Tell me what you want me to say, and ill do my best <3 (please

looks like im on my way to page 10

>>740690738
are u a grill?

>>740690520
plz be enkidu even though it isnt

OK say "you cannot ignore my girth oniichan"

>>740690520
say "Reddit, stop steal content of 4chan because we stole from liveleak (in rekt of course)"

say "yo bicycle wat up boiiiii"

>>740690520
It's everyday bro

i hate niggers, traps are gay, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

say "these pretzels are makin me thirsty"

>>740690520
please say "get outta town mrs. brown"

"FUCKING NORMIES
REEEEEEEE"

>>740690520
"Yeah I'll have uuuuuuuhh "
PLease and thank you!

>>740692060
BoNeLeSs PiZzA

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I think op is a faggot and abandoned his/her own? thread.

>>740692365
Think so too. Disappointed.

>>740692365
Death for that anon

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866KB, 3000x2000px

>>740692827

>>740692365
>>740692486
>>740692827
>>740693000
OK I'll step in and take over this trainwreck
>>740690738
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nws9xx4MzT

>>740690941
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LqIMK721GF

>>740693291
I'll take it anon
Thanks

>>740691073
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qWOouu1dR0

>>740691127
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g0JHDt5kZM

>>740693371
oh you'll take it alright
youre welcome btw

>>740690520
Ok say this
"Omg daddy please don't punish my pooper it still hurts from last night. Daddy no *spank* *spank* I'm sorry I've been a bad sissy oooooooooowwww

>>740693713
Kek

>>740693713
This

>>740691488
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wngyVlKS9n

>>740690520
say

" my name jeff "

>>740691580
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15HiRNCzA9t
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01y79jaAONs

>>740691617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wJVEPJ3FZj

>>740691693
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gd7hMv4aXs

>>740691808
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YfSETCTtHE

>>740691909
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16ROz5gp9te

>>740691910
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1le2EAj5CSY

>>740693713
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V5jZKPgPFK

Sorry my mics been acting up and just got it working again, mostly

This is my real voice, I'm Alice 3d and I have a big cock, deal with it racist.

>>740692119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y6JHs0RlYv

>>740693958
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OHVzJs6HjC

Can you say
Rub a dub dub in the tub scuba diver the nazi killer

>>740694379
lol this was funny

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bi4qXkbztZ

>>740693713
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vB0rK0l7gU

>>740693958
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FCOE3M4zDG

>>740694548
lol weird, but okay :P

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KRuzCvIVs7

>>740694636
Dont ask

>>740694694
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZPbvngIwH8

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck niggers?

>>740694379
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UGCMabiqlv
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J8GANGIWhn

>>740694548
wtf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YKvLpnmgCt

>>740694898
lol, thanks bro

Can you say this
Hirohito is a weirdo and hitler was a jerk, Mussolini pulled his weenie and now it doesnt work

>>740694876
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EDZ9qzSwCA

>>740694975
youre welcome /b/ro

>>740695007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZhGsJVQEBi

Traps are a little gay

>>740695007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rj2NpHawua

For thousands of years, humans have misunderstood them, and feared them. Now - one bee in a turtleneck sweater is gonna change everything!
BEE!
Stand back, these are winter boots!
Wait! Why does his life have any less value than yours?
This fall!
I gotta say something.
Ya Like Jazz?
You're talking to humans! You're flying outside the hive!
Woah-ho-hooaaa!
Barry B. Benson
So you see soda spilled on a sidewalk and you don't drink it?
Is a little bee
He's not bothering anybody, get outta here, you creep!
Discovering a big secret!
How did this get here?
It's just honey, Barry.
This is stealing!
Cute Bee? Golden Blossom? Ray Liotta Private Select?
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this!
You have a plan?
Yes, plan "bee"!
He's brave!
Augh!
Where'd you get the honey?
It's ours now!
He's bold!
This can't possibly work.
Okay Barry, pull the chute!
He's reaching new heights!
What happened?
I just tried to talk to these guys!
Hi!
Agh, Bee!
Then there was a dustbuster, a toupee, a liferaft exploded. Now one's bald, ones in a boat, and they're both unconscious!
Jerry Seinfeld!
Renée Zellweger!
Dreamworks; Bee Movie!

