Alright U.S. Army soldiers get in here and discuss the Army/Military

just do what your superiors tell you and dont talk back. even if they tell you to dumb shit. in fact especially if they tell you to do dumb stupid shit get that down and youll be fine.

You're making the biggest mistake of your life by joining.

>>740286591
This is 2017. You can talk back and THEY will be the ones ending in up trouble. The military has become soft ever since the country started moving towards factors like legalizing gay marriage, etc.

>>740286656
dont tell him that, if hes shipping out in 2 weeks its already too late to back out.

Shoot the bad guys.

>>740286656
>>740286853
>implying a stranger on the internet could stop me

Anything is better than working minimum wage while living with my parents and not going to school, I can atleast try to see the world for a little bit

>>740286825
civilian detected, its not what it used to be for sure but its still a LONG way from what you're implying.

>>740285816
you can't dress like a chick anymore...you'll get thrown out

>>740285816
Ex Soldier Draftee
Keep mouth shut, ears open , most of all hsve s thick skin especially first 4 weeks theynare the toughest

>>740286656
Fucking right

>>740286853
No it's not too late.. One is LEGALLY able to back out, as long as it's before he ships out. I personally did this myself due to certain events at that time. And was still able to enlist at a later date. (Which I fucking regret)

>>740287036
there hasn't been a draft since nam....you must be a god damn....oh....wait

>>740286825
Sounds like this retard needs paperwork

>>740286975
>Anything is better than working minimum wage
Dude the stupid shit you're gonna be doing will prove you otherwise.

>See the world for a little bit
The only places you're going to be seeing are the shittiest locations in the US. (Save for Ft. Carson and Wainwright which are stunningly beautiful.) If you're lucky enough to go to Europe, you'll see sights worth seeing.

>>740286986
>>740287132
You're the obvious civilian if you actually support what the U.S. military is, you have no clue what it has become.

>>740287133
Nam? You refer to Viet Nam as Nam.-That word is reserved only for those that were there To you it is Viet Nam

>>740287317
cant speak for army bases but if theyre anything like marine bases theyre either amazingly beautiful or some of the worst places there are. there is no in between

When you get to your duty station, don't be a dumbass. Use common sense, every fucking private i've gotten over the last few months is either dumb, or back talks. Just do what you're told, be at the right place on time, and be in the correct uniform.

>>740286975
Do you not realize how much the salary is of an enlistee is? Enjoy your 600$ every two weeks for the first year of your service. Then up to 700$ at PFC. Then closer to the 1000$ as Spc!

>>740287641
I only make $350 every two weeks right now, so I don't see how it hurts me

>Joining the military of the US and A

Oh boy. The jew shocktroopers for middle eastern foreign policy. Nice.

Have fun serving the Noses instead of actually serving your country and people

>>740287734
you will.

>>740287641
Dam PFC gets 700 every two weeks. Lol I am fucking old . Sgt E-5 200 per month plus 50 month combat pay. Inwas born too soon lol . Good for you guys you deserve every dime. FTA

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>>740287940
awesome
>this thread has been enlightening
kek no

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Such dissappointment

Off to serve the global elite too?
Only jews really profit from your foreign meddling in the middle east.

>>740287734
Doubling your current pay which is due to the fact that you're just a lazy fuck at the moment, isn't worth all the bullshit the military will put you through unless you choose a useless MoS like a fucking frycook, hell I even met people that went on suicide watch because of their work conditions as a cook. Lmao. Hope your CoC isn't full of dickbags buddy.

>>740288250
I'm going in as a mechanic because I know where I live that job is in demand and they love military folk here

Also I'm not working minimum wage due to laziness but for the fact where I live everything requires higher education and I quickly learned college isn't a strong suit of mine, but I'll have to go back and try it again for sure

>>740288060
come back after ait and tell me im wrong

>>740285816
>>>/k/
go to /meg/

>>740288026
Lol. Cost of living comes into factor here. Especially depending on where your station ends up at, you could be fucked from it. For example, try living in Hawaii off all the imported goods, on 600$ every two weeks in today's time.

