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>>740509593
Please do fellow NZbro

>>740509628
>>be 19, most friends are a year younger.
>>get invited to a highschool party.
>>meant to be 4-5 guys and a 2 girls showing up.
>>only 4 guys including myself show up.
>>drinking whiskey (legally. Its nz), watching YouTube videos.
>>one guy who Id only met once is gay
>>best friend tells me this guy is into me
>>essentially predate this dude, he ends up sitting on my lap, we make out a few times, I'm stroking his thighs.
>>we get super wasted. Like, two bottles of hard spirits, two bottles of wine, and a 6 pack of cider between four people wasted.
>>gets to about 10 oclock at night.
>> we're all wasted, but I held back. Mainly to prevent whiskey dick.
>>we decide to head to MacDonald's, about a 30 minute talk away.
>>if I'm the least wasted, gaybro is the most wasted.
>>He tried to match my pace, which doesn't work seeing as I'm 95kg and 6'2", and he's like 5'7" and skinny.
>>I pretty much hold him up the whole way there and back. Otherwise he'd have ended up in a ditch.
>>we get back, he's appreciative and smitten.
>>after a while we start going to bed.
>>best friend with str8boi on bed, me and gaybro on the couch.
>>we end up spooning

Continue

>>740509891
Cool. Will do.

>>740509902
I forgot to add. Lemme rewind to about 20min before we go to bed.

>>we're sitting around doing the same old shit. Me and gaybro have been making out and groping each other for a solid hour.
>>best friend decides to do me a solid, and himself a favour by suggesting we all get naked (he's already told me he likes my dick)
>>happily, everyone including strateboi agrees.
I'll continue later. Call me Grawlix.

>>740510398
Gotta charge phone. Have a smoke.

>>740509902
Stories like these sometimes make me wish I was more comfortable with myself when I was younger...

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>>740512260
I wish I had friends to do that with.

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>>740512897

Same. Growing up in the south didn't help my chances.

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>>740513062
Born and raised in Atlanta and all around it. I feel your pain.

>>740512897
I'm now too old and fat for drunken makeout sessions.

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>>740513518
You're probably not too bad. I'm a slutty little faggot when high, and although I don't drink yet, it'll probably be similar.

>>740513714
I'm a 40 year-old man in a 30 year-old body.

Plus, hunnibuns doesn't like doing that kind of stuff.

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>>740513894
I'm a 70yo man in a 20yo body. Hate the fucking world and just waiting to die.

>>740514017
they don't like spooning?

>>740514164
He's fine with that part. We usually end up draping over each other in the bed when we cuddle.

>>740514327
what part are they not fine with, the drinking?
also that's cute

>>740514404
He only likes quick pecks for kisses. He has a thing about stuff near his face or mouth.

Drinking usually ends with me getting sleepy.

>>740514590
ahh, i see. i understand that.

that's how it seems to end for a lot of people i think, unless you're getting sleepy really early

>>740514960
Like before buzzed usually.

>>740515068
oh dear, that's not fun

Just a reminder that you're cancer and everyone that isn't you hates you.

Have a nice day, and maybe just kill yourselves you degenerate pieces of autistic shit.

>>740510398
Right back to business.
>>everyone gets naked, we have standard look at each others junk, compare them, teen bullshit.
>>after a while we go to bed.
>>me and gaybro on couch spooning.
>>I start kissing and biting his neck, hotdogging him, and lazily jerking his cock.

>>740515150
I'm not a drinker. Also costs too much for me to drink.

>>740515430
yeah fair enough, it's expensive here

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I sometimes wonder why I haven't just killed myself yet. I know I'll be alone forever.

>>740515775
You and Nibi should hook up.

>>740515207
Who hurt you?

>>740515851
Nibi hates me. Not like that's possible.

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>>740515920
I hurt myself.

