new fluffy thread! the last one reached bump-image limit. -HellBell

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i love carpdime

>>740505033
What the fuck man

>>740505734
now u're not so fast

>>740505033
dude not cool, get that shit out of here, haven't you heard of common decency?

>>740506068
I don't get it. Is it pregnant or just super fat?

>>740506175
I think it's just a fatty.

>>740506175
Its not fat.

Its fluffy

>>740506175
1.- pregnant
2.- obese
3.- maybe (short legs)
3 options

Does a fluffy's fur regrow?

>>740506345
I'd assume in most cases. I mean acid and fire may interfere.

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Twistee is deleting her account on fluffybooru! if you wanna save her shit you better do it now!

>>740506345
Yes, there is a comic where it shows one getting a patch shaved, then branded so the fur changes to white in a lightning bolt pattern, and the surrounding fluff returns as normal. i do not have it saved.

>>740506310
"Nu am fatty! Am soon mummah! Huuhuuhuuu
....."

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>>740506568

>>740506512
Yeeeah.....no thanks.

>>740506512
for what reason?

>>740505734
now u're not so fast

>>740506632
dunno, she quit drawing a few months ago and i guess she is just done

>fluffy stumbles into thread
>Is a unicorn colt with baby blue fur and white mane
>Looks confused
>What do?

>>740506910
>posts unicorn abuse and foal drowning
>tell alicorns and brown babies are better are better

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>>740506910

>>740506910
Take it home and be a loving owner

>>740507169
>Colt denies your claim
>Demands "Enfies" as "speschul wumps huwt"

>>740506910
Get him drunk. That'd be good for a few laughs.

>>740507195
>Waves hello in return

>>740507200
>Is kinda bratty and humps everything for about a week

>>740507288
>tell him to rub one out on the grass if he needs to that bad

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>>740506910
Let it go you sick fuck

>>740503978
A tsundere fluffy?
I didn't think they were capable of complex emotions to that point.

>>740507318
>Tries to fuck a local cat, gets bitch slapped for its effort.

>>740506512
Why would her art get deleted? That doesn't make sense. Images don't just disappear from thr internet

>>740507460
>laugh
>give him an old slipper to use

>>740507288
>tell him to enf his babbeh
>kick speschul wumps
>shove a cork up his ass
>nuh-uh, no sorry poopies this time

>>740507410
>Stomps hoof, demanding "pwetty fiwwy" again

>>740507460
Someone needs to draw that shit, because that's hilarious.

>>740507536
>Tries to enf slipper
>Cries because whiskey dick

>>740506597
i'm with this anon here. no thanks

>>740507564
>Screeches in pain
>Rubs ass on ground to try and remove "poopeh pwace huwties"
>Only serves to shove the cork in further
>More crying

>>740507483
she requested the mods delete her account, thats all i know

>>740507653
>laugh harder
>get this shit on video

>>740507844
>Flomps over, flailing
>"Twun wong way! Tummeh hwur-blegh"
>Vomits
>Begins choking on vomit

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>>740507765
>laugh at it
>steal foal
>tell baby his mom drove crazy
>powerkick.jpg
>send fluffy to a space program in mars
>fluffy explodes in more foals
>they die in the red planet's surface
>mfw

>>740508009
>Is ded
>Still did more travelling than you

>>740507978
>try to save him
>he's been a good lolcow so far

>>740508009
aftermath
>finally notice how quick the colt changed gender
>take care of foal
>pretty colors
>foal grows
>use it for breeding
>alicorn appears
>instantly ditch every other fluffy, including the adult fluffies
>raise it and teach how to behave
2 years later
>alicorn becomes a smarty killer
>proudofmyself.jpg

>>740508173
>Is set upright
>Gags on vomit
>Vomits moar
>Shits
>Eyes roll back
>"Woom spinny....fwuffy wan d-"
>Slumps over, passed out in its on puke and shit from shock

Uhhhhh new to 4chan. WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS THIS THREAD AND WHY DO I LIKE IT!?!?!?!

i thought this /trash/ was banned

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>>740508370
welcome dear newfag. here is image for reference

>>740508383
maybe a mod that spergd out

>>740508354
>can't win 'em all I guess
>bury him and pour a cold one over his grave
>upload the vids I took
>wait for the next dumb bastard to come along

>>740508439
I have so much to learn about this wonderful perverted website....