>>740288538
I hear you was at Schofield in 66 with 25 ID waiting to to ship out . Beer was 3 bucks a bottle back then, I can only imagine now.lol

>>740288438
dude college was a fucking breeze compared to military if you couldn't handle good fucking luck.

>>740285816
dude, i regret signing up. boot would have been fine except some redneck from Kentucky decided i was his boyfriend. every time i fall asleep, he sticks his dick in my mouth.

>be trans
>but closet pretending not to be
>go to military and do man stuff
>have coming out
>guess trump will pay for it
tough luck, trump cuck

Been in for 5 years, whatever you do. If you think youre the baddest mf around and you think youre hot shit youre fuckin wrong. Youre going to be a fuckin boot for a while. Also, if you become one of those fucking retards called "disgruntled vets" who think their opinion on politics means more then everyone else civilians included and you call everyone a fucking snowflake and a cuck for not following your point of veiw on facebook then youre a huge dildo and the reason people hate veterans. Also, dont feel so fucking entitled for everything just because you serve. My mother works harder then most of these faggots i work with and im in a grunt unit. No one has to thank you for shit. You chose that lifestyle so suck it the fuck up. No one owes you anything.
Dont be a shitbag and youll be fine.

>>740288438
Anyone that chooses the military as their ONLY option is a lazy fuck. I've been through this shit myself. Also, don't expect too much of site seeing as a mechanic bud, not like you actually want to witness the military for what it truly fucking stands for.

COP Margah
Paktika Providence, 2010

>>740285816

Don't get a contract marriage and don't buy a car from any dealership within the first 20 miles of any base you go to.

>>740285816
Just put on a dress and get out under tranny privilege.

Also, OP:
Make sure once you get out of barracks, you begin collecting BAH and BAS. They're tax-free. Just don't marry the first girl to give you attention just to move out and end up with a 400+ pound dependa

I'm thinking about joining the Coast Guard. Anyone have any stories of the Coast Guard? They seem to be the chillest branch of military with the most amount of adventures/fun. What are the chances of me having a bad time in the Coast Guard compared to other branches?

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>>740289148
Oh I know this, my dad warned me and just about every vet who comes in to where I work said the same thing.

The only difference between the vets I see on a regular basis versus you guys is that all of you hate the military and the vets I see enjoyed their time
>>740289114
I know it sounds like I'm using the military as a last resort but I really am not, and if my first enlistment goes well (which all of you have clearly stated it will not) I'll just make a career of it and attempt my hand at Airborne Infantry and if I fail that then 11b it is

>>740289261
Try to become a ME. You get to do raids and board vessels. Pretty fun shit.

>I got to basic in two weeks so I wanna try and get as much advice as I can from others.

Get out of your contract and join the Air Force instead. The moment you get sent to one of their bases and get to eat at the DFAC you will never feel so much regret in your entire life.

>>740289261
Possibility of Coast Guard enlistments was slim to none at the time I signed up. I'd fucking go for it if available, then go civilian contract six-figures/year easily after your term is up. Contractors fucking love the Coast Guard bud.

>>740289464
But...but..if I went Air Force what would I do with all my Army stuff they gave me at MEPS huh?

>>740289566
What skills should I go for in the coast guard in order to make six figures?

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>>740289389
>I'll just make a career of it and attempt my hand at Airborne Infantry and if I fail that then 11b it is
You're doing things way out of order. What you should have done is ask your recruiter for option 40 on your contract. Lateral transfers into infantry are going to be nearly impossible since there's a huge oversupply there. Good luck to you in any case.
>>740289464
>air force

>>740289676
kek his side reflection is even disgusted by him

>>740289389
If you take any advice I've tried giving you, listen to this. Do NOT go 11x while our country is 'technically" at peacetime. You will spend your days picking up others trash on post or cigarette butts. Also the Airborne is full of cocky wanna be SF faggots. Go for air-assault if anything.

