tell me things youve seen other people wouldnt believe

>>740517371
Anime tiddies

>>740517371
Bumpin this thread for intrest

>>740517520
like tears, in rain?

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>>740517371
Had a patient who kept her fingernail chewings in her vulva

>>740517371
betrayal.

A vagina IRL

the truth.

Many, many years ago when I worked as head baker, I once had an employee bring me her aborted fetus as "proof" of her needed to be late.

I gave her the day off, amazed that she felt that was necessary. I always presumed that she was just in shock and didn't know what to do.

>>740519124
Sorry, meant to say miscarriage, not aborted

I saw a ufo at the age of 14, completley sober no mental issues whatsoever your average anon clear as day rotating disc with 3 lights under it fly right over my house never did anything about it, told my parents in extreme panic mode, gone by the time they get up and just pass it as me seeing things.

>>740517371
My wife vomited in the bathroom sink and I caught a glimpse of her licking vomit off her fingers.

I really hope I just imagined that.

>>740517371
I camped at the same wilderness site several years apart
both times at night I saw a bright orange light low to the horizon
the first time I dismissed it as either a campfire or the city that was just beyond the ridge
but in the morning where I saw the light was about halfway up the cliff leading to the ridge between me and the city
so there was no way it could have been a campfire or lights from the city
no idea what it could be
I'm saving up for a portable telescope and a phone attachment for the viewing lens so that I can get a good clear view of it and take pics

10000 lightning bugs giving 1000 hugs to some dude.

Shit was weird.

I had a room mate who smeared his shit all over the bathroom then passed out wrapped around the toilet

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

>>740518886
The ER is truly an incredible place

>>740520039
Acid + schizophrenia?

>be me
>be armyfag
>be before DADT was repealed
>be in sergant training course
>all other guys in my class were from the same cavscout company
>go to showers one day
>they are all in there
>huddled together
>they see me
>open the huddle a bit
>see their dicks all pressed against each other
>they simultaneously shout "PENIS TOWER OF POWER!"
>decide I can go one day w/o a shower
>turn around
>walk out
>go to sleep

>every dog in the neighborhood barking at night
>go outside to see wtf is going on
>literal UFO
>just looks like orange orb
>no apparent detail
>about the size of a full moon or slightly bigger
>moves at a decent clip across the sky
>no noise
>perfectly even brightness, unlike a hot air balloon
>no idea what it could have been

back in the 80s in deep rural NC. No drones back then. Definitely not a plane. My dad saw it too.

I was walking back to my apartment when a car pulled up and rolled down the window. it was full of guys with masks on and they threw framed pictures of tump at me then drove away

>>740520175
don't think he did anything harder than pot
but he had been drinking all day long
he had 3 empty liters of cheap grocery store brand vodka in with him
as well as the dozen other empties around the apartment he had finished off that day
I tossed some cleaning supplies in there and used a rope to lock him in
the next day he cleaned it up and calmly asked to be let out
never offered an explanation of why he did that

>>740517371
I've seen in vivo cultures of brain cells that prove without reasonable doubt that weed causes cognitive degradation and mental health issues

>>740520470
Be ur glad you weren't probed analy, or r u?

>>740520590
any proof you could show us? legitimately curious

I got into an accident, while drunk on my ass, and got away scott free

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When I was a dumbass kid I used to spin around because of boredom, I did it once and before I knew it, in the spam of a second I was sitting on the stairs with my pijamas on the next day in the morning, worst part is, it's like I teleported or time traveled, I wasn't freaking out when this happened, my mind just spaced out. It's hard to explain what happened in reality if no one knows or remembers about that day

>>740520590
Huh? Wat?

>>740520590
So is that a good thing if I don't smoke it and my gf does? Or is it a bad thing because she'll be mentally unstable?

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>>740520655

>>740520957
It's good if she's and unstable, makes it easier for you to smash

>>740520470
ummmmm

could you describe it as a "FIRE-BALL"?

you said that it was orange.....

i been hearing/seen about floating fireballs

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>>740517371
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate

>>740521018
I already smash her though.
But when she acts psycho idk. I have my doubts if I want to stay with her, even though I do.

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Lights, shadows, things that shouldn't happen; at first glance it all seems like some boring normal stuff, but when actually seen, its all a big fucking fuck

>>740520826
you were just switching scenes in your sitcom life

Hoopoe calmly sitting on a Hesco barrier while Apaches flew towards the rising sun. Without a doubt the most surreal moment of my life.

>>740520794
kinda similar event
a lot like that line from some song
>I backed in to a cop car the other day, he just drove off
I was in the car with my brother driving
he backs out of a parking space at the same time a cop is backing out of a space behind us
they collide
the cop turns on his lights
then just drives off to w/e emergency he got called out for
we were in a truck with a very beefy bumper so no damage was done to our vehicle
but the height of the bumper had to cause some serious body damage to the cruiser
called dispatch and they asked if there were any injuries or damage to our car
said no, then they told us not to worry about it

>friend smokes pot
>smokes a lot of pot really
>visits me in WA state where pot is legal
>goes on a binge
>imagine a heavy pot smoker going on a binge and that is what is going on here
>wakes me up at like 5am and says he needs to go to the hospital
>has been vomiting or trying to for literally hours
>in severe pain

we thought he got some bad weed but that's not normal when you buy it from a store. come to find out it's a known problem that's been cropping up more and more lately. don't think I caught there being a name for it but excessive users end up in a condition where pot's effects suddenly reverse. Instead of curing nausea it causes it and instead of working as a pain reducer it causes it -- like big time "I'm dying" style.

Been turning up in more ER cases. Read some articles about it. Apparently once it happens you're a bit fucked up in that further pot use can make it happen again, allegedly even if you're not on another binge.

