okay faggots, lets hear your excuses

>>740413426

Because I spent my teen years being a beta, my early 20s being homeless, my mid 20s getting back on my feet and ashamed of myself, and my late 20s getting a college degree so I can have some semblance of a quality of life.

Ain't no time for relationships amidst all that fail.

Because girls think Depression, OCD, and (mild) Tourette's are some cute little quirk I have unti we're a few months in and they can't fix me. Once they realize that I can't help my compulsions it becomes a turn off.

im a fat, balding asian microdicked manlet with shitty teeth and shitty eyesight.

this is why i pay for sex.

>>740413426
I got no fucking clue
It's either Autism, or my like for tomboys

i havent left my house in a solid 2 weeks now, and its about the same gap before that. the last time i talked to a girl around my age was at the checkout.

so i dont even get a chance to let my shittyness take over because i never let a opportunity arise

>>740413426
i really dont love me like i should

Because I don't know how to talk to them right, and because my 1st and only so far left me for god. :'(

>>740414350
Ha amature
I can go years without leaving my house.
THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO GET YOU

>>740414503
i literally only leave my house to buy games for my switch. i know so little people and have no hobbies i cant even make a reason to leave. also im too woke and government wants me dead

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>>740413426
Because I'm too busy getting ahead in my profession. No time for tittymonsters

>>740413426
I'm a strong, independent man who don't need no woman!

>>740413426
bcos anon doesn't have friends

>>740414640
your future wife is getting railed by chad, way to go cuck

>>740414640
even memes aside its pretty valid, unless your skipping on some form of "true love" gf's are so overrated, anyone can suck your cock, and can do it with a lot less head ache

>>740413426
Cuz girls my age are too stupud and id rather focus on my work. Plus im probably just going to kill myself anyway

>>740413426

I have a wife. She wants me to come to bed and fuck her. Instead I'm watching Simpsons reruns and browsing /b/

>>740413426
was too "needy" over 2 days to a girl I was pursuing for 6 months, and was convinced she was interested

at my age it's just single moms, crazies, and uggos left.

the one girl I like never wants to have a relationship with me again so I decided I'm gonna be a lonelyfag unless she changes her mind. we're sitll friends so I'm not gonna kms. I could probably have a girlfriend if I wanted to but I don't

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Because I prefer being alone.

...there I said it.

>>740414757
In 5 years I'll be signing Chads minimum wage paycheck whilst making 200k a year. I win the long game m8

>>740415131

yeah, until your wife wants an open marriage you fucking cuck

i dont have a gf because the only reson i ever had a gf was because they said we couldnt fuck again unless we were official. i was a pussy back then and i caved, now i just spit game and tell a bitch im not the bf type but they still fall. silly hoes

>>740415131

Your degree is gonna look really good on the wall behind the register at the gas station. I'll take 20 on pump 7 and 2 tins of grizzly fine cut

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>>740415110
weirdo

But I do. 2 weeks tommorow.

I did it guys.

>>740413426
I keep thinking eventually my path will lead me to someone right for me. I'm a pretty average dude, not gross but not ripped. It takes personality to get girls when you look as "meh" as I do. My idea of a date is a few blunts and some music. I'm not exactly interesting.

>>740415131
How do you win by paying Chad to fuck your wife in the past?

>>740415383
relationships are for pussies. pussy

>>740413426
Because anon is mostly a misogynic, multiphobic racist

The last time I was with a girl was 5 years ago and she tore my heart out, turned almost all of our mutual friends against me, and I was fucked up over the whole thing for 3 and half years after.

I dropped out of college. I'm working a shitty job barely getting by. If I enter that level of depression again I'll probably kill myself. I just can't afford to let me get that point again right now.

i think i didnt put that much effort talking to girls when i was younger (playing video games all day), and now i dont know how to deal with them. I really regret that. Do you guys think is not to late for a 18yo to addapt to the outside world?

Because I'm too busy fucking yours.

