The s/fur ride never ends

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Seems to have gotten quiet...

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brick beacon toilet wheels shave excavation winder

I'm happy it's finally quiet, that alien shit was retarded.

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>>740370747
Sorry, was smoking.

>solo female
>straight

Who cares

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>>740370943
Fuck you, nigger.

>>740371002
>Anonymous
>Same shitposter that wants LFur

>>740371040
You're okay, but fuck off.

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>>740371068
No u

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>>740370981
It's Friday pm - doing whatever you want is encouraged

>>740371002
You definitely had a better chance complaining about lesbians, though that was still solidly retarded

>>740371125
No ill towards you, Dash.

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ugh 'real life' calls...

later s/fur

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>>740371045
>>740371010
>>740371002
>>740371068
>>740371125
is muscle why ever behave too sometimes mean, memory painted a rude

>>740371181
Yiffin' finally

Bye

>>740371200
Can be so if you do

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>>740371181
before time latest ever some, receive visitation!

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>>740371181
Night!

>>740371284
The first time I welcome this

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>>740371142
Yee.

>>740371180
K

>>740371181
See ya, Sunny.

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>>740371331
Evening Winter - how's things?

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>>740371331
Heya, Winter!

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K

>>740371428
Decent. You?

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>>740371452
Hey

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>>740371498
How's it going?

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>>740371465
Pretty good actually - weekend, then a short week because holidays

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>>740371572
Slow, but bearable. You?

Sunshine dash filenames are cancer why do you guys like them???

Yo dudes, haven't been on a fur thread in a couple days, but I'm here now

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>>740371663
Decent. Any plans for the weekend?

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>>740371746
Were you starting to sink into furry withdrawal?

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>>740371921
None yet. You?

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>>740371936
pretty much yeah, that and i've been busy with talking to friends.

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>>740372022
Try to get back into my bank account online because my bank is retarded, and perhaps buy a bass.

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>>740372189
Neat. Do you know how to play, or just want to learn?

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>>740372189
How did you get locked out of it?

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>>740372116
We aren't your friends?

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>>740372401
nah you guys are cool

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>>740372292
Kinda. I have a Fender Precision Bass that is currently in disrepair, but I'm left handed, and it's righty. I've tried playing it upside down, but it doesn't work right. I need a lefty bass, and I want a specific one: a 5 string in black cherry sunburst. Of course, Schecter has one just like my 7 string Omen guitar by them, and it's gorgeous.

>>740372295
Yep. It said I need to make a new password, which I did, but it doesn't work. Tried 3 times now.

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>>740372755
Schecter Stiletto 5 string bass in black cherry sunburst.

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>>740372857
Stiletto Extreme 5 specifically.

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>>740372755
probably did something dumb, like maybe they have some insane requirements (like "must contain 7 special characters, a mixture of upper and lower case, no instances of the same character twice or more in a row, must not contain the letter 'c', must not contain the number 9. Must not contain %, $ or .") but silently failed

or not, i just hate software and stupid stupid stupid password related bullshit so much

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>>740370828
>>740371200
>>740371289

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>>740373032

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Does anyone have any super cute ones?

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>>740372945
I made sure it was only letters and numbers in a random password generator. These scumfucks known as Wells Fargo did some extremely shady shit recently that fucked over their employees and customers. Now they're closing my local branch because they're the biggest kikes in the world, and don't want to pay employees and pay to have it open.

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>>740373103
Yes. Prefer clean or lewd?

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>>740373202
Oh. Would you look at that. Just 2 hours ago.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-07-28/wells-fargo-does-it-again-this-time-with-unwanted-car-policies

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>>740373103

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>>740373096

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>>740373342
These guys are amazing - the balls it takes to so casually rip off your clients

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ᛁ ᛟᛜᚲᛖ ᛏᛟᛟᚲ ᚨ ᛞᛟᚷᛋ ᚲᚾᛟᛏ ᛁᚾ ᛗᛃ ᚨᛋᛋᚺᛟᛚᛖ᛬

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>>740373202
can you move banks?

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ᛁᛏ ᚱᛁᛈᛈᛖᛞ ᛗᛖ ᛏᛟ ᛋᚺᚱᛖᛞᛋ ᛁᚾᛏᛖᚱᚾᚨᛚᛚᛃ᛬ᛚᛖᚠᛏ ᛗᛖ ᚺᚢᚱᛏᛜ ᚠᛟᚱ ᚠᛟᚢᚱ ᛗᛟᚾᚦᛋ᛬

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>>740374025
It's unfathomable. It's like they're all psychopaths that literally only care about money.

>>740374054
Lucy's one pissed Terminator Devil bitch about hunt some bankers.

>>740374207
I'm sure as hell going to try.

>>740374025

Kek.
I work in the IT of the biggest Italian bank and things are all shit and are constantly breaking all the time.
Specifically, right now I'm working for their motor vehicle insurance branch.
People open complaints that go unanswered for weeks, sometimes they end up without insurance for days, because we're 4 guys keeping together a system that generates hundreds of broken contracts every single day and we can't keep up with it.