>>740519984
how does this work, do the 10000 bugs each hug 1000 time or each bug hug give 1/10 of a hug?

>>740521320
Same with vaping?

>>740517371
You guys wanna know how to decompress space-time?
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001700210016-5.pdf

https://youtu.be/DIvOF8xX2CA?t=7m54s

>>740521304
That's literally nothing like my story. In fact your story is fucking gay

>>740521086
When I think of a "fire-ball" I imagine something with some shifting consistency to the color and texture. This was more like just a flat orange color.

>>740521420
>literally nothing like my story
>a car accident is literally nothing like a car accident
yes /b/ is that fucking stupid

>>740520298
Kek

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>>740520826

/thread

or some other poetic bullshit like this

>>740521554
You drank a few beers, baby tapped a cop and that's a wild experience for you. Go fuck yourself

>>740520298
Having been through BCT; I don't even doubt this story for a second.

>guy in our division always looks at the ground when DS is talking to him
>second week of BCT rolls around, DS finally has enough of this bullshit
>DS looks down and yells at this guy
>WHATS SO FUCKING COOL ON THE GROUND GUY
>Guy stammers a non-response "uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh"
>DS yells
>IS IT THIS FUCKING ROCK DO YOU LIKE ROCKS GUY
>DS picks up a random rock and hands it to the guy
>ALRIGHT THIS IS YOUR FUCKING ROCK NOW IT'S PART OF YOUR UNIFORM AT ALL TIMES
>Guy finally looks up at the DS
>I will call it Frank, DS.
>DS can't even comprehend what is happening, just stares at guy for like 10 seconds in complete silence and then walks off
>that night, around midnight, I'm on firewatch


I met guy like five years later on a random base. He still has Frank.

During one of my stints in my teenage years, got admitted to the mental hospital 10+ times. so i have a lot of stories that sound... very fake. what comes to mind first... asking a girl in mental hospital what she was in for. pretty standard conversation starter. She was in the room across from me kinda just hovering right before break time ended

"Murder conspiracy" she says-- she was 6'+ tall, giant red gashes down her arm, russian/slavic accent of some kind, piercing blue eyes. uhhh, okay, I'm like okay, no real good follow up to that. But I had selfharm too so asked "What did you do your arms with?" "Glass." and we never spoke again.

later staff pissed her off in some way and she threw chairs and tables across the room during visiting hours

the families and other patients had to hide in a small room while three staff members stuck her with three needles to the ass (USUALLY ONE IS ENOUGH WTF), wrestled her into a straightjacket (not like the ones in the movies, its just a flat looking thing with huge velcro on it tbh)

i just... i cant believe that it's my memory sometime

Back when the internet was still young there was a website called Codex Pornica, long gone now. It had all kinds of sexy shit, though, some of it was questionable looking back, but my underage self didn't know that at the time. There was a news vid someone uploaded of a criminal from Brazil or some other shit country who took a little girl hostage in some public building and forced a camera crew to film him beating, torturing and raping her. It was pretty fucked up. The person who translated the news article had said he was later murdered in prison when the guards "accidentally" let slip he was a child abuser. Those cries still haunt me even after all these years. Some shit is best left forgotten.

>>740521634
>You drank a few beers
said nothing about drinking, and we weren't
but please keep projecting
>baby tapped a cop
the impact was hard enough to cause one of the vehicles to skid enough that there was an audible screeching of tires
>that's a wild experience for you
never said it was wild
it was just an odd semi-inexplicable event that few people I tell it to believe as per OP's topic

>>740521858
Don't go to bestgore.com then

>>740520590
It's ok, probably gonna an hero anyway.

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Masturbation

a good thread on b what the fuck

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>>740517371
I'm an old guy stocking yogurt:

Two lewd lesbian lovers made out while I was stocking. One sat on the front and the other stood. There was sloppy kissing and crotch pawing until the one standing observed that I wasn't even paying attention.

I replied that I was a professional and made no judgments other than how to fulfill their grocery needs.

Actually, the other stockers believed it because the two misbehaved in other ways on their way to the checkout with three cans of aerosol whipped topping.

(I don't think they were real lesbians: Just college women trying offend someone their grandfather's age.)

>>740519124
a convincing fetus is nothing someone can't whip up with some latex, modeling clay, and dime store fake blood. You've been had.

I got to drink Ayahuasca at a ceremony in a small village in Peru once.
Of all the mind altering things I saw that night, the most fantastic thing was seeing myself across the multiverse. It was like looking at an infinity mirror, but each 'me' was a 'me' from another dimensional plane.
After the effects wore off, and I slept, the Shaman came into my tent and basically explained what it was.

>>740519712
probably just preparing her gag reflex for the next time she had to eat your cum.

>>740522084
>You weren't drinking
Even gayer, plus I was drinking so our stories are nowhere near alike. And it sounds believeable because it's a typical nothing accident that's not even worth getting out of the car for

A quiet black girl

>>740517371

>>740522363
and here I've been bringing in doctor's notes like a tool

>>740517371

I workeworked for Chester, I found his body. If any one gets subs to this, I'll post pics of it to prove it.

The tears in rain monologue.

The point is that everyone has seen shit nobody would believe. Then you take that shit to the grave and no one ever knows about it.

Sad in a way. On the other had is proof the universe causes up shit that is for you and you alone.

Good night anon. Until its time to die.

>>740519444
lying again for interest on the internet anon ?

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>>740522384
Awes dude

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>>740521320
>pot's effects suddenly reverse
nigga I dont know what fucking mormon group told you this

>>740520161
I once got to witness a surgeon remove acrylic finger nails from some guys back and shoulders

>>740521304
we all float on

>>740521320
I'll bet your local dealer has been spiking his weed with synthetic cannabinoid mimics like in the legal weed substitutes. I tried that shit for a while years ago, got spooked by some bad experiences, and to this day regular weed affects me a little differently from how it used to. Don't mess with that shit. I've heard it's really hard to notice when it's sprayed on regular weed though.

