no fluffy thread? fluffy thread. smarty and foal abuse preferred

>>740573926
These threads usually go slow until it gets late at night.

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>>740574457
I love this one so much.
Even though his new herd is being brutally killed his instincts and training tell him that it is more important to make it to the litterbox than save his friends.
That's the part of fluffies that I like, the situations they get themselves into.
Mindless violence is stupid, they should suffer the consequences of their own mistakes.

>>740575202
that's not how fly agarics work

>>740573926
got the rest?

I used to think fluffy threads were retarded. they ate still retarded. but there is some basic primal desire of mine that is fulfilled by reading these comics.

>>740576717
welcome aboard and enjoy your stay.

Fuck delted my fluffy folder. Gotta bump

>>740576663
I haven't found it yet if there is more

>>740577238
I don't understand this one. They won't really be able to fill it at all.
Also.... how did they manage to get them in there through that bottle neck??

>>740574097
>tazer gun...

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Pwease hewp wittow babbeh, babbeh am wawstest ov hewd.

Meanie fwying metaw munstah dwop fiwe an gib hewd buwnie owwies an fowevah sweepies.

Huu huu.

>>740577492
>They won't really be able to fill it at all.
keep adding sketti through the bottle everyday

>how did they manage to get them in there through that bottle neck
forced them in

>>740577819
More spiders eating foals.

>>740577492

They were put in the bottle while they were still foals and small enough to slide in without issue.

>>740578238
A sub-genre well worth exspanding upon.

>>740577764
IMMA FIRIN MAH' TAZER!!!

>>740578068
>forced them in
Fair enough.
>>740578256
>put in bottle while small enough
Not fair/funny enough. Sorry anon, you lost the round of logic arguments.

>>740578634
>IMMA FIRIN MAH' TAZER!!!
"Wut dummy hoomin sayn?"
Hit with 10000 volts.
"What ever the fuck I want noob!"

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this guy needs to keep making more. he's my favorite artist

>>740579413
Total legend. Him and 1 other artist is how I visualise fluffs.

The other being:
>>740574457

I would donate to a pattern to keep me coming.

>>740578238
>>740578322
Working on it, but don't expect anything other than MS tier art.

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I love of coward and cruel fluffies can be to each other but they still try to make you feel sorry for them

>>740579954
Just make the expressions of pain and suffering decernabe. That is all we are here for really. Am I right?

>>740580213
what exactly am i looking at here

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edgy

>>740580792
Edgy

>>740580792
edgy!

>>740580558

It appears a fluffy is being stuffed into a diet coca cola bottle, and upon being stuffed into the bottle, the mentos will be poured into the bottle, causing an explosive chemical reaction. It's pretty neat, the phenomenon has a lot of videos on youtube.

>>740580330
Will do.

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>>740580792
Come on fellas that's not edgy it's a good explanation :3

>>740581268
Twas' a forced may-may, friend

>>740580792
Fuck. Well now I know why iv been obsessed with fluffys for the last week now. Even writing my own story to be premiered on /b/.

Not going to stop now.

>>740581514
Can't stop, won't stop, friend!

>>740576717
It doesnt arouse you but you do hope for more suffering for them right? Thats how it is for me at least, I feel like they should be hurt

>>740581268
No, it's a half-assed explaination at best and delusional justification at worst. We come to watch their innocence die, not have their misdeeds punished. If justice is what you're looking for pick up a copy of the Punisher instead.

>>740581737
>punisher

E D G Y

>>740578023
>>740581268

Sadbox really is the best genre.

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>>740582080
Oh yesh :3

>>740581268
Anyone know the artists name? Need to do some booru diving.

>>740582080
>Implying Anthro isn't the best

:^)

>>740582344
Mister Mc Gonagall

>>740582344
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/user_id=3486/1

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>>740582344
Mr McGonagall is one of the best :3

>>740582430
>>740582467
Thanks anon.

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>>740582848

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>>740582884

>>740582884
kek

>>740582848
Fucking lol

>>740583685
That one always gets me, its just this

>>740583685
:( babbeh nuu

>>740573926

fluffy rape get?