>>740289823
>Also the Airborne is full of cocky wanna be SF faggots
that's because the rejects who fail to pass rasp end up in 82nd

>>740289909
Yes, this is why I mentioned going Air-Assault over Airborne.

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>>740289676

>Army

>>740289676
kek

>>740285816
Here is a the best piece of arvise I can give you. You will meet vets and current GI's who will say they were in combat, and brgin to tell you their war tales. Remember this The more Combat seen the less it is talked about. Nothing glamorous about it

>>740289658
Pretty much any skill assets that the Coast Guard will offer you is very possible at landing you six-figure contracts. ESPECIALLY anything to do with Aviation.

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>>740290088
>air force

Why are you joining!

>>740290624
>>740289389
Simple answer is in there

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>>740290357

>no nametape
>28 years old and wearing uniform from over 30 years ago.

Not actually AF dipshit.

And again

>Army

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>>740291008
>air force

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>>740291203

>Army

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>>740291381
>air force

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>>740291652

>Army

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>>740291770
>air force

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>>740291921

>Army

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>>740292078
>air force

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>>740292429

>Army

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>>740292526
>air force

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>>740292744

>Army

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>>740292876

>>740288736
Or maybe he lacks the discipline currently associated to attend college because it takes a lot of fucking patience to not throats punch every single sack of shit on campus

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>>740293075

>Army

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>>740293183
>air force

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>based robert bales

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>>740293247

>Army

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>based jeremy morlock

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>>740293612
>air force

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>>740287036
>draftee

Nigga..... why you lyin?

>>740287641
Don't forget benefits and free housing. Also all the slam piggies you can fuck. Military bases are surrounded by gold digging whores that do anything you want on the off chance that you'll get stuck as their baby daddy and have to support them. Never cum in a slut. On another note, always volunteer if they ask for volunteers. If it was a shitty detail they'd make every one that didn't volunteer do it. If it was a cool detail like opfor for drill seargent school at Redstone arsenal you'd get picked.

>>740293729
lol we had some of those guys with us in jordan, one motherfucker had his acog on backwards

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>>740293729

>Army

>>740289013
>cuck snowflake detected

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>>740293902
>air force
>>740293832
what do you expect from a branch with literally no traditions?

>>740293735
No lie big man Service Number U 51xxxxxx Im not that stupid the servce number indicates lthis 5 region of country the 1 the command authority, the remaining I might as well print my name lol

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>>740294052
>what do you expect from a branch with literally no traditions?
> branch with literally no traditions?
>traditions

The fact that you put any value in that just screams motard.

Also

>Army

Dont fucking do it. My unit is full of retards

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>>740294174
>air force

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>>740294258

>Army

>>740294052
well honestly I didn't expect much at all, it was just funny to watch them thump their chest becuse they got to check id's at a fucking gatehouse only for my squad leader to point out that his acog was on backwards and call him a dumbass, he probably cried on skype to his girlfriend that night

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>>740294334

>>740294258
wow fucking awesome trigger discipline there

>>740294174
that's actually kind of funny, what's wrong with that?

>>740286825
10,000 today soldiers vs. 10,000 wwII soldiers

who wins?

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>>740294401

>Army

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>>740294478
upon seeing something like that, an air"man" would go to the EOC and file a complaint. no espirit de corps. no tradition. no honor. the basis for promotion in the air force is fucking holiday parties.
>>740294628
>air force

>Refer /k
Fuck you leave random this ain't your board to bring that shit up at, we're always at war here, we don't need you dumb asses filling up /b/

>>740289148
This

Just use the army and don't let it use you, all these pussies on here dont realize is that most soldiers don't give a fuck and believe it or not people want to deploy to shit holes to see combat and that's just what they want instead of sitting in their mom's basement

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>>740294705

>moto moto moto moto moto moto

I bet you're awesome at your job and no one hates you.