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I don't like slobber
And he has diabetes
So drinking isn't good for him

>>740515920
>le killing them with kindness schtick

die

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>>740516011
Slobber is good though

>>740515687
Last time we went out drinking, I think I went through 2 Tokyo teas, half a cinnamon whiskey cocktail, a beer, and half another cocktail to get to tipsy.

>>740515933
Nibi hates everyone.

>>740515361
Posting from a phone with a fucked screen so bare with me.
>>take my hand and slide down his thigh to his Gooch.
>>begin rubbing slowly
>> he tenses up and starts mumbling "oooooh fuuuuuuck yes"
Target acquired.Jpeg
>>at this point we're all still chatting away in the dimmed lights (best friend wired a variostat into some fairy lights in his den)
>>including me and gaybro
>>every time he starts to answer a question I rub his prostate even more vigorously.
>>every time I do, he clutches the armrest of the couch and moans.
>>you can imagine how much fun I'm having, humping away, teasing a cute little otter.
>>at this point our combined sweat is lubing up his ass pretty nicely
Feelsgoodman
>>I start going hard, making the couch squeek, all while applying vigorous massage to his prostate.
>>I'm still maintaining conversation with the other guys.
>>everybody knows what's going on.
>>nobody cares.
>>best friend is probably getting a kick out of it.

To be continued.

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>>740515775
I hope you don't do that. If I ever got the money to go to America you would be one of the things I would most look forward to seeing.

>>740516318
There's your answer.

>>740516385
You're not missing anything.

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>>740516138
I don't like tongue kisses/french kissing

I blame autism

>>740516011
I'm trying to remember what we had when we went bar hopping with Tammy.

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>>740516483
A lot
Her barfin day was yesterday

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>>740516450
You're someone I care about. If I could make you happy that would be enough for me.

>>740516352
phone died but grawlix is back and on his laptop.

>>both me and gaybro have talked before and we've discussed our both having real difficulty actually getting off.
>>so i know i can just do shit until ive had my fun and thats that.
>>after a while of humping, rubbing, and talking with mates, i let up and me and gaybro slowly go to sleep.

>>worst sleep ever. couch is cramped, and gaybro would be falling off if i didnt have my arm round him.
>>my arm is in hell, either sore or numb.

>>at about 3am, i wake up.
>>slowly hump gaybro's ass once or twice.
>>tense my cock against his gooch
>>he starts to back up.
awwww yisssss

>>740516883
I don't even know what makes me happy. Hopefully the bass I just spent all my money on does. But I'll probably get bored of it in a couple weeks and get depressed again.

>>740516011
slobber can be gross, i get that, but sometimes making out is hot
also didn't know about the diabetic part

>>740516263
sounds like it wasn't that bad in the taste department though

as long as you don't mind the taste of alcohol i guess

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>>740516461
Too bad its nice.

>>740517038
I would hope having someone to love makes you happy.
I've gotta go.

>>740517330
The question is, will I ever find someone who loves me back?
See ya.

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>>740517220
And now you know
And knowing is half the battle
G I JOE!!!

>>740516116
Why would I be angry?

>>740517448
End your life. You are a waste of oxygen

>>740517422
i saw one of my friends watching american dad a few minutes after i woke up an hour ago and the episode went to a part that said "the less you know" with the star
kinda made me giggle remembering it, after reading your post

>>740517623
I think you need professional help. Seek anger management therapy.

>>740516960

>start up again, hotdogging him, rubbing his prostate, kissing his neck.
>hes a bit squeemish when it comes to a bit of mess with anal. fair enough really.
>no chance to clean butthole= no putting my dick in it
>so im humping between his asscheeks like its NZfurco without a condom.
>couch is a rocking
>theres noone to come a knocking
>i move from rubbing his gooch to jerking his cock.
>flip him round to face me, and start frotting, making out.
>after a while we turn both our cocks towards the roof and just start jerking it.
>neither of us cum, because life isnt perfect and SSRIs are a bitch.
>go back to sleep
>wake up in the morning feeling like P diddy

Oxygen is pretty crappy. If it was so good, why does it come from plants' butts?