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>>740584219
Fluffy rape get

>>740584645
>schaferaraks

yet another of his work I haven't seen on the booru, even though I've checked

>>740577819
#nope

>>740583685
Fly away little baby, fly away from this terrible place.

This needs a little bit of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzL96Yu-XGE

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>>740578238
>>740578322
>>740580330
Here, have OC, my friends.

>>740584783
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/45600#search=user_id%3D4200

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>>740584783
More fluffy rape?

>>740579076
....why? It grew a fucking tooth you sperg

>>740582848
Clint Howard, why?!

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>>740585163

>>740584961
Kek

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>>740584999
How about not. Fuckin spaz.

>>740584995
no, like even if I look at his profile, it seems like an anon always posts something of his that's not on the booru

>>740581737
Actually, it all depends on the individual piece of work. For instance, it's definitely justice when a Smarty that just got done raping his own foals to death gets run over by a bicycal and ends up being too paralyzed to stop himself from being eaten alive by a flock of crows.

But it's definitely destruction of innocence when a fluffy foal is forced to watch a human kill it's mother for shits and giggles.

>>740584645
>>740584999
Schafer's obsession with fluffy rape makes me question his mental stability.

>>740585266
I see the images on his first album page

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>>740585289
Humans are really supposed to be the villains in these stories. Or other animals. Or the environment. Smarties and fluffy on fluffy abuse is supposed to be rare.

>>740585463
Not so much as rare, as just uncommon

>>740585408
so is it just 2 pages?

>>740585668
Yup

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>>740585603
Seeing as smarty syndrome is a genetic disorder, I'd say it's pretty goddamn low. Though I guess you could argue smarties do a lot of the fucking in the wild, making it a little more prevalent. Of course, I've always liked to think fluffy genetics are just a random generator and have no trends or logic because Hasbio.

Is it possible to download all images on fluffybooru at once?

>>740585831
I like to think its regional, some areas kill smarties more than others

In a lot on headcannon a fluffy is able to turn into a smartie too

>>740585997
Do you work at NASA?

>>740585201
Glad someone liked it.

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>>740586012
Like, just being a spoiled brat? I want to say that's a little different. Like, smarty syndrome is supposed to just off the empathy in a fluffy's brain, which is what makes them violent, selfish, rapey bastards.

>>740586041
Huh?
I know that you can download all images at once on derpibooru, I was just wondering if it was possible for fluffy

>>740584961
not bad

>>740586232
I like to think of it as a sociopathy, it can actually be locked in genes, but it can also be aquired

>>740584961
we need moar of this, m8

>>740586320
All the images at one would probably kill yyour internet, mane

>>740586345
Probably not to the extreme of genetic smarties. Unless their owner is a bastard that encourages those behaviors.

>>740586431
I will breed the smartiest of smarties!

>>740586344
Thanks!

I have to say, fluffy threads are the most polite, civil, nad over all nicest threads on /b/. Which is ironic because 90% of the stuff that's posted is gore and death, lol.

>>740586420
not really, you can limit it to 3 images per second. it just takes along time

>>740586416
I'll keep doodling. Anybody in the mood for snakes?

>>740586548
Hell yea!

>>740586665
Fug, missed my Satan-trips

>>740586490
I kind of would like the see a story like that.

>>740586699
But hey, you got double doubs my man! Snakes it is!

>>740586124

> Tumblrfluffy.jpg

>>740586872
I want a cornback rattler!

>>740586945
Not true. Most Tumblristas have never been touched by a man, forcefully or otherwise.

>>740587222
Trips of truth

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>>740587600
PARTY HARD

>>740586993
I will do my best. But I make no promises.

>>740586954
Would /k/ love having fluffys as pets? Or would they love using them as target practice?

>>740587672
DANCIE HAWD DUMMEH!

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>>740584999
>>740585334
I'm with you on that one

>>740587600
The fuck is "Pink Fluffy U..."?

>>740588434
that pink fluffy unicorn song.