>>740520590
I meant in vivo but "cultures" is not the right word for it sorry
>>740520659
yeah, I've been meaning to show my paper
it's very long so it might not be suitable for /b/ and I figure I would just get harassed by stoners even though I have no opinion in the matter and just would like to share my team's findings

>>740522996
I had a cute 18 year old Mormon friend who sent me nudes 5 years ago. When her mom found out that was the last I heard of her :(

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>>740522384
"We all took turns raping you, Anon"

I saw a dead body right after a big rig slammed the car. I didn't see the accident but I drove by right before cops arrived and saw the guy just there in his car. I think I may have saw another who was a bike rider hit by a car. Traffic was moving around the car and he was face down on the pavement. Ive only told 2 people.

>>740520826

Seizure or a false memory of recalling a dream you had when young as a real memory that happened in waking.

Neuroscientist

>>740522384
what was it

>>740522864
isnt the point of this thread stuff others wouldnt believe? isnt it all lies?

Watched a Cambodian guy kill some other Cambodian guy for money.

Like we paid to see a live action red room.


They told us to pick weapon and everything

>>740519444
>sober, no mental issues
>average anon

pick one

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>>740517371
I've seen a rich man beg, I've seen a good man sin, I've seen a tough man cry, I've seen a loser win and a sad man grin, I heard an honest man lie

>>740520590
Fake news

>>740523662
An anorexic eat pie...

A straight OP

>>740520470
Saw the same thing when I was like 15 in Bermuda. Cept the orb I saw was white and my cousin who I was talking to on the phone also saw it so I knew I wasn't crazy.

Not me, but my mum has seen something she only just told me, as she knows id believe her.

She saw something on a train back in the mid 1970's one afternoon. Very full train and she saw a lady sitting in front of her reading a book. She looked normal, blonde, good looking etc. The lady then looked up at my mother and for a split second (as in a blink) her head changed into a grey alien looking person, then went back to normal. The lady then smiled at my mum and kept on reading.

Literally no one else saw this on the train. Mum looked around and no one else saw a thing. She only told me recently as she knew everyone would think shes crazy. I 100% believe her as she isnt the type of person to bullshit for no reason, there is no gain for her to do this.

>>740524348
>there is no gain for her to do this
>implying women need a reason to lie

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>>740524348
Whoa!

>>740523189
link the pubmed faggot
I'm a stoner but I think weed probably does cause mental degredation

>>740524348
Fucken bubblegun fuckken kickass

>>740519984
lmao

>>740517371
Saw ten million fireflies
Really didn't believe my eyes

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>>740524348
Why didn't she kill it?

I shared a dream with a female friend.
In the dream, I was reading a book, and she storms in and says "I'm not crazy, am I?" Then I wake up.
The next day I talk to her online. I say "No you are not crazy." She says, "You had the same dream?"
She doesn't talk about it because she knows people wouldn't believe us.

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>>740523277
>Mormon
>sent me nudes

lol

>>740521637
Was this guys last name mcpeters?

>>740524842
You forgot the 1911

>>740524797
i actually did ask her why didnt she confront.

Long story short was a very full train and causing a scene wouldn't do a thing. Pretty true. Even if she did the person would be like "umm can i help you?"

>>740518974
Lucky sob

>>740521304
You lucky fucker

I seen when /b/ wasn't cancer.

>>740519984
did they also try to teach you how to dance?

>>740517371
Crushed under the weight of my burden I saw the face of god in the husks, and it was a bright burning fury. As I ignited I wept tears of blood and my soul grew wings.

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>>740524842
Said Mormon reminded me of her. I guess she was just rebellious since she had just turn 18 and gated being a Mormon. Fucking religion.
I still have this one saved of her.

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oc
pic related

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>tell me things you've seen other people wouldn't believe

Europe turning into pic related, and that it's no longer unbelievable.

I saw a squirrel fall out of a tree.

Sane people on /pol/

I once saw a triangular ufo while waiting at the bus stop.
I live in colorado, and enjoy bird watching, so naturally i had a pair of binoculars on me.
The ufo appeared pretty far away, out towards norad. From the shape i thought it might be a B2 nighthawk, but looking through my binoculars it was completely smooth.
Then as i was watching it disappeared. Just plain vanished.

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>>740525813
But who was phone?

When I was a kid I was 100% sure I had telekinesis.

Like I'd blow everyone away at games that involved dice rolls (like board games) because I'd see what I wanted to land on, think about it and get it. Like 10 times in a row I could do this. I started to only do it rarely because it was no fun for anyone else when I kept winning by so much. I was "so lucky". At school I'd be bored, put a pencil on my desk (hexagon shaped pencil on a slightly off-level desk surface) and think about it to start it rolling.

Forgot about it and didn't think about it again until many years later. Couldn't do it anymore.

When I was 18 I had a pretty hellish night of drinking nothing but vodka at a friend's party. Made an utter fool of myself, got driven to another friend's house to crash. Wake up barely remembering anything from the party but feeling very sorry for myself. My house was about a ten minute walk from where I had crashed, on the way there was a corner shop and I fancied an ice cream bar to pick me up (I fucking love Cornerttos).
>be me
>enter corner shop
>hasn't quite hit me yet that I'm in a corner shop just after 7am on a Sunday.
>whatever, I want a fucking Cornertto
>turn around
>dead paki lying on top of the freezer beside the chocolate stand
>well this is inconvenient
>look around
>don't wanna get busted for shoplifting, cameras all over the place
>put Cornetto back
>go home, annoyed that I couldn't get a Cornetto
>5 years later
>"Oh shit, that guy was dead!"

