REKT THREAD

lol it's always gooks

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>walking
>see kid
>stick toungue out at kid
>he looks away before he sees what i did to him
>i'm the only one who knows
>mfw i'll remember this forever

fucking REKT

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740652661
jesus just fucking shoot the poor guy

>>740652515
ok i need some context. botched robbery?

>>740652515
wtf is going on and why should I care

>>740652661
I love how their movies are always high quality with different angles. It's like they have professional filming crew

>>740653356
Its that Saudi-CIA Zionist funding

>>740653105
genius
is that Japan?is teh kind of behavior you expect from chinks but seems japan

>>740653247
fucing pos woman

>>740653141
that is quite common, is a new type of challenge? the mentally challenged challenge?

>>740653185
and we all learned something about methane

>>740652674
Pop off james

>>740653448
China. The Japanese actually understand how elevators work.

>>740653448
Its chinese, they are the niggers of the asian world, like the irish and slavs and for the whites and the brazilians and puerto ricans are for the hispanics

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740653228
whats wrong with Chinese, they dont know how elevators work?

>>740653448
I've been to Japan, their elevators aren't complete shit. Chinks don't understand construction, this is definitely China.

>>740653502
Settle down achmed.

>>740653207
Part of me thinks this is set up. Those racks shouldn't collapse so easily.

>>740653767
Its probably a third world muslim city like sweden or england so what do you expect

>>740653767
LOL oh no they certainly do! they are very rigid when not dented or anything but the second they get a dent their structural integrity goes with it. Typically they are bolted to the ground so with the weight of the prudct on the racks and it bending a single piece of the support thats all it takes. been there done that but nothing nearly this scale.

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>740652515

>>740654160
lol

>>740653767
This is real. There are tons of great forklift accident reels you should watch.

An unladen forklift that size weighs about 10,000lbs. It could easily pop through a brick wall at that speed. The racking is probably holding another 4000lbs per tier, per rack, in an average warehouse setting.

It doesn't take a huge mistake to make a huge mess.

>>740652515
4/10 would not sign for disc throwing

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>>740654330

>>740654342
>huge mistake
But that was a huge mistake

>>740653767
you think ramming them with an 8000 pound forklift is somehow easy?

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>>740654423

>>740654433
it was a huge mess. it looked like hes just slightly bumped into it

>>740652674
Pop off James!

>>740654192
ofmg is spiderman ok?

>>740654603
it's miles. don't worry

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>>740652674
pop off james

>>740653105
>>740653141

Take the dirtiest dirt farming backwoods fuck in china, and make him middle class overnight and stick him in normal society. This is what you get. This happens A LOT in china. This is what you are afraid of, these people. This is what scares you?

>>740652661
All arabs need to be eradicated.

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740654160
rip aluminium pan man

>>740654995
>calmly picks up his cellphone.
"yea honey, yea...i'm fucking dead..., really fucking dead. Do NOT wait up for me"

someone do kamakazi korean and elevator eats lady. makes this a theme.

>>740654142
you're a big guy

>>740654995

*dies*
*farmvilles intently*

>>740654995
holy shit that really just happened

>>740655295
for you

>>740652515
laughed way toO hard AT THIS

>>740654142
so did everyone died?

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740652674
/fit/fag cancer

>>740655650
actually none of them died. it got pretty famous

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>>740656382
booo

>>740656444
if it makes you feel better, those jap guys are dead

>>740656593
we missed a few million or so.

>>740654995
"Shit!"
>Deletes browser history

>>740654995
I like how cool headed he was, even twitting about how shitty those elevators are

>>740654995
wtf was he doing besides not paying attention? ffs

>>740654536
It's so easy, he did it backwards.

>>740654536
>8000 pound
nigger are you high?

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>>740656798

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740653185
KEKKLE DE KEK

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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>>740652515

>>740654160
I chuckle at this shit every fucking time

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>>740657204

>>740653271
underrated post

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740654142
psst, stupid trainee pilot and his analogue plane

>>740655650
They were skydiving. They were literally expecting to leave the plane mid-flight and use their parachutes. Of course nobody died jizz-for-brains.

>>740658159
that thing looks like 2-3,000. can't be more than an average car.

>>740654995
holy shiet he died two times

>>740658380
>They were literally expecting to leave the plane mid-flight and use their parachutes
so the pilot was planning on leaving as well then? tell me how stupid do you have to be to leave this type of comment

>>740658422
Holy fuck. KYS

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740658422
That would mean it would only be capable of lifting a half ton, which is incorrect. You're retarded. Kill yourself.