>>740586431
I like to think that's its in the genes of all fluffies, just locked away in most, while others are born with it at the forefront. And it can be unlocked if you will, just by being told its smart, usually by a mother to a bestest babbeh, or even a dancy baby, or hell even if a babbeh happens to do something extraordinary by fluffy standards. I've also seen stories with humans telling fluffies they're smart, usually shop workers or abusers to further some plot

>Arrive home.
>ENF ENF ENF ENF GOOOOOOOOOD FFEEEEEEWS
>NUUUUUUUUUUUUU NU WAN BAD ENFIES!
>Shitrats fucking on your patio.
>Goddamnit.
>Walk over to the stallion that was doing it, and grab his tail.
>BAD UPSIES! GIB DUMMEH POOPEH MUNSTAH WOWSTEST HUWTIES!
>Slap it in the balls. It pisses all over itself helplessly.
>"Listen here shitrat. That mare told you to stop and you didn't. Do you know what happens to rapists?"
>It kicks helplessly at your face
>SMAWTY NO CAWE. SMAWTY GIB ENFIES TO BESTEST BABBEHS AND AWW MAWES IN HEWD!
>You look at the herd all cowering in fear on your patio, shit spraying everywhere. You drop the smarty into an empty cement flowerpot and it tries to give sorry hooves to it.
>You kneel down and hold your hand out to the raped mare
>BE NYU DADDEH? BE NICE MISTAH?
>The mares all crowd around you.
>"I'll be nice to you guys. But I'm taking the smarty to the sorry box."
>They gasp and all stand up.
>"Alright, first off, since you all shit yourselves line up. I have to wash you off."
>You grab your hose and spray one down, drenching it. It can barely move after you wash.
>Sudden cries about "BAD WAWA" and "NO GIB BABBEH WAWA" and "MUMMAH PWOTECT BABEH FWOM WOWSEST HUWTIES" and "SMAWTY GIB POOPEH MISTAH WOWST HUWTIES. GIB FOWEBEW SWEEPIES!"
>You take your time and rinse them all off with a little bit of water. They still get wet, but not unmovingly drenched. They seem extremely wary, but eventually warm up to you.
>You take them into your house and lead them to the spare breeding saferoom you have in the house, and lead them in.
>"Alright, there's the litter box. Anyone making bad poopies gets the sorry stick, and their baby gets the sorry stick. Good poopies go in the litter box."
>They all nod and act appropriately terrified of the sorry stick. Some of them cry about "NU GIB BABBEH SOWWY STICK PWEASE. WE BE GUD FWUFFIES".
>continue?

>>740588880
Fluffies are autistic enough to dance to that.

>>740574457
moar

Did anyone else see that massive fluffy mill greentext RP last night?

>>740589026
cont

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>>740585189
>flop.exe
>chirp.mp3
Ich mag das umfallende Fluffy.

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>>740589026
Yes

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>>740589436

ceebsberger

>>740589251
Buddy, I was a part of that.

I wonder when my partner is gonna come back...

>>740576717
Agreed.

>>740589704
Hi

>>740589925
Is it really you anon?

>>740589925
Bye

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>>740590005
Yep I have everything screenshot like I said. Still haven't stitched all together, though.

>>740590140
Fucking beautiful. I'll be right back with more suggestions.

>>740589026
>Turn on some soft music for the new ferals and spend a few minutes comforting them and letting them know you're not a terrible, terrible human being.
>Lock them in the saferoom and wander into your other breeding room.
>Swarmed by your regular breeding fluffies. Pillow is at the front. "HUGGIES FOR DADDEH! HUGGIES FOR DADDEH!" They all chirp out happily and attach themselves to you.
>You scratch them all on the head and smile, Pillow is back to herself after the night in the basement. She still misses her wingies sometimes, but she's perfectly obedient, which is a rare trait for a smarty. She also takes very good care of the others when you're away for a couple days.
>You avoid telling them about the other fluffies, just in case there are some... incidents... in making sure they behave.
>After spending some time with your regular crowd and feeding them you hear the spatter of rain against the window. You close the window and turn up the music in the two breeding rooms to drown out any thunder. You wait until the storm is in full blast, thunder cracking in regularity, before walking back onto your patio.
>"SMAWTY NEED HEWP! SAVE FWUFFY PWEASE MISTAH?!" The smarty see's you looking down at him, the water slowly starting to fill the flowerpot. It's now so drenched it could barely move and is barely able to stay above water. Another crack of thunder happens, and the smarty screams in terror and starts crying, shitting all over the place again.
>You roughly grab the smarty by his scruff and pull him to eye level. He curls up into a ball and cries loudly, the water just pouring out of his fluff. He doesn't even kick or make sorry poopies towards you, just hangs there limply.
>You carry him inside, and take him downstairs, setting him on the bench. His fluffy is drenched and tight against his body. You resist a laugh as you see him standing there, shivering from the cold. You take a little pity and take a towel to him and dry him off.