And again:
>Army

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>>740294958
>air force
don't you have a fucking walk test or holiday party to prepare for?

>>740294705
Oh go fuck yourself. Not all airmen are pussified assholes. The ones that are come from cushy shops that don't do shit. I was 3E751. You want tradition? Try being a fucking firefighter, pussy.

>>740294492
based on the soldier alone WWII easy the only reason were better now is because the gear has gotten better.

>>740295075
Don't you have to take a class to teach you how to read and write? Fucking rock.

>>740287388
I'm a civilian and I know exactly what it is. Corporate enforcers.

>>740295244
Yo, you're gay as fuck. Gtfo or some shit if you're just going to sniff your own farts.

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>>740295235
>air force
Don't you spend most of your time in SHARP seminars... and enjoy them? Fucking air""men"".

Im joining the marine corps what are the chances of getting job as a 0311? Asvab is 52 btw, also does ist score affect chances?

>>740295160
>based on the soldier alone WWII easy
i agree, but i can't prove it.

>>740295235
>>740295543
Y'all can both shut the fuck up before we start posting some buret shit in here.

>>740295539
Truth hurts, Anon.

>>740295543
Don't you have to spend most of your time learning to point the barrel downrange and not in your eye? Kick Rocks you empty headed fuck.

>>740295543

How fucking buttmad can one person be?

>>740295792
I bet your nose hurts too but you love sniffing so damn much.

>>740295585
LOL bullet stopper.

>>740285816
us military are boot licking fags.

>>740295878
How does it feel to know that you might die so that someone else can get rich?

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>>740295824
While a smartypants like you is giving me advice, why don't you give some tips for passing the walk test?
static.e-publishing.af.mil/production/1/af_a1/publication/afi36-2905/afi36-2905.pdf

>>740285816
How many trannys does it take to fill the us army?

>>740295906
So was your dad, yet here you are.

>>740295984
Feels good, because at least I'm not sitting down in a chair sniffing my singed ass hairs, faggot.

>>740295990
I was in b4 gay fucking walk test.
Give me some tips to avoid being raped in a fox hole. Faggot.

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>>740285816
>Be me
>Jobless Bernie Sanders supporter.
>live off welfare in mom's basement
>cant get any pussy
>decide to become a tranny and hit on lesbians, they cant say no because thats transphobic.
>dont have a job, so decide to join the millitary to pay for my surgery
>They lower the entry requirements for me because im trans.
>Unit calls me a faggot
>Finally come out as trans, hope i can leech funding for my surgery then leave the military.
>Trump Bans Transgenders from Service
>mfw

>>740296023
fag

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>>740296188
>raped in a foxhole
guess all those SHARP seminars really got you thinking about rape. Air force is pretty much the designated chick branch.

>>740296247
Kick rocks ground pounder

>>740285816
You fags raped my mom when she was enlisted. No respect for you animals

>>740296375
Only think about it because army is fully of degenerate trannies.

>>740296569
Which hole? Pics?

salty milk and coins

>>740296653
Because my completely sane mom would tell which hole a nigger raped her in.

Okay I want to clear the air on a couple of things: you can back out anytime you want before you take the rank test

Do what ever you're told, don't talk back, embrace the pepper spray(make it your second oxygen), salute everyone with with shiny shit on their collars, avoid NJP's and for that matter do not break any rules on the military code of justice. If you have a girlfriend dump her now, you'll find better tail and she'll end up fucking Jody boy half way through hell week and be pregnant with his kid by the time you reach your first duty station. Also, don't be fag, tell the recruiter that you changed your mind and you want to be a marine instead. 'rah

Don't be a tranny.

