Gay men ah ah ahhhh
so, kez spilt his jizz right?
>>740637482
I don't mind travelling but that's further than I'm willing to go. Cool to meet another kiwi here I guess.
I guess I'll have to wait for the rest to dry then try and scrape it out.
>>740637661
I dunno
>>740637713
yep, I'm fairly certain it's jizz
>>740637661
>>740637713
Ok here it is.
I got one of those willy clone kits so I could send "myself" to somebody.
Water was too cold, went flaccid, fucked up the mould. It's ok, they gave me 2 packs of 3D gel.
This time I use warmer water. I pour the mix into the tube but the gel leaked out the bottom.
3D gel all over my chair, my ass and my carpet and no dildo. Money not so well spent.
At least I have a jar of silicone to do fuck knows what with.
>>740638064
I'm impressed, much better than my jizz theory
>>740638064
Well damn
>kez has autism
Knew it
Any ideas on what to do with the silicone? Keep in mind it takes 24 hours to set.
>>740638219
What part of that was autistic?
>>740637697
Yeah. It kinda sucks being In such a low-pop area. But you learn to deal with the disappointment.
>>740638283
use it as lube
>cant follow instructions
gee i wundr
>>740638283
Fleshlight, duh.
>>740638283
Use it as a fingering therapy
>>740638329
But I did follow instructions.
>>740638350
I guess.
Problem is I don't what to make the hole with. I have no idea how flexible this stuff will be so it could end up too tight or too loose.
>>740638455
What's that?
>>740638698
You finger stuff for the sake of it, idk, I do it with many things really and it's oddly therapeutic
Just get a fidget spinner
>>740638789
You want me to finger the un-hardened silicone or just make a clump out of it to finger?
>>740638817
I'm not autistic, m8
>>740638990
The latter. You could make a makeshift prodding fleshlight out of some though.
>>740638999
Fidget spinners are for ADHD not autism.
>>740639062
I don't know. I might just make a really crappy dildo and send that. He might find it funny.
>>740639222
I don't know, man. I've seen legit autistic kids carrying that shit around in open sight.
Heh, yeah.
What mental illness results in fucking up "clone your own dick" things?
I'm bored, what game should I play
>>740639294
Well of course you have. That doesn't mean it was made for them.
>>740639340
Do you want to talk about something else? I honestly can't think of a way to respond to that and I don't want to just ignore you.
>>740639456
What do you got?
>>740639468
True, they are just a dumb toy fad though
>>740639456
Gravity Rush
>>740639482
Anyone could hit a target at that distance.
>>740639558
I've actually never seen them. I have seen those fidget cubes.
>>740639558
resident evil 1/0/6, hitman, neo scavenger, bastard bonds, saints row gat out of hell, and ~170 other installed games, plus various emulators. but nothing calls out to me
>>740639614
I don't have a ps4
>>740639614
Kind of the point of being so close isn't it?
>>740639614
You're lucky then, I've seen then all over the place. Wal-Mart, McDonald's, the mall and the post office
>>740639690
Well that sucks, I feel you though
>>740639690
Get on that, GR is amazing. Or you could get a vita, I've heard they've been cracked wide open.
>>740639795
I'll listen to music and shitpost here some more then
>>740639799
I've heard it is, but I have no interest in buying another console that'll just sit and collect dust after a few weeks
>>740639794
But that's supposed to be Robin Hood. He could penetrate a butthole 100 yards away.
>>740639851
Play Crossout. It's grindy as fuck after level 14 or so but it's fun and free.
>>740639795
Oh nice falco/fox images - anymore of falco/fox or fox/wolf? Meow
>>740640055
mad max?
>>740640134
Somewhat. I had a few clips of it in my montage.
>>740639468
Im just memeing you
>>740639851
A'ight
>>740640074
Can't, my folder is pretty messy so no dice on that order. Sorry.
>>740640188
>hardblush
but I have to play with other people
>>740640244
and yourself?
>>740640229
Foiled again!
>>740640273
I just like the artist.
Are you saying you want to play with other people or are you asking if you have to?
It's a multiplayer game. You're early games will mostly be with bots.
>>740640273
Lurking, listening to some interviews and letting for the controller to charge up. I should get a new one though, analog sticks are fucky
>>740640244
Understandable, ty for what you posted, I'm really lacking any fox/wolf or falco pix, let alone good ones :b
>>740640375
asdfghjkl
Degenerate furfags
Oh fuck it's everywhere
>>740640610
Hey man. Added you. I'll probably pick up GTA tomorrow.
>>740640375
I don't like playing with large groups of people like in MMOs
>>740640377
what kind of interviews? what kind of controller is it?
