>asian
What else has "she" lied about?
>>740598774
this is the scariest thing i've ever seen in my life
>>740598774
what???
the fuck u talking abou?
>>740599084
this
that wig is too frightening
>>740598774
Oh y-yes, my eye is f-for sure showing my gender, race, and ethnicity <4
Oh wait, it's part of an eye. Shit. Your argument fell apart.
>>740599226
Alice
>>740599358
That is a weird angle and lighting position. I don't know whether this is altered or not.
>>740599502
It's r-ripped from a highly compressed WebM.
Two years of c-checking reflections b-but missed this slip!
>>740599358
Enough lies, show your cock already.
>>740599596
I'm a biological female.
Unless you can somehow deduce my sex f-from a piece of an eye, I'm not s-sure what lies I've told.
>>740598774
Who cares? Anyone taking anything on this autistic circle jerk seriously has some real issues. There's some asshat posting shit Andy sixx forced memes. Alice is no worse or more problematic than that. Get a fucking life or try autoerotic asphyxiation.
>>740598774
Is she still making content on this site? You fuckers should be grateful for someone like her.
>>740599704
>her
>>740599704
H-here, my schedule <4
I make OC every week day!
>>740599668
How about your:
Man arms
Man thighs
Man legs
>>740599776
forgot man buldge
do i need to put this one down too
>>740599776
>man arms
My arms are about as thin as a holocaust victims
>man thighs
Find me a man with a 3 inch thigh gap
>man legs
I look better in stockings than your mother on prom night, and if I did have a cock, I coulda been your daddy.
But the dog beat me over the fence.
T-try harder darling.
>>740599873
W-where? Citation n-needed.
>>740598774
It will be amazing how many people simply won't care OP. For those who have been around since Alice 1, "Alice" is a concept. Kinda like dread pirate roberts.
It doesn't matter "who" Alice is, as long as they are being absolutely Alice.
>Oh, and go fuck yourself
~the man with the nice hat
>>740599776
Nigga if you think those look male, I got news for you.
And it's this: You're a fucking retarded dipshit
>>740598774
creepy creepy world taradadadadada
xd
>>740599967
how many btc to stick my dick in your mouth? hue
>>740599967
Alice is a s-symbol, not a person <4
>>740599916
<3
>>740599916
post anus bae?
>>740600067
Your mom takes cock for free
>>740599967
>that hat
Holy shit you are a living breathing fedora
>>740600088
Ye, concept, symbol. I think you get what I mean. I'm dumb, I use small words
Hey Anon, post that Alice3D webm. You know which one.
>>740600187
I don't own a fedora
>>740599776
W-well? Come on, w-where is your evidence? Where's your explanation? W-where are my lies?
Anything you throw out I can piss on, boyo.
Face it, you WANT me to have a cock. Then you will be able to jerk off to me without feeling bad about it.
Well I won't let you. Get rekt, blue balls Anon.
>>740600273
Which one? Is it fap worthy?
>>740599757
I thought you fuck-sticks were all gay for twinks in skirts anyways? Whatchu care what i call it?
>>740599771
Fuck off. You're no better than a bot.
>>740600351
Piss in my mouth alice?
>>740600436
S-sorry, I'm a biological woman.
And believe m-me, if I w-was a bot, I'd post m-more.
>>740598774
Embarrassing
>>740600431
>Which one?
That one.
>Is it fap worthy?
As fap worthy as a cameltoe.
>>740599885
what about your man hands?
they are like 15inch long
>>740600436
I'm only gay for you
>people shit talkin ami waifu
you niggers are begging for an ass whoopin
>>740600595
fuck off faggot
Alice doesn't have a man bulge you morons. This is her ass
>>740600646
need butthole for confirmation
>>740600544
>man hands
M-my hands are as slender and delicate as they come.
Don't call em man hands just because they are big enough to just barely make it all the way around your pencil dick, Anonymous.
>>740600737
That sounds like a compliment tbh
>>740600646
*rolls her eyes* When w-will you get tired of posting that?
>>740600159
so does yours
>>740600646
>>740600801
It's a c-compliment for your d-dick to be small enough for my tiny hands to wrap around it f-fully?
Well fuck Anonymous, I guess we can go ahead and call you The Singularity with a micropenis like that, but good on you for having high self esteem.
>>740600822
Why what's wrong with it? I thought you'd want to use it to put all this to rest. It's a great ass.
