So my aunt has a large population of cats and i want to "get rid" of them without her noticing.. how would I go about this?
Inb4 anti-freeze because I can't seem to find any and I'm not straight up killing cats with my hands or a weapon.
>>740632572
go buy some petroleum and burn the house down pussy faggot
>>740632572
Get rid of yourself and she wont notice
Probably values the cats more than you ya lil freak
>>740632572
Yea no. Leave them alone.
>>740632572
leave the cats alone, you pussy
Serious answers from people who aren't virgins like the first faggot who replied
Like holy fuck, don't you people have a heart? These cats aren't literally suffering, the kittens are born inbred and have eyes popping out of their faces. Is that what you support, kittens suffering?? Jesus fucking Christ, it's cruelty to let them live.
>>740632572
I'll tell you this: if you poisoned my cat and I found out about it, I would carve pieces out of you until the cops dragged me away.
Leave the cats alone.
Your a sick fuck , why Dont you drink that anti freeze and kill your self
>>740632920
no YOU'RE the sick fuck
What I'm hearing is a pile of /b/tard virgins want to let the kittens live in suffering. FUCKING amazing. I'm sure if you seen how many cats were at her house you would realize, it's unsafe for humans and cats. I asked for help not sympathetic virgins who care about letting kittens suffer.
Rat poison the food dumb nigger
Thnx to all the anons who gave me tips on getting rid of cats <3
Why not just rat her out to animal control? They'll take the cats and find them new homes.
Assface.
You even do community service in America? I put down cats for 3 days straight and still had more to put down. Full-grown stray cats won't survive in animal control, they will be lethally injected within a week.
Cats will die if they eat Paracetamol (aka Acetaminophen). Just crush up a Tylenol or two and put it in some cat food. They'll eat it and die.
FUCKING THANK YOU I HAVE SO MUCH OF THAT. I'm not trying to be cruel guys, I love cats but there is a difference between a pet and Ann infestation.
>>740633478
Who the fuck is Ann?
Your mom lol
Just a reminder to the b tards who want to come find me, I will exercise my amendments and I'm not a bad shot ;)
>>740632572
if u murder your aunt, she will never find out the cats went missing.
>>740632572
she probably has cats because it's hard to deal with a sick fuck like you. My mom has a bunch of fucking chihuahuas and they're annoying as shit, but they aren't hurting anybody and they make her happy so. The human race is collectively ill, we need a new plague...
>>740636306
op: i want to "get rid of" a bunch of cats to make myself happy = sick fuck
(you): we need a new plague to kill many humans to make myself happy != sick fuck?
You know this makes you gay right
>>740632572
if you gouge out her eyes youre in the clear
>>740632572
kys instead
>joke about CP
>haha mass genocide
>Hitler rules
>haha Chester Bennington killed himself
>FUCK YOU DONT TALK ABOUT GETTING RID OF CATS YOU SICK FUCK
>>740632870
This
>>740632572
12 year old MODS GET HIM PERMABAN
>>740632572
Google the local catch and release program you faggot
If you have more than 4 cats, and you don't run a shelter, you have a fucking mental disorder. They will stank the place up to high ammonia heaven and its a goddamn health hazard.
Drive by and throw raisins in her yard OP.
cute cat thread now ops a fag
>>740632572
>anti-freeze because I can't seem to find any
There are no gas stations in whatever shithole you live in? Judging from the pic you're an edgy teen who can't show his face in the gas station cause you were caught hooking the parking lot in your trans gear. So what if your aunt has a lot of cats. Maybe you shouldn't have disappointed your parents so much that your forced to live there!
>>740636970
is my cat cute?
>>740632959
no you
psycho with no purpose
">anti-freeze because I can't seem to find any
There are no gas stations in whatever shithole you live in? Judging from the pic you're an edgy teen who can't show his face in the gas station cause you were caught hooking the parking lot in your trans gear. So what if your aunt has a lot of cats. Maybe you shouldn't have disappointed your parents so much that your forced to live there!"
In other words you're a virgin and spend your time insulting handsome men like me, right?
>>740637159
he looks very grumpy, 10/10
>>740635374
why are you so fucking new that you don't even know how to reply to posts mother fucker?
Dude tf
Cats suck, dogs rule js
>>740637254
ty ^-^
>>740632572
micropeen problem?? also underage b&
Fuckin wat m8???
>grammar need some work in thread
>>740637310
get the fuck out this is a cat thread
>>740632572
I recognize you. On my way to your house
>your forced to live there!
You're *
>>740637391
kys you're your self
>>740637531
fucks wrong with its paw?
Suck my six action mfer
She was stretching out her toes lmao
>>740632572
also filename, b8 thread
Al these cats
>>740637662
Duuude
For the OP
I'm sorry xoxox
The internet loves cattos and doggos
this one ate a bee. enjoy
>>740632823
Pics and timestamp or it didn't happen
Smol
-screams-
feets
Toe beans
>>740638191
>>740638263
incomplete without
>>740637709
free him
>>740632572
Just get rid of your dirty ass faggot aunt u pussy ass faggot cunt
me w/ op's aunts cats
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>>740639025
slut.
>>740632690
Don't kill other people's pets, especially not the pets of a family member, because if you are found out you will be kicked out of your family.
>>740632667
This
>>740632572
The is the gayest sweater I have ever seen
>>740632572
The cats are worth more than you, you fucking autist
So your aunt is a crazy old cat lady that needs to get laid. Why do you want to kill your aunt's cats, OP? The equivalent to how you would make her feel is how your mother would feel if someone killed you.. You should throw your aunt a mercy fuck instead of killing her cats.