>>740640736
Yeah I saw, just accepted your invite :3 I'd gift it to you but I'm not exactly stable right now, don't even think you can gift games on psn :P Might have to pick up a real job myself one of these days
>>740640736
>Oh fuck it's everywhere
Oh geeshus
>>740640753
Wrasslin, I enjoy the behind the scenes stuff from it. Enjoy listening the Stone Cold podcast and Talk is Jericho.
My Xbone controller, took a few beatings when it fell from my bed and table, had it for nearly 2 years.
>>740640753
It's not like that. It's more like a competitive shooter but with cars.
>>740640849
No worries mate. I have a stable job.
What's with people worse off than me offering to buy me things?
>>740640902
At least this time I was doing something I enjoyed.
>>740641001
Lol I offer to buy everyone things, I've bought many games for many people :P I even bought The Cat Lady for a stranger in a "giveaway" thread once
We posting big bois now?
>>740641077
Someone was giving me advice on toys a while ago. He offered to buy me some but the guy can barely support himself.
I bought My Summer Car for I think 12 people when it released. I had just got my tax refund and I wanted more people to be able to enjoy the game.
>>740640902
what do they talk about in the interviews?
pretty good that it's lasted that long considering what it's been through
>>740641001
maybe if I can be bothered to clear out some space I'll download it
>>740641261
That's a lot of people! Maybe I'll go pick that game up myself :p Is it fun? Even if I'm poor, it's not like I have much better things to spend the money on, and I can still afford some tens of games!
i can't stop listening to flower boy
i should have spent the last 3 hours with a lover before work but sadly i have none
>>740641279
Anything related to the guest, sometimes randoms stuff. Nonetheless fun too listen to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfWMePlufLE&t=29s
Yeah, gonna find me a new controller soon enough.
>>740641456
It is not fun game. It is meant to be not fun.
It is raelism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIZ3zs26RDQ
To be serious you probably need to like cars to like the game.
>>740641526
Enlighten me.
>>740641676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB12BslMI3Q
pretty lit album tyler did
>>740641676
The guy's accent alone makes me want to buy the game lol
>>740641526
ur a flower boy
>>740641673
don't get a sony controller, their build quality is pretty bad
>>740641676
not going to lie, I love cars and I think my summer car is crap. it's glitchy and the various stats you have to watch out for ruin the fun of building a car
>>740641620
Same, but then I just remember I dont deserve any so I just forget about it.
>>740641778
need to be balls deep in a happy boy today
>>740641834
everyone deserves butt touching
>>740641768
Well before you jump in you should know that the car is in 120 parts when you start.
>>740641778
What's up boi?
>>740640055
He's that close for speed and force of the insertion.
>>740641838
Would you lay naked in a bed full of flowers for your bf?
>>740641957
What if I just decide to walk off into the woods? That's what I do in real life anyway :P
>>740638283
make napalm
>>740641261
Big boys wrecking smaller is good too!
Variety is the spice of life.
>>740641876
People tell me to touch my own butt cus thats good enough for me because I dont deserve shit.
>>740642005
that would make me sneeze a lot probaby since pollen makes my sinuses go crazy but ye
>>740642005
i would buy the flowers for my bed just for my bf
>>740641828
I know, I meant an Xbone controller though
>>740641957
Woke up, brewing coffee.
>>740641998
Does he want to kill him?
>>740642011
You die of thirst.
>>740642070
No it just the petals like that one movie.
>>740642129
What if I bring the beer with me?
>>740642143
oh
well yeah i guess if it's just petals
>>740642084
What a stand up guy u r
>>740642176
How romantic.
>>740642174
Then you either die of hunger or a heart attack from fatigue.
Or somehow you make it to the highway and green asshole runs you over.
>>740642237
i guess so
idk though, romance has never captivated me
i was thinking it was more of a thing that made a person turned on than romantic
>>740642310
I actually like building, it looks quite fun :P I've already found a walkthrough in case I get stuck lol
>>740642339
I dont know what would turn me on. Im too jaded to enjoy anything.
>>740642424
>walkthrough
I hope green asshole puts your car in a ditch.
>>740642517
virgin boy ass waving at you waiting to give a warm embrace
Anyone into the idea of forcing a guy to present themselves as a chick?
>>740642129
His bow isn't pulled back all the way. Worst that can happen would be an embarrassing trip to the hospital.
>>740642538
And I hope you get brutally blown up multiple times by a tanker in GTA
anyone else want to die
>>740642563
Dont want, im too old.
I'm going to go play hitman, later fags
>>740642067
aww i don't think thats true
>>740642667
rip
>>740642668
Later
>>740642191
if only i can find someone to kneel for me when i stand for him
>>740642667
What are you, 24?