>>740695007
Took a couple takes before i realized that rhymed, and should be in rhythm lol (in case you didnt know i was blonde before, now you do lol) so you better like it lol

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s2kfTpJBA4

>>740693563
You have a voiced buttery like pancakes

>>740695188
Yeeeessss

can you say:

fuck me you wacky fuck with your fucking wacky cock you wacky cuck

>>740695160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s170BdKxpDMR

>>740694876
>>740694876


Not that i can top this one
>>740695036
but ill try lol

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tCSQ2wfdJ6

>>740695286
That was gay af

>>740695188
fuck redoing now
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KSgPRQfYUc

>>740695261
Tounge twister lol
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05HUjZpbBGo

Hey! bum bum bum. Got any grapes?

Ill suck your 7/11 ass

>>740695555
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YMOfp3tCLv
(last part cut off, nice quads lol)

>>740695626
lol had to add that word

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mHCVUS6nY2

Starbound is like Terraria in Space

God why does your voice sound SO FAMILIAR
Also it would be a pleasure to hear you say either "I only upload high quality video game rips." or "Please read the channel description.

Can you say, "August Fourth or we riot"

In The Great Gatsby Fitzgerald offers up commentary on a variety of themes — justice, power, greed, betrayal, the American dream, and so on. Of all the themes, perhaps none is more well developed than that of social stratification. The Great Gatsby is regarded as a brilliant piece of social commentary, offering a vivid peek into American life in the 1920s. Fitzgerald carefully sets up his novel into distinct groups but, in the end, each group has its own problems to contend with, leaving a powerful reminder of what a precarious place the world really is. By creating distinct social classes — old money, new money, and no money — Fitzgerald sends strong messages about the elitism running throughout every strata of society.

The first and most obvious group Fitzgerald attacks is, of course, the rich. However, for Fitzgerald (and certainly his characters), placing the rich all in one group together would be a great mistake. For many of those of modest means, the rich seem to be unified by their money. However, Fitzgerald reveals this is not the case. In The Great Gatsby, Fitzgerald presents two distinct types of wealthy people. First, there are people like the Buchanans and Jordan Baker who were born into wealth. Their families have had money for many generations, hence they are "old money." As portrayed in the novel, the "old money" people don't have to work (they rarely, if ever, even speak about business arrangements) and they spend their time amusing themselves with whatever takes their fancy. Daisy, Tom, Jordan, and the distinct social class they represent are perhaps the story's most elitist group, imposing distinctions on the other people of wealth (like Gatsby) based not so much on how much money one has, but where that money came from and when it was acquired. For the "old money" people, the fact that Gatsby (and countless other people like him in the 1920s) has only just recently acquired his money is reason enough to dislike him. In their way of

can you say

"not like this in the chat"

>>740695963
>>740695963
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sM8ceoN6mO

>>740696010
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wbjW14AyQ4

>>740696145
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X3bntKJwvo

>>740695188

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xmjZwbtF8b

>>740696076
thinking, he can't possibly have the same refinement, sensibility, and taste they have. Not only does he work for a living, but he comes from a low-class background which, in their opinion, means he cannot possibly be like them.

