REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>740339027
So, okay

>>740339027
OMEGALUL

But what will my wife say?

I accept

yes please

>>740339027

FOR ME TO BEAT?

Like can I get a new one? Or am I staying with my current?

>>740339027
But I can't afford one.

I Need it

>>740339027
where's pic from?

nah

>>740339027
You know the fact you guys are even posting in this thread means you will never have a girlfriend right? If you think so little of yourself that you have to try and rely on luck it shows you just how pathetic you are. Just talk to them like anyone else you pussies.

Ok

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yeah and the next guy to post after me wins the lotto abd pays off all my debts

This better work op

I beg u

>>740339027
xd

But I have a gf already.

Bet I won't xD

>>740339027
What if I already do? :thinking:

>>740339027
Got a date tomorow, this will work!

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maybe one day...

Would a female human get lost on my tiny island in middle of nowhere Finland? Or maybe plane would crash and I could save the only survivor and then she becomes my gf?
These situations are highly unlikely to happen.

>>740339473
LIAR LIAR PANTS AND FIRE

>>740339027
Worth a shot

I mean at this point it's my best shot..

>>740340115
>tiny island
Where? I'm a girl and i'm from Finland too

will report back tomorrow

I'll go for it

k

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>>740339027
Only If.

>>740339027

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

No I won't.

>>740339027

Omg yess

no u

Nothing to lose I guess

Czech em dubs

>>740339027
please i'm really lonely

>>740339027
gimme

>>740339027
Pls

>>740339027
oke

>>740339027
How about within a week?

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Best not be playin

Ok

ok

Ty

ok

baws plz

pls

kekeke le grill

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Kek

>>740339027
Rolling...

>>740339311
>>740339833
>>740340711
>>740340911
>>740341577
Dubs checked!

miracles are hard to happen anon i doubt you can make it happen

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>>740339027

>>740339027
F*** off

Please

>>740339027
k

>>740339027
This never works

>>740339027
dont think thats possible.

like even if a girl im friends with already and i started dating i wouldnt call her my gf, even if we fucked

>>740339027
PLEASE
FOR THE LOVE OF SUFFERING

>>740339027
it doesnt have to be tomorrow

i got time

i rather be not a fucking retard, ill score a gf within a few months

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Pretty please. I've been a good boy, I deserve something good in my life.

This never works :(

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>>740339027

yes pls

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Reply to this post or no mum

>>740339027
skillfully dodges thread. nothin personnel

>>740339027
pls
>>740342730
pls no

>>740339027
Traps arent gay

>>740339027
Doubt it.

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>>740339027
Yee boi

It doesn't work :(

>>740339027
Pls

>>740342730
i reply and my mom stays alive *and* i get a girlfriend

sometimes when im about to go to be i let my laptop run on the spot next to where i sleep so i can cuddle into it and pretend it was where my girlfriend was and she just got up to get some water or something

Absolutley

I hope so

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>>740339027

>>740339027
Sure. I'm a lonely sad virgin living in a basement which I never leave so there is 0 possibility of me having a girlfriend

Tis a bait

That wouldn't be very pleasant

>>740339027
no i wont

Kek wills it.

I have strange dreams.

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>>740342990
>about to go to be

>>740339397
Sure thing

>>740339027
stupid thread but i reply anyways

Dubs maybe

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>>740343206
Tell us more anon

>>740339027
mn

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>>740343236

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>>740339027
good thing i'm gay

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>>740339027

>>740343332
>yfw
>mfw

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OH BOY

>>740339027
6154

i dont rly want 1

>>740339027
Oi

well, worth a shot

I would like that very much

Where do I return it?

Fucc it

A pretty lil red head plz!

>>740339027
Okay.

why not.

Aint gonna happen

Desperate enough

eh

nc

>>740339027
Mkay

>>740339027
how does this work?

I accept my destiny

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>TFW she'll never love me back

I will have yer mum!

Pls

>>740339027
to this thread

>>740339027
rolling.
dubs is alina for me

Please let it be my oneitis. That is all I want in life. Thank you.

>>740339027
If you say so.

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>>740339027

Gimme one free gurlfriend plez.

