Is Trump going to fuck Jeff Sessions? Or might Jeff Sessions

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>powerful friends

who? Jed Clampett and Jethro Bodine?

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>>740469687
this might answer your question

>>740469687
I would like to watch session insert in of oddly shaped cock into Donald's oversized rectum. The sex would be interesting.

>>740469687
Since I'm not a nu pol cuck I'll try to give a coherent answer
>sad
>sure kid
JK

Trump wants him gone because he's used to yes men/things always going his way (because he did have it before)

Now do I believe sessions will quit, 90% no....he's not the "swamp" per se, if it was McConnell/Ryan and he hired them I'd say of course he's out of there
But sessions won't fuck trump over, because all bureaucrats care about legacy...especially a senator....however if sessions has integrity he knows that trump doesn't intend to deliver on the campaign rhetoric, healthcare reform (failed three times now) a wall, Wall Street out of D.C. .....so that's why sessions being the dumb nigger he is decides to fight a war on drugs/ms13 so he has something to do besides diddle his thumbs singing antebellum songs

But as far as it going for predicting what will come of the next 4 years idk....but a trump voter myself who's not blindly following hip like a lap dog t_d person I'd prefer him over pence because he might be kinda dumb but he's not a religious zealot, and only became a republican because of taxes/dumb rubes who vote red

Inb4 CTR/ incoherent ramblings...drunk atm

Just a trump voter who probably shouldn't have gone to pol ironic satire

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>>740469687

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>>740470553

>But sessions won't fuck trump over

Sessions could fuck Trump over indirectly simply by being fired.

I ship it

>>740469687
My guess, is that they will drag this out as long as possible... Just like everything else all over the news. Russia, healthcare, twitter rants and gays.

As long as they don't have to talk about destroying net neutrality, which could be the single greatest travesty of our generation...

>>740470553
>dumb rubes who vote red
Like you?

>>740472020
Shit... 2020 confirmed end of the free internet

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I don't understand the context of this one.

>>740472429
A stupid woman saying stupid things because she's stupid. Rural people shouldn't vote.

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>>740471796
Nope I'm "west coast" elite liberal blah blah blah
Still Clinton might of had specific policy outlines....but you already knew who'd she owed favors to, trump was still uncertain whether he would pull the con artist shtick on his voters (which he has slowly)
>bannon proposed 40% income tax on 5million plus income earners
>if trump goes with the Goldman Jews and believes in the large curve then that should be the final straw for his supporters who at least aren't completely retarded

So sorry that I voted for the Cheeto man, but at least I'm not Infowars audience and believe he's been completely winning for 6 months

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>>740472429
I love when people comment saying the right has more hotter/attractive/smarter people....anyone that myopic is like the people who believe Jesus will rise again and give eternal damnation to the libs

This MTV/comedy central blonde is pretty cute imo....as are most of Hollywood who are also left leaning vs makeup slags on fox and tomi laren types who'll flip and flop for the right salary, like Megan Kelly lol

>>740473265
I can't decide which is worse about her. How fat she is or her lazy eye.

>>740469687
Sounds like a gay thread

>>740473265

>like Megan Kelly

Yeah, that ex-Fox whipper-in really made a one 80.

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>>740469687
All the Republican rattlesnakes have been rattling loudly at Darth Cheeto. But Darth Cheeto has Sith magic to protect him.

>>740470553
Sorry, but you were right. tl;dr/rambling
There might have been something accurate there, hard to tell.

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>>740473379

>How fat she is or her lazy eye.

The lazy sunken down eye. She looks like Quasimodo.

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>>740473379
Being fat/built like a linebacker
She can try to lose the weight but her bone structure, including face, prevents her from looking "feminine"

I can't think of famous chicks with fucked up eyes, but I'll take helping a 10/10 that needs corrective lenses over a cunt this ugly any day

Inb4 liberals judge based on looks not merit....well this cunt got her job on nepotism

I thought Trump loved hotties like heather over at the state department

>>740473265
one ugly bitch huh. fucking ugly ass trump followers everywhere.

>>740471796
soon

>>740473943
Thanks desu I tried

At least I didn't 404 the thread because as much as my side of the political spectrum advocates free speech (muh facts don't care about your feelings) they can't take a joke/deal with the hypocrisy of the religious conservatives/understand why people's dislike their myopic attitudes

Inb4 shill, I've been shunned by my own republican friends because I had an opinion that they didn't agree with

>>740472655
das raycis

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>>740473596

>You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany.

Someone has never been to the South.

