Voice acting/singing thread If you need a VO for anything or

I also have a guitar if anyone wants me to play something

im writing up something gimme a moment

waiting/warming up
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZQIaLzPOyx

>>740497888
nice trips
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iN6uAFyzkU

you can give me weird shit to do...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dYvy0iVRZd

>>740497639
bum bah bum bum bah bum the intro to game of thrones.

i'm hammered and need a laugh.

>>740497639
JIBUUUUUUUUUN WOOOOOO

>>740498327
just did the melody on guitar real quick you want voice though?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ROmGnstZlH

>>740498857
>JIBUUUUUUUUUN WOOOOOO
kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KLh6Hc8q0s

Uncle Dolan, the Clan Leader, defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the tomatoes.
May Serb rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly tanks,
by the power of Serb
cast into hell Wargaming and all the evil staff
who kemp throughout the redlines seeking the ruin of WN8. Amen.

>>740499852
planet dolan
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17xJqewHTwo

>>740500162
>planet dolan
no

also can you do it in a normal voice?

>>740500242
troll'd
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EidkiCx2CZ

>>740500385
actually i like this one better
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SMXS9EvPWE

>>740500462
another voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NirnQ5a5UC

give me some direction

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>>740500385
thanks man!

>>740500545
my stallone impression sucks
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ed0wkhSDn9

Know any Johnny cash?

>>740501467
a lot actually, any request?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aCVyL0Ln9G

https://youtu.be/66GuKlFd_A4

Can you do a few of these?? One of my favourite shows of all time

>>740501944
Any of it thx!

Here, read this. Really shout the caps parts, alright?

2nd and goal to go from the Atlanta 2, White in the set behind Brady. Toss sweep right for James White, tucks it under the right arm, cuts it upfield, DRIVING FORWARD, DIVING FOR THE GOAL LINE!!! A TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!! AND A TITLE, FOR THE PATRIOTS!!!!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT, I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!! The confetti and streamers are falling from the roof! They have completed the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history! Led by the greatest Quarterback!

>>740502204
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qNM7SppN3t
kek gotta check this show out I'll do more if you want a specific quote or if you want me to say somehting in his voice

>>740502313
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y5xwLWPB3E
I did my best sir

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>>740502313
>football game announced by horseracing announcer

Thanks buddy, my sides have reached exit velocity.

>>740502738
Do the one where he says 'you'd probably screw your sister for a slice of cheese' and then the one where he screams 'she's stealing your pension' at the old man. I think one of them is from season 2 maybe even both of them but there is a video of his best bits from season 2 on the suggested videos. Its a great show. Its filmed 5 minutes from my house. Haha

>>740503036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XzYLareVVc

>>740503192
>'you'd probably screw your sister for a slice of cheese
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sVyKhHBZU4
if this is some crazy guerrila marketing for this show it's working kek

>>740503192
>'she's stealing your pension'
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zWLJbrVMhH

>>740503529
Nah man this show is quite a few years old. Its an English comedy series, probably why you haven't heard of it.

>>740503775
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bb4pXrPCzc
what does your voice sound like?

>>740503969
NOT like that. That was more Irish. I'm English lel

>>740504530
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rT9TXsgSWH

>>740504756
Yeah that's more English. Not sure what part of England though haha

>>740505006
so many dialects of england... I'm just trying to practice. Anything in particular you notice?

>>740505415
Say this

'If I catch man slipping on road its peak still. Man gonna get a swift bang to the jaw and drop' that's the slang black youths in my area use.

In an angry black voice "Thas Raycis! You white motha fuckin' piece of shit! You fucked up, bitch! Shhheeeeeiiiiitttt"

>>740506165
wtf peak still??
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yXDl48eVXP

Do the Michael Jackson "WOO HOO"

>>740506290
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HD26j0qamm

>>740506589
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RLQZudeArr

>>740506589
idk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rxWlrWMTIy

>>740506793
Better than expected!