>>740658585
what's the forklift rated for, idiot? definitely not 5,000 pounds

>>740658071
wgat the fuck? is that playdough?

>>740658719
see>>740658749
and kys fuckface

>>740658494
>doing incredibly dangerous close-proximity maneuver to another plane
>not wearing a parachute

You'd have to be 8 different kinds of retarded to not wear a parachute as the pilot if you know you're going to be attempting something like that.

>>740652674
Pop off james

>>740658422
Are you retarded ? That thing can lift up a car. These fuckers are heavy and powerful as fuck. I had so many accidents while driving one you would be surprised that I am still alive

>>740658754
i think they're empty balloons

>>740653105
>>740653141

I hope this "elevator kick challenge" reaches the US

>>740658836
you're actually retarded to think the pilot is going to ditch the plane. what you think he meant to fly into the other plane or even get that close? WEW

>>740658071
10/10 would eat again

>>740658832
>>740658719
>>740658585

>people telling somebody to kill themselves for not being familiar with the typical weight of a forklift

Didn't know so many autists were into forklifts these days.

>>740654192
Mary Jane goes in for the upside down kiss, being careful not to reveal Spidermans true identity to the children

Bravo! Long live the theatre!

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740658848
well i guess we'll never know what the fucking things can do since one of your retarded kind plowed it straight into a rack of metal. gr8 driving skills m8. you guys have one job to do and still manage to fuck it up

>>740659021
it's the laziest job there is and people still fuck it up cuz of autists like these.

>>740658949
Clearly flying closely to the other plane was part of whatever stunt they were performing. Even if it was a normal jump, there's no reason the pilot shouldn't have a parachute, its' like wearing your seatbelt in a car.

Please try trolling somebody on your own age level before attempting to move up into the big leagues kiddo.

>>740658749
As a current professional driver of these POS machines, that one can lift 2 to 3 ton. So what, 4 to 6 thousands lb? The back of the thing is pure pig iron to counterbalance the weight on the front.

>>740658023
eat my rectal cavity you man of African heritage

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!
also funny how they ceonsored his microdick. Why is he even alive?

>>740654732
what is he doing with his head and hand?

>>740659369
>Why is he even alive?

Notice the TLC logo in the upper right. The whole network needs a delivery of fucking anthrax.

>>740659309
that's exactly what i guessed it was. why is everyone so fucking autistic?

>>740653228
Just when I thought the elevator thing couldn't get any stupider

>>740659215
so given the information of the pilot already has a parachute and blah blah blah. then after the planes crash, you're assuming it would be unreasonable for somebody to assume that the pilot wouldn't be able to make it out alive. is that correct? plane loses a wing, uncontrollably flying, yet somehow still able to get out. YOU ARE SAYING that it's not rational to think that he wouldn't make it out?

trolling? seriously nigger?

When will you faggots quit reposting shit? Here's the real rekt compilation enjoy cunts...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcCw-3_Nf2Q

>>740659467
Sorry, non-burger here.
The only TLC I know is Triple-Level Cell, but I'm sure as hell it's not related :^)

>>740653448
Japanese don't spells day this way, and the simplified kanji... definitely China.

>>740653271
> rogueamp

I miss him

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740653207
those boxes look like they're probably holding files, so i think the driver would be fine with the cage on top. anyone have the story?

>>740653228
>listening to music while looking through the thread
>Free Falling starts playing as this one plays
fitting

>>740660340
nobody listens to that fucking song anymore, stop lying.

>>740660480
I can't prove it so we'll just agree to disagree :^)

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>>740653247
She was asking him for a cig. He denied and she went full cunt

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>>740653584
Don't forget about the jungle Asians though, they are the true niggers

Fucking dumb gook admin is the actual nigger though cause all my REKT is over 2mb

>>740652661
drowning in your own blood must be a terrible death

my thread is rekt
>>740650337
That is, can someone show me something?

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES

>>740660891
POP OFF JAMES

>>740659461

Spine and nerve system obliterated by the lift. A slow death of bodily spazms

>>740661228
hahaha a good day, sand nigger getting rekt

>>740659461
dying

>>740653863
Kek

>>740661228
fuck that was smart !

>>740659021i told him to kys because he blatantly ignored information i had just posted

>>740661228
All the religious shit is just a cover for the fact they are still tribal and want their tribe to be the richest / most powerful.
Everything in the mudslim world is about tribal power be it in the middle east or asia.

