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tell me things youve seen other people wouldnt believe. part

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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tell me things youve seen other people wouldnt believe. part 2 because it's the only good thread i have seen on /b/ for years.
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>>740539854

Saw a kid get hit by a car and get launched in the air

Shit was so cash
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>>740540007 Did he/she die?
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>>740539854
I saw a really really tall person in the woods when I was young camping.
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>>740539854
I've seen 30 blindfolded and handcuffed men be taken into the outback of Australia to be shot and buried in a shallow grave.
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>>740540307
Go on
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>>740540092

Nah, think he fucked his leg/ankle though. When I drove passed again a few minutes later an ambulance was taking him away.
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i saw a dude fuck a girl against a tree doggy style literally 5 meters away from alley in the park. It was about 5-6 PM in the middle of the week, not some drunk students on friday...
i laughed because his face was red and he was panting like old dog, i saw the urge to chase me down in his eyes but he was still going at it and he got pants around his ankles anyway
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I got online soon as the other thread died. Gimme moar
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I used to live in Thailand. Around my house compound they were digging up old pipes and shit. I was drinking this night yes but was on the porch smokin a cigg and then boom. A fucking alien, gray like animal was climbing out of the ground and walking around aimlessly. I was watching it the whole time and it went back underground. The cigg burnt my lips I was sitting there in shock. That shit happened
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>be 13 years old me
>on holiday in Tenerife with parents
>mother is alcoholic and argues when drunk
>night time and eating out at restaurant
>mum drunk starts arguing and walks out
>me and dad follow
>dad starts filming her walking away down dark street with new video camera we bought there
>she starts drunkenly climbing some steps but falls backwards
>we see silhouette of some guy rush down steps and help her up
>mum is perfectly lit up by street lights
>they go up the steps and out of view
>dad pans camera up to full moon
>back home
>we check the film of the holiday
>comes to part where mum falls down the steps
>no guy there, just looks like she floats up and walks up the steps on her own
>mfw i have no face
>mum records over it because she doesnt want anyone to see her drunk

Dad says it was the Devil helping her because she is pure evil when she is drunk
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I saw Little T on Saturday.
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Was among the last civilian guided tour in the LHC, before the turned it on.
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>>740540793
More deets anon, exact description, what were was the reaction of the ppl digging the pipes? Did it make the news? Did you go look in the hole it came from? Are you just a giant fag making shit up for keks?
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>>740540869
Your dad is being cucked by the devil
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>>740539854
ITT: boring ass paranormal stories with no way to prove and is apparently the best thread on /b/ in years
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>>740541558
Says a lot doesn't it
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>>740540869
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>>740541558
>>740539854
OP IS A FAGGOT
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>>740539854
saw a group of guys beat the shit out of a tranny
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>>740541710
why? did he try to trick them into sex?
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>>740541800
not sure. only caught the tail end of it. those screams are still stuck in my head.
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>>740541859
you're so brave
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Me and a bud of mine were waiting for our train home from school on the train station, a group of friends come walking towards us (mayby 4 to 5 people) this one guy in the group raises his hand to scratch his ear, as he walk by us and we see that his hand is smashed to shit and coverd in blood. This guy with the smashed hand dosent seem to give a single fuck about it since he is calmly talking to his friends as he gets on the train in the opposite direction of ours.
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>>740541492
Well I think they were doing some kind of renovations on the compound I worked on where they had a lot of ground tore up..Forgot to mention it was like 3 am and my friends and I were just coming back from the bar. I was the only one that saw it. It walked around like it didn't see me for about half a minute I guess..I did look at it during the day and it was just a trench that wasn't even that deep. Maybe 3 or 4 feet and around our house and along the walls of the compound I lived at.
>for keks
I mean, what's funny about this lame story. Just what I saw.
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>>740541404
Aaaand how in the fuck are we supposed to know what LHS is fucker?
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>>740542855
uneducated fucker
https://home.cern/topics/large-hadron-collider
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>>740542855
Large Hadron Collider you fucking dolt. You could have googled that in less time it took to post the reply
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Ive seen attacks ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion...
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>>740542950
> fire
> space