>>740506589
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VYlNZ1SOS8
wish I could do mj

>>740506903
thanks man a little out of my range but I have a decent falsetto

>>740507005
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R1iezYbAIr

Do 'I will always love you' by Whitney Houston

>>740506661
Thank you!

>>740507317
forgot I had my guitar right here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b9L6XsT4eY
going to do
>>740507497
now

In a black voice please say "Mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga"

>>740507497
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zbW6FkTPGh

>>740508246
Bravo! 'Hello' by Adele?

>>740508155
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OxOGwpFIjn

>>740508368
Awesome! Thank you!

"My sides! Oh god, my sides! My sides are in orbit!"

>>740508353
youre just trying to fuck my voice up
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XeXa1qyNKo

>>740509024
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dNJeEy39zg
give me a voice/dialect to do it in

>>740509263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p3MaTs0jiF

I have a really nice, deep voice but I have a slight lisp. What do?

>>740509263
That was perfect

>>740508451
your welcome you want more racist shit done? I can do a good apu impression

>>740509403
record yourself
listen back
open your mouth more
move your tongue more
record yourself
did it get better? good practice that
did it get worse? stop doing that
repeat ad infinitum
???
profit

also go on vocaroo and record yourself now and I can give you specifici pointers their are different things that cause lisps and different kinds of lisps

>>740509658
thanks

>>740509678
Yes, please say "Muh Dick! Muh Dick, nigga!"

Also please say "I din du nuffin" also in a black voiice

>>740510155
wtf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yVj0TpDvDC

>>740510749
different black voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FNkwpKlMQB

>>740510712
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RjwJTZkp0e

>>740510712
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g2RnFcSNPj

>>740510749
>>740510789
>>740510831
>>740510887
That is Awesome! You were a little bit too white at first, with Muh dick, but it was still good. Thank you!

>>740511094
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0owIdwb5WbD

>>740511094
sorry I was saying "dik" not "deek"

>>740511210
>>740511274
Perfect! Thank you!

inspired by all this "thug voice "
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xVqxpXSllb

>>740511466
:) youre welcome

>>740497639
"I need you to do something, that is, for yourself. Go home, take a nap, and if you wake up, your killing yourself that night"

part 1 of 2 Imagine you live in a world that's fake. Who are your heroes? Patriots. Imagine you live in a world that's totally plastic. Who are your enemies? If you're evil? The Patriots. We ARE the future. We ARE the leaders. We ARE 1776. We ARE.... ....those that were given the mantle and the birthright... ..by George frickin Washington and Thomas Jefferson. They've taught you to not know who they are and hate them, but they were re-nowened around the world. George Washington for weeks.. …had dysentery and lost about a third of his weight. And climbed around freezing ice with his men where they would go on marches at night – and they’d lose 10-15 people just in one battalion FREE-zing to death. …to at dawn, battle the Germans 3 to 1 …in places like Trenton…..in 30 below temperatures…. In 20 plus mile marches. In the dark. With men dying all around them. And George Washington with di-harrea running out of his pants on top that horse. MARCHING to kick ASS! MARCHING not to GIVE UP! TAKING ACTION! THAT’S WHO WE COME FROM, AND WE LET ALL THESE HUNCHBACK SCUM RULE US. I WILL NEVER SUBMIT TO YOUUU…. …AND THE HUMAN SPIRIT IS….RISIIINNNNNGGG! YOU WILL NOT TURN US INTO ANIMALS! YOU WILL NOT POISON US ANYMORE! YOU WILL NOT KILL US! OUR SPIRIT TRANSCENDS ALL YOU’VE DONE TO US! It’s simple. Stop feeling like you don’t have

>>740511803
Thanks man I wish more requests were for dramatic lines like this, that's really what I need to work on
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kup5m48WHh

