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Fluffy thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Fluffy thread
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>>740295483
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>>740295483
Hallo, liebe Freunde der flauschigen kleinen Pfertaln! Ich wünsche euch tolle Bilder, nette Diskussionen und eine gute Nacht!
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>>740296065
I hope they know that violent catharsis doesn't work in reality.
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>>740296065
>it only begining
>into a crumbs
>tfw india
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>>740295971
>for the change
>Son of the bitch
>quiet forever
>tfw street shitting indian
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>>740297874
>Bwuebawws
kek
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walk in the street, see this... what do you do?
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>>740298111
i dont think ive seen an image that deserved the phrase "burn it with fire"
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>>740298389
if it doesnt shit up my house, I would keep it. But one bratty remark and it goes in a in a sealed plastic bag in the trash
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>>740298389
Time for goomba stomps
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>>740298406
he just wants warmies and huggies..... and to siphon your soul when you sleep
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https://aetasxblog.wordpress.com/
New story coming soon. Thanks for all the support!
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>>740298670
this would actually make sense as an image of an early/prototype "litter pal" in training
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>>740298389
Time to do my best Anton Chirgurh impression and pull out a quarter.

Heads = New home for the lucky bastard.
Tails = I cut his tail off and make him eat it for wasting my time.
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>>740298815
HAH, just imagined a subsequent pic of the fluffy getting a terrible scare and launched off of the chair like a makeshift bottle rocket
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>>740299031
the next iteration of the prototype as training moves from human contact to a more effective pain based education
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>>740298389
forcefully shove it in my pocket, take it home and place it a sealed box with litter so it doesn't shit all over
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>>740299175
so youre ok with it shitting in your pocket? just pick it up by the scruff of its neck
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>>740299342
i dont think theyve got the rex dna percent quite right, but the military might have some use for it if it can be trained
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>>740299674
That doesn't look convenient.
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I remember reading a shirt comic where an owner gave his disobedient fluffy fleas on purpose.

But is there any art where fluffys have things like mange, ticks, tapeworms, bot flies, etc.?
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>>740298713
KEK this is one of my favorites so far.
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>>740300132
Thank you!
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>>740300510
np
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Question... How do you imagine fluffies sounding like?
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here have a green text book i wrote.
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/47357

before someone complains, the end part of the sentence wraps around and is in the next line down, if there are typos outside of the fluff speak, blame notepad, there is no spellcheck in it. I am not paying for a writing program i might use 3-4 more times.

constructive feedback is welcome.
Book 2 is currently being worked on.
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>>740300613
sounds like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svs0w_GikQ4
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>>740300613
Does anyone have that one image of a babbeh shitting a huge turd, and since he can make "big poopies" he wants a big nummie, then he's force fed his own shit?
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>>740300720
google docs is free and does spellcheck
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>>740300004
the fuck
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>>740300004
I get that people in-universe don't care much about how fluffies feel, but that is just bad marketing.
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>>740299756
I can't find all of Schafers work on the booru.
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>>740301173
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/artist:shaferaraks/1
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>>740298111
I've seen better fur textures in the Silly Bands movie.
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>>740300819
i keep forgetting that exists, i think i will throw book 1 into it and fix whatever might be wrong with it, and book 2 once it is done. might even change them from green text format to paragraphs.

Only issue i have is that i do not know if it would depict the story how i want since i am using the greentext format to depict perspectives and thoughts in a first person perspective, and do not know how well it would transfer into paragraphs. lol x.x
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Hugboxer's wet dream.
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>>740302212
the fuck x2
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>>740302212
Da fuck?
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>>740301894
I say keep it as greentext. I think it's more visually appealing.
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>>740302395
huuu huuu biggest owies
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>>740302712
many thanks
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>>740300720
*constructive feedback in fluffbooru please, currently going through a storm and may not see them here, had to switch to my tablet.
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>>740302998
I'm taking a look at it right now, might be a while before I get back to you.
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>>740300959
do you like weird things?
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>>740303078
It's called weirdbox newfag.
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>>740303138
I try to do my best to speak english, so fuck you.

I've post most of pictures on this tread... if you're not happy i can leave, dickhead
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It is strange what mental illness attracts.

I dont even hear about bronys anymore. Just people like you. What started as a jab at MLP fans became *this* and after just looking at some of this and reading replies, you do realize you are past deviant and even bronys seem like people above this....what is it even?

When the fag has gone out of control. The best part is grown ass men, tax paying employed members of society back this. The autism and children I get that, underdeveloped brains and cognitive, but still. Wow.