And yet, the biggest bank.

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>>740374288
My family was with Wachovia before these greedy cunts took them over, I might add.

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>>740374446
That's outrageous. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Their lust for money knows no bounds. They will fuck over literally ever just to make another penny.

>>740374886
Everyone.

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>>740374446
Nice - it's surprising just how bad the IT is in some notionally important and professional places.

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Welp - super early, but I'm wiped so bedtime - have a good weekend all

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>>740374977
I'll say. I enforce the highest standards in my team only to have some manager say "just do a workaround and be done with it". Drives me mad!

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>>740375074
Sleep well, IG. Sexy dreams.

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ᚱᛖᛈᛚᛃ ᛏᛟ ᚦᛁᛋ ᛈᛟᛋᛏ ᛟᚱ ᛃᛟᚢᚱ ᛗᛟᚦᛖᚱ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛞᛠ ᛁᚾ ᚺᛖᚱ ᛋᛚᛖᛖᛈ ᛏᛟᚾᛁᚷᚺᛏ᛬

>>740371936

That's not how vaginas work.

>>740371569

This is why ISIS attacks us.

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>>740375644
> ᛞᚯᛋ ᚾᛟᛏ ᚺᚨᚡᛖ ᚨ ᚡᚨᚷᛁᚾᚨ
> ᚲᛚᚨᛁᛗᛋ ᚦᚨᛏ ᛁᛋ ᚾᛟᛏ ᚺᛟᚹ ᚡᚨᚷᛁᚾᚨᛋ ᚹᛟᚱᚲ ᚹᚺᛁᛚᛖ ᚾᛟᛏ ᚲᚾᛟᚹ ᚺᛟᚹ ᚦᛖᛃ ᚹᛟᚱᚲ

ᚲᛁᛚᛚ ᛃᛟᚢᚱᛋᛖᛚᚠ

>>740375709
Yeah, they prefer to treat real women like dolls.

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>>740375866
Greetings.

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good evening, guys
how is everyone?

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>>740376252
Bored but alive.

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>>740375927
Season's greetings Dash
How are we on this fine eve?

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I'll be back later. I gotta get this bank account shit fixed.

>>740376252
>>740376442
Not very happy with my bank at the moment.

>>740376689
If I remember right that's R63 versions of two characters, right?

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>>740376716
Good luck.

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>>740376716
Oh? Doesn't sound like fun, especially if it's cutting into your s/fur time.

Good luck sortin it anyway.

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>>740376840
yep, left side is the original, right side is the rule 63 pic

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>>740376716
cya
good luck

>>740371569
Fucking furries pedos

>>740374977

Yep. People really have no idea what the fuck we do with their data. If they knew they'd probably keep their money under the mattress.

>discover a bug in a batch where it picks up a random row from a table instead of the one it was supposed to
>can't fix and deploy for at least 3 days
>connect to production database with the god owner credentials nobody is supposed to have (but everyone does)
>disable foreign key constraint
>update all the other rows data type code with an X in front of it so all the joins fail and they're not picked up by the query the batch runs
>execute batch
>update the rows back
>log off and quietly walk away
>some process breaks some of the time when it calls a SOAP web service provided by our banking counterpart
>they can't figure out why
>we can't figure out why either
>just update it to set an error flag on the contract and write a batch which tries again a couple more times in hope it works eventually
>it actually does most of the time
>still nobody knows why
>there is a contract verification batch which calls another system's web service immediately upon receiving a notification from it, because it's something that is supposed to be done in real time
>it breaks most of the time
>the other system is "a bit slow" we're told and we're too quick
>"well we'll just add a small delay"
>be me, wondering how long I should make it
>I know how things work
>let's make it 12 minutes

>it still breaks in about 10% of cases
>real time my ass

I could go on forever.

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>>740377448

Also, sometimes the batch witch is supposed to notify a government service that you've bought an insurance on your car breaks.
This means if you're unlucky you could get a MASSIVE fine for not being insured and have to go through all the hoops of getting it revoked.
I think we've fixed that but I'm not sure.


Anyway, there's a disturbingly low amount of snow leopards in this thread.

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>>740377781
>snow leopards

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>>740377781
That's one of the best things I've read in a while. Thank you

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>>740377781

Continuing the saga:

>working on datawarehouses

>dwh calculating performance indicators
>receive a ticket from the users, they complain "some values in this report are wrong"
>they don't tell which ones (because as usual they're fucking retards)
>ask what they expected to see exactly
>a few hours pass
>they reply with "uh, nothing, it's fine, actually..."
>too bad in the meantime I had ooked through the code and noticed literally ALL of the values were wrong by 10-20%
>quietly fix it and retroactively compute the entire year's data to fix it

>another dwh calculates data about non performing loans
>reverse engineering it because we needed to remake it faster and better
>find out they do literally ALL of the averages wrong (they had some A/B indicators and they averaged the already divided values instead of averaging all the As and all the Bs and then dividing the result)
>told to leave as is because users are used to it
>discover a 400 MILLION EUROS calculation error in one of the most important indicators
>told not to fix it because they'd notice