Try again
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>>740542909
>>740542939
Bug off wankers and bloody thanks
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>>740539854
>>>740542950
>> fire
>> space
>
>Try again


Being this much of a newfag
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>>740541506
kek
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>>740542950
Ayyyy
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>>740539854
I do have a story about the blue man group.
>b me
>going to blue man group with friends
>get all the way and are waiting to be seated
>realize I don't actually know what the show is about
>ask the usher
>responds with a plan I don't know
>wha? What do you mean have you never seen it before
> i've seen it plenty of times anon I just don't know what it's about
>o-ok?
>sit through the whole show
>Amazing.png
>as I'm leaving same usher asked me what it's about
>I honestly couldn't tell him I had no idea what the show was about but man was it good.jpg
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I once seen Dana D'Armond in a grocery store in west Hollywood - but she had a big ass black dude covering her ass. Not that there was much chance of me approaching her without bolognese sauce going everywhere...
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>>740539854
I saw a real life vagina once.
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Yeah seriously you wouldn't believe the shit I have seen/experienced.

First memory - barely able to walk was a UFO craft. Fuzzy memory, but I know I was inside with these reptile things.

I have recently seen twice, a fleet of red blinking UFO craft near my property. First time 12, second time saw the last 6.

Seen a UFO land near a campsite while camping with friends in the desert (they witnessed) me approaching it and dissapearing for an hour.

I got severely depressed years ago after a nasty divorce and started practicing Magic, namely working with the 9 kings of hell - In particular Baal. During this period of my life I started seeing black birds everywhere, to the point I witnessed one being plucked from the air and thrown sideways into my car. Or I would wake up to a balcony covered in crows, that kinda thing. Received scratches on the neck. Started getting very tripped out, saw a tall white ghost like spirit drift right past my bedroom window. Had banging on walls right next to my head. Freaky time of my life.

On a positive note, 6 months ago did a meditation session - guided, during the alignment of the Lions gate. I left my body, and traveled into the astral realm where I saw the Pillars of creation, and was hugged by an angel.

I don't both trying to tell people these experiences usually.
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remember that guy who stabbed up a bunch of people at the university of texas a few months back?
i was there when that happened
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I want to saw a black woman Give birth. The kid immediately try to rob me and then the baby did too
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I saw a high speed chase end when the car ran out of gas. I was going the other way down the highway and saw the drivers hands out the window and over 9000 police officers charging up guns drawn, saw the story on the news later
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i have seen shitskins being lynch and kike$ being gassed
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I saw George Watsky, rapper and vegan, eating fried chicken back stage
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op i have seen your mum lick my dogs penis
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>>740539854
>tell me things youve seen other people wouldnt believe

I

HAVE

SEEN

Josh Elrod

FROM

Blue Man Group

GETTING

SUCKED

OFF

\w/
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>>740539854
what band is that in your image file?
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>>740543431

This is all bullshit.

If you had really studied magic you'd know there are ten Kings of hell.

Gtfo noob
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>>740540923
Blackpool native eh?
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>>740539854
I've seen the footage.
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>>740543031
>bug off wankers
haha britbongs are cool but fuckin whacky
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>>740543288
the stories and information posted here....
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>>740544214
And you would know that two are one. Which you would know if you experienced the same rituals and invoked Sydonay
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>>740544627
>>740544525

Who are these two bitches? No clue out of the filenames. THANKS
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>>740544854
hang on i'll see if i can grab their ID's
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>>740545046
n!ce \m/
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When I was about 10 I stayed at my parents friends house and there were no beds for me so I lay on the floor and a woman there stole the blanket from me (guess what kind of clothes she wore). So I slept under the bit of carpet their dog slept on.
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>>740539854
>because it's the only good thread i have seen on /b/ for years.
This thread is pure shite, you fuck
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sauce pls
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>>740545333
then why u in it fag8?
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>>740545477
>>740545566
>>740545399
All dubs. Hmmm
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>>740545640
anorexia for trips....
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>>740545269
How the heck would we be able to guess her clothes?
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Another thread ruined by shitposting cancer
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>>740545985
WTF is this blasphemy? El Duce forever!
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>>740540007
Now everyone saw it
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>>740546122
>WTF is this blasphemy? El Duce forever!