>>740508486
>Several hours later
>Crying and yelling from shallow grave
>"Fwuffy nu wan fowevah sweepies!"

>>740508512
>Sets cute lil guy upright

>>740508671
>nu-uh
>kicks lil guy
>kicks both guys in da balz

>>740508742
Me:
>"The fuck, man?!"
>Kicks you in the dick
Fluffy
>"My wumps!"

>>740508370
Don't worry, you're not a sadist for liking this stuff.
Personally I gravitate towards these fuckers when I'm depressive, because they're always having a worse time than I am and that somehow comforts me.

>>740508819
>you realize i have a superpower
>i can make my dick disapper
>bad thing is, i cant bring it back
>rip duck
>kick in the balls again
>run away screaming
>"HUEHUEHUE"
>neighbours hear this
>"gawd dammit, anon is high again"
>"ey anon shat da fak up u little dumb nigger shit"

>>740508979
Shit, it's too old; it can already talk. ABORT.

>>740508629
>check to see if it lives or its a ghost

>>740509003
Me
>Just lays there in pain
>"Fuck you, bro!"
Fluffy
>"My. Wumps!"

>>740509101
>spoopy

>>740509101
>Is a fluffy
>Fluffy's have no souls, ya silly motherfucker
>Fluffy gives you a grateful look
>"Sabe fwuffy!"

>>740509296
>oblige his request

>>740509167
>come back at speed of lite
>steal fluffy
>run again
>get home
>iwasrecordingit.webm
>upload to facebuk
>"hehe, im cool, everybody will friend me"
>kill fluffy
>take head
>go back to your kill position
>revive
>replace your head with a shitrat's
>take photo
>run bitch run

>>740509390
>Tries to hug your wrist with stumpy legs
>"Danku mistah! Gif bestest huggies!"
>"Nu....gif SPESCHUL HUGGIES"
>Wraps legs around wrist
>Pelvic thrusting ensues
>"Enf enf enf"

>>740509435
>Wut.jpg

Fin

>>740509584
>jesus christ this dude almost died and the first thing he thinks about is fucking
>pull him off
>ask him if he's a smarty or not

anyone have good fluffy stories on the booru?

>>740509799
>Humps air for a good five seconds
>"Am fwuffy!"
>Too dumb to know what a smarty is

>>740509955
>3rd anon appears of nowhere
>sticks anon in hoomin pooper
>sit in the cake
>eat the dick
>erect penis
>launch hot white juice
>fluffy is kill now
>rape anon
>sex is finish
>become lord of feminazis
Fin

>>740510027
Bro. Meds. Nao.

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Anthro Fluffy

>>740510140
How about no?

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>>740510140

>>740509955
>this could get interesting
>set up a little safe room for him
>toys, litterbox, and a tv set up for FluffTV
>observe behavior over the next few days

>cold times are coming


>be you
>find herd
>what do?

>>740505734
now u're not so fast

>>740510325
>Dances along to FluffTV
>Fucks every toy in the room
>Dick gets stuck in litterbox sand once
>Attempts to hump a mare's backside shown on FluffTV for a split second
>Devolves into teenage angst

>>740510409
>Cweate biggest fwuffpiwe ebah

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>>740510509

where is the anon who was writing that amazing greentext in the other thread?