>>740598774
Nothing.
>>740600933
You s-see anyone stoppin'? No amount of evidence w-will ever be enough for people who really w-want me to be a man.
>>740600910
Alice said my tiny penis didn't matter:( I knew she lied.
someone posted this before
its from one of '''''her'''''streams
>>740601050
im fucking crying who is that actually
>>740601050
She's so sexy.
>>740600998
D-doesn't matter to me, because I'll n-never touch it <4
>>740601050
*blinks* T-that doesn't look like my apartment at all.
That entire kitchen is bigger than my apartment. It's j-just trivial to disprove, here.
>>740601050
i'd believe it lmao
>>740600991
Well, if you'd like me to stop posting it I will. Sorry.
>>740601050
W-what platform would even allow y-you to post that?
>>740601050
THE MORE I T-THINK ABOUT THIS, T-THE DUMBER IT IS
>>740600991
Do you ever think your attention whore roleplaying is degenerate and pathetic?
Do you think its sad that you found this thread about yourself so quickly?
>>740601183
P-please do so. Thank y-you.
>>740601242
I d-don't role play.
I don't d-do it for attention; I hate attention.
I w-was linked this thread by my friends.
Like I said. Anything you say, I can piss on.
Bring it on.
>>740598774
Attention whore, that validates her existence by trying to help losers. That comes by often enough the other people create threads pretending to be her.
>>740601255
Will do. Didn't mean to overreach. Sorry.
>>740601183
Fuck off, idiot.
>>740601050
Shave everything and tape it back, it could be hard to tell. t
That's not a masculine body at all.
>>740601142
why dont you wear that for your streams instead of whatever the fuck, if you're doing celtyplays
>>740601295
this
>>740599916
Im not trying to be rude but why are you typing like you are stuttering?
>>740601242
Also, I've b-been on /b/ since 2004, and I've n-never seen anything m-more pathetic than these attempts.
Try harder, Anonymous. I really expect better.
You could do better than this.
>>740600822
>>740600646
That really Alice's ass?? Where the fuck did that come from, the stream?
are you mad rn, alice?
>>740599771
But why though?
>yet another thread devolves into talking about Alice´s gender
dear gay fags, 404 penis not found
>captcha want me to point out the skirts
even that stupid thing knows
>>740601295
Oh s-sorry, I don't like attention <4
You must b-be misinformed~
>>740601346
B-because I can't manage to find t-the helmet.
>>740601381
B-because my predecessor did.
>>740601390
It's a l-long story.
Needless to say, that is not the only one in the set, but one of them leaked sadly.
Everyone wants you to die, so you know we have to talk about it. Why do you persist? What do you think you purpose is, perhaps this is why you post here all the time, you have no purpose, your life has no meaning.
Also why do you think you sleep when you are tired?
>>740601382
I love you alice! Please poop in my mouth?
>>740601441
Prove it.
>>740601441
>dear gay fags, 404 penis not found
Yup. So much wishful thinking on the trolls part. They want cock so bad that they get genuinely pissed off when there isn't one to be found.
Literally who? WTF are you people talking about?
>>740601495
/thread
>>740601496
this. let's see that goo, or d
>>740601530
Samefag.
>>740601440
W-why what?
>>740601435
N-not even mad, just jamming out <4
>>740601479
Everyone huh? That's v-very strange, l-let me ask around.
Nope, at least six people want me to be alive.
>>740601475
Inquiring minds want to know. TLDR version pls?
ALICE PRIME IS THE ONLY ALICE FOR ME! IMPOSTERS GO HOME!
>>740601582
Incorrect.
>>740601608
I'm Alice2 d-dear. There is no Alice Prime.
>>740601597
I'd r-rather not.
Lmao you faggots think Alice is in this thread
>>740601624
Sure, kid.
>>740600844
Doubt it unless they have a ouja board or some shit. So besides being a faggot you are unimaginative as well?
>that must suck
Who are we talking about and why should anyone care?
>>740601667
C-come to my chat and ask me if I'm h-here dumbass.
Fuck, ask me through any of these ways:
Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitter: CeltyPlays
Twitch: CeltyPlays
Youtube: CeltyPlays
Instagram: Nanopup
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
>>740601692
No one s-should, but quite a f-few do.