>>740590458
Kickass. Can't wait to work with you again, anon

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can you guys watch my fluffy while I go out and do some errands?

>>740590761
>Locks in saferoom away from the rest of /b/

>>740590531
lurker is lurking, please continue

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>>740590531
>take a towel to him and dry him off
Mein Kater geht auch bei Regen raus, und wenn ich Pech habe, kommt er waschlnass wieder zurück. Wenn ich ihn dann abtrockne, dauert es ewig bis er wieder trocken ist.
>tl:dr cat fur is a fucking headache to dry

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Spider obsessed anon here

>>740590140
>an idea forms inside my head
>I take the mares out of the safe room, explaining to Jerry that I'll get him new special friends
>I do the humane thing and chop their heads off
>In the dead of night, I place their heads in various places across the neighborhood
>one goes in a trash can, one gets left on someone's front door, another goes on a windowsill, another I place in a mailbox, one goes on the hood of a car, and the last one I toss into an open window
>I take great care to hide my identity just in case I'm spotted (ski mask, gloves, etc.)
>now that that's done I plan on waiting to see the effects my little escapade had on the community

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>>740591204
>H-hewwo wotsa weggies fwiend

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>>740582884
Kek

>>740591204
hey, i remember you! you took requests the other day, didn't you?

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>>740590140
I will be interested in seeing the final product.

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>>740590811
Back and thanks for watching my fluff bud

>>740591416
Sorry I was requester anon for the spider death I await the artist to return to fill my heart with joy and maybe more spider fluffy diplomacy.

>>740591271
>Naturally, Jerry complains, creature of habit that he is
>Foals gather around him and start crying for milk
>He stares at them, confused, frankly scared
>"Go way, babbehs! Jewwy got nuffin foa yu"
>Junior tries to comfort them all
>Remembers she has no milky tears
>Flomps down and cries uselessly with foals
>Cops start knocking on doors the next morning, looking for vandals

Can anybody post the one with the cute dancing baby?

>>740591579
No prob, fam. Just a small, teensy, weensy problem.

>>740591654
Milky teats*

>>740579413
What is happening in this one? I don't get it.

>>740590811
Fluffy panicks and has a heart attack. Just like a rabbit

>>740590761
Is it enfing that toy ambulance?

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>>740591702
A problem?

>>740591654
>I do my best to cooperate with police
>I hide Jerry and the others until they leave, just in case
>I feed the foals artificial milk
>In the meantime, I teach Fudge and his two pupils, who I've named Bud and Mary, to raise hell for the neighbors during the nighttime
>stuff like smashing lawn ornaments, shitting all over their yards, things like that
>I wait for the expected to happen between Jerry and Junior

>>740592005
nigger technique, you put rings or tight constraints on portions of the body and while you grow , if the body cant 'grow' in those areas they remain thin/frail holding the biggest shape possible in accordance with what was constricting the growth.

some niggers do it to lengthen their spine at the neck.

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>>740592005
Basicly what happens to anything your wrap plastic around when its young and it isn't strong enough to remove it.

>>740591204
Nice, very nice.

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More MS Paint OC.

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>>740591588
oh, ok. it's always between 1am and 3am around here when fluffy threads are up, so i don't remember everything
>1588
Knapp.

>>740592385
Snek is happy!

I love it!

>>740592247
I....I lost the key. Sorry, bruh.

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>>740592501
Trari, Trara, der Schlüsseldienst ist da!

