a passing waifu thread
Still here and stuff
https://youtu.be/xiorncOFpcg
>>740511300
Passable
Passing through.
>>740511300
>dogging on beer
>giving a shit about tolerance
Underage b&
Boop
Apollo 19
>>740511523
Tell me more cute
>>740511639
Boop
>>740511633
Beer is disgusting. I prefer hard alcohol and cocktails because I'm not poor
>>740511639
Boopslut
>>740511604
>>740511667
What you wanna know?
>>740511523
don't you need to run away from vipers?
>>740511633
Excuse me?
https://youtu.be/TS9gP-exn6Y
>>740511639
>>740511786
If you'll be my gf :/
>>740511779
There are other 2 images from that pack.
>>740511802
Vipers? I HAVE NEVER RUN! Besides, it was a python! And my shields were down and hull at 20%!
>>740511915
But I'm not a girl, anon..
>>740512047
Oh nvm
Want to be friends though?
>>740512047
>running from a Python
>>740512047
and here I was, 30% hull with only 4 mins of oxygen left
>>740511430
Wow, I usually like what you post but this is complete trash.
>>740511802
Traps are gay
>>740512041
>>740512402
gay is nice
>>740512402
They are. And liking them makes you gay
>>740512206
Sure! I can be your friend!
>>740512242
It was a wing of 3..and I'm not good... and I was out of shield cell banks.. ;-;
>>740512356
You were fighting an adder though..
>>740512533
Why do you like them then
>>740512408
... maybe 4? Mmmh... anyway, saved.
>>740512378
Just listen to it again but louder
Well. I think I'm in a better place now.
>>740512569
it was 2 vipers
>>740512586
take a wild guess
>>740512642
no I cound seven eggplants
>>740512569
Hey what are you doing up there?!
>>740512744
You're a girl?
>>740511877
Wow rood
>>740511776
Hu dis
>>740512880
Goku Black Cat
>>740512862
You wish
>>740512744
Still..just vipers.
>>740512790
Just hanging around.
>>740512750
Drunk Jill is absolutely adorable...
>>740512880
>>740513017
agreed
>>740512997
Managed to do better than you uwu
>>740513017
agreed
saya touch my butt ; - ;
Pappy with the Khaki sweatband
Bowed goat potbellied barnyard
That only he noticed, the old fart was smart
The old gold cloth Madonna
Dancin' to the fiddle 'n saw
He ran down behind the knoll
'N' slipped on his wooden fishhead
The mouth worked 'n' snapped
All the bees back to the bungalow
Momma was flatten 'n' lard
With her red enamel rollin' pin
When the fishhead broke the window
Rubber eye erect 'n' precisely detailed
Airholes from which breath should come
Is now closely fit with the chatter of the old fart inside
An assortment of observations took place
Momma licked her lips like a cat
Pecked the ground like a rooster
Pivoted like a duck
Her stockings down caught dust 'n' doughballs
She cracked her mouth glaze, caught one eyelash
Rubbed her hands on her gorgeous gingham
Her hands grasped sticky metal intricate latchwork
Open to the room, uh, smell cold mixed with bologna
Rubber bands crumpled wax paper bonnets
Fat goose legs 'n' special jellies
Ignited by the warmth of the room
The old fart smelled this through his important breather holes
Cleverly he dialed from within from the outside we observed
That the nose of the wooden mask
Where the holes had just been a moment ago
Was now smooth amazingly blended camouflaged in
With the very intricate rainbow trout replica
The old fart inside was now breathin' freely
From his perfume bottle atomizer air bulb invention
His excited eyes from within the dark interior glazed
Watered in appreciation of his thoughtful preparation
Uh man, it's so heavy
>>740513353
Yus
>>740513146
Hey! I kept that Python off of you and you know what would've happened if I hadn't!
>>740513177
But you have no waifu..
>>740513569
I'm not talking waifus ; - ;
>>740513569
You would've supercruised away!
>>740513703
And you would've died!
>>740513616
Oh..
>>740511613
Gorilla-chan ; - ;
>>740513857
Can you ; - ;
>>740513857
You should've died uwu
>>740513898
hello ; - ;
>>740514031
My head still hurts Gorilla-chan ; - ;
>>740513915
..but you're not Saya..