Checkmate, agnostics.

>>740517783
Suck a tail pipe trash

>>740518026
I want to do oxycodone. Or heroin preferably.

>>740518147
just do opium and feel like an 18th century sailor

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>>740518147
Have you done either before? Meow

>>740518298
Nah, I fuckin die or get as high as possible. Preferably both. Heroin is the best way.

>>740518364
Nope. Only thing I've had is hydrocodone. Was decent.

>>740518364
You have.

>>740518433
*I want to

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>>740518298
Opium is incredibly hard to come by these days, you'd have a better chance of getting similar effects with dried poppy pod tea, or poppy seed tea - both last about 12-16 hours. Quite fun.

>>740518442
Yes I have. Who told you? =(

>>740518433
Hydro is really shit, my current back pain meds are hydro and its doing jack shit for my back.

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drugs are neat

>>740518617
i make my own by performing an acid base inversion on a crapload of poppy plant matter of all kinds.
pod, milk, stems. its all good when youre doing bush chemistry

>>740518617
Meh, I only had it when I had a really bad toothache which worked a bit, and took the last 3 at once. Weak compared to some of the weed I've smoked.

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>>740518757
Oh nice, is that pretty difficult? Do you grow your own pods if youre extracting milk?

>>740518792
Right yeah, probably need 25-30mg hydro for first time to get a real good feeling. Or just 15mg oxy snorted, or plugged (plugging is quite gay but nice for oxy and morphine sulphate xr - after cleaning the coating off ofc).

>>740517889
CORRECTION. he was 5'11" not 5'7"
hes in this thread

>>740519104
I just wanna slam a fuckin needle in my vein and die really.

>>740519104
i generally do extractions on other people's alkaloidal plant matter as a service in exchange for a 25% cut.
its pretty easy if you know the chemistry behind it.

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>>740519151
Good stories ty

>>740519195
Why overdose intentionally? Overdosing on opiates/opiods is essentially like drowning, not a fun death. Plus could just become a drug addict, which is funner than suicide.

>>740519292
Damn, that's really cool - do they grow their own pods or jusr buy bulk dried pods online? I can't seem to find pods online anymore, just unwashed seeds. Also, how often do you do this? Enough to keep your needs statisfied or do you find yourself taking breaks?

>>740519532
Because getting high is the only thing I care about other than death. If I can do both at the same time then that would be great. And if I didn't die then I would get kicked out and disowned by my dad because that's what he said he'd do if he found out I ever touched a needle, so that would just make me want to kill myself more. I really, really, want to die.

why boner?

>>740519532
i have connections to a local gang, so i dont ask questions. they bring in poppies or coca leaves or peyote cactus, or shrooms and i purify the alkaloids, get a 25% cut, and sell off most of it.
i only do green, and a little bit of yayo on the side mostly.
though if im gunna take a dick, i need some opium. makes it a really fun experience.

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>>740519794
Why not just do morphine plugged, or oxy snorted/sublingual/plugged? Or smoke/snort h? Doesn't have to be a needle right off the bat. Plugging is generally the highest in bioavailability aside from intramusclular and intraveinous.

>>740520040
Because I want to get the strongest high I can before I die.

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>>740519861
Oooh okay, sounds like a sweet set up. Heh, opium butt sex definitely sounds like a good time, I should keep that in mind, ty.

>>740520243
if youre ever in nz, just ask some auckland or whangarei druggies to hook you up with sawtooth.
we can have some real fun time. ;)

>>740520243
And that's why I'll only do heroin once. Because I'll never get to enjoy opiates with someone else.

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>>740520390
Hehe i'll keep that in mind, not sure when i'd ever be in NZ though, but if I am I will ;P

>>740520397
Eh, you can find plenty of people to do opiates with, there are opiate area/hookup forums and even reddit boards. Where are you btw?