>>740474507
cry more fagit

>>740474319
Ive seen beautiful conservative women (not trump voters/supporters though) however liberal women while much more promiscuous, in contemporary society appear to have the upper hand in terms of beauty/capacity to use makeup to hide acne

But the counts like this definitely make up the majority of the "basket of deplorables" even these conservative ideologues marry hot ((((liberal)))) women more often than not....I'm sure Clint Eastwood never married a single conservative women in his life/ticked them sure, but liberal women just seem to be hotter (anecdotal evidence)

>>740474822
Clint Eastwood has conversations with empty chairs.

That guy is frooty loops

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>>740469687
Hi. I'm one of the writers for the Trump Reality Show. How have you liked our plot-twists so far? There are still more in store for you but, to be honest, it's been exhausting trying to come up with so many things to keep our viewers on the edge of their seats.
The writing team asked me to come here to see if we might crowd-source some of the future episodes. We're very fond of our Keebler elf but we're a little worried that our latest creation, Vinnie the Mooch, is going to paint us into corner and force the elf out. That would be sad!
We're thinking we'll have to rotate Vinnie out pretty fast. Maybe he gets caught with Scotch tape on his fingertips when the collection plate comes around at St Anthony of Padua. Or maybe he gets busted passing counterfeit hundreds to a couple of water-sports escorts. What do you guys think we should do?

>>740474574
Naw dude. Southerners are all so nice and hospitable. They praise JEEZUS, so you know they are good people.
Just watch some country music videos, they know how to enjoy life!

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>>740474799

Haha, go watch Infowars you retard...jones needs to sell snake oil
Or cernolisp/Shapiro/e celeb you're a cuck for

t. Same trump voter whose not cucked like nu pol kekistan larpers

>>740475055
>implying

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Trump is suffering from dementia as can clearly be told by this quote.

>>740475230
fake news

>>740475040
Southern hospitality is a myth.

>>740475040
Yeah their nice because they a low order thinkers
Believing in god/Protestantism is why they pray for the gay to go away instead of understanding there are gays existing for millennia

>country music is gay as shit...inb4 liberal racemixer
Honestly there's got to be more white keep fa listening to hip hop than the race of people who manufacture it/same with meth and heroin hitting red states/bible belt/rust belt

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>>740474574
In DC I saw Jerseyites trying to catch rare fish at the National Aquarium with their bare hands and bureaucrats acting like they were Eloi and everyone else were Morlocks.
At least, in the South, they'll put the shiv or the machete into you face-to-face, knowwhaddayamean yeah?

>>740475337
only if you're a nigger

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>>740475115
>sad
>sure kid

>>740475500
Slaves built America
Slaves built the White House

Inb4 ACLU

>>740469687
I wish there was a whole board for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics. It would be awesome if it had flags and IDs too so you could see who was posting from where and keep track of conversations.

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>>740475313
Or any quote.

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>>740475538
sorry can hear you from the Oval Office

>>740475611
Slaves built the pyramids

>>740475706
There is such a board for those with incorrect viewpoints.

>>740475799
a Trump support group?

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>>740475726
Divided, embattled Oval Office

>>740475898
and?

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>>740475898
somad

>>740475706
/pol/ is a containment board for those who buy tinfoil in bulk. You must be new here if you don't know this.

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>>740475834
Effectively so, yes. We call it a containment board. Occasionally they slither out and come to /b/ because here they can pretend to be posting from the US without having to go through a VPN.

>>740476169
Restaurants and food trucks?

>>740475726
Can't hear Bannon over the Mooch.

>>740472655
>Anyone I disagree with shouldn't be allowed to vote

This is libtards in a nutshell.

>>740475759
At least you know anon

Miss that show, too much teen mom to be brought back

>>740476244
and citizens of kekistan?

>>740476244
Self government is wasted on the rural trash. These are people more concerned with their next source of heroin and what's on WWE than they are with the future of the country, unless of course that future is WWE and heroin.

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>>740476014
"Our ships have to be sailing all the same direction."
–Commendatore Michael Corleone

>>740471796
Is this season 2 or 3?

Season one has been a hell of a ride. You think the writers are out of stupid idead and then a Trump does/say something even more retarded.

>>740474574
Nice picture of India

>>740476396
well those rural trashes voted in their ruler.

why does the minority have more say.

Democracy faggot, but only when its goes to your favour i suppose

>>740476479
I mean, if they beat out the dems, imagine how much worse they'd be in power.

Can't even pass useful legislation

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>>740475040
>southern hospitality

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>>740476244
So says the redneck whose Republican Senate is currently planning on making boycotts of Israel punishable by a MINIMUM of five years in federal prision and a $250,000 fine.

>>740476963
tbf bhd was a good movie

>>740476556
The southern white trash ARE the minority. The only reason they did manage to vote their choice in is because the electoral college fives a disproportionate weight to the votes of the insignificant, backwater, podunk, impoverished, ass end of nowhere, more cornfields than people shithole flyover states.