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>>740592416
they are up all the time actually they just tend to be slow people spam alot I prefer to just enjoy the threads for what they are. Some of the spammers can be pretty chill though

>>740592252
>Junior finally gets what she wants
>Jerry knows what he's doing is wrong, but he's gone so long without fucking he's got no choice
>Jerry fucks the hell out of his daughter
>Doesn't fuck her ass
>Successfully knocks up Junior
>"Gonna be mummah!"
>Fudge and his pupils do as instructed
>Fudge seems apprehensive
>Would rather patrol the yard and keep you safe
>Others love being sneaky and wrecking shit
>All three are shockingly efficient

>>740574457
>>740579827
Artist name? I've seen his stuff everywhere, and it's my absolute favorite.

>>740592265
Actually no, niggers only do that to their babies heads to make them look like E.T.s, Because bigger head = bigger brains/smarter, and bigger brains/smarter = attractive. Or at least that's their logic.

I think it's some tribe of native american, or some tribe in the phillipines, that does it to their neck. And it's only the women that do it.

>>740592468
Glad you liked it, anon!

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>>740592501
Crap. It's going to take some time to take that door off and that fluffy will be freaking out.

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>>740592764
>Jellenheimers: some sort of fluffy monster which are just there and no one really knows what they are doing
Ist das so richtig?

>>740592005
the metal rings caused the foals limbs to distend as it grew

>>740593044
I know a locksmith. Least I can do. Good luck, yo.

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>>740592416
I'm the annon that posted about helping out a baby bird that got trapped in my neighbors garage not that I think anyone would remeber me I mostly just post the same images and try to start conversations to keep busy the good posters though have entire folders to contribute I pretty much to stay my small selection of images. also another anon made this because of me I keked

>>740592800
>I grab about three random feral mares, and repeat the pillow/tooth removal process on them
>put them in Jerry's saferoom to see how, if at all Junior will react
>tell Fudge that his Missions are necessary to punish bad humans
>give him some fluffy treats to placate him
>plan on going to the next town hall meeting to see how many people are complaining of a "feral problem"

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>>740593048
ya Jellenheimers are pretty cool they are like fucked up supernatural fluffy exterminators or parasites or whatever fluff you follow I enjoy their simplistic design and the fact that they seem entirely dispassionate in all actions

>>740590531
>Once the smarty is dry enough to move on it's own accord it stomps around on the bench, making soft squishy noises every time it moves.
>You smack it firmly on the butt with a piece of wood with some extra rough sandpaper wrapped around it
>They smarty screams and stumps and huffs at you
>"WHY MUNSTAH HUWT SMAWTY! SMAWTY AM GOOD FWUFFY!"
>You sigh inwardly. Fuck, you really could use another stallion to breed with... And this thing is pretty decently built. It could make you a lot of money.
>"Look. Shithead. I have no real interest in hurting you. Are you going to listen to me and do what I tell you? In exchange I'll let you have Enfies once in a while, and sketti once per week."
>It stomps over to the edge of the bench and hooves at you. Then turns around and lives it's tail. "SOWWY POOPIES!" It yells out as it sprays shit all over shirt. You grab it by the tail, lift its hind legs off the table, and beat it's ass for several minutes until the fur is starting to get damp from the blood thanks to the sandpaper tearing it apart.
>It screes over and over again, pissing and shitting all over itself, it's front hooves unable to get any traction on the bench as it helplessly tries to run away from you.
>"DUMMEH HOOMIN! NO GIB SMAWTY WOWSEST HUWTIES IN NONOS!" It cries out helplessly.
>You drop it unceremoniously into a pile of fluffy. You grab its scruff and lift it up, carrying it over to a c-clamp suspended from the ceiling. You tighten the clamp around it's scruff and swing it back and forth. The whole while it's screaming about bad upsies. Thankfully it's not a pegasus like pillow was and derives absolutely no joy from being suspended.
>You use the sandpaper sorry stick as a bat to keep the smarty swinging back and forth, ignoring it's "HUU-HUUing" and it's other nonsensical noises. You give it a break after a particularly hard strike when it cries out "SMAWTY WAN BE GUD FWUFFY"

>>740592855
>In a few African and Asian cultures neck rings are worn usually to create the appearance that the neck has been stretched.
>Padaung (Kayan Lahwi) women of the Kayan people begin to wear neck coils from as young as age two.