>>740642681
Confirmed true, so you dont have to worry too much about it.
anyone here know a bunch about PoE? I assume not since most of you seem like basic bitches when it comes to gaming
PoE is gay, so
>>740642716
Riparoni piparoni?
>>740642587
Mmm a fem houseboy is my dream
>>740642616
I'm just messing with you.
Good luck. Hopefully when your car's built I'll have a not so subtle car skin ready.
>>740642668
Later
so are you, whats the point?
>>740642796
yeah
>>740642852
Well I'm not planning on getting it NOW, I'm just considering so far :P I might be making my mind up for months
>>740642800
ah well not everyone thinks your worthless. go get some loving
you're silly
>>740642839
yeah
PoE is discount Diablo 2
>>740642916
Cant
>>740642815
It's fun, you have quite a bit of leeway in finding a fun build, but if you want to do some of th more challenging content, you'll likely resort to a somewhat meta build because something is always more viable when you have many choices. The sphere skill system requires a good deal of plotting to really make a build yourself, but it's possible to figure out.
It's the D3 that D2 fans wanted, so it follows what you'd expect from a D2 sequel. So the builds can be somewhat boring at higher levels of play, but effective.
Game uses systems that are similar to materia from ffvii and the sphere grid from ffx.
>>740642876
Come here and be gay with me.
>>740642912
I'm sure that when I post a screenshot of the finished product you'll make up your mind.
is horsecock gay?
i need to find a boy that will ride this while sucking me off
>>740643066
Hnnng, do I dare ask?
My follow up question wouldve been "any good info on league starting builds"
I know PoE, Im not retarded and aim fairly well adept in every single game Ive ever played
>>740643061
>>740643066
Drink sunscreen
>>740642934
You're a discount Diablo 2
>>740642920
You're silly
>>740642841
I would've done it had I figured out I was more gay than bi sooner. I love lingerie and lacy stuff so much plus I'm a very natural submissive.
>>740643118
me pls pls pls
>>740643163
Diablo 2 was the best shit, you cant even know.
>>740643230
whats stopping you now?
>>740643243
cmere kitten
>>740643135
It's a Bad Drag... uh Bad Driver company car.
>>740643163
I've never heard that one. Could sunscreen actually kill me?
>>740643283
:3c
>>740643258
I had ~20 level 95+s on battlenet
your parents didnt know about abortion
>>740643293
Sadly I doubt it
You'd probs just throw up before it did any damage
>>740643293
Ohhhright, I should've gotten the idea by "bad driver". Mmm, we'll see then :p
>>740643118
You'd have to train someone for that monster... do you have a big one yourself so he's still tight enough for you?
>>740643163
yeah you are
>>740643336
now dont be a tease unless you wanna wear panties
>>740643396
You're a discount Diablo 2
>>740643339
>Lying about how many 99s you had for internet points.
Go back to plebbit if you want points.
>>740643379
i'm big and thick but don't think a ass will ever be tight after that. god i want to make a boy take it though
>>740643458
???
>oh vey goy let me accuse the blizzard fanboy of lying
>>740643339
I'll give you points for creativity.
>>740643376
I'm going to put a nice big... picture of something on the bottom side of the hood.
>>740643617
Drink whatever substance you wasted with your shitty experiment
>>740643617
Is it gonna be... a butt???
>>740643448
that's a boring thing to say
say something more exciting
>>740643697
Play poe
>>740643731
ARPGs aren't my thing anymore
>>740643615
>Bought Diablo 3
Hehe, ur 2pid.
>>740643654
It's too solid to drink now. You should have asked earlier, if that had solidified inside me I would be fucked.
>>740643691
I think it's going to be one of the company's products.
>>740643764
sucking some human's water ele's dick is?
>>740643791
I have money unlike you neeto
>>740643838
I doubt it'd be that bad.
>>740643883
no, what are you trying to say
>>740643838
... So the butt'll be in the rear somewhere I take it?
>>740643883
would you kindly giftme diablo3?
#2338
>>740643915
>I wont play poe but ill play warcraft dead game 3
>>740643883
Not even wort it if it was free.
>>740643283
Im older now. Is creepy to be into forced femme at my age.
>>740643960
LOL
>>740643978
they are different types of games
>>740643406
ima tease all i want
>>740644015
how old?
>>740643960
drink paint
>>740644007
We're talking about d3 not your life
>>740644028
And one is dead and boring and gay
>>740644095
you tease too much i will but a collar and leash on you
>>740643947
You know what, I might just do that.
Of course I can only use official Bad Driver artwork for this.
>>740644143
It'll be the sexiest car ever. I won't even need a boyfriend
>>740644120
Why are you defending D3?