In many ways, the social elite are right. The "new money" people cannot be like them, and in many ways that works in their favor — those in society's highest echelon are not nice people at all. They are judgmental and superficial, failing to look at the essence of the people around them (and themselves, too). Instead, they live their lives in such a way as to perpetuate their sense of superiority — however unrealistic that may be. The people with newly acquired wealth, though, aren't necessarily much better. Think of Gatsby's partygoers. They attend his parties, drink his liquor, and eat his food, never once taking the time to even meet their host (nor do they even bother to wait for an invitation, they just show up). When Gatsby dies, all the people who frequented his house every week mysteriously became busy elsewhere, abandoning Gatsby when he could no longer do anything for them. One would like to think the newly wealthy would be more sensitive to the world around them — after all, it was only recently they were without money and most doors were closed to them. As Fitzgerald shows, however, their concerns are largely living for the moment, steeped in partying and other forms of excess.

Just as he did with people of money, Fitzgerald uses the people with no money to convey a strong message. Nick, although he comes from a family with a bit of wealth, doesn't have nearly the capital of Gatsby or Tom. In the end, though, he shows himself to be an honorable and principled man, which is more than Tom exhibits. Myrtle, though, is another story. She comes from the middle class at best. She is trapped, as are so many others, in the valley of ashes, and spends her days trying to make it out. In fact, her desire to move up the

>>740696424
social hierarchy leads her to her affair with Tom and she is decidedly pleased with the arrangement.

Because of the misery pervading her life, Myrtle has distanced herself from her moral obligations and has no difficulty cheating on her husband when it means that she gets to lead the lifestyle she wants, if only for a little while. What she doesn't realize, however, is that Tom and his friends will never accept her into their circle. (Notice how Tom has a pattern of picking lower-class women to sleep with. For him, their powerlessness makes his own position that much more superior. In a strange way, being with women who aspire to his class makes him feel better about himself and allows him to perpetuate the illusion that he is a good and important man.) Myrtle is no more than a toy to Tom and to those he represents.

To those posting long ones lol
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nv0c4uHtS5

>>740695188
love the challenge might do it again
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PlzjzRtvfE

>>740695237
thanks :)

>>740695261
1st take
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MC57zATSCf

>>740695329
thanks anon means a lot coming from a fellow vocafag
you gotta fix that fuzz on your mic but I like the questioning niggers at the end I chuckled sensibly

>>740695425
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01A9z54MPgV

>>740696610
Fucking Amazing

Sometimes when I get bored I crave cummies. Not just any cummies though, they have to be from daddy. Luckily, I have lots of daddies. I usually eat cummies and only cummies for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It takes about 16 cummies to feed me per day. The best part about cummies is that they are free and have only gave me 13 STD’s. The best cummies I have ever tasted came from the one and only CummyBot2000. I definitely recommend giving cummies a try sometime, just don’t be gay. Gay people are worthless niggers that deserve to die.

>>740696878
Ive only really just started doing this, how i i fix fuzz in my mic? also thanks <3 lol

>>740695555
sweet quads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xWOI4tkmUT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08BWnINu0xR
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xGAKERAcG7

can you say

your gonna fall to gold because u suck cock at this video game

>>740696997

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ix2zxK0qAF

>>740695626
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1knI2NezCOs

>>740697096
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p3AABdfEHY

>>740695739
kek

Daddy be nimble, daddy be quick,
Daddy, has a rock hard dick.
One cummy, two cummy, three cummy, four.
Daddy cums so much, he can’t cum anymore.
Ghost cummy, Ghost cummy, don’t be scared!
There’s always more cummies that can be shared.
Daddy make me squishy, daddy makes me wet.
Daddy treats me like his little pet.
Daddy makes me happy, daddy is sweet,
Daddy likes to give me his cummies to eat.
Daddy makes me happy and I make him happy too,
I suck on his dick and watch it grow huge.
Daddy isn’t scary, daddy is brave.
Daddy really likes it when I behave.
Better not cry, better not pout,
Better let daddy make you squishy throughout.
Just me and my daddy hanging out
I got pretty hungry, so I started to pout.
He asked if I was down for something yummy.
I asked “What?” and he said he’d give me his cummies.
I drink them, I slurp them, I swallow them whole.
It makes daddy happy, so it’s my only goal.
Harder daddy, harder daddy! One cummy, two cummy, three cummy, four.
I’m daddy’s little princess, but I’m also a whore.