>That moment you know you are a fucked up person, but it could be FAR worse.
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>>740303492
Ignore the douche fag, please continue.
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Why do i like this shit? I'm such a softie with normal animals and people, I could never abuse something like this even if it annoyed me. The sight of blood and pain would probably make me cringe, honestly. But I love the comics for some reason. Must just be a crazy person
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>>740303510
It is fun to world build, just imagine if these creatures were real, and how the people of the world would react. It is a fun distraction from the shit of the real world.
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one of my favorite
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this is thé las for me... see you later
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>>740306029
Since that one got brought up, does anyone have the Sonichu fluffy?
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>>740302212
Well alrighty then
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>>740306414
Enfies*
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DELETE
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Alright, I know this is a hella longshot, but did anyone happen to save the greentext from the other day where a smarty was tortured with one of those screw grabber things like this?
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What kind of twisted fuck makes this kind of stuff? I'm not complaining, I love gore, but to make something intentionally innocent and cute only to butcher it is kind of fucked up, guys.
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>>740307243
Now I want the painter to find him.
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>>740307310
welcome youll be here everyday till you die there is no leaving
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>>740307310
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>>740307416
There was a story on the booru where such a thing happens. He gets fucked up pretty bad.
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>>740307310
>I love gore
>it's fucked up
Pick one
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>>740307540
You can love gore for being fucked up.
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>>740307713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiSdTQ9DW9g
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I have been on 4chan a long, long time, but I still don't think I've ever encountered something more autistic and stupid than these fluffy threads. The caliber of person it takes to spend countless hours drawing cartoon creatures being hideously tortured while crying about spaghetti is just unfathomable to me. Like, has there ever been a weirder, sadder person in the history of man?

Like I'm not even trying to talk shit per say, I just really don't get what it is that happens in a person that makes them want to draw/consume this. I want to say autism but it seems like something deeper than that.

Idk man, these threads really remind me of just how socially broken the fuckers who lose themselves in this site truly are. Now you all made me sad.
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>>740308041
better?
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>>740308230

lol no

nb
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>>740307540
I love gore for seeing the human form twisted, mangled, butchered, and utterly eviscerated.
I don't like seeing animals in the same way.
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>>740308041
>I have been on 4chan a long, long time, but I still don't think I've ever encountered something more autistic and stupid than these fluffy threads. The caliber of person it takes to spend countless hours drawing cartoon creatures being hideously tortured while crying about spaghetti is just unfathomable to me. Like, has there ever been a weirder, sadder person in the history of man?
>Like I'm not even trying to talk shit per say, I just really don't get what it is that happens in a person that makes them want to draw/consume this. I want to say autism but it seems like something deeper than that.
>Idk man, these threads really remind me of just how socially broken the fuckers who lose themselves in this site truly are. Now you all made me sad.
I have been on 4chan a long, long time, but I still don't think I've ever encountered something more autistic and stupid than these fluffy threads. The caliber of person it takes to spend countless hours drawing cartoon creatures being hideously tortured while crying about spaghetti is just unfathomable to me. Like, has there ever been a weirder, sadder person in the history of man?

Like I'm not even trying to talk shit per say, I just really don't get what it is that happens in a person that makes them want to draw/consume this. I want to say autism but it seems like something deeper than that.

Idk man, these threads really remind me of just how socially broken the fuckers who lose themselves in this site truly are. Now you all made me sad.
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>>740308898
you'll like this
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>>740309014
>I have been on 4chan a long, long time, but I still don't think I've ever encountered something more autistic and stupid than these fluffy threads. The caliber of person it takes to spend countless hours drawing cartoon creatures being hideously tortured while crying about spaghetti is just unfathomable to me. Like, has there ever been a weirder, sadder person in the history of man?
>Like I'm not even trying to talk shit per say, I just really don't get what it is that happens in a person that makes them want to draw/consume this. I want to say autism but it seems like something deeper than that.
>Idk man, these threads really remind me of just how socially broken the fuckers who lose themselves in this site truly are. Now you all made me sad. >I have been on 4chan a long, long time, but I still don't think I've ever encountered something more autistic and stupid than these fluffy threads. The caliber of person it takes to spend countless hours drawing cartoon creatures being hideously tortured while crying about spaghetti is just unfathomable to me. Like, has there ever been a weirder, sadder person in the history of man?
>Like I'm not even trying to talk shit per say, I just really don't get what it is that happens in a person that makes them want to draw/consume this. I want to say autism but it seems like something deeper than that.
>Idk man, these threads really remind me of just how socially broken the fuckers who lose themselves in this site truly are. Now you all made me sad.
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>>740308041
>I have been on 4chan a long, long time
>I have been on 4chan a long, long time
>I have been on 4chan a long, long time
wowza guess no one can call you a newfag because you've been on here for a REALLY long time dude! thats so cool what a freaking badass!!!!!
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>>740309247
POOL'S CLOSED
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>>740298156
is the litter pal eating a green baby head first in the first panel? i don't know what's going on in this one.
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>>740306855
I remember it being used to castrate the thing while it was hanging by nails that had been driven through itw ith a nail gun, and it got batted into the neighbours garden where it's herd was.
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>>740309535
Yes.
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>>740309535
Yes. The baby was stupid and went face first instead of ass first to shit.
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>>740309774
>"mibbion skettiesive"
What did he mean by this?
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>>740310115
I dont know
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>>740310115
'million spaghetis'?
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1/3
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>>740308041
>I have been on 4chan a long, long time