\HAfuckinIL/
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>>740543431

Schizo: activated.
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>>740544854
blonde is avy scott
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>>740540007
Did you fap?
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>>740540307
>>740540371
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>>740540602
That's an easy way to get on a list.
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UFO, translucent orange and pyramid shaped. It went by and I just stood there like a dumbass watching it, afterwards when it really sunk in what I had possibly seen I remembered that I had my phone in my hand whole time, just stood there like a dumbass...
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>>740546251
who exactly is this fuckin dude
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watched my dog (Moodle) get ripped apart right in front of my eyes by a huge buff as fuck dog...
poor little dood bled to death in my arms
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>>740546521
>who exactly is this fuckin dude
Lord T~BONE \w/
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>>740541506
lmao this
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>>740546577
Oh man that sux
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>>740541506
Nice one anon
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>>740541859
>Implying you didn't join in
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Seth! Had anyone seen SETH?
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>>740544365
and retarded apparently
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>>740546816
he is always creeping around \m/
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>>740543595
Oooooh wow what are the odds?
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>>740546927
>filename
kek
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>>740546428
Looked to me like an abbo and LE
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>>740546927
That's not Kendall Jenner
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>>740543932
Kek
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>>740547252
100% legit
she even joked about it in twitter but then wiped the tweet a few hours later thanx to femcunts
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I have once seen a vagina. You wouldn't believe it if you knew me.
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>>740547252
Defs not kendall
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>>740542950
Like tears in rain
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>>740547509
With self loathing like that it's no wonder.
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>>740542988
>>740543083
Watch Blade Runner you plebistani fucks
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>>740547576
same nose + chin + hair
..and everyone knows she is the biggest slut out of all of her sisters
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>>740542988
Retard.
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>>740547705
So the one of her sucking his dick with hair in the way is the only pic he took?
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>>740539854
>Saw Big Bright Blue Light Above Me...just ran...should of stayed
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>>740540243
was he wearing a black suit?
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>>740547807
Dude nokia brick on table. She would have been 5 when this pic was taken.
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>>740547807
nah, i'm sure there are more in his vault but sadly it is the only file that leaked so far :(
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>>740547873
You should have, I've stood in fields asking aliens to get me off this planet, fuckers never show.
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>>740547789
This picture reminds me of once where I went to a slayer concert.
Here in Denmark we have a thing where at every rock concert some drunk idiot will yell "play something with slayer!".
This happened at the Slayer concert I was at, they laughed at the notion and played a cover version of a song from another rock band.
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>>740547807
>So the one of her sucking his dick with hair in the way is the only pic he took?
he also fucked this fat bitch
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>>740547930
Ah, so in other words it's bullshit. Gotcha
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>>740547917
Didn't notice that at first, good eye anon.
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>>740547990
88 keks, wish i was there \m/
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>>740547999
That isn't kim
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>>740548260
it must be her twin then
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>>740547999
I'd believe that, Kim is a fucking cumdumpster.
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>>740547917
>Dude nokia brick on table. She would have been 5 when this pic was taken
100% fail!
it is Terry's phone...he only uses vintage equipment just look @ his cams \m/
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>>740548366
100% agree
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>>740548609
Fuck this kid is trying hard...the fact that there's only 1 pic is what fucks you kid.
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>>740548686
dude, when the 1st fappening went down, many of the sets had only 1 good file and the rest was just boring selfies, you should know better m8
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>>740548830
Seeing how you're the one trying to convince everyone that's Kendall when it obviously isn't it's you that should know better.
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>>740549089
>I Want To Believe
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>>740549002
Is there a list somewhere of all the celebs this guy has fucked?
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>>740539854
I saw the 3 smurfs in pic related live
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>>740549305
hopefully mount rushmore after Uncle starts orgying with god..........
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>>740539854
I saw a person on a crotch rocket speeding through a city at night. He hit a F-150 right behind the front tire passenger side and completely ripped the front end off at the firewall. He launched and skidded almost a quarter mile and then started on fire. My brother and I were walking back to his place after he had done a round in the ER (nurse).
He sprinted and put the motorcyclist out while i called 911 up. He rode with and took an extra shift to get that guy stable. Guy had 3rd degree burns to the lower half of his body, about 20% total and severe abrasions from road rash on top of a couple broken bones. Guy ended up surviving.
>had to have been going at least 80 cause that throughway was 45 and he was going near double that.
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>>740543932
I know a straight edge rapper who acts like a sheep herder
A vegan on the mic whose screaming that meats murder
But when everybody's sleeping he be creeping
Slugging back the whiskey, hating himself and sneaking a cheeseburger
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>>740547023
>better ones than if there had been a gun
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>An okay thread with somewhat original content
>Gets spammed into oblivion with shit porn
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>>740550418
>shit porn
Uncle does not shoot scat ONLY art \m/
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>>740542774
I live in Bangkok
Where exactly was that?
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>>740543233
entertainment.
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>>740539854
ah, the blue race.
the only race superior to the aryan race.
may the mothers mercy save us from these supreme beings.
praise the sun for good luck
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>>740550572
lol I meant BAD, OLD porn
Sorry for the confusion
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>>740550418
Thers always one. Knows a terry richardson thread won't get any attention so cancers shitposting here for own kicks.
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>>740539854
I saw a Bigfoot in the UP of Michigan three years ago.
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>>740539854
I saw some dude drowning with some of my friends. I shot video of it and people are freaking thefuck out over it. It wasn't even that big of a deal
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>>740550856
He wouldn't try that shit in a loli thread
Not with Weekend Mod around
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>>740550936
Haha right like what were you supposed to do help him lmao I love your video btw
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>>740550849
>BAD, OLD porn
Uncle has never taken even 1 porn shot ever, only ART \m/
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>>740550936
You do know that not getting someone help or not trying to help them yourself makes you a bad person right?
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>>740550882
Well now I've seen weeman's dick I guess.
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>>740551002
There were other people to call the cops and I was too far away to help. Besides even if I was closer that idiot probably would have pulled me down with him. Humour is the best medicine and I was sick of boredom
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>>740551129
lurk moar
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>>740551129
See >>740551235