>>740526010

If you ever google likely explanations, you'll be sorely disappointed that you saw something very common, not aliens or secret shit.

>>740526098
l

>>740517371
I see people's auras, they tend to be 2 colors, depending on the colors tells me what kind of person you are. Because of this, I also see demons, or evil, however you want to term it. They take no real form, it's like liquid smoke, or an ink that can take random shapes. They mostly follow people around, sometimes more than one.
I personally have named my demon gress. It speaks through dreams, very clearly but uses no words, more like a mix of emotions and images in my dreams. It wants freedom, but I have no idea what it means by that.

>>740526493
T. Schitzo

>>740517371
Didn't see but heard and felt , Centerville Mo. Autumn 1990 almost dusk we were 14, Me and this guy named Joseph were walking back to our camp deep in the woods, after having gone back to get something from the Joes house. Its like a mile. We start hearing leaves crunching. Like somethings following us First we think its Chris, guy back at camp, call out,but its fall, there really no cover , not big trees. No way he could be following us making noise which sounds maybe 30ft away without us seeing him. So we decided it must be the echo of our own foot steps somehow. But that doesn't check out either because the timings not right stopping or starting. sometimes silent, sometimes keeps walking despite us having stopped. Hair came up on he back of the neck. We shouted threw sticks. At one point, it gets cold, just like in the haunting movies you see. Frosted breath, and it feels like something is touching us. like someone soaked their hands in ice water then started touching our faces necks arms. and the noise was close, but we couldn't see anything. Gives me goose bumps just remembering it. We bolted. and we could see the camp like 200 yds away and we saw Chris there battering up some fish to fry we caught earlier. He thought it was funny at first but our fear rubbed off on him. There was no haunted house there, no famous murder. The only thing there were some wagon ruts from the Oregon or santa fe trail, cant remember which. And some barely perceivable positions from the civil war where an army had encamped, No battle though. Never seen or heard anything like it since but its why I can never be a true atheist. Theres something we don't understand yet. Epilogue , we said fuck camping and went back to the house. Never encounterd anything on the way back.

>>740526098
h

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>>740521320
>Been turning up in more ER cases. Read some articles about it.
>Read some articles about it.

post ONE

>>740517371
I saw my wife's boobs once

Saw a group of UFOs one night also. Most unreal thing I've ever seen. It was a childhood dream of mine.

Also saw an old man get hit by a car crossing the street on an electric scooter. He did two backflips but didn't die. Knew the kid who hit him too.

>>740527034
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mysterious-marijuana-flu-emergency-rooms_us_5869d6bee4b0eb586489f7e6

>>740526098
.32

>>740527034
>He things weed is safe

>>740519124
what kind of container was it in? I didn't know people kept those

>>740517371
I've seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, and I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

That was pretty dope.

>>740522478
he cum bad kek

>>740525813
>bestgore.com
reee

>>740517371
i've seen good threads on /b/ in the past. threads that didn't include fags, fags rating their dicks, fags lookin at cum aka tribute threads, shitty creep shot threads and so on.
i know, it's hard to believe...

>>740526098
reeeeeee

>>740520532
did you vote for tump?

>>740520957
the stupider and more dependent women are the better

>>740527717
Those moments will be lost in time...

Like tears in the rain.

>>740523189
>my team
stop telling lies on the internet fagit

Took care of a nigger in the ER who had 15 gunshot wounds from a 9mm. Nigger had robbed a drug dealer. Nigger was still able to talk and follow instructions. Nigger survives. 1 year to the day later nigger gets shot dead center in the eyeball through a windshield trying to flee/run down an off duty cop - back of head total soup bowl. Of course the locals chimped out - off duty cop was white.

>>740527867
that is completely believable
>niggers are criminals
>niggers shoot niggers
>niggers can't shoot accurately enough to kill
>niggers get shot by cops
>cops a proficient enough with pistols to occasionally get a kill shot in

>>740522726
No one really cares but I'll roll.

>>740526568
Been tested. Nada.

>>740526098
FUUUUU

>>740528257
Did you tell them you see "auras"?

>>740528333
Everything.

>>740517371
A rational muslim

>>740528367
And?

>>740528407
nothing dude. No mental illness. Just told me I need to relax. De stress. I didn't even know I was stressing.

>>740525916
we get it, your race is dying. it will die of believing its own bullshit and being sheltered poodles. really sorry you faggot piece of shit who never stood up for anything except on an anonymous web forum

>>740528480
You either didn't tell them enough, or they didn't believe you.

>>740517371
>be me.
>10 years ago
>Just awoke from my sleep at middle of the night.
>Couldnt believe what Ive saw.
>A green fat angry man looking straight down at me while floating up at the ceiling.
>Scared AF couldnt do anything but staring back at him.
>Could see its skull through its green transparent face.
>Slept on my belly ever since.

>>740528513
Probably Mr expert sir. Rational explanation for everything kinda person huh?

>>740517371
I was one of the first responders to the Fukashima incident (Japanese nuclear power plant that melted down after the tsunami). Saw chunks of destroyed houses floating in the water, radiation levels off the charts to the point where they were taking our boots, and it was so freezing.

>>740517371
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign

>>740519124
Definitely read "head baker" as someone who bakes human heads. Glad it was just a fetus/miscarriage. How'd it taste though?

>>740517371
my high school english teacher drinking herself to sleep mumbling about how her name means, "Princess of the Motherland" in farsi.

I ended up driving her home even though i didnt have my drivers license.

>>740522726
Rawl for the lols

>>740526098
Yeet

>A woman jumping off a bridge.
>a humanoid looking figure came off flying and saves the woman.
>puts the woman on the ground (she seems unconscious) and it then walks towards me.
>communicates through telepathy saying ''dont tell anyone about this.''
>tries to respond but couldnt stop thinking about furr porn
>It flies off.