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>>740477178
>minority

>>740476883
just niggers being niggers.

>>740475388
Linkin Park and Soundgarden always bring the whitestest audiences.

>>740477347
>all that empty land

>>740477502
maybe the urban snowflakes should move to the country side

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>>740477347

>>740477655
Why would we? There's no economic opportunities for us. There's nothing of any significance in these backwater places to draw people there.

>>740477692

they real tweet is more autistic... why even photoshop a fake?

>>740477347
If trees could vote, that map might matter for shit.

>>740477788
Killairy Shillton lost

get over it

>>740477777
Checked mah nigga

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>>740477777

>>740476963
Those mother fuckers.

>>740477868
She won the popular vote. Embrace being a minority.

>>740478014
like winning a beauty pageant. no one gives a shit

how about competing in that one race that will get you into the white house

kek or she too stupid? kek

>>740476963
Hey, don't dis on American Sniper, it was a really good movie, though the book was way better.

>>740476556
Youre dumber than a bag of shit if you really think the us is a democracy cuck faggot. If it was Hillary would have won.

>>740477178
This

>>740478214
If only illegals could vote she would have

>>740478285
cant wait for liberals to do nothing again and whine when trump gets reelected for the third time

>>740478208
A movie based on a book based on the life of a proven liar.

>>740475313
Dont know if bait but you can clearly find an article with a good source quoting him saying that you dumbass.

>>740477347
>>740478125
Hey, faggot. Don't give a shit. You posted that pic and tried to suggest you bullshit.

I didn't vote for Hillary. After stealing the primary from Bernie, I decided 4 of the shittiest years ever will wake the democrats up.

If we survive Trump, there may never be another republican president again.

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>>740478208
There's a TV show coming out next season that you're sure to love. It's all about those brave lads who kill an Osama bin-Laden imposter and women and children.

>>740478208
He murdered a bunch of people and didn't die, by American standards that makes him a hero.

>>740478420
Lmao you are shooked little man. Youre proud of whats going on with this administration that not only would you want him for a second term but you would vote for him a third time. Youre quite simply a fucking idiot. You can tell by how you are simpleminded enough to think that just cause someome isnt conservative they are automatocally liberal? Kys.

>>740478342
Um what? Lmao

>>740479108
:^)

>>740477347
let's see that map, but weighted with population density.

>>740479604
[spoiler/]it still shows Trump as president

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>>740479061

>>740480025
Projecting 101 kek

>dont got anything to say
>"youre butthurt"

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>>740480220
I find arguing with trolls a lost cause.

memes are more efficient

op is a faggot

>>740476556
trump lost the popular vote

>>740478589
you're assuming trump will survive the next 3.5 years

he won't

>>740481111
lucky for him that doesnt mean shit to becoming president

>>740481260
Becoming Presideby is one thing, now let's see him try BEING President with the lowest approval ratings for a first term since Hoover.

>>740480344
not him but kys

>>740481260
he doesn't even like being president

>>740481699
wew

>>740481260
why bother being president if you can't even pass any legislation even with the house majority

>>740481777
kys

>>740481847
lad

>>740481876
hurry

>>740481832
paid vacations and sweet business connections?

>>740481920
how presidential and patriotic

>>740481980
Everything he does, by definition, is presidential.

>>740482029
sure thing...

>>740482086
umad?

>>740482117
yes

:'(

>>740477777
Check it

>>740482196
fake news

>>740482117
Watching this disaster of a presidency is mostly just sad and funny.

>>740481777
Checked

>>740469687
Sessions is red pilled a.f., and has a great history of keeping the niggers in their place and out of the vote. Everybody loves sessions. He's a good and decent moral christian man. He did the right thing by recusing himself, and Trump is making a mistake by putting loyalty to himself against what is right. if Sessions stayed the course instead of recusing himself, it would have been even worse for him and trump in the long run. Sometimes I think trump can't see long term effects. Maybe excelling in business has made him too focused on short term successes.

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>having that shit.

stopped reading right there

>>740476883
niggas always danced like that
we would have too if we could have got the girls to let us

>>740482828
>Sessions is red pilled a.f

stopped reading right there

>>740477347
Yeah, too bad dirt doesn't vote instead of people, huh. Then it'd be a right wing country and we could go back to hangin niggers and fags like back when America was great.

>>740482947
kek no shit, session makes the pills

>>740483047
>kek

whatever your point was, this autism invalidates it

>>740477655
We have been. Prepare to lose your safe spaces.

>>740483111
kek
you make a good point

trump is an idiot and is ruining the country

>>740483155
Thats even dumber than voting for trump

>>740483004
Well that certainly will make an improvement to the pointlessness of your empty life.