>740601496
prove SHE got a cock instead
pic related is the cock you are looking for
>>740601530
you know mabye they should just ram something up where the sun dont shine to settle the lust for cock
>>740601692
a delusional man who attention whores as a woman
>>740601669
>>740601582
Fucking kill yourself.
>>740600305
>you are a living breathing fedora
>>740601658
Alice please don't let the trolls get to you, you're a remarkable and beautiful woman so just please post your butthole to shut them up and prove you're all woman?
>>740599704
>her
>>740601658
Alice you're killin me bb! Great butt if it's yours.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about her. If she annoys you ignore her. She's doing what makes her happy what's wrong with that, its what we all want. In b4 I'm a fag.
i wish i had a bot
>>740601728
Fuck off you random attention whore, I'm trying to find out who you're trying to impersonate because nobody explained shit.
>>740601754
S-sorry, I'm a biological woman <4
>>740601800
It is, b-but I don't take that as a compliment.
>>740601805
This in n-no way makes me happy. You are ill informed.
>>740601805
That's the key, unfortunately people are too stupid to realize they can remove themselves from a situation they don't like. They'd rather stay in it and complain
>>740601858
>Being this new
>>740601858
No, I'm t-the person OP is trying to impersonate.
I'm Alice.
>>740601754
Gonna need some context
>>740601867
I'm sorry <4 I think you're lovely and I do enjoy these threads
>>740601475
Tell me why do you wear the mask?
>>740601867
you're a man. the end.
>>740599885
C-can Y-you w-write l-like a-a n-normal f-fucking n-normal p-person y-you a-autistic f-fuck
>everyone saying it's a trap
>fucking traps isn't even gay
>if gays are allowed to serve in the military and traps aren't that means traps aren't gay
>stop complaining
>>740601867
It is?! Alice you're amazing, thanks for the fap.
>>740601867
Show us more of your ass bitch
>>740601901
Who the fuck is "Alice"
I've been on /b/ for 4 years and never heard of any alice
>>740601758
It is pretty pathetic that you used your phone and computer to try to prove a point.
Get a life, kid.
Prophet#2686
POST NUDES!
>>740601943
B-because I'm not an attention whore.
>>740601971
W-weird, my lack of a Y chromosome disagrees.
Put up or shut up.
Where's your evidence?
>>740601983
J-just did <4 But I won't t-to you.
>>740601989
*sighs*
>>740601999
No.
>>740600088
Alice is autism, not a person
>>740602029
I don't have a phone. Go be 12 somewhere else.
we live in the same state alice lets hang out one day :D
>>740601901
How many Alice's came before you?
>>740602014
I've b-been posting as Alice for six years consistently. Lurk moar.
>>740602053
No Anon, /b/ is t-the autism.
>>740601590
>Nope, at least six people want me to be alive.
Answer the question, why do you persist. You create these nonsensical threads under some pathetic pretense that you could help these people. It is irrational for all but those who are devoid of meaning an will therefore look for it in others to see it reflected back onto them, you live the life of a nun, but without any devotion . You are lost, you must be or else you are insane, it is what attracts you here, to pretend to help those in a worse situation of you, you must get off on it, hearing stories of miserable people so that your own misery escapes you.
?????
What?
>>740602046
Hey Alice. In the mood for a dick tribute yet?
bapess
aww.su/2na1e
>>740602059
>Doesn't have a phone
Ahaha, you fucking peasant. Enjoy your shitty 0th world cuntry.
>>740598774
she actually let her face slip..
>>740602046
kek he's getting angry
>>740602111
Are you Best Girl?
Got to say, the way you stick to the schedule you've established is something I couldn't ever do.
Even more so on a site such as this one, feels kind of like writing in the sand.
>>740602097
F-fuck o-off r-random a-attentionwhore
Alice is just a fucking guy...what a massive faggot...
>>740602161
You're right, the US is the shittiest place in the world right now.
>>740602156
MODS
>>740602211
duhhhhh
>>740601590
At least seven including me.
>>740602111
What's Patchouli's relationship to you? Do you know her?
>>740602097
instead of replying to the shitposters, why dont you tell about that one time you took anon to the doctor or whatever it was?
>>740599358
Lmao you're hella arrogant
>>740601759
Yeah, yeah, I get your intent. If I could type in crayon I would spell it out for you Francis.
>I don't give a single fuck about your opinion.
Did that help?
>>740602098
>nonsensical
>pathetic pretense
>irrational
>devoid of meaning and will
CITATION NEEDED
I ain't respondin' to assertions with no evidence.