>>740529150
hmm

Saw a blue transparent man in a waistcoat and a flat cap walking outside looking at me when I was in secondary school...Scared the living shit out of me!

>>740522726
Rolls

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I watched someone blow their brains out with a shotgun....

Cont.?

>>740525813
dö

>>740517371
I've seen a 4 UFO's. Oddly, they were all in Oregon.

>>740526187
Its called imagination m8

>>740522726
Just post anon

>>740522726
Calling bs

>>740523161
yeah this.

I messed around with synthetics for a bit. Nearly ruined my life. Psychosis+ weed isn't the same anymore. it feels like the synthetic shit now. deepest level of he'll bad. I'm scared to ever smoke again.

At least one faerie creature (goblin maybe?)

Two different instances of supernatural dog phenomena.

Won't explain. No amount of elaboration will make it more or less believable.

>>740522726
Post already man

>>740517371
I had a human torso thrown at me once.

>>740520470
UFO=Unidentified Flying object,
>just looks like orange orb
identifies the object, not UFO

>>740517371
>Be me 8 years ago
>Driving home through suburb near my house
>Its 9pm so its completely dark
>Road and all surrounding houses light up as though the moons brightness had turned up about x1000
>Pale white light everywhere
>Look up to see if its a flare
>There is seemingly no point where the light is coming from
>After about 20 seconds light goes away like the flick of a switch
>Still no idea what it was

>>740530204
Green text that shit

>>740522726
Roll to prove bs

>>740522726
Roll

>>740522726
How to roll subs

>>740522726
rollerino

>>740529000
kek

>>740522726
re roll for pic

>>740526098
nigger

>>740522726
Post them faggot.

>>740522726
luck roll

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>>740526010
I saw a triangular one right over Garden of the Gods and Arrowswest in like '97. I was around two in the morning, I worked the night shift in a clean room pc parts factory. During a smoke break I heard a low hum, looked up and saw it pass quietly over the parking lot. I haven't ever told anyone about it.

>>740530183
Yeah but wtf?

>>740530888
Winrar. Post Chester picks

>>740522726
Re roll

>>740522726
Also luck roll. Maybe the tele kid can roll us some dubs.

I smoked weed but nobody I know would believe it if I or anyone else told them

>>740522726
Roll

>>740522726
Roll for quads

I witnesed my brother die, choking on his own vomiys during a seizure

>>740530888
I don't know what to make of that comment. The experiences were certainly weird. I am not a person who consumes drugs (yet), so I can't really blame it on anything. If I'm crazy or whatever, I'll never know, so I'm sticking with what I perceived.

>>740522726
Ungettable

>>740522646

Don't believe this

>>740531172
What about the dog? What happened?

>>740520081
Thank you

I kicked a soccer ball into a street light, it crashed lights in the whole street for a few days before they came fix it

>>740530204
>be med student
>cramming for finals in 2nd year anatomy labs
>both rooms littered with cadavers and ex-humans in various stages of dissection
>class wrapping up, only a few students and the professor left
>asked to help return all specimens to the vats of formalin used to preserve them
>gently placing arms and heads back as per their serial numbers
>brains have been known to fall out if not stored properly
>name gets casually called out
>turn around to see a headless, armless, legless, fat grey torso of a mid 60's woman sailing through the air in my direction
>manage to catch it with a wet slap and get covered in body juice
>return no.256 to her container
>leave for lunch

>>740531309
Major dissapointmet

>>740531309
Saw this coming a mile off

>>740529428
Du får en tia om du visar kuken

>>740522726
Roll

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I saw a guy beat the shit out of 2 guys with a crow bar, 2 of them into a coma. I remember the sounds....

>>740531275
Fine, on one instance, my aunt's dog was staying with my grandmother, while my aunt was moving or whatever. The dog, Riley, was a very gentle, sweet black lab, but one day, he came into the room I was in, and he looked wrong. He was shaggy, shambling, and snarling. I froze, my sister and my friend saw my look of horror, no matter how I tried to hide it. I knew I must be seeing things, and I blinked hard as I shuddered. Suddenly he was Riley again. He was looking around, friendly as can be, and he just went to lie down by the couch.

It took me an hour before I was willing to tell my friend and sister what I saw, since my sis is paranoid as fuck, and I assumed it was in my head. It seemed that I was probably imagining things, until a week later he just up and died.

I think what I saw was a sort of forewarning, but I didn't know what to make of it.

>>740522726
Close but no cigar roll

>>740522726
Lets rock

>>740530256
Might have been a meteor that was out of site. I saw a similar thing but I remember it flashing like lightning but the skies were clear

>>740531921
Creepy
What about the other one?

>>740517371
Spontaneous human combustion

Cia mind control children raised by mormons to grow up to do anything involving muslims in university place wa 5202 65th ave w

>>740517371
I work for a ultra special gobment agency just posting this is a high risk

I been to mars and other planets i met aliens and other shits

I was part of the crew that went to mars to clean the solar panels on that rover drone lol

>>740529425
Yes

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When I lived in little Armenian Hollywood on Alexandria between fountain and santa Monica, I had a private balcony where I would smoke, it was about 10 at night not to late, given that Hollywood never sleeps, I saw sober as a judge, a giant white humanoid flying towards Griffith Park, (only about 5miles up the street)...in panic I screamed for my dad and luckily he got to saw it....him being my greatest critique , destroyed any excuse anyone would make for me ...I wasn't high, it wasn't a pelican it wasn't a balloon...my dad surmiced that it may be some crazy guy who invented a flying jet pack of some kind...we could see human feet human arms a head with a helmet similar to those funny speed walkers like in Malcolm in the middle...it had wings that flapped but its speed stayed constant....whatever it was it had a trajectory that it maintained....I'll never fuckin forget that night...high above the lights off the city , a flying humanoid headed home to a hidden corner of Griffith Park, or some mad genius enjoying a night glide through the young city night...