Because im shy, very shy. Oh, and I'm a dick

>>740415264
Wife? Don't make me laugh! why the fuck would I waste my time with a whining bag of fat when I could buy sex and not loose half my shit after 20 years lol

>>740413426
I do, my wife picked her out for me.

i greatly enjoy being alone and i consider myself hugely addicted to solitude and the quiet that comes with it. i'm older, i am way set in my ways, its just not possible to fit a woman into my life anymore, at least not without a lot of effort that i don't want to expend. every couple of years i get into a brief relationship, mostly keeping up the boyfriend charade for as long as i can keep the sex going, then i just let the relationship die when i get sick of them, and then i go back to being alone for a period.

>>740415541
everybody has had their heart broken, youre not the only one. the funny thing is the more you show a bitch you dont give a fuck the more she wants u

>>740415284
Degree... I'm a craftsman, not some liberal artsy fartsy faggot. My feild is in demand and it's only going up

>>740413426
Because I have no social skills at all

Is what I would say if I didn't have a girlfriend

>>740415420
Not good at thinking, are you?

>>740413426
I'm a fucking retarded antisocial freak who always fucks up whatever i have going for me. The last girl I really talked to was hella interested in me and I know she was but yet I started doubting myself and just quit talking to her. I'm not the kind of guy that is considered loveable and I'm more than likely going to kill myself before I'm 20.

>>740415670
Being a felon I'm desperately looking for a Craftsman to take me on. Preferably carpentry. But they see the word felony, not caring about how long ago or what happened and I get a big fat no.

>>740415741
u sound like a bitch, man up pussy

My wife won't let me have a girlfriend.

>>740413426
Because personally, I prefer guys

Last girlfriend I had was perfect in every conceivable way, shared similar tastes, traits and were completely smitten with one another, would constantly try her best to rebuild my confidence, always made badass food, had sick friends, everything about her was phenomenal, even her harsh negative traits that she would regularly utilize to strengthen my resilience
Adored the ever living fuck out of her but unfortunately was too immature and cuckoo brained to make her feel secure with me as a life partner, despite both of us wanting to share a beautiful life and children together
I just fucked it up, big time, she showed me the possibility that I could actually be myself for once and my arrogant insecurities wanted to show it off to everyone but her
Now she blocked me from communication because I gradually went insane, now I'm just suspended in hollow mediocrity unfortunately knowing she'll never return to me

>>740415824
Ha, gayyyyyyyyyyyy

>>740415809
you gotta know someone in the field to slip in through the cracks

most women I meet are far from interesting. I've yet to find any who think like I do.

>>740415670

Sure thing kid

>>740415856
First mistake. Nobody is perfect.

>>740415580
you say that now but ive seen guys like you, yeah, middle manager types, theyre all bros before hoes until they get some faint whiff of vag, then all their principles go out the window because they never had much to begin with. you act all tough now like one of those MGTOW faggots but wait until one sinks her claws into you and that juicy 200k/year lifestyle. you wont see it coming.

Got asked to prom this year but said no because I prefer to be alone. Had a thing with an asian girl last year but she was really crazy so it didnt last more than a few weeks. I honestly think dating isn't worth the effort. Same thing with most friendships lol

>>740415856
because u put the bitch on a pedestal, a girl wont have respect for a guy that worships her.

>>740415891
Yeah I was told that. Unfortunately I have no friends and don't know anybody.

>>740415809
Make friends first m8. If you're chummy with a craftsman and he knows you're not a sack of shit (if you are a sack of shit, don't try) then he'll look past anything to get you set up

it's because i was kidnapped as a young boy and got trapped in the normie world for a century. no girl likes a guy with an unclassy collection of memes. all of mine are stale.

>>740415809
>craftsman

haha, okay.

>>740413426
"You're a wonderful guy, anon"

If anon was so wonderful, anon would have a girlfriend.
Most guys just don't have the balls to make a move, and the ones that do and get turned down get all butthurt and either treat the woman like shit after that, or beg her for nudes or sex.
Anon is a horny motherfucker who's also a desperate pussy.

