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Got into a school, no one else here... Dubs tells me what to do...

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Got into a school, no one else here...

Dubs tells me what to do...
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Cum on a locker
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Cum in a locker

break open if necessary
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Nah cum on a water fountain or in the main office
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Roll for shit in hallway
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shit on a teachers desk and post pic with timestamp
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>>740451067
Shit in your hand and mush it everywhere
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>>740451067
Go to cafeteria, ice cubes in the deep fryer.
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shit on the floor
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Walk in the girls bathroom
Show us the filth
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run around the entire building naked
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>>740451067
go home.
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>>740451067
Take a shit in teachers lounge
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Break into a locker and do somebody's homework for them.
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pull the fire alarm
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>>740451067
Graduate
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>>740451067
Take a huge dump in the middle of the walkway
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>>740451298
roll
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Go put some music on the PA system and then walk around breaking stuff with a spring in your step.
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call the police and stay there
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>>740451067
Shit on the front desk.
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Wait to get bitten by the responding police dog.
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Run naked through the entire school
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>>740451067
Shoot the place up
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>>740451322
>homework
Its summer tho.
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>>740451223
roll
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shit on floor
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Why are you in a Highschool at the ass end of july?
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>>740451355
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>>740451067
Just explore.
Steal a bunch of shit no one would notice or care about, but you would find interesting.
Search lockers for drugs, porn, whatever.
Be perverted with the bathrooms, I dunno.
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How about a timestamp next to an unlocked room
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>>740451067
Don't lie you worthless fucking janitor. Mop like you're supposed to
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I hope you are wearing a mask.
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sit down
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>>740451318
lmao
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Underageb& pls go
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leave the building
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They probably have cameras on right now, so do something about that.
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>>740451433
This.
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shit on floor with timestamp
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>>740451433
W I N R A R
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Make bomb, blow up rooms. Then post pics, OP won't deliver.
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Steal a lot of stuff from their locker wich has their name on it and put it in a different locker
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set off the fire alarm
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Cum on teachers desks and/or bulletin boards. Piss on the windows
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Time stamp
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>>740451223
rolling
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>>740451067
Study dumbass
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>>740451214
this for the water fountain
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Cum on someone's desk
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Go home, why the fuck are you in a school when you obviously aren't capable of being educated?
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Shit in a desk drawer
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>>740451759
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>>740451777
Trips get
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>>740451067
Steal as many flash drives as you can. Even if this isn't dubs you're still a pussy for not doing it.
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>>740451067
Take a shit in the corridor and cum on it.
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I'm in a room full of supplies, treadmills, and other equipment currently
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>>740451777
Well boys, I guess this is it
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Jizz on some important looking papers
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>>740451067
FILL EVERY COMPUTER IN THE PLACE WITH CP
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>>740451823
I'll get some floppy disks...
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>>740451759
This
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>>740451922
Just steal a bunch of shit you think is cool or you'd need.
Leave a clever marker somewhere, like write on a piece of paper "pies are good" or just some stupid shit. Set on a background on a computer to gore if you're ballsy enough.
Did you check for cameras, fag?
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girl's locker room
take pics
find undergarments
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>>740451984
Agreed. OP better have checked for cameras, else he'll get fucked pretty soon
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>>740451675
what's the mascot?
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Did this...in every room...
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>>740451067
It's not cool or anything but run as fast as you can from end of the longest hall, to the other.
I always wanted to do that.
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>>740452128
...
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>>740452061
Gay
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Cum on teachers desks and destroy important things
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Hahaha
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>>740452061
so you're objective is to bring MORE summer in here? i can't say this hard enough. GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>740452188
No, just steal them.
Cooler and gives you more profit.
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>>740452061
Fun Fact: Cameras
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>>740452188
Winrar
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>>740452128
>>740452167
Please op
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destroy all cameras if there are any
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>>740451067
shit in your hand and smear it all over your face, then smile for the security cams
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>>740451067
go to the library and learn something new.
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People here now...in hiding
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>>740452373
approach them
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>>740452342
No, go there and shuffle all the books around but put them back backwards
No body will be able to find anything
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>>740452373
You're fucked op
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>>740452373
Nigger you're fucked.
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>>740452411
Winner
Op won't deliver though because he's fucking lame
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>>740452373
Take pic of the girl
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>>740452373
GTFO and/or play it cool
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>>740452373
Act like a janitor and confront them as to why they're in The school
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>>740452373
Get naked, act confused and afraid if they see you
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Also I would suggest to get permanent marker to draw hyper-realistic dicks
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>>740452472
roll
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Brah you gonna get caught
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Throwing it
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>>740451067
Someone is taking summer classes.
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>>740452616
Shit...they noticed...runnin!
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>>740452616
Why kek
>Doesn't want to get caught
>LETS THROW TENNIS BALL
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Wait do the Danny Divito Trashman impression in front of them and run out, make sure to look as mentally unstable as possible!
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>>740452628
It's a middle school...im not a preteen
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Place copies of Mein Kampf on all of the teachers desks, take photos then report to the media that the school is anti semetic
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>>740452616
fucking nigger
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Scream dicks out for harambe
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>>740452688
I wrote 1488 HH on the boards too if that's any consolation
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Barricade urself in the most interesting room
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Use your phone, blast porn, run out, drive
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>>740451067
I work for the a school district and trust me it's a very shitty one let's just say hands up don't shoot is where this district is at.Someone is always watching you on Camera they do it for fun. See you in jail
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>>740452865
Played moonman as I ran out...escaped without capture
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>>740452960
Pics or it didn't happen
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put swastikas on the whiteboards
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>>740452061
what does it say? image 404'd for me forsome reason
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Put Animal porn on the computers
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>>740452992
It happened...pics weren't really possible whilst running and playing video and looking for an exit
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>>740453032
(On whiteboard)

