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Trips decides what I do with this little bastard

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Trips decides what I do with this little bastard
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>>740321246
FEED HIM, NAME HIM, LOVE HIM, AND GIVE HIM SHELTER FOR THE REST OF HIS NATURAL LIFE
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cut it open and cum on its insides then shit on it
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>>740321246
Stick it up your ass
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>>740321340
Rolling for this
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>>740321246
sacrifice it to the chaos gods
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leave him alone
>they carry diseases bruh
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Lick it's asshole until it cums
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>>740321340
roll
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>>740321246
Eat it
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microwave
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let it go, freak
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Cut off legs and post .webm
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Let it free, you fucking nigger.
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set it on fire
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Rerolling for this
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Let it go before you catch something.
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>>740321512
Reroll again
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Raise it, name it, love it like a child for years
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>>740321540
R
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>>740321526
again!
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>>740321246
If you hurt him you're a pitiful little bitch. Try to live with yourself, cunt.
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Cum on it, and lick it off the poor guy.
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smash it with a hammer. kek wills it
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Stab that ugly motherfucker ..
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Let it roam around your balls
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>>740321246
kill his parents
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>>740321246
you should probably let it go far away from your house it might have rabies dude
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Crucify
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>>740321246
They eat pests. Let him eat.
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Feed and then free it.
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Stick a firecracker up its ass. Light that mufucker. Post vid please
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Train it in various martial arts and make a low quality kung fu panda ripoff
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Into your ass it goes
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>>740321246
OZZY THAT MOTHER FUCKER
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Show us this is real
>timestamp
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Nourish it to adulthood and take video often. Post it online with some fake heartfelt shit and go on ellen
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put a bunch of needles in it
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>>740321246
Give him to a bat sanctuary and let them raise his furry face.
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>>740321246
4chan space program
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>>740321668
Roll
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>>740321246
Release it
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space program ofc
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Give him freedom.
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Let it go
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Let it bite you and become a vampire
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Free him OP
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Preheat broiler. Lay wings on a rimmed baking sheet, wingtips down. Place under broiler, 5 1/2 to 6 inches from heat source. Broil until golden brown and cooked through, rotating pan as necessary, 35 to 40 minutes.
Using tongs, remove wings to a large bowl. Drain fat from baking sheet into heat resistant bowl, and discard.
Toss wings with sauce. Return to baking sheet, wingtips down. Reserve bowl with remaining sauce. Place wings under broiler, and cook until sauce has glazed, 2 to 3 minutes, rotating pan once.
Return wings to bowl, and toss to coat. Serve immediately.
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Release the beast.
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>>740321639
Roll. For freedom
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Bathe him with love
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Let it go. They eat mesquitos, pollinate plants, and are adorable.
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Free the cute little bat!
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freedom
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Take him to a zoo or someplace that can take care of him.
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Slap it with dick
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>>740321570
roll
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Name it Yogurt
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Slowly fill the container with water til it drowns
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Set him free
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>>740321871
Rolling for this.
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>>740321885
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Free him!
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Marry her.
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Cut wings off
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Give him freedom.
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>>740321246
let it go. then proceed to kill yourself
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Show him pictures of ozzy
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Microwave on the highest setting for 20 minutes
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Sing it a song
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>>740321885
Free my nigga!
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>>740321980
Roll
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>>740321803
Reroll.
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use it to kill niggers
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Release into wild, friend
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Put him in the woods.
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>>740321885
Free
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Stick it in your asshole
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>>740321977
Rerolling
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>>740321246
set him free hes only little he wasnt tryna hurt no one
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Set it free
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free him
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>>740321999
Winrar!.
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Make bat hold knife. Stab knife into your chest.
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Nice catch OP. I myself just caught a mouse. Gonna take it down the road tomorrow and let it go. Until then it gets to live in a jar.
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>>740321958
Roooooollll
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>>740321999
Winrar
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Show it what a real bat looks like
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nut on him
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>>740321999
Weiner!
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>>740321999
Trips checked
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>>740321980
WINRAR
>WEBM
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>>740321999
Post video op.
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>>740321957
Reroll
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write faggot on him with a permanent marker
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>>740321999
Gay, find an air pump with the needle that you use for basketballs and shit, stick the needle up it's ass and fill it with air until it pops
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>>740321999
WINTER
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>>740321246
Free him
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>>740322152
THIS
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Free it
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>>740321246
set the batman free
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>>740321246
eat it
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Let that fucker go
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OP here.. Was kinda hoping I'd get to eat it.. How should I prove I sang it a song
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Love him
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>>740321246
shit on it
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OP wont deliver cuz he a faggot like the rest
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>>740322260
Webm
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>>740322221
fuck
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Trips checked. Use it as a microphone, sing Barbie girl, naked, but tucked, post video
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>>740321340
this
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>>740322260
Film on phone, make youtube account, post video, link video.
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>>740322221
so close
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>>740322260
Sing it the song while also recording on vocaroo.
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let it go to eat moths
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stick in ass
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write faggot on it with a permanent marker before you let him go
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>>740322152
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>>740322377
stick in ass
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>>740322152
roling, but film it and post the webm
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Tie it down and record you shitting and pissing on it.
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>>740322260
youtube or webm
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>>740322377
Since Op is retarded rerollerino for this
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Let him go
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>>740322268
WINRAR
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shit on it
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take a dump on it?
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>>740321340
Rolling STAAAAAAAAART
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>>740321246