>>740512137
part 2 of 2
power, stop feeling pathetic and weak, break out of your television and news trance, it starts with a war growl, it starts with … getting fired up, staring at yourself in the mirror, and showing some teeth, and saying I’m a human being, I have dignity, I’m gonna resist, I’m going to start recognizing the propaganda, I’m going to break free from it, I’m going to fight with my family, I’m going to organize with my family, and realize we’re under attack by the social engineers. And I’m not going to fight with my neighbors. We’re going to organize. Humanity’s gonna come together. AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA! WE KNOW WE’RE UNDER ATTACK! WE KNOW IT! WE’RE GOING TO BREAK THE CONDITIONING! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! WE’RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS. RRNNGGRRRCOMINGFORYACOMINGFORYA! WE KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING
(please do it for alex jones)

>>740512137
any particular voice before I learn the whole thing?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XO4CmQiG0S

>>740512197
Thx op

>>740512513
>>740512513
what ever you want dude but if you want here is a reference video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xihzgEsV2nw

>>740512519
youre welcome

>>740512625
nah no reference for this I'll stick to that voice if its ok
maybe i'll do one after with the reference voice

>>740512698
your choice man

>>740512239
>GLOBALISTS RRNNGGRRRCOMINGFORYACOMINGFORYA!
didnt look at reference
instantly knew who it is

>>740513100
its the INFO-WARRIOR himself

>>740512859
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XWdaS5BWxN

Op sing pumped up kicks

>>740513351
thank you very good

>>740513273
>>740512859
>>740512137
need a water break after that one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bs7klT1P3r

>>740513721
thanks :)

>>740513748
yeah dude i hurt my throat all the time when ever i break the conditioning

>>740513586
fuck going from alex jones to this airy as fuck voice
first take I'll do another
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vtgM3mMK5M

>>740514049
damn near broke my eyelids I got so woke

hey OP can you play this on guitar ? its pretty easy if you ask me. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RiYEJE9jXs

>>740514135
>>740513586
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OMibyjUrdS

>>740514425
can you sing some DT ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V6UvhVXruE

>>740514394
that was really quiet but i think it's something like this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e35UWpKDOi

>>740514741 sorry not even close.. you probably have to turn up my recording a lot. its probably it sounds weird at low volumes because of the strange sounding minor third harmony

>>740515273
im doing the intro to this song it sounds weird without the distortion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llVpC_FZv6U
the original version is much louder

>>740514718
apparently not, sorry
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05reNguSMP9

>>740515273
>turn up my recording
already all the way up...
I've heard church mice fart louder than that recording and that's clearly the only reason why I won't play that

before the thread dies can you say farewell thread

>>740515590
something like this but much faster, sorry I don't do much fast playing

>>740516941
bump it one more time and I'll do something special
I'll be back someday to do another of these

bump for great voice acting

>>740516941
>>740518082
>>740518196
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ww8widyXxT

Thanks :)
I love you /b/

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Anything ground breaking out of this thread?

I need you to yell
>" Vooooooooooid!"
As loud as you can and really start laughing at the end like you're a maniac.

>>740518529
take a look around, make a request
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bArxpARVAO

>>740518662
>As loud as you can
>2.33 am
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UBHtV6akAV

>>740519169
Literally perfect, thank you.

>>740519231
Thank you I really want to do this for money but I don't really know how to proceed past shit posting on /b/

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>>740518913
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bArxpARVAO

Meh, I'm drunk enough. I'll take a request

>>740519468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06vfppFpmpc

>>740519525
say sven come back to bed, I'm not finished for tonight

>>740519809
do this, if not sung then as a dramatic monologue
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major-General%27s_Song#Lyrics

>>740519697
>>740519940
wrong post quote

Can you say "Islam more like... ISLAME
WOAH YEAH BEST ROAST OF 2017 BIITCH". Please