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>>740510576

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>>740510620

>>740510576
>Attempts to fuck fluffpile

>>740510551
>"huu huuu... y kiww hewd? nao babbeh haf nu mummah ow daddah! huu hu"
>kick foal away
>remember you dont have house
>sleep in the fluff pile

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>>740510655

>>740510509
>now I start to wonder why this little dude is so sex obsessed
>grab a feral foal from its mother
>place in safe room\
>wait and see if the expected happens

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>>740510671
NO ANON

>>740510760
>Expected happens
>Appears cured of angst
>Goes back to watching FluffTV, inviting his new "speschul fwend" to watch with him

>>740510891
>name my fluffy "Jerry"
>take the foal away and give it a merciful death by woodchipper
>observe Jerry's behavior

>>740510140
I've seen most of the stuff fluffies get into, much of it fucked up.
But so far these are the only ones to actually creep me out.

>>740511146
>Doesn't notice special friend is missing
>Watches FluffTV for a week straight, only moving to eat and use the litterbox
>Has gained significant weight

>>740508671
>look at you straight in the eye
>put the fluffy upside down again infront of you

>>740510820
That shit looks like the snake of "Don't tread on me"

>>740511387
>Gives the stank eye
>Sets fluffy upright once more

>>740511445
"Nu steppy on poopeh"

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>>740509850
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/author%3Adeadweight/1

>>740511273
>get the fat little bastard to exercise at least an hour a day
>remind Jerry that his "special friend" left

>>740511448
>"oops i missed"
>set the fluffy standing, but upside down
>fluffy inhales dirt
>starts choking

>>740511565
>Fights exercise, tries to negotiate with a "Sketti Day"
>Enquires about special friend

>>740510140
but anon this defeats the whole purpose of fluffies, at this point they're just furries

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>>740510820
>>740511445
>>740511493

>>740511570
>Stank eye intensifies
>Feeds water from a bottle to help clear airway

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>>740511676
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>740511676
Topkek

>>740511650
Their forms might have changed, but their minds have not. They're still the shitrats that we know them to be

>>740511650
This guy gets it.

>>740511448
-astrofluff
>gives you a smug smile
>puts the fluffy upside down again

>>740511641
>he's gonna exercise whether he likes it or not
>but spaghetti once a week sounds fine as long as he doesn't go back to being a fat fuck
>tell him his "special friend" was eaten by a monster (which is sorta true)

>>740511791
So basically furries.

>>740511791
-astrofluff
but anon that would just be a retarded furry

>>740511853
>Stankiest of stank eyes
>Flips fluffy over
>Tapes hooves down

>>740508370
Welcome! we'll make a fine Flufffag outta you. (or whatever we're called)

>>740511889
>Agrees to the terms of the sketti contract
>Freaks the fuck out over a monster in the house
>Sprints to litterbox
>"Scaredy poopies!"
>Makes it halfway before shit jet propels him rest of the way
>Loses a whole pound of shit through fear

>>740511968
-astrofluff
>gives you the most smug smile ever in existence
Anon, with its hooves tapped it can't move so I don't even have to flip it anymore
>I win

>>740511676
https://derpibooru.org/1498124
Please anon make more edits of this

>>740512185
>Flips table
>Fluffy still on table
>Squashed fluffy
>Hulk rage
>Hulk smash

>>740512173
>give him a few whacks of the sorry stick
>explain to him I killed the monster
>start to wish I didn't pull a Fargo on that foal

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I just managed to pump out another drawing. my tablet hates me so I have to use my fingers.
any sketch requests?

Forever your obedient servant,
-R.fluff

>>740512310
>dies from hulk smash but with the smuggiest smile of victory

>>740511945
Maybe so

>>740512421
Good one Raptor :)
-HellBell

>>740512404
>Cries from sorry stick
>Offers best "enfie doll" as apology

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>>740512186
give me a clue
what kind of edits you faggots want?

>>740512421
A fluffy with warpaint and a red bandana on, with its cheeks puffed out.

>>740512481
thanks, dude.


also why the fuck is /b/ only active from 1-3 am where i'm at. it's fucking with my sleep cycle.