Yeah me too, been around since 2016. I'm an oldfag. And I agree with you.
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>>740306745
You don't complain about the torture, but you complain about one of the simplest (and one of the few most people know off-hand) rules of the internet?
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>>740310874
Jesus Christ, that smarty's a bigger asshole than most.
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>>740310874
Welp, part two is exceeds file size limit
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>>740309397

lol ignore the point and focus on one irrelevant point, classic /b/

not trying to brag, just stating a fact fam. sorry if I insulted your hobby or whatever.
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>>740303510

I don't know why I like fluffies, it just feels, there's no other way to explain it. Otherwise I'm a functional, reasonably successful human being, but I simply can't resist coming here once a week.
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>>740311147
If that ever happens to me I screen cap and use that it generally make it a smaller file
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>get home
>slam door because stupid Peter in middle management doesn't understand fucking anything and he made your day shit
>Hear squeaks, and crying and "Wew daddeh! wew daddeh!" coming from the breeding saferoom.
>Sigh. Stupid fuckers. At least they're cute.
>Kick off shoes and hang up coat, and wander over to door. Put ear up to door for a few seconds.
>Hear new beautiful pegasus you "found" in a "yard" yesterday that you're planning on breeding
>"Dis am Piwwow's hewd noa! Daddeh no hewe to pwotect! No cwy babbehs!"
>Sigh. Fuck, at least the name is as funny as you imagined it to be. Maybe it won't be stupid and will give the herd back to you without having to beat it senseless. It's good to see a smarty take care of it's herd and not just fuck everything in sight.
>Open door and yell out a little loudly "DADDY'S HERE!"
>Panic and chaos ensue. You smile to yourself. You know they'll all fall over in a second and realize it's you and be stupidly happy anyways. It's the small pleasures in life.
>Pillow is first to run up to you, headbutting your ankle. "So you're not going to make this easy." I mumble.
>"Dis am piwwow's hewd now! You no wewcome in fwuffy woom!"
>You can't help but sigh. You reach down and grab it's scruff, pulling it to high level. You realize it must have also eaten all the food today too, since it's fatter than normal. You smack it in the belly firmly to make sure it's empty.
>SCREEE! "Mostest huwties on tummeh! Mostest huwties on tummeh!" It squeals. It realizes it's at high level and starts puffing and kicking it's legs at you, completely innefectually. "Dis piwwow's hewd now!"
>Fuck. This thing must have been so easy to steal because it's a fucking stubborn one. Oh well, all the more fun to break.
>You smack it again, a little harder this time. Enough to actually hurt it a bit this time.
>SCREEE. "Piwwow won't gib up!" It kicks harder, actually managing to swing back and forth in your hand.
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>>740311807
2/3