>>740415921
Her flaws were harder to detect than my own, but yeah, I suppose idolizing her was unhealthy. It was just impossible not to considering the wonderful experiences we shared
She was it man, and I no other women deserves to be settled for

>>740413426
I am convinced I am just unattractive. Even if I was totally ripped it'd probably not be enough. I'd get rich for at least fake love but I'm not even smart enough for that.

>>740416085
"Friend Zone" excuse.

>>740416000
True. I'm taking a class or two when I can afford it at my local college, I'm sure to meet someone in the field.

>>740415982
do you know anybody that works in politics or anybody in a fraternal brotherhood?

>>740413824
This man, I like him. I knew I wasnt the only one

Because I got depressed and developed a sissy kink that I'm trying to shake

>>740416186
Yes, sort of.

A defense lawyer owes me, I could hit him up for a recommendation.

>>740415922
>middle manager
>200k
Man, you don't know much about money do you?

>>740416287
"middle manager types"

>>740416150
Then don't settle, know what you want and go for it.
>>740416067
Suck my 7 inch cock.

>>740413426
Bitch I'm about to buy my first house with money from the bank that needs to be repaid plus motherfucking interest I can't afford to get a girlfriend, buy a ring to marry her and THEN risk her taking half my shit in divorce court.

>>740415972
I used to be like that, degrading women out of spiteful backlash, but honestly she was just a better person than I was, and I have no problem admitting that
More vibrant of a personality, able to succeed with ease where I struggled immensely
It's too easy for me to say she's not shit now to cope, but I've never met anyone like her and know I won't again

>>740413824
Same here, just add paranoia

>>740416349

7 inches is not a cock

>>740413426
20
maybe a 5.5 at best and if I put some effort into it
got no job and money
living with my dad
got nothing to do so I play WoW at least 14 hours a day
The usual woman nowadays annoys me + I'm a misogynist
I can't settle for som cunt in my league, usually only attracted to at least 8+
Also depression + a general disinterrest in people at all

enough?

>>740416180
Keep taking classes man! take any opportunity to meet others in your field, being friendly is the best way to market yourself and the best way to get jobs, It'll be hard as fuck until you get your foot in the door but once you do, you're on easy street

I'm getting deployed and I don't want to invest in anyone only to leave them heartbroken when it's my time to go.

i don't require sexual interactions in a valued companionship. I'd certainly like to meet a woman who thinks as I do, but as of yet it has not happened. I'm okay with this.

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>>740413426
>Live in Mexico
>Girls are the absolute worst

Let me tell you about mexican girls:
>If they're white, that means they are beautiful. But they also tend to be mayor cunts and sluts in the first place. If they aren't, and they love one art that isn't music, then SHE is the one in a million. But these girls are extremely rare, mostly because some chad brayan hernandez already hooked her up
>If she isn't white and is a little tan or ''latina'', you should avoid at all costs. They're ugly, they have shit taste in everything, and worst of all, they don't care about you. Worst couples ever
>Black girls are as rare as white girls. Like, true ebony girls. They tend to be taller, and have great bodies, but their faces can drastically change in a few years. Great for banging, not great for anything else
>Asian girls are one of a kind. Extremely religious, extremely ugly (been in 5 different states of the republic, they all look the same). They also are very likely to be a baby-machine, so avoid at all costs if they lack a purpose in life
>Redheads and blondes are the exact same as white girls

I have made a mental list of redflags that make a girl an unworthy love partner. It's quite difficult finding one that has no more than 5, and the one that IS perfect for my tastes already has a chad behind her.

You have no idea what it feels to have sex without that ''true love feeling''. Grandpa was right after all, ''One thing is having a gf, the other is delivering yourself to the heart''
I'm waiting for that time to come now

>>740416349
She wants nothing to do with me and she's all I want, just have to try and build myself back up from the consequences and tolerate the bleak reality ahead

>>740416272
if you want it, dont let anything stop you from getting it. find a few locals to apply at, have the lawyer speak on your behalf saying that youve reformed and changed as a person. even if the union doesnt except you doesnt mean that you still cant pursue your passion.