>>740652674
pop off james

>>740661228
Knowing the sound of that gun, the true victim of that day was that lady's hearing. =(

>>740653047
>>740653317
>>740655594
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2618797/Watch-The-shocking-moment-man-throws-neighbour-s-baby-air-argument-water-heater.html

>>740658071
the look on his face after he pukes

"never doing that again"


"until I get home"

>>740653047
>>740653317
what is there to be understood?
they are chinese,they are fucking crazy and violent

>>740659105
Well it's fun m8 and the village I am living in is happy that someone unloads trucks 24/7 for them. Working in the logistic is kinda the new version of beeing a farmer.

>>740652515
YEET

>>740662064
why is the driver sucked out the window, was the bus pressurized or shit

>>740662064
>he left early and let others suffer
that's bad on his side

>>740653863
or Germany
don't forget Germany

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Hope Solo's pussy. RECKED AF

>>740654142
"crashing this plane"

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>>740652661

>>740654160
he,for sure,was shocked after that

>>740654423
did it died

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>>740662610
go back

>>740662600

kek

>>740660771
why are these white folks fighting like niggers?

>>740662732
would you come with me,my dear?

>>740652674
Pop off James !

>>740652515
I lose my shit every fucking time

>>740663118
wtf does wrong here?

>>740663243
Split rim with locking ring. Tire slams down, ring pops off, catastrophic depressurization.

>>740663118
lol the dog on the right

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>>740663391
Ha.

>>740663391
love this one, very nice

>>740663118
at least catto is okayo

>>740663331
poor bastards

>>740663243
They filled the tire with nerve gas

>>740662490
>slowly hitting as taking a shot at the golf ball
stupid fucks

>>740652674
oh shit

>>740662426
Looks like a blown-out tire.

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES

POP OFF JAMES

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740663892
POP OFF JAMES

>>740662064
Oh shit, i gotta go, bye!
*leaves through window*

>>740663467
POP OFF JAMES

>>740664021
POP OFF JAMES

>>740662384
Centrifugal force

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740663892
shit
long time I didn't kek like that

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES

>>740652515
I wonder where in Kowloon that little fella lands...

>>740664122
POP OFF JAMES

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES

>>740664188
POP OFF JAMES

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740664199
POP OFF JAMES

>>740664230
POP OFF JAMES

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740664277
POP OFF JAMES

>>740664280
what?

>>740654160
F

>>740653105
The look on the other chaps face is pretty funny

>>740652661
Is he still there? I just don't know. It seems like he's trying to speak but he just took a hell of a hit

>>740664409
POP OFF JAMES

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740654142
got the full vid?

>>740663892
dat pussy wet

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!
ya fucking faggot

>>740654160
I've been struck by lightning

It's not as much fun as you think it'd be. The bottoms of my feet are still completely numb

>>740654192
Sppodermun, is okay? I straightern arm for you, you get up now and please to continue for birdday boi

>>740653448
That's China.

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740653105
>>740653141
Ok so kick the door to see if it gives in i get that bit, but why do you have to walk into the abyss afterwards? i don't understand this trend

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>>740659342

>>740655136
All Americans* need to be eradicated.

Fix'd that for you.

>>740658422
in some, the battery in those things alone can weigh about 3000 pound

>>740664667
Was your pan aluminium or cast iron?

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>740664983
Very weak bait my son

>>740665163
Judging by the ears and tattoos, I'm going to venture a guess and say that video wasn't her first bad decision

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740654105

Milo stahp

>>740654105
hahaha kek

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740656798
KEK'D

>>740662490
It happened in my city...the place is 5kms from my place.. :-!

>>740652674
>pop off james
fuck off anon

>>740659500
It's literally twice of what you guessed it to be if you are this guy>>740658422

>>740665413
were those assholes caught?

>>740652674
Pop off James! fatty.

>>740661913
underrated post

>>740665413
why was the man was sleeping on the ground?

>>740654995
>Going 2 b late stuck n elevator

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>>740653105
>>740653141
>>740653228
>elevator is securely latched on top and not bottom

3rd japan nuking confirmed?

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>>740663391
:'D HAHAHAHAHA

>>740665531
Yes... Very next day.. they r rotting in jail..

>>740664885

what they don't mention is probably all those malfunctioning elevators that take off with the doors open became that way from these chuckleheads kicking them all the time

>>740662490
I'm guessing Pajeet did not reserve his poo for the DSS

>>740654732
Why does this kind of fucked up shit always happen in gook countries?

>>740658939
fingers crossed!

>>740665677
>japan

>>740665560
He was a poor ATM guard having night shift, was asleep when this happened. After killing him they tried to break open the ATM but failed. Vert Next day they were caught.

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740652674
Pop off James

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>>740665644
Facebook Rekt thread - Kek! You rekt my sides!