Worked but looks like shit.
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>>740312274
>being so retarded you couldn't take the extra 5 seconds to just resize it in paint
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>>740312614
I was on my phone and moved to my computer, that is the amount of time Im willing to give.
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>>740312215
>You open the door, drop it in the padded bin you've secured to the wall and return.
>You spend a half hour, forty five minutes taking care of the rest of them, cleaning them up from all the accidents, feeding them, and giving them some attention. You tell them pillow has to go to the overnight sorry box. Some of the other ones you "found" remember the overnight sorry box and let out scared cheeps and run and hide behind things.
>Fucking things. Whatever. You bribe them with sketties and leae to the kitchen, grabbing the smarty on your way out. It's cheeping away unhappily before yelling no "No want bad upsies! No wan bad upsies!" when you pinch it's scruff way too tightly and throw the fluffy around. You grab a small box on your way to the kitchen and drop it on the counter, dropping pillow in right after. the box pushes out slightly as pillow fills it completely. You pop the lid on, with a hole already cut out for the head.
>"Piwwow want move weggies! Why weggies no work!" It puffs and yells at you, struggling valiantly. You smack the box and send it sliding across the counter. You're glad you squeezed the shit out in the safe room. You learned that lesson last time. Couldn't use enough fucking bleach to get rid of the smell or risk of contamination.
>You prepare sketties for the rest of them, making sure to walk by the box as many times as possible to bat it around back and forth. before you take the food in to the rest of them, you drop the box on the ground beside the counter, where it can't see anything but the white cabinet.
>You return shortly, having hugboxed the fuck out of the fluffies in your saferoom and stand by the kitchen. Pillow is crying about her see places and some shit. You read something once and were curious if it worked, you slowly dimmed the lights in the kitchen. Pillow starts crying. "Daddeh gone fowever. Piwwow am smawty fwuffy. Piwwow wan see places see pwetty things!"
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>>740300556
/edgy/
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>>740304558
>>740304885
/edgy/ / fucked up /
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>>740311803
I'm similar. And I had similar feelings when I was young too, except they were directed at my stuff animals rather than fluffies, of course.

IRL I'm extremely nonviolent and nonaggressive. I worked in a wildlife rescue with animals for many years, literally just wiped my spoiled cats ass because new food upset her stomach and I didn't want her to have to eat her own feces.

Sometimes I think (at least for some of us) 'fluffies' and their alternate forms are just a space where people who can't express violence or aggression vent those feelings. I think the EXTENT of the gore is partially because of... Reveling in the fact we're venting these feelings but no ones getting hurt. In these fantasies anything can be done but no actual damage is done.
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>>740313153
Fuck. 2000 characters isn't barely enough. Anyone even paying any attention?
>"Piwwow gon aww day now!" It cries louder, starting to babble nonsense. You raise the light and then dim it again. It starts crying about days and days going by. You can't believe by just dimming the lights it actually fucking believes days are going by.
>You make another day and a half go by. You end it dim, just bright enough you can see the box and get out with kicking the cupboard. Stupid thing sticks out and you kick it every fucking time.
> You run up behind pillow yelling jibberish and nonsense, before grabbing the box and shaking the everloving fuck out of it. You make as many evil sounding noises as you can before your voice gives out. You're very very thankful it doesn't shit all over your pant legs.
>You give it one last good shake, before lifting it up and dropping it on the counter.
>"Good thing I got here when I did. Bad fluffies get hunted and shaken to death. Looks like you were a very very bad fluffy."
>Pillow sceams in terror and actually manages to shake hard enough to shift in the box, and wedge herself in worse. It starts yelling and babbling about "bad evil shakey munstah come for piwwow. piwwow sowwy. piwwow bad fwuffy. piwwow don't wan' fowevew sweepies."
>You grab a wooden stick and smack it hard. "LISTEN!" You yell out. Pillow squeaks and looks up.
>"You're still not a good fluffy! You'll be a good fluffy when I think so." It cries and looks up at you. "Piwwow is bad fwuffy."
>"Yes. You're a bad fluffy pillow" You realize it probably doesn't get the reference, but it looks so forlorn.
>"But! If you do everything I say, I'll keep the shakey monster from getting to you. But if you ever disobey me, I'll let him get you."
>Pillow shakes her head. "Nevew! Daddeh dummeh! Smawty never wisten to dummeh! Piwwow am Smawty!"
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>>740313688
>>740314188
Holy shit. Double dubs. Of the same number too.