Forgot to tag you too
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>>740550849
>>740550418


-A Conversation Between Two Worlds-
by Gavin Mclnnes and Olivier Zahm

No art book would be complete without an analysis of the work by an erudite art critic. Since Terry Richardson is unique in his ability to take high art to jaded teenagers while simultaneously forcing the fashion and art elite to appreciate the dirtiest shit you’ve ever seen, we selected critics to represent both sides of the Richardson enigma.
In this corner we have the irreverent and retarded Gavin Mclnnes of New York’s Vice Magazine. His cultural opponent is the sophisticated Parisian editor of Purple Magazine, Olivier Zahm. Can a conversation between these two learned academics help us understand the genius that is Terry Richardson? Read and decide.
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>>740543431

Must be fun being a schizo sometimes
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>>740539854
had a djinn try to take my soul out of my body because i vibrated a room full of people into hell :p
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>>740551305
I.
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Gavin: One of my favorite things about Terry’s photos is the imperfections. I like seeing a zit on a girl’s ass. I think everyone does. It reminds me of that Thomas Jefferson quote, “There is not a truth existing which I fear, or would want unknown to the whole world.”

Olivier: Because Terry is shooting in an instinctive, immediate, almost physical way, he catches the smallest detail as a force, as a proof that you cannot control life. His pictures demonstrate how life and desire and sex are stronger than the typical visual construction the fashion industry insists on. The fact that he is working for this very industry adds another crucial layer. The imperfections in his photographs help take down the standard of glamour and high fashion. But more than imperfections, to me, one of my favorite things in his photos is the perfection of the frame: he is cutting the reality in a sharp, definitive, brilliant line, extracting the moment and movement of life from its vital flux. This is brilliant and unique. No other photographer is sharper in this sense.
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>>740551445
2.
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Gavin: I never thought of the framing thing. The way he’ll zoom in on a pair of tits so close you can see there’s kind of some hairs on them. I was interviewed about him for one of these corny liberal modern sex shows and they were implying that Terry was a feminist because he was making “ugly” beautiful. l had to clarify that most of these women are still total fucking knockouts.
This isn’t some lesbian anarchist collective. They’re still the same supermodels that are on every other page of Vogue, only here, they’re making coffee with rubber boots on, or putting a tit on a watermelon. ln a way thats more subversive because you never see people like this portrayed so honestly. So yeah, you get Dennis Hopper with no blemishes removed, and then, on top of that, he has this weird close up that drives home how unusual the shot is even more. lt’s a double whammy…