>>740653356
bro, they do. They have an entire media propoganda team with directors, etc.

>>740665926
Pretty dumb to be sleeping on the nighshift, very very dumb to sleep with the door unlocked when your the fucking security guard.

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>>740665644
FUCKING NORMIE GET OFF THIS FUCKING BORED RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>740666061
Here is the full story..
https://www.telegraphindia.com/1161215/jsp/bihar/story_124725.jsp

>>740659461
Its sped up during the last part. Notice the seconds going faster. Dont listen to the autist edgelords who say "its him dying"

>>740653185
I guess that hole was filled with......
*puts on sunglasses*
Allah

YEEEEEAH

>>740663892
god what a retarded fucking idiot

>>740662490
would teach him one thing or two about sleeping in teh fucking job. I mean if he survived

>>740664404
He's all like:

Oh fuck Ching's going to do it again!
...
Fukken Ching man, he did it again. FFS.

>>740662826
white trash millenials

>>740666361
Nipe he died!
But respawned as he had 5 lives.. :-0

>>740663331
knowing those idiots who work on those shaddy places, you could bet your ass he put too much pressure on the tire too, to add

>>740653657
Ive been to china many times. I live in a part of los angeles with many chinese from the mainland. They just absolutely have no clue about ettiquette, which includes things like hygiene, not yelling in public, and WAITING.

They just do not care about waiting in line. They will invade your personal space while in line at the market, a buffet, the post office, etc. It drives me crazy. I think the line is a new concept to them.

This rush to get into the elevator I bet is a result of probably not understanding that you have to wait in line for shit. just force your way in and through, that's what they're taught I guess.

>>740652674
POP OFF JAMES!

>>740654865
LOST

>>740666527
POP OFF JAMES

>>740664553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p6hqMnsLFY
praise me

>>740663892
>if at first you dont succeed...

>>740653207
i would litterally quit my job and change phone number

>>740665163
Hot
>>740665233
Kek

>>740666509
nothing of value was lost, freaking India, too much people anyway

>>740666116
I see that you can't read. That is a completely different set of events than what we watched.

>>740666764
before or after his corpse was dug from under all that crap?

>>740660735
>that image
>no comments

>>740654995
what an absolutely cancerous watermark

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>>740653228
Can someone please add Isis Music and a Explosion at the end of it?

>>740652515
Fucking lol'd when the guy came running out and just threw the kid!

>>740662693
so ded

>>740667286
the keystone kops music it already has is funnier

>>740653141
Fucking impatient asians, and I thought people were bad over here in America. People press the button a million times while waiting but god damn never seen a dude kick a door down. Also cheap and shitty craftsmanship on that door.

This rekt thread is shit.
>271 replies
>143 posters
>41 images

>>740666116
>https://www.telegraphindia.com/1161215/jsp/bihar/story_124725.jsp

Holy shit confirmed for not being able to read
>You shame your family Abu.

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>>740667547
Contributing some fucking shit

>>740667547
you could say this thread is REKT

>>740659461
his spine is definitely borked.

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>>740667596

>>740653657

>be Chinese
>wake up for work
>elevator is shut down cause it cut someone in half
>use stairs instead
>can't use car because the garage collapsed on it
>barely avoid getting swallowed by a sidewalk sinkhole
>narrowly dodge a car that rolls over a 4 year old child at crosswalk without traffic lights
>finally make it to train station
>elevator eats the guy in front of me
>another guys breaks the elevator gate makes a rash free fall
>10 people are trampled to death trying to get on a train
>train derails killing hundreds
>crawl out of rubble and stumble to work
>clock in at the refinery and light a cigarette
>resulting explosion vaporizes 4 city blocks

>>740652515
The thrown kids brother was vandalising a water heater. should have thrown the brother instead, would've deserved it imo

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>>740667596
you gotta respect a man who goes that extra mile to get shit done.
would be hilarious if he survived anyway

>>740667547
Bunch of fuckin autists arguing about the weight of a forklift

>>740667286

Was sauce ever found on that?

>>740667702
A hardhat would have definitely saved his life

>>740667702
God must have really hated this guy

>>740667831
More like a bunch of fucking autists saying POP OFF JAMES
>look how many replies this shit has >>740652674

>>740667655
at least she didnt wet her shoes

>>740658071
It's a bunch of fucking balloons! That's kinda cute

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>>740660771
with equal rights come equal lefts

>>740667702
We need to do REKT final destination edition

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>>740668023
>inb4 nerve gas faggot

>>740660735
I hate you people, (not you poster) you fucking genital mutilating pieces of shit! People that do that shit don't deserve to live.