Truly our threads are favored by kek.
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>>740314345
I'm paying attention anon.
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>>740314221
See, my favourite is when it's their own stupidity doing it to them. Smarty abuse is also good just because they're too stubborn to give into anything less, so you don't have the ethical conundrum.
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>>740309294
this is actually bullshit. and i would take this little guy home hes cute
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>>740314345
>You grab the box and take it downstairs. Well, at least pegasus's don't need their wings to have pegasus babies
>You drop the box roughly on the bench. Pillow cries. You laugh. Same old, same old. You roughly grab her scruff and yank it out of the box, holding up to eye level.
>"BAD POOPEHS!" Pillow yells out, as it manages to squeeze out a tiny little bit of shit onto your dress shirt. You grab the c-clamp you have suspended from the root and tighten it around the scruff, and let go. The clamp falls an inch before the cord tightens, pillow screaming about "NO WAN BAD UPSISE! UPSIES HUWTY!" and "PIWWOW AM FWY! PIWWOW AM FWYING PEGASUS!"
>Fucking goddamn stupid fucking piece of shit. You slap it's ass with a square one inch piece of wood, with extremely course sandpaper wrapped around the end. You smack pillow hard enough to draw some blood from the sand paper. Fuck. You grab the unflated blowup pool you use to make cleanup easier and set it under it. Normally you make sure it's inflated just in case the fluffy makes it loose. These designer fluff's you "find" around town don't just fall from trees. Usually. There was that one time though. You banish the thought and return to the topic at hand.
>You disappear upstairs and turn the lights off, leaving pillow alone in the dark and change your clothes into a shitty wifebeater and some shorts.
>You return to the basement door and put your ear up against it. You hear "HUUU HUUU HUUU! Piwwow wan huggies and wub! Piwwow miss hewd and daddeh! Piwwow no wan be bad fwuffy no mo!"
>Jesus. This thing broke quick. Last time you had to get the soldering irons heated up. Accidentally started it's fur on fire. Managed to get the fire out before it did any serious damage, but Jersey now has an absolute terror of anything that smells like burning hair and shit on it's 'special friend' at christmas one time. Damn fireplace channel.
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I want to hear more about pillow
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CC2 are you around ?
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>>740298889
>8889
you seem to have lost a coin toss of your own, anon
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>>740314431
Me too actually. I think plain fluffy abuse still kind makes my empathy flair up. Smarty abuse is the only box I can really just enjoy completely.
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>>740315407
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Sharing this new OC
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>>740315568
What's wrong with that one pissing themselves?
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>>740315737
Derpbastian here.

Maybe he's scared because he misses his mummah?
Maybe he just wants to play with the ball or blockies?
Maybe he's trying to catch daddeh's attention because he wants to play the (unbeknownst to him) haffpiwow game too?
Or perhaps he already knows what that game means, thus he's scared for what's going to happen to the other fluffy's hind legs?