>>740512493
>ask him "what enfie doll?"

>>740512649
-astrofluff
well it's only 10:30 pm where i am so gg m8

>>740512649
idk
1:26 here m8
-HellB

>>740512694
>Points hoof to a rather crusty brown doll normally used like a teddy bear for hugs
>Significant hole worn in rear end of the doll
>"Dat Jewwy enfie daww"

>>740512806
I need to know more about the brown/grey fluffy's home life.

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>>740512576
???

>>740512828
same.
>>740512748
lucky, man.

>>740512872
>that explains why he hasn't fucked everything in sight recently
>take it from him with the promise of a new special friend
>clean up his damn mess
>observe for the next week

btw raptor
what is your contry?
-HellB

>>740513057
'Murica
*eagles screech in the distance*

>>740513035
>Returns to regular FluffTV viewing
>Exercises when told
>Starting to grow out of fat stage
>Becomes wider and taller, looking like a proper adult
>Asks every hour "How wong tiww skettis?"

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>>740512643
Fwuffy wambo

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>>740512939

>>740513342
fiwst booboo juice

>>740513227
>give him his spaghetti every Sunday
>pick out another feral foal and give it too him as a present
>observe for the next several weeks

>>740513358
Well. Anon delivers. And it's exactly what I suspected.

>>740513217
im from earthquake land, no, not haiti
Chile
*someone screams WEÓÓÓN in the distance*

>>740513450
>Sniffs foal
>Attempts to fuck
>Gives up when dick won't fit
>Plops foal in front of TV
>"Daddeh, speschul fwend am meanie! Too smaww foa Jewwy speschul pwace!"
>Stomps ground in frustration, clearly blueballed

>>740513342
Nice. Alright, how about a fluffy with a helmet that says "BORN TO KILL" on the side, along with a peace symbol?

Yeah, I've been binge watching Vietnam flicks recently.

>>740513473
heh

>>740513632
>bummer
>take the foal out back and give him a dignified death via M80 firecracker
>promise Jerry a better special firend
>kidnap a random feral mare
>pillow it and remove its teeth
>give it to Jerry

>>740513358
Growing up in a Christian cult, this hits a lil close to home.

>>740513342
how about some fluffy/portal crossover, I've never seen that before

>>740513969
Sorry to hear that anon.

>>740513910
>Squeals in excitement when his dick fits
>Fucks at least once a day, ignoring any resistance
>Pushes "speschul fwend" to TV to watch with him
>For some reason pushes her back to the same spot to fuck

>>740513969
At least you got out anon. Some people never did.

>>740514122
It wasn't strip and whip me bad, but being the only kid without a birthday party or a secret Santa sucked ass.

>>740513969
haevnt been in a church in decades

>>740512576
Communism

>>740514208
Jehovas witnesses?

>>740514241
It's been.....five years for me? I'm pretty young, so I didn't get much of my own freedom until recently.

>>740514335
Nail on the smarty head, Anon.

>>740514110
>perfect
>tell him that when his special friend is pregnant to fuck her up the ass instead
>also inform him not to screw any of his children, and lecture him in depth that alicorns aren't monsters (use FluffTV PSAs for this purpose)
>wait for the first batch of foals

>>740514410
>Easily follows instructions
>Seems to prefer "oddah enfie pwace" as he acts somewhat drunk post-coital
>Continues routine of moving special friend to and from the TV, albeit slower the more pregnant she gets

>>740513969
I'm Christian and quite happy with it, yet I'm still on /b/ drawing gore for strangers.

>>740514335
I knew an excommunicated jehovah's witness. He caught his wife showing her tits to guys online. When he confronted her, her dad beat the shit out of him tellin him he couldnt tell her what to do. So he filed for divorce and was kicked outta the church lol

>>740514600
Well, you're one of the balanced few, mate

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>>740514328

>>740514600
And we did all the parties, and Halloween stuff, I'm sorry to hear that your parents were like that.