Olivier: Let’s be honest. Terry’s pictures are definitely not feminist. They are as politically “incorrect” as pictures get. He is not glamorizing women’s power, beauty or strength. He is more portraying female beauty from a male perspective. Instead of trying to celebrate femininity they are focusing on the use of masculinity (his own subjective view of women) within fashion iconography.

Gavin: Most of the critics that hate him (I’m picturing sexless, lonely, thirty-something women with sandals) say hes just fucking girls, but with a camera in his hand.
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>>740551518
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Olivier: I have heard women say Terry’s work is just an expression of the typical male obsession for sex and a celebration of the camera as an extension of his phallus, but this is a very reductive definition of his work.
First, his pictures are a form of visual humor. Second, he is always sharing real emotion with his model. They are not objects or sexual props. The photos aren’t even about that. They are an experiment, an examination of the interaction between a photographer and his models in this age of media, fashion, self-obsession and narcissistic paranoia. He keeps pushing these dialectic structures (man/woman, photographer/model,
phallic/non-phallic) as far as he can until the difference between “art” and “fashion” becomes totally blurred.
You don’t know what is real and what is constructed. When the critics make it a competition and become obsessed with choosing the winner (the photographer or the model) they make it so ideological it becomes uninteresting. Terry’s experimentation is about subverting this dual structure and documenting an intimate relationship with the model. Where can he take it? Where can he take it today? What are the limits of the game? What will the viewers call fashion and what will they call art? Will they reject the images entirely and censor him? That is the experiment.

Gavin: It’s also reductive to assume it’s all about shock value. I remember when the Sex Pistols were on Bill Grundy (host of Thames Today, a London television show of the 1970s) and he accused them of swearing just to shock people. They pointed out that this is the way they talk every day. There’s no premeditation about it. They were just being honest.
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>>740551445
>>740551518
>>740551587
Your only convincing yourself.
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>>740551445
>>740551305

This insufferable bullshit I why I quit art school. These two fucks attempt to wax poetic about a regular guy who lucked into a dream job where young models are sent to him so he can take basement quality photos of himself having sex with them. There is no secret meaning or hidden message within richardsons photography. He's just a pervy guy taking advantage of his position of power and influence.

Fuck me, everyone in the art world should be put in camps.
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>>740551587
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Olivier: That is a crucial element of this whole thing. His pictures are totally honest. They don’t hide anything. They don’t pretend to be what they are not. In this sense they are a political statement too. It’s not pornographic because it reveals how the rest of photography today is pornographic. By having these images in a commercial context they act as a Trojan horse that transcends the original format. They sneak the viewer a moment of truth.

Gavin: When I look at art I don’t give a shit about the artist’s lifestyle but Terry is an exception to that. The whole dichotomy of lowbrow and high art comes from the ups and downs of his fucked up past.
Half his life is wealthy snobberdom. Hes the son of a fashion photographer and was born in New York but moved to Paris at an early age. It was all celebrities and travel and art until his parents’ marriage exploded after his father had an affair with a 17-year-old Anjelica Huston.
The other half of his life was about being dirt poor and playing in esoteric punk bands, getting addicted to drugs with no family around to care. It’s a weird combination of homeless orphan and uptown rich kid that you rarely see in an artist. Is he where he is today because of luck or was it his destiny?

Olivier: It’s a hard question to answer. Sometimes the images are light and have no purpose other than to amuse. Sometimes they are profound and portray love as a fissure of pain and murder. He is at once a careless street kid and a misanthropic Lacanien. They float in the limbo of rapport and are essentially a documentation of the gap between person and portrait. ls it hatred or an irrepressible jouissance? I don’t know.
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>>740551778
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Gavin: I just like laughing at poo and fantasizing about fucking the hot girls. It’s the only kind of porn I can enjoy these days.