>lost or insane
I'm neither. I know exactly where I am and what I'm doing.
>>740602223
Maad saltii~~~
Alice is goddamned hot
I got to see some Alice ass tonight
Everything's okay with me
>>740602046
Alice don't be shy, your booty is really fapworthy. Now only if we could get a glimse of that hole of yours...
>>740601590
dont you think these threads are funny?
its like they want your attention
>>740602224
you know there is a report option if you click on the arrow
>>740602132
No.
>>740602188
It's a p-part of an eye, n-not my face darling.
>>740602190
Y-yes he is <4 the people I t-talk to always do~
Oh wait, you meant me? You should have said she then darling~
>>740599885
(((holocaust)))
>But the dog beat me over the fence.
you got bent over by a dog, honey?
>>740602196
You c-can do it Anonymous <4
All you have to do is *burp* g-get in there a...and d-do it M-morty.
>>740602046
Fuck do you mean "no"? Show your ass, daddys getting hard.
>>740601590
where do you stream at?
>>740602211
s-sorry, I'm a girl <4
>>740602249
*thumbs up*
>>740602261
Nope.
>>740602262
>one time
I've d-done that dozens of times.
>>740602272
I'm confident in my own gender, given I can stick my fingers in my vagina right now.
Too much drama
>>740602442
imaman.com
>>740602343
>CP in thread
>Nobody notices
MODSMODSMODS
>>740602492
Face too big to be child. Just ugly woman.
>>740602321
I laugh every t-time.
>>740602316
N-no thank you.
>>740602391
S-seems you've got some reading comprehension problems d-darling <4
>>740602407
No.
>>740602442
Twitch, at CeltyPlays
>>740602349
Dang. I hope one day I can serenade you with a nice tasteful tribute.
>>740602481
well then, you got a dozen stories to tell
>>740602299
Same, will be a good fap.
>>740602393
I doubt I could have anything I could consider "worthy" of doing consistently.
But that's the beauty of this place, there's variety in content, sometimes.
The rest is all a big filter.
>>740602559
Alice are you asexual? Bisexual? I think you're awesome
>>740602485
W-welcome to my life!
>>740602567
I'll n-never accept it nor look at it.
>>740602587
They aren't m-mine to tell.
>>740598774
This thread is cancer. Honestly. The fact anyone cares about this and is "supposedly fighting with the real Alice" is nonsense. Go back to school kids.
>an attention whore lied for attention
wow what a shocker!
>>740602349
I can see a section of your cheek, plus your eye.
>darling
don't do that, that's cheesy as fuck and very endearing
>>740602288
Then why do you persist, you continue to avoid the question. Why take so much time to create a false persona, to have people talk to you about their troubles, to watch you do common things, to cook, play games, get dressed. You are empty alice.
>>740602622
so you dont hangout with your viewers even if we live in the same state? :(
>>740602622
>They aren't m-mine to tell.
of course they are, getting writing
>>740602622
I've been here alice
>>740602622
Ok :( Well, what else do you like? What can I get you?
>>740602393
BBBRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP
She's living her life as a meme. Shes happy, why do others care so much. She's probably happier than 90% of the people on here. Everyday there are countless threads about crippling depression. She's been doing this for years, good on you Alice. Keep doing what makes you happy, after all that's what life is about.
>>740602630
it's summer time you fucking moron
>>740602604
Everyone has value, Anonymous.
You can do it if you try.
>>740602607
Bisexual in theory, asexual in practice.
>>740602630
S-summer isn't over yet dear.
>>740602638
N-not an attention whore
Didn't l-lie.
Try harder.
>>740602654
Oh d-dear, my cheek! Surely t-this exposes m-me as a liar!
Nevermind, I'm covered in make up, fuck. That sorta ruins your argument doesn't it dear?
>>740602753
Aye, there's value in all things.
>>740602689
I don't make a false persona <4
I talk to them to help them.
I do those things because they asked.
Any more questions? The answer will be "Because I choose to do so"!
>>740602753
When is your next therapy thread? I'm holding out for a hug
>>740602867
Monday m-morning and evening <4
>>740602725
I'm n-not happy darling, I t-think you have the wrong impression.
I don't do this because it makes me happy.
>>740602753
>Not an attention whore
People are asking who TF you are and you aren't answering. You're pretending to be some big 4chan superstar, but half the thread is "literally who"
It's most likely you made the thread in the first place you randomass faggot.
