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Hey. Just a landwhale passing by. I need/b/ to be harsh. I need

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Hey. Just a landwhale passing by. I need/b/ to be harsh. I need to be motivated to go to the gym. I'm morbidly obese and almost crushed my boyfriend's head when he was eating me out. Trips and ill show face. Quads and ill give my kik :)
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>>740294545
Get moving you fat whale

Also roll
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>>740294545
Moar, also mandatory tits or gtfo
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Aite well roll
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>>740294545
I mean id fuck, but then again, id fuck anything with a vagina.
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>>740294545
send another angle, I honestly cant tell if you are fat or not.
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>>740294545
you look ok
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Post a full nude so we can see what we're dealing with here
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You're perfect and your bf probably has a tiny head. Now show me the rest.
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I like your belly.
Tits or gtfo
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I mean.. if you spread your butt cheeks I can get you the help you need
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>>740294761
^, hard to tell your size
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>>740294545
Rolling

Get the fuck up and start working out, he'll be more attracted to you by the fact you can self-motivate more than anything else. No one wants someone who won't change what they know they can.
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Hi
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Tits or gtfo
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>>740294761
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>landwhale

more like a land crab u skinny bitch
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>>740294545

are you being retarded on purposes?

>tits or gtfo
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Why do we even subject ourselves to this when we know it's fake?
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>>740295177
your honestly not that fat. nice cat
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so sorry to be crass but can we have nude's your very pretty.
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Show butthole
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Tits or gtfo
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Just start with a 1.5k calorie diet. Over two months I've lost a stone and a half
Sauce: Me starving.
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>>740295333

Winrar!
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>>740295177
Lol just go to the gym seriously you don't need that much work you lazy fuck. Go GO NOW go buy a membership and get the fuck out of your house.
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feemanon are you trying to get fit with a big ass so you can get some BBC?
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>>740295177
you are fat and I bet you already have stretch marks, gross... Anyway, in here you will get tons of "you are not that fat" "you are actually cute" from all the faggots that live here now, so either way just show us your tits or GTFO nobody cares if you are depressed or want to better yourself
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Jog or bike for 45 minutes and I'll fuck you doggy for half an hour.
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>>740295177
you should come cam
you should tits dot com
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>>740295177
I have some motivation but first roll over and open your blowhole
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>>740294545
Rolling
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>>740295177
Take a picture straight up you fat fuck
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Tits+Timestamp or GTFO
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Honestly, I'd fuck you from the back 'till your toes popped off and then I'd start getting serious.
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>>740295333
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>Tits.
>Timestamp.

We still have rules to follow around here you fat fuck.
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Fucking bitch stop eating sugar, start running jogging riding a bike or whatever, S T O P eating sugar.
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>>740296556
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>>740296556
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>>740296734
IT'S UNCANNY ISN'T IT!
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>>740296556
You're a cutie ;)
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>>740296995
Marry me?
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>>740296995
that's a much better angle, in this pic you're pretty hot

first one still looks like Ki Adi Mundi though
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>>740296556
Ew holy shit abandon thread
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>>740296995
Is that Mel?
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Would bang seven ways to Sunday
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>>740297173
Grade A thott
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Blah blah blah. Post dem tiddays
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>>740295177
Do u have stretch marks?
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>>740297569
I bet you've fucked too many guys to count already, degenerate, Abandon thread
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>>740297569
approaching Ki Adi Mundi levels again

post tits? I'll show mine if you show yours
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>>740297569
I'd fuck the fat off that sexy whore ass. Is your ass as far as your face?
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Have you niggas forgot where you are??? Tits or gtfo.
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Show feet
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>>740298115
This.
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>>740298216
>>740298115
fuck off
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>>740295177
i'd be more worried about your ugly face tbh, your features look of a down syndrome person and i'm not even trolling...your body's fine just needs 5-10 lbs off tops. but yeah, you look like a fat ugly 14 year old boy in the face.
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>>740298267
Thanks for the advise but no im here for the soles.
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>>740298033
Get quids ;)
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>>740294545
rules
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>>740296556
>>740297569
this is why i've woken up to the fact that i'm literally better looking than 9/10 of the bitches that want to fuck/get with me. i'll even say most of the guys here are better looking.

you look like shit without putting your fake face on.
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>>740298472
Show face
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>>740296556
DOWN SYNDROME!!!