Even I have no idea why he's pissing himself. But you're free to figure it out though and make your own background stories for my drawings! Just enjoy!
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>>740315261
>You turn one light on in the basement, so you can see pillow's struggling form. You realize that it's almost gotten free, and doesn't realize that a fall from that distance means certain death. Well, only one way to deal with that.
>You run down the stairs, making as much noise and banging the handrail. Pillow screams and makes weird high pitched chirping noise, it's voice hoarse from the screaming.
>You grab the string and shake it violently, swinging pillow around like a pendulum. Pillow screams and cries. "piwwow no bad fwuffy. piwwow no bad fwuffy." You grab it's wings, and grab the other clamp hanging form the roof, instead of smooth clamps there's a large steel screw. You tug roughly, and tear fluffy from the clamp. It screams about "wowst huwties in wingies!" as you continue jostling it roughly in your hand.
>You grab the screw clamp and stop shaking pillow. Pillow is breathing quickly, screaming for "huggies from hewd and daddeh! Piwwow wan huggies and wub!"
>You take a moment of pity, and set pillow down on the bench. You disapear into the darkness, and wait, sitting in a chair. >Whenever pillow stops making noise you make a noise, or toss something towards it and send it back into it's nightmareish hell of imagination.
>Almost an hour passes before I get bored of this. I let pillow calm down, before jumping up and shaking my work bench. This sends pillow almost over the edge, curling up into a tiny ball and chirping slowly.
>You grab it's wings and lift, unfurling like a scroll. You grab the hind hooves and stretch out a little so you have free access to it's wings. It continues chirping, completetly oblivious to everything going.
>Well, a moments reprieve for pillow I guess, before the pain of having it's wings punctured will bring it back to reality.
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>>740316349
Nice story!
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>>740307214
Wouldn't this already have exploded from igniting its own gas?
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>>740307989
I personally like this version better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgGzAKP_HuM
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>>740316349
>I take my time and line up the screw as best I can before punching it through tearing the skin off of the wings, and crunching through the bone in main part. Just strong enough to hold her for a day or two before it would inevitably tear off.
>It brings her back to reality as soon as the bones crunch. More shit sprays into the pool. Fucking thing did eat everyones lunch, no wonder they were so hungry at dinner.
>You punch it in the stomach for one good measure. It babbles, mostly incorhently. You make out "wingies" and "tummies" and "wowsest huwties" in between chirps and nonsense
>You vanish back into the darkness, returning upstairs and turning the light off. You head upstairs and watch TV for a few hours, checking in on your breeding room. All the mares have flopped into a pile on the bedding, sound asleep.
>You listen at the basement door before opening it, hearing nothing from downstairs. You hoped the fat thing hadn't tore it's wings off and fell to it's death. You could've made a couple thousand selling it's foals.
>You open the door, and silently stalk down the stairs, closing the door behind you.
>You finally hear pillow softly crying. "Piwwow am dummeh fwuffy. Piwwow am usewess dummeh fwuffy. Piwwow wan die. Piwwow no smawty no mowe. Piwwow am poopeh dummeh fwuffy."
>Perfect. It doesn't realize it's wings are also gone.
>I step into the basement, and turn on my flashlight, pointing it right at pillow.
>"Pillow?" I say in my best daddeh voice. Pillow cries and spins around sadly.
>"Piwwow no wan daddeh. Piwwow am poopeh dummeh fwuffy. Piwwow wan die"
>Shit. Maybe you pushed it just a little too far. You reach out and pat it's head. It chirps sadly and pulls away.
>Well, here goes nothing. You turn on the light and pillow screes at the bright light. "See pwaces huwties! see pwaces huwties!" it yells out. You reach and shake the wire, and pillow snaps back to reality. It looks up at you.
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>>740317331
that's fine, it's ok to be wrong sometimes in life
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>>740317731
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What is this shit? Like, why is this even a fucking thing?
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>>740317813
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>>740317813
Because we're sadists. Go find one of the other thousand threads on 4chan that cater to your interests. This is ours.
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>>740317813
Why do you post that same comment every time these threads appear if you don't like the content?
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>>740317471
>"Daddeh save piwwow?" It cries softly, looking up at you
>"Maybe. You'll do everything I tell you?"
>"Piwwow be bestest fwuffy for daddeh!"
>You give pillow another smack across the ass with the sandpaper stick.
>"HUWTIES ON POOPEH PWACE! HUWTIES ON POOPEH PWACE!" it yells out. "WHY DADDEH HUWT POOPEH PWACE!"
>"LISTEN HERE PILLOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU'LL BE A BAD FLUFFY FOR THE REST OF YOUR GODFORSAKEN LIFE. YOU WILL NEVER BE A GOOD FLUFFY EVER AGAIN!" You yell at it, spittle flying onto it's fur.
>"YOU WILL DO WHATEVER I TELL YOU TO OR YOU WILL NOT BE SAVED FROM THE SHAKEY BAD MAN!"
>"Piwwow bad fwuffy. Do what daddeh want to be saved from shakey munstah man."
>Good. Let's see if it actually will.
>"Alright, first thing you need to do Pillow, is get free. The only way is ask me to tear off your wingies." You wiggle it's wing to make a point. It screams in pain some more.
>"Piwwow... wingies... pegasus piwwow?"
>I shake my head.
>"No more wingies for pillow."
>It cries and screams and shakes it's head. "Piwwow wan keep wingies... but piwwow no wan fowevew sweepies."
>You turn around and start walking up the stairs.
>"Goodbye Pillow."
>"DADDEH TAKE PIWWOW WINGIES! DADDEH TAKE PIWWOW WINGIES AND SAVE PIWWOW FROM MUNSTAH!"
>You spin around on a time and jump down the stairs. You grab the thing by the chest and tug straight down, tearing both wings off at the stump. It screams in agony and bleeds lightly. You drop it on the ground, and grab it's scruff, applying bandaids to the stumpes to keep it from bleeding out.
>You drop it in the pool and tear the wings off the screw clamp, dropping them next to pillow.
>"Alright pillow, you have to clean up after yourself."
>"Bu... bu.. buh wingies no nummies". It nuzzles the wings and cries again. You tap pillow roughly in the side with your foot, knocking it over to bring it back to reality.
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>>740308230
WAT DA ENF AM DIS POOPIE?!?
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>>740298389
Gently pick it up take it home then place in a net go outside and swing vigorously like its a rock in David and Goliath while yelling at it that it is a sinner and must repent until it dies from force trauma or is too fragile and gets cut to pieces by the net and the force.
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>>740318287
Please, I beg thee, post it on the booru. This story deserves to be immortalised.
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>>740298713
give the fluffy one and it will eat it while trying to groom it then die of diabetus
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>>740300099
Trip dubs wasted
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>>740317499
Oh, sorry, I didn't know a difference in preference automatically makes someone wrong. You do you, Smarty.
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>>740318575
ok there Cringy MC Edgelord
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>>740319456
a fluffy could never kick that hard they are made of playdoh practically
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>>740318287
>Pillow lays there on her side, legs up in the air. It kicks them ineffectually at the air trying to move away from the wings that are now flying through the air onto her.
>I slap her with it, before dropping it next to her face. "Eat it pillow, or I'll leave you for the evil shakey bad man."
>She cries loudly and crunches on her wing. "Wingies not nummies" She mumbles between crunches.
>Pillow is so focused on eating her wing, she doesn't realize I rolled her onto her feet while she was eating and disappeared back into darkness of the basement.
>As the last crunch sounds from her mouth, she stumbles over to the other wing and nuzzles it softly, crying. She looks around and cries out "Daddeh? Why daddeh weave piwwow for eviw shakey munstah! Maybe piwwow not eat wing fawst enuff..." She crunches the wing quickly, before I bang my hand into a piece of metal. Pillow screams and hides her eyes under her hoofs.
>"No wan eviw shakey munstah. No wan eviw shakey munstah. No wan fowevew sweepies." Pillow looks at the wing and cries softly.
>"Maybe daddeh stiww sawe piwwow if piwwow finish eating wing..."
>Pillow crunches quickly and I bang a pipe, closer to pillow. As pillow finishes the last crunch I make a pained noise and swear at the air as I stubb my toe on a brick I didn't see.
>"FUCKING GODDMANED STUPID" Luckily, I was loud enough pillow didn't realize it was me swearing and yelling into the darkness.
>"Daddeh fight fo fwuffy? Daddeh save fwuffy?"
>I pause for a second and make a thud noise against wall before yelling out. "Yes. I told you I would if you followed my instructions."
>Thank god these things are fucking imbeciles.
>I walk out of the darkness.
>"Daddeh!" Pillow chirps out into the light.
>I grab it's fluffy and yank it into my arms and stalk upstairs, still salty over stubbing my toe. I whisper in it's ears "Don't forget out deal pillow. Or shakey evil bad man will be back for you."
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>>740319575
Let's give him a little slack. This is smarty abuse, not regular fluffy abuse.
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>>740319889
I'm not sure it was a Smarty, It was well behaved until it got impatient.
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>>740312215
>>740313153
>>740314345
>>740315261
>>740316349
>>740317471
>>740318287
>>740319756
Somewhere between 14,000-16,000 characters, roughly 2,800 to 3,200 words. That's like two or three pages in word. Why the fuck is this so much easier to write than a paper.
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>>740320048
It did eat the other fluffies' food. The signs are there.
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>>740320217
Yeah I fucked up I thought you replied to the post under that
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>>740319575
Please post link? Can't find you on the booru.
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>>740320172
Because you are enjoying it.
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>>740307492
would be better if fluffy smashed face into invisible wall
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>>740320569
I'm just in the process of putting the pieces together. Gimme like 10 more minutes. I'm stoned as fuck.
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>>740297209
no, it's one of the many endearing russians who make fluffy content. There's a huge Russian fluffy site that has a few collaborators with the booru.