>>740514600
there's a difference between regular religion and cults though

>>740514382
Those guys keep trying to lure me in when I meet them.
I once got so annoyed at getting woken up at seven in the morning on a Saturday that I ended up yelling at them.
This self-righteous looking woman, was standing out there ready to tell me the good word, with a kid that looked like she was embarrassed to be there.
I ended up cussing her out and asking her if she couldn't use her morning hanging out with her kid and spending some quality time with her, instead of waking me up in the ass of the morning to tell me fairy stories.

>>740513634
>>740514051
workin on it!
>>740513386
I don't think I understand.

>>740514613
Jesus fuck. And the wife didn't get disfellowshipped for "cyber fornication" or some shit? Women really get the shaft in the cult, and not in the fun way.

>>740514598
>tell him how he's been a good fluffy so far
>start researching places to sell good colored/rare foals

>>740514775
Good on ya, Anon. If nothing else, you may have helped change this kid's view on things.

>>740514805
>>740513386
It's a pun based on the title of the first Rambo movie "First Blood"

>>740514806
apparently not! He was a fucked up guy anyways

>>740514898
this

>>740514835
>Asks for more skettis as reward
>Stops pushing dam once she's close to term
>Dick can't reach her asshole
>Cries about blueballs, yelling at his special friend
>"Y nu wuv Jewwy nu moa?! Jewwy gif enfies and good feews and babbehs an teebee! Meanie speschul fwend!"
>Leaves her alone, attempting to hump the TV again

>>740514966
Being in the cult will do that to ya.

>>740514887
I think the kid already knew that it was bogus.
She looked like her mom had just stripped down to her skivvies in front of her friends.
Her cringe was palpable and that was actually what pissed me off the most. This poor kid was forced to walk around annoying people about a religion with a set amount of people who can go to heaven, which means if I joined I'd end up at the door looking at act pete wearing sunglasses trying to look cool, while telling me the club is full.
Kids should use their Saturdays playing and hanging out with their friends, not walking around annoying people with their parents beliefs.

>>740515097
>give him some fluffy treats and crayons+paper as a reward instead
>prepare for the birth

>>740515097
HONISTLY ANON I AM ONLY UP TO SEE THIS TO THE END HURY I HAVE WORK

>>740515340
sct. pete*

>>740515403
>Nums treats, tossing one to the mare
>"Stiww meanie...."
>Draws crude fluffy genitalia, attempts to end the paper

>>740515622
Enf the paper*

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>>740513634
whew, helmets for fluffies are interesting.

>>740515690
Thank you.

>>740515690
It looks really good, Anon!

>>740515622
>gotta video tape Jerry screwing his own drawing
>it seems his days as a lolcow have not yet ended

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>>740514051
little tiny portal pony

>>740515871
awesome, I'm honestly surprised there isn't more fluffy/portal crossover though, imagine what GladOS would think of them

>>740515832
>Cries in frustration when his dick won't go through the paper
>Eats crayons in frustration
>Colorful, painful poopies for the next few days

>>740513217
>>740513524
Derpbastian here.
Nobody asked me, but I'm from Mexico.
*sound of tequila raining over a plate of enchiladas*

>>740516033
>laugh my ass off telling Jerry that his crayons weren't food
>start to wonder what's taking this mare so long to give birth

>>740516055
Wena weon >:v Pon algun dibujo tuyo

>>740515340
I was the same way. I think all kids, once we reached a certain age, got tired of the constant embarrassment. I was just lucky my congregation's territory wasn't in my school district, too. I already got enough ridicule on holidays.

>>740516212
Well at least you got to grow a mind of your own.
Do you still see your family or have they disowned you?