>>740520726
I don't want to fuck some random dude. I want to do it with someone I love and who loves me back. I want to live life to the fullest with someone else and make them as happy as possible. But that will never happen.

>>740520726
And I'm from GA.

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>>740520840
Ah right, understandable. It's a good view to have, hardest part is staying positive when youre met with continual negativity/rejection - just something that makes the finding of someone even more special/worthwhile. Are there any cons/events near GA? Always good to make friends, and one could eventually turn into a relationship, or through them, meet other people, etc.

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Haven't seen Tigger here in months
Haven't been on enough myself to chat with Fool :/

>>740521598
There are some big ones in Atlanta, most notably DragonCon, and also Furry Weekend Atlanta which is one of the biggest fur cons. But I avoid human interaction as much as possible, especially large groups, due to growing up in such shitty areas and not trusting anyone, and just being antisocial in general. Cons sound alright, but I just don't see much happening at one. Seems like a waste of time, like every fucking thing else.

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I keep watching magic tournaments and they make me want to play. But I'm also shit at making decks so that makes me sad when I keep losing.

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I would go to Dragoncon potentially. It would be based solely on who was going to be at the [as] panel.

>>740522411
That's great, but can you get me heroin?

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>>740522465
Not in Atlanta but probably here or in California.

cons look neat but also scary

>>740522208
rip
are you in contact with badj outside of here? i'm sure he's got some tips he can give you

>>740522661
Too far. Unless you can find a way to ship it here.

>>740522673
I went to DragonCon with my only friend last year, and his friend who was a ponyfag girl dressed in a Twilight Sparkle fursuit. It was alright, but not much to do. It seems pointless to go if you're not with a group of people to hang out with.

>>740522910
eh, then yeah no point in going for me

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>>740522910
Never ship drugs like that through the mail.

i get weed in the mail from BC
shit's cash

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>>740522970
Hooray for loneliness.

>>740523058
I've considered buying acid off Tor since I can't seem to find shrooms.

>>740523058
What the hell am i looking at

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>>740522673
well I mean, I guess I'm not awful at making decks but I also like combos and they don't always work out, ya know? I also do learn some cards that surprisingly work and some that don't. Like right now in magic duels I'm trying to make a W/G +1/+1 counter deck but I'm thinking of splashing black.

>>740523282
diarrhea

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>>740523282
Material on a support.

>>740523251
Just go out to a cow pasture and get them off the patties. Pinch them, if they bruise blue they're fine.

>>740523359
yeah, i know what you mean. unfortunately it's a lot of RNG in if you get the combos in your hand at the right times
i'm not sure how that would turn out since my knowledge of cards in mtg is very limited

sup fags

>>740523496
Closest cows I know of are about a mile and a half away, and I'm too depressed to leave the house unless it's to get weed from my parents. My fatass couldn't go that far anyway.

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>>740523651
Hi hows your night going

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>>740523626
well the card I am thinking of splashing is makes it give additional +1/+1 counters whenever you place one.

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>>740521986
Oh nice list of cons, that's pretty sweet.
Understandable about being uneasy/uncomfortable about cons, seems like it could be stress inducing but can be quite fun, especially if you know some people beforehand, or try and make small talk. Could be worth it - since youre already contemplating suicide or heroin, whats there to lose being social at a furry con?
Either way, hope it works out for you.

>>740523651
making spaghetti at 3AM
you?

>>740523731
oh, alright. that sounds like it could potentially work well

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>>740523701
tired as fuck, went dirt biking on the beach.
with dirt tires, not sand tires. it was difficult

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>>740523885
Sounds like a good workout at least

>>740523819
Well I didn't socialize at DragonCon. It just seems like such a chore to even go to a much smaller furry con. I don't have anyone to go with, so it would just be fucking depressing.

>>740523950
it was a lot better once got closer to the waves at 40 mph! lol

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>>740523691
Order the spores online and grow them yourself in the bathroom.