for some reason fluffies are almost exclusively a US/Russia thing
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>>740320172
Because it is a transcendent and beautiful piece of literary artwork.
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>>740298406
you mean "kill it with fire"?
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>>740320569
/post/view/47431
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>>740320048
>>740320217
Plus Pillow repeats in a few places
>Piwwow am smawty fwuffy
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>>740298156
I hate the idea of litterpals
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>>740321055
Awesome! Great job!
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>>740309774
Alloha snackbar
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>>740321493
Really? Why?
Personally, I love the idea.
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>>740321594
It's not realistic.

I also know how stupid that sounds in a thread about talking miniature ponies sold as toys.
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Does anyone have the one picture of the fluffy foals that are then turned into nuggets?
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>>740321493
>>740321594
Seems like a waste of time, really. I get it as punishment, but it doesnt seem practical at all.
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>>740321519
>>740320948
>>740318575

I'm glad people enjoyed it.
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>>740306535
That girl be thicc
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>>740321859
If you think about it, all living things eat an amount of food and shit a fraction of that mass. Say, a fluffy eats 1,000 grams of food in one day, but only produces 900 grams of shit. If litter pal eats thos 900 grams of shit, it may in turn shit only 800 grams, and the next one 700, and so on... so, who knows, maybe you could chain litter pals in a fluffy centipede form to reduce the daily amount of shit to, say, 30% of what's usual?