>>740644276
Ros is good
vanilla is as trash as you
>>740644120
for a game primarily based on 1v1/2v2, there's a lot of people that play on w3a and NetEase
just because custom games are dead doesn't mean the game is dead as a whole
ladder is still alive and living well
>>740644096
29. Ill just have to be happy getting fit and being a guy that's more effeminate.
>>740644197
It could be, but I have this to compete with.
http://satsuma.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=50
>>740644334
wc3 is dead
on a similar note, it took me like 20 minutes to patch to latest wc3
>>740644321
Guess you relate to extra content like you relate to your extra chromosomes.
>>740644409
can you prove it's dead
it's because they changed their updating tool from the one they made in 1998 for brood war and reused for wc3 to a new one, it caused a lot of problems but most of them are fixed now
>>740644384
oh hush you are still young and sexy. my last boyfriend was 27 and i always made him wear girls clothes out
>>740644408
Ew, anime. 10/10 for Swedish flag though :P
>>740644419
Ros made the bame playable
No expansion could do the same to you, maybe only one to do with your skull and a bullet
>>740644458
It probs has more bots on it than players. sc bw probs has more people
>>740644472
I could have sworn somebody made a gay furry skin but it's not there.
>>740644505
no bots on w3a or NetEase, unless you count a hostbot then w3a has 3 bots for tournaments
bw also just released their remaster or something so there's more people bound to be playing it
>>740644562
Maybe it was too inappropriate for their standards? Idk :/
>>740644466
a plug panties skinny jeans and a low cut shirt. he would get looks but god it would turn him on don't know how many times we fucked in public
>>740644596
Nah I meant before remaster
also customs on wc3 is way more popular than matchmaking
>>740644466
Hnggg, so he had to wear panties and skirts outside? Are you a bigger guy yourself? What was the difference in body types like?
>>740644130
as if that's a bad thing ;p
>>740644696
i am full on bear 6" 270 big thick dick beard and a big teddy bear in personality. he was tiny 5'6 120 smooth and super fem
>>740644505
You keep talkin about me, but I thought we talkin about D3.
If you're so interested maybe you should bend over so I can fuck your ass. Seeing how your already pretty used to getting stuffed by shit companies.
>>740644746
Mmm now your making me hard again and i have to shower with no one to service me
>>740644466
can i pls be forced to wear girly clothes too? :o
>>740644826
too bad, i love showers^^
>>740644662
before remaster because of koreans, after remaster still because of koreans
ladder is more popular now actually, there was an article on wc3.kr with a bunch of stats for the servers, bnet has like a few hundred playing customs, while across bnet/w3a/NetEase there's over 5k people playing ladder
>>740644616
That's too bad I guess.
How did I end up staying up this late? I should have left an hour ago. Later.
>>740644885
No, its 7k matchmade games a day across all servers
>>740644873
mmm let me guess you are on some far away continent. cause you are too good to be near me
>>740644949
Nighty nighty o3o
>>740644959
games a day /=/ active players
one player can play twenty games in a day
>>740644949
Later, Kez
we need to go gayer
>>740645000
If you have 5k people playing in a day you dont have 7k average games
>>740644959
also where did you get that? are they stats for bnet? you gotta include w3a and NetEase now
https://warcraft3.info/article/playing-on-battle-net-stats-about-activity-and-when-to-play
>>740645064
>>740645102
hmm
maybe wc3.kr was talking about netease and the asia server for bnet then?
i probably messed up the translation
>>740644775
>120
Ugh, it's not fair, I'd be doing good to get to 140 eating right and exercising.
I just can't lose past about 160 it seems, and I already eat pretty healthy and really small amounts for a guy of my size.
I want that scenario so badly, Dom bf that is way bigger than me keeping me as their little bitch.
dumb chinks
>>740645269
then get it babe. 160 is great lots of girly things you can dress up in
bnet is shit anyways, the real games are on NetEase if you can get past having a high ping to china
>>740644962
i am in Montreal ;p
>>740644775
i'm 5'5 and 108lbs pls dom me
>>740645353
Would a bigger dude be into me for forced femme reasons at 160? I hate rejection so much, but I might try again if people think it's reasonable.
Image limit :(
>>740645686
mmm where are you babe?
>>740645566
aww i'm on the east coast of murica near the beach
>>740645724
if he is a good dom that loves fem guys then yes
>>740646058
going to work. ill be on my tablet there. maybe there is a sexy fem bf waiting for me yet. my last sub didn't want to move so i am single again
>>740646058
Montreal is on east coast Canada ;p
>>740646339
yum
New bread thread?
>>740646373
:3c
>>740646740
yus pls