>>740532419
Alright, the other one started with a dream. It was incredibly vivid, and involved me being chased relentlessly by a canine demon. I have a hard time describing its appearance, but it was very clear, and I was warned numerous times that I had a very limited time to get away from it or I'd never be able to escape. The time limit ran out, and I woke up, the the real fucking world, with the dog in my room, staring at me, breathing, and waiting for me to move. I felt a deep terror inside me, and I resolved that if I was going to lose my life, I may as well try to fight. I pushed all of my strength into my legs and through myself off my bed at the creature. I landed on my floor and saw the creature look angrily at me and vaporously fade into the dark.

>>740517371
I saw Kansas in New Mexico

I saw a port over the Island


I saw a moon move to my commands


I saw a naked woman one time

>>740521664
More mental hospital stories!

>>740532554
Speace in not reel yu dum dum

>>740532746
Sounds like a parade float

>>740532782
Holy shit that took balls. You proved yourself by standing up to it
Thanks for sharing

>>740520590
plz post i need to see this

>>740522726
Rolling

>>740533084
Thanks man, and you're welcome. Yeah, I sure felt some fucking adrenaline after that, and the rest of my day felt hollow and weird, lol.

>>740533084
Just doing my job pal

>>740522726
Rolling

>>740522726
Always one off.

>>740522726
why not

>>740522726
wew
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w

>>740533577
Check them

>>740520590
I would recommend using other forms, such as edibles to further your results. Maybe even do pure THC. It would be interesting if this could just be caused by inhaling plant matter. All of that suffocation from the smoke could be the cause of the brain damage.

I have the same views as you OP. I'm just very glad to hear people are getting the chance to research this instead of having to just go off hearsay.

I have never seen a woman I haven't fucked. I know it's not something that is unbelievable until yesterday I saw a woman I hadn't fucked, that's the crazy thing. Of course she had to be fucked by me otherwise I would attain the beta level of manliness.

>>740533577
Nobody looking at these?

I watched the vehicle in front of me blow up. 5 dead, mostly small pieces were all that was left of them. Some were found over 50 feet away.

>>740533577
WINWRAR

>>740517371
A vagina IRL

>>740525813
Retarded

I seen a bad moon risin.

>>740522726
>>740533577

Postem, badboi

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>>740527344
>>740527256

>Talks about problem apparently effecting chronic users
>mentions nothing concerning origin of affecting cannabis, tests on any particular strain, origin of strains, growers, etc. concerning cannabis being used.
>Huffpost

It's all speculative and there is no substantial proof that the cannabis itself is causing the issues


https://www.leafly.com/news/health/what-is-cannabinoid-hyperemesis-syndrome

This article states that the majority of the medical community are skeptical about it being the use of the marijuana itself.

Numerous factors along with little research on the matter make the connection between smoking cannabis and vomiting and nausea purely theoretical, at best.

However, I would concede that most substances, when used in excess or abused, can have adverse effects on the user.

Personally I'd look to the practices of the variety of growing farms where the cannabis that is causing the problems originates. Check what kind of chemicals are used in the soil, pesticides, fertilizers, etc. and what changes have been made most recently in regard to those products used in majuana cultivation.

>>740534412
Wee still gives ya lung cancer mane

>>740526098
Faggot

>>740521320
Can confirm. Used to be an avid stoner. I didn't go on a binge I quit for a year. Came back and it fucks with my heart and makes me feel sick and dying. Could be my paranoid brain but I always just assumed I got some medication or weed or something in me that is meant to make a weed high feel like shit so people don't want to smoke it anymore. It really fucking sucks. I drink and smoke cigs a lot more now that I can't smoke weed.

>>740517371
Had a threesome when I was a teen. At the end of it, a John Deer tractor showed up and picked up the girl and drove away with her. It was very bizarre.

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>Take 4 tabs of acid
>Walking around with friend beginning to trip
>starting hearing whispers
>From the point of view of people walking by me, of what they're thinking about me
>Starting smoking some cigs to calm down
>Run ahead of my friend to go to the bathroom
>Run about half a mile before losing breath and collapsing in a bush
Here's where it gets hazy.
The memories are kind of disjointed after this
>Remember tearing up plant life around me
>Remember taking my jacket off (with my phone and wallet in it) and tossing it on the ground
>I remember sprinting down this wooden dock, and jumping off the end, between two old people, right into the bay
Keep in mind I am not a good swimmer and I hate swimming in non man made locations
>They help me out of the water, astounded at what they just witnessed
>I begin thinking for some reason I am a god and that I have lived every life there is
I know the next memory is false, because when I woke up later, my hands were un wounded
>I "remember" beating my hands on the pavement till they were bloody
Blank spots in between
>I remember running at a parked car with someone in it, and jumping on the side, full body slam
>The kids in the backseat look terrified and the mom drives off quickly
Blank spot
>I remember shaking a signpost on the side of the road
Blank spot
>I remember being handcuffed on the hood of a police car and then being put in the back of an ambulance
Blank spot
>I wake up in the hospital
>It's midnight
>Nurse brings me my jacket and says it was found downtown (no idea how nothing was stolen)
>All my clothes are wet so I have to walk 3 miles to my car in socks and a hospital gown in the middle of the night
When I got a copy of the hospital and police reports the following day, apparently I was "surfing" (the words they used) on many cars, including the cop car.

I'm lucky as fuck they didn't shoot me or press charges or anything.
It also said they had to use 6 resteraints when I was in the ambulance.