Name him Jeff and let him go with sad background music

Cry a lot
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>>740322449
roll
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>>740322495
Do you know how this threads work? you fucking newfag.
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>>740321246
Love it with all your heart
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free
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release it
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>>740322599
Roll
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e j a c u l a t e on him
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nurse that lil smol-boy back to health, feeding him small bugs like crickets, leaf hoppers, june bugs, may beetles and maybe some little fruits like berries, and then when it's a bit stronger, release it into the wild at night time, and then say a prayer to Chiroptera the god.

the benefit for you is that bats will forever be grateful to you, and will be your friend.
also as it's summer, the bat will eat all the mosquitoes in your house while it lives with you.

perfect!
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let it lick your ass
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>>740322495
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>>740322666
hey I won
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>>740322666
success
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You fags know that someone already won right?
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>>740322666
Winrar
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>>740322666
Winrar
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>>740322260
Film a webm while singing this to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c4_b5PHWg8
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>>740322701
Roll for this
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free it
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>>740322666
Trips were already gotten...
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>>740322731
OP never said it was limited to 1
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>>740322795
There were trips before those trips. OP is gonna sang a song to it and I guess love him with all his heart.
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Trips demand a song. I demand bat microphone Barbie Girl, Buffalo Bill style. Quit being a faggot and start singing.
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OP here.. YT video uploading
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Feed it a big mac
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>>740322846
This >>740322260
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Look at that, into your ass it goes.
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Cum on it and let it free
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>>740322985
Ass ass ass ass
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watch all the shrek movies with it in one sitting
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>>740322985
God i kek so hard
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>>740322666
Sing to it and then love it.
Otherwise you're a faggot.
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>>740321246
Let it bite you so you get rabies
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>>740322698
Now i want a bat
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OP here.. I think you'll like my song choice https://youtu.be/2MpdnMSQ7NA
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>>740321340
roll
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>>740323334
You have a good voice, anon.
Now love the bat.
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>>740323334
i don't think it liked it.
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>>740323334
Aww. He likes it.
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>>740323334
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAA
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>>740323334
Now i can die in peace, best trips i've ever gotten. Thanks anon.
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>>740323456
and your a nigger
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give it a kiss
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Well done OP. Now let Batface eat some bugs and make some flowers and shit.
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>>740323506
and U r a fag
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>>740323334
rip its head off and fuck its corpse through said hole.
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>>740323570
rather be a fag over a nigger any day.
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>>740321246
Tea-bag it and post a pic of it.
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>>740323334
you did it
TOP KEK
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>>740321340
rolling
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>>740323616
Source?
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Give him a warm bath
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>>740321885
this
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>>740323334
This is such a rare thing. OP actually delivers, and it's a complete gem.
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microwave
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>>740323334
10/10
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>>740321246
FREE HIM ALIVE
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>>740323616
Roll
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>>740321246
free him
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Travel the world with bat. Confess love. Get rejected. Cry.
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>>740321246
set him free and stick a pinecone up your ass.
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Make it a paper hat.
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>>740321246
Chicken of the cave.
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>>740323717
Sorry, don't know it; saved it from here.
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>>740323838
Dude this is good shit. Thank you
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make him watch anime pls
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will space program work on things that fly?
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Rolling that u get him high as shit
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Name it Keith
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>>740321340
roll for that
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send him to college
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Op is a bitch and won't do shit with it (you should cut it open and use its internal organs to shape a face)
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>>740323942
roll for that¡
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>>740321246
Cum on it.
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>>740323993
He literally just delivered, dipshit
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>>740321246
.
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attach a balloon to it.
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>>740321340
roll for this
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>>740324104
aa
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slap its face with your dick.