>>740416437
Thanks, I needed that boost. Living in Cali is hard enough.
>>740416416
Stop lying to yourself. Sorry some of us are happy and refuse to cry and bitch.

i have a girlfriend
i always have
i want to die
but i dont

theres no winning this game

>>740413426
Most of the women I interact with on a daily basis are either married, vapid, or 20-30 years older than I am. Last one wouldn't necessarily be a dealbreaker if they are MILF material.but none have shown interest.

fiancee left because my mom gave me money for a wedding and i spent it on down payment for a nice house instead, and told her we can just get married in city hall. i guess im grateful i saw her true colors before signing any papers.

>>740416416
there a multiple women I have met who I could barely fuck cause their pussy was so tight, and I'm 6 inches.

also, learn to eat pussy correctly and you might as well not even have a dick.

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>>740413426
i do but she has a husband

>>740416494
How is the weather way up there on your pedestal?

>>740416378
fuck that bitch bro, you gotta know as a man youre better than women by a long shot. women are the weaker of the species. but mofos make them seem as if they have all the power.

>>740416561

you speak like a fucking retard, youre really banking on this "personality" thing arent you?

i love these threads because it shows that this generation of men are not a bunch of cucks. thank you guys.

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i actually do have a gf:v

>>740416507
Dude you need to detox from her. Realize she is not the end all.
Get some bros, get some cash and hit a strip club up. Rinse repeat until that ass shakin in front of you makes you forget about what's her name.
You might actually miss out on a great girl if you keep holding a candle for the previous one.

>>740416677
u just gotta do more foreplay to get her wetter. stick some finger up there to preheat the oven, rub on the g spot

>>740415552
You're still a fucking kid. Get out there and learn the hard way. You'll mess up plenty, but who cares?

>>740416538
I was wrongfully convicted of crimes that would have put me in jail for 2 life sentences, when the DA got arrested himself for rape and sodomy with a gun, they found evidence exonerating me.
Unfortunately by that time I had gotten my ass beat by 2 deputies who claimed I attacked them. In cuffs, feet in cuffs, waist in cuffs....
So I got hit with that.

>>740416776
She did something to me I have no earthly idea of explaining, restored my personality to a beautiful configuration they transcended thoughtful comprehension
No other girl can do that
I know the power she has over me, it's unyielding, and I've tried to extract gratification elsewhere but all attempts have been bloody and fruitless
I genuinely have little to live for now knowing that I'm damned to operate automatically from here on end
I simply do out of obligation and meager hope

>>740416785
You are no longer worth my time. Good luck, you need it.

>>740413426
Because I'm fat and as a result won't approach women.

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>>740415809

>>740417106
Honestly...was she your first? That would explain it...

>>740416945
As I've said, no other person has ever or will ever unlock that part of me
I've immersed myself in debauchery before, but it pales in comparison now knowing I fucked up a once in a lifetime opportunity to be who I was instead of who I wad expected to be

>>740417204

the fucking kind of autist says "you are no longer worth my time"? no wonder youre a fucking virgin

i hope your arts and crafts field get automated. get fucked.

I need to save money.

>>740417204
haha, okay.

>>740417388
realest nigga in this thread

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>>740415131
>>740415580
>>740415670
>tell me its bait please

>>740417294
Nah, I've womanizer before, had the thought of "the one" a multitude of times but everything surrounding her entrance into my life and what transpired afterwards confirmed that it was actually her, at least to me

>>740416776
lol fucking redpill shitbag

>>740417106
getting your soul ripped out is like the rite of passage. i got mines ripped out and shitted on, time heals all.

>>740413426
I literally do not think being in a relationship would make me any happier.

>>740417343
The butthurt is real.

Damn you are damaged as fuck.

Get help man.

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>>740416744
>How is the weather way up there on your pedestal?
32C in the afternoon, 27C overnight (with a small chance of rain)

Might as well use Celsius since our body is 80% water

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>>740417484

>>740413426
I do, pretty easy honestly. She doesn't even look half bad either.