Olivier: But Terry’s pictures are never pornographic.
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>>740539854
I saw a vagina once
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>>740551859
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Olivier: Pornography is the way sex is commercialized by a repressive machine in an isolated ghetto of pictures (on the net, in magazines, films, etc.). Pornography is an industry of repression, a collective enterprise of profit. It’s a visual industry which kidnaps sex as a product for frustrated men.
Terry is actually working against pornography because he is reintroducing desire, seduction and playful sexuality, in real life, in real time, in the studio. He is photographing sex as a real interaction between him and his model. He is not playing the scenario of sexual pornographic control and alienation. He is part of the game. We can see one arm of Terry with his watch, one hand, sometimes his body, sometimes his penis, etc. He refuses the stereotypical function of the porn picture. By placing himself in the picture he is suppressing the illusion of domination and joining the frame. It should be noted however that Terry is not trying to demystify sexuality. He’s just lightening up the whole subject and creating a more equal rapport between photographer and model. A photographer going in front of the camera is not enough, just like the factory owner from the Pasolini film ‘Theorem’ deciding to join the workers is not enough. What is required is a sacrifice like in every film of Pasolini. A sacrifice of the artist who knows that he must sacrifice himself to the system, the fashion system, the pornographic system. The artist must face it with no fear.
Pornography is not only fake, stupid and dangerous, it does not exist. It’s a pure construction, an illusion. Terry’s pictures are the opposite of that. They are deconstructing this faux veneer. That is why it’s so infuriating to hear the press call his work “porn chic” or “porn glamour”.

Gavin: Yeah.
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>>740551778
Literally trash.
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>>740551958
Will this cuck ever fuck off.
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>>740551702
>Your only convincing yourself.
keep reading....
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>>740551774
>taking advantage of his position of power and influence
neck yourself SJWnigger
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>>740551929
>Why are watches at $ 0?
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>>740552152
I'll pass
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>>740552226
If you knew anything about who he is you'd understand. Turning him down as a model during a photo shoot would be the equivalent of owning a restaurant and telling Gordon Ramsay to fuck off. He can make or break their career so he wields a lot of power over the women he shoots.
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>>740552050
trash is art,
fuck highbrow crap!

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'Terry always did his own thing,' says Stephen Male, recalling those early days. 'I remember when the contact sheets came in for the Levi's shoot we did, every single one would feature a photograph of the model with her top off. I remember thinking, "How did he do that?" I mean, it wasn't really what was required for the shoot. Then it became Terry's thing. It seems almost quaint and old-fashioned now that we'd find it questionable. But that's fashion for you. Once somebody pushes the envelope, it doesn't take long for taboo images to become acceptable. Plus, fashion needs people like Terry; it needs to feel it has an edge all the time.' Terry, unsurprisingly, concurs. 'Hell, somebody's gotta come up once in a while and say bollocks to all that mainstream, glamour stuff.'
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>>740552289
Not free, you pay overpriced shipping and get shitty watch worth 1-2$ shitfuck
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>>740552557
Uh oh looks like someone fell for the watch scam
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>>740552492
just in case this is not b8

http://streetcarnage.com/blog/terry-richardson-raped-me-too/

https://thoughtcatalog.com/gavin-mcinnes/2014/05/10-things-the-media-gets-wrong-about-photographer-terry-richardson/
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I saw watches for sale at $0. Not shitting you.
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>>740542939
You could have just typed that shit out in the first place.
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>>740543083
Being this young. Go watch some disney channel faggot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA282wVgAV4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FQyluthfR4
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extra! extra!!
A FRESH GINGERNIGGER vs LORD GAVIN VIDEO JUST UPLOADED:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-x0Qq7dImc

and here is copperscabs gf nude:
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/738778273/#738778409
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>>740539854
I've seen some strange things out in the Canadian wilderness in Nunavut while out hunting (illegally btw). There are these things out there that aren't human but not animals either because they're too intelligent and they use weapons. I think they're actually Ayyliens.