Then it wouldn't be impractical.
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>>740322589
Yeah. Anything that shits out that high of a percentage of input can't be completely digesting it that quickly. Especially not if they're growing too, so it must be high in nutritional value still.
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>>740321055
Hah. I love that someone has tagged it Cringey_MC_Edgelord
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>>740322306
God bless.
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>>740301504
i feel as if im the only person who didnt have to google what the silly bands movie is

[spoiler] thanks pan[/spoiler]
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>>740308041
>I have been on 4chan a long, long time
And you think it wasnt fucked up 8 years ago?
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>Marill cried out into the darkness as a wave pain crossed over here. "NU WAN MAKE BIGGEST POOPEH! BABY PWACE HAB BIG HUWTIES!"
>Life. Life doesn't really give a fuck.
>Splopt. Splopt. Splopt. Marril's crying is ignored by the universe as seven foals drop from her into the ground.
>"Mawwiw am mummah noa!"
>God. The asshole who named Marril must have laughed his ass off everytime she said it.
>Marril somehow waddles in a small circle and takes care of the children, cleaning them and putting them on her back. She curls into a ball and the babies cheep and burble happily.
>Days pass
>Green pegasus becomes talkie babbeh.
>"Tawkie babbeh bestess babbeh! Gween am bestess babbeh!" Green gets first feedings and huggies and warmest spots.
>More time passes .spongebob .png
>Winter comes
>"Cowdest time no good for babbehs and mawwiw."
>A gigantic storm occurs.jpg
>"best babbeh cowdest babbeh" green says and he tries to burrow further into marril's fur, close to her teats, trying to nurse.
>Marril cries and holds the rest of the babies in her arms. "Mummah gib babbehs huggies and wub!" she cries as it gets colder. She switches the babies out so they all get a chance to eat.
>Loud car crash a few blocks away
>All the foals and marril all shit and piss themself everywhere with the green babby at her teat, freezing Marril's fur the ground.
>Time passes.jpg
>The foals all start cheeping sadly "Fwuffy hungwy. Wan miwkies from mummah! Mummah am wowsest mummah! Foaws am hungwy!"
>She pushes one down and tries to push it through the frozen fur.
>The pushes with all her might and her poor baby chirps.... chirps... then silence.
>The green foal is best foal, so thinks mummah is rewarding him and ignores the noises.
>Marril pulls her hoof up and see's red fur and blood smeared everywhere. "Wed babbeh... Why no wed babbeh? Why boo-boo juice and ouwside babbeh?"
>12 hours pass. Dead of night.
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>>740298815

"Say it cocksucker!"

Makes me laugh every time
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>>740308983
faggot
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>>740295563
This artist's work is funny because I think the fluffyspeak is actually closer to real grammatically correct English than his narrative is.
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>>740295936
Hallo. Danke.
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>>740325433
>Maril is freezing cold, the green baby has fed several times, and it's hurting Marril. The other foals are close to freezing.
>"Mummah am wowsest mummah. Babbehs go fowevew sweepies an' bestes babeh am hungwy..."
>"Mummah gib bestes babbeh bestest miwkies..." She cries silently and eats the first baby she killed, and starts crunching her foals.
>"Mawwiw am wowsest mummah..." the foals start squealing. "Babbeh no nommies! Babbeh no nommies!" They repeat over and over
>"Babbeh am nommies fo bestes babbeh" Maril says, crying as she crunches the rest of them.
>The green baby stays warm and nourished for several long days, the ice melting just enough to allow for enough fresh air to stay alive. "Bestest babeh get all huggies!" it says as it squeezes Maril. Maril died the other day, the cold mummifying the corpse.
>Another day later the storm has blown over and the mobile disposal units are up and running again.
>"Fuck, a whole lot of these shitrats died over the storm didn't they. Least this fuckin' job pays good even when I can't hurt 'em."
>You hear a laugh as your coworker gives Marril's body a kick and it doesn't move.
>"Fuckin' things froze solid Pete. Get you're ass over here and gimme a hand.
>You wander over and help him, shoving your hand under the side
>You let a small scream as your hand gets chomped on by the green baby
>"Fucking jesus christ Paul, there's a live one under there." You wander back to the truck and grab a pair of sledgehammers.
>You consider tossing it at Paul, but pass it gently.
>"Rock". Fuck. He won.
>Paul gives a few test swings through the air, before giving a nice solid whack on the centre of Marril
>You laugh heartily as it cracks and explodes.
>You take your swing, and crunch the next section, exposing the hidey hole green's still in
>Green looks around startled by the all the noise, covered in a fresh pile of shit.
>You exchange a look at Paul, and both take swing at the same time
>EXPLODEYGREENFOAL.jpg (please?)
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>>740299563
Do you think Carnivious Duck just has a closet shit fetish or something?
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>>740300004
>Increased chance of royal flush
?
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>>740326742
Closet? Maybe if that closet is wide open and actually a 10,000 square foot metal shop.
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>>740299928
I have an unfinished story where a smarty is tricked into eating "squirmy skettis", i.e. tapeworms under the notions that these skettis never left your tummy and you'd always be full of skettis!
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>>740304014
Congrats. You're like most people here you massive faggot.
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