>>740417626
Lol. At least you real about it. >>740417343
Unlike this faggot

>>740417591
i hope your felony haunts you forever.

>>740413426
I never go out and try to get a girlfriend even though I think I'm a decent guy

>>740417713
Nah. Makes it harder sure, but unlike you, a pussy ass bitch who blames the world, its not gunna hold me back

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>>740417702
Damn right I am

>>740413426
Because I have a wife

>>740417713
thats just cold breh

>>740415856
im in this phase rn
anyway to prevent it from crashing?

>>740417543
Is won't entirely, unfortunately now I know how the world actually functions and though I've grown somewhat stronger in her absence but I deep down know I abandoned a godsend
I can't even properly cry about it with how deeply she altered my very being

>>740413426
because i have a wife, i know.

cause i'm fat loser on 4chan

>>740416196
>>740416411
Luckily I don't deal with paranoia too badly. I self-medicate with drugs (pot and coke) and it's easier to just sit at home and get fucked up rather than go out and try to meet people.

>>740417798
it already has.

>>740417852
Are you sure you weren't high, or abducted?

>>740416968 my problem is that i dont have anywhere to start from, i just know a few girls.

Well I do have a gf, but I'm still bitter for the times because I didn't because I still think the game is unfair and women only go for certain things at certain times, and if you're just simply not available at the right time, you lose. It doesn't even necessarily have to do with being better than other guys..... and that's exactly why I'm bitter. Because women will not look past any minor inconvenience or perceived irrelevant lack, see they're missing out on a good person, and instead either choose to be alone or be with some duoche. It's stupid. To women, social proof is more important than the person standing right in front of the. As soon as I actually got a gf, all of a sudden a shit tonne of women became intersted and guess what... I'm exactly the same fucking person!! But oh, all of a sudden, they start seeing the things that were already there, and now they're attracted because some other girl was smart enough to actually get with me.

because the most amazing girl i have ever met wanted a timeline i couldn't give her. whats the point of dating someone else when they are all so fucking boring?

>>740417885
And I'm still standing bitch. Your sucking your thumb hating on anyone doing better than you. You cry yourself to sleep don't you?

>>740418060
what happened to "not worth your attention"? looks like i really hit a sore spot, youve got a lot of shit to prove to people dont you?

im gay

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fear of mental illnesses in a partner. every single one ended up diagnosed in the end.

i've given up at this point. easier to become my own waifu.

>>740418120
It became fun. Plus I'm pooping. Bored.

>>740418135
maybe youre the one with the mental illness

>>740414914
Are you 15?

>>740418173
>damage control with an inflated display of apathy

>>740417852
you should change your sex cause u sound like a straight up bitch

>>740417844
Do your best to genuinely put her before yourself regardless of how unimaginably difficult it will be
A true partner understands that their life is in their hands and no one else's, so either fight through the terror or release her to someone who will

>>740417982
Positive, I'm sober now and still suffer the backlash from unrelated people after the events that happened between us
I used get away with everything and now nothing

>>740418240
Whatever helps you sleep at night man. In the end, your the one who will die alone.

>>740418252
I'd be more so if that provoked any incentive to change for your behalf in all honesty

>>740414639
Hookah lounge. People that frequent those places tend to be very open if you're even ok at opening up to people.

>>740418260
Genuinely curious what happened...like damn.

>>740418326
yeah, okay, from the guy whose life plan includes "paying for sex".

>>740418350
i would just pimp u out

>>740413426
Because, for some reason, girls don't go for wonderful guys.

>>740418135
Mental illness is pretty vague. That could be OCD, Trichotillomania, Depression, etc. Intensity varies. You'll never find a woman who is 100% sane. Find someone you like, if you help them with their struggles they'll help with yours.

>>740418418
What? Lol. I've been married 11 years now. What are you on?

Anyways, gunna wipe my ass and think of you. It's been fun dude. You get back to your microwave meal for one.

