ctrl+v thread. No cheating. Bonus: post the last image you saved.

nais quads

Gra mąż na kompie, słyszy, jak żona go opierdacza:
- Nie masz nic innego do roboty?!
Tedy wyłączył komputer i sięgnął po gazetę. Słyszy:
- Sprawy domowe już cię nie interesują?!
Poszedł po odkurzacz, zaczął go rozkładać. Słyszy:
- To nie wiesz, że zaraz zaczyna się mój ulubiony serial?
Poszedł do kuchni z zamiarem, by w czymś żonie pomóc. Słyszy:
- Nie widzisz, że tu jest za mało miejsca dla nas dwojga?!
Ubrał się zatem, wyszedł cicho z domu, poszedł na podwórko. Gra z sąsiadami w szachy, kiedy w jego mieszkaniu otwiera się okno i żona drze ryja:
- Misza?! Co ty myślisz, że w domu to nie ma nic do zrobienia?!

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>>740468888

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJGGlVg5PpY

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>>740469085
god damn you save more?

heres mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c

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>>740468888
/storage/emulated/0/Pictures/Telegram/

>>740468888
Lesley Beach

Also checked

>>740468888
Wooah image source?

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http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2017/07/artificial-intelligence-can-turn-2d-photos-real-world-objects?utm_campaign=news_weekly_2017-07-28&et_rid=290386054&et_cid=1464870

>>740470808
yeah just for shits and giggles

roll

https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=dog+in+disguise

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/TOPZOZ

>>740471864
Found the fag

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>>740468888
it's time for a ted talk
it works if you're ted cruz. and it's very likely OP is ted cruz

>>740468888
https://youtu.be/Ct1jn3OfFSU

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https://youtu.be/DFsx4hbbkj8

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>>740468888
https://youtu.be/c0rIRgExopA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TFxLdhmk4

>>740442569
How does it make you feel knowing our big, creamy, white dicks are what your women crave, niggers? Women simply don't want shit-coloured penises; that's a fact. Who'd want to suck on a piece of shit unless they had some sort of scat fetish? Face it, niggers, your futile attempts at cucking us is making you look desperate and in dire need of pussy. But you won't get any. Not a single woman, white or black, wants black dick unless they have a mental disorder. Everyone wants our creamy white dick. No, not want, they NEED our creamy white dick. Even if your birth defected penises are an inch or two longer, most women will still prefer ours. Why? Because we know how to use it, and it doesn't look like something she just shat out 10 minutes prior.

You niggers have attempted to reverse the roles given to you by society, but your rusty chains remain because you simply don't have enough intelligent thought to understand what kind of hornets nest you're prodding your shit-dicks into. That's the stuff you niggers have wet dreams over; imagining fucking your master's wives, sisters and mothers because it's what we've done to you for so long. It's understandable really, you just want a little piece of the cake, but like a dog, you will remain on the floor and receive only tidbits we throw your way. And that's only if you're lucky.

All two ounces of your nigger brain is fighting against what we're doing, but you can't stop us. We already won hundreds of years ago, and your women are thankful for us. We provide them with homes, infrastructure, water, electricity, and of course, our creamy, white cocks, which they love to suck on. Take a look at Africa; when we freed you niggers and let you be, your wasteland became worse; plagued with disease and drout; poorly built shanty houses made from shit and twigs. You can't even get a clean source of water. This is irrefutable evidence as to why you need us. But we don't need you.

Bow down, niggers. White master race.

>>740468888
More ?

https://i.4cdn.org/b/1501341132319.jpg

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>>740468888
Dem quads

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watchncum.com/swallowed-lana-rhoades-mia-malkova-sexpots-mia-lana-savor-every-juicy-drop

>>740468888
Torture Nude Children skyrim mod

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>>740468888
luckiest post number ever

https://1fichier.com/?3q9hmaqeth

>>740468888
>hitler quads
https://www.long-mcquade.com/?page=rentals&PageName=guitars&SubDepartmentID=38&SortBy=1#top-pagination-count

Op give last image

The weird song I've put up as my alarm started blurting at it's designated time. I wake up and the thought of doing nothing crosses my mind like everyday. I shrug it off and proceed to look at my room. A place that looks like someone's there but not very lived in. Not much furniture just a closet and a desk. I go to the bathroom and contemplate existence in the shower. Then it's the usual feast. A cold piece of bread and few rushed gulps of water. I look at the time and well it's on my side right now. I put on fresh clothes ironed last night and proceed to walk to my institution. I never seem to remember my walks maybe because I'm either thinking during those or I'm looking down and miss anything interesting. I reach class 10 minutes early like a good boy. Everyone is settling in and I get to my usual seat. Proceed to waste 15 minutes of my life tinkering with my phone. And as I look up I remember exactly why I chose this seat. She seems as fragile as ever. With her slender figure making small movements when she laughs with her friends. She's smart, beautiful and the usual. But yet there's something unusual about her. She almost stops during her gossips and just stares down. Like thinking of something or someone. That thought crosses my mind like everyday and I leave her to be as I focus on the teacher's voice over the guy behind me who's trying to break the atoms of the chewing gum in his mouth.