>>740520219
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Sdj4B64wsm

>>740519525
http://vocaroo.com/i/s158SrpmTbfL

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>>740519697

Can you say magic Mike fiingers going up your cooooteer like in this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEdEDP4R_Ws&t=2m30s

>>740520441
Lovley bless you

>>740520681
>say these 7 words
>somewhere in this 15 min long video

>>740520866
thanks damn you (I'm a satanist)

>>740520911
There is a time stamp in the link. It should be set to start a 2 min 30 sec

>>740521030
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I6pmhMm1qk

>>740521030
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A4AfLQ6wbJ

>>740521030
>time stamp in the link
oh shit yeah my bad I embedded it

>>740519809
Sorry, ducked outta the thread for a sec

>>740521030
still not very happy with it tbh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LiWGXMUs6s

>>740519809
>>740521412
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00EvXspWevm

>>740520510
kek, nice take mydude

>>740521030
does this one do it for ya?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BeKb4KAsTt

Pls do it for tj Millers career. The Emoji Movie unlocks the never-before-seen secret world inside your smartphone. Hidden within the messaging app is Textopolis, a bustling city where all your favorite emojis live, hoping to be selected by the phone's user. In this world, each emoji has only one facial expression - except for Gene, an exuberant emoji who was born without a filter and is bursting with multiple expressions. Determined to become "normal" like the other emojis, Gene enlists the help of his handy best friend Hi-5 and the notorious code breaker emoji Jailbreak. Together, they embark on an epic "app-venture" through the apps on the phone, each its own wild and fun world, to find the Code that will fix Gene. But when a greater danger threatens the phone, the fate of all emojis depends on these three unlikely friends who must save their world before it's deleted forever.

>>740521460
nice, can you do an australian dialect?

>>740521546
thanks

In a News anchor voice. "A man described as a walking holocaust. Ben Garrison, the crazed vigilante on a mission to save the white race from genocide has been sighted in Kekistan this morning following a Black Lives Matter protest turned bloody. Authorities were quick to block road access and question witnesses, but Garrison has managed to evade police custody. At this time there is no telling how long Kekistan will remain under police lock down."

>>740521628
you can send the check anytime
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00ZCBeLPADN

>>740522042
Kek outtaten

Please say hey get the fuck outta the way! My wife is giving birth to Chad's baby!

>>740521839
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k4pwetlCxl

>>740522282
glad you approve

>>740522469
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15z5qVD1Vd7

>>740522539
Thank you! That was perfect!

>>740519940
Too drunk for this shit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pI2MyQh926

>>740522632
can you make it sound nerdy and beta male?

>>740522814
why? it's usually black guys that get cucked, whatever
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06xLDcwo3xW

>>740522907
thanks

>>740522777
trips confirmed brilliant shit man! love the preface btw

>>740521804
You got it, mate
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tDCmCvtV5H

>>740523186
lol wtf

Pls Op for the Emojis. Please, anyone reading this, do not go out and spend money on this 'film'. By doing so, you will be paving the way for the inevitable Emoji cinematic universe or 'Fidget Spinner: The Movie'. Never before have I deemed a movie to be evil, but the very act of taking the icons you use on your phone to convey some sort of emotion and converting them into the subject of an actual movie aimed at little kids is deeply sinister and shameless. A movie like this only further encourages the tech and screen obsessed children of 2017 to suck harder on the corporate teat that has consumed their entire short existence. Products like The Emoji Movie contribute heavily to the dumbing down of the culture and will only succeed in producing even more mindless and braindead drones. Just imagine for a second an entire generation of kids who grew up watching The Emoji Movie. I shudder at the thought. Cynical and shamelessly corporate crap like this 'film' only contributes further to a degenerate and dying culture. I mean we got the Angry Birds Movie last year and The Lego Ninjago Movie is still to come. How have children's movies come to this? Apps and plastic toy bricks are now greenlit into multi million dollar movies. This is child exploitation by corporations at it's finest, and the sad thing is many people don't seem to care. Watching magical and inspiring films as a child can help shape your morals, personality and even an artistic sensibility. I shudder to think of the types of people The Emoji Movie will produce.