I was out Northwest of Taloyoak and I had just set up camp. I was set up near a small lake on a large smooth rock. I was about to got to sleep but I went out to take a piss, and while I was out there I saw a light. It was visible, but not bright. It was almost like it was shining through frosted glass. It came down in the trees across the water and so I instantly pulled my pants up and grabbed my rifle. I turned off all of my lights and sat in area in the rock that provided cover from behind and watched through my scope. These things were tall and slender and their bodies were all white. I grabbed my backpack and left everything else. I had to go back around the lake and pass by the Ayys to go back the way I came. Well, I encountered one. I was maybe three meters from it. The eyes were black and sunken. It had a thing in its hands that looked like a gun, and it raised it at me when I pointed my rifle at it. It had a mouth full of pointed teeth and it sort of made a silent growl and showed them at me like a dog would. I started to run and it shot at me, and it missed. I shot back and hit it in the face. I had killed it and the blood was a dark blackish brown and it smelled like burning plastic I heard rustling nearby so I just ran and ran until I was able to get back to town, find my truck, and GTFO. It was about a 20 hour run back too, and I just didn't stop. I collapsed at the edge of the trail after that and just rested. I haven't been back since, and this happened in 2005 and I didn't have a phone with a camera on it yet, so there are no pictures.

That's my story of how I went hunting for Ayys in Canada. Feel free to call it bullshit but it's true.
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>>740539854
I saw a ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. At least that's what the guy said it did.
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>>740539854
>tell me things youve seen other people wouldnt believe
just saw this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVodX4xR62U
other won't believe it!
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>>740544525
>T-Bone
Kek
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i once saw a nignog get cucked by a white boi
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i saw a faggot and his name was op
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>>740539854
I saw 9/11 happen when I was 8.
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>>740554477
proof?
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>>740539854
I saw UK TV and radio personality Lauren Laverne get fingered at a house party in the mid 1990's.
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>>740540869
You and your dad are also drunks.
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>>740554812
pix?
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>>740542855
Haha. Spot the thick pig... It's you
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>>740554943
Nope sadly. Before I got my first mobile phone in 1997. It's etched in my memory though...
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i saw billy ray fuck miley when she was 6
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>>740542988
>>740543083
you are not even trying at this point, end yourselves immediately.
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>>740539854
Seen a dissection of a body. It was really amazing and probably be doing it again. The smell is not even that bad.
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>>740555257
did you lick the dead pussy?
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l saw elvis
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>>740555690
No, it was a 50yo woman. saw the vagina and uterus from the inside tho, smaller than you imagine
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i saw a bunch of jews being bulldozed by nazis
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>>740539854
>>740539854
>>740539854

I SAW VIAGRA PRICES SHOOT FAR UP
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i saw a penis once and i am a virgin femanon
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>>740556432
Are you a virgin by choice?
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>>740556610
no , my tits are just too big that all the boys run away when they see me
and plus i am way too skinny
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i was 4yo when i saw 2 dogs humping
i licked the knot
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>>740543431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZXJLQntCP0
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>>740557414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt0Zqo-vOFM
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>>740556921
Okay pics are need anon, big tits and a skinny body usually attracts guys instead of repelling them.
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>>740557595
needed*
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>>740557595
ok hang on..
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>>740558024
Uh, that is gonna be hard now that I look at the image limit, you'd have to start a new thread to show me a picture.
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>>740553062
No I believe you anon.

You better save this post and repost it in the next thread. This ones gone to shit well and truly and needs to die. Pity had potential until it got fucked up by some freak
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>>740545914
What's with the fucked filename
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>>740557595
dang! i tried to upload a pic with my tits out and timestamp but the site won't let me?
well when guys see my blonde hair and white skin they run as fast as they can away from me because they want only obese black hoes
the world is fucked these days
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>>740558362
GAS THE KIE$
BREAK NIGGER NECKS WITH NOOSES
14/88
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>>740543431
what blood type are you? Curious because a certain blood type has a much higher chance of encountering aliens.
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>>740541404
Large hadron collider you pleb
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>>740550657
You are correct sir
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>>740544303
clean your damn earwax
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>>740559091
did you read the filename m8?
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>>740558626
Look here >>740558173
Also I'm beginning to believe you aren't entirely truthful.
Where do you live that has guys acting like that?
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