I'm the writer.

はい!

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this

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>>740468888
Natasha Henstridge

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>>740468888
can't, it's posted on /m/
here's next-to-last

Marquis Reagant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx1-0D6pXO0

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Deja vu, I've just been in this place before

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http://i.imgur.com/f7ZPnmV.png my ctrl v and pic is last ive saved

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All the things Blacks have created:

let's start with that computer you're typing on
- the software that drives it
- the internet & nearly all web applications
- recorded music
- motion pictures
- tv
- radio
- camera
- telephone
- light bulb
- the automobile
- rocketry
- satellites
- spacecraft
- airplanes
- skyscrapers
- telescope
- printing press
- eyeglasses
- contact lenses
- microwave oven
- metallurgy (most discoveries)
- materials science (plastics, compounds, & most other synthetics)
- 95% of medical advancements
- 95% of life saving pharmaceutical drugs
- modern food preservatives
- most scientific breakthroughs over the past 1000 years
- the bulk of mathematics, physics, chemistry, and biology
- astronomy (most discoveries and mapping techniques)
- sea navigation (most advancements)
- discovery of DNA
- microscope
- laser technology and it's myriad of uses
- harnessing electricity
- nuclear energy
- wireless technology
- air conditioning devices
- refrigeration
- modern agricultural techniques
- modern democracy
- modern capitalism (the greatest wealth distribution system ever, yes, even with all it's faults)

Blacks are the supreme race! Post this in every thread! Spread the Word!

OP last pic

>>740471214

>>740472863
>>740475354
JIDF, both of u

>>740472761
EPIC

>>740471702
Source?

>>740470808
Ew

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Mitarashi-san Chi no Jijou

>>740476807
Yea the artist is Lizzie Velasquez
Just google her

"quit streaming sniping twitchtv/reallygayguy"

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>>740475354
100% of those were invented by white people.
Niggers never invented anything important.

>>740476935
Thx mate

198.24

http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/psycroptic/theisleofdisenchantment.html

>>740475354
Just type "who invented <any of them>" into google.

order:score

>>740470808
rolls

>>740468946
Those goddamn women.

check't

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There are only two genders
It’s ya boy guzma

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Gut Knife Doppler

26 F Sexy Petite

http://i.4cdn.org/hc/1493808215897.jpg

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>>740468888

https://youtu.be/rz-_mstXfr0

Bjorn Torske & Prins Thomas

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>>740477087
Hey, be fair....

If Holly-jews are teaching us anything these days, it's that behind every major technological achievement invented by a white-man, there's a sassy fat black woman doing all the thinking for them.

Without them, we would never have gone into space.

>>740475354
Not sure if this is autism or some kind of daltonism.

>>740470808
roll

>>740470808
Rolling!

>>740478252
My preferred play style as well.

Iz postaje v Lipnici so begunce oblasti pošiljali v razna barakarska naselja in taborišča. Eno takšno barakarsko naselje je bilo v Sovodnju (Gmünd), kjer so, po odhodu beguncev s Poljske in Ukrajine nastanili posoške prebežnike. To naselje je merilo 54.000 kvadratnih metrov in naj bi, po oceni avstro-ogrskih oblasti, lahko dalo prostor 61.000 osebam. Begunci svojih barak niso, brez pisnega dovoljenja, smeli zapustiti, saj je uprava naselja s tem hotela zamejiti širjenje raznih bolezni ter, po možnosti, tudi kakršnokoli vohunsko delovanje, saj se je v času vojne avstro-ogrska monarhija bala vohunjenja ter sabotaž vsakršne vrste. Barake so imele električno napeljavo in tudi razsvetljavo, peči in štedilnik. Naselje je poleg stanovanjskih barak samih imelo tudi cerkev, šolo in ambulanto. (Slovenec 2.10.1915)

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>>740468888
@TriHardGodCx SEARCH THIS: keyboard man

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https://www.sparkchess.com/

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I came here SIX FUCKING YEARS AGO looking for friends. And all I've found have been hillbilly neonazis, sick fetishists and sex addicts, dumb stoners with shit taste in everything and terrible personalities, attention whoring trannies and animal abusers.

MILLIONS of people use this site. There has to be ONE other person who isn't a completely degenerate troglodyte here.

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>>740468888

silver-kkaltuu

http://ifunny.co/fun/15xFJHv05

>>740468888
Lucina's chest is the perfect size and complements her prodigious posterior. She's a 'go from behind' kind of girl.

