Name one thing that instantly turns you off about women. I'll

>>740552854
Dicks

Penis

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>>740552854
boobs

Talking

a vagina

>>740552854
short hair

>>740552854
when they're acting as an entitled bitch

Tattoos

Too many teeth

>>740552854
Hairy asshole

Lack of hygiene

>>740552854
NOT having a femenine penis

When the ass isn't fat

>>740552952
This guy has taste

>>740553044
I don't mean to sound barbaric but this turns me on like hell

Poor hygiene/not wiping
Depression/anxiety
Not swallowing
Not into anal

>>740552854
two penises

>>740553044
I love eating vag and ass as much as the next guy but... If I smell something I'm outta there.

>>740552854
Shit attitude.

>>740553203
Well, being a bit dirty is nice sometimes, but you know in daily life when he girl have no idea when to shower, or live in a disgusting place, it's such a hige turn off to me

>>740552854
Those fugly nose rings that make them look like a hog. Often seen on feminazis.

>>740552920
fag.

How about obsessed with themselves?

arrogance

>>740552854
Obese.

>>740553162
The same watches can be bought in china for around 5 $ including shipping costs.
Instwatch will charge high shipping costs.

>>740552854
smell
hairy
nigger blood

mornings
when they talk
holidays
any day that ends in a Y
her family
her smell

>>740552854
having a penis

>>740552952
This here. Short hair has never done it for me either.

>>740555163
So... You are gay?

>>740553139
Every one does, you moron. except yours and anon's are shit

>>740553203
Go fuck niggers then anon you can sate your fetish easily.

tattoos

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>>740552952

>>740552854
fat.

>>740555170
What are you, straight?

>>740552854
the lack of dick

crusty armpits

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>>740552854
If her head is full of garbage.
>has poor grasp of science or logic
>believes in astrology
>believes in psychics
>is firmly convinced that middle and upper class women in the US are oppressed
Based on what I've been seeing these past few years, I'm probably going to die alone.

>>740555028
That's more than one fucking shit lord

Pointy elbows

a large ass

If they're a feminist.
Nothing kills a boner more than her calling me daddy and saying there's a "patriarchy."

Too horny, not even joking

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>implying anyone on /b/ has standards
>implying you all aren't autistic virgins who would fuck the first troglodyte that gave you the time of day

>>740552854
bad teeth

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excess facial hair

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>>740552854
She doesn't like animals
She doesn't take care of herself/possessions
She doesn't work
She doesn't have a good relationship with her dad
She doesn't like guns
She doesn't know how to cook
She believes Pepsi-Cola to be superior to Coca-Cola

Black skin

Being a worthless cunt

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Being a little slutty skank

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>>740556743
Pepsi is better than coke tho

>feminist
>hair dyed a colour that isn't a naturally occurring shade
>has poor relationship with parents

being ace.

>>740556852
Faggot detected.
What college are you currently attending and who is responsible for your oppression ?

>>740556920
>triggered

>>740555247
wrong again sperglord
I didnt say I hated pussy

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>>740556743
kek ok dr.

>>740555557
manly face

When I'm sucking her dick and she says she supports gay marriage.

>>740555634
Finally someone said it, fat people are gross

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>>740556920
>Think's Coke is better than Pepsi
What happened to make you like this? Did your dad dress up as Pepsi-man and touch you when you were younger? I bet you can't taste the difference between Coke and Pepsi because of years of your dads cum dulling your taste buds.

>>740552854
Piercings

>>740552854

Doesn't like having her pussy eaten.

>>740552854
Dyed hair
Excess piercings
Talks about wanting children
Doesn't swallow
Won't eat my ass
Overly religious
Likes sex and the city/other overly feminine bullshit
Likes jam bands/hippie music

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>>740553222
Nice trips btw

Piercings other than ear
Tattoos
Being a stupid republicunt
Being a crazed lesbian activist
Wearing any camouflage
BMI beyond 24

>>740557189
True. But it works both ways- only a dog likes a bone.

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Veiny boobs

>>740552854
Piercings

>>740553203
There's poor hygiene and then there's nasty hygiene. If you find a girl physically attractive the smell of a few days sweat would actually turn you on cuz science.. But if the bitch hasn't shaved/bathed/wiped her ass/her pussy/or taken care of herself in general for months that's fucking nasty man

Also, prissy attitude

Having two X chromosomes

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I hate everything outside the circles

When she has no real life experience or street smarts. I've seen too many college educated women who dont know how to do basic things like changing a flat tire.

>>740552854
I agree with you, smoking is a no-no for me. That and silly sounding voices.

>>740557735
You like tits and pubes?

>>740555555

>>740557735
What about the ass?

>>740552854
not being 2D

>>740558023
if youd rather pound an ass on a woman youre a faggot

>>740558110
this

>>740557850
yeah thats it princess

My preferences are pretty wide, but there are some real killers : smoking, too large tatoos (I can deal with small ones, even if I don't like it). And especially ugly knees. That's the real deal breaker for me

Smell, voice, face

>>740555634
Finally someone said it, fat people are gross

>>740557471
I agree but there is a difference between not being fat and being anorexic

>>740558412
I'm pretty sure everyone universally agrees fat is gross except fetishists.

