Friends first time in the Chan, show what it is all about

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>>740346173

>>740346205
That's an awesome party you posted, wish I had been invited.

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>>740346173

>>740346205
Come on man, you dont have to tell the truth right away

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>>740346312

>>740346173
Its about waiting 10 years for it to get get good and never posting so you can learn not to shit up the board

>>740346173
>what it is all about
autism
so much of it

>>740346390
Thats not even good man, too old

>>740346416
Yeah, he is autistic as fuck si he dont care

Im smartm berbu duck dick moo

>>740346563
This was probably him
Im TOTALLY the OP

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>>740346173
I've been on 4 chan for 1 year and I shouldn't be posting fue to newfaggory.

>>740346651
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
I AM ALSO A PHONE FAG

>>740346651
You probably mean DUE to, right?

Welcome to the 'chon xD

Remember rules 1 & 2!!!

>>740346698
Who isnt?

>>740346737
I know right? xD
Also rawrrrrrrrr

>>740346173
He isn't a jew or a person of colour is he?

>>740346783
Nah, he a cracker

>>740346818
Still tho, probably gay

>>740346173
new fag /b/ gone

>>740346737
Remember to kill yourself

>>740346896
Clever word play /b/ro xD

>>740346890
He keeps telling me that he isnt gay But still jeeps trying to jack me off so I dont know...

>>740346818
Well that's no fun, those guys always have the best reactions to what's being posted. The Jews and niggers that is, not the crackers. They just grin awkwardly and quickly scan the room to make sure there aren't any Jews or niggers viewing their screen.

>>740346173
this four chan place is like my favorite website i've been to in my whole entire life theres SO many silly posts with funny pictures and stuff. i think i may already have oldfag status now because i have gotten like 4 kek replies since i've been here. i've had a lot more replies of anonymos asking me if i'm autistic. i think there just trolling tho xD

there's a lot of weird things here too. people seem to have weird sexualities that they like like girls with penises and foot pictures and sometimes i even see girls with poop on their butt but i don't like to look at those pictures so i don't click on them (that makes the pictures bigger)

i also think you shouldn't look at these rekt threads that anonymoses post here. i don't like to see those things because i feel like it is happening to me when i watch them. i don't know why they like them so much.

/b/ is nothing but racism and porn... And i wouldnt have it any other way

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>>740347139

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>>740346173
This is basically it. You'll never leave you fucking newfag.

>>740347311
She looks like Sarah Chalke, but if she had been doing hardcore drugs since she was 12.

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>>740347449
She likes her buns all creamed up.

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>>740347359
That about sums things up

KEK

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>>740346368

>tfw you've only been on 4chin for 9 years and 11 months and post anyway

YOU RAGE YOU LOSE FAGS HAHAHAHA

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>>740347655

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>>740347139

so many underage b& in this thread it hurts

>>740347655
it's painfully obvious
and by obvious i mean cringey
and by cringey i mean kys
and by kys i mean end your life

>>740347359
Finally her pussy is liberated

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>>740346173
Omg look at this captcha i just got OP!

>>740347532
RIP Bill

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Her rear end is neigh.

>>740347758
Ive never understood how they do that without tearing their intestine

I mean, i cant get past the bend at all without pain

>>740347733
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>740347746
those take forever

>>740347730
But you like underage kids.

>>740347759
press f to rip in piss. Never forgetti

>>740346173
>the "catalogue" button will literally show them what its about, so I better ask b to count to ten for me that'd be better

You guys get smarter every year

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>>740347873
Another case of "4chan: The TV-Show"

>>740347746
kek
I actually laughed at this, everything else is SHIT
And my friend is being a super fag and not even looking at this shit and even if you is bro, reply to this NIGGUT
t. OP

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This place was never good

>>740347803

More horse pussy imitation pics

>>740347758
This makes me have to shit.

>>740347911
Yeah I know mn, But he is a real fucking pussy and were drunk so yeah

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>>740347947
>implying I wouldn't pay someone to talk to me like they were from 2009 ;__;

>>740347808
Its because women who are capable of this are empty inside.

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>>740347926
Heres a classic in case youve never seen it

>anon bricks a computer with help from anons

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We posting classics?

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>>740348126
Sure lets rollerino

>>740346205
More like
People who don't care anymore

I don't need women, I have weed and ecchi

>>740348080
Yeah personally I dont like to read this long shit because too long so yeah, not gonna read But he might

>>740348126
Yeah /b/ro xD

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>>740348185
>this anon is into worming

>what i wouldnt give for a gf like dis

>>740348203
If you don't care why do you need weed?

>>740347947
I always hate kids that repeat things their parents say without ever understanding why they say it. if you compare then, to now....b was GREAT. If you compare b to anything else but random, it was NEVER GOOD. Bet you smoke a vape

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>>740347139

>>740348243
Its like following a thread, worth the read.