I have a thing for blondes but you look like you just given birth to a baby 10 seconds before. Puffy fat face on top of those bad eye inserts...and that's with a filter wtf
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>>740297569
i'd bang
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>>740296995
You're hot. I'd fuck you until the sun comes up.
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>>740294545
You're a qt3.1415 normie that needs no help until you show us a pic with a good angle, tits and timestamp.
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>>740298622
What i aim for
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I like fat girls, gimme kik and I'll chat, sure
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>>740299050
your braces would get spunked
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Those Snapchat filters make you look a lot uglier than you are.

>dont use em
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>>740294545
What looks better to you circumcised or uncircumcised
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>>740298526
No one shows their face on this shit hole
6'2" blue eyes 16" arms
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stop taking shitty myspace angles you fat hambeast.
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>>740294545
Is that a doom shirt? Good tastes
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>>740297697
i second this
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>>740299234
With uni-brow and an under bite
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Trips away!
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you will not be loved until we see feet
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>>740299573
And terrible skin. Even in the dark with 90% of his face hidden you can still see them zits
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>>740299234
Haha, thanks for telling us what YOU think is attractive in men. Tall, blue eyes, big arms...

Now, I'm trying to be helpful. Nobody but you thinks any of that is worth mentioning. Before you lash out at me, I already got the girl I'm gonna marry, so let'r rip

>inb4 i made a big mistake or am cucked, thanks internet
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>>740294545
are you even 18?
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>>740299050
>>740296556
you have got some dick. sucking. lips. spit or swallow?
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>>740300043
Swallow. Spitters are quitters.
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>>740300174
attagirl. how much do you like taking a load? do you let your boyfriend buttfuck you? i need to know for science and also jerking off purposes
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Newfags: cease all communication. Rules must be followed.
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>>740299050
Holy fuck! We're you dropped on your head as an infant?
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Hey OP
I got a chubby girl in my class, I want to fuck her big ass so bad. What's the best way to fuck her?
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>>740300416
Saving anal for marriage.
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>>740300797
Idk maybe. My mother is a druggy. Explains why I'm so ugly though right?
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>>740299050
Is this you before braces?
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Lol is this a hot thread now
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>>740300998
This my dick
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>>740299050
Tell Kermit i said hello.
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>>740300821
Doggy is the way to go. Make the bitch lay at your feet like the fat bitch she is :).
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>>740300821
Offer her peanut butter, I think fat girls like peanut butter
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>>740301049
He's out rn. Went to get with some thin bitch
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>>740299900
you're just worried that your wife gets wet seeing guys like me in public. don't worry, we don't want the pig.
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Nobody wants to comment on my hot picture I have more
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someone needs to get trips or quads
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>>740301158
This. That and some McDonald's. Will have her at your feet begging
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When was 16
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>>740301362
I know
Dis me >>740301370
How lucky am i? lol
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>>740296734
Holy shit, my sides are in orbit
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>>740301323
Trips have been achieved
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>>740294545
lol another boring fuck fishing for compliments. Go to Facebook.
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>>740301178
I would still wreck your ass though. Perfect girls suck, and big girls always give the best. head. ever.
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>>740301508
I literally want to be dragged. How hard is that to do. Damn
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>>740301530
Because they eat. And lick their plates clean.
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>>740301724
Your never gonna get what you want unless you abide by the fucking rules.
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>>740302059
Where the fuck are the quids then. I go by what I say.
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>>740301530
I'd fucking lick your plate clean.
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feet/soles
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>>740302223
so close
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>>740295177
wait. you look like a fucking guy
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>>740302223
Those aren't the rules gtfo. You don't decide the rules.
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>>740295400
lmao, poor niggers get the bottom bitches
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>>740296734
Best post I've seen in awhile
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>>740294545
Wait how old are you?
Do your parents know you're here?
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>>740294545
If you were a pokemon your name would be Pudgy, number 1008 to represent your weight
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>>740294545
and why the fuck would someone want your kik bitch? fuck off.
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>>740303000
Oh shit trips
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do it
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>>740294545
get nude slut. i want to fap
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All this talking and bait for attention and no titties or ass, this bitch is trash
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>>740305130
that's why want her to get naked so we can laugh at her and humiliate her.
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>>740294545
>I need to be motivated to go to the gym.
You need to be a person and have drive for life
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