>>740513951
;-;
>>740514220
what if I cosplay her ; - ;
>>740513951
no
no one should die
>>740514220
:^)
>>740514448
He would've only lost his ship!
And then he would only pay for the insurance to get it back
I'm already feeling the alcohol
should I finish FMA or fairy tail first
>>740514575
FMA. Fairy tail is drawn out trash
>>740514637
but all the fan service makes it super fapable
>>740514388
I don't think that would work...
>>740514567
You're nice..
>>740514567
Bulli
>>740514916
ok sorry to bother you ; - ;
>>740514916
I know I'm nice uwu
>>740514978
No need to be sorry..
>>740515000
Dammit! No, you're a bulli! That
>You're nice..
was meant for >>740514448
>>740511776
Youre cute when youre defensive
>>740515260
The bulli is the one ramming my ship!
Is Edward the GOAT MC in anime?
>>740514113
poor duke get better ; - ;
>>740515302
Gay
>>740515410
When does it stop hurting ; - ;
>>740515442
No u
Bt is ultimate waifu
>>740515798
Pray the gay away
stop being dead
hello
>>740516894
:(
>>740516879
B E S T
Sleep probably.. or a cold shower..
Possibly both...
>>740517159
get rest friend I lover you <3 <3 <3
>>740516791
Nothing interesting is happening right now though
>>740517159
Shower in hot and sleep in it
>>740517230
go to sleep jill
>>740517259
I suppose, but I have nothing better to do
>>740517184
this is rape
>>740517338
its tagged bullying
hi edward
>>740517417
>>740517298
who's jill this is love anon <3
>>740517230
Uhh, are you drunk, Anon?
>>740517259
Nah, that's not a good idea. It's too hot to have a warm shower..
>>740517572
hi love anon drink more water
>>740517612
yes hello <3 are you well Saya
>>740517612
I can't handle cold showers
>>740517338
Me neither
>>740517612
NAh water cancels it out
>>740517559
show me some alchemy, boy
>>740517922
That's not how temperature works, retard
>>740517680
I will don't worry <3 another liter to go
>>740517681
Hai love Anon. Been a while. You drunk.. Drink more.
Ehh, more or less ok. Tired.
>>740517703
Start with warm shower, turn it colder little by little until it's cool. Do this for few days, then you'll get used to it.
>>740517922
No. Hot shower on a hot day is disgusting.
>>740517922
They're go awful
>>740518031
what does that mean
>>740518140
nuu
>>740518069
ok good
sorry for mistaking you for jill but if you ever meet them, tell them they're a pretty cool dude
>>740518037
It can be a 100 degrees outside and if the waters hot it's fine because you are wet.
>>740518140
Suit yourself. Can't stand cold showers myself.
>>740513073
Still rood
>>740512917
Still not ringing a bell. New poster?
>>740518288
What
>>740518288
its because astolfo looks like Edward from FMA
>>740518140
water yes will drink <3 get your rest
>>740518326
Jill's almost as bad a person as love anon
>>740518389
>pink
>>740518381
>>740518288
But cold showers are awesome. Makes you feel a lot better when you get out.
>>740518495
I didn't mean water..
Decided for shower.
>>740518445
wha
I don't klnow what's going on now
>>740518477
pls
>>740518495
I like both
>>740518633
only because you got out
>>740518687
nah, as love-anon, I can verify, they're both awful people. avoid at all costs.
>>740519045
request denied
>>740518687
M-maybe, but it feels better than warm shower..
>>740519045
I have a tendency to associate myself with people I shouldn't. You can't stop me
>>740518633
No it doesnt. It makes me want to get out of it
>>740518634
Never mind I guess
I think...I need relationship advice
>>740519368
Oh boy we are the perfect place for that. Look at all the healthy natural relationships people here have.
>>740519230
Wrong. Try it.
>>740519368
You don't like your waifu anymore?
>>740519220
Warm showers feels amazing while you're in. And I like the cold air you feel once you get out
>>740519230
I think I mixed you with anbother anon I talked to, sorry
>>740519368
this isn't the place for that, but sure
What's up?
>>740519428
>>740519451
No, I think I'm reading too much into an online relationship.
>>740519534
But if it's warm outside, then warm shower does nothing like that!
>>740519551
You probably are.