>>740417993
... continued. So yeah, if you don't have a girlfriend, a big reason why might because...... get ready for it... BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!! But let me tell you something, being bitter about it won't help you. You just have to eat it. But I'm just saying, I'm not one of those assholes who will be like, if you don't have a gf it's bc you suck and it's your fault. Whatever, fuck off with that. I hold true to my view that the system kinda blows for a lot of guys, even after getting what I want. It was NOT just me complaining about bullshit. Yeah, it's good that I succeeded eventually buuuut.... fuck that was still some bullshit.

>>740418500
i hope you get divorce raped for half your shit

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>>740418260
already been through that terror, her addiction and mental illness at its worst but we're out of that and back to our love dovey phase. thanks for the tips anon best of luck to you, selflessness sounds like it might pay off

>>740413426
I have three. I'm working on the fourth right now.

>>740413426

Because I'm married, and I'm pretty sure my wife would NOT approve.

>fat
>bald
>poor
>unemployed
>lazy
>selfish
>not very social
>high female physical standards
>would not date any of the single girls I currently know

>>740418498
>>740418135
work with the mental illness, kinda fucked up but use it to your benefit. make a really depressed girl depend on you and then use her for sex, you won't believe how easy it actually is

>>740418383
She put me in a position beyond time and space, yet I chose to incorporate her into my arrogant, self-serving mythos
She equipped me with tools to survive and showed me a world intersecting this one that was beyond belief to me, yet everyone seemed to know about
But gradually I just became helplessly dependent on her, I couldn't even think of what to do since every thought was closely monitored or even implanted with others
Honestly, I was a horrible fucking mess with her and selfishly expected her to fix me after seeing what she was capable of
Easily the most amazing person I've ever met in my life

>>740416494
>mayor sluts

My nigga did you just type in an accent?

Heroin addict

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Live in the US and want a gf? Go to /soc/
Want a good gf? Go outside

If you're on 4chan you're not a good person. Stop doing shitty things like going on 4chan and things will get better.

Socially awkward and fat. I've gotten close a couple times but I pushed them away with my lack of confidence. I'm a pathetic human being.

>>740418453
Super

>>740418671
Genuinely relieved you're not who I thought and am glad things are working out for you

My wife wouldn't really like that I guess.

>>740418856
Original mental illness poster here. Haha, see, I'm not actually opposed to that in theory. The issue is that, if BOTH people in a relationship suffer from depression (mine is severe), that relationship will always be tumultuous. When I go into a depressive state it persists for a long time and I have zero interest in going out, having sex, or talking to anyone beside what is necessary. I have a friend who wants to be my slave. She wants me to rape her, loan her out to friends and let them rape her (even gang shit), wants me to pimp her out, make her sleep in a dog cage, etc. I'm super into it but the only reason we haven't gotten into that is we don't live in the same State. She struggles with depression and self-harm so I know it would be hard but sexually she's the most compatible person I've ever been with.

>>740418913
I guess you've never seen Scottish peopke use Twitter. It's crazy hard to read.

>>740418913
English is not my first language, so I'm still learning yo. I browse /int/ and /lit/ to learn the many accents of english and the interesting ways of using them (except Ausies, fuck ausies)

>>740418913
No he means the elected official of Slutsville

Because I am trying to leave Samsara forever.

>>740419028
this. pick up a hobby and/or drug habit instead

I'm ugly as fuck, have a tiny dick and I'm unemployed. Why the fuck wouldn't I be single?

rather than go to a bar or the gym in my free time, i go to this hellhole to shitpost

>>740414924
Shit. me too. wtf is wrong with us?

>>740419202
anon, you found your golden ticket, im very aware of how depression can effect a mood and mindset but when it's less prevalent in your mind that's your goal. She's your goal, get to her, build on each other, not just sex and shit but you two can work it out. Help her, she helps you, if you both happen to go in to a bad time then at least you have one another to depend on and understand how the other feels. God speed anon, god speed.

Because I have a wife instead.

>>740419271
I have. I find it hilarious
>>740419307
I live in Southern California not far from LA. I knew exactly what you were trying to say. I found it humorous. Gj thanks for the smile

>>740413426
Cuz i have a wife...