>>740695924
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15cA2OKcsZx

I want to kill the president of the United States of America

>>740695963
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TM3QkTxg3I

>>740696010
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19O7hnKnW8I

>>740696997
>>740696997
(This took several takes to get right, you better listen to this lmao)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dF64a4nzV7

X gon' give it to ya
Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
With the non-stop, pop pop of stainless steel

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>>740697885
Truly a work of art. Thank you

>>740696076
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nD5h3n42Jt

>>740698271
awee, too kind sir <3

>>740696145
I really don't know the reference, do I sound like someone or the other guy in this thread?

Sing bohemian rhapsody

>>740696424
>>740696531
oh there are three parts...
>>740698275

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>>740698275
Noooo fucking way you actually did it. I'm listening to thatentire thing twice.

>>740696585
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G6LperJ1hP

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8KB, 300x168px

>>740698657
Dont even worry about it. Youve already gone above and beyond.

>>740697038
your gain is probably set too high somewhere or its just a shitty mic or you might be too close to your mic
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SmOQMDanSJ

>>740696985
thanks :)

>>740698750
>>740698750
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ManUo5oS84

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d7DpfARLfW

>>740698888
also i dont se a gain option anywhere :~

>>740690520
andy sixx's log of shit slidding down my fucking throat.

>>740700131
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0theChY7198

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>>740700336
You pronounced slidding wrong but thank you.

>>740698657
>>740698671
>>740696076
>>740698275
>>740696424
>>740696531
water... I, need, water...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xvTKaaO13g

>>740696997
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07hnuBb56ca

>>740697096
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fxpSzmKUps

Any last requests before i leave and play some games?
(op here)

Are you staring at my feet? You weirdo! If you rub them well, I'll let you sniff my sandals.

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Say "Oh she's just having a spoof." "You know, one of her goofabouts"

>>740697352
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fc59pqi6S1

>>740697545
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zZlEHRVUep

>>740701523
Chester bennington was a faggot and I'm glad he's fucking dead, I hope the last few seconds of his life were painful and agonizing. I hope all six of his kids blame themselves and follow in his pathetic fucking footsteps.

>>740701523
OP could you do this one please?

>>740701883

>>740702165
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vvTR5YBcXV


To all

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12QeKDZBwvd

>>740697923
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rGtNu4OmUt

>>740702244
only since you said please lol,

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18mdclRH8xu

LIke that?

>>740690520
say "I was born with thick skin."

>>740702506
You really shouldn't enable degenerates like me.

Thanks OP! That works.

>>740694564
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vB0rK0l7gU
kek

http://vocaroo.com/

r8 me

>>740702618
lol il remember that :P

If this thread is still alive when i come back with food, the most commented thing, or the most voted for thing ill say, and maybe come back. lol

>>740698441
>>740698441
I would do it a few more times ot get a better take if I wasn't so far behind in this thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fDUjJPF5MO

>>740698816
>>740698657
>>740700684
Oh I did it thanks though

>>740699897
open up your volume settings and you should be able to control it there probably just called levels

>>740700131
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HWlrXuAWyo

>>740701883
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mCXv86l1zY

>>740701967
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vvdytd64uq

>>740690520
Say: "Autism is magical, tiny comrade."

>>740703856
You made my gf's night, thank you very much sir.

Scream the following

Because of the lawn

"Please to be looking for the superiorest tracker staff at apooloo good sirs and may vishnu bless all of your endeavors."

"You may know everything I'm going to do but that's not going to help you because I'll know everything you're going to do, STRANGE ISN'T IT?

please say
nickelback is a faggot who sucks at counter strike

>>740694057
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wJVEPJ3FZj
Oh God, what gender are you?