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>>740593135
oh, i remember that! it was a red finch which dropped out of the nest i believe

>>740592265
Well, that's fucking retarded to do... but it does for some fluffy-fun so it's nice.

>>740592385
>sketti monster

lost

>>740593741
Yeah, that made me chuckle while drawing it.

>>740593087
>Bang on the door as hard as you can, shaking the handle yelling inanely.
>The fluffy goes apeshit, and hides in the litter box making scaredy poopies and peepies.
>The fluffy starts crying for it's owner
>"Guess you aren't a good enough fluffy. I can't get through the door to save you. You're stuck in there until you go forever sleepies now."
>"HUUUUHUUU NO WAN FOWEVA SWEEPIES! BE BESTEST FWUFFY FOREVEW!"
>It helplessly stomps on the door with it's fluffy feet crying about being bestest fwuffy and not wanting fowevew sweepies.

>>740593334
>Junior not happy in the slightest
>Refers to mares as "Dummeh mawes"
>Refers to herself as "Daddeh's bestest mawe"
>Jerry goes back to his rotation anyway
>Junior cries while he bangs one out in a mare
>All three are knocked up in a week
>Junior wedges herself between her daddy and his fuck friend of the day during TV time
>Stank eyes mare all through Tv time
>Community confused by what looks like feral behavior without squatting herds
>Blames on teenagers

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>>740593657
Indeed that was me Still cluttering up the thread I see? Well not like I care anyway but I just like the different lores to choose from with fluffies My grammar is pretty shit so I double I could make the green text stories these guys make but if you do happen to get curious I suggest the fluffy booru it has a lot of interesting shit the biology entries are the most interesting I like how to fandom justifies how terrible fluffies are and If they existed I would agree I'm not a fan of pests and semi intelligent ones would likely drive me mad like if a rabbit looked at me and said "fuck your garden I'm eating it." I would probably hit it in the face with a shovel... but I have a general distaste for vermin anyway so that's just me.

>>740587878
he just likes edges. and rape is a popular trope in fluffy world. people like it. and schaferfag is a total attentionwhore. he often posts his own works here pretending that "these were the first ones in my fluffy folder".

his art does such but he's not nearly as far gone as Deliverance. that one is mentally ill

>>740593883
>I'll check on the foals still being raised in the saferoom
>I suggest to people at the town hall that the herds learned not to directly confront humans
>offer to use Fudge to weed them out
>show them footage I collected of Fudge and his pupils defending my yard

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the best fluffies aren't good or evil, just adorably retarded

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punishment on the undeserving makes for better tragedy

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>>740594198
Let's make some controversy! who is the best fluffy artist? I call Mr magowmagow :3

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trying to pretend all fluffies deserve to suffer for their perceived sins is pointless moralfaggotry

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>>740594581
My vote is for dust collector.

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>>740594581
Current or all time? I say Carpdime

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>>740594581
I'm rather partial to this anon something about line art just it gets me.

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>>740594858
Carpdime does the best foals, but his adults lack definition. I say Marcusmaximus

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>>740594863
2

>>740594365
>Junior has ignored the other foals entirely
>Keeps them away from Jerry
>Jerry doesn't notice
>Several die of starvation
>The only two survivors, the red/green and the lime unicorn crawl to the mares
>"Miwky feef!"
>One mare swallows the limey whole, choking on it
>Both die
>Mares panic
>Red/green hides under a freaked out mare
>Uses panic to steal some milk
>Jerry actually cries at mare's death for a few minutes
>Mopes back to TV
>Junior seems to revel in the death of this mare
>Snuggles Jerry
>"Dewe dewe, daddeh. Junya aways hewe foa daddeh. Gib huggies"
>Council agrees to let Fudge hunt for the non-existent ferals

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quickhorn

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>>740594175
>Still cluttering up the thread I see?
Ja.
Well,I just like shitposting on /b/ in general.
>>740594497
Fluffies dying because of their own retarded actions is the best.
>>740594581
Mr McGonagal is indeed GOAT: cute art combined with sad/hurt/abuse

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>>740595030
3

>>740595083
Oooh yeah, I like that artist too.

>>740594581
schaferaraks dammit

>>740575728
It is if you have a reindeer eat it first and drinking their piss.