>>740419396
>drug habit
i second this for the fact that if you find a qt3.14 with a drug habit you two will almost always instantly click.

Because all the girls that live near me are either democrats or niggers.

>>740416085
>If anon was so wonderful, anon would have a girlfriend.

/thread

>>740413426
I work a shit ton, 60 hours a week. And I'm not the most social person so it's hard to find the time or the drive to go out and meet new people

>>740418200
eh. symptoms similar to dysthymia/SAD but no diagnosis. most mental health professionals give me the line that i must be grieving some repressed trauma and send me on my way.

dressing up offers a brief reprieve.

>>740419678
ya, codependency and enablement are strong relationship glue

>>740413426
I'm a horrible person, I'm shy and I'm a stupid faggot.

>>740413426

I don't want one.

>>740419970
strong
but not healthy
figured this out the hard way when i had to fight my addiction AND manage her addiction

Heavily introverted 19 yr old with socially anxious tendencies. There ain't a girl I know who wants to deal with me. I'm in college. Can I get laid? Yeah, probably, but that's not what I want or need.

I don't have one because I used to have one for 2 years and only after she dumped me did I realize how much easier life was when I'm single.
Besides, it's pretty hard for me to get any girl interested in me because I'm boring. No parties, no dancing, no traveling, nothing exciting. I'm at home most of the time. I'm planning to stay single for as long as possible and pay for sex when I need it.

>>740419565
I like wholesome /b/. You're a good man, anon. I'll do what I can :)

I'm too scared to get an STD. Am I the only one? I feel like I'm the only one?

I have no problems talking to women but I don't ask for the number because I am insecure and afraid of rejection. Hoping to change this tomorrow.

because i have a wife

Asexual, tried relationships and sex.

>>740420174
just make sure they get checked and be with them

>>740413426

I'm a sperg who never leaves the house or showers.

>>740413426
Litteral autism

Honestly, due to lack of intrest.
I've had girls hitting on me and I've had sone onenighters due to it.

But in the end, I just havent had the intrest.

>>740420174
I dated a girl for 6 months. We didn't have sex until about a month in. The night before we had sex for the first time she revealed that some scumbag had given her herpes and she was so scared that she would give it to me. I genuinely cared for her and the only thing you really suffer from with herpes is the stigma attached. We had a LOT of sex and, after we broke up, I was tested. I've been tested regularly since her and every time my blood work comes back negative for both type 1 and 2. Now, don't make light of STD's, they're very real and unfortunately most people will not be as responsible as my ex and tell their partners in advance. Use protection with anyone you don't know well and aren't in a monogamous relationship with. If you DO contract an STD, luckily you live in the golden age of medicine so most can be cured. Some, like herpes and HIV are everlasting but they can be easily treated these days.

>>740420153
honestly i feel like wholesome /b/ is the only reason i come back

>>740414924
My brother of african decendence

>>740413426
Waited 3 weeks for a date today. She stopped replying 2 days ago and i got no clue where and when.

>>740420761
A girl my class who's a major slut was into me and I was gonna lose my virginity to her until she told me she had herpes, so I settled for a blowjob instead. I've had blisters on my mouth before so I likely have type 1 already.

>>740420799
Agreed. I see so many peoples being assholes but there are a lot of genuinely smart and nice people on /b/. Best wishes to ya anon.

>>740413426
I'm too scared to approach women because I have a small dick, and I'm actually shit at conversations in general, and am very boring..

>>740420970
Honestly, most adults end up with type 1. It CAN be transmitted to genitals, but it's rare.

>>740415568
This sums up everything

>>740413426
>okay faggots, lets hear your excuses
Fear of failure and embarrassment and the fact that I have no interest in negresses

>>740413426
I have below average sexual market value, and 0 income, some money. I have a demeanor of a general shutin. I've cut my self for over a decade since my mid teens. my conversation skills are non existent. I have a neutral clean odor whenever i go out. showered clean. neutral.

I find saying nothing in a conversation acceptable, my brain is asping out on the inside, and my heart crying because i'm so awful at conversations.