>>740519451
Ive been taking showers for most of my life
>>740519534
Its ok
>>740519551
You could just ask then
>>740519551
who is it
>>740519670
...how do you ask "Do you really love me, or do you just love RPing with me" when you've been RPing with them for three years.
fags get out
>>740519368
what's up, hon?
>>740519661
It does! just get in hotter showers
>>740519670
idk what to say now
Hello
>>740519829
hello it's me: Faggot
>>740519778
Probably just how you asked if you actually want to know
>>740519931
Me neither. Bye.
I've realized that we've known each other for four years, and it's all been pretty much the same thing. I'm...she's...well, he's my...our relationship is kind of like pet and owner, in a platonic sense?
I love him, is what I'm saying. But I don't think he feels the same way about me. Largely because all of our interactions he's usually playing a female character.
>>740519829
Aww, darn.
>Motoko kusanagi is a dude in a woman's body
>>740520082
cut the RP and see what happens from there
RP hardly does any good if you're looking for a real relationship
>>740520082
Probably just rp for fun.
>>740519670
When was the last time you took a cold one?
>>740519931
No! Cold or even cool one will keep you cooler for longer time.
>>740520082
That sounds ehh... ehhh..
Just get drunk, tell him to stop rp for a sec and ask if it bothers you.
>>740520646
At the hot springs to clean myself
Aaaand ran out of alcohol. Fuck me
>>740520646
might have more benefits but doesn't feel as good!
>>740520082
Just tell him you want him to be more genuine, he might just be trying to please you.
>>740520948
that too uwu
>>740520876
I want to drink too...
>Is offering to pay for artwork for our anniversary
>Tell him it's just kind of weird to have him paying for artwork for us
>He says he's happy to do it
>"Well, if it makes you happy"
>"Making you happy makes me happy."
RED ALERT
What should I do? What does it mean?
>>740521384
You could just ask....
>>740521330
it's a good money waster, but at least it gets me momentarily happy
Why can't you drink?
>>740521384
Tell him to be genuine uwu
>>740520867
That must've been great.
>>740520876
Should've shared some of that.. now I want some too..
It does!
>>740521384
If you like the idea, tell you'll split the bill or get something else. If not, tell him to do what he wants, it's his money.
>>740521656
If you can't share your CR, then why should I share my alcohol uwu
>>740521565
Are you mocking me
>>740521758
Probably would if I could, but hey, the bounties are shared.
>>740521788
Excuse me?
Did you get the wrong reply or what
If it's my previous reply, then it's how I acted with online relationships in the past. Sorry
>>740521990
Just buy me a lot of stuff for me to sell uwu
lurkers get out
>>740521506
this desu
>>740522245
You were repeating what I said and I didn't know if you were mocking me or if you thought it was good advice, sorry, It's how I acted as well.
>>740522320
Kk
>>740521565
I want that too. Nothing to drink and work tomorrow
>>740521656
The hot springs are really nice
>>740522245
the small version of that pic looks like exposed boobers
>>740522500
botes > idols tbh
>>740522320
gays should get out too
>>740522471
It was a good advice. I wish I did that in the past, really. Instead I just did the same in hope that got him happy. I do regret it now
>>740522544
Work on a Sunday? Or just different timezone.
I drink on weekends to avoid work if they ever decide they need people on a weekend
>>740522747
But I'll miss you and mako :(
>>740522847
stop the lies
Post her sister bote uwu
He likes being around me. He wants what's best for me.
...sh-should I go in for the kill...?
>>740522973
Amatsu? no Amatsun makes me sad :(
>>740523042
do it
>>740522747
Yeah I dont care for days I work.
>>740523042
I mean you already erp
i'm sorry i disappeared
>>740522245
It'll probably be marked as stolen cargo and it'll decay before you can catch it all.. and it's annoying..
>>740522544
I bet. I want to go to a hotspring too..
>>740523042
Do it.
>>740523042
from my experience, that was a recipe for disaster
>>740523130
why does it makes you sad :(
>>740523179
Ah well. Do you have a regular schedule at least?
>>740523331
It didn't do that when I did the same thing with Aricu
>>740523327
it's ok
>>740523336
because discount megumeme :(
>>740523597
don't remind me :(
>>740523409
Sure. OK! Next time we find a station that sells slaves. I'll send them to you right through the airlock.
>>740523331
Its nice to swim in the snow
>>740523336
Not at all no. I just get 2 days off a week