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gr1m does some excellent work, when he isn't sloppy

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>>740594858
hell yeah

>>740595044
>I take the remaining foal and train him in private to be an aggressive smarty
>teach him to do nighttime "Missions" separetly from Fudge and co.
>in the meantime I instruct Fudge to kill a few ferals out in the wild and cease the missions for now

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don't know artist, but this is my favorite picture

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>>740594581
PAINt's simple style. I love his fat stupid looking foals

>>740595370
All of carpdime's foals are absolutely adorable. I could never hurt one.

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>>740595132
Hey thats what /b/ is about people some times forget that /b/ also has no rules for the mods to so all the random bans that happen likely arent because of fluffy content is because mods are just fucking around. I could get banned right now if its just "trolling." the mods can do it you know so no point really whining about what people go on /b/ for.

Well thats mildly annoying I can't post the secound to last image or the last image I'm sad now

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Gingerfig!

>>740595044
>>740595478
>almost forgot to throw away the dead mare and foal
>I toss the bodies to a stray dog

>>740594858
I don't want to hurt them, I want to adopt these two.

>>740595574
Aye, I'm always of one mind to love and hug them and give them a safe home, and another to hug and squeeze, squeeze, squeeze the very life out of them as they pathetically beg me to stop...

>>740595478
>Smarty wrecks shit with wanton abandon
>Even leaves a few household pets injured and sexually violated
>Fudge pleased to get back to killing feral Invaders
>Mary and Bud start to prefer nighttime mischief to patrols

>>740595824
Well, you're a right cunt, huh?

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>>740595370
That's what's so great about fluffies; the juxtaposition of cuteness/innocence and suffering.

>>740595697
Same here. Maybe pillow them if they were being destructive. But they're foals, they'll get over it quicker than an adult would

>>740592247
>The pink fluff starts crying and rolls onto its side, ending up upside down.
>You smile and look down at your now upside down pink fluff. You reach down and give it a belly rub.
>It laughs and rolls back and forth.
>"NUUU! NU GIB BUBBAHGUM TICKEWS DADDEH! BUBBAHGUM TOO TICKWISH!"
>You stop stickling it and rest your hand there, rubbing it's soft fur slowly.
>"BUBBAHGUM WUB BESTEST DADDEH!"
>You give it a squeeze and help it roll over.
>"Bubblegum want upsies?"
>"YAY! UPSIES FROM DADDEH! GIB BESTEST HUGGIES TO BESTEST DADDEH!"
>You reach down and grab it in a big hug and squeeze it gently, carefully pointing it's backend away incase of accidents.
>It impotently wiggles it's legs around and tries to hug you back.
>"Lets get you more cotton candy bubblegum." You say as you stroke it's back.

>>740596088
I'm too much of a hugboxer for that.

I want them to say "Fwuffy wub yu, daddeh"

So is the Chocobro gone?
:(

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>>740595257
well, i never heard of that method

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I'd nominate wolfram sparks, if he wasn't such a faggot.

>>740596235
But it's mostly considered that fluffs don't mind being pillowed. They get depressed more easily, but with lots of hugs and attention they still love you.

>>740596235
Same here. Seeing pics where fluffies say that just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

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>>740596235

>>740596349
Wait, why is he a faggot, what did he do?

>>740595954
>I name the smarty "Nightstalker"
>get him to go out into the wild and teach the feral fluffies what taught him
>not sure what to do about Mary and Bud just yet
>tell the town that I'll need a fee if they want their lawns and pets protected
>observe the pregnant mares while I wait for Nightstalker to do his thing

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I don't think pillowing would work out. Makes for good sadabuse, thought.

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>>740594581
Twistee work is great.

>>740596283
It's part of Sami shamanistic traditions, they use it to communicate with their gods.

>>740596596
there's a story to go with this picture?

>>740596235
see >>740596117
Not everyone is an abuser. There are hugboxers out there.

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*blocks your path with dancing*

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>>740596250

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>>740596755

>>740596564
deleted everything, then came back, then started drama cause someone was uploading his stuff on imgur. Not that bad, just

>>740596794
Huh you're pretty easy to summon.
Let's try someone else.
Hey EggBoy, Come make us some eggs!