>>740519525
"pika, pika" "pik A CCHHU" "pika?"

>>740523169
Ty, mydude. Thanks for giving me a challenging req

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>>740497639
Working on an indie game right now, we are thinking about having simple english sounding gibberish for the voices but haven't really got around to testing the idead out. Can you make a jolly sounding shopkeeper saying something alongs the line of: "Welcome to my humble shop, please have a look around!" and ending a a jolly laugh but all on that in gibberish?

>>740523311
btw not worse than the shit mattel and general mills pulled off
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JLdCsA0WZB

>>740523926
Thanks. I hope to see you return to /b someday

>>740523392
Meh, I ain't no poke and it's one in the AM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02ELGberTpA

>>740523524
Like the way they talk in the British TV series Pompidou?

>>740523524
wtf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JE8HmSINjw

>Start a YouTube channel right now.
>Use 4chans many hell holes to gain everything you need to make a page that looks amazing.
>Post Content as often as you can without rushing it and don't limit yourself to a theme
>Make sure you're constantly pushing social media.
>Remind them to subscribe like and tell them to suggest things in the comments.
>Make a couple fake accounts to ask questions so you can answer them.
>You will have followers at this point.
>Use this as a way to reinforce a potential employers thought that they should consider you for a position on their project.

Now this part is very important.
>Go to websites where indie developers ask for people to voice things for them and voice it all well. Eventually people will see your name and associate it with a job well done.
>Look for any chance to get your voice out there for people to hear.
>It might be cringe but seriously you can help voice in random small animations and everything and it's all a help because you'll have it all come back to your YouTube channel/digital resume in the form of updates/vlogs.

Profit.

>>740524115
I can never truly leave

>>740524145
3.45 here

>>740524172
Maybe less repetitive but similar to that yes.

>>740524263
Well shit mate, I live in the time of the mountains

>>740524207
Thanks for the help /b/ro!

>websites where indie developers ask for people to voice things for them
these exist?

I have a t3i but only use it for photos, never uploaded a video on youtube which hell holes can help me? also I really feel like I'll just be drowning in a sea of much better talent on YT brock baker is a god to me and he doesn't even have that big of a channel

>>740524515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fCgu5drXzK
my best hillbilly

>>740524515
>time of the mountains
LOTR
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DcS8LrxkG2

>>740524200
Thanks, I think I'll need to give the lines of gibberish to make sure it sounds english enough because on the fly people tend to makes pretty weird sounds. Haha.

As matter-of-factly and nonchalantly as you can:
"Hi, I'll have a Mc Barf value meal with an extra-large diatthea Mc Shake, please."
with a distorted Mc Donald's riff at the end would be fucking great.

>>740524704
Two can play at that game, son
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xb0t8FP5I2

>>740524801
p gud tbqh

>>740524825
>give the lines of gibberish
go full tolkien and make a new language

>>740524921
* "diarrhea Mc Shake"

>>740524921
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YvIDEC1YUO

>>740524944
not bad!

>>740524987
thanks! that's one that I always kind of worked on and have never really gotten right

>>740525212
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YvIDEC1YUO

KEK

Thanks man !

>>740525546
youre welcome!

>>740524921
>>740525212
Alt ver
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JzIr2I2MFm

>>740525280
Meh, more like a cross between old homeless man and hillbilly, but ty :3

>>740526036
the fucking recorder!! kek

>>740524921
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08ix2lGZzj1

"all niggers are apes" in scientist voice, kinda like doctor kleiner from halflife

Please say

"Subscribe to Diaz fo days for more funny gaming videos"

Its my friends yt channel and i have 2 other voice actors incorrectly saying it FUCK please bless you

>>740527299

Please make it as FEMALE AS U CAN

sorry for bad spansih

>>740526036

Lol ! The recorder at the end killed me. Thanks.

can u say Peter Wagner eats ass

>>740526471

Cool. How many instruments do you have ?

