pasta into an irony-ladder and climb through the different levels of irony from puns to 3chan darkposts

>>740697460
nerve gas?????

>>740710797
Hablá bien pibe no se te entiende una mierda.

>>740707315
Dry humping the ground as he goes

>>740707308
do not EVER write "football" when talking about that trash sport SOCCER

it's "futbol" you pleb

>>740696284
>>740696310
>>740696360
natural selection is a beautiful thing

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>>740711884

>>740703173
Any sport

>>740712012
sorry it was invented in Scotland so it's pronounced fghhtbll

>>740712322
nobody cares about stale Mexican flatbreads

>>740712322
And I get pissed when only the shell cracks.

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>>740706594

>>740696310
>>740696360
my question is why their elevator doors just give way like a playing card whereas my buildings elevator has thicc steel doors

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>>740707602
Can't rip in peace, idiot.

>Rest in peace in peace

>>740709099
>Be me
>21
>Kissless virginfag
>Average guy, not fat
>Fapped every other day since i can remember
>Download tinder app
>Match some qt3.14
>Start chatting
>Going alright
>Ask to come over and she agrees
>Wait till parents go out
>She comes over
>Awkward at first but soon settle as i put a film on
>Start kissing
>hellyeah.jpg
>She says its ok she knows im a virginfag and she likes it
>Starts rubbing my leg
>Sits on top of me still making out
>Unbuttons my shirt
>Kisses my chest
>Boner through the roof
>Take off her top
>Big whopping tatas loving it
>Pulls down my trouser and starts BJ
>Trying not to come
>Pull her head away
>Give it 2 mins
>She is moaning so loud
>No longer thinking about climaxing
>Going as hard as i can white knight
>She is wailing in pleasure
>Wailing
>She is a whale
>Blubber everywhere
>Tells me to stick finger in blowhole
>I do it, so moist
>Harpoon so hard roodypoo cant fine me
>Hear front door open
>Voice outside "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!"
>Mom opens door
>Gets on the floor
>Walk the dinosaur

>>740713309
fuCK you fake ass CKrip

>>740703832
at least she had the kindness and common sense to save her kid

>>740703826
No way this shit happen in brasil I live here there is a lot of shit but it is too far also sopa de macaco is gross who the fuck eats monkey

>>740713404

Can't tell if

>>740703353
chinese people must have high anxiety every time they leave their homes

>>740707636
its china, im surprised he didnt fall on the kid 4 or 5 times more to make sure he was dead

>>740703826

caralho hein

>>740713404
kys yourself

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>>740696421

>>740697531
before technology, when we lived in caves in the woods, and we'd hear wolves crying in the distance, our instincts would cause us to feel fear. Now, I see that happening and I viscerally feel apprehension. What have we become?

>>740696360
fucking twice man really! fuk this, going down NOW mutherfuckers.

>>740702754
that blonde chick that moves away right before

>jet fuel can't melt steel beams bro

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>>740708196

>>740702436
this was the hue hue holocaust

>>740707484
Brah

>>740702436
get rekt brazil top kek.

>>740712322
there's hardly any meat or cheese, let alone lettuce or salsa, wtf is this

>>740697531
the classic crazy russian porn trick

its a killer

>>740714909
what the hell is going on here then? looks like a medical procedure but its also super gay looking

>>740702791
Because hes a fucking nigger with the IQ of a rock

>>740697115
never pull out

>>740696284
I've never understood this gif. Why does the guy react before the other guy even falls down the shaft?

>>740716838
the video is backwards. its a removal.

>>740707484
Remember this like it was yesterday.

>>740696284
That's not rekt. That's a magic trick. Gook just disappeared.

>>740717111
oh jesus thanks, thats fucked up

>>740707484
fridgebro..... we miss u

>>740696284
Damn. Found it online. He only broke his legs. :-(

>>740717530
yeah but korean in wheelchair is kill

>>740716838
someone getting a home made dildo removed. in reverse.

>>740716838
its in reverse

>>740716695
Fucking right?

Also best taco is Beef, Cheese, Chrizo, and Pico de Gallo - fite me

>>740696284
this looks awfully staged or something. look at the guy who's falling in, his head to be precise.

>>740715165

kill yourself yourself?

>>740717477
when's the last time he showed up?

>>740713217
What are these things and why are they always moving them?

>>740707445
Fucking niggers.

>>740718322
devices used to intercept the nerve gas before it hits

>>740718384
Makes sense.

>>740716316
story?

>>740706594
This is what happens when you go down electric avenue.

>>740714909
I think it's reversed.

>>740709099
Dizzy doesn't get ripped apart though, just impaled.
Fucking noob.

>>740714909
lol

>>740718547

I vaguely remember this.

I want to say it was a contracted hit, but don't quote me on that.

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>>740718624
kek

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>>740719639
>it was a contracted hit - Anonymous 07/31/17

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>>740720135

I should have seen it coming, but here I am. I didn't. Fuck me.

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>>740720135
Windshield-wipers... Fucking lost.

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>>740716316
Ohio?

>>740713217
did he dieded

>>740696284
Amazingly, that dude survived with 2 broken legs. Some idiots think they are the main character and thus can't die. They don't realize they're all just side characters of my story.

>>740721296
his blood is thicc as fuck

>>740708196
Do you find it difficult to wear the fedora and Fawkes mask at the same time?

>>740708923
Inorite... What's that? A formula car wreck claimed the life of yeah whatever.

>>740697531
Why the fuck does he have his mouse sensitivity so damn low?

>>740696421
i'm laughing so hard i'm crying...........