>>740344405
>05
I'll take her

>>740339027
desperation does leads far

>>1123456546

Ok

>>740339027
op won't deliver.

>>740339027
please

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>>740339027
reply to this thread, and you will have a girl with a bloody nose by tomorrow.

>>740339027
Cool

>>740339027
Please, give me garlfriend. I very need hot girl pls. Thanks you.

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>>740342730

ok

pls

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send me a girl...my dick is so hard..

PLEASE

i want a girlfriend, so i post

>>740339027
lol

>>740339027
Oy please mate

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pls god

>>740339027
no fucking way

>>740342099
>>740343155
>>740343899
>>740344077
>>740344677
>>740344388
Dubs check#2
>>740343300
Double dubs checked.
>>740344477
Full house checked

>>740339027
Sex

>>740339027
oh

>>740339027
Curio

Ok

>>740339027
Thank you anon, bless.

i want

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>>740339027
Do I want one though?

oh

Gib me back

>>740339027
THIS IS LIKE A DREAM

>>740339027
no.

>>740339027
Why is there bacon on her nose

>>740339027
OP is a fag.

Weeeeew

>>740339027
Desperation mode engaged

>>740339027
I hope

>>740339027
I guess it couldn't hurt

;-;

Fabricated and homosexual

2 is better than one!

okay

Who knows what might happen.

I'm a fucking loser

there is always a chance

Alright

worth a try XD

>>740339027
ecks dee

Only problem is no one loves me.

>>740339027
i hope shes real

>>740340271
A female representative of Homo sapiens on one of the darkest and slimiest places on the all mighty Internet?
That is extremely unlikely. Must be a bait, or a trap.

No I fucking won't you liar

>>740339027
YES OP

>>740339027
If you say so

allright, let´s try again.

virgins

Ok then

About time i asked her

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>>740339027
okay boyo

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k

>>740339027
Gimme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMw7sxvxluQ

>>740339027
boi

>>740339027
Gonna reply just in case

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greetings comrades, what ams going on in this thread

All in

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>>740339027
:) ok

>>740339027
help me

how low i've become

>>740339027
I already have one so I want to have a better one. or no one

>>740339027
This doesn't work
Cancer thread

>>740339027
Only if she has bacon on her nose.

>>740339027
I'm listening but only for curiosity

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>>740339027
Nope.

Por flavor

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It would be nice

Kek, give me dubs.

>>740339397
oh wow, it 's like 200 mill this week. I'm gonna buy a whorehouse on the Colorado Nevada border

>>740339027
Thanks bud.

Fuck it, I got nothing to lose

Meh

i hope

Please?

Fukk, let's try

>>740339027
please be latina, or asian, if not im ok with white

>>740339027
why am i still alive...

for this, probably.

>>740339027
?

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>>740339027

>>740339027
okay

Fuck it.

Hopefully

>>740339027
Who is that girl? I have seen her since...

>>740339027
Oh boy

Gimme power of kekekekek

man i wish

>>740339027
Sure that would be great.

>>740339027
Yes please.

>>740339027

a man can dream

Ok

Please

I hope you break your back trying to suck your own dick

Bet

>>740339027

okay

>>740342625
name or link

>>740339027
Fucking lies

>>740339027
Calling bullshit.

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>>740339027

you lie

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>>740339027

>>740339027
hah in your dreams anon!

>>740339027
please don't kill my mother in her sleep as well

Please be true

Ok

>>740339027
nice

I hope this actually works

i know its silly..

Okay, hope this works.

>>740339027
I've just had sex with an escort three hours ago but why not

>>740339027
please

Doubt it

It won't work

>>740339027
Nigger.

okok

>>740339027
gettttt gf

>>740339027
I wanna be single... Fuck!

thanks

Sure

>>740339027
alright m8

>>740339027
k

Eh I'll roll

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u dont say

>>740339027
probably not one I want long term

>>740339027
roll

I'm this desperate

Ok

>>740339027
fuck you

ok

give me a girl

>>740339027
cool.

Eat a bag of dick dipshit

>>740339027
One time I posted in one of these threads, and the next day my brother got a gf.

Feelsbadman

fuck off

>>740339027
i wish