>>740527072
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N7QXun4mJF

>>740527299
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16MmhBUqjjJ

>>740527653
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u0vJw0brdr

>>740527702
~30

>>740527072
>scientist voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00a4IDSUUzS

>>740527995
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u0vJw0brdr

thats actually even better

>>740527299
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SDsoCoIL53

>>740528203
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s00a4IDSUUzS


HAHAHAHAHA

>>740497639
Can you say "Zach is a vanilla haired faggot" in any voice you want
I will love you forever if you do

>>740528216
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SDsoCoIL53

im actually crying

>>740528299
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00ph4nGIICu

youre a liar

say "will peter wagner eat laurens ass? tune in next week to FUCK IM DEPRESSED AND ALONE"

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>>740497639
"I'll have two number nines... a number nine large... a number six with extra dip... two number forty-five's, one with cheese and a large soda"
This thread is brilliant. Godspeed OP.

>>740527653
too fun not to do
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BQ2HnXXXnr

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>>740528445
you are a fucking legend my dude

>>740528302
>>740527299
ok I got my jollies here's your tag
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zKzYVBSWj0

>>740497639
say 'you dandy FUCK' in an angry voice

>>740528485
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lZMhYG6yTi

>>740528544
/b/ loves my thug voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PklD7FkdSO

>>740528555
Thanks /b/ro

>>740528701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YDuyk7PzMy

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>>740528776
That's fucking fantastic mate. Well done

>>740528110

Noice.

How about this : "Hello I'd like to buy a shotgun and so ammo for it please. Aaaaaand, would you by any chance sell ski masks too ?"

>>740528544
Ohboi
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xey5CkCpi0

>>740528544
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06rwZL01X93

"man its 4:44 am and Im on this shitty website still"

>>740528891
thanks

Can you do an impression of a theron guard saying "KILLL THE HUMANSSSSSS"?

"Man, im sure happy im not (REALLY FUCKING LOUD) PETER WAGNER (normal voice) because that would mean that im (LOUD AGAIN) REALLY FUCKING DEPRESSED! (in the distance) fuck!"

>>740528953

* some ammo for it

>>740528953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ybzk8EaDVO

>>740528956
Thanks anon!

>>740529211
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aSJhKKNaOo

>>740529031
pretty good actually

>>740529041
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PBiRxfIxUB

>>740529267

LOL. Fucking muslim voice, you nailed it man !

>>740529197
>theron guard
not sure if thats the right voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GoyoirrMkw

Angry voice, like in the middle of an argument with the girlfriend :
"Shut up bitch ! I've got balls, you don't ! And you know what ?! If I had boobs they'd be bigger than yours too !!!"

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"Nick Crompton,
Poppin'
I know.
Yes,
I am Compton rapper.
England is my castle
This shit or 10 U.S. Network.
I consider."
(Draw out the "I consider" part as much as you can.)

>>740529211
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Xn27nX0f3k

>>740529343
youre welcome friendo

>>740529347
damn nice /b/ro

>>740529620
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sPIXoVUWmj

>>740529648
hope thats long enough
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WhoEzJLSk4

>>740529730
Don't act like you're me, cunthead

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>>740530066
Perfect.
Also, nice dubs.

>>740530141
woops my bad
I was actually the one that said thanks anon kek

>>740530197
thanks

>>740530250
Is okay, I forgive <3

I hope peter wagner attones for his sins.....especially that time he killed ryan feenie

>>740530926
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QLsU02M4Ne

>>740530860
thanks <3

A challenging one:

say "Juan Diaz? ...... *chuckle* .... more like .... Two Diaz!! (the loudest laughter you can preform)

it has to be like an anime girl BUT the laughter must be Loud male russian

>>740531164
no problem

>>740531182
challenge accepted
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rw0vYS2QPy

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>>740531136
also bless u my lord for all the peter shit.