>>740702165
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CauIY1umXU

>>740694146
Thank you for that, Sans.

>>740703806
You sound like a voice actor, anon.

Thanks for doing this!

>>740702393
Good on you OP godspeed /b/ro

>>740702569
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r6IhVbl8Ol

say "DEUS VULT" plox

>>740702834
you accidentally the whole link anon

>>740694898
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J8GANGIWhn
My Goddamn sides.

>>740703884
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dM6NrVx0VU

americans speak english, brits do not

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RHir52QiqW

>>740703806
this is fucking hot i don't even care what gender you are

>>740703935
>gf
why you gotta lie on the internet?
tell youre hand she's welcome

>>740703977
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00u1w0bKnY2

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2MB, 400x240px

>>740693563
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g0JHDt5kZM
AYYY, I fucking love voice, are you an amateur VA or something?

>>740703994
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kd5Uv5c7bG

>>740704742
my hand says...
nothing because she has a penis in her mouth

>>740704106
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R6ypLCri3C

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP
tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p
upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))
MAKE DONLAD DRUMFP AGAIN ;^)

EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D

>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.

GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

>>740704209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CUskEpCeWW

>>740704248
attack helicopter

>>740704323
>Sans
wat?
youre welcome

>>740704354
youre welcome and thanks for the compliment, I only started doing this a week ago

>>740704500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NLw4m7Rbfj

>>740704592
thanks

>>740704718
good now go diddle yourself like a good slut

Max has the brain capacity of a potato with down syndrome and chlamydia

Please sing "Never gonna give you up".

>>740705144
>>740705144

tried my best

http://vocaroo.com/i/s09GSUTchMuM

>>740704868
Yeah I started a week ago on these thread so amateur is definitely the word for it
any tips?

>>740705081
pics or it didn't happen

>>740705597
you're a tease!

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>>740705083
Thank you so much I love you for this

>>740705144
sorry my voice cant go that autistic
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DCqfN8TxJI

>>740704936
>Thank you, Come again.

>>740705602
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GMhbi9v45D

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Disgustedly say "Reptilian sympathizing statist scum"

>>740705652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HyPpNrzwaY
I've done this on /b/ before

Could you guys (if you want,not really asking for a rec. just you know for giggles) try reading the lyrics to your favorite song without singing (monotone voice)

>>740705925
youre welcome /b/ loves you too anon

>>740706497
amirite?

>>740706383
Jesus christ man

>>740706814
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08cwi67mHDa

>>740706810
uhh I've done this before on one of these threads... so you ony get 1 take
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p9iYpwcvzX

If I fits, buttshits.

>>740706814
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YJnv9ku56J

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Now Dawnold, the delegates.......the delegates are all mine, dawnold.

>>740690520
Sing the cummies song:

"Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little girl should!~ Wa-What!"

>>740706896
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cv05eJhlSL

>>740707027
did I do a good?

>>740707246
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wZrFGlqzGv

>>740707288
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VNWPcXs2qk

>>740707189
what about the uchiha madara pasta?

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>>740707348
Thanks pal (you a good mang)

>>740697213
>>740697885
>>740701107
>>740696997
>>740707333
read the thread you trip getting sonofabitch

>>740707495
god damnit no... seriously the worst fucking thing I've ever done yes it took me like 20 takes actually if you post it I'll do it and see if I can do it easier now

>>740707486
I fucking love you. Thx!

>>740707534
youre welcome /b/ro

>>740707651
youre welcome anon /b/ loves you too

>>740707553
It's not the same

>>740707700
>comfy thread
these are small but good times /b/rothers make it last

>>740707333
only cause you got trips
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sVWNV8bxQ8

>>740707643
(post the first take for the lulz)

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.

sing the fuck all niggers song

>>740707643
>>740708139
I'm definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.