>>740524058
I don't think my Mormon grandmother would be too happy about that. She doesn't even like that I'm a pothead.

>>740524013
Is the weather nice there?

>>740524169
yeah it was

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>>740524114
Don't tell her.

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>>740524213
Its so hot here, heat index is 100 most days :C

>>740524219
She cleans the bathroom because the rest of us are lazy sacks of shit. I suppose I could do it in the basement if I was sneaky enough, like I want to do with DMT extraction. That's really what I want, I want hard shit.

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>>740524306
it was warm, but better out by the coast.
>that 108 on wednesday tho

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>>740524321
You need darkness and humidity. So anywhere you can get that is fine.

>>740524440
My basement is a good choice then.

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>>740524396

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>>740524526
>hot and rainy

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>>740523863
I'm trying an entirely different deck build first though, seeing which I prefer.

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>>740524587
its everyday i just wanna be somewhere i can spend all day under a blanket

>>740523950
fuck i wish a guy would fuck me like this...

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>>740524701
the less control i have the hotter it is,I like it both ways too power or the loss of is so amazing

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>>740523058
Hey!

Watched the a Steven Spielberg movie.
Artificial Intelligence
Feelz train
And funny seeing the Twin Towers in NY used to measure the flood level

What's happening ?

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>>740524592
good luck, if i knew more about mtg i'd ask what it is, but i'm afraid i won't really know what you mean

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>>740525056
it's basically the same deck I was talking about before but it's different colors with different cards in it.

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>>740525202
oh, i see
i assume that means there's different effects on what you're using, along with the +1/+1 counters?

>>740524954
agreed!~ id love the idea of letting a real man control me....

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>>740525350
yea exactly. I always loved decks that use +1/+1 counters. Something about it is just so fun.

>>740524691
under a blanket when its hot?
do you just have good ac or what

>>740525467
making your creatures really strong could be it

>>740525514
you didnt understand, i want to be under a blanket, right now im half naked in bed trying not to die

I accidently fucked a guy while on molly. I've never fucked a guy before nor am I planning to do it again, it was the drugs that made me do it. Am I gay?

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>>740525638
probably, it also just has a nice feel when you really combo it down.

>>740525661
I see.
I have had to have my window open and fan off lately cause I got a sinus infection and cold or air movement was intense pain.
sat in sweat, also oregon too gets quite louisiana sometimes, it never goes below like 60, some summers it'll go 90

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>>740525444
cant wait till i can get a bf to try something like this with, especially if he left me for seconds

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>>740525815
Id definitely trade with you

>>740525840
i'd love to have a bf that guides my head to his cock...

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>>740526238
Sounds like a shame were not friends

I'm sore.

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>>740525786
yeah, i can see that
i assume it can feel like pulling off a combo in HS

>>740526293
i know right!~

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>>740526630
did you get your butt pounded?

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>>740526832
yea probably, in fact right now I'm winning against a player I probably shouldn't be because of my combos.

>>740526928
No, I got off work and walked home.

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>>740526941
nah dude, if you're winning it's an easy game

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>>740526861

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>>740527363
well I guess so. I ended up finishing the person with a 10/10 without really having many creatures so it worked out.

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tyler the creator's new album is pretty lit

>>740527488
nice, feels good man

>>740527426
so hot!~ ffuuck i want someone to go balls deep in me...

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>>740527871
it really does, probably the best feeling in magic I have ever had is getting an infinite +1/+1 counter combo in a tournament.

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>>740528017

>>740528089
mmm nice im open to scalies too. i want to have his load on my chest...

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>>740528260

>>740528022
that sounds pretty great, just gg at that point if they have no removal haha

>>740528317
i wish i could pull off an outfit like that...

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>>740528422
im sure the outfit wouldn't matter

I know no one gives a fuck, but saying good night makes me feel better. Night, you glorious faggots. I love you all.

>>740528260
I want a load in my chest, preferably 12 gauge.