PRAISE KEK
SHADILAY
TRUMP 2020

- The Hacker Known as 4CHAN
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If there are is anyone in any of the rooms yell NIGGERKIKEFAGGOTHOE
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>>740451067
Is OP still in the building?
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>>740453164
Got noticed, had to evac
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>>740453114
Saged and reported
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7/29/2017, the day a 4chan /b/tard proved himself to be a minor nuisance to a middle school summer program
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>>740453222
>222
I want to congratulate you for a cancerous trips
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>>740453325
I take that as a compliment
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>>740453326
need to check yourself, newfag.
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>>740453325
>a minor nuisance
Maybe if he used sharpie on the white boards. Otherwise he didn't really do anything.
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>>740453432
Sorry, my /s4s/ sprung a leak
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>>740453568
you mean that board you just heard about yesterday? pls tell me more
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>>740453764
Shit, did I not lurk long enough?
Sorry I am plaguing your perfect board.
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>>740451355
DO IT OP YA' FAGGOT
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>>740451355
Chizzecked
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>>740451067
Put a mattress in the pool, it usually takes a crane to get it out.
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>>740454858
This
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>>740455001
Off by one
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>>740451067
girls bathroom and fap to tampons. hope the cleaner hasnt got to them yet
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>>740454858
>create a lot of work for some other person for no reason!
>omg so edgy, so funny, lol xD
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>>740455058
Oddly specific.
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>>740455204
this was what i did but i didnt realise it was school holidays. Was still fun tho
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Find the Intercom and Yell Nigger
>inb4 Edgy and Original
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>>740455204
stupid sexy skeltal
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>>740455136
>>740454858
>>740451067

mattress Plan has been chosen by rule of butt-hurt. Make it so OP. praise Kek.
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>>740455323
Rolling
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>>740451067
Study.
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>>740451067
Shit in transparent bag , tie it to the door of your classroom
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>>740451267
They would sink right?
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OP's gone
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Did he broke in or wut??
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>>740455812
Still here
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>>740455756
This could go a few different ways actually.
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>>740455828
I came
I saw
I conquered
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Buy gasoline and set the whole damn building on fire.
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>>740455898
aw. so close. rolling
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Cum on door handles, get off on the idea that a whole bunch of people will have to touch it
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>>740455890
"Buy". You don't know us too well do you.
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>>740455880
I used to work as chef, fryers go mental if you don't totally dry them after cleaning, just throwing a load of water in would fuck them up enough come monday morning
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>>740456065
so what is your actual answer here?
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>>740455898
rolling
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Take a shit them scoot up the corridor on your ass leaving a nice long skidmark for the janitor
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>>740456199
No, for them all.
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Go into the girls changing rooms and lick the furniture
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Take a shitload of laxatives and leave a deposit in every single sink and urinal in the building
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take a shit in the boy's locker room
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>>740456199
win
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>>740456199
>>740456566
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>>740451067
Take ur dick out and
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>>740456699
Your fate has been sealed
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lie on your back and piss as high as you cAn directly upwards
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Take off your clothes and crawl around the corridors babbling like a tard, when they come back to check the cameras they'd have a right giggle
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Take oil and pour it all over the floor so janitor cant wash it off
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>>740457223
Off by one
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>>740452061
Why praise kek and not praise Satan? Would be creepier to see that in a school.

Also, rolling for: Leave a fake suicide note in every classroom. Print the notes.
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Enough of this.

OP, its time to deliver
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>>740451067

BITCH DO YOU EVEN PB?

https://www.google.co.in/search?q=POOPING+BANDIT
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>>740451415
Roll for this but with timestamp!
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go into the principals office, try to find the passwords for the faculty accounts, and change your grades
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>>740451675
You fucking faggot.
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try to get as many photos of school documents and get passwords to the faculty accounts. make sure you dont get caught
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Go in principals office and unplug the motherboard from power supply after u copy all porn files on flash drive or just make backdoor to every pc in school...
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/ Summerfag thread......>_>
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How is your open house? Are figuring out where all your classes are gonna be?
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>>740451067
Pick up a mop and get back to work nigger
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cum on a door handle
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Shoot cum all over a girl's bathroom or locker room.
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>>740462736
Or on the toilet handles
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was there "cum literally everywhere" comment yet?
if not the i'll be one
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There was suicide graffiti all over the bathroom stalls in boys and girls rooms. I took pic but it is too large, will try to make it smaller.
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>>740463695
Make with the cum.
>>740463624
>>740462736
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>>740451415
The janitors will have emptied anything still in lockers and cleaned them by now.

There's nothing in those lockers.

Source: have worked as summer janitor before.
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>>740452373
Stop this pushy shit start breaking windows and mirrors you fuck boi
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>>740452688
I am sure he showed up with a stack of Mein Kampfs up his asshole juat for this occasion
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>>740451067
Kill everyone
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>>740456699
>Getting dub dubs made of the dubs you replied to
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>>740454858
Do most middle schools have either pools, or mattresses?

I am going with no on both.

Also, I am sure I could get a mattress out of a pool without a crane, singlehandedly. Not without damaging it.
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>>740455880
If the fryer is on, there is only one way this is going: inferno
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>>740456699
fucking witnessed
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>>740451067
go through the personnel filing cabinet in the office.
look to see if any of your teachers have received disciplinary actions
>take pictures of files, blackmail teachers
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