>>740602753
>make up
what difference does it make? it's a facial structure, did you put on an artificial cheek?
>>740602983
*blinks* I answered m-more than once.
I'm Alice.
>>740602725
>she
>>740603004
I'm q-quite sure my cheek doesn't prove me male or n-not asian darling. That's m-my point.
>>740603045
Y-yes? That's m-me, biological woman here.
It's a faggot pretending to be a woman with lots of other faggots who like to fap to faggots dressed as woman. Everyone knows what's happening, they know they're faggots.
>>740603004
artificial cheek? Are you retarded?
>>740603121
It's not gay if you believe he's a woman.
>>740603121
S-sorry, I'm a biological woman <4 If you c-can look at my body and declare m-me a man, I've got news for you.
That word applies to you a whole lot more than anyone else here.
>>740603035
Who is Alice? Where is anyone supposed to know you from? I've never heard of you.
And stop typing like a 12 year old.
>>740603170
She d-darling.
>>740603076
I'm not talking about your ethnicity or gender fucking idiot! I'm simply pointing out that you let some of face show. well you're certainly not Asian because you're pretty fucking stupid
>>740602983
Meh, those questions are going to keep on going for a looong time.
Will there be answers? Doubtful
Should people really care about it?
Probably not
But somehow we all wound up here for a reason, as stupid as it might be.
>>740602622
If it's really you Alice, why come in here and argue with people that just repeat the same thing over and over again? What's the point of all this? I've asked you this before, why go through all this trouble?
As much as I appreciate you, you're like a special ed teacher. You keep trying to entertain people, but everyone here's retarded.
>she
>>740603202
I am d-dear <4 I already s-said that.
I p-post on /b/ every d-day, and I have f-for six years.
If you've never heard of me, you need to lurk moar.
>>740603246
And you've n-never been to Tokyo it s-seems.
>>740603268
Because t-there is value in everyone, Anonymous.
>>740598774
>nigger
She's half nigger
>>740603286
Yes t-that is me darling~ Bio girl here.
>>740603268
could be drunk
>>740603325
G-god I wish. I could use a f-few more inches.
Of height.
>>740603348
Wow Alice. Racist much?
>>(((she)))
>>740603249
So some rando posted on /b/ pretending to be something relevant and gained some orbiters? Ah, makes sense.
>>740603348
I'll give you 3
>>740603171
Prove it, we don't believe you're girl just show us your balls and get out
>>740603348
>value in everyone
hahaha
>>740603386
W-welcome to /b/! Enjoy your stay, d-don't go to /pol/!
>>740603430
That w-was very sad.
>>740603450
Oh d-dear, I didn't realize reality was dictated b-by popularity!
>>740603316
>Random attention whore telling people to lurk moar
You are a moron.
>>740599883
>do i need to put this one down too
>>740602699
>File: pay denbts.gif 1501467200604.gif (360 B, 16x11)
>i collected 99 of your images
what a haul!!
>>740603386
Proof it's a he. No girl can resist the bbc.
>>740601050
Fuck. Alice is Andrew.
>>740603470
It's the truth. Everyone can be more than they are, if they try.
>>740603497
N-not an attention whore dear, I hate attention.
But try harder.
>>740603171
gibe stories reeeeeeeeeeee
>>740603519
No.
>>740603486
but i like pol, i hear the jews are pretty evil
>>740603486
Dang, I thought you were different. Didn't know you were hateful like the rest of these peopel
I wish my threads had half the success Alice's threads have :'(
Still love u tho alice
Alice is CUTE! Don't call her names
And if her face slipped whatever it's not the end of the world
>>740603616
>hateful
>joke about height
I t-think you might need to re-evaluate your life.
>>740603633
Just k-keep trying darling, you c-can do it!
I'll cheer you t-the whole way!
I honestly think Alice is either drunk or is "snapping". this isn't her usual behavior from what I've seen.
>>740603678
S T O R Y T I E M
>>740603504
nice, use them for the greater good anon
>>740603422
Persistence is key anon.
If you do something, as mundane as it might be, for a very long time in an orderly manner, it will attract attention.
It's probably natural for humans to be subjected to such thoughts.
Well, to some people this thread might have some use besides shitposting, but I still have to find a solid one.
Maybe I'm here to find a reason too?
Fuck if I know anymore what I do with my life.