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best abuse is mental

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>>740596538
I wish it was dancie

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>>740596748

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>>740587860
Target practice for sure. It's a moving target and they wouldn't be hard to find so there's always a good supply to practice on.

>>740596585
>Pregnant mares end up neglected by Jerry thanks to successful attention whoring by Junior
>Junior fully immobile, begging for huggies from her dad constantly
>Jerry only leaves her side to eat and use the litterbox
>Mares grow closer, talking about their saddies, crying several hours a day because their special friend won't love them and they can't hug one another
>Nightstalker becomes attached to one herd in particular
>Never returns home
>Nightstalker's herd work well in trashing yards and killing pets
>At least two or three dead herd members found in the morning
>Council agrees to pay a $5,000 reward for Fudge's services
>Pays additional $1,000 up front for expenses

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>>740596755
>>740596794
Bist du es wirklich?
>>740596656
well, you learn something new everday, i guess

>>740573926
what in the everloving fuck is "fun with fluffies"
you guys are sick

>>740596906
are there more stories like this_

>>740597392
Jesus fuck..... straight up sounded the bastard. That's the worst.

>>740597339
Get out now anon, you'll start by railing at us, then you'll be reading different stories and picture to rail on them, then you'll just read them to read them and by that point you're stuck.

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>>740597489

>>740597339
we're sick bastards. we don't care.

>>740597656
everyday we stray further from god's light

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weirdbox

>>740597607
thx

>>740597711
>implying

>>740597254
>I train Fudge and his pupils to go on the offensive
>teach them to act stealthy in order to take out Nightstalker's herd one by one
>tell them to destroy the herd
>accept the money with the promise of the herd's destruction
>continue to monitor the saferoom situation closely and prepare for the births

>>740597560
its too late
I'm stuck


help

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>>740594581
OK so that's
Mr McGonagall ll
Dust collector l
Carpdime lll
Anon with good lines l
Marcusmaximus l
Quick horn ll
Schaferaraks l
Gr1m l
PAINt l
Gingerfig l
Wolfram when he wasn't a faggot l
Twistee l
Well Carpdime wins even tho I want Mr magowmagow :(

>>740597793
One of us, one of us, one of us.
You've already been infected by the pod fluffies.

>>740597724
that 5th panel...priceless

>>740597724
weirdbox bestbox

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wonder what happened to carpdime...prob left the board like any sane individual would

>>740598041
Capdime posts sometimes, its rare, but he is still there

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>>740597724

>>740598201
russians are strange

>>740597881
Huh talking about pod fluffies, it would be cool if some sort of parasite would take over fluffies one by one, making sure the owners didn't notice, but scaring the everliving shit out of the fluffies.

>>740597786
>Eager to shed blood, Fudge and his crew make quick work of Nightstalker's herd over the weekend
>Mary and Bud take war trophies, mangled feral foals
>Place them at the backdoor, sleeping near them so they're present when you find them
>Fudge appears discomforted by this behavior
>As sole survivor, Nightstalker flees back to your house, using the crawlspace to get in
>"Daddeh! Daddeh! Nightstawkaw hewd aww gone! Huu huu! Wy dis happen to bestest smawty?!"

>>740598041
I'll take em all!

>>740598005
Good for you, cause I'm drawing some weird box right now.

>>740598831
At least fight back, you cunt.

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>>740598831
>Diese Beine
Verdammt!

>>740598944
Fight back with what? They were intentionally designed to be weak and docile; no weapons.

>>740598509
>I fake concern for Nightstalker's plight
>keep him in a separate room from the other fluffies
>I tell him that he can have a new herd in time
>cook up some spaghetti to reward the trio
>Bud and Mary are going to be sold as soon as the mares in the saferoom have given birth
>I'm sure someone will get a kick out of having a fluffy that hunts ferals
>ask for my money from the council now that the ferals have been killed off

Post limit reached.

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>>740591204

>>740599107
Regardless, mothers have fierce protective instincts for their children. She'd probably die fighting, but I would think most mares would protect their children. I fucking hate when they try to make mothers cowards.

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>>740599187
Ach ja?