But i guess thats what i get for trying to entertain a newfag

Fuckin underage b&

Fuck you! Im da king of swaggy swag! Haters hate my dick! Word!

>>740348364
I see at least 3 things wrong with this picture

>>740348296
I like it

>>740348026
>yeah I know man thats why I didn't do it because we can't even go full throttle on an anonymous image board while drunk

I think its illegal to drink before your balls drop

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>>740348295
>that filename

>>740348350
Sure man xD funny shit mr OldFag man xD

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>>740348529

>>740348469
Depends on the country you live in

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/b/ in a nutshell

>>740348428
1.) We can't see the boobs of the penis shower to determine if it's feminine

2.) The angle of the (feminine?) penis makes it difficult to judge the size

3.) The penis is out of focus.

Am I close?

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>>740348529
.

>>740348606
hope you die in your fucking sleep motherfucker

>>740348606
nm

>>740348626
2 and 3 look good

But the first is that theres no timestamp

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>>740348529
(You)

>>740348563
>>740348627
You guys are so detuctive

>>740348372
This is my friend

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this is what it's about lads

>>740347758
how its even for in?????

>>740348723
Thanks, this is the first time i've had any u's

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/b/ can b cute sometimes, i like it for all the cute animal threads that you see
commencing damp

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>>740348806
>
Totally, dude.

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>>740348739
>detuctive

that's not a word

>>740348529
I bet thats what you say to people in real life when you try to have conversations and use words. Mods eating cock - UA b&

(hehe all reporting disabled by gook moot because I don't know how to update, program, or even hire for anti abuse measures...I bought this shit, its mine, and Ill run it into the ground with a crowd of self righteous 15 yo trannies if I wanna)

Thanks idiot

>>740348870
Fuck man, how do you know so much sbout me?!

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>>740348916

>>740348584
No its a pretty standard rule that your dick should fully function before you need to drink. Unless you're in some shithole where most people die before they reach that age in which case bullshit

>>740348836
moar
>>740348916
moar

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>>740349043
Nah.

>>740348739
Yeah. We could already tell. Your IQs combined hit three digits

>>740349009
Well the age when a persons dick works properly depends on age so yeah
I've been jacking off since 11

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>>740348040
I would do it anon... Ill like.... set up a phone line where you can pay me to spout out old school memes.

>>740349137
420 YEAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>740349123
k bye

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>>740347359
>Posting set up images

You faggos aren't even trying anymore.

>>740349226
why would a person poop on somebody? :'(

>>740349161
>age depends on age

Look out...fucking Rembrandt

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>>740349286

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>>740346173

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Here anon... Our most recent success story of a man driven mad.... A man.... DIVIDED.

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>>740349226
>replies with another set up image
Heh, guess you're pretty good at this.

>>740349286
Well is it not true?

>>740349417
The sandwich made me laugh much more than it should have....

>>740349427
We got a live one here!

>>740349427
No. Age depends on time you fucking mook.

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>>740349671
No. Age depends on the number of rings we find when we cut off a limb.

>>740349753
You aren't him, obviously. C for effort

>>740346390
I guarantee that one or both of those has a dick

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>>740349834
just stating fact tho....

Im dead

>>740349875
The artist made almost unnoticeably sure to illustrate the left character not actually having hips. Is a trap

>>740349924
o.....?

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CHOJIII

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>>740350180
yee

ITT feeling retarded, unclever? Do you attract people by how stupid you are and then try to play it off as a planned event? Do you like feminine penis?

>>740349671
Time is a human made concept

>>740350646
more?

>>740351234
post longer nipples pls

>>740351777
this my fourchan anonymoses is what people reffer to as tripples. when you get them it feels good. i don't know how to get them yet.

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I bought this new chastity device. Is it the nuts?

>>740348606
fu

lul lul lul lul lul burnnnnnnnnnnnn it allllllll to the ground
whos trolling who metric bypass all systems retrace

OH NOOOOOOOOOO mY INTernet Following developed by stalkers trying to see me
they get mad when I don't add up to their projected fantasy kek kek kek
get at me dawgggg

Sherlock stockholmes all up on my tip
I'm laughing tho..oh am I laughing

you thought you saw me at 7-11...with the wig on

>>740347139
Top kek

>>740354472
step back shill I'm reprogrammed all systems top kek

yo I just go doxed by my stalkers
the old men with walkers
they look at my chalk out lines like its a sign of life so I'm all like step back son I WANT IT TO GET WORSE I just bought a purse makes me more feminine I recline the seat and listen to Eminem these kids online ill never be better than them whats the course of action then self destruct I'm so edgyyyy

Turning on mics in my controller
watching me like a baby in a stroller
listening in to my every word a new discord is born
they got my data like apple rolling by my house mean mugging. I'm pouring more keks drinkin a Snapple.
They get mad when the projected illusion has a bump and contusions
they say I'm not human
yo go outside kid.