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space program
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>>740324164
roll
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His name is Donkey now, he's your pet.
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Let him go.
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>>740321499
Rolling for this
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Boil it alive
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Release him.
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put a speech bubble on the glass making it look like he said "everyone who likes bats are niggers"
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OP here.. I want to say this was fun, so thanks guys.. Dubs gets to name it
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>>740324302
gaytard
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>>740321246
Release him
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Eat it alive asshole first
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>>740324237
Roll
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>>740324302
So are you keeping him?
Either way, his name should be Mr. Bats
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the boy
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>>740324302
niggamle
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>>740323334
Fukin brilliant
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>>740324331
THIS
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>>740324331
DO THIS
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>>740324302
nig's the gay bringer
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neagger
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Donkey
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>>740321246
Raise him to fight crime and dress up like a normal man
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>>740324395
reroll
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>>740324302
Goyim slayer
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>>740324331
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>740324400
dubs dubs, fucking check.
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>>740324302
Faggy McFagstick
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>>740321340
Roll
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>>740324400
Winrar
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>>740322666
>Love it with all your heart
But how does one even care for a bat? Do they have parasites? I bet there are youtube videos.
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Mr flacid dick
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>>740324331
dubs
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>>740321246
PRETTY SURE THE RETARDED POSTS ASKING FOR VIOLENT SHIT ARE ALL ONE GUY. LET THE BAT FREE FUH REAL.
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>>740321246
Eat it
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Susan.
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Bruce...get it
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Prove you named it by writing dub's name on his head with permanent marker
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Eat it alive
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>>740324555
Winrar.
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>>740324508
I already delivered, I'm not gonna hurt him.. Check the yt link I posted
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>>740324597
Pics for proof
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>>740323334
op sounds like seth macfarlane
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>>740324555
Trips
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>>740324643
put a human mask on him so he can be a creature of the day.
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>>740321246
Feed it to the homeless
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>>740324684
His name must be bruce.
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>>740321246
try and feed it regular people food
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Thats one lucky bat gets a song and named bruce. Probly has rabies
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>>740321246
Kill yourself
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Microwave that bitch
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>>740324862
>>740324796
>>740324750

You fucking idiots, someone got trips
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Name em Steve harwell
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you're going to have to microwave him for 15:00.
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OP here.. I know dubs said to name it "neagger" but trips says "bruce" ... So sorry, bub
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place in boiling water. push back in if attempts are made to climb out
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>>740325292
Post pic of you writing bruce on it with permanent marker, you have to make it official
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brushie brushie brushie
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>>740325292
set him free into your local store
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>>740325118
why are you so mad, chill out
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>>740321246
care for him
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>>740323334
Proud of you, OP. That was cool to watch.
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>>740321999
Op I hope you actually sing him a song
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>>740323334
Song OP sung is here.
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>>740322698
Actually tho do this op bats are awesome
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>>740325292
Great job Op, take care of bruce.
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>>740321618
kek
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>>740321246
name it batman and be his robin
care for him properly untill he passes

untill then you will be his robin and dickride his every move
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>>740322698
rolling for this next
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>>740323334
this gives me hope
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>>740323334
Hahahaha op I love you
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into the food processor
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>>740321340
roll
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>>740324302
his name is
jojo
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>>740321246
Give it a tongue bath and name it Gilbert >>740321340
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Fuck dude leave it alone you crazy bat man
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>>740324555
This
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>>740322698
OP here... My spirit animal is that of the spider totem.. I worry that raising a bat is a conflict of interest.. Iktomi bless you
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>>740325988
Dubs checked
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>>740326452
Rolling to set him free at night and to google the appropriate conditions in which to set a bat free, if any.
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