>>740558110
Well then, I guess I'm a faggot for groping my girl's ass.

>>740558663
I didn't realize groping is the same as pounding?

>>740552854
>drinking - i dont mind a tipsy girl but when they are wasted, they are fucking unbearable
>fake eyebrows/ton of makeup in general
>fake tits

Breathing
I rather have them dead

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>>740556111
You and me both buddy.

I have very simple requirements as a baseline, typically something so retarded that if a guy got it wrong itd be a fucking embarrassment. Something like either "which side did the germans fight on in WW2 Axis or Allies" or "Who was George W Bush's vice president". I figure if they get that right, they're probably just smart enough that they wont blank out when explaining something to them that they need to hear later. Im not asking for much, just dont want to bring another girlfriend to some family outing like a broken down car and have all my relatives give me the face like I bought a broken down lemon when she cant keep up at the adults table.

I suppose its a trade-off, the smart ones are smart because they didnt have the looks, the dumb ones are dumb because they have the looks and can typically coast by on that alone.

Im not asking for a good looking woman with the mental intellect above a middleschooler because thats just not fair to enforce such hard to reach male standards for women.

>>740552854
having hair anywhere but head

>>740552854
>talking like a retard to dogs/children
if you even look my way im that close to punching something
shut the fuck up and get out

>>740560914
Preach

>>740552854
>> women

Them existing.
Them not existing.
Anything that is not me existing.
Death to everything.
Death to the universe and anything that comes after.

WORSHIP TRUMP

Petty

>>740552854
You are not in a position to choose, I presume, faggot

>>740552854
>She doesn't look cute with a dick in her mouth

>>740556743
trump faggot detected

>>740552854
fat

>>740552854
Is a bitch

>>740552854
anything over a 7 not worth the trouble
anyone too snobby to smoke pot

>>740552854
Gay England

Acts or reminds me anything of my cunt sister.

Women are disgusting creatures. worst on earth. Unfortunatly I am not gay

Breathing

>>740557277
Pepsi is far sweeter.

>>740552854
Low intelligence
Bad hand writing
Smoking
Swears a lot

>>740557277
Pepsi is just plain nasty. Too much syrup. Only people who like it are those that love to have their tongue slathered in cum day in and out.

Caveat: Crystal Pepsi. They don't use as heavy a syrup, and it tastes amazing.

Overconfidence

>tattoos
>hair dyed unnaturally bright color
>piercings
>drinks and swears like a sailor

>>740552854
LOL only one. nagging would be up there.
thinking they have rights.

>>740565306
>Lightweight spotted

Don't worry son, you'll build up your alcohol tolerence levels soon enough.

>>740552854
Not wanting to be a mother

>>740557471
You literally dont even need to say this because the only people that like anorexics are people with a fetish for them. If you feel a need to say that 'only a dog likes a bone' then youre a fat fuck.

>>740556111
>them trips
Also, someone should uncensor her last name so she can get raided. 100% deserved.

Also also -- don't shit on psychics. Psychic abilities are latent in all humans and are based in quantum science my dude. Now astrology... that shit is dumb.

>>740565543
Women that drink a lot have guaranteed problems and probably are a whore/have been fucked while passed out before

>>740562312
Wtf does that have to do with Trump? The gun part? I'm a liberal leaning dude and I love guns. Go choke on a cock and die.
>>740556743
Pepsi is better than Come, Dr. Pepper is better than both. Fucking normie.

Bimbo Look
No anal
Religious

>>740552854
seroiusly?
girls who smoke are fucking great!

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>>740552921

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Needy.

"waah why do you have to go out tonight just stay at home with me"

>>740566144
Yep wanting to party and be whores all the time..
White Sharia ftw

Flat chest

>>740553276
there's nothing like taking some hyperfem little cutie and sniffing her ass and detecting the faint smell of shit buried underneath sweat and pussy

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>>740566930
Bitch stop

>>740566614
Nah they're idiots like you

When she like dogs to much and kiss him with the fucking tongue, i HATE when people do this, this is so disgusting i could throw up.

>>740555316
gateem

chewed fingernails

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>>740556630
>implying he isn't one of the autistic virgins

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>>740556111
>>740560914

Who cares if girls know history and science? Srsly, what are they gonna do with that?

>>740567323
It shows that they'll have kids capable of understanding those things, which is important for the male kids and important for the female kids that will eventually have male kids.

>>740552854
Kids

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>>740567004
>Cinnamon
>Cindy from Cinnaminson
>blonde w/ freckles
>looked good
>god sprinkled them
>didn't shart on her
>she looked good
>Cindy from Cinnaminson
>sultry walk, sauntry talk
>Cinnamon
>petite, c-cups, sweet ass
>peel off her leggings after 8 hour shift
>on bed
>giggling, resisting
>take a whiff
>you haven't lived
>you're not a man

>>740552854
Tattoos, piercings and bad breath.

>>740552854
ugly feet