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>>740483263
>niggers and beaners are the reason im not a winner

>>740483247
Hi, ignorant city person.
Thank you for playing the stereotype game and losing.
-Biologists and other scifags everywhere.

>>740483381
hard to take any self called "scifag" seriously

>>740483369
>here are the words I just read
Yes, that is the implied false premise of that post.

>>740483464
Welcome to 4chan.

>>740483576
mediocrity shouldn't be celebrated

it's what got Trump into the whitehouse

>>740483464
What could have possibly given you the idea that any discussion on this board of idiots and sarcastic trolls is "serious"?

Do you know where you are right now?

>>740483622
Well we let you post your stupidity here.

>>740469687
I don't even like sessions. he's a racist little southern beady pig eyed cunt. But anyone trump brings in is going to be worse by a long shot.

It's like Spicer. He was abrasive, petty, and totally out of his depth. Then they bring in a walking stereotype for everything bad about not only Wall Street but italians. It's been less than a week and it's been a complete shitshow.

He's just bringing in yes men left and right. And they all think they're going to be the one to please him, but he will stab them in the back just as quickly. Priebus didn't even DO anything and they turned on him like a pack of starving wolves.

Meanwhile we have the worlds most incompetent man in charge of our nuclear arsenal and we have a genuine nuclear threat from North Korea. I mean, do you remember the story about him getting schooled at the G8 by china as to why things are the way they are?

The dipshit probably thinks "oh, lets nuke Pyongyang" not realizing seoul is less than a hundred miles away.

We are fucked.

>>740483829
>we are fucked

Not until the dems lose even more seats in congress next year.

>>740483622
nigger, 4chan is the worlds online repository of mediocrity. If you weren't mediocre, you'd be somewhere, anywhere, else.

>>740483829
>racist
Stopped reading

>>740483995
I guess you see only it as a reflection of your own existence.

>>740475726
We're gonna be saying buhbye to bannon soon.

>>740484176
>not soon enough

The mooch will see to it

>>740483829
We aren't fucked, this admin is hammering a new nail each day in the coffin of the century-long wet dream of fascists of having business tycoons run the government like the Wild West. At this point, the oligarch fantasy is playing out. The worse they make it for themselves (sure, and the rest of us), the less likely they'll get another shot at this in our lifetimes. It's like a Christmas tree, and every day is another Christmas.

This should be the death of the Tea Party.

>>740473265
and the LEFT does? both sides have EQUALLY stupid people.

The side show is awesome, I can't decide who's the most pitiful though. Is it Trump for being a con man who spends all his time trying to avoid being caught now that he's trying to run with people far more capable than he is. Is it the GOP for their skill in rigging elections and their total ineptitude at actually governing. Or are the saddest people the ones who Trump has conned and the GOP has conned over and over and over but who just can't admit it because the GOP is their god replacement, their Jesus, and their tribal chief.

These are good day, my friends, filled with many KEKs and the spectacular fall of a pop up super power.

>>740484039
Hey, I hate niggers as much as everyone. I just don't work as a public servant.

I like my racism subtle and effective. Like when I disregard any resume sent by someone who has a black sounding name.

>>740484141
Are you implying that this shitshow of bad porn, gore and catastrophic teenage ignorance represents high culture to you?

>>740484456
tired meme is tired

>>740473265
Some overhang in this picture

>>740484456
>but the left
>but
>but

so fuckin easy

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>>740473995
what does maisie have to do with this thread?

>>740484591
kek

>>740476963
so, now Michael Moore is on 4chan...

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>>740477178

>>740484497
The most pitiful has to be the last few supporters he has. I mean, Trump knows the shit he's in. The admin knows, senate knows, congress knows, the party knows, the opposition knows, every other country in the world can recognize it plain as day,

and yet there are these fractions of a fraction that still support him and convince themselves of an increasing amount of hilarious shit to make it work for them. Like watching people who refuse to evacuate when the fucking forest fire is on its way, it's just a sad, tragic, display of stupidity you can't do anything about.

>>740484591
she doesn't have enough meat jammed up in her

can somebody get on that

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>>740484591
Yanno, she's not even that bad to look at. She has times when she looks pretty cute, actually. She's definitely got a nice bod.

But she'll never be as hot as when she was 9.

>>740484806
10 keks out of keks

top keks


kek

>>740471613
lost

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>>740485027

>>740485111
true
the sexo with her back then was probably hot as fuck

>>740485111
dubs of truth.

>>740470334
Pretty much all the GOP said they'd go after Trump if he tried to fire Sessions

>>740485207
I'm sure the casting staff found that out pretty early on.

this trump meme needs to die, no one gives a fuck about which tard leads the tarded states of tardica

>>740485284
starting with the dire wolves

>>740485387
top kekes tardbrain