Lyn's butt is a tragedy but compensated for by her soft, profuse thighs and that nape oh good god that's the shit right there. Just stick to missionary, mating press and variations thereof and you'll bypass the lack of ass.

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>>740468888
yes

>>740474315
Damn that is a fake ass

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https://soundcloud.com/evilpickle-music-dept/final-fantasy-vi-forever-rachel

I was slathering places with my shoddy work x3

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Back then it was expected to shame a girl if she was slutty or bag a guy for being an idiot.

>>740478763

>comes to 4chan for friends.
That's some top tier autistic shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH7bSmQhoqU

>>740470808
Rell

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>>740468164
Decoded:
Page Key> 1316191213141516171819

>>740479441
My country is superior to all other countries.

>>740468888
AT 10 P.M. E

>>740470585
>phoneposting

It's so hot outside I almost called my ex, just so I could be around something shady.

>>740479665
Aye, using clover

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F:\Downloads\1500431028298.jpg

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(・`д・́)

>>740468888
Half Hydrocortone

>>740479441
PLS BUDAH GEMME LAK

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One day I'll leave my life of violence behind me. Until then, I'll enjoy my work.

>>740479441
>>740480074
FAK

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>you saved.

stopped reading right there

>>740479441
what

>>740479441
The best country!

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>>740468888
Funfact:

In the german sci-fi novel series "Perry Rhodan", the longest ongoing book series in the world (started 1962), the eponymous hero gets send to the planet 'Barkon'. A gravitational catastrophe slung the barkon system out of the milky way a million years ago. The barkonids ('Barkoniden') spent hundreds of years turning their whole planet into a giant spaceship to return to their mother galaxy. The hero manages to fix a problem in the engine, which otherwise would have released all the energy intended for the travel in one giant bang. The barkonids nearly succeed in their plan to travel the 150.000 lightyears.

my response to the planet travel thread, see
>>740478535

>>740480167
k

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dVKBWz67H7

>>740479110
Kek'd

>>740468888
check'd those fucking tasty quads

>Why are watches at $ 0?

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>>740468888
cn-0p4212-48321-45m-2242

>>740479441
As long as it's not a nigger country...

The patient had a proximal humeral neck fracture 10 days prior to presentation, and arrived after a 4 hour history of worsening pain. The patient was

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>>740468888

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>>740468888

>8888
witnessed

bag bfb bfg bee aea age aea bgd bef bed bgc bef bge bgd aea

>>740468946
Najgorszy zart jak w zyciu widzialem.

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>>740481402
WHAT THE FUCK XD
that navy seal copy pasta

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http://news.sky.com/story/jeremy-corbyn-i-never-promised-to-abolish-student-debt-10958430

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Star of Courage (Australia)

>>740470808
Rogue

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>>740468888

> "... Bonus: post the last image you saved. " ;

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa7MrFssk-I

>>740482922
It took way too many takes. I need to rerecord again

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>>740468888

Dueteronomy 22:5

Alright you know what

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https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Sylveon_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

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>>740468888

>>740468888
Who is this artist?

>>740483832
this makes my penis. the big penis

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

https://youtu.be/I4J2BuIZGv0

>>740474035
Damn, more?

>>740470808
nbsaroll

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Dring dring dring dring dring dring
Je suis dingue-dingue dans ma tête
J'roule j'me fais racol' au feu par Sheitana
J'vois des frères rentrer pour des peines à la Fofana

/sh/j4bksxjlny0f6e5/AADD6ZU63y7U7Axxwjw3CuUPa?dl=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AguPH0XBxdw

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Había una vez un gato llamado Sarah.
Ella era amada por todos en la ciudad.
Un día, un idiota la atravesó.
Ahora todo el mundo tiene un ceño fruncido.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=371r7CiBTRI

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>>740468888
I'm pretty sure it's suppose to be porn :/ oh well.

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Hajimete no Gal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNkp7lj08Bk

>>740470808
Gwan

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>>740468888
https://youtu.be/_s3WZVWkT5Q