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>>740296629
>the branch with the highest per capita sluts accusing others of degeneracy
Nice try. Also, nice tits. Unfortunately,
>walk test

>>740295990
just fucking do it. no tips about anything will help you. you just want comfort knowing that you have a better chance. but we all know youll fuck something up and get fucked for it anyways.

deal with it

>>740296929
You just mad cause your "women" are trannies. We 're ok with sluts, at least we have them.
Also >fags.

>>740285816
You should have been thinking about this before now you stupid fuck. You sound like real 11B material.

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>>740297024
>we're ok with sluts
>we're ok with physically inferior people in the military
that's why you're air force. enjoy the holiday parties.
Also,
>fags

>>740296128
Shit yeah, how'd you know they are singed though?

>>740296929

I'm sorry I can't hear over my regular work hours. Or my superior living quarters. Or my DFAC where I don't even need to bus my own tray. Or over the huge amounts of leave time I get. Or my educational benefits......

>>740297184
I'm pretty sure they did away with those grueling PT bicycles. Now they just jerk their crew chiefs off.

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>>740297251
If you're hard of hearing, you should really get to practicing for that walk test. Clear some fat out of your ears. Or is that semen?

>>740297354

http://nypost.com/2016/10/11/the-us-army-is-the-fattest-branch-of-the-military/

>>740296929
brb gotta fight a warXD

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>>740297780
>can't even lift a bomb

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>>740297354
> yeah, we're fat

Better get more PT, it's good for you.

>>740297184
We don't need to be physically superior... we send our officers to fight. Unlike you morons.

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>>740297951
Should we adopt the walk test?

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>>740298096
>We don't need to be physically superior
>can't lift a bomb
oops

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>>740297950

If you get orders to 1st Cav then kys...better than being here

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>>740298400

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>>740298589

Would it be worth joining if I am 30yo and a CPA?

Just kinda bored with the corporate life. Was thinking military or FBI.

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>>740298780
>air force
>>740298814
Go ahead. Also consider OCS.

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>>740298814

And if you suck cock by choice join the >army

>>740298883
Would I have to live in the barracks after OCS?

I have a wife and 2 kids, and don't really want to live away from them.

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>>740299217
>>740298814
addendum: if you take cock up the ass, join the air force.
>>740299319
You can live off base. You will collect something called BAH and BAS, that gives you a stipend for living based on cost of living for that location. Seriously though, if you hate corporate life, don't go air force.

>>740295160

bullshit. today's soldiers training is so much more intense. like anything, we've become more competitive, we strive for the impossible, we look to make improvements on everything and we work with better systems.

take the psychology of warfare for instance; in WW2 soldiers deliberately aimed above the heads of their enemies because they didn't like the idea of killing someone. today's soldiers think it's a video game and are trying to rack up the highest score.

hand to hand combat is off the charts compared to what it was back then. you didn't have your bjj/muai thai/wrestling/judo/Western boxing hybrid you have today.

if you honestly believe WW2 soldiers have even the slightest chance of going toe to toe with a modern soldier your living in la la land.

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>>740299446
not for long, thanks to women

>>740299436

You do realize that's an army uniform right?

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>>740299557
you got me, i'm drunk.

>>740287461
Sorry old timer. I appreciate what you did for us, but people are too lazy to bother with the whole name. Sad but true. You can thank television for constantly referring to the war as 'nam if you like.

Man i miss my time in Iraq sucking off my colonel after firefights. Go marines! :3 We the gayest

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>>740299884
wook detected

>>740285816
I am glad to see from OP's pic that, in spite of the President's hateful tweets, trans-assault-helicopters are still proudly serving their country.

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>>740300135
f-35b wishes she were a helicopter

>>740300119
Atleast i'm not some stupid poor kid that never learned any skill or expertise other than "Sir, Yes Sir!"

>>740300822
Fortunately, there's plenty of trades that the military teaches that can be applied directly to the civilian sector. Also,
>GI bill

>>740287461

people were calling it Nam before the Vietnam war had broken out. stop being a pretentious princess fuck face. your service is appreciated but your whiny attitude isn't.