>>740528531
haha you're right dicks are the only thing that matters

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>>740528850
part of the issues is most people run removal. Hell even in the green/white deck I still had a bunch of cards to take out big issue cards.

>>740529675
if it's widely available, everyone is gonna use it since it's an answer to a good few problems

>>740531079
so nice i want my ass to become that red...

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>>740532451
That's a nice way to wake up.

should blacks have human rights?

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>>740532719
Should monkeys?

>>740532813
Thats what Im asking

never alive when I find these threads

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>>740533621
Hardblush sucks

>>740533775
seconded

>>740534240
its so hard to resist dog cocks after seeing a pic like this...

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bump

>>740534754
a bump for you too

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>>740533563
it's the unfortunate part of timezones and posting here i guess

>>740534827
quite a shame really

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What are your favorite artists?
>>740534736
Here, have some more

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>>740534811
ill give u a bump

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>>740534827
Redrusker is so inconsistent it bugs me

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>>740534882
assuming you mean gfur artists, I quite like spazzyhusky, though I don't really no many artists

>>740534896
I'll take your bump

>>740534882
thank you~

>>740534864
indeed

>>740535008
i just think that the pic is cute

zary is wc3 on tonight

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>>740534882
haychel & glittertrapboy

>>740535037
oh gosh, questionable

there's no gera cup this weekend i think, so unless there's some tourney i don't know about then no

>>740535096
don't see you around much, how goes life

>>740535205
what's questionable?

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More cocks

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>>740535096
I have more cute

>>740535260
probably since it's a lot earlier for me to be up than normal
it goes, nothing really different from before
you?

>>740535413
cute is good but unfortunately subjective

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>>740535260
taking bumps, thats pretty questionable

do you think grimmmz is a massive fuckboy

no idea, never watched him

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>>740535578
Everyone in the fandom is.

>>740535654
fandom being pubg streamers?

>>740535489
the same really, uni

>>740535571
but I thought you wanted to provide a bump

if you say that about The Doc he'll roundhouse kick you in the chest through a glass window

>>740535690
at least it's going though, right?

>>740535755
it's going too slow

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>>740535839
i feel that

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>>740535690
ye. ill put my bump against your bump

>>740535654
i need to be mounted like this....

doc is cool

lirik is a shitskin faggot
summit is a scummy midget
joshog scams children
grimmmz is eurotrash kripp

the only ones i watch are the doc and viss, among smaller streamers that mainly play other games but pubg on the side

idk who viss is

I watch clintstevens and pretty much nothing else
maybe some tyler

he's a guy that plays pubg that tsm picked up as a streamer or something
he's good at the game, but i haven't listened to his commentary, i only watch him in the background while doing other things

>tsm
disgust
i dont get the appeal to watch pubg

yeah i know, tsm is nasty but he's a good player so i put up with it

i just watch pubg streamers that aren't the doc when i don't have anyone else to watch
else it's just the dudes that stream pubg on the side if they're playing it at that moment

watch clintstevens, he is autistic so we can both relate

>>740535944
that's what I wanted

yeah but what games does he play
it says he's playing subnautica and idk what that is but it looks lame

>underwater minecraft
>speedruns
resident
fucking
sleeper

he speedruns sm64
seaman is just his wind down

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the only tsm that matters is leffen

>>740536467
ok lets touch bumps

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that doesn't sound entertaining at all

>>740536632
>smash bros
meh

neither does pubg yet you play it

pubg is fun to play, watching depends on more things

Its just doing the same thing over and over
like sm64

oh shit bck2wc3 is online

>>740536685
this is my deepest fantasy... to belong to a wolf like this...

parts of the game are different enough every match so it's not that exactly, plus it's new and exciting
sm64 never really was that exciting, it's a pretty boring game after the first time you play it

oh i guess there is GCS and gera cup today

I got up
I regret it

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nigga nigga nii

like out of bed?

>>740538401
>>740538401