>>740470808
y

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>>740468888

>>740468888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKgQXKiyxKY

>BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>740479441
roll

>>740479441
Roll

>>740470808
roll

Sachiko Koshimizu

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>For the interior of Jupiter, let's imagine taking a descent from cloud-tops down to the core based on our best guesses of what lies below.
>You start falling through the high, white ammonia clouds starting at 0.5 atmospheres, where the Sun is still visible. It's very cold here, -150 C (-240 F). Your rate of descent is roughly 2.5x that of Earth, since gravity is much stronger on Jupiter.
>You emerge out the bottom of the cloud deck somewhere near 1 atmosphere. It's still somewhat bright, with sunlight filtering through the ammonia clouds much like an overcast day on Earth. Below, you see the second cloud-deck made of roiling brown ammonium hydrosulphide, starting about 2 atmospheres.
>As you fall through the bottom of this second cloud deck, it's now quite dark, but warming up as the pressure increases. Beneath you are white water clouds forming towering thunderstorms, with the darkness punctuated by bright flashes of lightning starting somewhere around 5 atmospheres. As you pass through this third and final cloud-deck it's now finally warmed up to room temperature, if only the pressure weren't starting to crush you.
>Emerging out the bottom, the pressure is now intense, and it's starting to get quite warm, and there's nothing but the dark abyss of ever-denser hydrogen gas beneath you. You fall through this abyss for a very, very long time.
>You eventually start to notice that the atmosphere has become thick enough that you can swim through it. It's not quite liquid, not quite gas, but a "supercritical fluid" that shares properties of each. Your body would naturally stop falling and settle out somewhere at this level, where your density and the atmosphere's density are equal. However, you've brought your "heavy boots" and continue your descent.

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exclusively

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>>740468888
Nice Quad

Hell, I'll do both:

https://getasmurf.com/product/gold-nova-i/

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Like the one with the holes

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sapientia-official

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But he drastically underestimated the influence of Dantean poetics on the etymological mutations of Finnegans Wake. I gave him the quickrundown but he's convinced of stendahl and mann

>>740470808
Rolling

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nope you just sound ignorant making no snese

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ4iuhj9HTc

>>740468888
http://i.imgur.com/3FeV8fC.png

>>740483475
It would be an empty room

Victor's Piano Solo

>>740470808
also roll

>>740470808
rollerino

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Didn't have anything to ctrl+v so I just got the link off of the first video on pornhub: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59724e2c40876

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https://www.eporner.com/hd-porn/D3b26KRNjvf/Two-Sleeping-Teens-Play-With-Cock/

>>740479441
rewll

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>>740468888
>>>/d/7527919

>>740470808
llor

>>740494383
wtf is a cat burglar?

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>>740468888

1987760877

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvmVnTQtZQY

>>740468888
"You're are Douchebag, Mr.Grinch, your pulling quite a stunt
you're as rancid as pierce Morgan, that disease infested cunt MR GRINCH
on second thought, your NOT AS BAD AS PIERCE MORGAN!
your a dipshit, Mr.Grinch, AND YOUR HEARTS A PIG'S ASSHOLE!
Your brains full of used tampons, you've got smegma in your soul MR GRINCH
I wouldn't fuck you with a... ELEVEN AND THREE QUARTER INCH MEAT POLE!
Your an asshat, Mr.Grinch, you have lesions on your skin
you have all the warmth and compassion of a republican MR GRINCH!
Given the choice between you, I'd almost take THE REPUBLICAN!
Your a scrotum, Mr.Grinch, your a wussy, pussy BITCH
You stuff kittens in your asshole, you drink sewage from the ditch, MR GRINCH
The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote "TWIT, TWAT, TWUT?"
Your a pussbag, Mr.Grinch, you think santorum is a sauce
If douchebags an occupation, than you sir are the boss, MR GRINCH
Tour soul is morally comparable to the self absorbed facebook status of some mindless attention whore making that horrible duck face, wearing obnoxious PIIINK LIIP GLOSSS
I confess now, Mr.Grinch, that I kind of like your style
the way that you just take things seems to really make me smile, MR GRINCH
Your an abominably horrendous entity who's every deed is loathsome, but then, WE ARE EVERY ONCE IS A WHIIILE!"

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>>740468888
Fucking quads

>>740482878
to nie żart, to tak wygląda.

>>740479441
please have legal prostitutes

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>>740468888
27 LANDS
3 Cinder Glade
3 Forest
3 Misty Rainforest
6 Mountain
2 Sheltered Thicket
2 Stomping Ground
4 Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle
4 Wooded Foothills
8 CREATURES
4 Primeval Titan
4 Sakura-Tribe Elder

18 INSTANTS and SORC.
2 Anger of the Gods
3 Farseek
3 Lightning Bolt
4 Scapeshift
4 Search for Tomorrow
2 Summoner's Pact
7 OTHER SPELLS
3 Chandra, Torch of Defiance
2 Engineered Explosives
2 Relic of Progenitus

SIDEBOARD
1 Ancient Grudge
1 Beast Within
2 Chameleon Colossus
2 Nature's Claim
3 Obstinate Baloth
1 Primal Command
1 Reclamation Sage
1 Relic of Progenitus
2 Roast
1 Tireless Tracker

https://youtu.be/LeM9LnaBI7c

>>740479441
pls

>>740495512
Isn't Primetime banned in EVERYTHING?

>>740495644
not in modern m8

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERES PRIME TIME