>>740516155
>Mare's water breaks
>"BIIIIIG POOPIES!"
>Jerry can't be fucked to leave his TV show
>Almost instantly, two foals plop out, covered in gooey, red liquid

>>740516416
>damn, only two
>clean them off to see what I got

>>740516398
I still live with my family. When my dad died, my mom's faith went downhill, and she didn't want to lose anyone else. So, her desire to not be lonely outweighed my outright denial of Jehoober. She loves me, I know, but I feel she kind of resents me for my decision.

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Derpbastian here.

>>740516007
Hail, Mr. Bond.
About a week ago on this board I roleplayed with some fluffy (I literally copy-pasted GLADoS quotes from the Prtal wiki here, replacing every instance of cake with "cak... I mean, sketties").

It was fun.

>>740516192
Éste es el más reciente. Sigo trabajando en uno nuevo. Pronto lo publicaré en el booru ;p

>>740516649
fuck, I'm sad i missed it

>>740516559
>One looks exactly like Jerry, bright blue unicorn with white scruff
>Other is neon green with brown scruff
>Both sex as female
>"MOA POOPIES!"
>Four more little jellybeans plop out of the foal, soon buried in a wave of after birth and shit

>>740516649
Se ve bien

>>740516820
>there could be potential here
>scoop up the next four and clean them too

>>740516595
She's probably just scared for you, because she bought into the story.
Just be gentle with her and introduce her to more scientific explanations for things.

>>740516989
>First is shit brown with bubblegum pink scruff. Earthy male
>Next, blood red with Jerry blue scruff. Another earthy male
>Another blood red and blue. Earthy female. Possibly twins?
>Last is a snow white with bubblegum scruff. Female unicorn.

>>740517050
I do what I can. Usually I have to compromise.

>>740517434
Compromise is better than not seeing your family at all, I'm just happy for you that you've made it work somehow.

One of the few Mario fangames that Nintendo hasn't taken down.
After the last official update was released, it got two fan update branches.
One of the developers of Terraria made it

>>740517364
>set the one that looks like Jerry aside for observation
>since there's no alicorns, i take the rest and put them each to a game of Russian Roulette

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>>740517556
You and me both, fam.

>>740517659
o shit wrong threade
huehue

>>740517663
>Unfortunately for you, the shit brown wins roulette
>Mother immediately cleans remaining foal, unaware she gave birth to more foals
>Jerry ambles over, sniffing foal
>"Wewe babbeh come fwum?"

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I love fluffies

There so fluffy, fat, stupid, cute, silly

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" He probably won't hurt them, he's just so big and has so many sharp edges."

I'm probably gonna hit the hay sometime soon, m8s.

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>>740518058
They really are the best, aren't they? The epitome of childish innocence, completely at the mercy of the human and the world before them.

>>740514670
Now do my little pony

>>740517914
>how the fuck did the brown one alone survive?
>i realize that in a moment of sheer idiocy i played a game of RR with five bullets instead of the normal one
>facepalm
>i explain to Jerry that his special friend gave birth
>take "Fudge" to a separate room to raise him in

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>>740518311

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Derpbastian here.

>>740516795
Excuse the shitty screencap.
This is it.
Right after the last message, the fluffy anon stoped replying so... yeah, that's all.

>>740518588
this is the best
considering that in meta, fluffies were made to mock bronys

>>740518330
>Jerry nods, lumbering around to the back end of the mare
>Sticks dick in assholes
>Mare squeals in distress, causing the foal to cheep and cry
>"Nuuu! Babbeh need miwkies, dummeh! Nu enfies"
>Completely ignores the mare's objections, tongue lolling, getting his first action it in weeks

>>740518598
awesome, thanks a ton anon

>>740518684
>I let Jerry do his thing, and consider getting him more special friends
>make sure neither Fudge or "Junior" starve

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>>740518734
Yeah, it would be awesome if that had gone on a bit longer. But oh well...

Bump!