>>740707978
I agree, I'm glad I have /b/ro to share this with
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GstlvjyTpb

>>740708159
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JuPTFZ4Vuc

sing the FUN song

>>740708139
>>740708167
first take eat your heart out, definitely easier but
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N4axTY8k5E

>>740708276
F is friends, you don't get to bring
U is for one of you
N is for n why would i want them?

F is for fire raises
U is for you
N is for no survivors

>>740708048
This gave me a boner

>>740708276
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YE2Ia2s1oe

>>740708780
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j5TQBx29Cc

>>740708914
glad I could spread the love
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SwoSfLOaHM

>>740705652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Lhs4pl7Vgl

Another anons version

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>>740708750
>sub-five-minute Madarathon

>>740709075
>>740709259
Bravo anon

>>740690520
zel is a fucking idiot

>>740709632
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iKC9WJFdIu

Another anon eating snakes

>>740709632
where are you from? Can you say this
One hen
Two ducks
Three squawking geese
Four Limerick oysters
Five corpulent porpoises
Six pair of Don Alverzo's tweezers
Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates, with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who stalk about the corners of the cove all at the same time.

>>740709075
Fuck me, that plankton is fucking God tier both in sounding like him and singing, do you have a youtube or something?

>>740709632
nice

>>740709674
thanks I made so many mistakes though

>>740709879
thanks /b/ro :)

>>740709963
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kQcHpfPScY

>>740709632
>>740710072
What accent do you have, you magnificent man you?

>>740709075
Awesome!

>>740710072
nice anon, smooth voice, good guitar

she put her tounge on my bung cuz it stung.

>>740708048
ROFLOL

>>740710096
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Gv2zMIEawr

Somehow.

>>740710128
I just made one because another anon told me I should but I don't have any videos it's called all request live I also have a twitter of the same name I'm going to work on it and start posting stuff

>>740693402
Yours is the best by far

>>740710439
thanks :)

My name is don and i admit to ejaculating on erins poncho. I did it once and ill do it again. I love marth and eating fried spiders

>>740710592
kek thanks

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A5MQjRN6y1

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qasigDZxvM

Another Anon sings what he wants

>>740710626
WHERE are you from?? I must know! can you do it again just trying to use your natural voice?

>>740710904
kek glad you like it

>>740710995
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wxEIDyzJPl

>>740711128
niice mars volta dude!

>>740711350
Thanks op

>>740711578
not OP but youre welcome

"Michaela stop being so fucking funny i can't stand it, love you" please! haha

say "i have a feminine penis"

>>740711713
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v59Ub3cEfL

>>740711846
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NTb53wrG3F

>>740711172
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kililb2e6a

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>>740712005
i can barely jerk off to that

Yes, making grammar, spelling and punctuation mistakes DO mean you are unworthy of continuing to be allowed to live, never mind being allowed to post here.

>>740712045
Peru?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pxxMqc2eeb

RAAAAAAAAARGH

CHOO AAA TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAA ATOH ATOH WAWAWAWAWA

...

YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD

>>740711916
perfect

>>740712222
nice quads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MIIxeKpZmc

>>740712443
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SJYxGInypZ
Brasil.

>>740712369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nmQA96Cfqe

>>740712369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CJ1lthIL2e

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hey mistar, i am mad scientist, it's so kewwwl, sonuvabitch

>>740712624
say something nice to my quads

>>740712369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KC0kFpnVTv

>>740712369
>>740712369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AF2Q0pcyZS

>>740713083
I like this one anon, you sounded Wil Wheaton-y

>>740712490
wtf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f5n7bvouon

>>740712668
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SJYxGInypZ
nice thank you!

>>740712866
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u2cn6sgxEn

We're two new yorkers who moved to Las Vegas to follow our dreams. To create underwater worlds like no one's ever seen.

>>740712937
sure thing friendo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mD8rpVp3cU

>>740713248
not enough WAs/10
apply yourself

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

>>740713176
>Wil Wheaton
huh yeah I could hear that never noticed before