>>740531281
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rw0vYS2QPy

FUCK YOURE GOOD

>>740529937

KEK. thanks.

>>740531317
and damn you kind anon (i'm a satanist so that is a nice thing to say)

>>740531361
thank you :)

>>740531436
youre welcome /b/ro

>>740531498
is what it is kek

Check'em, bitches

>>740531693
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ybhvUq7u7b

>>740531613
unless it's not of course

>>740531789

got em

pls say "PEEEEEEEEETer WAGNERRRRRRRR"

>>740531904
one day I'm gonna find out who ol petee is
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kmr8Fc5Y4d

Please say "Have children and need a fast meal, but you don't have a lot of money? Stop by Brian Pepper's Pizzari located on Highway 35 and Emporia. This Month's special is a large cheese pizza for just six dollars. Bring the whole family, especially the children to Brian Pepper's Pizzaria!

>>740532516
Sorry I mi\spelled that its "Have children and need a fast meal, but you don't have a lot of money? Stop by Brian Pepper's Pizzeria located on Highway 35 and Emporia. This Month's special is a large cheese pizza for just six dollars. Bring the whole family, especially the children to Brian Pepper's Pizzeria!"

Screetchy teenager's voice "Oh Satan, Lord of the underworld, I summon you ! If you can hear me answer my call !"
Angry, deep, scary voice "HOLY FUCKING FUCK !!! CAN'T SOMEONE TAKE A SHIT ANYMORE ??? LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE !!!"

>>740532340
easier done than said actually

u got a twitter nigga, just for this shit tho. i wanna know when youll be on doing gods work

>>740532652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VHI0psfi0f

>>740532942
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NlSS27eSEn

>>740533086
No but I think I will make some stuff and actually pursue this in my spare time, some other anon was talking about I should make a YT

>>740533219
Okay, That wasn't what I wanted, but it's pretty funny. Thank you!

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>>740533307
Why are watches at $ 0?

>>740533483
for being a good sport and being thankful
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g5BgKrnIqb

>>740533510
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s2eU0gZxOC

>>740533307

Fucking brilliant man, thanks !

>>740533890
alt take
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hqWGSQ81ak

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Some damn fine voice acting.

>>740497639
Be a black cock slut.

>>740534089
thanks /b/ro

>>740534184
sure but you want me to record some VO as well?

>>740533890
>>740534068
Thank you!

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>>740533416
i gotta slep, so put your handle here and ill follow u tomorrow if u make one. this is a fine art and it should be cherrished and never lost . nighty night NNNNNNIGGA

also, heres some new fucking rat polluting /b/

>>740534259
Yes, faggot.
Do it in spanish though.

>>740534440
fuck off faggott
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E9mbsgL8hI

Windows open and closing sounds if you please:

1.
Screaming in agony: "Please ! No more porn ! Please ! The monitor looks like a prison cell window with white bars ! The keyboard is oily and sprouting pubes ! I can't take it anymore !!!"

2.
Sreaming even louder in agony : "TURN IT OFF ! TURN IT OFF !! TURN IT OOOFF !!!!! MY USB PORTS ARE ALL STRETCHED OUT AND I HAVE A LAN RASH YOU FUCKING PERVERT !!!"

It's even funnier since you're a dude, a girl would fuck it up. ;)

>>740534364
this is probably really stupid
https://twitter.com/SvenLetanosky

Sometimes it's not about "what" we're running from....but "who".

>>740535186
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aMY76ezufQ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uE63DzPg0q

>>740535450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qQR4H31rLe

>>740535614

Fucking EPIC !

You just made my night anon, thanks !

did you hear about ebola chan? word is she wiped out nigger town.

>>740536857
https://clyp.it/uoiemeki

>>740537757
thanks