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>>740519011
Part 2/2

>>740518973
>Jerry does his usual routine, fucking the mare in the ass a couple times a day
>Pushes mare to TV again while with Junior on her back
>Junior opens eyes after a week, wandering around the room.
>Jerry doesn't seem to mind Junior's exploring, keeping out of the foal's way when they cross paths
>Mare cries when baby is out of her reach
>Junior always comes back for milk

>>740518973
>Jerry gets over excited with enfies after such a long time
>Ruptures the mare's asshole
>The mare cries nonstop, but Jerry keeps going

>>740519176
>FEED YOU FUCKING MONSTERS
makes me kek for some reason

>>740519295
>>740519325
>yep, definitely getting Jerry some more special friends
>round up about half a dozen mares, repeat the pillowing/tooth removal process for each
>observe Junior to see if she's becoming a slut
>train Fudge in secret to be a "guard dog" of sorts that keeps ferals off the lawn

>>740519562
kek

on the booru everything is being overrun with
"does it feed?"
and I am so confused.

Derpbastian here (the author of that drawing).

>>740519342
Glad you like it and/or have a humour as black as mine.

>>740519693
same thing
-HellB

>>740519693
>>740519760
No understando. Please explaino?

>>740519722
Dark humor is the best.
What is better than a fluffy baby slowly dying in a tree?
The same fluffy baby and it's siblings slowly dying in a tree, while their mother cries.

>>740519620
>Fudge takes to training well, usually catching and killing birds and ground moles for practice.
>Leaves them on doorstep like a cat
>Swimming in poon, Jerry fucks multiple mares multiple times a day for a week.
>Lays in front of TV the following week, complaining of "speschul pwace" pain
>Ignores crying mare entirely, her constant anal seepage making her "nu smeww gud"
>Junior still returns to mother for milk, almost ready to be weaned
>Mother only stops crying when feeding and cleaning Junior
>Junior still an exploratory little scamp, often climbing all over her daddy's special friends.

>>740519693
>>740519760
it's an old meme, people used to shop stuff into Orville redenbahckers hand with the caption "does it feed"

>>740520059
I know that, just every picture on the booru now has that on it.

>>740520059
thx

>>740520032
>tell Jerry to take it easy for a while
>make plans to euthanize Junior's mom when Junior no longer has to live off milk
>give Fudge a reward of spaghetti for his excellent behavior

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well, seems like the fluffies have gotten used to him.

I'm clocking out guys. see you tomorrow, maybe with some new finished drawings.

>>740520430
night night.

>>740520430
cya Raptor
-HellB

>>740520405
>Fudge chows down on sketti, only spurred to do better for more
>He seems to be maturing quicker than his sister
>After another week, Junior is ready for kibble
>Jerry somehow comes up with a rotation in which to fuck his special friends, fucking the same one twice a day.
>He then moves them to the TV to watch with him, putting them back the next morning
>Junior starts watching TV with her dad
>Mother cries day and night
>"Y junya nu gif mummah wuv? Mummah need junya an junya need mummah! Huuhuuhuuu...."

>>740520910
i have never seen the mummah intensifies origin pic

>>740520520
cya HellB

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>>740521044
Well, there ya go

>>740520761
>time to put down Junior's mom
>give her a proper send-off by boiling her alive
>inform Fudge that fluffies calling themselves "smarty" will get him more sketties as a reward
>observe Junior's growth and any of the mare's pregnancies

>>740521174
>By the time he's a colt, Fudge is the size of his father
>Patrols like a boss, stomping out any ferals
>Can take on an invading squad of toughies alone
>Find him fucking an invading mare, crying for help from her brained smarty friend
>All six mares are knocked up by the end of the month
>Jerry keeps up his rotation, a meticulous creature of habit
>Junior clings around her daddy, attracted by the smell of a stallion
>She often sings TV songs to the mares, dancing for their entertainment
>She just does it for the attention, loving it
>Starts scooting her special place along the ground, making enf sounds
>Junior is now a filly

>>740521620
>starting to worry Junior's developing an Electra complex
>Fudge is doing awesome
>I'll get some video of his exploits, see if anyone is interested in buying him
>might turn a profit from him after all
>I keep my eye on the pregnant mares

>>740522205
>Mares get the same treatment as Junior's mother, fucked in the ass and pushed to TV until they're close to term
>Junior tries to help her dad move the mares
>Sleeps close to her had every night
>Scooting becomes more frequent, whining about wanting babies

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>>740522205
Shitty bump

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POST PICS YOU AUTISTS

I really hope someone is screenshotting this Jerry shiz.