>>740517371
a bald pussy squirting and shaking as if an earthquake had hit. I think it was her first orgasm....

Got head in a restaurant bathroom once

>>740534412
I mean smoke inhalation causes nausea. This guy I went to highschool with made a grav from a gallon milk jug. He took one hit, threw up and conked out for a few hours and then took a other hit.

>>740532906
Yeah a singular 6ft parade float with a horizontal trajectory maintaining it's shape and staying upright while it's wings moved in tandem at perfect velocity giving the perfect illusion...eh go suck a fuck

>>740517371
I was in a rural area, temporarily living there. Rednecks out the wazoo. Confederate flags, flannel hats, jeans jackets, etc.
I was on my porch, reading my options to get me the fuck out of the area, looking for new opportunities. I lost family's car broke down on the street I was on. My redneck neighbor went to the car. It was a black family. My neighbor was nice to them and helped them with a tow and directions. A week later, he got a nice letter from them.

>>740534544
So, your daughter was really into it? Cool. Good for both of you.

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>be me on train
>go down to breakfast cart
>get some bacon, some eggs, and some french toast
>wait for the order to come out
>glance out the window
>kansas fucking sucks
>look in the sky
>see a fucking ayy lmao ship hover above the day sky
>holy shit
>whip out my camera
>try to take a photo of it
>fucking fades
>what the fuck

I used to live next door to a black man who still lived with his children, they were around 8 & 11. And he had.....a full time job.

No BS

>>740517371
A man get crushed by his car when I was a kid.

Schoolbus had to drive by slowly because of cops and the guy was half hanging out covered in glass and blood. IDK if he survived, there wasn't an obituary in the paper, so I assume he did.

>>740535065
You said it was giant. I thought you meant like the marshmallow guy from ghost busters. 6ft is not giant, that's a perfectly normal height.

Police evidence photos of that one time my dad killed a man in self defense.

>>740525813
hnnnnnnnnnng

>>740534541
Oh yeah
I also "remember" helicopters overhead when they were arresting me (even though I know there wasn't).

I also recall thinking, as I said, that I had lived every life.
And that this one, was my "final" life, and I had to do some special thing (I knew what it was while I was tripping but I don't remember what I thought it was now) in order to "ascend" as it were.

I kind of lost my mind tbh
It took my nearly a week to piece together everything that happened, because I couldn't remember at first.

All I remembered when I woke up in the hospital was that I had taken acid.

It was kind of frightening because at first I thought I was in a mental hospital.

There was also a black guy in the room next to me who thought the nurses were trying to kill him and that the monitoring machines said he was dead.
He also kept saying, "I din do nuffing"

Not even kidding.

I seriously thought I was still hallucinating or in some parallel universe of some kind

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>>740527850

>>740525813
:(

>>740524348
>Tell us about the mental illness history in your mother's family.

>>740526098
ok

>>740517371
I can tell you what i see all the time. The Flow of social destiny, like some current dragging on people.

I pretty much always know before hand, though by guessing, whats gonna happen in my social sorroundings.

Thoughest part, no matter what i try, it seems i can never change these things.

I am lonely /b/ ... i feel so left out, because i may be able to watch, but never able to participate.

>>740531719
Har du förstoringsglas?

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>>740522084
He's either a troll or retarded. Don't waste any more of your time on him.

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So,
When my grandfather died he was in bed and me and my whole family were all gathered around him. He had a candle next to him and when he passed away the candle flickered and then it just went out.

>>740523662
Why post that screenshot?

>>740522363
That's a lot of effort for one fucking day off, Anon. You watch too many movies.

when I was around 11 there was a girl around the same age who wanted me to rub her pussy.

Nobody believes this because small girls are supposed to be cute and innocent

>>740517371
Ships off the coast of orion, mostly

>>740536332
People forget that EVERYONE wants the fug

>>740530216
Kek my sided

>>740522996
No hoverhand there at all.

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I almost got kidnapped deep, deep in the backwoods of a park, middle aged thin white guy, actually put his hands up to grab me and made a cartoonish evil grin while I rode by on my bike. He almost grabbed me too, rushed to tell the parents inside the park and they either didn't care, or didn't believe me because it sounds like a child's story. They didn't believe that a rapist would actually make an evil grin, but I fucking knew exactly what he was, you've never seen a more obvious depiction of a pedophile. I still think about his face all the time. Single scariest moment of my life.

Looked a bit like this guy in the picture.

>>740522646
Fucking Liar

i watched my kid brother get run over by a train when i was 13

>>740517371
boobs

Father is adopted Honduran man by white family. Im a half half black half "tropical mexican man". 4 years old playin in mud and shit. White 9 year old cousin takes me under porch and takes my pants off. Mfw new found love of white women. Only told my father.

>>740520470
i have seen orange orb too.

>>740524044
Google ball lightning.

Donald Trump peed in my butt

>>740523291
Ahahahahahahaah

>>740529000
trips of lulz

>>740520826
Something similar happened to me once
>Lie down for some sleep
>Blink slightly longer than normal
>It's morning
Is that the perfect night's sleep? No dreams, but who has time for those shits anyway?

>>740536488
Kevin bacon tried to rape you?

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>>740517371
High school, friend tosses his bag across the whole classroom (15m at least), it lands perfectly on his chair.
Pic related

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When I was 8 my childhood friend and I ran into a ghost.
My friends mom took us to this big old cabin that had been converted to a restaurant, it had two floors. you could walk up to the 2nd floor but it was empty of people as the restaurant wasn't full enough for people to sit up there.

after everyone had ate, the adults like to sit around at the table and talk to my friend and I decided to go check out the upstairs by ourselves.