I can't even write my primary language well. I say memes during speaking like a fuckin b/ tard. i anunciate lol as "lol" or "kek" or "topkek" and or any twitch emote i'd say out loud, or i'd say something. then describe the meme is my speaking.
i'm a total fucking autistic shutin,
almost every day i consider killing myself.
some days i come closer than others. I posses firearms so it'd be and easy one and done.

Every time I find a woman I like that isnt totally out of my league the only thing I can think of doing is being an absolute fucking retard.
so i end up saying nothing, doing nothing. I made myself this nobody.

>>740421036
^this

>>740413426
jokes on you i am my girlfriend

>>740413824
This

Frankly dating is a nightmare, I don't want to put my neurosis on others because I'm not that cunt Woody Allen, and I can get off just fine by masturbating to weirder scenarios.

Protip : It is never weird enough? Have you ever jerked off to hippopotamus porn? Shit is scatplay AND bestiality combined with a fat fetish.

>>740415670
Yeah you are no scientist or engineer either. I didn't know Jews paid so much for twink cock.

>>740418498
Or they'll just get used to them after you consistently relapse and refuse to believe a God will save you, like mine did

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Because I pay too much attention on studying Love rather than actually engaging in it.

I also stay hooked on one person and mistakenly reject all other oppurtunities

>>740413426
I never leave the house.

>>740413602
What was going to college in your late 20s like?

Overweight, losing hairline at age 20, lack of self confidence. I actually have gotten out on a few dates but I self hate so much I kinda cut myself off from the people who are into me. In the process of just getting into shape and changing my lifestyle now.
Yadayadayada,
At least I lost my virginity to a girl 10x out of my league last year.

>>740413426
I think porn kills my motivation to get a gf.

>>740413426
Here are a few of my excuses:

>I'm looking for an actual relationship where my feelings for someone is returned to me.
>I'm 22 and most girls my age aren't looking for anything serious.
>Sick of wasting time and money on girls that I'm just gonna end up ignoring or never talking to again.

Im shy

>>740423260
Stop jacking off so much, then.

>>740422934
fonz was a faggot

im grappling with self image

>>740423171
They loved the fact I was older. Could purchase alcohol no problem. Was banging 9's & 10's every Friday & Saturday. Also used to flirt with a lot of the sexy female professors.

Just got out of a great relationship of 4 years which fell apart pretty quickly. She started losing her mind a bit, like a quarter life crisis, and so I said fuck it, if she's unhappy then whatever.

Basically I am single because women are children and also fucked in the head. Self important, self service bullshit.

Worthless.

>>740423651
sam??

>>740413426
I do. she's perfect

Natural, uhh, "deformation". It's pretty ugly. Still, it's very easily fixed and I'm going to get professional help for it very soon. Other than that, I'm good. My bi friend said I was a 7/10 even though I told him I thought I looked 5/10.

>>740423941
he's trying to fuck you, you're a 4/10

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>>740418856
im pushing 30. 9+ years with deviant, unstable women. sex is fairly low on my list of motivations anymore.

a genuine connection again would be nice.

Social anxiety, pushed her away because I wouldn't have made her happy.

>>740424112
Maybe so, but I didn't know he was bi at the time and I think I look fairly average.

>>740416432
kys asap

>>740423709
Nah, man. I assume that other dudes run into this shit, though, as it is endemic to the female psyche.

>>740413426
I have a girlfriend ;^)

My female coworker told me that I'm not ugly and that have a pretty high chance of getting one if I was more confident

>>740427239
Too bad I'm a huge pussy

>>740420273
Oh. you're "asexual?" How do you reproduce?
Budding? Fragmentation?

>>740420238
tell us how it goes

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>>740413426
I'm an introvert shut in who gave up on humanity and stopped even looking for love. I'm content just fapping to porn and drowning my sorrows in alcohol and weed.
It's an ongoing process honestly. Every time I think I'm over wanting human companionship I see something that reminds me of my loneliness.
Typing this out made me sad.

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>>740427405
Nice meme