>>740522569
>well now my Mengele-esque curiosity is peaked
>I observe Junior for a little longer to see how far she's going to take this

>>740522876
Could you do it for us anon? Please?

Thread has become a greentext story:
Jerry the Deathless Stallion

>>740522963
>Before she can make a move, the mares give birth
>All at once
>Stink and shit everywhere
>Ten babies total
>Junior tries to play midwife
>"Oh poopies"
>Gets caught in a gop of afterbirth and poo

>>740523153
>why does it have to be all at the same time?
>just my luck I guess
>time to clean all this shit up and take stock of what I got

>>740523313
>Foal inventory:
>Another identical to Jerry. Male
>Two brownies. Earthies each, male and female
>An odd pegasus with jet black fur and pink scruff. Female
>Two lime greens. One earthie, one unicorn. Both male
>A sunny yellow earthie with royal blue scruff. Female
>A purple unicorn. Female
>Cherry red earthie with green scruff. Male
>Runty pink male with yellow scruff. Appears to have a stunty horn and stubby wings
>Junior gives the female foals the stank eye

>Arrive home.
>ENF ENF ENF ENF GOOOOOOOOOD FFEEEEEEWS
>NUUUUUUUUUUUUU NU WAN BAD ENFIES!
>Shitrats fucking on your patio.
>Goddamnit.
>Walk over to the stallion that was doing it, and grab his tail.
>BAD UPSIES! GIB DUMMEH POOPEH MUNSTAH WOWSTEST HUWTIES!
>Slap it in the balls
>"Listen here shitrat. That mare told you to stop and you didn't. Do you know what happens to rapists?"
>It kicks helplessly at your face
>SMAWTY NO CAWE. SMAWTY GIB ENFIES TO BESTEST BABBEHs AND AWW MAWES IN HEWD!
>You look at the herd all cowering in fear on your patio, shit spraying everywhere. You drop the smarty into an empty cement flowerpot and it tries to give sorry hooves to it.
>You kneel down and hold your hand out to the raped mare
>BE NYU DADDEH? BE NICE MISTAH?
>The mares all crowd around you.
>"I'll be nice to you guys. But I'm taking the smarty to the sorry box."
>They gasp and all stand up.
>"Alright, first off, since you all shit yourselves line up. I have to wash you off."
>You grab your hose and spray one down, drenching it. It can barely move after you wash.
>Sudden cries about "BAD WAWA" and "NO GIB BABBEH WAWA" and "MUMMAH PWOTECT BABEH FWOM WOWSEST HUWTIES" and "SMAWTY GIB POOPEH MISTAH WOWST HUWTIES. GIB FOWEBER SWEEPIES!"
>You take your time and rinse them all off with a little bit of water. They still get wet, but not unmovingly drenched. They seem extremely wary, but eventually warm up to you.
>You take them into your house and lead them to the spare breedring saferoom you have in the house, and lead them in.
>"Alright, there's the litter box. Anyone making bad poopies gets the sorry stick, and their baby gets the sorry stick. Good poopies go in the litter box."
>They all nod and act appropriately terrified of the sorry stick. Some of them cry about "NU GIB BABBEH SOWWY STICK PWEASE. WE BE GUD FWUFFIES".
>continue?

>>740524148
>the pink runt is getting sold for sure
>the brown ones I'll give to Fudge to see if he'll be a father figure to them
>the one that looks like Jerry will be sold advertised as a potential breeder stallion
>the rest shall remain to see how Junior acts