We walk up the old wooden steps, we look around for a bit. we turn the corner to go into another room and immediately we both see a big white woman ghost, kinda like the cheesy ones you see in movies/cartoons. we both immediately bolted downstairs in fear.

we told the restaurant staff what we saw and they weren't surprised at all, the know the place has ghosts and they said that when they set up the plates and silverware on the tables, they will come back and the plates and silverware will be disorganized in completely different spots.

I've heard that only kids can actually see ghosts, as i was 8 when this happened.

>>740525813
Ok I should ammit this is the best "respond to this post or " bullshit

>>740522354
How old are you, Gramps?

You could be a genuine oldfag.

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That the emoji move was released.

>>740521320
Shit, and here I go with my (professionally diagnosed) ADHD and depression, along with all the other undiagnosed shit in my head. Here I go with this fucked-up head of mine, dabbing 3 grams of wax in less than a week. Taking huge globs and not feeling a diddly dang ol' thing. Maybe it's time to take a T-break. Goddamn shit's expensive anyway.

>>740526493
What do the color of the auras mean?

I have a story that I could never really tell anyone because I feel like it would make me sound insane, but 5 years ago on december 23rd I had just gotten into bed around 9 p.m. I wasn't able to sleep all night, and at 4:00a.m exactly, I'm talkin right on the money EXACTLY 4:00a.m I woke up to a loud *thud* on the roof of my house so I sat in my room quietly to wait and hear if anything would happen, seconds later I hear what sounded like loud heavy winter boots on the roof off my house, my heart sank and I started to have a panic attack.
>inb4 anons a little bitch.
I darted up out of my room grabbed my rifle and ran outside, when I looked up on the roof there was nothing there, but I could still hear someone walking on my roof.
>"hey who the fucks up there".
So I ran around the back of my house and as soon as I close the gate, my next door neighbors car alarm goes off, he wakes up and turns it off, after that. No noise, nothing, quiet. Later that day I took a ladder to the roof and there were no foot prints up there. It still gives me chills thinking about it too this day.

>>740537441
Yellow = irritated
Red = Sad
Purple = Angry
Pink = Gay/Woman
Orange = sick

There is much more, but its out of your range of understanding, so I might as well just not tell you.

>>740528721
Tell us more?

>>740517371
Got hallucinations here and then. No drugs or mental conditions other than depression.

Childhood: Had a long term "hate lady" appearing in front of my bed when I switched off the light. "Hate lady" because she never said or did a thing, just looking incredibly pissed at me. Had a daylight hallucination of a grim reaper in a corn field once.

Adolescence: Hallucinations of my dead cats when really tired.

Lately, my field of view narrows and widens in addition to aural hallucinations.

I'm not scared because I know that they are imaginary but it's pretty annoying, especially the screams at night.

>>740521637
Dude, shut the fuck up. The only faggots who talk about basic are either the ones who just graduated or ones who never completed it.

>>740527100
Dude, score! Did you get to touch one? How big were they? Did she have nice nipples? Tell us everything, you lucky devil!

>>740537620
dude i literally just had the same shit happen to me like 3 months ago. It must have been around 3am, maybe 4. I start hearing loud thumping walking on my roof. I live in a condo thats 3 stories high in a private road community with no possible accessible way to get on the roof.

It sounded like someone was deliberately stomping on the roof trying to make noise. it was not an animal. I never heard anything like that before and I haven't heard it since.

The stomping lasted for about a minute, maybe longer. But it just stopped all the sudden

>>740532481
Greentext that please

>>740537620
My man, that was Santa Clause. I guess he was early

>>740519856
thats called the sun fuckface

>>740537981
>Grandpa comes home one day
>It all seems like a normal day
>But then the fire nation attacked!
>They shot the fires at gramps
>He died like a faggot

>>740536801
>kinda like the cheesy ones you see in movies/cartoons

This is the type of stuff that breaks skeptics like me. It almost seems like a joke, totally unreal, but you saw it and you experienced it and there's simply no way to express that without seeming crazy or lying like all those ghost story writers.

One time I had a dream about a flat tire on my bike and I woke up and my moms car had a flat tire. I've never had a dream about a flat tire before or since. I'm sure we've had like one or two flats after that, usually from a screw, but never have we woke up and found one of our cars like that ever again. It's like what the fuck. Who can I talk to about this? There's no "some spooky shit just happened" hotline. You kind of have to accept that it's very odd and keep living.

>>740537913
Yep I live in a two story house so there is no way someones getting up there, you saying it happened to you is giving me goose bumps, I can confirm on my part that it was definitely not an animal, I can distinctly remember the sound of the boot crushing the snow under its foot.

>>740538173
IT WAS SANTA YOU DUMB CUNT

>>740538173
i live in missouri what about you? since this seems to happen to more than one person ill have to do some googling, and see if other people have experienced thee same shit

>first or second grade grade
>invited to some kid's birthday
>at indoor playground hall
Fast forward
>climb the (then) giant pudding shaped trampoline
>mind my business
>somebody on the other side of the trampoline violintly jumps into it
>get ejected into air in a matter of seconds
>see a good majority of the hall from above
>a few metres from the ceiling I guess
The hall was about 20-25m high judging from what I can remember
>2 seconds at peak height maybe, feels eternal
>start falling down
>life flashes before my eyes
>land on edge of pdding shaped trampoline
>lay there for a good few seconds
>mind and body check
>limbs still attached, good
>birthday kid's mom saw, rushes over
>don't remember what she was saying
>slide off the edge
>surprised I can still walk
>sit down at the reserved table

I still am wondering how I survived that, how I didn't break any bones

Had I landed just 2 metres off, chances are you'd see me as a rekt.png with traumatized children all around my crippled body

>>740538246 damn thats actually a weird correlation.

>>740521417
No way its legit

>>740538387 quite far away, Im in oregon.

>>740538449
Did you get any good presents?

>>740536236
Kino as fuck